1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:27,717 - All those years have led to this. 4 00:00:27,717 --> 00:00:31,031 All those torturous, delinquent years, 5 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:35,069 when I was too high to remember have led to this moment, 6 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:39,763 the most important, lucrative night of my life. 7 00:00:39,763 --> 00:00:42,214 Rabbit, look what you've done. 8 00:00:43,388 --> 00:00:45,045 You've done good, buddy. 9 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,357 You finally moved up and got a piece of the pie. 10 00:00:47,357 --> 00:00:51,706 From living the high life to living the high in life. 11 00:00:58,334 --> 00:00:59,749 Rabbit's back, baby. 12 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,160 - Geez, look at the time, I gotta get going here. 13 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,644 I'm gonna have customers. 14 00:02:07,644 --> 00:02:09,991 I mean, fine dining patrons, 15 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,649 beating down the door in minutes. 16 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:22,901 I'm sorry, ma'am, 17 00:02:22,901 --> 00:02:25,283 miss, we're not open yet. 18 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:28,148 You'll have to wait out front 19 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,392 with the rest of the customers in line. 20 00:02:32,566 --> 00:02:34,050 There is a line up front, isn't it? 21 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:39,020 Geez, I spend a fortune on advertisement. 22 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,783 Oh, please. 23 00:02:43,818 --> 00:02:45,406 Don't cry beautiful lady. 24 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:50,342 You certainly have a full basket. 25 00:02:50,342 --> 00:02:52,758 They catch the tears. 26 00:02:52,758 --> 00:02:55,244 What's your name young hot lady? 27 00:02:56,762 --> 00:03:00,249 - Thomasina Atkins, people call me Tom. 28 00:03:00,249 --> 00:03:01,560 - I'm rabbit, 29 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,632 I'm the owner of this establishment. 30 00:03:04,632 --> 00:03:06,358 - It's beautiful. 31 00:03:06,358 --> 00:03:08,188 - Thank you. 32 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,086 I spend a freaking fortune on it. 33 00:03:10,914 --> 00:03:11,846 - I can tell. 34 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,091 - Grand opening tonight. 35 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:17,197 - Oh, it's your big night. 36 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,440 I'm so sorry to cause you any distress. 37 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,616 - Believe me, anybody in this dress is 38 00:03:23,789 --> 00:03:25,274 no problem at all. 39 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,035 What can I do for you? 40 00:03:29,381 --> 00:03:31,487 - I just lost my waitress job down the street 41 00:03:31,487 --> 00:03:34,110 and I'm on a really tight budget, 42 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:37,527 and now I'm not gonna be able to afford to pay rent, 43 00:03:37,527 --> 00:03:39,874 or keep my bangy thingies in check, 44 00:03:39,874 --> 00:03:42,877 or get any frivolous streaming services 45 00:03:42,877 --> 00:03:45,639 or buy cowboy hats from my lizard. 46 00:03:45,639 --> 00:03:49,056 - Oh, that's a hell of a pickle. 47 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:53,612 - No, I don't want sex from you, Mr. 48 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:57,823 - Oh, why should you be different than anyone else? 49 00:04:00,136 --> 00:04:01,620 I got it. 50 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,415 The restaurant opens in a couple of hours, 51 00:04:03,415 --> 00:04:05,106 and I could use all the help I can get. 52 00:04:11,112 --> 00:04:14,530 - Does it look like these hands do dishes? 53 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:16,083 - No. 54 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,154 - And I do not understand the mysteries of cooking. 55 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:20,432 - Oh, we have people for that. 56 00:04:20,432 --> 00:04:21,571 - And I don't do that. 57 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:25,334 - Be a server? 58 00:04:25,334 --> 00:04:26,196 - Heck no. 59 00:04:27,784 --> 00:04:30,166 - Well, what is it that you do? 60 00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:36,206 You do that very well. 61 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:37,518 - Totally. 62 00:04:37,518 --> 00:04:38,726 - I've got it. 63 00:04:40,245 --> 00:04:45,250 I think I just found my new double D. 64 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,186 Hostess. 65 00:04:51,808 --> 00:04:53,534 - What does, I'll take it. 66 00:04:54,742 --> 00:04:55,674 - Deal. 67 00:05:04,649 --> 00:05:07,652 So, this is where the magic happens. 68 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,379 - Wouldn't that be the kitchen? 69 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:13,105 - No, this is where they make the food disappear. 70 00:05:15,556 --> 00:05:16,902 A little restaurant humor. 71 00:05:16,902 --> 00:05:18,041 - Very little. 72 00:05:19,284 --> 00:05:22,183 It's so elegant, unless it cost you a fortune. 73 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:23,012 - It did. 74 00:05:24,427 --> 00:05:28,431 I inherited a small fortune from a nephew who croaked. 75 00:05:28,431 --> 00:05:29,984 - He died? 76 00:05:29,984 --> 00:05:32,642 Aw, he must have loved you so much. 77 00:05:32,642 --> 00:05:33,540 - I never met him. 78 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:35,714 - You never met him? 79 00:05:35,714 --> 00:05:40,340 - No, I was too busy getting high over multiple dimensions. 80 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:44,033 It's a long story. 81 00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:46,622 I'd love to share with you over coffee one day. 82 00:05:46,622 --> 00:05:48,209 - That's okay. 83 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:49,590 - Okay. 84 00:05:55,562 --> 00:05:57,287 I'm not going back to the old Rabbit. 85 00:05:57,287 --> 00:05:59,117 I'm not going back to the old Rabbit. 86 00:05:59,117 --> 00:06:01,050 I'm not going back to the old Rabbit. 87 00:06:02,741 --> 00:06:03,673 - Then don't. 88 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:07,643 - So, 89 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:12,372 would you like to meet the rest of the crew and... 90 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,442 - Let's do it. 91 00:06:13,442 --> 00:06:14,684 - This way. 92 00:06:22,727 --> 00:06:25,661 Girls, ladies, let me introduce you 93 00:06:26,938 --> 00:06:30,113 to our new, 94 00:06:31,598 --> 00:06:34,911 a person at the front of the house, Tom Atkins. 95 00:06:39,295 --> 00:06:40,192 Girls, 96 00:06:42,022 --> 00:06:44,093 are you texting each other? 97 00:06:44,093 --> 00:06:46,302 You could just talk to each other, 98 00:06:46,302 --> 00:06:47,890 it's not that hard. 99 00:06:49,512 --> 00:06:50,513 Okay, good. 100 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:53,827 Well, they're busy right now. 101 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:55,518 They're prepping for the big opening. 102 00:06:55,518 --> 00:06:57,002 - Obviously. 103 00:06:57,002 --> 00:07:01,179 - Let me show you to the heart and soul, the kitchen. 104 00:07:01,179 --> 00:07:03,319 You're gonna love our new chef. 105 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:04,665 - Oh, is he well known? 106 00:07:04,665 --> 00:07:08,497 - She, and she is known across space and time. 107 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:12,432 - Wow, girl power, all right. 108 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,433 - Yes. 109 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:23,995 Here it is. 110 00:07:24,927 --> 00:07:25,824 - A word with you, Rabbit. 111 00:07:25,824 --> 00:07:26,929 - In a moment. 112 00:07:26,929 --> 00:07:28,448 First, I want you to meet Tom. 113 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,657 Tom, this is Sal, 114 00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:34,868 the best cook who answered my one ads, Sal Monella. 115 00:07:36,628 --> 00:07:38,216 - Your name is Sal Monella? 116 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:39,804 - That is correct. 117 00:07:39,804 --> 00:07:41,599 - You have Sal Monella in your kitchen. 118 00:07:41,599 --> 00:07:43,048 - I have spread myself 119 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:46,224 over every inch of every surface of this establishment. 120 00:07:46,224 --> 00:07:48,295 - You got a problem or... 121 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:51,298 - I just wouldn't tell the diners that. 122 00:07:51,298 --> 00:07:53,956 - Pleased to make your acquaintance . 123 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:54,957 - Maybe later. 124 00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:00,065 - Your name is Tom, is it? 125 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:01,308 - It is. 126 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:03,552 - And yet you are a woman, allegedly. 127 00:08:03,552 --> 00:08:05,105 - Definitely. 128 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:07,314 - I'll be watching you. 129 00:08:07,314 --> 00:08:08,557 - Good to know. 130 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:17,497 - Sal, you wanted a word with me? 131 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,981 - Permission to speak commandant. 132 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:19,809 - Granted. 133 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:21,742 - This is union, 134 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:24,124 this chef is unacceptable. 135 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:27,127 - If you're talking union, you are like banging her, 136 00:08:27,127 --> 00:08:30,026 yes, it's very unacceptable. 137 00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:33,582 - I am not stopping, nor will I ever stop it. 138 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:35,791 - Then what's the problem. 139 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:39,173 - I am quite notorious for my food, yeah? 140 00:08:39,173 --> 00:08:40,002 - Yeah. 141 00:08:40,002 --> 00:08:40,830 - Yeah. 142 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:42,073 - Yeah. 143 00:08:42,073 --> 00:08:42,970 - My food, ridiculous on this eyes, yeah? 144 00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:43,799 Yeah. - Yeah, yes. 145 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:46,077 - Like clockwork, yeah? 146 00:08:46,077 --> 00:08:46,905 Yeah. 147 00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:47,906 - Yeah, yes. 148 00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,564 - Just like this time piece, 149 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,393 which has survived many of wars 150 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:54,395 and been handed down to me throughout the generations. 