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"Estelle Dubroff,
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a devoted mother
and grandmother,
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is survived by..."
I still can'’t believe this,
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"...16 children
and 49 grandchildren."
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How do you remember
all their names?
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- Patience, love...
- Oh.
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...and name tags.
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Lots of name tags.
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A-Are you thinking
of having children?
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Ah, well. I-- You know.
Don'’t get me wrong. I love kids.
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I guess I'’m in a place
in my life right now
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where it feels like children
might not be in the cards
for me, you know?
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- Mmm.
- I know, I know, I should--
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Don'’t let it happen.
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- I'’m sorry, come again?
- Save your vagina.
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My vagina? Oh, I--
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Talking to my doctor. Yeah.
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Wow. I was not expecting that.
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Sixteen kids.
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- That'’s 16 trips down one canal.
- Oh.
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Do you know what that does
to your body? For the first--
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No, trust me,
I have a great imagination.
But you love them, right?
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Of course.
Do you know who else I love?
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My nieces and nephews.
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Do yourself a favor.
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Be an aunt.
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You get all the fun stuff
and none of the hard stuff.
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So, you gonna send me off now, or...
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Yeah. Sounds like
you could use a little me time.
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Oh, yeah.
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Attention, hirelings.
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Please give a warm welcome
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to the tallest and most powerful
presence in any space,
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my father, your work father,
Duncan Rhodes.
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Hello, hello,
my essential workers.
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I have some very exciting news
about me.
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It turns out
that I will be awarded
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the Spirit in Journalism
Lifetime Achievement Award.
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Yes! He shoots, he Duncans!
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Sports.
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So, it just goes to show
that if you work hard
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and have a lot of money
and sabotage your rivals,
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one day, your entire lifetime
could be an achievement
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deserving of an award.
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Oh, hold on.
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It seems Father may not be
the only one
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garnering some recognition.
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Everyone, check your emails.
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Oh, my God. I'’ve been
nominated for an award.
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What? I was nominated too!
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I didn'’t get an e-mail.
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Not even in my spam folder
or anything.
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Maybe I need to stand close
to the router.
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So, if you need me,
I'’ll be looking into
how to parlay this success
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into a run for public office.
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Because remember,
sky'’s the limit when you're me.
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Okay. Thank you.
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This is so stressful.
Keith is out of town.
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His mom can only handle
one baby at a time,
so I need to find a sitter.
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Oh, tell me about it.
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Ben is also out of town,
so we need to find a s-sitter.
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- No, don'’t! No, no!
- Yes, yes.
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I never should have shared
my sitter information with you.
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Yes!
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Ashley comes through
for the Den-Bens.
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Aw. Don'’t make that face.
Your sacrifice
will not be forgotten.
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Hey, if you need somebody
to watch the kids,
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fun Aunt Nell'’s
got a lot of fun to give.
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Ooh, yes. Yes, I love this.
Yeah! Yes!
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Okay, so, I will leave the baby
with Keith'’s mom.
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And Tilly has been feeling
jealous about her baby brother,
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so she could use some
one-on-one time
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with her favorite auntie.
Perfect!
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Awesome. Yeah,
Tills is my best bestie.
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She really gets me, you know?
Plus, I'’ve been itching
for an excuse
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- to wear that princess dress again.
- Mmm.
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Because I'’m not
just her godmother...
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...I'’m a fairy godmother.
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I'’m gonna make her an offer
she can'’t refuse.
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Something tells me
you'’ve never seen
The Godfather.
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Really? I--
How do you figure?
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What do you think, Arthur?
You like my fort?
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Top-notch, huh?
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A bra?
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What'’s all this?
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I'’m building a princess fort.
Tilly'’s coming over.
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What'’s all this?
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Belongs to my lady friend.
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Would'’ve been nice to get
a heads-up that a child
was coming over.
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Would'’ve been nice to get
a heads-up that you'’re hooking
up on our communal couch.
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Disgusting. I don'’t love it.
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Who is this person anyway?
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Can'’t tell you.
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Signed an NDA.
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They'’re definitely famous.
Come on.
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Is it Selena Gomez? Judy Blume?
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Martha Stewart?
Are you her new Snoop?
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I appreciate you understanding
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that I could woo this caliber
of women, Nell.
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However, I can'’t confirm,
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nor can I deny,
any of your assumptions.
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Fine. Why do you even care
that a kid'’s coming over?
