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[theme song playing]

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Oh, mans. It's glorious!

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Watching TV will never be the same.

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Can you believe someone was just
throwing this beauty away?

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I mean this baby's got it all!

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That pristine wood foam laminate.

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Brackets for CDs, DVDs, cassettes,

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all kinds of obsolete physical media.

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A family of marmots
living in a stereo drawer.

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[marmots squeaking]

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And do not forget the shelving
for all of our many books.

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[all laughing]

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[Robin grunts]

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Ain't no thang.

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We just got to find something
to wedge under its.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Think harder, genius.

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Yo, this little squidgy will do.

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Nice work! Now to see what's on.

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- [remote clicks]
- Hello, Titans!

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Control Freak?

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What madness
do you have in store this time?

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You gonna turn us into claymation?

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Make us hawk food processors

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in some tacky three-camera infomercial?

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Twist us into
a gritty live-action series

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targeted at adult audiences?

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That's been done. So gritty.

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Oh, weren't you clods paying attention
to the opening credits?

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In our defense, we were getting
this thing up the stairs.

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This is your...

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[reading] Super Hero Team
Crossover Event!

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[party horns squeak flatly]

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You mean like another movie?

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Uh, did I say, movie?

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[groans] Not a crossover.
That's when a lame show

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tries to glom onto a cooler one in order
to boost their popularity.

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- Oh, no! Are we's being canceled?
- One can only hope.

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Everyone knows a good crossover
has to have

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some epic threat that brings the heroes
from two worlds together.

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And epic threats just aren't our thing.

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Who said this was
a good crossover, huh?

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[gulps] He means business, Titans.

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We'd better play along. [Grunts]

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Robin, please, what are you doing?

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In superhero crossovers,

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each team is introduced
in an action set piece,

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you know, to remind the audience
how awesome the heroes are

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even before they meet
their counterparts.

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Quick, everybody, do something action-y,
before they cut away to the other h...

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[thrilling music playing]

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[Catwoman] The superhero girls?

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But our plan for this heist
was purr-fect.

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[meows]

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Oh, oh, sorry, Mittens.

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No matter how "purr-fect" your plan is,

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our captain is always
gonna have a perfecter one.

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I'm flattered. But it is a team effort.

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[grunting]

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- [grunting]
- [Harley Quinn] Peek-a-boo!

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- I whomp you!
- [grunts]

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- Zatanna!
- I got her!

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[screams, grunts]

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- [laughs]
- [grunts]

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That's my friend, Harleen.

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Oh, you care about
your friends now, Babs?

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I do, when they're not supervillains.

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Oh, don't be so dramatic.

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Zee, are you okay?

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[growls]

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Wha... Oh, yeah. Totally.

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How are you?

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One of these days, we're going to crush
you jerks! And...

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Wait. What's this?

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Ah, who cares what it is.
It's bustin' us free!

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So long, clowns!

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[scoffs] Let me guess.
Creepy purple cloud got 'em?

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Exactly. How did you know?

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Same thing happened to me last week
when I took Solomon Grundy down.

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And when I was pounding on the Riddler.

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Yesterday, I stopped
both Toyman and Cheetah.

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Each time...
[makes whooshing sounds] gone.

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Uh... Oh, nothing happened
to the bad guys I caught this week.

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Of course, I didn't catch any bad guys,

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but I did help my neighbor
find his lost cat.

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Sounds like we have a mystery to solve.

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Babs, I think what you meant to say
is, "we" have a mystery to solve.

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Boys, there's no need to compete.

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- Now! Go!
- [girls laughing]

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- [boys grunting]
- We'll let you know

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where the bad guys went
after we find 'em!

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[Lex Luthor] I know what
you're asking yourselves.

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What would a multi-billionaire like me

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want with such an eclectic group of...

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- you?
- [toilet flushes]

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This Hall of Doom
must've cost you a mint.

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You think you could afford a decent
hand-dryer in the ladies room?

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- [squishing sounds]
- Ew, real fur?

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- What are you, like, an actual cat?
- [growls softly]

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- Hey, Selina, eat your heart out.
- [Lex clears throat]

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What if I told you I hold the power
to get rid of every superhero?

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While searching through
the remains of Krypton,

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my space probe came across
The Amulet of Cythonna.

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This device uses an ancient science
even I have yet to understand.

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- But its power is undeniable.
- [Grundy scoffs]

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Power? Luthor no find trinket in space.

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Luthor find trinket in cereal box.

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[villains laugh boisterously]

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If it weren't for this, Chuckles,
you'd be in jail now.

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But if you are still not convinced...

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[grunts]

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- Uh, where'd he go?
- They call it the Phantom Zone.

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But you can think of it as our own
personal superhero dumping ground.

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[screams, grunts]

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[growls] If you have that,
why do you need us?

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Someone's gotta lure all those heroes
into our little trap.

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[Jessica] These are the spots
the mist was seen.

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Hmm. I don't see a pattern.

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But if you squint just right,
it kind of looks like a puppy.

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Come on, Babs. We have to ke...

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- Aw...
- Guys, check this out.

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See something in your armor-cam video?

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Not see, hear.

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- Just listen.
- [man] <i>Cythonna.</i>

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Uh, is it saying, cellphones?

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- Sounds more like "syphon oats."
- She's saying Cythonna.

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But that's impossible.

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What is Cythonna?

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Well, not what. Who.

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I mean, even a planet of science dorks
like Krypton had its mythology,

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and Cythonna was the goddess
of darkness, blight, and suffering.

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Yeesh. Bet she was a blast at parties.

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Story goes, she ran the show
on Krypton for centuries,

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<i>which was pretty much a hot heap
of stink for all concerned,</i>

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<i>until, one day, her kid brother, Rao,
god of sun and other stuff,</i>

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<i>trapped her in an amulet
and chucked her into space.</i>

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So while kids here are told to wish upon
a shooting star,

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we were told to behave, it could be
Cythonna coming to get you.

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And did you believe that?

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What? No! No. I'm from Krypton.

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No one believed in ancient
yet terrifying myths like that.

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So, yeah, let's just talk about
something else, all right?

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Did I hear there's a map
that looks like a puppy?

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'Sup nerds? Mind if we play?

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- [growls]
- [woman screams]

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[laughs]

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Hey, Giganta! You're not gonna
disappear this time.

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Oh, we ain't disappearing. You are!

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- Huh?
- [both scream]

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That's what happens to any superhero

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dumb enough to face the Legion of Doom!

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[grunts]

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[screams]

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Ooh.

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- [grunts]
- [screams]

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[grunting]

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[Green Lantern] Hmph!

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[screams]

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[cheering triumphantly]

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[laughing]

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Oh, no! [Screaming]

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Oh, this is terrible!

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- Chin up, Garth. We're not done yet.
- No!

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Mr. Goodberry's cat got out again!

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[struggling]

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[cellphone rings]

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Hey, half-pint, you calling to say you
guys give up looking for the bad guys?

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[Garth] <i>No, we found them,
and it's not great.</i>

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- Wait. Garth, are you okay? Talk to me.
- [cellphone beeps]

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They've teamed up, and we think they got
Ollie, Hal, and Barry too.

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They call themselves the Legacy of Doom!

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[Hawkman] <i>It's the Legion ofDoom,
Garth.</i>

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[Garth] <i>Really?</i>

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<i>I could swear Livewire said...</i>

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Guys, prioritize details. Where are you?

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The park! Hurry!

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I can't... hold... [screams]

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- [phone beeps]
- Team, to the park.

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Any sign of them? Oh, no.

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Hawkman's mace.

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- You don't think...
- [gasps] Hey, what's that?

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[chants incantation]

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It looks Kryptonian,
or maybe ancient Kryptonian,

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because I can only make out

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a few of the... the words.

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Oh. Oh, that's not good.

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What? What does it say?

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I think this thing sent our friends
to the Phantom Zone.

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You mean that creepy limbo dimension?

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But we saw what it took
to open a portal.

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How can one little ball...

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Cythonna. I'm not sure
what the rest of this says,

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but I know this says Cythonna.

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Clearly, whatever we're up against

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is far more formidable
than we anticipated.

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We will need a plan.

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How's this for a plan?

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Find the jerks who are using stuff
from my dead homeworld

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to hurt our friends and,
formidable or not, take 'em down.

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But how do we find this Legion of Doom?

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BT dubs, very cool name.
Makes you wish

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we put a little more effort
into Super Hero Girls.

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I got a hunch this little guy
might be our biggest clue.

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Kara, where are you going?

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To see a translator.

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[laughs] Legion of Doom?
That's rich.

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Quit it. I think they used
Kryptonian magic

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to send my friends to the Phantom Zone.

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See, this says Cythonna.

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[sighs] Your Kryptonian is awful.

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This doesn't say Cythonna.

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And even if it did, hello, there's no
such thing as Kryptonian magic.

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- Cythonna is a fairy tale.
- You think this is a joke?

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I'm sure your buddies are probably
just off goofing around somewhere.

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"Goofing around"?

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Remember when you couldn't
find that one kid for two days

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because he locked himself
in a port-a-pooper?

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Garth was only locked inside one day.

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He spent the second day in the shower.

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Look, Kara. This has been fun.
But if I thought for a second

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your pals were in danger
or someone got a hold

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of a Kryptonian weapon,
believe me, I'd be all over it.

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Hmph!

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She knows about the Phantom Zone.

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Still no guesses?

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I'll give you a hint.

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It's not bigger than a breadbox.

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Anyone?

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Okay. One more hint.

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It's not smaller than a breadbox either.

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Hal, I ran an hour out
in all directions.

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Nothing?

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Argh! And my ring still can't seem
to penetrate this darkness.

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I hate to say this.

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- We're stuck here.
- [Garth] Give up?

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It is a breadbox! Gotcha!

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[grunting]

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I failed.

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- I am sorry, Mother.
- Sorry?

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"Sorry" will not shield you
from a vengeful enemy.

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Nor will it shield those who follow you.

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- [gasps]
- Worried about the Legion of Doom?

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[mace thuds]

244
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:09,766
Why? Are you concerned
a miscalculation in my leadership

245
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,977
against this unknown evil
may bring you harm?

246
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,772
Do you not realize I love you all
too much to allow that to happen?

247
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,607
Zeus as my witness,
Barbara Gordon,

248
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,359
that will not happen!

249
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,528
Uh, thanks, D. I love you too.

250
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:26,408
No, I was actually thinking about
the Legion because of Harleen.

251
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,578
I thought, since we found out
each other's secret, she'd,

252
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,663
- you know...
- Change her ways.

253
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,499
I know Harleen, Diana. She's not evil.

254
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,878
It is heartbreaking, but you do realize
that, for months,

255
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,756
Harley Quinn has held a supervillain's
deadliest weapon.

256
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,883
A heat-seeking poison-tipped scimitar?

257
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,926
Your secret identity.

258
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:48,221
She knows who you are, and yet,
has done nothing about it.

259
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,392
You're right. So, I guess there is hope.

260
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,144
[Supergirl groaning]

261
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,939
Well, Super-jerk blew me off.

262
00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,882
[whispering] They still don't know.

263
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,611
He would not help translate that sphere?

264
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,530
Hmm. If only we had an ancient
Kryptonian-to-English dictionary

265
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:06,990
lying around, huh?

266
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:11,620
Actually, I know where we could find
something way better than a dictionary.

267
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,708
[Zatanna exclaims] My heat spell
maybe keeping me warm,

268
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,795
but this drastic climate change
is going to be murder on my hair.

269
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,297
Okay, Zee.
Don't worry. Not much farther.

270
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,050
- Not much farther to what?
- That!

271
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,528
- Are you sure it's okay we're here?
- Totally not. No.