151 00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:58,434 Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, 152 00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:00,643 tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock... 153 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:02,093 - What's the problem, Sal? 154 00:09:05,648 --> 00:09:07,685 - This is suicide. 155 00:09:07,685 --> 00:09:09,549 I cannot work with that bitch. 156 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,861 - But you've just met, Tom. 157 00:09:11,861 --> 00:09:13,449 - Not a confusingly named woman. 158 00:09:14,726 --> 00:09:16,107 Her. 159 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,283 - That's right, it's me motherfuckers. 160 00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:22,354 What's that sour eating bitch 161 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,597 complaining about now? 162 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:27,670 - You lack the kitchen acumen to which I am accustomed. 163 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:31,225 - You slang slack at the penitentiary, Pretzel Boy. 164 00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:35,195 - We Germans do not look to the past, 165 00:09:36,299 --> 00:09:39,337 it is full of strife from darkness, 166 00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:40,303 only to the future. 167 00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:43,272 But yeah, yeah, 168 00:09:43,272 --> 00:09:44,860 I trained and horned my skills there. 169 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:47,034 - Dropping the soap is not a skill. 170 00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:49,416 It's a choice . 171 00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:52,902 - Or I can slit your tiny little throat. 172 00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:56,665 - Guys, guys, we gotta learn to get along. 173 00:09:56,665 --> 00:10:00,323 At least just for tonight, it's important to me. 174 00:10:00,323 --> 00:10:02,774 So maybe it's just first night jitters. 175 00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:04,396 - Sal does not jitter. 176 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:10,092 - That's not what inmate number 5727543 said. 177 00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:14,096 - I cannot work under these conditions, Rabbit. 178 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:16,029 - Bitch, bitch, bitch. - Everybody, please. 179 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,104 - Not today, Satan. 180 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:24,347 Not today, Satan. 181 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:27,868 You got this, Rabbit, you got this, Rabbit. 182 00:10:27,868 --> 00:10:29,352 Don't go back to your old ways. 183 00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:42,607 I almost had a moment. 184 00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:45,437 - So, how do we course correct? 185 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,474 - Man, we just gotta work together, 186 00:10:47,474 --> 00:10:49,234 just for tonight, I beg of you. 187 00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:52,617 - You beg, Sal Monella? 188 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,654 - Yes. 189 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,208 - You need Sal Monella, no? 190 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:57,967 - No, yes. 191 00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:01,143 - Fuck yes. 192 00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:02,040 - We're good. 193 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,663 - We're good. 194 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,009 - Want to hug it out? 195 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,389 - The Germans do not hug. 196 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:07,528 - You sure? 197 00:11:07,528 --> 00:11:09,185 - Never, never ever. 198 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,153 - Then we're good. 199 00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:12,637 - Yeah, we're always good. 200 00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:15,847 - So why don't you whip up something as a trial 201 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:17,469 or get the kinks worked out. 202 00:11:21,335 --> 00:11:22,336 - Such a treat for you. 203 00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:24,476 You hang on, I'll be right back. 204 00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:30,344 - Take it easier on my guy, will you? 205 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:31,173 - As if? 206 00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:32,001 - Please. 207 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:37,835 - Okay, I'll lay off that masturbate race motherfucker. 208 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:39,975 - Thank you. 209 00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:42,874 - More time for me to plan on taking over the world. 210 00:11:42,874 --> 00:11:44,462 - We're over that now. 211 00:11:44,462 --> 00:11:45,635 This is a restaurant. 212 00:11:46,878 --> 00:11:48,742 - With a side of cosmic domination. 213 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,331 - We're legit now, remember? 214 00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:53,540 - Oh, you're no fucking fun anymore. 215 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,129 - Just stick to the recipes we labored over. 216 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,028 - I am, dickhead. 217 00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:00,340 - I'll be waiting outside. 218 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:09,521 Girls, you think you might wanna try on your uniforms? 219 00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:15,700 - You are so screwed, aren't you? 220 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,947 - I'm just circling the toilet waiting for the big flush. 221 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,815 - Or, you can pick yourself up and go kick some ass tonight. 222 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,508 - You're the only one that's ever believed in me. 223 00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:33,614 - If you say so. 224 00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:34,823 - Do you really think I can do it? 225 00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:39,551 - Okay, dick, 226 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,105 let's put our differences aside 227 00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,935 and do this for that dumb motherfucker, 228 00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:45,212 for the Rabbit. 229 00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:46,731 You're down? 230 00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:49,458 - I'm down, for the Rabbit. 231 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:52,116 - Good, let's start with the French onion soup. 232 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:54,187 - In French they call it zup. 233 00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:56,568 - Then we'll serve up a . 234 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,295 Next course will be a goddamn . 235 00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:00,780 - I like it. 236 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,333 - And finish off 237 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,093 with a motherfucking beef burger . 238 00:13:04,093 --> 00:13:05,336 How do you like that shit? 239 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:07,925 - My taste buds are good . 240 00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:09,581 - Then burst a move. 241 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,513 - Yeah. 242 00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:21,490 - What's the fucking problem? 243 00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,183 - Yeah, they came. 244 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,463 - What's the fucking problem? 245 00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:31,086 - The ingredients are . 246 00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:32,742 - Say what? 247 00:13:32,742 --> 00:13:36,401 - There are no ingredients, except for this. 248 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,096 - Fucking Rabbit. 249 00:13:41,096 --> 00:13:42,338 - We can't go on. 250 00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:43,443 - Baby, you tripping. 251 00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:45,272 - We must forfeit. 252 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:47,343 - Well, we're going, all right? 253 00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:49,898 You think you're some posh motherfucking chef? 254 00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,071 Well, then, prove it. 255 00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:53,833 - We are not serving farty cowboys. 256 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:58,458 - Somehow, some way, make it happen crowd mouth. 257 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,048 - Where did you go? 258 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,555 - It's pretty fancy, huh? 259 00:14:26,555 --> 00:14:27,521 - It's nice as heck. 260 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,938 - Now what? 261 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,423 - Oh, I think we are supposed 262 00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:34,839 to put it on the table, okay. 263 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,738 1, 2, 3. - 1, 2, 3. 264 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,850 - Oh, I can smell it. 265 00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:46,920 It smells good, huh? 266 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,819 - Almost. 267 00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,237 Top off. 268 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,378 - Vanessa. 269 00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:58,725 - Idiot, she means this. 270 00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:10,219 - What the hell is that? 271 00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:12,428 - It looks like beanie weenie to me. 272 00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:16,605 - That's not a French dish, I can't pronounce. 