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WOODHOUSE:
Superb Man
making his debut at Slamageddon.

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I won't let you down,

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and to make doubly sure
I'm zen out of ten,

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I'm chewing on
some sweet CBD tablets.

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Seawater, beeswax and dirt?

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Got 'em from the cheapest doctor
in town.

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By "town", I mean the dark web.
Wanna suck?

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So, this is the show
that's gonna save our bank balance,

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prove that we're worthy of being
called Boss Pro Wrestling.

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It's the dance. It's the kahuna.

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The big fucking dancing kahuna!
What is it?!

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ALL:
Cancelled.
It's can...!

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What?

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Yes, yes, yes! Nitrolamageddon!
CHEERING AND SHOUTING

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Yes!

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Say Nitrolamageddon!

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Why wouldn't they just call it
Nitro-geddon?

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You all right, Mary? There you go.

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Absolute throbber.

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PHONE VIBRATES

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SIGHS

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Dr Patel!

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Yeah, if this is about
those missing packets of diazepam,

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I can assure you, you know...

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Oh, you haven't. OK.

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Ignore that. Go on.

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Right, I see.

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Blimey, that's a long word.

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But you discharged me!

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Mm.

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Right, well, er,
ring me with the results, I suppose.

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Yeah, cheers.

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Right, it's on.

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Yeah, all right. Not too close.
Get off me. Yeah. Bye-bye.

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One night.
All I wanted was ONE night!

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Aw, what's the matter, Hols?

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You look as though
your show got shut down

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cos a really handsome bloke
did a fat dump

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in the air conditioning system.

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Gutted. Whole venue sprayed...

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You never let me have anything!
..with shit.

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You couldn't even let me have this!

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What is it?

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Cos you know
I'd put on a better show than you!

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Wait a second! Chill out, shit ears.

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I was legit
gonna make you an offer.

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You're making me an offer?
Right.

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Your lot can do a match
on my show.

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Cos you're my sister,
and I'm a nice guy,

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and because Jill got arrested
for sucking off a statue.

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Just don't ask.
So we have to fill ten minutes.

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Thought you might like that.

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I'll even let you ref.
HE CHUCKLES

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Oh, yeah. Um, just on one condition.

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Holly, you've got to beg me for it.

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Beg... me.

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I'll be waiting
in my dressing room - number one.

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DOOR SLAMS

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North Korean lager. Really?

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At this point, why not?

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Oh, um, should I tell
the Masked Hurricane not to show up?

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Jack, forget it.
Ben, Mya...

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..there's something
I want to tell you. I am...

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BOTH:
You're the Masked Hurricane.

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Bertha told me.

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Cheers.

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You told Ben?
Nah.

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Worked it out, like.
You belong in that ring.

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Unlike Nick,
you didn't want to hurt your mum,

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so you kept it a secret.

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Didn't want to say anything, though.

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I thought the best thing to do was,
you know, buy into the fantasy.

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Same way
as when we go out and wrestle,

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and we know it's not real
and the fans know it's not real,

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we create something that feels real.

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That's all that matters.

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What do I know, anyway?

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It's only a stupid wrestling show...

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TEARFULLY:
..that we're not gonna do any more!

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I already started
spending a share of my takings,

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in my head, and on a credit card.

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Hols...

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..are my new costumes iconic?

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Yes.
Yes.

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Does one have functioning wings?

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Yes.
Yes.

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Does the world need to see them?

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That's obviously a yes.

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Yes.
That was a yes.

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But if you beg Nick for anything,
then I will set them all on fire

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and go back to working nights
at the Ibis.

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Fuck his deal. Fuck him.

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No.

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I'm gonna give him what he wants.

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Oh, hang on.

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OK.

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I'm begging you.

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I'm begging you.

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Let my guys go on.

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Please, Nick. You win.

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NICK LAUGHS

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Fine. They can have five minutes
while people come in.

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Double DQ, no winner.

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Thanks.

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What?

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I just... I miss those moments
before a show, you know?

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Tiny doing lines.

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Si and Roxy doing
THOSE warm-up stretches

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that they always like
to do in private.

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Oh!

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Bulk having his naked nap.

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SNORING

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They're all so...

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fucking predictable.

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You what?
SHE GRUNTS

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You shit on our show,
we're stealing yours.

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Slamageddon's back on, bitch!

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Oh, and good luck coming to terms
with the size of your dick.

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Yeah... Yeah, well,
it's bigger than yours!

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Well, yeah!

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Bye!

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DOOR RATTLES

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Fuck!