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I thought you were going out
tonight with Charlize?
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Nice try. My lover'’s busy,
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which means I will be playing
Star Rim all night,
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which also means I will be
commandeering your fort.
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Don'’t worry. Tilly and I
will stay out of your gross,
sex-swept hair.
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I have lots of fun activities planned
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because I am fun Aunt Nell.
Deejay Air Horn.
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Oh!
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- Hey, bestie!
- Hi, bestie!
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Arthur!
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Thank you again for watching her
on such short notice.
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Don'’t thank me.
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Thank the Spirit
In Journalism Committee
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for failing to recognize
my work.
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Now you take that shimmer eye
and that sweet peach for a spin.
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This one? Mmm.
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Tilly!
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All right, Princess Tillifer
of the House of Tilly,
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shall we stroll the village
and grace the commoners
with your presence?
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Sorry, Aunt Nell,
I-I'’m not really into
this princess stuff anymore.
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I think I just wanna read
on the couch.
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
Reading is great, you know.
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I'’m into it. Let's get
lit-erature.
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I'’m gonna go change real quick,
you know? This dress
doesn'’t let me breathe.
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Isn'’t this wonderful?
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We'’re finally getting
the recognition we deserve,
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like Jennifer Coolidge,
or brussels sprouts.
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- Do I have a back crease?
- It'’s corduroy.
It'’s one giant crease.
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Look at me, though.
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I am out in the world.
I am enjoying myself.
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I'’m on my second martini
and I'’m feeling--
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Oh, God, no. I'’m actually
feeling quite nauseous.
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- I should slow down, hey? Yeah.
- Yeah. Maybe slow down a little.
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Well, I am so proud
of both of you.
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And no matter what happens
here tonight, the fact that
you were both nom--
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Clap!
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What?
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Thank you. Oh!
Who'’s this hottie?
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Hello, Father.
Yes, it'’s to scale.
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I wish I was that thin.
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Isn'’t this exciting?
Your first Lifetime Achievement Award,
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and you'’re 15 years younger
than when Rupert got his.
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You always think
it'’s gonna be amazing
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when you make
your first ten million
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or you buy your second island.
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But I have to tell you,
it pales in comparison
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to being recognized
with a sit-down dinner.
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Now, I know
what Gandhi must have felt like
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if Gandhi had
a full head of hair.
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I'’m better Gandhi.
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Yes, you are, Father.
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Clap for better Gandhi!
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Okay, bestie!
So, I didn'’t find any books,
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but I did find a Glamour mag
that is three years old,
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but I think it should probably
hold up, but, um--
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Uh, Tilly?
Is this boring man forcing you
to play some dumb game?
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- She wanted to play.
- What?
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And she'’s been
surprisingly helpful.
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She found a break
in the space-time continuum.
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I play Star Rim with my dad
when he'’s home,
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so I know all the shortcuts.
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But, um, wouldn'’t you
rather do some TikTok dances?
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We can even do a lift this time.
I went on a date
with a chiropractor.
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He taught me how to engage
my core, so I won'’t hurt
my back again.
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But we'’re almost
at the outer cosmos.
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Oh, cool. Cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool. Yeah.
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Fun Aunt Nell
knows how to pivot.
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Here we go.
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So, is that an alien,
or just a--
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Shh.
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How long is this game?
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How big is the universe?
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Oh! She'’s about to land our pod
on the landing dock!
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- Yes!
- Good game.
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Good game.
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Oh, that'’s, um,
that'’s our secret handshake.
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But, I gue-- I mean,
it'’s not a secret anymore,
'’cause you guys just did it.
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Anyway, it'’s fine.
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Um, so, do you want to revisit
those TikTok dances?
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I just learned a BTS dance. Girl.
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That'’s kind of cringe,
Aunt Nell.
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Yeah, I feel the same way.
I was just saying it ironically.
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Anything else you wanna do,
Tills?
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Well, I have been wanting
to open up a restaurant.
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Ooh, top-chef Tilly
in the house.
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Can I get a table for one, please?
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- Edward?
- I could eat.
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Right this way.
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I'’ll be back to take
your order.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I don'’t know
what kind of wizardry
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you'’re doing
on the little kid,
but, um...
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...Tilly was always
all about me.
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And I don'’t know why she
suddenly is into you more.
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Kids can be weird.
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Maybe one day,
your kids will like you more.