272
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,947
That's why he calls it
his Fortress of Solitude,

273
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,573
and not, I don't know, a...

274
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,325
The Buddy Bunker?
Friendship Depot?

275
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,244
Ooh. Kal-El's House of ha-has.

276
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,787
Stop right there.

277
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,376
Oh, we're in so much trouble.

278
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,919
Stop right there.

279
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,006
[Supermen] Stop right there.

280
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,842
Stop right there.

281
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:12,305
Kara, how many last sons
did Krypton actually have?

282
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,975
Relax, these are
just his dumb robot guards.

283
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,768
Hey, they're tall, tan, and gruesome.

284
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,479
It's cousin Kara. I... Ow!

285
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,524
Huh? This one must have
a loose circuit or something.

286
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,359
Just gonna take a quick look-see.

287
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:31,491
Okay. Which one of you
glorified coffee makers is next?

288
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,089
[electricity crackles]

289
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,091
[chants incantation]

290
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,801
[straining]

291
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,137
[whimpering]

292
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,726
[both grunting]

293
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,273
[grunts] Ha-ha.

294
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,447
Hmph! Gotta say, not impressed.

295
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,283
- Where is Supergirl?
- [Supergirl] She's over here, gang.

296
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,203
Good news, she got what we came for.

297
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,705
Ta-daa! Told you we'd be in and out.

298
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,124
You sure did. In fact, you can say

299
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,044
you were a-head of the game. [Chuckles]

300
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:27,130
[laughing] Oh, you're so funny.
Oh, you're so funny.

301
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,924
Guys, guys, I'm doing a...

302
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,007
talking as both of us...

303
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,053
[groans]

304
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,434
So, Kara, what's in that case, anyway?

305
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:43,063
[Supergirl] This is Krypton's
entire wealth of knowledge.

306
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,607
It'll give us the true poop
on Cythonna and her amulet.

307
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,108
Wow.

308
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:50,779
A complete culture stored
in just a handful of crystals.

309
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:54,366
[chuckles] Oh, yeah.
Kryptonians loved their crystals.

310
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,576
These babies hold all kinds of things.

311
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,287
Funny.

312
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,332
I don't recall inviting guests.

313
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,002
Another robot? I got this one.

314
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,086
Batgirl, wait!

315
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,547
[grunts] Ow!

316
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,799
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

317
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,562
He's real, he's real,
he's real, he's real!

318
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,387
Put the crystals back, Kara.

319
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,349
No way. Listen, Clark, I know
you don't believe me,

320
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,434
but there is a huge threat.

321
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,688
- I do believe you.
- Don't interrupt me!

322
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,982
- Wait. Wha...
- You're right.

323
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:30,193
In fact, I already knew Lex Luthor
is behind the Legion of Doom,

324
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,255
and that they're sending heroes
to the Phantom Zone

325
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:35,448
- using a Kryptonian device.
- The Amulet of Cythonna.

326
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:39,369
Wait, so, if you knew all of this,
why did you blow me off at your place?

327
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,205
Because I also knew
you're out of your league.

328
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,499
Luthor is not to be trifled with.

329
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,376
We've taken him down before.

330
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,920
Not with a deadly weapon
like this, you haven't.

331
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,881
I know Luthor. This time,
he's playing for keeps.

332
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,258
What are you saying?

333
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,718
What kind of hero would I be

334
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,681
if I let a bunch of kids
walk off to their doom?

335
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,931
Thanks, Dad.

336
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,225
You think you could stop us on your own?

337
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,854
Yeah, I do. But even if I couldn't...

338
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,194
[Hawaiian tune plays]

339
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,779
[exclaims]

340
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,496
The Justice League could.

341
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,459
The Justice League?
Another cool name!

342
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,170
Yeah, I wanted to call ourselves
the Super Friends, man.

343
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,629
But I got out-voted.

344
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,340
[sighs] So unfair.

345
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:37,344
I mean, we appreciate
the concern, gentlemen,

346
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,846
but we are more than capable
of handling ourselves.

347
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,724
Yeah, Jon, you helped train me on Oa.

348
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,392
I was the top of my class.

349
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,686
Sorry, rookie.
Pacifism won't cut it this time.

350
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,345
Punches have got to be thrown.

351
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,796
[Batgirl exhales] This is just dumb.

352
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,484
Batman, buddy.

353
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,652
Tell these guys how we saved Gotham.

354
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,446
[hoarsely] Not this time.

355
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,365
What do you mean, not this time.

356
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,825
The league already has a plan.

357
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,702
Frankly, you'd only be
getting in the way.

358
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,913
Our friends are the ones in trouble.

359
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:09,542
So, if we're in your way,
go ahead and move us.

360
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,169
[Supergirl grunts]

361
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,629
[zapping]

362
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:13,880
[Superman inhales]

363
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:14,963
[ice shattering]

364
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,050
[Supergirl whines, grunts]

365
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:22,597
[Batarang skidding]

366
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,475
Diamagnetic repulsor.
[gasps] So cool.

367
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,106
I may not be swinging fists,

368
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,483
but I have no problem
restraining you in one.

369
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,067
I'm gonna disagree,

370
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,028
and say you have a pretty big problem.

371
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,824
[Zatanna gushes]

372
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,825
So, uh,

373
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,118
shouldn't we be fighting?

374
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:44,801
Feel like we're just kinda
standing here.

375
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,788
Oh, [clears throat]
I don't care.

376
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,039
I'm up for whatever.

377
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,248
What do you feel like?

378
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,168
[Supergirl grunts]

379
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,586
Kara, stay down.

380
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,815
[sighs] Can't you see
I'm trying to protect you?

381
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:56,923
[Kara groans]

382
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,634
Do we look like we need protecting?

383
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,136
[grunts]

384
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,806
[both grunting]

385
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,017
Enough!

386
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:13,565
Woohoo, you guys are in trouble now.

387
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:14,983
Superman,

388
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,151
you say you have a plan

389
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,403
stop the Legion of Doom
and free our friends?

390
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,571
Yes.

391
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,905
What about Cythonna?

392
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,032
There is no Cythonna, Kara.

393
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,577
The ancient science
that amulet uses may be deadly.

394
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,995
But it's just another weapon.

395
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,622
Once it's out of the wrong
hands, it's harmless.

396
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,458
And you are confident in your plan?

397
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:32,541
What do you think?

398
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,879
[dramatic music playing]

399
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,759
We shall defer to the Justice League.

400
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:42,927
[all gasp]

401
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,557
[suspenseful music playing]

402
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,977
[Supergirl] Are you kidding me?

403
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,228
[girls groan]

404
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,193
Ooh! I can't wait till those

405
00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,986
Super Hero Girls show their faces.

406
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:03,531
And we send them to limbo for eternity.

407
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,200
[all cackling]

408
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,078
Yeah, but since it's eternity,

409
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,162
we got time.

410
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:11,998
I mean, it's not like
we have to send them

411
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,374
to limbo today.

412
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,835
[Poison Ivy laughing]

413
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,259
You must be so proud.

414
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,136
As their confidence grows,

415
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,763
so does their malevolence.

416
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,516
Have you forgotten, Cythonna?

417
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,976
You are a silent partner.

418
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:32,894
[Cythonna scoffs]

419
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:36,481
Of course not. I appear to only you,
in this astral form.

420
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:37,732
[Lex Luthor shudders]

421
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:38,983
Albeit, weakly,

422
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,194
for, as you know,

423
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,820
my powers are limited

424
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,280
while I remain trapped

425
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:47,575
within this cursed prison forever.

426
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,076
It's not all bad.

427
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,119
Possessing your prison

428
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,288
grants me access to that limited power.

429
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,456
In return,

430
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,749
I only ask...

431
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:56,000
Oh, I know what you want.

432
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,919
And perhaps once I,
Lex Luther, am victorious,

433
00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,128
I will indulge you.

434
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,130
If I'm in a good mood.

435
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,842
You haven't begun to know what I want.

436
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:07,595
[mysterious music playing]

437
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,139
[Supergirl] <i>We're gonna defer
to the league?</i>

438
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:11,307
Okay, I'll admit,

439
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,809
I don't know what defer means,

440
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,328
but I'm pretty sure you told him,

441
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:15,562
we just roll over.

442
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:19,023
Since when do we back down from a fight?

443
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,401
- Are you afraid...
- I am an Amazon!

444
00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:23,027
I fear no fight.

445
00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:25,488
Kara,

446
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,366
your will is the strongest
of any warrior I have known.

447
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,702
And while that is part
of what makes you so mighty,

448
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,537
it can also make you vulnerable

449
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,330
when you allow it to become
bullheadedness.

450
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,249
This brings me no pleasure either.

451
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,293
But you chose me as your leader,

452
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:39,919
not to make popular decisions.

453
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,045
But the tough ones.

454
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,298
And what if the League
blows it? Then what, huh?

455
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:46,384
We left our only clue to stopping
anything at the North Pole.

456
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,467
[doorbell chiming]

457
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,095
[sighs wearily]

458
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:50,471
[cell phone ringing]

459
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:55,934
Ugh.

460
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,395
[Supergirl grunts]

461
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,605
Say, Kara,

462
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:01,524
what was that about leaving
our only clue at the North Pole?

463
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,611
You swiped my cousin's data crystals.

464
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:06,738
[laughs]

465
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,616
[euphoric music playing]

466
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,122
[Superman] Bet your friends
are mad at you, huh?

467
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:14,871
[Diana] Superman?

468
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,247
This was from you?

469
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,498
From him, actually.

470
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,667
[mutters indistinctly]

471
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:20,918
Join you!

472
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:23,338
I am sorry, but I already belong
to a team.

473
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:24,922
A team you dismissed!

474
00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:26,507
Look, I don't know you well,

475
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:27,985
but I do know you'd never back down

476
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,594
from a fight against evil.

477
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,179
The only reason you stepped aside

478
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:32,305
was to protect them.

479
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,140
Because, at the end of the day,

480
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:35,600
they are just kids.

481
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,060
[mutters indistinctly]

482
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,562
And how exactly am I different, Batman?

483
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,234
[Superman] You're no kid.

484
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,445
You got more combat expertise
than any of us.

485
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,906
I have sworn to protect this world.

486
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:51,949
And to stand up to any threat.

487
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,326
But... [sighs]

488
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,995
But you're worried about
dissing your friends?

489
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:57,497
This is bigger than that, Diana.

490
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:58,539
If Luthor wins,

491
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,500
a lot more than feelings
are gonna get hurt.

492
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,172
<i>My precious son,</i>

493
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:07,548
<i>Kal-El.</i>

494
00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,592
<i>There is much you must know</i>

495
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,302
<i>about ancient Krypton.</i>

496
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,054
Uh, Kara,

497
00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,306
I know this is like a piece
from your lost planet.

498
00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:18,267
So, please don't take this
the wrong way, but, snore.

499
00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,228
Zee, don't be rude!

500
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:21,604
[machine whirring]

501
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,415
But can we just skip
to the part about the amulet?

502
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,816
[Jessica slurping]

503
00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:27,902
And for such
a technologically-advanced society,

504
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:31,823
our home media playback systems
were surprisingly awful.

505
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:36,160
<i>Then deglaze the pan
before adding the mushrooms.</i>

506
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,705
<i>Cremini mushrooms
of planet Earth should be good.</i>

507
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,833
You mean we gotta sit through
all of these?

508
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,084
That'll take days.

509
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,459
Not if I can get my data

510
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:45,782
interface device up and running.

511
00:25:45,837 --> 00:25:47,755
I'll be able to download
everything in seconds.

512
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,340
But if not, then, yes.

513
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:50,675
It will take days.

514
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,970
Uh. Isn't there at least a fast forward?