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CROWD SHOUTS AND WHISTLES

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Nitro! Nitro! Nitro!

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CROWD CHANTS:
Nitro! Nitro!
Nitro! Nitro! Nitro!

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Nitro fans.

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There's a chance
I didn't think this bit through.

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Nah, relax.

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They won't even notice
we're giving them a different show.

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Good evening, everyone!

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MAN:
Who are you?!

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CROWD CHANTS:
Nitro! Nitro!

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It's tenser than dinner
at my brother's.

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How do you manage it?
How are you always so calm?

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CBD, baby.

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What's happened to him?
He found the drinks cellar.

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I'm guessing
it's just a cellar now.

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Pre-match freebies are
all part of the experience.

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I did misjudge the stairs, though,
but do not panic.

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I can still... Ow! Right!
No, I'm fine! I'm fine!

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Just get me some ice.
I need a gin and tonic.

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Cliff, I don't know
what's more fucked -

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your leg, you, or us.

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Jack, get changed.
You're on second with Woodhouse.

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Shabbat Shalom!

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Whatever you try, you really
still can't silence the voices.

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Jack, now! Get in your gear!

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Oh, yes. Right.
I just need to iron my...

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BERTHA:
Iron's broke.
Oh, shitting-fucking-shitting-fuck!

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Jack, don't you dare
fucking abandon...!

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You... You're not going.
You are. You're not.

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Sorry, mixed signals.

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But you're dressed.

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I wanted to make sure
I had plenty of energy,

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so I came to get these...

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raisins.
So, ready?

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Clifford's right.
You can't silence the voices.

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I know that I'm terrified...
but that's fine.

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But, actually,
what if me saying that

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is an attempt to silence the voices?
What if the crowd hates me?

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What if I go out there
and the first person I...?

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GAGS

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I also tried
one of Woodhouse's dirt tablets.

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Eurgh!
No, no. It's bad.

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Eurgh! It tastes like shit.

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Yeah. I-It lingers.
Eurgh!

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CROWD CHANTS:
Nitro! Nitro!
Nitro! Nitro! Nitro!

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MYA OVER PA:
All right, let's go!
Yeah!

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THEY GRUNT

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Beaming down from an alien planet
not too far away,

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space empress Bertha Lavicus

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versus Ben the Berzerker!

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BOOING

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Are you coming in?

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CROWD EXCLAIMS

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Argh!
CROWD EXCLAIMS

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Come on, then!

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Yes! Ow!
Actually quite hurt myself there.

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Triangle of trust.

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We're ready. Have fun.
Believe in yourself.

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Woodhouse, stick to the four
simple moves we agreed on.

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Even better, I'll do three.

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Wrestling my best pal!

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MYA OVER PA:
Is it a wasp?
Is it a helicopter?

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No.

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It's... Superb Man!

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BP's forever. Yeah!

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UPBEAT ENTRANCE MUSIC PLAYS
I'm a wrestler, baby!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Yeah!

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Very quick, uh, question about,
um, earlier,

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with the raisins
and the car park with the...

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The kiss?
Yes.

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Oh, um, it was just
to get you out your head.

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Right, yeah. Yeah. Very good.
Very, uh... Very effective.

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Mm.

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Ah!

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Yeah.
And his opponent, the Jack Hammer!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Love you, BP!

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Argh!

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Argh!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Love you, BP.

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WOODHOUSE GRUNTS
Yes!

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Oh, Christ. I need a drink.

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CROWD EXCLAIMS

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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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And what do you think
you're doing?

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Take that rubbish off.

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Back rubber!

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CROWD EXCLAIMS
One, two, three!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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You stole your brother's show,
did you?

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No.

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Yes.

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He started...!
Shh!

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Cliff phoned me, you know.

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CLIFF ON VOICEMAIL:
'Pamela, about Holly.

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'I've got something to tell you...'

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She's bloody brilliant.

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The things she's done
to keep your company alive,

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and she has found
this amazing wrestler called...

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The Masked Hurricane.

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So, Cliff's been lying to me
and all!

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Sometimes, I think you get
the kids you deserve.

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I've been shown up,
let down, betrayed...

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But enough about Nick.

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Argh!

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Oh, my God!

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A thunderous show, lads.

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Simple and effective, respectively.

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Ya filthy tarts!

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Quality!

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I've always known what Nick was,

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or what I made him,
but I didn't...

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I felt like I was in...
Let's do our secret handshake!

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Yeah, but we don't have one yet!

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Tweedledum and Tweedle-dickhead,
twat off.

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I had to tell myself
that Nick was decent,

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or I had to admit that I fucked up.