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Yeah, I mean,
if I even have any.
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I assumed as much.
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You assumed? You assumed.
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I am so sorry.
Why would you assume that?
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Well, for starters,
your living situation
and your job situation.
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Also, you have a lack of urgency
to find a mate.
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Because I'’m not desperate.
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If it happens, it happens.
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Oof. That'’s kind of a flawed way
of looking at things,
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considering at your age,
pregnancy is labeled geriatric,
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and your odds
of conceiving dwindling
by the menstrual cycle.
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At this rate, your fertility
window isn'’t really closing,
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it'’s kinda painted shut.
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- Welcome to Chez Tilly.
- Uh.
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May I start you off
with some water?
Sparkling or flat?
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Tap.
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She'’s trying to upsell us already.
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Can I be seated
at another table, please?
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Sorry. We'’re fully accommodated tonight.
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Crawfish
at this time of the year?
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Color me skeptical,
but I'’ll try it.
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I cannot believe
my lifetime is being awarded.
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Congratulations on sitting
next to me.
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You must have done
something right.
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Thank you, Mr. Rhodes.
I really needed to hear that,
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because I'’m actually thinking
of what I might say
in case I win.
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Something like, "It'’s a honor."
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An? An honor?
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A-- A hon-or?
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Oh, no. I'’ve said it
so many times,
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now it doesn'’t make sense
in my mouth.
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Oh, you'’re a nervous
little fellow, aren'’t you?
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Hey, Duncan'’s portion
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seems a little bit
bigger than the rest of ours.
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I mean, I could eat this steak
in, like, two bites.
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Oh, it makes total sense, Sam.
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He got the rib eye,
you got the mini mignon.
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Huh.
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Also, I don'’t recognize
anyone else
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nominated in my category.
239
00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:12,542
I mean, except for maybe
that guy over there
240
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who I'’m pretty sure is
from a GEICO commercial.
241
00:10:15,442 --> 00:10:17,133
Oh, yes. What a shame.
242
00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:20,827
So many journalists have
to take on commercial work
to make ends meet.
243
00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:22,863
It'’s really the sad state
of journalism.
244
00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,037
Uh-huh.
245
00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,487
Um,
gentle reminder, Ms. Rhodes,
246
00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:29,076
um, you only booked the space
until 9:00 p.m.
247
00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,802
- Yes.
- We have an AA meeting
coming in next.
248
00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:32,873
- We'’re gonna need time to--
- I'’m aware of the schedule. Yes.
249
00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:35,738
We will be gone in time,
you jackal! Get out of here.
250
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,604
- How much of that did you hear?
- How much do you think?
251
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,606
- So, all of it.
- Mm-hmm.
252
00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:43,021
We'’ll be right back, Father.
253
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:45,852
Boy, get another picture
of my father eating.
254
00:10:47,094 --> 00:10:48,613
Mr. Rhodes,
please, over here.
255
00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:51,720
Okay, fine. It'’s all fake.
256
00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:53,618
The awards aren'’t real.
I just paid for it all.
257
00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:55,516
The space, the dinner,
the other nominees--
258
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,587
I mean, the emcee'’s my mechanic
who owed me a favor.
259
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:58,934
Why would you do this?
260
00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:00,452
'’Cause I wanted my dad to see
261
00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:02,662
how well the paper
was being run under my charge.
262
00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:05,043
And to give my friends
a night to remember.
263
00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:07,667
The winner
of Metro Editor of the year,
264
00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:10,359
Dennis Simbeaux-Jones.
265
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,775
Oh, it'’s happening!
I'’m happening!
266
00:11:14,294 --> 00:11:16,641
This is the greatest night
of my life.
267
00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:23,406
What? Have you talked
to him recently?
He really needs this.
268
00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:24,649
Alexis.
269
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,862
Nell, could you stop? Stop!
Stop with the noise...
270
00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:33,244
- Hmm?
- ...please. You don'’t even need
a knife with that salmon.
271
00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:34,383
It'’s smooth as butter.
272
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,419
Oh, can you not tell me
how to eat my food?
273
00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:39,284
And if you must know, I was
actually using the knife
on the cauliflower
274
00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:41,045
which is a bit undercooked.
275
00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:43,116
Is everyone enjoying their meal?
276
00:11:43,219 --> 00:11:44,911
Oh, yes. The food is so yummy.