515
00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:58,224
Ugh, we weren't cave people, Barbara.

516
00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:00,059
[recording speeds up]

517
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:04,689
<i>My sweet, beloved, cherished Kal-El.</i>

518
00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:07,400
Uh. And I thought my dad was mushy.

519
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:11,487
<i>My role as Krypton's
lead ancient historian</i>

520
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,991
<i>is just as important
as my role as lead scientist.</i>

521
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,911
<i>My role as lead economic advisor...</i>

522
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,998
[Jor-El] <i>Lead municipality specialist...</i>

523
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:22,915
[slams machine]

524
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:24,542
Lead flash fryer and tomato slicer

525
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,419
at Krypton's number one
fast food chain...

526
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,742
[Supergirl shushes] Here it is.

527
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:30,548
<i>Long believed to be merely a relic</i>

528
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,008
<i>from a lost science,</i>

529
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,635
<i>the Amulet of Cythonna is, in fact,</i>

530
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:36,554
<i>something far more sinister.</i>

531
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,474
<i>For as impossible as it may seem,</i>

532
00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:41,017
<i>the crystal within</i>

533
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,769
<i>does, in fact, contain</i>

534
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:46,481
<i>the essence of the Goddess of Darkness.</i>

535
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,024
Wait...

536
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:49,817
The actual goddess?

537
00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:50,901
<i>For eons,</i>

538
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,361
<i>the imprisoned Cythonna</i>

539
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:54,030
<i>has floated through the cosmos,</i>

540
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,865
<i>in search of the one thing</i>

541
00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:57,575
<i>that may free her.</i>

542
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:58,659
<i>Evil!</i>

543
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,037
<i>She feeds on the souls</i>

544
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,205
<i>of the wicked.</i>

545
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,040
Like Luthor and the Legion of Doom.

546
00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:06,918
<i>The souls will become her servants</i>

547
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,169
<i>and, in turn,</i>

548
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:11,255
<i>create more evil for her to devour.</i>

549
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,381
Ooh, I get it.

550
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:14,801
Luthor isn't using Cythonna.

551
00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:16,344
She's using him.

552
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,054
That's actually way worse.

553
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,097
<i>Once she has become strong enough,</i>

554
00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:22,910
<i>- she will free herself from her prison.</i>
- [crystal shattering]

555
00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:24,018
- [all gasp]
<i>- She will assume</i>

556
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:26,395
<i>a new Kryptonian vessel</i>

557
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:28,439
<i>and reclaim the universe</i>

558
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:29,899
<i>as her dominion.</i>

559
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:35,071
The League has totally underestimated
what they're up against.

560
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,157
[gasps] We have to warn Aquaman.

561
00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:39,492
I mean, the League.

562
00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:40,697
We have to warn the League.

563
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,077
I'll call Diana.

564
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:43,621
Kara, what do you think

565
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:46,165
your uncle meant by
"a new Kryptonian vessel"?

566
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:47,917
I don't know.

567
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,229
Well, I guess we could listen
to some more of my uncle...

568
00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:51,773
- [Jessica] I was just curious.
- No way.

569
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,089
[Batgirl] Guys.

570
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,382
Diana's not answering.

571
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,469
Hey, what's going on?

572
00:27:58,553 --> 00:28:00,555
I thought this was
supposed to be a crossover.

573
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:01,973
Not that I'm complaining,

574
00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,100
but we haven't done anything here.

575
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,935
While I am enjoying the escapades

576
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,521
of the heroes
that are both girls and super,

577
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:12,316
I do not see any evidence
of the crossing or the over.

578
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,944
Yeah, and what's the big deal
about this crossover anyway?

579
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,530
We already met the Super Hero Girls
a bunch of times.

580
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,615
Youse were even there
one time, you remembers?

581
00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,617
That was on your show, you clowns.

582
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:24,704
And while your show plays fast
and loose with internal logic,

583
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,455
throws continuity out its window,

584
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:29,625
and chooses poop jokes
over actual story,

585
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,879
their show maintains
a coherent, cohesive narrative.

586
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:35,506
Yeah, but how are their ratings?

587
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,676
- Meh.
- [gasps] Wait a minute.

588
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:39,760
That's it.

589
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,971
We're not glomming onto
their popularity.

590
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,514
They're glomming on to ours.

591
00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:44,515
[all gasp]

592
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,642
I's, I's don't knows what to says.

593
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:47,977
I feel so,

594
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,896
so used right now.

595
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:51,397
Indeed.

596
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,357
Much like the bauble
that Beast Boy for used

597
00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:54,859
for the propping up of the TV.

598
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,111
I too am feeling wedged into something,

599
00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:58,779
to which I do not belong.

600
00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:01,866
With the assigned, expressed
purpose of holding it up.

601
00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:04,744
This stinks, Control Freak.

602
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,454
Oh, come now, Robin.

603
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:07,639
I thought you'd be flattered

604
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,248
by how much they think of your funny,

605
00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:11,500
action-packed, popular show.

606
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,794
Oh. Well, you flatter us.

607
00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:15,630
It is pretty... Hey!

608
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,465
You can't blow me off with compliments.

609
00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:19,675
Yeah. I mean, if you don't
give us this event,

610
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,111
at least you can give us something.

611
00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:22,470
Like a song, yo.

612
00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:23,804
Break it down, Cy.

613
00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:27,558
<i>You say you got us
In this crossover thang</i>

614
00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:31,145
<i>But this ain't how it's supposed to go</i>

615
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,397
<i>It ain't supposed to be like this, y'all</i>

616
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:36,609
<i>Where's the part where we
Meet the other team</i>

617
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,527
<i>And then laughing</i>

618
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,947
<i>And the dumb misunderstandings</i>

619
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:43,866
<i>-That bring us to blows
-Oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

620
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,327
<i>-Don't crossover my heart
-Don't do it</i>

621
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,621
<i>Don't crossover my heart</i>

622
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,498
<i>We must find the compare and contrast</i>

623
00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:53,250
<i>-To our counterparts
-Yeah</i>

624
00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,795
<i>Don't forget the obligatory romance</i>

625
00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:58,005
<i>-Between two crossed hearts
-Don't push it, Rob</i>

626
00:29:58,339 --> 00:30:00,675
<i>Don't crossover my heart</i>

627
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,551
<i>Don't crossover</i>

628
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:03,795
[Control Freak screams] Stop!

629
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,501
And you wonder why you're not
featured in this event more.

630
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:07,598
[scoffs]

631
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:14,522
My trap has been set.

632
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,147
Any remaining heroes
who oppose me will be crushed.

633
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,193
But what of the Kryptonian?

634
00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:22,446
Look, I haven't forgotten your request.

635
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:26,200
Perhaps I'll honor it. If it suits me.

636
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:29,203
[dramatic music playing]

637
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,830
And it does suit me.

638
00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:33,165
The Kryptonian you require
will arrive shortly.

639
00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:38,546
[cracks]

640
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:44,427
The Legion's evil is making me stronger
by the second.

641
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,429
Soon, I shall be free.

642
00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:52,309
I don't see any sign of Diana up here.

643
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,937
I'm coming up empty too.

644
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:56,731
Ugh, we better regroup.

645
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:59,108
So the last any of us heard from her was

646
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,609
that group text from an hour ago.

647
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,445
Right!

648
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:03,988
The one that just said, "I'm in"?

649
00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:05,698
Yeah, but in what?

650
00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:07,437
Actually, looking at this again,

651
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,160
I think the real question might be,

652
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,955
who are all these other numbers
she included on that text?

653
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:15,624
I just assumed it was another one
of Diana's tech goofs,

654
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,918
because I don't
recognize any of the numbers.

655
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,002
[Supergirl] I do.

656
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,212
This is Clark's.

657
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,548
And this one comes up as Jon Stewart.

658
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:26,635
Batman's emergency line is here too.

659
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:30,306
So, maybe including these other numbers

660
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:31,849
wasn't a mistake.

661
00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:34,602
But including ours was.

662
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,646
And when Diana said "I'm in",

663
00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:38,898
she meant...

664
00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:40,524
In the Justice League.

665
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:43,652
Just curious.

666
00:31:43,736 --> 00:31:45,112
That would make this last number

667
00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:46,405
Aquaman's, right? [Giggles]

668
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,202
[dramatic music playing]

669
00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:54,246
Batman's traced the amulet's radiation
signature to this swamp.

670
00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:56,016
<i>We should be closing in
on the Legion's headquarters</i>

671
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,040
<i>any second now.</i>

672
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,210
Ah, about time, man.

673
00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:00,729
That dude can build anything
with that ring.

674
00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:03,005
Try a little lumbar support
next time. Am I right?

675
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:06,801
Oh, okay. Another serious one, huh?

676
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:07,843
I am sorry?

677
00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:09,136
No, no, it's cool.

678
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:11,806
Just between Sergeant Green-never-grin,

679
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:13,974
Dracula man and the Ego Scout,

680
00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:16,519
[whispering] this team's got
the personality of a sea sponge.

681
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:20,022
I do not know this
Sergeant Green-never grin.

682
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:22,983
[chuckles] All right.

683
00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,444
Well, none of these guys
has a sense of humor.

684
00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:27,714
[Superman over radio] <i>All right, team.
Let's go over the plan.</i>

685
00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,406
Superman will lead the direct strike.

686
00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:31,242
While Batman uses the distraction

687
00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:32,868
to sneak in and steal the amulet.

688
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:36,539
[muttering]

689
00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:38,749
I'm gonna be honest here,

690
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,751
I am not completely sure
what he just said,

691
00:32:40,835 --> 00:32:42,461
but I think it had something to do with

692
00:32:42,545 --> 00:32:44,797
using the amulet
to free the other dudes?

693
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,173
[muttering]

694
00:32:46,257 --> 00:32:47,817
All right, and then destroy the amulet.

695
00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,009
[laughs] Right.

696
00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:50,373
Is it just me, or is anyone else

697
00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:51,947
having trouble understanding
the bat guy?

698
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,571
'Cause I'd be surprised
if it was just me

699
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,307
'cause I can understand jellyfish.

700
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,077
[Superman over the radio] <i>Got a visual.</i>

701
00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:58,978
[dramatic music playing]

702
00:33:00,938 --> 00:33:02,773
<i>And it looks like everyone's home.</i>

703
00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:05,651
[explosion]

704
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,194
Game's over, Luthor.

705
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,250
[shatters]

706
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,710
Yep, it's a phony.

707
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,795
Just something I whipped up
to get your attention.

708
00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:27,047
I call it a trans-thermal transmitter,

709
00:33:27,131 --> 00:33:28,924
but you can call it a trap.

710
00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:34,430
[metal clanks]

711
00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:38,601
And you were
supposed to be the smart one.

712
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:39,684
All right, team.

713
00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,605
[dramatic music playing]

714
00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:43,731
This shouldn't take long.

715
00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:46,441
[grunts]

716
00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:51,738
Huh?

717
00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:56,827
- [Wonder Woman grunts]
- [growling]

718
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:57,953
Uh.

719
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:04,001
[suspenseful music playing]

720
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:05,668
[Diana] Huh?

721
00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:07,754
Holograms?

722
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,733
- What have you...
- [Superman] Okay, be cool.

723
00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:11,759
We may have walked into...
[grunts]

724
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,264
Whatever that thing is,

725
00:34:17,348 --> 00:34:18,788
- it's made of...
- [Luthor] Kryptonite.

726
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:23,979
[cackling]

727
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,277
I have what I need. Dispose of the rest.

728
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,073
Stand strong, League!

729
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,006
Hey!

730
00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:53,175
That's not cool, man.

731
00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,599
So not cool, man.

732
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:08,524
[giggling] Where are your
little friends?

