-Are you sure, Dad? -It was love at first sight, sweetie.
I've never been so sure in my life.
Who's he marrying? Did he say anything?
Well…
It's not Irene.
It's not Eva. And it's not Blanca either.
-And I don't see Paula. -That ended terribly.
Nagore!
All that fucking around, and he's the one killing our project.
It's Patrick. Hey, Patrick!
How are you? We're still deconstructed.
No. Everyone's here.
Every man and woman.
Patrick, whenever you're ready.
We're gathered here today to celebrate a beautiful love story.
Santi's love for himself.
It's not easy to find true love,
especially in times like these.
But Santi found it where he least expected.
In himself.
Is this really happening?
-Do you have your vows? -Yes.
I'm a little nervous.
-Come on. -Sorry.
"I, Santiago Peralta, on this journey called life,
promise to be my own partner in adventure."
"To love and respect myself in sickness and in health,
in wealth… and in poverty, all the days of my life."
"Until death do me part from myself."
-The ring. -Yes.
With this ring, I wed myself.
Santi, I now declare you your own husband.
Long live the groom!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Only you could come up with this, man.
This is the happiest day of my life.
-So what are you gonna give me? -A voucher for the psychologist?
Damn, Patrick's got a smoking hot girlfriend, huh?
Are you going on a honeymoon too? Or…
No. I can't right now. Later.
The construction work starts in two days.
How exciting!
Everything's finally going right for me. I'm gonna go say hi.
-You're not going to marry yourselves? -Auntie!
I'm not that into myself.
My relationship with myself is more of a situationship.
He won't take long to divorce himself. I give him six months.
How's everything going over here?
Santiago, what is this?
Buddy, I don't understand anything, but…
-Congratulations. -Thank you.
I brought you all together because I wanted to thank you.
If it weren't for you and the hard times you gave me,
I wouldn't have met the true love of my life.
So thank you from the bottom of my heart.
You're welcome.
And may you both be very…
-May you be very happy. -Yes.
I am. Really.
Well, enjoy your meal. See you later!
Why didn't it work out between you two?
He was missing something.
-Right? -Yeah.
I was just very young.
Long live the groom!
Suddenly I start to sing Maybe because I love myself
And I feel the wind That passes through my hands
Everything is different When I look at myself
I don't understand myself Maybe because I love myself
How are you? Are you seeing anyone?
Apart from the Thursday threesome.
Well, I was dating a married guy,
but he got remorseful, and it all went to shit.
I was seeing a whore so as not to hurt anyone.
-But it's vitiated consent. -Man…
And I have a weird heteroflexible thing with my business partner.
-You're dating Rafa? -No way.
It was a situationship, but I took his virginity, and he fell in love.
It's going great, huh?
It's good to see you finally smoothed things over.
Right? We decided to get along. For the kids' sake, mainly.
Yeah, we're a happy broken family.
And how are things going with that chick you're seeing?
-What was her name? Tania? -Who's Tania?
Huh?
No, that was just a silly fling.
I thought it was progressing.
Daniela says you don't know how to be alone.
Hey! My drink. It's so good. So refreshing.
Dad!
Hey!
The bouquet!
Come on, single ladies!
Come on. There we go.
Whoever catches it marries herself.
ALPHA MALES
Today the judge will take statements from Iñaki Castejón and Daniela Galván
regarding the alleged…
Are you nervous, ma'am?
No, Patri. I'm delighted.
…and step down from all political responsibilities.
For now, public opinion remains divided.
Some accuse the influencer of filing a false complaint,
while others condemn the politician
and criticize any questioning of the alleged victim.
Not dressed like that.
All you have to do is stand by your complaint
and not contradict yourself.
Take your time to answer. Whatever you do, don't break down.
Well, it's okay if you shed a tear or two.
But make it look natural.
You're doing this for you and for all of us, girl.
You're being very brave.
Elena Velasco is here.
Yes, show her in.
-Good morning. -How are you, Elena?
Please have a seat. Would you like something to drink?
I'm good, thank you.