277
00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:46,464
Okay, where do I begin?
278
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:50,088
At this price point,
the branzino,
it shouldn'’t have bones.
279
00:11:50,192 --> 00:11:51,918
I'’m so sorry, sir.
280
00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:54,921
Also, I ordered linguine,
and, here, take a look.
281
00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:59,304
You see that? It sticks.
282
00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,893
When it sticks to the wall,
it means it'’s overcooked.
283
00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,412
I am so sorry, sir.
284
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,621
I'’ll take this right back
and speak to Chef.
285
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,105
Thank you.
286
00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:09,142
Can I try some of your squash?
287
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:10,799
What--
288
00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:13,318
Do you ever stop to think
about what you'’re gonna say
289
00:12:13,422 --> 00:12:14,492
before you say it?
290
00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:16,736
And how, maybe,
what you say might hurt people?
291
00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:17,806
Critiques are necessary
292
00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:19,808
if she wants to run
a successful restaurant
293
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:20,981
in this economy.
294
00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:22,086
That isn'’t--
295
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:26,124
Your soufflé, sir. On the house.
296
00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:29,093
Now we'’re talking. Thank you.
297
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,785
Looks moist, fluffy.
298
00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:34,961
You know the secret to
a stable soufflé? Older eggs.
299
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:37,515
It-- That'’s so interesting.
It'’s so interesting--
300
00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:40,104
So, what you'’re saying is
that you like older eggs
in your dessert,
301
00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:42,831
but not in your human women?
Did I get that right?
302
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,729
I'’ll go get your check.
303
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,387
I'’m starting to think
this isn'’t about the soufflé.
304
00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:49,838
You think?
305
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,946
Thank you for this
incredible honor.
306
00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:59,399
Sam, you can'’t leave now.
They haven'’t announced
your award yet.
307
00:12:59,502 --> 00:13:02,022
What award?
None of this is real.
308
00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:05,370
I actually have a lot going on
at home right now, okay?
I really don'’t need this.
309
00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:06,682
I know and I'’m sorry.
310
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,168
I thought if I dedicated
an entire night
311
00:13:10,272 --> 00:13:11,480
to my father winning an award,
312
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,241
then finally he would say
"thank you" to me.
313
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:19,039
And the winner
for Best Style Editor goes to
314
00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:20,903
Sam Holkar.
315
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:26,081
Okay, fine. But now you owe me
lots and lots of--
316
00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:27,530
Something I haven'’t
thought of yet.
317
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,222
Thank you. But keep
your speech short.
318
00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:30,810
The AA people are eyeing
the bar,
319
00:13:30,913 --> 00:13:33,329
and I would hate to be the cause
of another relapse.
320
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:35,573
Thanks.
321
00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:36,988
I don'’t know why
you'’re so upset.
322
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,196
I'’m just stating facts.
323
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,026
Well, your facts are rude.
324
00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:43,236
Fact, facts can'’t be rude.
Facts can only be facts.
325
00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:46,377
Rude is your interpretation
of the facts, which, again,
they'’re just facts.
326
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:51,244
No, rude is your dumb mouth
which spouts your dumb facts.
327
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:52,728
Now that'’s actually rude.
328
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,041
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to lie to you
329
00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:57,284
and say that you have billions
and billions of eggs,
330
00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:59,769
and you could have a baby
until you'’re 90 or something?
331
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:08,019
Nell! That'’s a '97 Syrah
and you just two-buck-chucked it
at me!
332
00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:11,540
Well, you'’re lucky it's not
the fork, which is real!
333
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,231
Stop it!
334
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:14,957
Why is everybody always
fighting?
335
00:14:15,061 --> 00:14:17,304
Can'’t we just have
one nice dinner?
336
00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:18,927
Oh.
337
00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:20,135
It'’d be nice if we could taste
338
00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:21,619
a little of that passion
in the food.
339
00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:30,041
Hey, Tilly, sweetie,
you all right?
340
00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:33,631
Are you upset?
341
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:38,153
Was it Edward?
342
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,501
Was it me?
343
00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:43,227
Mm-mmm.
344
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,435
Is it your baby brother?
345
00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:46,955
He sucks, but no.
346
00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:49,750
Okay. Well,
if you wanna talk about it,
I'’m here.
347
00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:52,063
Or we don'’t have to talk
about it if you don'’t want to.
348
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,514
I could just sit here with you.