733
00:35:08,816 --> 00:35:10,776
This won't be the same without them.

734
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:12,569
They're no threat to us now.

735
00:35:12,653 --> 00:35:15,906
Especially without their
precious captain.

736
00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:19,410
Hold up! This one's mine.

737
00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:20,995
[both grunting]

738
00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:23,372
[grunts] Harley Quinn?

739
00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:25,958
- I will not spare...
- Ah, zip it would ya?

740
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,710
- [grunts]
- [Diana] What is this?

741
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,295
- [hinges creaking]
- [exhales]

742
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,046
These guys are out of control,

743
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:32,881
and they're getting eviler
by the second.

744
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,609
You need to get Babs
and your pals together

745
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:35,634
and save the day,

746
00:35:35,718 --> 00:35:37,594
like you jerks always do.

747
00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:41,598
Harleen, I am afraid that is unlikely.

748
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:42,933
For you see, I have...

749
00:35:43,017 --> 00:35:46,103
Ain't that something. I don't care, go.

750
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,147
- But...
- [door slams]

751
00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:51,191
Uh... Ra-koom!

752
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:57,698
Uh, welp, add another one
to the old Phantom Zone.

753
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,242
[exclaims]

754
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:12,046
So, I take it things aren't
going well on the other side.

755
00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:14,816
I can't believe the Legion of Doom

756
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,675
took out a team
of heavy hitters like you.

757
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,278
I can't believe you formed your own team

758
00:36:18,302 --> 00:36:20,429
and didn't call it, "Super Friends."

759
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,889
[scoffs] Told you.

760
00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:25,017
And I can't believe
you didn't ask Hal Jordan

761
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,519
to be your Green Lantern. I mean, Jon,

762
00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:29,229
you're cool and all, but...

763
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,358
[whines] Come on!

764
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,319
Hal Jordan!

765
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:37,529
Unbelievable.

766
00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:38,989
She sold us out.

767
00:36:39,073 --> 00:36:40,866
Look, we're all mad at Diana,

768
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,951
but we have to trust her decision.

769
00:36:43,077 --> 00:36:44,244
Tell 'em, Jess.

770
00:36:44,328 --> 00:36:47,664
Honestly, right now, I don't know.

771
00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:50,334
All my life, people have been
selling me short.

772
00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:52,461
But, Diana?

773
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,255
I'm sure she's got
the team's best interests at heart.

774
00:36:55,339 --> 00:36:56,799
Face it, Babs.

775
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,133
She dumped us.

776
00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:02,054
No, she loves us more than anything.

777
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,448
I mean, after what she went through,

778
00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:04,792
with me and Harley Quinn alone...

779
00:37:04,932 --> 00:37:06,392
[grunting]

780
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,894
What about you and Harley?

781
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:11,313
Oh, did I not mention

782
00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:13,107
Harley Quinn and Harleen Quinzel

783
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:14,733
are actually one in the same?

784
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:16,527
I mean, saying the names together,

785
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:18,404
it's kind of obvious,
so you probably already

786
00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:19,988
figured it out. Right?

787
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,116
You and Diana knew

788
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:24,827
your bestie was a super villain
and you didn't tell us?

789
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,329
Technically, ex-bestie.

790
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,124
She threw me off a train, Barbara!

791
00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,544
- [Jessica] Zee?
- [gasps]

792
00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:36,755
Babs, I... [sighs]

793
00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:37,840
Forget it.

794
00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:39,258
I quit.

795
00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:41,468
Yup, me too.

796
00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:43,679
What do we do?

797
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,139
What is there to do?

798
00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:47,224
The League is handling the bad guys,

799
00:37:47,975 --> 00:37:49,935
so, I guess...

800
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,229
We go home.

801
00:37:57,276 --> 00:37:59,653
<i>Good evening. Lex Luthor here.</i>

802
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,572
<i>You know me
as the entrepreneurial genius</i>

803
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:02,990
<i>who built a billion-dollar empire</i>

804
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:03,907
<i>with nothing more than his</i>

805
00:38:03,991 --> 00:38:06,410
<i>preternatural savvy
and indomitable drive.</i>

806
00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:08,787
Today, I am allowing
these gifts to serve

807
00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:10,330
a much higher purpose.

808
00:38:10,414 --> 00:38:13,125
But first, I'd like to introduce
you to some friends of mine.

809
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:16,086
The Legion of Doom.

810
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,547
[all gasping]

811
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:19,548
<i>I know, I know.</i>

812
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,049
<i>Pretty cool name. Am I right?</i>

813
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,427
Anyway, about my new higher purpose.

814
00:38:23,886 --> 00:38:25,012
I, Lex Luthor

815
00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:26,513
<i>and my Legion ofDoom,</i>

816
00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:29,391
<i>are going to take over the world.</i>

817
00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:32,561
<i>"You're saying, "Come on, Lex.</i>

818
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,354
<i>How are you going
to take over the world?"</i>

819
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:35,813
<i>Simple.</i>

820
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,318
<i>You're gonna give it to us.</i>

821
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:41,653
<i>Cast your eyes skyward, folks.</i>

822
00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:44,448
[machine whirring]

823
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:50,662
All right, Cythonna,
show us what you can really do.

824
00:39:01,924 --> 00:39:03,258
[people murmuring]

825
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:08,430
<i>So, this is when I say,</i>

826
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,891
<i>you have 24 hours to meet our demands.</i>

827
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,059
[crowd gasping]

828
00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:14,478
Oh, my gosh. I forgot the best part.

829
00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:16,730
Don't look for any clowns in tights
to save you.

830
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:18,106
We've gotten rid of them all.

831
00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:20,359
Well, the important ones, anyway.

832
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,319
[all laughing]

833
00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:25,072
You now have 23 hours and 59 minutes.

834
00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:33,497
Since when you become
the brooding type of bat?

835
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,791
[growls] You picked the wrong time
to mess with...

836
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,041
Harleen?

837
00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,961
- Where is the...
- Jester get-up?

838
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:40,546
Ah, taking a break.

839
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:44,466
Turns out I'm a big fan
of causing chaos,

840
00:39:44,675 --> 00:39:46,343
but destroying the world?

841
00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:47,928
Eh, not so much.

842
00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:49,429
You quit the Legion?

843
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:52,099
Does this mean
you're not a bad guy anymore?

844
00:39:52,224 --> 00:39:54,726
Let's just say, I'm taking a sabbatical.

845
00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:55,977
Really?

846
00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:58,605
Well, you couldn't have
quit at a better time.

847
00:39:58,814 --> 00:40:01,494
A group of A-list heroes like
Wonder Woman is about to kick their...

848
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:02,651
What?

849
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,278
You don't know, do you?

850
00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:05,237
Know what?

851
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,073
Eesh, Babs! Current events much?

852
00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:09,824
[cell phone ringing]

853
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,453
[Karen] <i>Babs, emergency
at the junkyard. Hurry!</i>

854
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:19,876
Bumblebee, I'm here.

855
00:40:20,002 --> 00:40:21,044
Where are you?

856
00:40:21,128 --> 00:40:22,546
Bumblebee, are you okay?

857
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:26,758
Hmph!

858
00:40:27,718 --> 00:40:29,344
You got Bumblebee's distress call too?

859
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:30,721
[sighs] Harley Quinn.

860
00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:32,723
What did you do with her?

861
00:40:32,806 --> 00:40:34,600
Hold up, Zee. She's with me.

862
00:40:34,725 --> 00:40:37,060
And that changes what exactly, Babs?

863
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:39,396
Whoa, easy! For once,

864
00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,773
this girl's not with anybody.

865
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:43,609
Even less reason to trust you.

866
00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:45,068
Quit arguing!

867
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,695
We've got to find Bumblebee.

868
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:47,904
[Bumblebee] I'm right here.

869
00:40:47,988 --> 00:40:49,615
I faked an emergency call.

870
00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:51,450
- Wait. What?
- [Zatanna] So not cool.

871
00:40:51,742 --> 00:40:53,994
Because we got to talk.

872
00:40:54,328 --> 00:40:55,245
Look.

873
00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:58,206
I know we have different ideas of what
being a superhero means,

874
00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:00,542
and honestly, that's what makes us...

875
00:41:01,001 --> 00:41:02,961
made us, such a good team.

876
00:41:04,296 --> 00:41:06,089
But what made us a great team

877
00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:07,382
is that we always agreed

878
00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:09,384
on the one thing a superhero isn't.

879
00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,093
Selfish.

880
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:17,059
We've been putting our own issues
ahead of the greater good.

881
00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:20,020
Whether it's a big shadow
only you can see,

882
00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:22,731
or questioning the virtue
of someone you love,

883
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,233
or questioning the virtue in yourself.

884
00:41:25,859 --> 00:41:27,444
Or maybe you're just afraid

885
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:29,404
to tell your friends
to be quiet and listen

886
00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:31,156
when they're making a huge mistake.

887
00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:34,034
Well, it's time to get over ourselves.

888
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,244
So, be quiet and listen!

889
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:38,872
The League may have made a big mistake

890
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,666
by underestimating the Legion of Doom.

891
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:43,251
But by claiming victory
without even considering us,

892
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:45,337
the bad guys made
an even bigger mistake.

893
00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:48,840
They underestimated
the Super Hero Girls.

894
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,676
Time to kick some Legion butt.

895
00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:51,802
[all] Yeah.

896
00:41:52,094 --> 00:41:53,762
[Harley] A word of advice.

897
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,889
If you're planning to storm
the Hall of Doom,

898
00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:57,307
bring hand towels.

899
00:41:57,557 --> 00:41:59,393
The restroom dryers are the pits!

900
00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:01,353
Wait. Harleen.

901
00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:02,604
You're not going to help?

902
00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:05,232
I said I didn't want
to destroy the world.

903
00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:07,609
Never said nothing about saving it.

904
00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:10,112
[sighs] Forget her.

905
00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:11,321
We got work to do.

906
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:13,323
First, we got to get our leader back.

907
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:14,866
Now, just a minute.

908
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,535
She made a mistake, Kara.

909
00:42:16,618 --> 00:42:17,618
One mistake.

910
00:42:17,786 --> 00:42:20,080
How many of yours has she let slide?

911
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:22,833
Let's go get her.

912
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,502
But how? Isn't she in the Phantom Zone?

913
00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:26,795
Seriously?

914
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,773
Have any of you been checking
your phones, at all?

915
00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:30,316
- We've had a lot going on.
- Lost my charger.

916
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,092
Only to check the fashion month feed.

917
00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:33,676
[sighs]

918
00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:37,597
<i>My beloved sisters.</i>

919
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:39,266
<i>I have wronged you.</i>

920
00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:41,685
I mean, it's cool she figured out
how to send a video,

921
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,163
but you think she'd have realized
her thumb was covering the scree...

922
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,564
Babs, listen.

923
00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,816
[sighs] <i>I know now,</i>

924
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,526
<i>that in trying to protect you,</i>

925
00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:51,778
<i>I only hurt you, deeply.</i>

926
00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:57,242
And because of this failure,

927
00:42:57,409 --> 00:43:00,120
I have humbly returned
to Themyscira, Mother.

928
00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:02,414
There is a first for everything.

929
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:05,167
You of all people know
this is not my first failure,

930
00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:07,961
but it is my greatest.

931
00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,422
I was referring to your tears.

932
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:13,550
I cannot recall
ever seeing you cry, my child.

933
00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:14,675
[Diana grunts]

934
00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:17,888
As your mother,
I did everything in my power

935
00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:20,557
to ensure failure never befall you.

936
00:43:20,682 --> 00:43:22,392
I know, Mother. Thank you.

937
00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:25,854
However, the one lesson I never taught

938
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,939
was what to do when it does.

939
00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:30,317
We all fail, Diana.