273 00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:21,575 Sal, Sal... 274 00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,137 What the hell happened, fuck dude. 275 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:34,692 - You will address me as chef dude, I earned it. 276 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:37,729 - You've earned a boot of your nut sack, 277 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,559 is what you've earned. 278 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:40,801 - You trusted in me. 279 00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:42,320 - You will, this is no time for jokes. 280 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,944 - I assure you this is knock, knock, knock. 281 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,463 - Ebee, please explain. 282 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:48,706 - You didn't place 283 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,259 the motherfucking food order motherfucker. 284 00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:51,951 - I thought you were gonna do it. 285 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,954 - I was, but you said you'd take care of it. 286 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,922 - I assumed you'd know I'd mess it up and do it anyway. 287 00:15:57,922 --> 00:15:59,165 - Well, I tried to give 288 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,512 your dumb ass the benefit of the doubt. 289 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:02,444 - So it's your fault. 290 00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,273 - Not me, scrotum face. 291 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,448 - What are we gonna do? 292 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,622 We're opening soon, proto. 293 00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:13,834 - We don't have time to hit the grocery store, 294 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,250 and there's no time to order in. 295 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,943 - We can't close, all the VIPs will be here. 296 00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:22,015 Oh geez, Louise. 297 00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:26,640 - You know, maybe... 298 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,572 - Get your... 299 00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:32,853 Oh just show me a sign that everything's gonna be alright. 300 00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:40,206 Oh don't show me a sign that everything will be okay. 301 00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:51,976 You have a plan? 302 00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:55,117 - We must make do with the beans on the French . 303 00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,361 - Don't worry your old ass. 304 00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:59,673 Ebee's got a motherfucking plan. 305 00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:01,123 - I've heard that before. 306 00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:03,850 - Just run your show and we'll run ours. 307 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,127 These will be the best beans 308 00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:07,440 and tiny dick sausages they've ever eaten. 309 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,407 - My high standard indeed. 310 00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:10,926 - No, get out, 311 00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,065 we've got work to do. 312 00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:18,658 - He helps this, he helps this, he helps this. 313 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,178 Ebee, how are we going to win this war? 314 00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:23,559 - White people don't know how to eat anyhow, 315 00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,182 and that's a fact jerk. 316 00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:28,530 It's all about the picture, or if it makes them happy. 317 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:31,671 - Yeah, but we are still working with beans on 318 00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:34,018 or not even the German quality, I might add. 319 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,537 I'm not happy. 320 00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:40,128 - Yeah, I got a secret ingredient. 321 00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:42,371 It's a happy spice. 322 00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:46,755 - , sumac, . 323 00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,412 - Weed, motherfucker. 324 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,624 - Lots and lots of exotic weed. 325 00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,353 - Cushy. 326 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,151 - Phones down. 327 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,464 Phones down, please. 328 00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:08,363 Come on, this is important. 329 00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:12,056 Attention. 330 00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:12,953 - Oh I have ADDE. 331 00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,990 - Oh, I have ADHD. 332 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:18,097 - I mean, stand up straight, arms to the side. 333 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:29,556 We must all adhere to the exacting standards of the owner, 334 00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:31,282 the master of the restaurant. 335 00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:32,559 - Isn't that you? 336 00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:33,560 - Sure, it is. 337 00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:39,118 Our appearance must be as meticulous as our food, 338 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,534 and that's gone down the tube. 339 00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,156 So we have to look extra good. 340 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,123 Nails. 341 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:46,918 On point, smiles. 342 00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:50,163 Outstanding. 343 00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:52,683 Boobies. 344 00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:54,374 - No. 345 00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:55,410 - Worth the shot. 346 00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:57,895 Where's Tom? 347 00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,103 - Coming. 348 00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:05,592 - Wow. - Oh, where'd you get that? 349 00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,215 - Just a little something I threw together. 350 00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,250 Do you like it? 351 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,217 - Rabbit wanna grab it. 352 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:12,599 - How about no. 353 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,053 - As you all know, this is a big night for me, 354 00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:19,572 for all of us. 355 00:19:19,572 --> 00:19:21,539 I need this to work for so many reasons. 356 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,163 - Beanie weenies. 357 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,785 - Thanks for reminding me. 358 00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:29,375 The deck is clearly stacked against me, food-wise. 359 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,963 So it all comes down to excellent service. 360 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,275 That's where we'll win. 361 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,968 Vanessa, Nicky. 362 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,419 - Huh? 363 00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,456 - I'm screwed sideways up the bean hole. 364 00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,875 It's time. 365 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,117 - What's wrong. 366 00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:50,430 - Mother hovered in a barb wire thong. 367 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:51,466 What am I gonna do? 368 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,746 - Here's what you're gonna do. 369 00:19:55,746 --> 00:19:57,472 You're gonna pull up your adult diapers, 370 00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:59,336 and then you're just gonna go do it. 371 00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:00,302 - And then what? 372 00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:01,924 - And then do it again. 373 00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:03,685 - And then what? 374 00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,100 - Repeat as necessary. 375 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:05,928 - A little kiss? 376 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,655 - Oh but don't do that again. 377 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:11,279 - Best pep dog never. 378 00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:14,385 Rabbit's got this. 379 00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:16,801 It's the moment of truth. 380 00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,424 Little drum roll please. 381 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,913 And here we go. 382 00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:32,196 - Oh, I'm really not good with word scrambles, 383 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:33,128 ... 384 00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:35,855 I don't get it. 385 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:37,374 - Lelapin Haut. 386 00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:39,721 It means a high rabbit. 387 00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,309 - Catchy. 388 00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:44,450 - Because we serve high cuisine and such. 389 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,486 - And shouldn't it be called Rabbit's bean hole? 390 00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:50,456 - Nobody wants to eat that. 391 00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:51,974 - You said it. 392 00:20:51,974 --> 00:20:54,770 - Just open the door, Major Double D. 393 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,048 - Major D. 394 00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:20,279 - Wow, it's right across the street from Gucci. 