1 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:15,015 (emotional rock music builds) 2 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:45,678 (music continues) 3 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:17,310 (♪) 4 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,268 (music ends abruptly) 5 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:17,537 (sticks clattering in distance) 6 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:21,474 (crowd jeers) 7 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,815 (puck clangs) 8 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,220 (crowd cheering) 9 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,632 - You should sit. - I'll stand. 10 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,467 - Please sit. - I've got a concussion, 11 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,902 not multiple scloritis. 12 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,670 - Close. - Looked like rigor moritis 13 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,238 an hour ago. - Sorry, my guy. 14 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,840 You didn't hit me, Sanguinet. Cool it. 15 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,441 - Just sit. - I'll stand. 16 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:57,443 - Why won't you just sit? - Because I got a concussion, 17 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:59,546 not cerebral policies. - Close again. 18 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:00,914 I'm really sorry, my guy. 19 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,682 I don't know if this calls for your hand 20 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,984 on my back, Sanguinet. - You couldn't go. 21 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:07,153 - For a period. - You know what I'm gonna say. 22 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:08,188 (Shoresy): Yep. - What? 23 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,389 Keep your head up, kid! 24 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,291 - You're done. - What do you mean, I'm done? 25 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,092 - Shoresy... - What does she mean, I'm done? 26 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:14,961 It ain't hieroglyphics, dude. You're done. 27 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:16,763 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit? 28 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,264 - No. - Then fer what?! 29 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:20,300 You've had two concussions this past month. 30 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,801 You have a pulled groin on the right side, 31 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:24,070 and smashed ankle on the left. Should I go on? 32 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,372 - Sure. - You can't push when you shit. 33 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,944 - Speak now. - You know what I'm gonna say. 34 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:31,978 - Yep. - What? 35 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,279 Go 'til you can't go no more. 36 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,447 Hell yeah, fuck yeah. 37 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,249 (Nat): I have time for that, Shoresy. 38 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,051 The classic hockey player mentality. 39 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,186 Play through anything. Never let them know you're hurt. 40 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,888 That's right, give your balls a tug. 41 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,590 But this isn't the 90s. 42 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,926 An entire arena just saw you get knocked out cold. 43 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,562 Not to mention all the people watching the BROdude broadcast. 44 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:52,031 So, at this point, it's not about you 45 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:53,566 or what you wanna play through anymore. 46 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,835 It's about us and this organization. 47 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,470 And dressing a player who's... 48 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,539 - Who's what? - Fucked up. 49 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,040 (Nat exhales) 50 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:11,618 You're not playing the semi-final. 51 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:13,820 But you better believe 52 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,388 we're gonna beat the Yanks for you. 53 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:18,992 - Promise, my guy. - Sanguinet, shut the fuck up. 54 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,294 - And I think it's time... - Nat! 55 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,463 ...you had an honest conversation with yourself. 56 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,064 You're too old for this, Shoresy. 57 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:26,499 Can't we agree that's an outside dog? 58 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:29,135 About whether or not you should play again at all. 59 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:35,708 I know how close you are with your family. 60 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,944 I'm so fucking mad at you. 61 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:40,280 Talk to them. 62 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,450 (Nat exhales deeply) 63 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,452 (Miig): Hey... 64 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,024 You'd never have to see your favorite YouTuber again. 65 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,392 (upbeat electronic music) 66 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,260 I'm Jory Jordan, and this is the Sudbury Kids 67 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,029 Sports Report: Semi-Final Edition. 68 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,364 Tomorrow's game features a rematch of the NOSHO Cup final 69 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:00,233 that saw the SOO Hunt victorious over the Sudbury 70 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,934 Blueberry Bulldogs. The winner of that match 71 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:03,636 will advance to the final, where they'll play the winner 72 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,371 of the Charlottetown Reds and the undefeated 73 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:07,273 Rapides de Rawdon. I had a chance to sit down 74 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,275 with SOO Hunt players Delaney, Palmer, and Schnurr 75 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:10,376 for the scoop. 76 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,844 Gentlemen, let me start off by saying 77 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,047 what a thrill it is to be sitting here with the champs 78 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,281 of the NOSHO Cup. 79 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,816 - Thanks. - All right. 