940
00:43:30,692 --> 00:43:32,360
And that was my failure.

941
00:43:32,611 --> 00:43:35,280
One we will now rectify.

942
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,406
We?

943
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:39,785
Lucky for you, we're all really familiar
with screwing up.

944
00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:42,496
Yeah, we can give you the crash course.

945
00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:43,789
[all shouting]

946
00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,876
[sighs] We'll take it from here, Poly.

947
00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:50,712
Sisters.

948
00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:52,589
You are here. I thought you...

949
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:53,590
Broke up?

950
00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:54,673
We did.

951
00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:56,843
But Karen had a really inspiring speech.

952
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,678
Ooh, do the speech thing again, Karen.

953
00:43:58,762 --> 00:44:00,972
It was more of an in-the-moment thing.

954
00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,183
But we did watch your thumb apology.

955
00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:04,726
And thanks to Jess' ring,

956
00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:06,686
we got here a lot faster
than your row-boat.

957
00:44:06,937 --> 00:44:09,397
Now, come on.
There's no more time for hugs.

958
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:12,484
Well, maybe one more.

959
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:13,985
[all chuckling]

960
00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:15,612
All right. Diana,

961
00:44:15,779 --> 00:44:17,030
let's save the world.

962
00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:18,740
You still trust me to lead you?

963
00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:20,492
More than ever, D.

964
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:32,003
With no other option,

965
00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:35,507
the United Council of Nations
cedes its power

966
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,217
to the Legion of Doom.

967
00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:38,593
[all cheering]

968
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:42,097
We make a good team.

969
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,391
Not bad for a Kryptonian.

970
00:44:45,267 --> 00:44:46,351
What?

971
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,979
I think we're past any delusions

972
00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:52,983
of this being an actual partnership,
aren't we, Alexander?

973
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:54,651
[sighs] What on earth are you...

974
00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:55,902
Stop talking.

975
00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:02,200
With my power near its peak,
it's time you assume the role

976
00:45:02,284 --> 00:45:04,536
I'd always intended for you
and your Legion.

977
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,246
Servitude.

978
00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:08,665
I await your command, Cythonna.

979
00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:10,584
Funny thing is,

980
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:14,588
you've been serving me since the moment
you touched my amulet.

981
00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:18,800
You were just too blinded by your own
greed and ambition to realize it.

982
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:20,384
So blind.

983
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,095
What will you have me do?

984
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,472
Ugh! I shall soon be free.

985
00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:26,975
I want to see my new Kryptonian body.

986
00:45:37,277 --> 00:45:38,653
What was that?

987
00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:39,737
The Kryptonian.

988
00:45:39,821 --> 00:45:40,739
Just like...

989
00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:41,822
I told you,

990
00:45:41,865 --> 00:45:44,784
I needed the world's
strongest Kryptonian.

991
00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:45,911
That was.

992
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,288
Wait. You mean...

993
00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:51,541
Unlike that one,
Kara's strength is yet to peak.

994
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:54,044
Her strong will alone
makes her far more suitable

995
00:45:54,127 --> 00:45:56,671
for divinity than this useless thing.

996
00:45:58,590 --> 00:45:59,590
Wait!

997
00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:01,718
He may not be completely useless.

998
00:46:05,597 --> 00:46:09,267
Our only chance is to catch the Legion
off guard with a surprise offensive.

999
00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:11,394
Like going by these schematics
Batman gave you,

1000
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:13,271
I don't see any way to sneak in.

1001
00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:15,273
But maybe we could sneak out.

1002
00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:21,655
Hey, what gives? It's empty.

1003
00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:22,781
Sorry.

1004
00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:24,425
I downloaded the data
to figure out a way

1005
00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:26,493
to get to the Phantom Zone
and rescue our friends.

1006
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:29,788
You mean, you think you can create
our own dimensional portal?

1007
00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:30,871
Exactly.

1008
00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:33,249
But now I'm thinking we can create
something even better.

1009
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,293
Whoa! A dimensional water slide?

1010
00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:39,047
So, we know Cythonna's magic has
unlimited access to the Phantom Zone,

1011
00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:40,924
which makes the amulet like a hub.

1012
00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:42,050
Theoretically speaking,

1013
00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,819
it correlates with what
quantum physicists call

1014
00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:45,345
a Hamiltonian density matrix.

1015
00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:46,429
Here, look.

1016
00:46:46,596 --> 00:46:49,432
Bottom line, a way in is a way out.

1017
00:46:49,641 --> 00:46:51,518
Wait. I see what Karen's thinking.

1018
00:46:51,768 --> 00:46:53,979
You figure out a way to travel
to the Phantom Zone,

1019
00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:55,062
grab our friends,

1020
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:56,856
but then come back through the amulet.

1021
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,192
Which would put us smack-dab
in the middle of

1022
00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,694
the Hall of Doom.

1023
00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:03,238
With all of the heroes in full force.

1024
00:47:03,405 --> 00:47:05,240
Talk about a sneak attack.

1025
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:06,866
Do you really think you could do it?

1026
00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:09,077
No, but you can.

1027
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,203
Uh, come again?

1028
00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:12,372
I can figure out how to navigate
through dimensions

1029
00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:13,577
but without the right tech,

1030
00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,917
we have to travel the same way
Cythonna does.

1031
00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:17,293
With magic.

1032
00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:20,338
Well, why didn't you say so?
I'm your girl.

1033
00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:22,757
[Bumblebee] Dark magic.

1034
00:47:23,008 --> 00:47:25,593
Oh, dark... [chuckles nervously]

1035
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,304
Yeah, I mean, I guess.

1036
00:47:28,805 --> 00:47:30,056
[Cythonna whispering] <i>Kara.</i>

1037
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,018
[Cythonna whispering] <i>Kara Zor-El.</i>

1038
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,645
[Cythonna] Kara Zor-El of Krypton.

1039
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:44,696
Cythonna.

1040
00:47:44,988 --> 00:47:48,074
I apologize if I interrupted you
and your friends

1041
00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:51,327
planning what promises to be
an adorable yet futile attack.

1042
00:47:51,661 --> 00:47:52,704
What do you want?

1043
00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:55,790
Simple. I want you to come get...

1044
00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:57,250
Him.

1045
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,418
Kal. No!

1046
00:47:58,501 --> 00:47:59,502
[Cythonna] Want him?

1047
00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:01,546
Come get him.

1048
00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:05,008
Goddess or not, I swear I will beat you.

1049
00:48:05,675 --> 00:48:07,177
Kara.

1050
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:08,970
Kara, are you okay?

1051
00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:11,139
Listen, Diana,
you go rescue our friends.

1052
00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,016
I need to face Cythonna.

1053
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,351
What? Kara, I must insist...

1054
00:48:15,435 --> 00:48:17,812
I know. I know. You think
I'm being my bullheaded self,

1055
00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:19,773
and I am.

1056
00:48:19,856 --> 00:48:21,816
But they have Clark.

1057
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:22,984
- Then we should...
- Diana,

1058
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:26,404
I am asking you to trust me now.

1059
00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:32,118
[computer trilling, beeping]

1060
00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:34,370
[Bumblebee] Okay. I think
we're ready to go.

1061
00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:37,832
- Where's Kara?
- Supergirl will meet us there.

1062
00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:40,460
Trust she knows
what she's doing, sisters.

1063
00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:41,585
I do.

1064
00:48:41,753 --> 00:48:43,088
Now, let us away.

1065
00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:46,299
All aboard The Phantom Zone Express.

1066
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:47,424
Bubble us up, Jess.

1067
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:53,973
Okay, Zee. Go time.

1068
00:48:54,057 --> 00:48:57,685
All right. Dark, creepy and often
uncontrollable magic coming up.

1069
00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:58,770
It's okay, Zee.

1070
00:48:58,853 --> 00:48:59,896
You got this.

1071
00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:02,982
[indistinct muttering]

1072
00:49:06,903 --> 00:49:08,530
[all screaming]

1073
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:13,910
I never thought I would say this, but,

1074
00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:17,163
burritos for lunch was a horrible idea.

1075
00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:21,042
Zee, each off-shoot tunnel is a gateway
to a different dimension.

1076
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:23,128
The Phantom Zone is coming up.

1077
00:49:23,211 --> 00:49:24,838
Now, make sure you...

1078
00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:26,243
[Dark Zee] <i>You're gonna blow it.</i>

1079
00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:28,174
Stop it. Stop.

1080
00:49:28,508 --> 00:49:30,927
I can do this. I can.

1081
00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,679
You don't seem so sure of yourself.

1082
00:49:32,762 --> 00:49:34,180
How can you be sure of anything

1083
00:49:34,264 --> 00:49:35,658
when you're not even sure
of who you are?

1084
00:49:35,682 --> 00:49:37,267
You're nothing. A nobody.

1085
00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:38,226
No one loves you.

1086
00:49:38,351 --> 00:49:39,686
- You are a freak.
- A phoney.

1087
00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:40,812
A monster.

1088
00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:42,564
No wonder your mom left.

1089
00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:44,023
[shouting] Stop it.

1090
00:49:45,275 --> 00:49:46,651
[all screaming]

1091
00:49:50,363 --> 00:49:52,073
Did I do it?

1092
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:55,160
I'm not sure, but I think so.

1093
00:49:55,952 --> 00:49:57,620
Sisters, at the ready.

1094
00:49:58,413 --> 00:50:01,166
Weird. Awfully bright
for a Phantom Zone.

1095
00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:06,254
Are we sure
we're in the right dimension?

1096
00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,257
No, I'm not sure.

1097
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:11,050
The dark magic...

1098
00:50:11,259 --> 00:50:12,427
It's okay, Zee.

1099
00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:15,722
I mean, we don't know
that this isn't the Phantom Zone.

1100
00:50:16,097 --> 00:50:17,473
Yeah, of course it is.

1101
00:50:17,724 --> 00:50:19,809
Now, let's find the other heroes.

1102
00:50:20,143 --> 00:50:21,603
Uh, I see heroes,

1103
00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:24,480
but I don't think they're the ones
we're looking for.

1104
00:50:26,191 --> 00:50:27,942
BB, you seeing what I'm seeing?

1105
00:50:29,402 --> 00:50:31,529
It's the Super Hero Girls, yo.

1106
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:38,286
Oh, yes, the team
I wish to be the member of,

1107
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:42,790
but refuse to say as such so as to spare
the feelings of my current team.

1108
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:50,256
We actually have a door, but whatever.

1109
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:55,303
Oh, come on.
This literally happened yesterday.

1110
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:59,265
You mean, we've already been
crossed over and no one told us?

1111
00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:02,227
Well, the hits just keep on coming.

1112
00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:03,937
Just watch.

1113
00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:05,855
You'll play a very important role

1114
00:51:06,022 --> 00:51:07,190
in this story before its end.

1115
00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:09,067
Trust me! [Chuckles]

1116
00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:11,276
Hmm.

1117
00:51:11,319 --> 00:51:13,655
We apologize, but do we know you?

1118
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:15,156
[laughs]

1119
00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:16,699
Good one, Wonder lady.

1120
00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:18,618
I didn't realize you were the funny one.

1121
00:51:18,701 --> 00:51:20,578
It's like you're the 'me' of your team.

1122
00:51:20,662 --> 00:51:22,622
Come on, guys. It's us.

1123
00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:24,249
The Teen Titans.

1124
00:51:24,374 --> 00:51:26,000
You mean, the tween titans.

1125
00:51:26,376 --> 00:51:27,752
Didn't we babysit you once?

1126
00:51:27,961 --> 00:51:28,961
"Babysit"?

1127
00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:32,048
Do I in any way look like a baby to you?

1128
00:51:33,633 --> 00:51:34,717
[Beast Boy] Oh, I gets it.