395 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,349 - Isn't that so cute. 396 00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:24,559 - Hi. 397 00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:26,492 - Oh, I love it. - Hi. 398 00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:27,734 Oh, get one, get one. 399 00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:28,563 There you go. 400 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,739 - Did you guys come in here on purpose? 401 00:21:32,739 --> 00:21:33,740 - Yeah, of course. 402 00:21:36,156 --> 00:21:36,950 - Is someone chasing you? 403 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,227 Should I call the feds? 404 00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:39,090 - We heard this is the new hot shot. 405 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,540 - From who? 406 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,093 - Can you get us in or not? 407 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,026 - Lemme check. 408 00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:46,719 As luck would have it, 409 00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:48,859 I can squeeze you in, but just barely. 410 00:21:48,859 --> 00:21:50,412 - Thank you. - Thank you. 411 00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:51,862 - Don't push that button. 412 00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,242 - Why? 413 00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:54,347 - We got some suckers. 414 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,348 I mean, diners. 415 00:21:57,592 --> 00:21:59,179 - Look alive everybody. 416 00:21:59,179 --> 00:22:00,836 - Back to your stations. 417 00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:02,631 - We're in business bitches. 418 00:22:13,055 --> 00:22:14,678 - Your server will be right with you guys. 419 00:22:14,678 --> 00:22:15,644 - Thank you. - Thank you. 420 00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:19,027 - It's so exciting. 421 00:22:20,718 --> 00:22:24,135 I think I'll frame their money from the bill, 422 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,240 first dollar from the first customer. 423 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,655 - They're dining dashers. 424 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,795 I know the type, I am one. 425 00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:31,695 - Where's Vanessa and Nikki? 426 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,113 - Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. 427 00:22:37,425 --> 00:22:38,978 - That's okay, I'll do it. 428 00:22:40,462 --> 00:22:42,188 - I took the liberty of making you some new menus. 429 00:22:42,188 --> 00:22:43,569 - Thank you very much. 430 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,229 - Oh, no. 431 00:22:49,229 --> 00:22:50,196 - It's gonna be okay. 432 00:22:50,196 --> 00:22:51,162 - Some shit gonna lit up seats. 433 00:22:53,337 --> 00:22:54,303 I'm so fucking high. 434 00:22:55,477 --> 00:22:57,168 - Good evening ladies. 435 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:57,997 - Who are you? 436 00:22:57,997 --> 00:22:59,619 - My name is Rabbit. 437 00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:01,897 This is my establishment. 438 00:23:01,897 --> 00:23:05,142 Being you're our first customer, 439 00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:07,282 I thought I would wait on you myself 440 00:23:07,282 --> 00:23:09,042 for excellent tip top service. 441 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,147 - Aww, yay. 442 00:23:12,598 --> 00:23:13,426 - Get it? 443 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,393 Tip top. 444 00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:22,228 - How did you get this job again? 445 00:23:22,228 --> 00:23:23,471 - Maybe you don't get it. 446 00:23:23,471 --> 00:23:25,265 That's okay. 447 00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:26,646 What can I get you, ma'am? 448 00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:28,372 - I'll have the weenies and beans please. 449 00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:30,616 - Oh, excellent choice. 450 00:23:30,616 --> 00:23:32,134 And for you young lady? 451 00:23:32,134 --> 00:23:35,828 - I think I'll have the number one. 452 00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:39,279 - Oh, equally scrumptious choice. 453 00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:43,352 - I can't decide between the number one or the number two. 454 00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:46,079 - I assure you the number two is just 455 00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:48,668 as excellent as the number one. 456 00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:51,257 - Okay, I'll get the number two then. 457 00:23:51,257 --> 00:23:53,121 - Okay, excellent choice. 458 00:23:53,121 --> 00:23:54,950 I couldn't have chosen better myself. 459 00:23:56,158 --> 00:23:58,091 - Wait, you didn't write any of this down. 460 00:23:58,091 --> 00:23:59,023 - No need. 461 00:23:59,886 --> 00:24:00,646 - Ooh. 462 00:24:00,646 --> 00:24:01,578 - You're good. 463 00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:03,994 - You're pretty. 464 00:24:03,994 --> 00:24:05,236 - You're pretty. 465 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,686 I'm gonna share my tips with you. 466 00:24:06,686 --> 00:24:09,102 - Okay, I probably won't share mine with you. 467 00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:09,931 - Okay. 468 00:24:11,104 --> 00:24:13,072 - Let me just get this to the kitchen. 469 00:24:24,290 --> 00:24:26,948 We got some, we got some. 470 00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:28,190 - Well, lay it on us. 471 00:24:29,226 --> 00:24:30,469 - What? 472 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,056 - The orders, what are they getting? 473 00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:32,954 - I forget. 474 00:24:34,058 --> 00:24:35,439 - They only have the one thing. 475 00:24:35,439 --> 00:24:37,510 It's not what they got, it's how many? 476 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:38,373 - 1, 2, 3, 477 00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:40,409 4, 5, 6. 478 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:43,792 - 6? 479 00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:44,966 Well, that's a great start. 480 00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:46,933 - No, it's three. 481 00:24:46,933 --> 00:24:48,763 - I just saw you count to six. 482 00:24:48,763 --> 00:24:52,663 - I was counting boobies, three girls, 483 00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:56,391 six boobies as three girls is three, three orders. 484 00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:58,876 - It must be that new fucking meth. 485 00:24:58,876 --> 00:25:00,706 Then order up three of that shit. 486 00:25:08,023 --> 00:25:08,955 - Is it ready? 487 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,269 - Yeah, we all go. 488 00:25:13,442 --> 00:25:14,927 - The hell we are. 489 00:25:14,927 --> 00:25:17,032 I haven't even checked the dishes yet motherfucker, 490 00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,482 wink wink. 491 00:25:18,482 --> 00:25:22,590 - My plating standard is above grade across the board. 492 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:25,696 - I must approve all dishes, wink, 493 00:25:25,696 --> 00:25:29,873 leaving this wink kitchen motherfucker, wink, wink. 494 00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:32,807 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. 495 00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:35,188 - Are we ready or not? 496 00:25:35,188 --> 00:25:36,914 - Turn around Rabbit. 497 00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:46,096 - Good to go. 498 00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:49,858 Bon appetit, bitches. 499 00:25:51,204 --> 00:25:53,655 - You're acting very sketchy for a legit business 500 00:25:53,655 --> 00:25:56,002 that isn't based on weed. 501 00:25:56,002 --> 00:25:58,280 Ladies dinner is served. 502 00:26:00,869 --> 00:26:02,181 Aren't you gonna taste it? 503 00:26:02,181 --> 00:26:04,459 - Oh, we don't actually eat food. 504 00:26:04,459 --> 00:26:05,667 - Well... 505 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:06,875 - Yeah, no, we just take photos of it. 506 00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:09,602 - What do you mean, you have to eat. 507 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,673 - We just live off supplements and brain water. 508 00:26:11,673 --> 00:26:14,469 - I'm not sure if that's working. 509 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:19,405 Here, now, let's do the Rabbit . 510 00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:21,821 - Oh my God. 511 00:26:22,684 --> 00:26:23,547 - Wow. 512 00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:30,623 - Really? 513 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:31,486 - Mmh. 514 00:26:31,486 --> 00:26:32,314 - Lemme try. 515 00:26:32,314 --> 00:26:33,937 - Yeah, it's so good. 516 00:26:37,423 --> 00:26:38,251 - So silly. 517 00:26:40,322 --> 00:26:42,704 - Oh my gosh, stop it. 518 00:26:42,704 --> 00:26:44,706 There's no way, that's so much better than vitamins. 519 00:26:49,055 --> 00:26:49,884 - I know. 520 00:26:51,851 --> 00:26:52,818 - Oh my gosh. 521 00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:58,962 - I think they like it. 522 00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:00,135 - Is it getting hot in here? 523 00:27:00,135 --> 00:27:01,033 - Yeah. - It is amazing. 524 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:02,448 It is amazing. 525 00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:12,976 - Yes, yes, my God. 526 00:27:15,461 --> 00:27:17,325 Oh my God, anyone else getting a little bit horny? 527 00:27:17,325 --> 00:27:18,222 - Oh yeah. 528 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:19,465 - Maybe a lot of it. 529 00:27:20,293 --> 00:27:21,536 - Amazing. 530 00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:22,744 - I already put my foot on side break. 531 00:27:25,574 --> 00:27:27,438 - Oh yeah. - This beans are amazing. 532 00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:34,998 - We actually have customers. 533 00:27:34,998 --> 00:27:36,655 - They're all here to support you. 534 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,313 - I'm so happy, I could kiss you. 535 00:27:41,556 --> 00:27:42,730 - Could you go back to being sad then? 536 00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:46,078 - I'd be so sad, I'd wanna kiss you. 537 00:27:46,078 --> 00:27:48,045 - Be like me, feel nothing. 