80 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,351 - Pleasure's ours. - Schnurr, 81 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:19,986 what a week it's been. Could you have ever imagined 82 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,454 you'd be lacing 'em up with the likes of 83 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,256 the Brooks Barrelmen? - No. 84 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,557 Delaney, in your wildest dreams, 85 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,359 did you ever see yourself scoring a goal on a team 86 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:28,061 from outside of Toronto? - No. 87 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,462 Palmer, let's rewind the clock. 88 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,230 You're just a little Palmlet, lying in bed, 89 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,166 dreaming of the big leagues. Fast forward 20 years, 90 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,701 you're in Sudbury, Ontario, playing a team 91 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,003 from Rawdon, Quebec. Isn't it something? 92 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,005 - I guess. - My Grade 6 teacher, 93 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,707 Mr. Bender used to tell me, shoot for the moon, 94 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,775 'cause even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. 95 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:43,876 Wasn't until this very moment 96 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,144 that I truly understood what he meant. 97 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,379 - Is he having a piss? - Pardon? 98 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,314 - Are you having a piss? - I don't believe so. 99 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,049 I feel like you're taking the piss out of us. 100 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:51,651 That couldn't be further from the truth, Delaney. 101 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:53,753 You know, it's time like these I can't help but pause to think, 102 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,422 what did I do to get so lucky? I don't have the answer, 103 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:58,858 but I must've done something. - We're happy for ya. 104 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,226 Some want love, some want money. 105 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:02,328 Look me in the eyes and tell me I don't have it all 106 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,130 holding this mic for the three of you right now. 107 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,366 - I won't do that. - 1752, 108 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,800 Ben Franklin flies a kite in a thunderstorm 109 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,503 and discovers electricity. Some say that's dangerous. 110 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:12,405 I say that's what it takes... 111 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:13,840 to get where I goddamn am. 112 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:14,907 (upbeat electronic music) 113 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:16,843 Fellas, I'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket. 114 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,478 But before I do, are you aware that number 69, 115 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,380 Shore, will not be dressed for the semi-final match-up? 116 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,481 (music stops abruptly) 117 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:22,715 - What? - Why? 118 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:23,816 (Hitch): Four to six. 119 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:25,618 Oh, fucking kick me when I'm down. 120 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:28,955 If the shoe fits, wear it. If the truth hurts, bare it. 121 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,323 {\an8}(speaking French) 122 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,558 {\an8}Smells like fuckin' Japanese tapas in here. 123 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,794 (Big Sexy): Tit fucker. - Smells like fuckin' Nanbanzuke. 124 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,096 Your hit in the first round was a soft four to six, 125 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:38,431 'cause you didn't get knocked out. 126 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,066 Well, that's big comin' from you, Goody. 127 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,768 The four to six fuckin' medicine woman. 128 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,970 But you're a hard four to six now. 129 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,539 'Cause you got knocked out. - Who's this, the fuckin' 130 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,808 four to six Ravi Shankar? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 131 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:50,309 The Maharishi Ramakrishna? 132 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,278 {\an8}No, no, no, hold on, I'm still listening 133 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:53,446 {\an8}to the four to six Bhagwan. 134 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:54,680 Then let's walk again, old man. 135 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,083 Oh, walk off a cliff, ya fuckin' smartass. 136 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,918 - B'ys, he's right rotted. - Walk your nuts 137 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,119 into a fuckin' doorknob. 138 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:01,587 You're right crooked, aren't ya, b'y? 139 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,922 {\an8}Hey, boys. 140 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:07,627 Yeah, I'm your brother. 141 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,831 {\an8}Yeah, we can be honest with each other. 142 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,601 {\an8}Yes, even if I don't like what you're saying. What's good? 143 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,336 You fuckin' suck, man. 144 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:21,641 - Well-- - You suck. 145 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,043 - Well-- - You suck. 146 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,646 - It ain't your fault, Shoresy. - Oh, no. Oh, no, no way. 147 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:29,215 Your body won't do what ya needs it to do no more, old man. 148 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,385 Well, I'll tell ya what it can do. Fuck your mom. 149 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,687 There's an expiration date on guys who plays like you. 150 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:37,523 - Shea Weber, Dan Girardi. - Brendan Gallagher. 