349
00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:58,000
Whenever Daddy'’s home,
Mommy and Daddy fight
350
00:14:58,104 --> 00:14:59,899
like how you guys were fighting.
351
00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:04,662
Mommy pretends everything
is okay, but I know it'’s not.
352
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,252
Oh, sweetie. Wow.
353
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,186
I'’m so sorry.
354
00:15:11,289 --> 00:15:13,774
I mean, is that why you wanted
to play Star Rim?
355
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,535
So that you can feel close
to Daddy?
356
00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:17,813
I think Mommy and Daddy fight
357
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,920
because I fight my brother
and they'’re mad at me.
358
00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:24,026
No. No, no, no. Tilly.
Come here.
359
00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:29,031
That is not your fault, okay?
360
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:31,137
If Mommy and Daddy are fighting,
361
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,449
that has nothing to do with you.
362
00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:36,797
And they love you so much.
You'’re the best thing...
363
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:38,385
...that ever happened to them.
364
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,181
- You know how I know?
- How?
365
00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:43,839
Because they tell me, like,
all the time.
366
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,670
They'’re like, "Tills, she is
the best. I love Tilly so much.
367
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,570
If Tilly were ice cream,
she would be
my favorite flavor."
368
00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:52,468
And I happen to think
369
00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:54,194
that your parents
have some really great taste,
370
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:56,956
because you'’re my
favorite flavor.
371
00:15:57,059 --> 00:15:58,233
I'’m just gonna take scoops
out of you.
372
00:15:58,336 --> 00:15:59,993
Let me just get
a little bite of this.
373
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:02,375
Nom, nom,
nom, nom, nom.
374
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:05,757
Sorry we didn'’t do all
the fun stuff we usually do.
375
00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:07,690
Oh, I'’m not here for just that.
376
00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:10,176
Yeah, I mean,
377
00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:12,247
I'’m here for all of it.
378
00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:18,908
Nell, I actually don'’t think
TikTok dances are cringe
when you'’re doing them.
379
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,324
Right?
380
00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:23,741
Oh, I got the moves.
You know it.
381
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:29,919
Speaking of thanks,
382
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:33,578
there'’s a lot of folks
I would like to thank tonight.
383
00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:35,201
Ma'’am,
we really need to--
384
00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:36,512
This is it.
385
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:39,895
Carl, my accountant,
your work offshore and on
386
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,760
has been nothing short
of tremendous.
387
00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:44,348
It'’s ten after 9:00.
388
00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:46,695
- The AA people are breathing
down--
- Just give me one more minute.
389
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:50,388
My stylist, Jacques--
Oh, my goodness.
390
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:52,563
Merci beaucoup, my friend.
391
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:57,119
And finally, someone
who is quite literally
392
00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:59,294
the reason we are all
here tonight,
393
00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:03,746
without whom, none of this
could'’ve been possible.
394
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,300
This is it.
395
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:12,652
Johannes Gutenberg, the
inventor of the printing press.
396
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,311
I just learned
that. Yeah.
397
00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:19,279
Okay. Wow. Heavy.
398
00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:21,109
Thank you. Good night.
399
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:22,213
Tear it all down.
400
00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:33,431
Hey. Um, call me crazy,
but I think my award is peeling
401
00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:37,470
and, uh-- and underneath,
it says, um, "Number One Dad"
402
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:41,474
which is--
I don'’t wanna cry again.
403
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:42,578
But, um--
404
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:45,823
You know-- Let'’s circle back
to this fun day.
405
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:47,135
Have a good night.
406
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,828
So how'’d it go?
407
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:54,935
- The entire ceremony was fake.
- What?
408
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,868
Lexi concocted the entire thing
to impress her father.
409
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,146
That'’s insane.
I know, insane.
410
00:17:58,249 --> 00:18:00,079
But totally on-brand.
On-brand and sad.
411
00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:02,529
- Hey, so, if it makes you feel
any better...
- Uh-huh?
412
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,083
...we had fake dinner tonight.
413
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:06,775
Ooh, she finally got Chez Tilly
off the ground. Good for her.
414
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,295
Yeah, soft opening.
But it was nice.
415
00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:11,676
- How'’s she doing? Where is she?
- She'’s asleep in my room.
416
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,333
- Oh.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, real quick.
417
00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:14,817
- Hmm?
- Um.