538 00:27:57,158 --> 00:27:59,747 - Well, thank you for joining us. 539 00:27:59,747 --> 00:28:01,024 - I tell you what, 540 00:28:01,024 --> 00:28:02,473 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 541 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,406 - Shall do tell, we've been camped on kitty corner 542 00:28:04,406 --> 00:28:05,960 for several weeks just waiting 543 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,272 for this shin dig to dig it shins, 544 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,308 I tell you what? 545 00:28:09,308 --> 00:28:10,758 - Huh. 546 00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:13,001 - You've been camped out on the street for weeks, literally? 547 00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:14,416 - Tell you what? 548 00:28:14,416 --> 00:28:15,866 The truck nuts fell off the . 549 00:28:15,866 --> 00:28:17,454 And we sent her out to fetch and found that... 550 00:28:17,454 --> 00:28:20,422 - Ended up being a great spot for business. 551 00:28:20,422 --> 00:28:24,288 - Lots of Johns with D buckets churching, 552 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,496 I tell what you what. 553 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:27,291 - For I tell you what a virtual 554 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,915 goldmine of a fishing hole if you tell what I'm telling. 555 00:28:30,847 --> 00:28:33,504 - I do not, walk this way. 556 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:34,471 - Oh. - That I can try. 557 00:28:38,475 --> 00:28:40,926 - Dear all 12 of you, I am at... 558 00:28:57,459 --> 00:29:01,187 And I tell you what social media land, 559 00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:02,706 we is moving on up. 560 00:29:02,706 --> 00:29:03,949 That's right. 561 00:29:03,949 --> 00:29:05,709 Daddy got a brand new booty ladies. 562 00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:07,711 I tell you what, that's right. 563 00:29:07,711 --> 00:29:09,299 - Tag me on that, tag me. 564 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,097 - Thank you my lady. 565 00:29:15,581 --> 00:29:18,895 - Wait, I tell you this place is fancy as . 566 00:29:18,895 --> 00:29:21,242 - I bet you, we see some stars 567 00:29:21,242 --> 00:29:23,244 what from them picture shows tell you. 568 00:29:23,244 --> 00:29:26,212 - I'm here to tell you, I bet we do. 569 00:29:26,212 --> 00:29:27,524 - Do tell. 570 00:29:27,524 --> 00:29:28,697 - Told and done. 571 00:29:28,697 --> 00:29:29,526 - Tell it. 572 00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:30,527 - Done and told. 573 00:29:30,527 --> 00:29:31,355 - Tell. 574 00:29:32,598 --> 00:29:34,186 - I'll tell you how much I appreciate 575 00:29:34,186 --> 00:29:36,809 this night with you my sweet. 576 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,155 - It weren't nothing, no. 577 00:29:38,155 --> 00:29:40,226 - Oh, I'm telling you it's something. 578 00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:42,988 You told me you were standing your ground. 579 00:29:42,988 --> 00:29:46,577 Didn't tell about the plight to the common worker, 580 00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:49,442 and getting told enough to tell. 581 00:29:49,442 --> 00:29:51,375 - You told her I did tell too. 582 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,618 - It was a lost leader. 583 00:29:52,618 --> 00:29:56,104 - I tell you what, due to inflation 584 00:29:56,104 --> 00:30:00,937 we done up the prize of that honeypot to 10 full cent. 585 00:30:00,937 --> 00:30:05,527 Yeah, double the price of admission and don't tell, yeah. 586 00:30:07,012 --> 00:30:09,669 - My gutter feels like Kim Kardashian. 587 00:30:09,669 --> 00:30:12,914 - I tell you what, Kim Kardashian is rough, bumpy, 588 00:30:12,914 --> 00:30:14,295 and needs a shot of a week. 589 00:30:15,537 --> 00:30:17,056 Oh, that's a day of going Kim Kardashian. 590 00:30:17,056 --> 00:30:18,195 - You tell it. 591 00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:21,681 - You're Kim Kardashian. 592 00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:23,442 - Told. 593 00:30:23,442 --> 00:30:26,031 - Oh, you're so sweet to me. 594 00:30:26,031 --> 00:30:27,860 - I'm telling you true, sweety. 595 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,897 If it weren't for you, 596 00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:31,450 we wouldn't be here 597 00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:34,556 eating these fine vitals and in our Sunday best, I tell. 598 00:30:34,556 --> 00:30:36,075 - Tell you what, 599 00:30:36,075 --> 00:30:38,353 we is riding high on the ding, dang wing, won hog. 600 00:30:42,702 --> 00:30:44,325 - I tell you, I concur. 601 00:30:44,325 --> 00:30:45,291 - I see. 602 00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:52,851 - Well, here's all the papers with the food words. 603 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:53,644 - Okay. 604 00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:59,754 - We will be having the most expensive roadkill 605 00:30:59,754 --> 00:31:02,032 this menu done told, 606 00:31:02,032 --> 00:31:05,173 thanks to this working girl who works it. 607 00:31:05,173 --> 00:31:08,452 And our venture into cryptocurrency 608 00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:11,939 has been quite profitable, I tell you what? 609 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:15,425 - Oh right, you're not in like Bitcoin or whatever? 610 00:31:15,425 --> 00:31:18,600 - I Gotta tell you, I'm not sure what to tell that is, 611 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,050 but it was his idea 612 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:22,466 to pick the pockets of the dead people we find in the alley. 613 00:31:24,192 --> 00:31:27,161 - Great, I'm literally gonna go do anything else. 614 00:31:27,161 --> 00:31:30,578 - It is sustainable as fuck, I tell you. 615 00:31:31,406 --> 00:31:32,442 - You done told her. 616 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,755 - Like to at, like I see you. 617 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,034 - There's something so mysterious 618 00:31:38,034 --> 00:31:39,621 and sexy about that eye patch. 619 00:31:41,244 --> 00:31:42,486 - I'm keep an eye out for you. 620 00:31:43,418 --> 00:31:44,903 - Oh. - Oh my gosh. 621 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:45,731 - Daddy. 622 00:31:45,731 --> 00:31:46,559 - Oh. 623 00:31:47,457 --> 00:31:48,423 - Okay. 624 00:31:51,116 --> 00:31:53,532 - Hey, make sure you're stirring those beans upright. 625 00:31:53,532 --> 00:31:54,809 - Stop staring me up. 626 00:31:54,809 --> 00:31:56,155 - What? 627 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,021 - Stop staring me up, chef. 628 00:32:00,021 --> 00:32:02,299 - That's more like it, schnitzel dick. 629 00:32:05,854 --> 00:32:08,305 - God's speed my friends. 630 00:32:08,305 --> 00:32:09,686 - Cool, that's a bet you're gonna lose. 631 00:32:11,067 --> 00:32:13,310 - That looks good, I tell you. 632 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,619 I tell what, you don't told. 633 00:32:48,104 --> 00:32:50,485 - I propose a toast, if I don't tell. 634 00:32:50,485 --> 00:32:52,729 - I see it, I'm about to tell. 635 00:32:52,729 --> 00:32:53,972 - I tell you, I'm about to tell. 636 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:54,834 - Tell it. 637 00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:55,974 - I'm gonna tell you. 638 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,320 - Tell it. 639 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,494 - I tell you what? 640 00:32:59,494 --> 00:33:00,495 I forgot what I was gonna tell. 641 00:33:01,738 --> 00:33:03,050 - Beautiful words, I tell you. 642 00:33:03,050 --> 00:33:03,912 - Thank you. 643 00:33:04,879 --> 00:33:05,707 - Cheers. 644 00:33:05,707 --> 00:33:06,570 - Cheers. 645 00:33:07,537 --> 00:33:09,815 - Tell you what, let's chow. 646 00:33:16,925 --> 00:33:18,479 - Oh, sweet relief. 647 00:33:20,481 --> 00:33:23,311 - Better than awesome, I tell you. 648 00:33:24,588 --> 00:33:26,107 - Do tell, 649 00:33:26,107 --> 00:33:28,316 food in this establishment is like your . 650 00:33:29,145 --> 00:33:30,042 It's got prizes in it. 651 00:33:31,216 --> 00:33:33,528 Usually wedding bands. 652 00:33:33,528 --> 00:33:37,843 I ain't never got a time piece before, I tell you what. 653 00:33:37,843 --> 00:33:41,157 - I tell you the time that shoe fell out. 654 00:33:41,157 --> 00:33:43,676 - Tell you what, that was a work boot. 655 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:49,406 - Ooh, I love how you stuck weenie in your mouth. 656 00:33:51,374 --> 00:33:52,202 - Oh. 657 00:34:00,555 --> 00:34:03,075 - Wow, where'd they get her a . 658 00:34:06,596 --> 00:34:08,322 - Welcome to Lelapin. 659 00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:11,083 Here you go. 660 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,222 - It took you long enough. 661 00:34:12,222 --> 00:34:13,223 - I'm sorry. 662 00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:16,468 - Yeah, you are actually. 663 00:34:18,573 --> 00:34:19,850 Is this a joke? 664 00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:22,163 - No, I don't think so. 665 00:34:22,163 --> 00:34:23,647 - You know what? 666 00:34:23,647 --> 00:34:25,684 Don't get smart with me you little bitch, all right? 667 00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:28,445 It's not my fault that you make the minimum wage. 668 00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:30,516 You could at least crack a smile. 669 00:34:33,554 --> 00:34:34,624 I come here a lot, all right, 670 00:34:34,624 --> 00:34:37,247 and I spend a lot of money here. 671 00:34:37,247 --> 00:34:39,353 - Oh, we've only been open for an hour. 672 00:34:39,353 --> 00:34:40,871 - Get your manager. 673 00:34:42,977 --> 00:34:44,358 Are you the manager? 674 00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:45,876 - Oh no. 675 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:48,327 - Now, stop fucking around and go get your manager. 676 00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:49,742 - I'm not in trouble, am I? 677 00:34:49,742 --> 00:34:51,986 I can't go back to prison bath fights. 678 00:34:53,781 --> 00:34:55,265 - Geez. 679 00:34:55,265 --> 00:34:57,060 - What seems to be the problem here, miss? 680 00:34:58,855 --> 00:35:00,408 - You're the manager? 681 00:35:00,408 --> 00:35:02,617 - Actually, I'm the owner. 682 00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:04,930 - Another smart ass, I see. 683 00:35:06,449 --> 00:35:07,657 And what the hell's going on with these whores over here? 684 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,453 Got their titties out. 685 00:35:11,281 --> 00:35:12,558 - They're French. 