Well, how can I help you?
I just found out that my husband has been cheating on me for a while.
-Man? Woman? -Woman.
-And you want a divorce. -I want a divorce.
I want to kill him. I want to kill her.
I can only help you with the first thing.
Joint assets, separate assets, kids?
Joint assets.
Two children. Daniel and Paula.
That fucking bitch destroyed a family.
Well, I prefer to blame the cheater
and get as much money as we can from him.
He doesn't have much money.
His bookstore isn't doing very well.
The asshole fell in love with a slut who didn't want anything serious.
I mean, if she doesn't want anything serious,
why ruin so many people's lives, right?
Elena…
The slut hit on him by leaving her phone number on a napkin.
What a cocktease.
I didn't know he was married.
Yes, you did.
And you loved being the other woman.
Now that you know me, it's not that funny, is it?
I hope you enjoyed it.
"Having reviewed Mrs. Esther Alonso's claim,
I approve the parenting agreement signed by both parties,
which governs their relationship with their children."
"This ruling may be appealed within 20 days."
You may sign here.
Well, it's done.
Okay, then. Happy broken family.
Now it's really over.
It feels a little weird.
It's nothing. Let's act normal.
This week I have the kids. Did you do the groceries?
We ran out of kiwis, and that sugar-free jam you like.
You were away, so…
Can you give me a ride home? Saves me the bus.
No, you're my ex now. Get by on your own.
I'm just kidding. The car's in the parking lot.
Your Honor, how are you?
Good morning. I'm Santiago. Remember me?
Of course. The camper guy.
Motor home. It's a motor home.
-Rubén, call the police. -No need, ma'am.
I wanted to let you know the work starts in two days.
But the topographic study found a ton of rock. Like, a lot.
We'll have to jackhammer pretty hard.
For at least a month, starting at eight in the morning.
But as a sign of goodwill, I brought you some foam earplugs.
They're good ones, from the pharmacy.
Okay. A pleasure, neighbors.
Have a good day. See you later.
-Ready, Manolo? -Let's go.
You're gonna love the wind tunnel.
It's like you're skydiving,
but without the risk of cracking your head open when you hit the ground.
You don't have to suck up to us anymore.
You're officially accepted as a stepfather.
You don't have to plan activities for us or anything.
Don't mess with him, okay? I need this one to last.
If you're not up for it, we can go back.
They are. They need to get out of the house.
Pedro!
Pedrito!
Hey! Motorcycle horseman.
I look cool, right?
This is my colleague, Manolo.
This is Tania, remember? The woman I've told you so much about.
Yes. Tania, of course.
Hi, Tania.
Hi. Nice to meet you, officer.
Luis.
He's talked so much about you, it feels like I've known you forever.
Okay, see you later.
Did you tell him to stop at any point?
Yes, of course I did, but--
-Did you say it like that? "Stop"? -Yes.
And he didn't listen to you?
He listened later, once I had to get tougher.
Wait a minute. So Mr. Castejón threw you onto the bed?
Yes.
And at that moment, according to you, he took out his penis.
Do you know what for?
Well, I… What do you think?
I'm the one asking the questions. Please answer.
Well, I guess he took out his penis to put it in my vagina,
my mouth, or my anus. There aren't many more--
Did he try to take off your panties?
-No, I didn't give him time. -And then he licked your breasts?
How long was he sucking your tits, touching your ass, and all that?
I don't…
I don't know. I didn't use a stopwatch.
Fine. And after everything you've told me,
you went to his house?
Why?
Have you read The Ages of Lulu?
-I don't remember. -You don't?
Can we talk?
Excuse me one second, Asun.
What happened? Your wife showed up in my office.
I felt awful. I had to tell her.
Dude, never bring up the cheating.
If you feel guilty, suck it up.
She noticed. Luz, I'm a mess. What am I supposed to say?
Anything. There are plenty of reasons to be depressed.
I can't stop thinking about you.
-You left me. -You didn't want anything serious.
You didn't insist much.
Hello?
Speaking.