418
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:18,062
So we had, like,
a little talk earlier
419
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:21,893
and, um, she kinda told me
that you and Keith are not
in the best place.
420
00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:24,827
Wow.
421
00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:28,383
Nothing gets past that kid, huh?
422
00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:31,662
Is he in San Francisco because
of work or because of you guys?
423
00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,285
- A little bit of both.
- Oh.
424
00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:36,460
Yeah, he'’s up there 'cause
he'’s gotta work longer,
425
00:18:36,563 --> 00:18:39,739
and we are taking
some time apart
until we figure things out.
426
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:44,813
Whoa, mama. I am so sorry.
I-I had no idea.
427
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:48,368
It'’s been really hard trying
to handle all of it on my own.
428
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,580
I'’m here. I got you.
You'’re not on your own.
429
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:56,100
- I know.
- No, you have to know that.
430
00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:59,034
I am here for you
for whatever you need.
431
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,001
You know, especially
when it comes to the kids.
432
00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:02,865
Girl, fun Aunt Nell.
433
00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:05,592
What you gonna do? Pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew. Oh--
434
00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,767
Stop all of that.
Just give me a hug.
All of it?
435
00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:09,562
I love you.
I love you.
436
00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:13,428
What are you doing?
437
00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:15,154
I know we only ate
imaginary food,
438
00:19:15,257 --> 00:19:17,156
but I hate fingerprints
on the dishes.
439
00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:21,712
I'’m sorry I upset you earlier.
440
00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:23,610
I didn'’t mean
to make you feel bad.
441
00:19:23,714 --> 00:19:25,440
I thought I was just
saying facts,
442
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:30,341
but I now realized
those facts came across as rude
because you said they were.
443
00:19:30,445 --> 00:19:31,618
I appreciate that.
444
00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:34,242
You know,
but if I'’m being honest, uh,
445
00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:35,933
I think I needed
that reality check.
446
00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:39,247
I keep hiding behind saying,
"If it happens, it happens."
447
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:42,560
But the truth is-is
it won'’t happen
if I don'’t make it happen.
448
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,460
And I do want it to happen.
449
00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:47,393
You do?
450
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:48,980
Yeah.
451
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:50,637
I was with Tilly earlier.
452
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:54,193
It just felt right.
453
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:59,128
And, like, maybe I'’d be good
at being a mom.
454
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,235
- I'’m really glad
to hear you say that.
- Yeah?
455
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:05,411
Because after our tiff,
I did a little cursory research,
456
00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:07,067
and it turns out the facts
are more encouraging
457
00:20:07,171 --> 00:20:08,586
- than I previously thought.
- Oh.
458
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,555
There are a lot of women
who have healthy children
at your age.
459
00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:14,074
I do think you wanna focus
on your diet
a little bit better,
460
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,732
- I know that'’s an uphill battle
for you.
- Got it, thanks.
461
00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:18,251
- You could also freeze
your eggs.
- Oh.
462
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,323
It is very costly, and you'’re,
well-- Let'’s face it,
you'’re poor.
463
00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:22,807
Edward!
464
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:24,913
I'’m just saying...
465
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:28,572
I think you will be great at it.
466
00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:30,263
So just say that.
467
00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:36,200
You would be great at it.
468
00:20:36,752 --> 00:20:38,167
Thank you.
469
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:41,999
Okay. Well,
you didn'’t dry the plate.
470
00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:43,276
I did.
There'’s gonna be rings--
471
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,588
It'’s plenty dry!
We'’ll switch spots.
472
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,005
Father, this isn'’t easy,
473
00:20:48,108 --> 00:20:49,593
but I have something
I'’d like to say.
474
00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:53,424
I have spent my entire life
trying to impress you.
475
00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,151
Trying to get your approval,
476
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,601
but you never seem interested.
477
00:20:58,981 --> 00:20:59,982
Well, guess what?
478
00:21:00,949 --> 00:21:02,951
This entire awards show
was a sham.
479
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,712
And another thing,
I'’ve never liked
your girlfriend, Susan.
480
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:08,612
Ma'’am... [sighs] ...I'm gonna
have to charge your credit card
an extra hour.
481
00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:10,959
Yeah-- Don'’t interrupt me
when I'’m talking to my father!
482
00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:15,343
Okay, Dad,
483
00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:18,449
let'’s go. We'll continue this
in my car.
484
00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:23,696
I mean,
it'’s cheaper than therapy.