686 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,493 - My kid doesn't need to see that, okay? 687 00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:17,425 Look at them. 688 00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:20,808 - Your kid? 689 00:35:20,808 --> 00:35:23,431 - Don't talk about my family, okay? 690 00:35:23,431 --> 00:35:25,951 - What exactly is it that you want? 691 00:35:25,951 --> 00:35:27,435 - Don't interrupt me again, 692 00:35:27,435 --> 00:35:31,439 I'm the customer and I pay your salary, okay? 693 00:35:31,439 --> 00:35:33,407 - Not if you don't order. 694 00:35:33,407 --> 00:35:35,754 - I'm trying to make a point, all right? 695 00:35:35,754 --> 00:35:37,445 Like the point on your head. 696 00:35:37,445 --> 00:35:38,377 - Then make it. 697 00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:42,864 - I'll just take the number one, and make it quick, okay? 698 00:35:42,864 --> 00:35:44,487 Because I have places to go, 699 00:35:44,487 --> 00:35:46,834 people to see, and things to do. 700 00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:47,766 - Right away. 701 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,184 - Why are you still standing there? 702 00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:53,323 - Shell-shocked. 703 00:35:53,323 --> 00:35:54,876 - Chop-chop, okay? 704 00:35:54,876 --> 00:35:56,395 My husband is a lawyer. 705 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,124 - Ass hole. 706 00:36:03,575 --> 00:36:05,404 - He be coming baby, just like that. 707 00:36:05,404 --> 00:36:07,441 Don't fuck that bread up. 708 00:36:07,441 --> 00:36:10,306 - I assure you, my knife skills are second to none. 709 00:36:16,139 --> 00:36:18,762 - You don't have time for no motherfucking break. 710 00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,350 Get back to work to chickenstein. 711 00:36:21,696 --> 00:36:24,078 - Are you on break really? 712 00:36:24,078 --> 00:36:26,184 Sorry, high fives are for winners. 713 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,603 - How does my hair look? 714 00:36:31,603 --> 00:36:33,639 - It's really good, you look so cute. 715 00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:35,641 - Hey, we're here, it's Barbie and Kendra. 716 00:36:35,641 --> 00:36:36,815 - Reservations for two, please. 717 00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:38,575 - Yay. 718 00:36:38,575 --> 00:36:40,094 - This is like so exciting. 719 00:36:40,094 --> 00:36:41,682 - Oh look at that table cloth. 720 00:36:41,682 --> 00:36:43,511 - Oh, and she's so much better than our couch. 721 00:36:43,511 --> 00:36:46,549 - Does the red clash with my pink though? 722 00:36:46,549 --> 00:36:47,377 - No. 723 00:36:47,377 --> 00:36:48,654 - Okay. 724 00:36:48,654 --> 00:36:49,310 - Definitely not, you look so cute. 725 00:36:49,310 --> 00:36:50,829 - You too. 726 00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:53,487 - Your server will be with you, maybe, eventually. 727 00:36:53,487 --> 00:36:54,384 - Thank you. 728 00:36:54,384 --> 00:36:55,627 - Thanks. 729 00:36:55,627 --> 00:36:56,662 - Oh my God, this is so exciting. 730 00:36:56,662 --> 00:36:57,939 - I know. 731 00:36:57,939 --> 00:36:59,182 Can you believe this is really happening? 732 00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:01,564 - No, we haven't been out since the pandemic. 733 00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:03,497 - Unless you count deep space and... 734 00:37:03,497 --> 00:37:05,119 - No, no, no, we don't mention that. 735 00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:07,432 I want that to be like a distant memory. 736 00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:08,812 - Totally, totally, totally. 737 00:37:08,812 --> 00:37:11,677 It's been like two years since we got dressed up. 738 00:37:11,677 --> 00:37:14,370 - Yeah, but admit it, we always look fab. 739 00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:15,785 - Okay, I admit it to the max. 740 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,237 - And we didn't even put on any pandemic weight. 741 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,445 I mean, look at this dress, 742 00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:22,101 it fits me like it's a dream. 743 00:37:22,101 --> 00:37:24,069 - It's because all we had to eat was 744 00:37:24,069 --> 00:37:25,726 like gummy llamas and the water. 745 00:37:25,726 --> 00:37:26,658 - Oh true. 746 00:37:26,658 --> 00:37:27,693 - But I got my coca boobs. 747 00:37:27,693 --> 00:37:29,074 - Yeah, you did. 748 00:37:29,074 --> 00:37:30,627 - I just have my COVID socks. 749 00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,181 Gotta keep a perky. 750 00:37:33,181 --> 00:37:34,113 - Good track. 751 00:37:42,087 --> 00:37:44,158 - So is this like the new normal? 752 00:37:44,158 --> 00:37:46,712 - What, looking cute in chewing and doing? 753 00:37:46,712 --> 00:37:48,404 It's always been our normal. 754 00:37:49,715 --> 00:37:51,234 - say high five. - Say high five. 755 00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,166 Wait, 756 00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:54,272 can we do this in real life now? 757 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,412 - I mean, I think so. 758 00:37:56,412 --> 00:37:58,276 But it'd like so weird. 759 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,347 - Yeah, I haven't touched another person in like two years. 760 00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,486 - Why your face? 761 00:38:01,486 --> 00:38:03,177 You were like totally all over that. 762 00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:06,663 - Oh, that was not personal, 763 00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:08,078 that was called essential work. 764 00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:08,907 - Okay. 765 00:38:08,907 --> 00:38:09,839 - Okay. 766 00:38:14,222 --> 00:38:15,085 - Get up, get up. 767 00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:16,086 - Okay, 1, 2, 3. 768 00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:17,502 - High five. - High five. 769 00:38:17,502 --> 00:38:18,917 - Kiss in them . 770 00:38:20,401 --> 00:38:22,300 - Oh my God, my purse's on the floor. 771 00:38:25,682 --> 00:38:26,511 - Oh my God. 772 00:38:27,546 --> 00:38:28,375 - Oh my God. 773 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,237 - WTF. 774 00:38:29,237 --> 00:38:30,169 - It's him, it's him. 775 00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:33,311 - It really is him. 776 00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:37,798 Oh what, he's like so much taller than on TV. 777 00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:40,801 - Yeah, that's because it was only a 32-inch TV, duh. 778 00:38:43,182 --> 00:38:45,323 He's like so much hotter than on Zoom. 779 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,945 - Oh so much way hotter. 780 00:38:46,945 --> 00:38:48,326 - Thanks. 781 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,431 - Did he hear us? 782 00:38:50,431 --> 00:38:52,709 - I don't know, are we live? 783 00:38:52,709 --> 00:38:53,641 - Our mics must be on. 784 00:38:54,608 --> 00:38:55,436 - Hey girls, 785 00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:58,128 Barbie and Kendra, right? 786 00:38:58,128 --> 00:39:00,027 What are you doing here? 787 00:39:00,027 --> 00:39:02,270 - I like totally dunno how to navigate real life anymore. 788 00:39:02,270 --> 00:39:03,341 - No. 789 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,652 - Do you mind if I sit down? 790 00:39:04,652 --> 00:39:05,929 I can't seem to find my party. 791 00:39:05,929 --> 00:39:07,483 - Oh, we're your party now tiger. 792 00:39:09,519 --> 00:39:11,349 - Put the mute button for . 793 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,730 - Yes, sit, sit, sit. 794 00:39:17,044 --> 00:39:19,495 - I cannot believe that you're here. 795 00:39:19,495 --> 00:39:20,703 - I'm here. 796 00:39:20,703 --> 00:39:22,187 - It's so amazing. 797 00:39:23,706 --> 00:39:25,155 - Oh, hi, here's your food. 798 00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:26,087 - Oh yeah. - Thank you. 799 00:39:26,087 --> 00:39:27,537 - But we haven't ordered yet. 800 00:39:27,537 --> 00:39:28,918 - Yeah, but this is what you would've ordered, right? 801 00:39:28,918 --> 00:39:29,746 - True. 802 00:39:29,746 --> 00:39:30,678 - I'm gonna get you. 803 00:39:30,678 --> 00:39:32,542 - So how've you been like? 804 00:39:32,542 --> 00:39:33,405 - Tell us everything. 805 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:34,682 - Tell us everything. 806 00:39:34,682 --> 00:39:35,614 - Been great, just babysitting cats. 807 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:37,892 - Babysitting cats. 808 00:39:37,892 --> 00:39:39,066 - I still have that passion, yeah. 809 00:39:39,066 --> 00:39:40,343 - Wait, so did I hear that 810 00:39:40,343 --> 00:39:44,071 you're like you like drive and race cars? 811 00:39:44,071 --> 00:39:46,004 - I do, I have modified that. 812 00:39:46,004 --> 00:39:47,212 I have to guy drive, 813 00:39:47,212 --> 00:39:48,800 but I drive a race car in a lower class, 814 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,215 yeah. - Oh wow. 815 00:39:50,215 --> 00:39:51,354 - And that's amazing. 816 00:39:51,354 --> 00:39:52,493 - Coolest thing ever. 817 00:39:52,493 --> 00:39:53,425 - That's sexy. - I've had 818 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:54,909 that passion before cats. 819 00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:56,117 I've actually been racing for many, many years. 820 00:39:56,117 --> 00:39:56,946 - Seriously? 821 00:39:56,946 --> 00:39:57,774 - Yeah. 822 00:39:57,774 --> 00:39:58,603 - Wow. 823 00:39:58,603 --> 00:39:59,535 - Yeah. 824 00:39:59,535 --> 00:40:00,467 - How did you get into that? 825 00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,020 - Just had to stay alive. 826 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:04,160 You gotta find things for habits to keep you alive, 827 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,610 and racing was it. 828 00:40:05,610 --> 00:40:08,406 I was at a point in my life where everything was depressing, 829 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,268 nothing worked, 830 00:40:09,268 --> 00:40:11,201 I couldn't do nothing, 831 00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:13,997 and bam, I found racing and loved it ever since. 832 00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,585 - Wow. - So cool. 833 00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:17,725 - Yeah, some people can't believe I can drive like this. 834 00:40:17,725 --> 00:40:18,554 I do. 835 00:40:18,554 --> 00:40:19,486 - You're like amazing. 