I'll be right there.
What now?
Elena jumped off the balcony.
Hello.
What did you do to yourself, man?
You probably didn't wanna kiss me because of the beard.
Now I'm softer. Feel.
You're such a pain in the ass.
-Now's your chance. Nobody's looking. -Dude, I really like you.
I love you as much as one heteroflexible guy can love another.
But that's it. I don't feel the same way you do.
Maybe you're struggling to accept your bisexuality. Like I was.
I'm straighter than ever.
-I'm sure of it. -Sure?
We're always together. You love getting head.
You made love to me.
I'm not calling you gay, but you're not straight either.
Rafa, we're not together. We never have been, and we never will be.
The sooner you accept that, the better for both of us. Hey!
-Is this a good time? -Sure. What's up?
Did Pedro tell you about some Tania?
No, he didn't.
Tania? Tania…
Dude, you're such a bad liar. I'm a cop. I've got a polygraph here.
When Esther cheated on you, it didn't work very well.
Are you gonna tell me, or should I worry?
-Pedro has a girlfriend. -No way.
But he's gonna break up with her.
He was in the car with the whole family. I ran into them at a stoplight.
Holy shit! The kids too?
Yeah. They looked like one of those insurance ads.
No way. No fooling around. We're all committed, damn it.
Exactly. Yeah.
-What? -What what?
My polygraph's beeping now.
What? I'm not seeing anyone.
You better not be.
But I just slept with Esther.
What? Weren't you finalizing the divorce?
It was after we signed. In the parking lot.
-A goodbye fuck? -Exactly.
-But a nice one. -Luis, for fuck's sake.
No way. We just signed the divorce.
We're all committed to this project.
-Yes. -Luis.
I said yes, damn it. Relax.
Did you tell your friends about your little problem?
Yes, it's all settled.
And how did they take you bailing on them?
They felt hurt at first, but they love me very much.
They just want me to be happy.
Right. So you haven't told them anything.
Not yet.
But the decision's made. I'm just looking for the right moment.
I don't want to be the bad guy here. If you're unsure, live with your friends.
And we'll see what happens to us.
Maybe we're rushing into things.
Shit, Tania, come on. I told you I love you.
Yeah, after lying to me while you were leaving.
Not the most romantic declaration of love I've ever heard.
Tania.
I love you.
Thanks, honey.
A "me too" would help.
It won't come out very naturally now.
It just has to come out.
Do you want beetroot in your salad?
Well, I'm going, then.
To the love shack?
Right.
Kids, say goodbye to Daddy. You won't see me for a week.
-My girl. -Bye, Dad.
My God. He's not going to war.
Great.
-Luis! -What?
Don't go if you don't want to.
-The agreement says-- -Fuck the agreement!
-I want to get back together. -With me?
No, with the neighbor. Of course!
Esther, we just got divorced.
-If you're gonna complain, forget it. -No.
Wait. Let's talk about it.
What about Marimar?
-She came home. -Iris, you called her.
-They were flirting. -What? No. We were talking for a while.
And?
And… that's it.
I confirmed my suspicions.
Oh my God.
Marimar is not the love of my life.
Marimar was my high school crush.
The love of my life…
is you.
Those snobs want good wine. Do we clean them out with a Pingus?
Where are you going?
I can't keep working with you. It gets to me.
What are you talking about? Come on, we're busy.
Raúl, you broke my heart. Do you buy my share, or do I buy yours?
Rafa, damn it, we're too old for this drama.
What are you doing?
Get out.
What's going on?
Raúl dumped me.
We'll talk about it at home.
You never loved me.
We're not even a couple.
He's a damn liar.
He'd rather date a whore than me.
-You're not gay? -Heteroflexible.
I've been kissing you.
-You wanted to. -You were gay.
I am a little. Rafa and I had a nice little love story.
Now it's a love story?
-Rafa, shut up. -Bye!
You're disgusting, dude.
Where are you guys going? We still have the dinner shift.
We went to the room holding hands, like two people who are flirting
and want to kiss in private.