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But he's not.

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And I did.

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I fucked up when you hurt yourself

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and then I kept hurting you more.

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But sometimes, life shoves a bit
of perspective up your chuff.

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You're not the girl
who's too fragile to go in the ring.

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You're the woman who's gonna
run this company from now on.

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Um...
But...

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CHUCKLES

253
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,901
..you're not going out there
in that.

254
00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:19,581
You're going out...

255
00:13:20,981 --> 00:13:23,501
HOLLY GASPS
..in this.

256
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:25,901
Y-Your old costume?

257
00:13:25,901 --> 00:13:28,421
Pam Slam, the Queen of Glam. Mum!

258
00:13:29,461 --> 00:13:31,381
Right, Hols.

259
00:13:32,941 --> 00:13:35,421
I don't deserve you.

260
00:13:36,701 --> 00:13:38,781
But I'm so proud of you.

261
00:13:41,461 --> 00:13:43,341
SHE CHUCKLES

262
00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:45,421
Yes!

263
00:13:45,421 --> 00:13:47,581
We'll get Bertha
to pin the tits in, yeah?

264
00:13:47,581 --> 00:13:49,381
OK, Mum, I'm literally D cup.

265
00:13:49,381 --> 00:13:51,301
Yeah, in your dreams, petal.

266
00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:53,701
MYA OVER PA:
Are you ready?!

267
00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:56,581
Our main event will kick off
in one minute.

268
00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:02,701
THEY CHEER AND LAUGH

269
00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:06,181
Argh!

270
00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:23,741
Oi, Maggie.

271
00:14:23,741 --> 00:14:25,101
Oh, yes. Mango.

272
00:14:25,101 --> 00:14:27,461
I run your fan club.
I've got four pet goats.

273
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,101
OK. Listen, love. I need a favour.

274
00:14:31,101 --> 00:14:34,341
Of course. Anything... love.

275
00:14:38,621 --> 00:14:42,581
Mum, what was it you said about
something rammed up your chuff?

276
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,621
What?
What's happened?

277
00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:46,781
MYA OVER PA:
Are you ready?

278
00:14:46,781 --> 00:14:48,741
Later, later.

279
00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:50,981
FANFARE PLAYS

280
00:14:50,981 --> 00:14:54,141
MYA OVER PA:
All right, you beautiful people,

281
00:14:54,141 --> 00:14:56,621
she's just flown in!

282
00:14:56,621 --> 00:15:00,781
She's wild! She's wicked!

283
00:15:00,781 --> 00:15:04,701
It's Hurricane Holly!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

284
00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:06,221
And her...

285
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,501
CROWD EXCLAIMS
Yes, come on!

286
00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:11,981
You bastard!

287
00:15:11,981 --> 00:15:13,021
Ah! Ah!

288
00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:19,381
Ah!

289
00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:25,021
Oh, no, you don't.

290
00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:29,221
Release the wings of war!

291
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,661
FABRIC TEARS

292
00:15:31,941 --> 00:15:33,821
Oh, fuck it.

293
00:15:33,821 --> 00:15:35,981
Come on, then!

294
00:15:35,981 --> 00:15:37,381
SHOUTING

295
00:15:39,181 --> 00:15:40,861
Who's here for me, then?

296
00:15:40,861 --> 00:15:43,901
CHEERING

297
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,661
Yes! Quality!

298
00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:48,821
So you can all forget
about Hurricane Holly

299
00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:50,221
and all of her lot.

300
00:15:50,221 --> 00:15:51,701
HE LAUGHS
Let's give 'em a show!

301
00:15:57,461 --> 00:16:01,061
Nick Nitro versus Hurricane Holly!

302
00:16:02,581 --> 00:16:03,741
CROWD EXCLAIMS

303
00:16:03,741 --> 00:16:05,461
CHEERING AND WHISTLING

304
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,901
CROWD EXCLAIMS

305
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,381
CHEERING

306
00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:12,461
GRUNTING AND YELLING

307
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,501
Yes! Yes!

308
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,141
CHEERING
Hey!

309
00:16:19,141 --> 00:16:20,821
Ah!
No!

310
00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:22,461
SHE GRUNTS
No.

311
00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:25,661
SHE GRUNTS

312
00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:30,541
Such a small dick
for such a big prick!

313
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:36,301
CROWD EXCLAIMS

314
00:16:37,741 --> 00:16:40,061
Jesus, Nick, why are you like this?

315
00:16:44,861 --> 00:16:46,421
CROWD EXCLAIMS

316
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:48,501
CHEERING AND SHOUTING
Argh!