1129
00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:36,427
They are good enough for our show,

1130
00:51:36,511 --> 00:51:38,221
but the moments we shows up
in their thing,

1131
00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:40,056
it's all like, "What's going on?

1132
00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:41,182
Who's are you?"

1133
00:51:41,307 --> 00:51:42,307
Hey, that's right!

1134
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:43,893
Continuity snobs.

1135
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:46,354
Guys, I think I know what's going on.

1136
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:49,691
We've ended up in some kind
of parallel universe.

1137
00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:52,110
One that's similar to ours.

1138
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,696
But with way larger heads.

1139
00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:56,239
And hands.

1140
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:57,699
Our hands are very large too

1141
00:51:59,242 --> 00:52:00,743
So I guess I did mess up.

1142
00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:05,456
As fellow heroes, you can appreciate
the gravity of our mission,

1143
00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:08,751
for we face a crisis
of catastrophic proportions.

1144
00:52:08,835 --> 00:52:10,712
[giggling]

1145
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,922
Forgive us if we seem underwhelmed

1146
00:52:13,089 --> 00:52:15,717
but we eat crises of
catastrophic proportions

1147
00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:17,010
for breakfast.

1148
00:52:17,093 --> 00:52:19,804
They're called jalapeño waffle bombs,
yo. Ha-ha!

1149
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:22,557
Okay, Super Hero Girls, we'll help you.

1150
00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:25,101
Really, we just need a couple
of spare computer parts.

1151
00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:26,853
But I'm only saying this once.

1152
00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:28,730
My world. My rules.

1153
00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:30,189
I call the shots.

1154
00:52:30,273 --> 00:52:32,150
I say jump, you say, "I already did

1155
00:52:32,275 --> 00:52:34,652
because I'm so in tune
with your amazing leadership skills,

1156
00:52:34,736 --> 00:52:37,089
I knew what you were going to ask me
before you could even ask it."

1157
00:52:37,113 --> 00:52:39,157
[inhales deeply] Are we clear?

1158
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:40,450
Oh, wow.

1159
00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,327
Is it possible that
you're even more annoying

1160
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:43,786
than the Robin in my universe?

1161
00:52:51,169 --> 00:52:52,313
I'm pretty sure I can fix it.

1162
00:52:52,337 --> 00:52:53,212
True. True.

1163
00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:54,547
But let me hit you with this.

1164
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:57,091
Why fix when you can upgrade?

1165
00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:58,843
Because I only need to...

1166
00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:00,178
Picture it, other BB.

1167
00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:03,806
This baby, with its own ultra TK
mega library of video games.

1168
00:53:03,973 --> 00:53:05,558
A taquito warming drawer.

1169
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:06,683
Racing stripes.

1170
00:53:06,893 --> 00:53:09,103
Why would a computer
need racing stripes?

1171
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:12,190
A computer would not need
racing stripes.

1172
00:53:12,357 --> 00:53:15,109
But a remote control
funnel cake deep-fryer would.

1173
00:53:15,276 --> 00:53:16,276
No way.

1174
00:53:18,613 --> 00:53:19,739
Any animal?

1175
00:53:19,906 --> 00:53:20,906
Mmm-hmm.

1176
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,617
How about a fairy armadillo?

1177
00:53:24,035 --> 00:53:25,161
Oh, an aye-aye.

1178
00:53:25,244 --> 00:53:26,621
Aye. Aye.

1179
00:53:26,829 --> 00:53:27,663
Ooh!

1180
00:53:27,789 --> 00:53:28,789
A Chengdu yak.

1181
00:53:29,207 --> 00:53:31,459
Ooh! Does this mean
you have four stomachs?

1182
00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:32,584
I don't knows.

1183
00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:33,627
Let's find out.

1184
00:53:42,470 --> 00:53:43,304
[gasps]

1185
00:53:43,429 --> 00:53:44,263
[stomach rumbling]

1186
00:53:44,347 --> 00:53:45,973
[groans] That's not sitting right.

1187
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:47,975
Ah, better.

1188
00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:48,893
Hold up!

1189
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,060
[stomach rumbling]

1190
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:52,688
[sighs in relief]

1191
00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:54,482
Uh-oh. Here comes number three.

1192
00:53:54,607 --> 00:53:55,608
[shrieking]

1193
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,610
How is it getting worse each time?

1194
00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:58,736
[pants]

1195
00:53:58,820 --> 00:53:59,820
[sighs in relief]

1196
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:00,738
[stomach rumbling]

1197
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:01,905
Last one.

1198
00:54:02,407 --> 00:54:03,407
[groans]

1199
00:54:03,825 --> 00:54:04,909
[sighs in relief]

1200
00:54:05,493 --> 00:54:06,911
Four stomachs in the house.

1201
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,121
[stomach rumbling]

1202
00:54:08,204 --> 00:54:10,373
I got to go to the little yak's room.

1203
00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:14,084
[shrieks]

1204
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:17,922
Oh, hey, Starfire.

1205
00:54:18,548 --> 00:54:21,551
You guys sure do
things differently here.

1206
00:54:21,634 --> 00:54:24,303
I, too, was a comer
to the newness of this world

1207
00:54:24,387 --> 00:54:26,889
on a day that was
not long from this one.

1208
00:54:26,973 --> 00:54:28,558
Bet that took getting used to.

1209
00:54:28,641 --> 00:54:30,810
Permit me to give the piece of advice?

1210
00:54:30,977 --> 00:54:32,186
Sure, let's hear it.

1211
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:35,523
[whispering] Despite the deliciousness
of their appearance,

1212
00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:38,776
cats may not be ingested.

1213
00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:45,199
Oh. Uh, thank you, Starfire.

1214
00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:46,701
Good to know.

1215
00:54:48,119 --> 00:54:49,745
Yeah, my team would
pretty much follow me

1216
00:54:49,829 --> 00:54:50,872
to the end of the Earth.

1217
00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:51,998
I mean, it's not like

1218
00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:54,041
being a better team leader
is a competition.

1219
00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:56,544
It's just, well, if it were,
I'd probably win.

1220
00:54:56,669 --> 00:54:58,171
And, if this mug is to be believed,

1221
00:54:58,254 --> 00:54:59,589
I already have.

1222
00:55:00,423 --> 00:55:02,216
You bought that yourself, didn't you?

1223
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:04,051
[chuckles nervously] What? No!

1224
00:55:04,469 --> 00:55:08,347
Sheesh! Sounds like someone's got
a little mug envy.

1225
00:55:08,431 --> 00:55:09,932
Well, I have no mug,

1226
00:55:10,016 --> 00:55:12,143
nor any such boastful
beverage conveyance.

1227
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:15,771
I do have a lasso that can compel anyone
to tell the truth.

1228
00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:16,981
Would you like to try it?

1229
00:55:17,607 --> 00:55:18,441
[mug breaking]

1230
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:20,086
[high-pitched voice] I bought the mug.

1231
00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:25,907
You find them instantly
annoying too, huh?

1232
00:55:27,450 --> 00:55:28,450
[laughs softly]

1233
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:29,660
They're not so bad.

1234
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,998
We only have one bonehead on our team.

1235
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:35,373
Me.

1236
00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,168
It's my fault we're stuck here.

1237
00:55:38,211 --> 00:55:39,212
Messed up a spell?

1238
00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:40,379
It happens.

1239
00:55:42,465 --> 00:55:43,508
It's more than a spell.

1240
00:55:44,425 --> 00:55:45,968
There's a part of me.

1241
00:55:46,177 --> 00:55:47,261
A dark part.

1242
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,555
I've always been frightened of it.

1243
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,265
But, lately...

1244
00:55:52,642 --> 00:55:54,602
Never mind, it's complicated.

1245
00:55:56,229 --> 00:55:57,229
Yeah.

1246
00:55:57,271 --> 00:55:58,871
I wish there was some way
I could relate.

1247
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:00,733
Oh, wait. I just remembered.

1248
00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:03,277
I am Raven, daughter of Trigon,

1249
00:56:03,444 --> 00:56:06,447
demonic overlord of all he surveys.

1250
00:56:11,244 --> 00:56:12,912
[both laugh]

1251
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,168
Not bad, other BB.

1252
00:56:19,335 --> 00:56:21,587
- We did it.
- You were right.

1253
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:23,756
The racing stripes are a nice touch.

1254
00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:25,243
You two got the computer working?

1255
00:56:25,633 --> 00:56:27,385
I just need to power
the external V-drive.

1256
00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:30,721
So we'll need a AAA battery,
like the one in a TV remote.

1257
00:56:34,684 --> 00:56:36,477
[exclaiming nervously]

1258
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,521
Our universe doesn't have remotes.

1259
00:56:38,688 --> 00:56:40,189
Yeah, yeah.

1260
00:56:40,273 --> 00:56:42,358
We's control TVs with our minds.

1261
00:56:42,775 --> 00:56:43,775
[button clicks]

1262
00:56:45,695 --> 00:56:48,281
Fear not. We will find a battery...

1263
00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:50,241
Oh, yeah. <i>Battleship Bake Off!</i>

1264
00:56:50,408 --> 00:56:53,160
So, did you have a battery, or no?

1265
00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:56,080
Huh? Battery? Oh, yeah.

1266
00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:56,998
Help yourself.

1267
00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:58,457
I think I saw one in the garage.

1268
00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:00,459
Or did I see one in the foyer?

1269
00:57:00,710 --> 00:57:02,336
Ooh la-la. Fo-yay.

1270
00:57:02,503 --> 00:57:04,589
[laughs] He means fo-yur, yo.

1271
00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:06,591
Fo-yur? Where's your flair?

1272
00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:07,550
Your passion?

1273
00:57:07,675 --> 00:57:09,010
Get some culture, fool.

1274
00:57:09,135 --> 00:57:11,220
- It's pronounced fo-yur, bro.
- Nah-uh.

1275
00:57:11,304 --> 00:57:12,805
Fo-yay, all the way.

1276
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:14,473
Of course, this building comes equipped

1277
00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:17,351
with neither the fo-yur, nor the fo-yay.

1278
00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:19,895
That's really not the point now,
is it, Starfire?

1279
00:57:19,979 --> 00:57:21,397
We do so have a foyer.

1280
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,190
Wait. That's really more of a portico.

1281
00:57:23,274 --> 00:57:24,817
Do you have a battery or not?

1282
00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:26,986
Yes. You remind me of me.

1283
00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:28,738
Let's go find one.

1284
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:29,947
[objects clattering]

1285
00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:32,700
Oh, oh, no, he did not.

1286
00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:34,952
Right, let's go.

1287
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:39,915
So, Luthor,
what's the first order of business

1288
00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:42,501
as rulers of the world? [Giggles]

1289
00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:44,337
Luthor?

1290
00:57:46,005 --> 00:57:47,632
Uh, hello?

1291
00:57:47,715 --> 00:57:48,549
What's with him?

1292
00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:49,633
[crashing]

1293
00:57:53,429 --> 00:57:54,513
Where is Superman?

1294
00:57:58,309 --> 00:58:00,061
Where is Superman?

1295
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:01,270
[Giganta] Get her!

1296
00:58:03,314 --> 00:58:04,714
[Cythonna] That's enough, children.

1297
00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:09,737
Come, let's talk.

1298
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,868
You've always believed in me, yes?

1299
00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:18,162
Let's just say I heard stories.

1300
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:21,082
Then you know my essence
will soon be free,

1301
00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:25,044
and I shall require a strong,
new Kryptonian body.

1302
00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:28,255
Ain't happening.
Kal-El's coming with me.

1303
00:58:28,339 --> 00:58:33,094
Oh. And you wonder why others presume
Kal-El is superior to you,

1304
00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:36,055
when you yourself
make the same presumption.