151 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:40,259 - He's still playing! - The body can only take so much. 152 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,861 We play on a team with Frankie, 153 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,697 and you're making up your minds about my body? 154 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:49,502 What? 155 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,103 You haven't heard, have ya, b'y? 156 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,340 Where's Frankie? 157 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:01,848 Frankie. 158 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:05,818 {\an8}Oui. 159 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,158 {\an8}Oui. 160 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,728 Lysandre Nadeau! 161 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,331 {\an8}(upbeat dance music) 162 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:25,505 (music fades quickly) 163 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,473 (footsteps shuffle) 164 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,052 {\an8}Frankie... 165 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:03,476 Laurence Leboeuf! 166 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,711 {\an8}(dance music resumes) 167 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,320 (music fades quickly) 168 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,722 (footsteps shuffle) 169 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,263 (Laurence exhales angrily) 170 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,401 - Laurence Leboeuf. - Laurence Leboeuf. 171 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:33,639 Frankie, hmm... 172 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:08,674 {\an8}Oui. 173 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:21,754 Marie-Mai! 174 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,489 (dance music resumes) 175 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,427 Stop. Stop this. 176 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:29,595 (music fades quickly) 177 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,664 (Marie-Mai muttering in French) 178 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,186 Uh, Frankie? 179 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,648 Marjorie! 180 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,049 {\an8}(dance music resumes) 181 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,918 {\an8}(women swearing in French) 182 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,687 (overlapping arguments) 183 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,161 (whistle blows loudly) 184 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:10,763 Don't blow your whistle too hard, Shoresy. 185 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:11,964 You'll give yourself another conky. 186 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,432 I said the same thing to your mom 187 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:15,868 about blowing my dink. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 188 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,970 Oh, quit crying, Cory. You're just like your mom. 189 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,905 - Yeah, fuck you. - She made me put her legs 190 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,441 behind her head, then cried when she got a leg cramp. 191 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,376 It's always something with her. I'm so sick of it. 192 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,378 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam. 193 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,914 You're just like your mom. She makes everything about her, 194 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,916 even when it's Cory's mom's birthday. 195 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,018 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Cory. 196 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,121 Your mom likes me like she likes her Caesars, 197 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,555 stiff and on Sunday morning. 198 00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:38,724 (Liam): Tie game with five minutes left and you call that? 199 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:39,759 (Shoresy imitates crying) 200 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,127 What a fucking awful call. 201 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,795 Well, you get that whining from your mom, bud. 202 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:45,331 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - She made me put my whole arm 203 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,366 inside her then cried when I knocked over 204 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,101 the box of baking soda she keeps up there. 205 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,137 (Cory): Fuck you, Shoresy. - Oh, I'm so mad 206 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,205 at your mom right now, Cor. She wanted to role-play 207 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,374 as a dog and master, but then killed the mood 208 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,309 when she dragged her butthole across the carpet. 209 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,245 (Liam): Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam. 210 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,313 Your mom's got me on a pineapple diet 211 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,883 so I taste better for her, but she's so fuckin' fat 212 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,751 that extra sugar might cost her a foot. 213 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,920 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Cory. 214 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,189 Your mom shoots so much cum around my room, 215 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,891 I gotta put woodchips on the ground 216 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,159 like I've got fuckin' guinea pigs. 217 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,927 (Cory and Liam): Fuck you! 218 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,002 (disheartened music) 219 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,347 (rhythmic music) 220 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,603 Can I please play? 221 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,972 - I don't know, can you? - May I? 222 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,808 This isn't a grammar lesson, dude. I'm asking. 223 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,543 Asking if I can play? 224 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:05,744 - Yes. - Huh? 225 00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:07,680 Yes, physically, can you play? 226 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,081 I can contribute. 