836 00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:20,694 You're so amazing. 837 00:40:20,694 --> 00:40:21,626 - I don't know about that, but... 838 00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:22,454 - It's cool. 839 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:23,421 - I never give up. 840 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,698 - So how's Joey . 841 00:40:24,698 --> 00:40:26,424 - He's hanging in there. 842 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,909 He's had some issues, he's been in solitary a lot, 843 00:40:28,909 --> 00:40:31,877 but he's never seen the whole version of tiger come in. 844 00:40:31,877 --> 00:40:33,154 - What? - What? 845 00:40:33,154 --> 00:40:34,639 - Yeah, yeah, they keep him locked up 846 00:40:34,639 --> 00:40:37,020 in solitary quite a bit 'cause of popularity. 847 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,263 - Oh my gosh, 848 00:40:38,263 --> 00:40:39,575 but good thing he looks good in orange. 849 00:40:39,575 --> 00:40:40,438 - Yeah. 850 00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:42,543 - So I have to ask this 851 00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:44,096 and I'm sure everybody asked you this, 852 00:40:44,096 --> 00:40:46,444 but what was up with the fire, and who did it? 853 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,169 - Oh my gosh, in the first episode 854 00:40:48,169 --> 00:40:52,001 there's a producer on there and his name's Kirk, 855 00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:54,417 and we have video footage of him going 856 00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:55,936 in front of the office at the same time 857 00:40:55,936 --> 00:40:58,939 that the fire was at night, like four in the morning. 858 00:40:58,939 --> 00:41:00,596 And he's walking in front of the cameras. 859 00:41:00,596 --> 00:41:01,873 - What? 860 00:41:01,873 --> 00:41:02,805 - That seems like proof right there. 861 00:41:02,805 --> 00:41:03,978 - No, he left the country. 862 00:41:03,978 --> 00:41:05,704 There's a whole safe missing, 863 00:41:05,704 --> 00:41:07,085 with hard drives in it, and he left the country. 864 00:41:09,018 --> 00:41:10,468 - He fled. 865 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,678 - To a country where he can't be extradited back so... 866 00:41:13,678 --> 00:41:14,955 - Wait, there's a safe missing 867 00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:16,335 with stuff inside of it? - There's a whole safe 868 00:41:16,335 --> 00:41:17,405 missing with footage. 869 00:41:17,405 --> 00:41:18,855 And he did a documentary, 870 00:41:18,855 --> 00:41:22,480 and some of that footage I believe is on that documentary. 871 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,240 - Scandalous. 872 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,897 - So how about like, 873 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,520 do you wanna tell me a story about 874 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,695 how Joey like banged all those boys? 875 00:41:32,593 --> 00:41:34,699 - Oh yeah, we called them puppies. 876 00:41:34,699 --> 00:41:35,907 - Puppies? 877 00:41:35,907 --> 00:41:37,840 - Puppies, like dogs. - Yeah, like dogs. 878 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,393 - Wooden dogs? 879 00:41:39,393 --> 00:41:42,500 - Wooden dogs, it was usually 18-year olds to 19-year olds. 880 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,673 - Oh my gosh. 881 00:41:43,673 --> 00:41:44,950 - And we call them puppies 882 00:41:44,950 --> 00:41:46,227 'cause we bring one in the front door 883 00:41:46,227 --> 00:41:47,712 and then one would be going out the back door. 884 00:41:47,712 --> 00:41:48,954 So you gotta kind of sneak them in and out so... 885 00:41:48,954 --> 00:41:50,093 - Oh my God. 886 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:51,336 - What? - So the other one 887 00:41:51,336 --> 00:41:52,579 don't know about the other one, yeah. 888 00:41:52,579 --> 00:41:53,441 - Wait, he's going out of his door? 889 00:41:53,441 --> 00:41:54,581 - No, the house door. 890 00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:55,582 - Okay. 891 00:41:55,582 --> 00:41:56,444 - Maybe his door. 892 00:41:57,273 --> 00:41:58,101 - Oh snap. 893 00:41:58,101 --> 00:41:58,930 - Yeah. - Wow. 894 00:41:58,930 --> 00:42:00,138 - TMI for me. 895 00:42:00,138 --> 00:42:01,346 - Yeah. 896 00:42:01,346 --> 00:42:02,002 - That sounds like your room in high school. 897 00:42:05,246 --> 00:42:06,178 - TMI. 898 00:42:14,497 --> 00:42:16,085 - What the fuck are you looking for? 899 00:42:16,085 --> 00:42:17,638 You're missing bones? 900 00:42:17,638 --> 00:42:19,157 - My lucky watch, it's gone. 901 00:42:20,641 --> 00:42:22,919 - You don't need that motherfucker. 902 00:42:22,919 --> 00:42:27,061 - My hand is for reserved, I cannot go on. 903 00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:28,718 - Would you just chill the fuck out 904 00:42:28,718 --> 00:42:30,513 and relax for a motherfucking minute? 905 00:42:30,513 --> 00:42:32,342 - It is impossible. 906 00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:35,138 - The magic was in you all along, 907 00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:37,037 not some motherfucking clock. 908 00:42:37,037 --> 00:42:38,728 - You think so? 909 00:42:38,728 --> 00:42:42,076 - Oh I know so, just relax and breathe. 910 00:42:49,221 --> 00:42:50,498 Oh maybe the fuck nah. 911 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,858 - Here you go. 912 00:43:08,137 --> 00:43:10,208 - You're shitting me, right? 913 00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:11,899 - What now? 914 00:43:11,899 --> 00:43:13,798 - This doesn't look like the picture. 915 00:43:13,798 --> 00:43:15,903 - We don't have pictures. 916 00:43:15,903 --> 00:43:17,733 - Then you changed it, okay? 917 00:43:17,733 --> 00:43:20,494 I've seen better food at the zoo. 918 00:43:20,494 --> 00:43:22,738 - From the hippo den, I presume. 919 00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:24,602 - What? 920 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,051 Get your manager. 921 00:43:26,051 --> 00:43:27,846 - I am the manager. 922 00:43:27,846 --> 00:43:28,882 - I know the owner. 923 00:43:28,882 --> 00:43:30,711 - Boom, I'm the owner. 924 00:43:34,335 --> 00:43:36,199 - I could have got this cheaper down the street, 925 00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:37,580 you kidding me? 926 00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:38,961 - Then why don't you do that? 927 00:43:40,238 --> 00:43:42,723 Look, lady, there it is, if you like it, 928 00:43:42,723 --> 00:43:44,380 and there it is, if you don't. 929 00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:46,485 - Well, I'll never, okay? 930 00:43:47,314 --> 00:43:49,005 - That's obvious. 931 00:43:49,005 --> 00:43:51,042 Pay up, leave a nice tip 932 00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:53,631 for the lady you insulted or wear it. 933 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,287 - I'm not paying for this. 934 00:43:55,287 --> 00:43:57,393 - Well, you've made your choice. 935 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,089 - I am never coming here again. 936 00:44:07,161 --> 00:44:09,957 - That's the most reasonable thing you've said all night. 937 00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:14,065 - Rabbit. 938 00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:21,141 - I've dealt with pissed off bombs and sexy hell, 939 00:44:21,141 --> 00:44:24,109 have been covered in alien splooge, 940 00:44:24,109 --> 00:44:27,665 but nothing could prepare me for a Karen. 941 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,460 - Yeah, Rabbit, push that motherfucker. 942 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,911 Push it, push it real good, 943 00:44:32,911 --> 00:44:35,086 then I'll be running this restaurant 944 00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:37,260 right into the motherfucking ground. 945 00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:38,572 - You're right. 946 00:44:38,572 --> 00:44:39,953 I can't do it. 947 00:44:39,953 --> 00:44:42,162 There's too much right to go on this. 948 00:44:42,162 --> 00:44:43,611 Thank you, Ebee. 949 00:44:43,611 --> 00:44:46,338 - Fuck, did I just say that shit out loud? 950 00:44:46,338 --> 00:44:48,168 I thought I was just thinking that motherfucker. 951 00:44:48,168 --> 00:44:50,032 - I know you have definitely projected that. 952 00:44:50,032 --> 00:44:54,588 - Well, goddamn, we'll project your on those beans weenie. 953 00:44:56,797 --> 00:44:58,040 - Cheers. - Yeah, 954 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,110 and we definitely have to do it again. 955 00:44:59,110 --> 00:44:59,904 - I know, it's so fun. - Cheers. 956 00:45:01,975 --> 00:45:02,941 - Oh my gosh, I got my fringe in your beans. 957 00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:06,358 The fringy beans? 958 00:45:06,358 --> 00:45:07,428 - Is that the bill? 959 00:45:07,428 --> 00:45:09,051 - Yes it is, and it's no hurry. 960 00:45:09,051 --> 00:45:11,743 And I really appreciate you supporting me today, 961 00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:12,744 I really do. - Let me get that. 962 00:45:12,744 --> 00:45:13,745 - Oh. - Oh no. 963 00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:14,781 - It's on us. 964 00:45:14,781 --> 00:45:15,989 - Yeah, we totally got it. 965 00:45:15,989 --> 00:45:18,577 - Would this be cash, ass or grass? 966 00:45:18,577 --> 00:45:21,615 But no grass, I'm legitimate now. 967 00:45:21,615 --> 00:45:25,205 - Just lemme dig in my purse and find my wallet, 968 00:45:25,205 --> 00:45:26,620 right, Kendra, my wallet. 969 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:28,691 - Oh yeah. 970 00:45:30,210 --> 00:45:31,245 - Okay, grab my hands. 971 00:45:36,630 --> 00:45:37,976 - What the hell was that? 972 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:40,807 Some kind of flashback? 973 00:45:52,611 --> 00:45:53,543 - Hey. 974 00:45:55,269 --> 00:45:57,824 - Hi, you have to excuse me. 975 00:45:57,824 --> 00:45:59,895 It's not every day a fellow sees 976 00:45:59,895 --> 00:46:02,690 such a beautiful, sensuous woman like yourself. 977 00:46:09,456 --> 00:46:11,285 Where's my manners? 978 00:46:11,285 --> 00:46:12,700 I'm rabbit. 979 00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,151 - I know, we've met. 980 00:46:16,739 --> 00:46:18,396 I'm still Rhonda Vu. 981 00:46:19,742 --> 00:46:20,985 - Oh Rhonda Vu, 982 00:46:23,677 --> 00:46:25,023 how's it hanging? 983 00:46:25,023 --> 00:46:26,853 - Low, and to the left. 984 00:46:31,133 --> 00:46:35,378 You and I never finished what we started in Vegas. 985 00:46:35,378 --> 00:46:36,379 - We didn't? 986 00:46:38,209 --> 00:46:39,210 Why is that? 987 00:46:40,314 --> 00:46:42,075 - Because you ran off 988 00:46:44,318 --> 00:46:47,459 screaming like a little bitch. 