1305
00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:39,308
Wait, you mean, you... you want me?

1306
00:58:39,809 --> 00:58:43,813
Well, I mean, I can't blame you.
I am pretty awesome.

1307
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:50,736
Join me, and together, we will show
the universe the true meaning of power.

1308
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:54,115
Yeah, that's going to be a hard pass.

1309
00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:56,117
Oh, well, in that case...

1310
00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:59,829
[ominous music playing]

1311
00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:01,956
- Kal!
- Submit...

1312
00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:03,791
- or he dies.
- [gasps]

1313
00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:06,752
I'll give you
some time to think about it.

1314
00:59:06,919 --> 00:59:08,671
[screaming]

1315
00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:09,839
[thuds]

1316
00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:11,966
No! You can't do this.

1317
00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:16,262
[sinister music playing]

1318
00:59:17,513 --> 00:59:19,515
It's not about
not having dark thoughts, Zee.

1319
00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:22,476
It's about embracing those thoughts
as part of who you are.

1320
00:59:22,768 --> 00:59:25,646
But what if I do embrace them,
and I lose control?

1321
00:59:26,105 --> 00:59:27,815
What if I hurt someone?

1322
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,650
Hmm. You might be surprised

1323
00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:31,534
what darkness can do,
if you give it a chance.

1324
00:59:31,694 --> 00:59:33,320
Out of all the infinite universes,

1325
00:59:33,404 --> 00:59:35,573
your magic just happened
to bring you here,

1326
00:59:35,656 --> 00:59:38,117
where you got a brief and
narratively convenient pep-talk

1327
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:40,703
from someone who deals
with the exact same thing.

1328
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:45,458
[creature roaring]

1329
00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:49,712
Yeesh! Who would've thunk
getting a little battery

1330
00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:51,213
would become such an epic hassle?

1331
00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:53,549
Dude, we face way epic-er hassles

1332
00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:55,885
for much smaller stakes all the time.

1333
00:59:55,968 --> 00:59:56,968
It's kind of our thing.

1334
00:59:58,137 --> 01:00:00,598
[electronic whirring]

1335
01:00:00,681 --> 01:00:04,143
Back online and ready to go.
I just hope Zee's up to it.

1336
01:00:05,895 --> 01:00:08,439
Next up, Phantom Zone.

1337
01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:13,319
You know, you might want to bring
the big guns with you on this mission.

1338
01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:16,322
Are they fighting over a remote?

1339
01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:19,784
Come on, BB. I've seen this episode.
[grunts]

1340
01:00:21,911 --> 01:00:24,580
Er, we appreciate the offer, Boy Wonder.

1341
01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:25,956
But this is our fight.

1342
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,082
No, I get it.

1343
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:29,084
It's your big adventure.

1344
01:00:29,418 --> 01:00:31,253
Bringing us along would
only upstage you.

1345
01:00:31,837 --> 01:00:35,299
I guess this is goodbye.
Thank you, Raven.

1346
01:00:42,181 --> 01:00:43,516
Bye Cy.

1347
01:00:43,641 --> 01:00:45,267
Let me know how
<i>Battleship Bake</i> Offends.

1348
01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:46,602
Peace, love and animals, yo!

1349
01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:48,062
Keep them racing stripes shiny.

1350
01:00:48,229 --> 01:00:49,480
Take me with you!

1351
01:00:50,022 --> 01:00:53,776
So long! By the way,
our adventure was in theaters.

1352
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,280
You okay, Zee?

1353
01:00:59,031 --> 01:01:00,491
Oh, I'm better than okay.

1354
01:01:00,908 --> 01:01:01,951
Whee!

1355
01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:08,999
[grunts] Kara, I told you to...

1356
01:01:09,208 --> 01:01:11,043
I know what you told me, Kal.

1357
01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:13,212
Just because you think
you're so much better than me

1358
01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:14,439
doesn't mean you can tell me...

1359
01:01:14,463 --> 01:01:17,424
I'm not better than you, Kara.
Not by a long shot.

1360
01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:23,347
Then why are you
always such a jerk to me?

1361
01:01:23,472 --> 01:01:25,307
I never told you this, but

1362
01:01:25,391 --> 01:01:28,060
when you first got here,
I was so excited.

1363
01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:31,355
I thought, finally someone else
who will understand

1364
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:33,399
just how lonely it is to be...

1365
01:01:33,482 --> 01:01:36,360
Super. You know,
saying it out loud just now...

1366
01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:39,655
Mm, it is kind of pretentious
to call ourselves that.

1367
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:41,323
You're not lonely, Kara.

1368
01:01:41,407 --> 01:01:43,742
Look at your friends. They're family.

1369
01:01:43,826 --> 01:01:46,871
Then look at mine. Ugh, Batman? Really?

1370
01:01:46,954 --> 01:01:48,998
- Dude's got serious issues.
- Wait.

1371
01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:51,542
Are you jealous of my friends?

1372
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:54,295
[sighs] I'm jealous of your strength.

1373
01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:57,590
Okay, I'm only going to say this because
you said something kind of nice, but,

1374
01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:01,510
Kal, you are way stronger than me.

1375
01:02:01,677 --> 01:02:03,429
Well, I am Superman.

1376
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:06,432
[groaning] But that's not what I mean.

1377
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,435
I was born with super strength.

1378
01:02:09,602 --> 01:02:12,605
It was handed to me. But, you,

1379
01:02:12,688 --> 01:02:15,524
your strength, your true strength

1380
01:02:15,608 --> 01:02:19,236
of character, of conviction,
you earned that on your own.

1381
01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:22,156
Way before you got anywhere
near a yellow sun.

1382
01:02:23,741 --> 01:02:25,826
Now we know there's gotta be an answer.

1383
01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:28,621
You just gotta use those noggins
right there, man.

1384
01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:30,623
You gotta use them to grab that answer.

1385
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:33,417
Seriously, man, nothing?

1386
01:02:33,626 --> 01:02:38,213
- Is it a bread box?
- Ding-ding-ding, you got it.

1387
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:41,300
Man, you're good, kid.
You are good. Whoo!

1388
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:48,974
[instrumental music playing]

1389
01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:51,310
Anyone need a lift?

1390
01:02:51,977 --> 01:02:55,189
Any second, your master
shall be set free.

1391
01:02:55,773 --> 01:02:57,858
[electronic whirring]

1392
01:03:04,657 --> 01:03:06,992
Heroes! Take them down!

1393
01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:13,874
If I had my mace...

1394
01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:15,375
[grunts]

1395
01:03:18,963 --> 01:03:19,964
Huh?

1396
01:03:20,631 --> 01:03:22,675
I shrunk it down to bring to you,

1397
01:03:22,758 --> 01:03:26,136
but totally forgot about it until
you said something. Sorry.

1398
01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:28,639
Oh, I missed you too.

1399
01:03:28,931 --> 01:03:30,140
Hey, Batman!

1400
01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:35,104
So, I know you know about the Joker,
but did you hear about me and Bane?

1401
01:03:38,232 --> 01:03:39,608
[muttering]

1402
01:03:39,692 --> 01:03:43,737
Oh, you did? Yeah? I beat him
pretty good. First try, too. Heh.

1403
01:03:43,821 --> 01:03:45,421
How'd you do against him
your first time?

1404
01:03:45,864 --> 01:03:46,864
[grunts]

1405
01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:51,495
[snarling]

1406
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:54,873
I wish I had a clever remark
about you both being feline villains.

1407
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:06,051
Looks as if you two
are ready for a cat nap.

1408
01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:07,779
Stick with what you know, Diana.

1409
01:04:07,803 --> 01:04:09,138
[grunting]

1410
01:04:12,683 --> 01:04:15,894
Oh, that the hardest Lantern can hit?

1411
01:04:16,061 --> 01:04:17,061
[Jon] No.

1412
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,525
That is the hardest Lantern can hit.

1413
01:04:21,859 --> 01:04:24,028
Oh, now I get why they went with you.

1414
01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:25,111
[both grunting]

1415
01:04:25,154 --> 01:04:28,699
[groaning] Grundy angry.

1416
01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:34,455
How many Lanterns are there?

1417
01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:36,790
Three. It's a big number, I know.

1418
01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:38,459
Keep trying, you'll get there.

1419
01:04:41,462 --> 01:04:42,462
[straining]

1420
01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:45,049
These no hold Grundy.

1421
01:04:45,132 --> 01:04:46,925
Yeah, that's kind of the point.

1422
01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:51,930
Oh, and all without
even throwing a punch.

1423
01:04:52,014 --> 01:04:53,640
Ah, look at that!

1424
01:04:53,724 --> 01:04:56,643
Got you again. Totally feeling
deja vu right now.

1425
01:04:56,727 --> 01:04:58,353
[laughs] So am I.

1426
01:04:58,437 --> 01:04:59,437
[ominous music playing]

1427
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,774
- Back off, slick!
- Huh? [Grunts]

1428
01:05:01,857 --> 01:05:05,110
Throwing cheap shots
at this one's my job.

1429
01:05:06,028 --> 01:05:08,947
Oh, my gosh, you changed your mind.

1430
01:05:09,198 --> 01:05:12,451
Come on! You knew I was always
gonna come around.

1431
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:15,370
I just wanted to make
one of those perfectly-timed

1432
01:05:15,454 --> 01:05:18,082
bad-guy-turns-good dramatic entrances.

1433
01:05:18,165 --> 01:05:19,333
How'd I do?

1434
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:21,710
Oh, pretty good. Thanks.

1435
01:05:22,294 --> 01:05:24,755
Can you see what's happening?

1436
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:27,883
Kryptonite's messing
with my X-ray vision.

1437
01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:29,593
- Oh, no.
- What is it?

1438
01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:33,222
- She's free.
- Quick, Kara.

1439
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,390
[grunting]

1440
01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:37,267
You gotta run.

1441
01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:38,727
She'll come for you.

1442
01:05:38,811 --> 01:05:41,188
[sighs] I'm not leaving you
like this, Kal.

1443
01:05:41,355 --> 01:05:43,315
Why do you have to be so bullheaded?

1444
01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:46,068
Yeah, yeah, I am bullheaded, aren't I?

1445
01:05:46,527 --> 01:05:48,320
Cythonna, I give up.

1446
01:05:49,154 --> 01:05:50,239
Do you hear me?

1447
01:05:50,322 --> 01:05:52,366
Kara... [grunts] What are you doing?

1448
01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:53,449
[Supergirl] Sorry, Kal.

1449
01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:54,785
I have no choice.

1450
01:05:55,202 --> 01:05:56,662
It's your lucky day.

1451
01:05:56,912 --> 01:05:59,373
I give up to you, Cythonna.

1452
01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,125
I'm all yours.

1453
01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:03,752
[grunts] Kara! No!

1454
01:06:04,128 --> 01:06:06,380
[laughs wickedly]

1455
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:10,800
Okay.

1456
01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:12,302
What exactly happened here?

1457
01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:16,682
[groans] Felt like evil overdrive.

1458
01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:18,559
Totally grody.

1459
01:06:18,851 --> 01:06:19,851
Ugh!

1460
01:06:22,521 --> 01:06:23,998
That's the last of 'em, Wonder Woman.

1461
01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:26,400
Good work, Hal.
Any sign of Supergirl yet?

1462
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,694
Nope. Not of her or Superman.

1463
01:06:29,111 --> 01:06:30,111
Come on, Kara,

1464
01:06:31,238 --> 01:06:32,489
[explosion]

1465
01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:35,617
Kara?

1466
01:06:38,871 --> 01:06:40,122
Kara is gone.

1467
01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:43,167
I am Cythonna.