227 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,950 I love that about you, man. 228 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,751 You're pointless your last ten games. 229 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,486 Playoff games. You can barely skate. 230 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,188 - I can skate. - I said barely. 231 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,090 - I'm sorry. - But you always 232 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,125 find a way to contribute. - I can still drag 233 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:23,128 the boys into the fight. - Doesn't your head hurt? 234 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,931 The lights are a bit bright in here, yeah. 235 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,399 Still can't push when you shit? 236 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,968 No, it's basically at the point 237 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,470 I only sit down if it's just gonna run right outta me. 238 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,005 - Dude. - It's a bit of a, 239 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,807 "smack the side of the ketchup bottle" situation. 240 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,909 I just take what I can get. 241 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,746 Why do you wanna keep doing this to yourself? 242 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,182 Because I love it. 243 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,987 So, please just let me play. 244 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,255 You know how that's gonna look. 245 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,090 - Just let me-- - They'll come for my head. 246 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,491 Just come on, just let me play. 247 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,559 Dude, you were out cold! 248 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,094 - Two shifts a period. - No. 249 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,295 - One shift a period. - No. 250 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,396 One shift, final offer. 251 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,831 We can talk about what happens next 252 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,433 after this game, but you are not playing this game. 253 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,771 - I'm so fuckin' mad at you. - I don't care. 254 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,873 - I'm so fuckin' mad at you. - I can live with that. 255 00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:10,142 - What if we lose? - I can learn to live with that. 256 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,077 Then you don't love winning, Nat. 257 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,546 Has it occurred to you I care more about you 258 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,382 than I do about winning? 259 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,286 (Ziig): Nope. 260 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,421 Owner said there's no charge, but he'll take some 261 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,889 of that crab for his risotto. 262 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,025 - He can have some right now. - I'll let him know. 263 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,560 Then we can eat it together. I'll make us a rezo at the bar. 264 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,130 (Miig chuckles) - Pretty heavy pre-game meal. 265 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,499 Why won't you have dinner with me? 266 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,334 (Laura): You're a slut. 267 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,036 - I'm a hockey player. - Same thing. 268 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,671 You've never thought about life beyond it? 269 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,172 - Nope. - You never thought about 270 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,407 life without it? - No. 271 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,175 Miig and Ziig said to meet them here. 272 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,910 - Focus. - Don't you have to interview 273 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,146 one of those Hunt guys? - You just went seven games with them. 274 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,381 I know everything I want to. - Fuckin' losers. 275 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,216 You never once thought about what you'll do 276 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,985 when you stop playing hockey? 277 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,186 Why not? 278 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,488 'Cause if I'm not a hockey player... 279 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,090 A slut. 280 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,993 I don't know. 281 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,729 - Okay, you're a hockey player. - Mm-hmm. 282 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,731 - Know who you are? - Yeah. 283 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,267 You're a guy who can't push when he shits. 284 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,202 (Anik): And that's all she wrote. 285 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,604 {\an8}Les Rapides de Rawdon keep their undefeated streak alive 286 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,907 {\an8}and advance to the final, where they will play the winner 287 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,743 {\an8}of the SOO Hunt and the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 288 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,646 {\an8}Gord, I know you run a busy restaurant on PEI. 289 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,314 You on the first flight home tomorrow? 290 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,949 No, actually, we're gonna stay until it's all over. 291 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,085 Treat the players to a big Atlantic seafood supper. 292 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,787 Can't leave without showing a little Maritime hospitality. 293 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,823 Nice guys 'til the end. Thanks, Gord. 294 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,324 Thank you. 295 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,828 We clear? Okay. 296 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,364 Gord... 297 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,300 Let's grab a drink. - Ah, I can't tonight. 298 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,736 - Sure, you can. - I might be meeting somebody. 299 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,704 - Might? - Yeah. 300 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,341 Are you gay? 301 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,581 - You're an idiot. - I got a speeding ticket. 