989 00:46:49,945 --> 00:46:50,877 - I did? 990 00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:54,466 But we had a heck of a conversation, right? 991 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:57,642 - Oh. 992 00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:05,339 - Does this still bother you? 993 00:47:05,339 --> 00:47:07,686 - Who cares, it's just skin. 994 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,016 - Enjoy. 995 00:47:29,087 --> 00:47:30,019 - Oh thanks. 996 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,991 Oh dude, it looks so yummilicious. 997 00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:39,373 - Oh completely suckerlicious. 998 00:47:41,444 --> 00:47:42,480 Let's dig in. 999 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,446 - I did that. 1000 00:47:51,316 --> 00:47:53,422 Oh I can almost taste it. 1001 00:47:54,941 --> 00:47:56,183 - Yeah, almost. 1002 00:47:57,633 --> 00:47:59,462 It's like as close as we're gonna get, bro. 1003 00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:01,879 - Hummer, dude. 1004 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,432 - We're in gnarly. 1005 00:48:03,432 --> 00:48:06,021 - Well, how about like a toast? 1006 00:48:07,954 --> 00:48:08,851 - Oh. 1007 00:48:12,165 --> 00:48:14,029 - Hi. - You can call. 1008 00:48:21,381 --> 00:48:22,727 - I don't know about you, 1009 00:48:22,727 --> 00:48:24,729 but I'd let him possess this pussy any day. 1010 00:48:26,973 --> 00:48:28,526 - This totally sucks. 1011 00:48:28,526 --> 00:48:32,910 - Being a ghost is just like all one big suck. 1012 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:36,844 Bro, it was a total ghostly toast as bros, bro. 1013 00:48:38,398 --> 00:48:39,778 - You took the words right outta my mouth. 1014 00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:43,713 At least it still smells good. 1015 00:48:45,163 --> 00:48:46,095 - You can smell it? 1016 00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:49,547 - A ghost can dream. 1017 00:48:50,582 --> 00:48:51,411 - Yeah. 1018 00:48:51,411 --> 00:48:52,481 - A ghost can dream. 1019 00:49:07,427 --> 00:49:09,049 - Somebody left their food. 1020 00:49:24,547 --> 00:49:26,411 - What the heck was that? 1021 00:49:26,411 --> 00:49:28,896 - Sexy hell, they must have ordered to go. 1022 00:49:33,487 --> 00:49:34,316 - Sal. 1023 00:49:34,316 --> 00:49:36,076 - . 1024 00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:41,771 Ebee, we've been through a lot of rough years together, 1025 00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:44,395 but you really pulled through for me tonight. 1026 00:49:44,395 --> 00:49:46,086 I wanna thank you. 1027 00:49:46,086 --> 00:49:48,123 - Well, about fucking time. 1028 00:49:48,123 --> 00:49:52,265 - Going legit was the best decision I ever made. 1029 00:49:52,265 --> 00:49:55,785 - Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but congrats. 1030 00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:58,823 You deserve everything you get, dick face. 1031 00:49:58,823 --> 00:50:01,377 - I do deserve everything I get, don't I? 1032 00:50:01,377 --> 00:50:03,655 - Everything, motherfucker. 1033 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:07,556 - I've been so busy, I'm a bit . 1034 00:50:07,556 --> 00:50:09,765 I haven't even tasted the food, Sal? 1035 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:16,979 - Oh. 1036 00:50:22,088 --> 00:50:23,779 Weed, glory is weed. 1037 00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:28,611 - That's right. 1038 00:50:28,611 --> 00:50:31,304 You thought you could make it without me and my weed. 1039 00:50:31,304 --> 00:50:33,996 You thought wrong, motherfucker. 1040 00:50:33,996 --> 00:50:35,239 You're nothing without Ebee. 1041 00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:36,516 - How could you? 1042 00:50:36,516 --> 00:50:38,345 This is my one chance. 1043 00:50:38,345 --> 00:50:41,659 - And you won motherfucker, be grateful. 1044 00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:44,869 - I'm just beside myself. 1045 00:50:47,285 --> 00:50:48,286 - Oh, yes. 1046 00:50:53,602 --> 00:50:55,845 - I gotta say, you really pulled it off. 1047 00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:58,055 - I did? 1048 00:50:59,470 --> 00:51:00,298 - There he is. 1049 00:51:00,298 --> 00:51:01,299 There's the jerk. 1050 00:51:04,509 --> 00:51:05,717 - Keep it still in the bathroom. 1051 00:51:05,717 --> 00:51:06,649 - Oh my gosh, she's gonna see this? 1052 00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:09,721 - What seems to be the problem officers? 1053 00:51:09,721 --> 00:51:12,172 - This lady with nothing else going on in her life 1054 00:51:12,172 --> 00:51:14,416 has filed a report against this establishment. 1055 00:51:14,416 --> 00:51:16,556 - I want him fired. 1056 00:51:16,556 --> 00:51:20,146 - You can't fire me, I own this establishment. 1057 00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:22,562 - Sir, now that I look around myself, 1058 00:51:22,562 --> 00:51:24,391 there is some merit to what she's told us. 1059 00:51:25,979 --> 00:51:27,946 - Are you running some kind of house of ill repute? 1060 00:51:27,946 --> 00:51:30,156 - Oh no, they're just high. 1061 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:33,780 - Say it again, sir. 1062 00:51:34,781 --> 00:51:35,678 - No. 1063 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,234 Oh, here, try some of our fine cuisine, 1064 00:51:39,234 --> 00:51:40,097 I think you'll love it. 1065 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,241 - That's my high grade local, try it. 1066 00:51:49,244 --> 00:51:50,659 - Jam, that's good shit. 1067 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,284 But still you're going to have to come with us. 1068 00:51:55,284 --> 00:51:57,217 - Give me a second. 1069 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:23,243 - Oh yes, suck it up real good. 1070 00:52:23,243 --> 00:52:25,418 That's what I'm talking about, yeah. 1071 00:52:31,562 --> 00:52:33,460 - Weed, weed, glory is weed. 1072 00:52:46,404 --> 00:52:47,681 - You have the right to remain silent. 1073 00:52:47,681 --> 00:52:48,924 Anything you say can 1074 00:52:48,924 --> 00:52:50,753 and will be used against you in a court of law. 1075 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,625 - Look at him . 1076 00:53:00,625 --> 00:53:02,248 - Sir, do you understand? 1077 00:53:02,248 --> 00:53:04,146 - Do you need an interpreter? 1078 00:53:04,146 --> 00:53:06,666 - Oh shit, I done seen that fucking look before. 1079 00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:09,358 - Is he okay? 1080 00:53:10,773 --> 00:53:13,190 - Is he gonna spontaneously combustor something? 1081 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,571 - Oh Lord, he's gone. 1082 00:53:15,571 --> 00:53:19,023 That's some serious nothing head shit. 1083 00:53:19,023 --> 00:53:21,612 Something's fucky, he's still here. 1084 00:53:33,555 --> 00:53:35,315 - Well, I'll be dipped in dog shit. 1085 00:53:36,834 --> 00:53:38,111 What's up Lindsay Brohan, 1086 00:53:39,354 --> 00:53:40,217 mind if I partook? 1087 00:53:45,877 --> 00:53:48,535 That is some sweet broccoli. 1088 00:53:48,535 --> 00:53:50,227 - , is it really you? 1089 00:53:51,435 --> 00:53:52,953 - You're goddamn right, it is Bernie Sanders. 1090 00:53:53,782 --> 00:53:54,679 Miss me? 1091 00:53:54,679 --> 00:53:55,646 - Oh yes. 1092 00:53:57,648 --> 00:53:58,476 - Hell no. 1093 00:53:59,891 --> 00:54:02,239 - Well, it's nice to see you too, Ebee. 1094 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,379 - Ew, likewise bitch boy. 1095 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:12,041 - Barnell how did you get from here to here? 1096 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:14,665 - No clue man, but I am stoked to be here. 1097 00:54:16,114 --> 00:54:19,014 - That'll be a motherfucker, reverse nothing head. 1098 00:54:19,014 --> 00:54:21,188 Shit, I didn't even think that was possible. 1099 00:54:21,188 --> 00:54:23,467 - Trust me, your head is not the place 1100 00:54:23,467 --> 00:54:25,917 anyone wants to call home. 1101 00:54:25,917 --> 00:54:28,713 You are crazier than Amanda Binds. 1102 00:54:28,713 --> 00:54:30,646 So talk to me, goose, everything good? 1103 00:54:32,476 --> 00:54:33,994 - Oh, not so much. 1104 00:54:33,994 --> 00:54:35,962 - Come here you big pervert, give me some bromance. 1105 00:54:41,347 --> 00:54:43,280 - We're tired of this love affair, 1106 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,902 we're gonna go ahead and cuff you. 1107 00:54:44,902 --> 00:54:48,043 - Hey, hey, slow your fucking roll, 1108 00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:49,527 and hold down to your tits. 1109 00:54:49,527 --> 00:54:53,807 Time to turn up the heat, color us motherfucking God. 1110 00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:07,856 - Oh, the heck? 1111 00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:15,760 - He was gonna trap us in his head forever. 1112 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,143 I don't want no part of that syphilis shot hole. 1113 00:55:19,143 --> 00:55:20,386 No fucking way. 1114 00:55:21,525 --> 00:55:23,837 We in my world now, forever. 1115 00:55:26,357 --> 00:55:27,324 - Is there a salon here? 1116 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,222 - I don't know why I even try. 1117 00:55:29,222 --> 00:55:32,294 You can't teach an old rabbit new tricks. 1118 00:55:32,294 --> 00:55:34,572 This is where I've always belong. 1119 00:55:34,572 --> 00:55:37,161 - Amen to that weedle juice. 1120 00:55:39,232 --> 00:55:43,719 - You better be happy because this is it, ain't no more. 1121 00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:45,203 - This is really it? 1122 00:55:45,203 --> 00:55:48,172 - This is the big fucking finale. 1123 00:55:48,172 --> 00:55:51,313 - I'm so fucking done, we're all done. 1124 00:55:51,313 --> 00:55:54,661 - Hold on, one last thing before we go, 1125 00:55:54,661 --> 00:55:59,632 what if I told you you never existed in the first place? 1126 00:55:59,632 --> 00:56:03,256 You're just a figment of my imagination this time. 1127 00:56:03,256 --> 00:56:06,086 We're all just one bad motherfucking tree. 1128 00:56:08,744 --> 00:56:09,676 - I'm cool with that. 1129 00:56:17,926 --> 00:56:19,928 - Weed is life. 1130 00:56:19,928 --> 00:56:20,929 Yes indeed. 1131 00:56:33,769 --> 00:56:35,633 - Whoa, what the fuck happened here? 1132 00:56:37,048 --> 00:56:38,395 - I don't know. 1133 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:39,741 It looks like we missed all the fun though. 1134 00:56:40,811 --> 00:56:41,812 - Oh shit. 1135 00:56:42,744 --> 00:56:44,918 All dressed up no place to go. 1136 00:56:44,918 --> 00:56:46,817 - Oh fuck my ass.