So you kissed each other? Both of you.
You didn't push her or throw her onto the bed?
We ended up in bed, but it was mutual.
-He doesn't interrupt him? -Did she touch you?
Yes. We touched each other.
It was an active thing.
-Mutual. -What did she touch?
My crotch.
My penis. I touched her rear and her breasts.
Did you take your penis out at all?
Absolutely not.
Damn, he's leading him the whole time.
And why did you stop if you were having such a great time?
Because it was too indiscreet. We were at her ex's house.
We're not teenagers. So we went to my house.
If it all felt so natural, why would she feel the need to report you?
Well, thanks to this, she's getting more media attention than ever.
I guess she's benefiting somehow.
This leak works in our favor. People are outraged.
I don't recall. I was a little high.
They disappeared for a while and left early.
I believe her. Why would she lie?
Daniela's a heartbreaker, but she's not a liar.
Sister, I believe you.
I'm going to bed.
Are you okay?
What are you doing here?
I don't know.
How is she?
The sunshades saved her.
But she has multiple fractures and a spinal injury.
They don't know if she'll walk again.
I've left some chicken and carrots in the freezer. For Rita.
Thank you so much.
Are you moving far from the center?
To the outskirts of Ávila.
Yeah, that's far.
But it's really beautiful. The walls, the food…
-A convent of Poor Clares. -The ones who make pastries?
I'm giving myself to Christ, the only man who's never failed me.
Marimar, I think that's a waste.
Me too.
Rita, I'm going to miss you so much.
You're more upset about leaving the dog than leaving me.
Raúl, I'd wish you the best, but I can't.
And I know that forgiveness is Christian, but I'm human too.
So fuck you.
This is a judicial investigation, not a reality show for the whole country.
Ma'am, they're talking about you.
Maybe victims of gender-based violence
need a more empathetic, less aggressive approach.
I only asked the victim about the issues she raised in her complaint.
It's not so much the questions, but how they're asked.
Patri, turn that off, please.
I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my use of the words "tits" and "ass."
If the complaint contains rude terms, it's not my fault.
But you were far more lenient with the accused than the alleged victim.
The accused person has the right to lie.
The complainant, however,
must stand by all the allegations in the complaint.
And my duty is to go through each point
to determine whether this young woman is lying or not.
You got a really patriarchal judge.
Are you watching it? I'm getting so pissed off.
See? Now I feel like talking.
What do you mean, a relationship?
We've been dating for about six weeks.
And I've said I love her. Twice.
She hasn't. She's waiting for it to come out naturally.
See? He's a bastard.
Yeah. It hurts.
-But love is love. -What did you say?
There's a small chance, a tiny one, that I might get back with Esther.
-Esther? Come on, man. -You betrayed us too.
But with a new one.
I can't believe what shitty friends I have.
-Can't we stop the construction until… -Until what?
We need to talk to Santi.
You two assholes deal with him!
You're not even real friends.
The whole commune thing is screwed because of you!
Damn.
I think you should bring it up with Santi.
I'm just the kept one.
Daniela, why did you finally decide to talk?
Because I was the only one left.
I didn't want it to look like I was milking this media shit show.
But I'm not gonna let them trash me without defending myself.
Do you feel revictimized?
I hate that word, but yeah.
It’s bad enough having to relive a trauma,
let alone be called a schemer, a whore, and a liar all day long.
What would you say to all those women
who have suffered sexual assault and remain silent?
Ladies, don't report it. Look what happens.
I broke the heart of a heterocurious guy. I pissed off a prostitute.
I turned my ex into a nun. I'm not making much progress.
The wife of the guy I was having sex with found out and jumped off the balcony.
-Is she dead? -She bounced off a sunshade.
Okay.
-They don't know if she'll walk again. -Damn.
Yeah.
You fucked up big-time too.
-Raúl, it's not funny. -I know. It's horrible.
At least you got your apartment back.
Are you gonna sell it to fund your sexist commune?
We'll see what happens with the commune.