1468
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:46,003
What do we do, Wonder Woman?

1469
01:06:56,388 --> 01:06:58,807
Hal, you and the others
get the Legion to safety.

1470
01:06:58,891 --> 01:06:59,892
We got Cythonna.

1471
01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:01,602
No way. She's too powerful.

1472
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:03,854
Carter, they can handle it.

1473
01:07:04,271 --> 01:07:06,481
This is a job for the Super Hero Girls.

1474
01:07:06,607 --> 01:07:07,607
Mmm-hmm.

1475
01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:13,989
Okay, Dee, what's the plan?

1476
01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:19,161
We fight.

1477
01:07:20,412 --> 01:07:23,415
I was so hoping you would say that.

1478
01:07:23,582 --> 01:07:24,583
[grunts]

1479
01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:26,793
- [grunts]
- Diana!

1480
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:34,051
- [effort grunts]
- [bones crack]

1481
01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:38,555
Kara, stop!

1482
01:07:38,931 --> 01:07:40,224
Kara!

1483
01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:42,476
[echoing] <i>Kara!</i>

1484
01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:47,064
[rock music playing]

1485
01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:54,613
A rather strange representation
of your inner mind, Kara Zor-El.

1486
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:56,823
It's my happy place.

1487
01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:59,910
Means I still run things in here.

1488
01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:02,579
I knew I wouldn't stand a chance
against you in the real world,

1489
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:03,997
but I figure now,

1490
01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:06,375
at least I have some
home-field advantage.

1491
01:08:07,376 --> 01:08:09,586
[laughs mischievously]

1492
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:13,298
Wait, are you challenging me?

1493
01:08:13,799 --> 01:08:15,759
Yeah, something like that.

1494
01:08:15,968 --> 01:08:19,304
[heavy metal music playing]

1495
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:21,974
[grunts]

1496
01:08:24,101 --> 01:08:25,477
[grunts]

1497
01:08:28,355 --> 01:08:29,356
Kara?

1498
01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:32,192
- [grunts]
- Guys, she's fighting it.

1499
01:08:33,694 --> 01:08:34,694
[sighs]

1500
01:08:36,113 --> 01:08:37,030
What is that?

1501
01:08:37,114 --> 01:08:38,282
[muttering]

1502
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:41,118
What do you mean,
in case I ever got out of line?

1503
01:08:41,493 --> 01:08:43,370
[sighs] Serious issues.

1504
01:08:44,538 --> 01:08:45,664
[grunts]

1505
01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:49,710
[panting] You caught me off guard.

1506
01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:52,170
Seems even I underestimated you.

1507
01:08:52,254 --> 01:08:54,548
Yeah, a lot of that going around.

1508
01:08:55,382 --> 01:08:57,009
[dramatic music playing]

1509
01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:00,470
[both grunting]

1510
01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:10,689
[yells]

1511
01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:15,277
But you are no match for me.

1512
01:09:16,361 --> 01:09:17,404
[groans]

1513
01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:19,531
[panting]

1514
01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:21,616
Kara, are you still in there?

1515
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,536
Oh, she's still here, suffering.

1516
01:09:25,746 --> 01:09:27,372
- [grunts]
- [laughs mischievously]

1517
01:09:27,789 --> 01:09:28,832
[grunts]

1518
01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:33,587
[yelling]

1519
01:09:34,588 --> 01:09:35,714
[sighs softly]

1520
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:37,174
Batman, wait!

1521
01:09:37,257 --> 01:09:38,759
[mutters]

1522
01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:41,053
I said, stand down!

1523
01:09:43,722 --> 01:09:46,183
Uh, I, I'd do what she says, Bruce.

1524
01:09:46,892 --> 01:09:48,894
Sisters, Kara is in there.

1525
01:09:49,061 --> 01:09:50,437
She needs us.

1526
01:09:51,772 --> 01:09:55,025
Kara, it is Diana. Fight this.

1527
01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:56,109
[grunts]

1528
01:09:57,152 --> 01:09:59,321
- Come on, Kara.
- Kick her butt.

1529
01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,572
We believe in you.

1530
01:10:00,781 --> 01:10:02,407
Show her who's boss in there.

1531
01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:04,993
[groans]

1532
01:10:08,622 --> 01:10:11,041
[Wonder Woman] <i>We are with you,
sister, always.</i>

1533
01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:14,252
- You got this, Kara.
- You got this, Kara.

1534
01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:16,296
- You can do this.
- Do this.

1535
01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:19,174
[sighs]

1536
01:10:19,758 --> 01:10:22,344
[groans]

1537
01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:27,182
[grunts]

1538
01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:28,350
Kara!

1539
01:10:32,396 --> 01:10:33,855
I believe in you.

1540
01:10:33,939 --> 01:10:35,232
I always have.

1541
01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:37,150
Now kick her butt.

1542
01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:41,321
I can't wait to turn
your despicable world to ash.

1543
01:10:41,655 --> 01:10:45,325
This place only makes me
all of the more homesick for Krypton.

1544
01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:47,953
You know what I miss most about Krypton?

1545
01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:49,704
The crystals.

1546
01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:51,790
[grunts]

1547
01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:52,999
[gasps]

1548
01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:05,011
No, not again. Not again!

1549
01:11:05,679 --> 01:11:07,764
Zee, anywhere but here.

1550
01:11:08,223 --> 01:11:10,100
[rock music playing]

1551
01:11:11,852 --> 01:11:13,437
[yelling]

1552
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:19,985
[all sighing]

1553
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:21,987
You did it, Kara.

1554
01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:23,697
Thanks for trusting me, D.

1555
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:25,073
Hmm?

1556
01:11:25,157 --> 01:11:26,199
[sighs]

1557
01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:28,952
[all sighing]

1558
01:11:29,536 --> 01:11:30,972
It's not like we're besties
or anything now,

1559
01:11:30,996 --> 01:11:32,998
but he is clearing out a room for me

1560
01:11:33,081 --> 01:11:34,458
in the Fortress of Solitude.

1561
01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:36,084
You mean the Buddy Bunker?

1562
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:38,003
- [cell phone vibrating]
- Batman.

1563
01:11:38,378 --> 01:11:39,379
He can wait.

1564
01:11:39,463 --> 01:11:42,466
You know, ever since Robin
got all swept up in his Nightwing phase,

1565
01:11:42,549 --> 01:11:44,134
he's been bugging me.

1566
01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:47,846
Wow. I remember when you would have
killed to be his sidekick.

1567
01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:50,474
Well, I've got my own sidekick now.

1568
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:54,644
Oh, no, you're the sidekick.

1569
01:11:54,728 --> 01:11:58,064
This girl's a headliner
through and through.

1570
01:11:59,691 --> 01:12:01,818
Besides, if Batman really needed help,

1571
01:12:01,902 --> 01:12:04,029
he's got his League buddies, right, Dee?

1572
01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:07,073
Yes, while I agreed to be
a reserve member,

1573
01:12:07,157 --> 01:12:08,742
my true place is here.

1574
01:12:08,867 --> 01:12:09,867
[glasses clinking]

1575
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:13,788
Wait a minute.

1576
01:12:13,955 --> 01:12:16,708
They're talking about feelings
and what they learned?

1577
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,752
That only happens at the end of the...

1578
01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:21,546
[gasps] This is the denouement.

1579
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,465
The de-new-ment!

1580
01:12:24,216 --> 01:12:26,676
It's de-now-ement, Lord Fauntleroy.

1581
01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:28,470
Not today, BB.

1582
01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:29,804
This show's over.

1583
01:12:29,888 --> 01:12:31,640
And we weren't even in it.

1584
01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:33,308
I am not understanding.

1585
01:12:33,391 --> 01:12:36,269
You said we had the role
that is big to play.

1586
01:12:36,353 --> 01:12:37,854
Keep watching.

1587
01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,316
You know, Zee, I've been meaning to ask.

1588
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:43,735
Where did you send
that Cythonna crystal anyway?

1589
01:12:43,902 --> 01:12:45,622
You know, since I've come
to terms with this

1590
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:49,783
whole dark magic part of me,
I figured let it decide.

1591
01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:51,743
[all gasping]

1592
01:12:56,540 --> 01:12:59,125
[ominous music playing]

1593
01:13:04,839 --> 01:13:06,841
Now I know what you're up to,
Control Freak.

1594
01:13:07,092 --> 01:13:09,511
Or should I say, Cythonna!

1595
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:16,851
[coughs]

1596
01:13:17,102 --> 01:13:19,688
Man, it's like a far ago of B.O.,
barbecue corn chips

1597
01:13:19,771 --> 01:13:21,189
and rancid strawberry milk.

1598
01:13:22,274 --> 01:13:24,943
Cayenne and onion chips, thank you.

1599
01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:27,487
I knew something was up
when you complimented Robin.

1600
01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:28,863
Who does that?

1601
01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:30,949
But now you've shown your hand.

1602
01:13:31,032 --> 01:13:34,369
And for the record,
I was always on to you, Cythonna.

1603
01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:35,870
Even before Raven was, I'm sure.

1604
01:13:35,954 --> 01:13:39,457
But, I too was waiting for you
to show your hand.

1605
01:13:39,541 --> 01:13:40,541
Really?

1606
01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:42,544
What is my hand, Boy Wonder?

1607
01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:45,005
Well, [stuttering] I could tell you,

1608
01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:47,090
but I don't want to step
on Raven's toes.

1609
01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:48,508
She wants her crystal back.

1610
01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:55,056
That's right. It is mine.

1611
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:56,266
Now, give it to me!

1612
01:13:56,683 --> 01:13:57,934
Starfire, catch.

1613
01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:00,645
- Give what to you?
- Ah!

1614
01:14:00,729 --> 01:14:01,813
The crystal!

1615
01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:06,401
Oh, you mean the crystal
that was in the hand,

1616
01:14:06,484 --> 01:14:08,445
but is now no longer in the hand

1617
01:14:08,528 --> 01:14:09,863
because of the keeping of away.

1618
01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:11,740
[Cythonna] Give it! Give it.

1619
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:14,576
Horrible, horrible children.
Give it to me.

1620
01:14:14,701 --> 01:14:16,369
I demand it. My crystal.

1621
01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:19,039
Give it to me, you horrible,
horrible children.

1622
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:20,122
I will destroy you.

1623
01:14:20,165 --> 01:14:22,125
I will destroy this whole universe.

1624
01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:25,170
We told you, C-train,
we don't do epic threats.

1625
01:14:25,337 --> 01:14:27,257
Raven, send this fool somewhere
they give a snot.

1626
01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:29,716
at once! I demand you.

1627
01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:31,384
Please! I need it.

1628
01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:33,094
[yells] No!

1629
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:36,973
Now what's we gonna dos?

1630
01:14:37,057 --> 01:14:39,309
I means, the TV's crooked, yo.

1631
01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:41,311
Nuh-uh. I can't watch a crooked TV.

1632
01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,688
You know the strain
that's gonna put on my neck servos?

1633
01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:48,026
So, Raven, where did you send
our friend and her little crystal?

1634
01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:50,070
I don't know. Somewhere.

1635
01:14:53,323 --> 01:14:56,618
<i>Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...</i>

1636
01:14:58,620 --> 01:15:01,164
Great Scott, what is this?

1637
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,252
According to the Justice League
computer,

1638
01:15:06,378 --> 01:15:08,338
it's from this crossover dimension.

1639
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:09,964
Holy crossovers!

1640
01:15:10,048 --> 01:15:11,508
Does this mean the Super Friends

1641
01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:14,427
have to travel to this strange
dimension and return it?

1642
01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:19,182
[clamoring]

1643
01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:34,322
That is going to be a hard pass
from the Super Friends.

1644
01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:39,536
[theme music playing]