317
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:50,821
Nick Nitro's meant to be
a mega star,

318
00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:53,741
and it soon all became about you
and all of your ear shit.

319
00:16:53,741 --> 00:16:56,781
Yes! Come on! Let me hear ya!

320
00:16:56,781 --> 00:16:58,781
We cancelled
my first hearing aid fitting

321
00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:01,941
so Mum could take you to get
your armpits lasered, dickhead!

322
00:17:01,941 --> 00:17:04,461
SHE GRUNTS,
CROWD EXCLAIMS

323
00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:09,661
CROWD EXCLAIMS

324
00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:15,421
Then why have I been wrestling
in guildhalls and community centres

325
00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:17,261
for the last 15 years, eh?

326
00:17:17,261 --> 00:17:20,221
When's America gonna call me up?!
HE GRUNTS

327
00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:21,341
CROWD EXCLAIMS

328
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,221
Argh!

329
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,301
Count it!

330
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,981
One, two, three.

331
00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:36,101
CROWD EXCLAIMS
Tell 'em who the winner is.

332
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,181
Your winner is...

333
00:17:43,181 --> 00:17:47,181
Hols, just stay down.
Nick Nitro! Come on!

334
00:17:47,181 --> 00:17:49,661
What the fuck are you doing?
Hols...

335
00:17:49,661 --> 00:17:53,661
That's not how this works.
Get back down!

336
00:17:53,661 --> 00:17:55,301
CROWD EXCLAIMS

337
00:17:57,501 --> 00:17:59,421
Count it!
Nick, the match is over!

338
00:17:59,421 --> 00:18:01,781
Count it!
One, two, three!

339
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,821
Yes!
Hols, just stay down.

340
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,781
Double winner! Come on!

341
00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:07,421
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

342
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,621
Nick Nitro! Come on, then!

343
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,461
You've always thought
you were better than me. Always.

344
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,661
But it doesn't matter,
cos who's fucking winning now?

345
00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:18,101
Me! Not you!

346
00:18:18,101 --> 00:18:19,901
I'm a fucking superstar, not you!

347
00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:21,501
Oh, just shut up.

348
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,381
Not your shit ears,
not your shit mates.

349
00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:27,821
Holly! Holly!

350
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:33,421
ALL CHANT:
Holly! Holly! Holly!
Holly! Holly! Holly!

351
00:18:33,421 --> 00:18:36,341
SHE SCREAMS

352
00:18:36,341 --> 00:18:38,221
Argh!

353
00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:40,301
CHEERING

354
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:44,701
Argh!

355
00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:48,541
COUGHING

356
00:18:51,981 --> 00:18:53,941
These are so useful, aren't they?

357
00:18:57,741 --> 00:18:59,461
Argh!
CROWD EXCLAIMS

358
00:18:59,461 --> 00:19:03,501
When I tell you to stay down,
Holly, you stay down.

359
00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:10,181
Oh, yeah. Come on, then!
Come on, then!

360
00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,381
MAN IN CROWD:
You're not a man,
mate!

361
00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:14,701
What?
You're a coward!

362
00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:17,421
CROWD BOOS AND JEERS
You don't boo me.

363
00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:18,861
You don't boo me!

364
00:19:18,861 --> 00:19:20,981
BOOING CONTINUES
Shut up!

365
00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:24,021
Get down!
Argh!

366
00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:25,701
Dirty fighter!

367
00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:28,861
I won. You tell 'em I won!

368
00:19:28,861 --> 00:19:32,061
Newsflash, mate. Wrestling's fake.

369
00:19:32,061 --> 00:19:34,141
Ladies and gentlemen,

370
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:40,581
give it up for your loser,
Hurricane Holly!

371
00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:42,741
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

372
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:45,821
And I should have mentioned

373
00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:48,861
this hasn't been
a Nitro Wrestling show at all.

374
00:19:48,861 --> 00:19:55,221
We've been Hurricane Holly's
Boss Pro Wrestling!

375
00:19:55,221 --> 00:19:56,901
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

376
00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:08,461
Yay!

377
00:20:08,461 --> 00:20:11,661
CHANTING:
Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!

378
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:20,781
We're still financially doomed
cos of the cancellation, right?

379
00:20:20,781 --> 00:20:22,301
Very much so, yes.

380
00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:24,741
Also, I think giving away
all of the merchandise wasn't...

381
00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:28,981
Oh, that's Tomorrow Woodhouse's
massive, massive problem.

382
00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:33,821
CHANTING:
Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!
Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!

383
00:20:38,181 --> 00:20:40,221
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