Pedro has a girlfriend. Luis is with Esther.
Those assholes aren't real friends. They deserted us, Santi and me.
Wait until he finds out.
We had a plan, damn it. A commitment's a commitment.
What's this?
Raúl,
we're two emotional terrorists.
The best thing we can do is take each other off the market.
For humanity's sake.
Luz, are you proposing what I think you're proposing?
My love,
will you marry me?
Yay! Come on!
Our commune is underway.
What a great moment. Who wants to say some nice words?
There's something I'd like to tell you before--
That's what I'm asking you.
-To get involved. Tell me. -It's not about the project.
But let's say it affects it.
-How? -I have a girlfriend.
You have a girlfriend?
Her name's Tania. Businesswoman. She owns beauty centers.
Two 11-year-old kids, Nora and David. We've been dating for about six weeks.
It's serious. Not a situationship.
Pedro, buddy.
We've got the land, the financing, the construction company.
See what this is? I'll explain.
It's an excavator moving dirt.
Because today we're starting construction, damn it!
Maybe I should've mentioned it earlier.
Earlier?
Luis, say something.
I'm back with Esther.
You're back with Esther? You just got divorced.
I realized she's the love of my life.
How the hell is she the love of your life? The love of your life is Marimar, idiot!
No, it's Esther. I'm sorry, man.
Raúl, are you listening to these fucking traitors?
I just…
What?
I'm getting married.
What? Who are you marrying?
Last night, Luz put a ring in my fondant.
So you choke and die.
We're taking each other off the market. For humanity's sake.
She proposed to you? Fucking unbelievable.
Congratulations, man!
Congratulations?
You're three bastards!
That's what you are.
-Santi. -This is unbelievable.
-You talked about this before, didn't you? -No.
-This is premeditated betrayal! -No, dude.
Fuck!
-It just happened. -Shit.
Love is love.
Try to understand. Friends are backup when you don't have a girlfriend.
It's a miracle we see each other so much.
I'm sure you'll find someone too.
I'd found you!
Do you get what "commitment" means?
We had a plan, damn it. And now you've left me in the lurch.
Not in the lurch. You're newly married to yourself.
Go somewhere nice for your honeymoon.
Unwind. You'll come back with a new perspective.
But you're coming to my wedding, right?
Yay! Mommy!
It's Mommy.
What's going on here?
Honey, what happened? Who went down the slide?
Say, "Mommy."
-Hello. -How are you?
It was Mommy.
I see you a lot in the park.
-Are you unemployed? -No, I'm a househusband.
My girl supports me. Not "my girl." That's patriarchal.
-It's what? -She's over there.
Playing with my son and my ex. His mother.
They get along very well.
Aren't you ashamed of being supported financially by a woman?
Not really.
Some time ago,
my friends and I took a course on deconstructing our toxic masculinity.
I thought it was nonsense too.
But little by little, it started to sink in.
We've had to rethink our sexist, patriarchal heritage,
and embrace our vulnerability.
-Long live the newlyweds! -It was a lot to take in.
Avoiding sexist language.
Accepting that monogamy isn't the only option.
That sexuality can be fluid.
-What are you doing here? -You gave me a sign.
Right, get out!
-Go. -You gave me a sign.
You did.
Like in any revolution, there's been some collateral damage.
Along the way, we all had our crises, our insecurities.
All just to end up more or less where we started.
Except this time by choice.
Basically, it made us think.
Traditional masculinity is toxic because it's unrealistic.
It makes us unhappy.
How many of you consider yourselves sexist?
I'm not saying it's easy. We're still in transition.
We don't know exactly where we're headed, but we're moving forward.
Dad, how's your honeymoon going? Are you still in love with yourself?
More than ever, sweetie. I'm super happy.
I don't need a girlfriend. Or friends. I don't need anything.
Being alone is a superpower, sweetie.
-Have you decided, sir? -Yes. I'll get the lobster rice, please.
The lobster rice is for two people.
Dad?
Hello? Dad?
Hello?
Subtitle translation by: Olga Garrido