302 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,583 I didn't drive us off a cliff. - No, you're an idiot 303 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,018 if you don't go out with that guy. 304 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,452 - You're an idiot. - No, you're an idiot. 305 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,287 - Leave me alone, bro. - He's asked you out twice 306 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,856 and you still don't think he's interested? 307 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,391 He's just being a slut. 308 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,459 He's not asking you to get married. 309 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,328 He can have any girl he wants in Sudbury. 310 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,696 (Miig imitates crying) 311 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,664 - He doesn't want me. - Do you want him? 312 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,100 Then what's the problem? 313 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,835 (Shoresy): You're late. - Oh, fuck you, Shoresy. 314 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,038 You said be here between the second and the third, 315 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,472 then you weren't here. - So? 316 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,041 So, that's five, six minutes I could've had 317 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,076 my hand on Laura Mohr's leg. - Oh, my God. 318 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,978 Don't talk to me about being intimate with a woman. 319 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,146 I'll fucking puke. 320 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,680 Tough day at the barnyard then, eh, Ziig? 321 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,016 - Leave her alone, bro. - Eh, the big boys musclin' ya 322 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,818 outta the trough again? - She's not in the mood. 323 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,620 Oh, she's at peak twat, all right. 324 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,388 We're late 'cause she got a ticket. 325 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,724 You got a ticket? (mockingly): "You got a ticket?" 326 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,259 - From a guy? - No, a chicken. 327 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,693 - You're an idiot. - Told ya. 328 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,729 - You're an idiot. - And you didn't get out of it. 329 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,631 No. Is there a fuckin' secret handshake or something? 330 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,099 Hot girls don't get tickets. 331 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,369 - What? - Hot girls get 332 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:51,970 anything they want. 333 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,573 You think that cop's seen anyone hotter than you today? 334 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,675 Probably hasn't seen anyone hotter than you this month, 335 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:57,976 unless you were with Miig. - What? 336 00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,112 But half the guys maybe even think 337 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,448 you're hotter than Miig. You're not like 50-50, 338 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,516 but like 40, 35. 339 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,518 Hey, you little fuckin' idiot. - Fuck you. 340 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:07,686 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 341 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,354 - You think she's hot? - Oh, yeah. 342 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,523 Think she's hotter than her? Actually, don't answer that. 343 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,325 - Yeah. - All right, get the fuck outta here. 344 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,493 - Fuck you. - Fuck you! 345 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:15,928 - Fuck you. - Wanna know what you do 346 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,496 next time you're gonna get a ticket? 347 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,664 - Okay. - Huh? 348 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,532 Come here. I'm gonna be you down in the car. 349 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:21,934 You come up to me like you're a cop, 350 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,368 you're gonna give me a ticket, okay? 351 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,237 - Me? - No, fuckin' Santa Claus. 352 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,738 Come on over here like you're a cop, 353 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,307 you're gonna give me a ticket. 354 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,908 This is all you have to do. 355 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,679 (softly): Sorry. 356 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,147 What? 357 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,348 (softly): Sorry. 358 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:39,184 - What? - I'm saying fuckin' sorry. 359 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,153 That's all you have to say. Look at him like that, 360 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,554 and you won't get a fuckin' ticket. 361 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:45,290 (Miig laughs) (Shoresy): Oh, my God. What an idiot. 362 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,959 Me? (Shoresy): No. Well, yeah. 363 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,794 Make up your mind, Grandpa. (Shoresy): Fuck you. 364 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,262 Fuck you. (Shoresy): Fuck you. 365 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,363 Shoresy, 366 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,531 heard you're not playing tomorrow. 367 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,699 - Yeah? - Yeah. 368 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,434 So, maybe ya say, "Sorry to hear that"? 369 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,336 - Think you'll ever play again? - Not gonna then, eh? 370 00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,971 Frankie's really fucking up for the only guy 371 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,873 who isn't hurt. - Frankie's got a mental 372 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,007 battle to win now. 373 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,342 You ever thought about life beyond hockey? 374 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,543 - No! - Never thought about it? 375 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,278 No, I'm a hockey player. 376 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,247 You've had two concussions in a month. 377 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,781 At your age. Know who you are? 378 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,450 Guy who can't push when he shits? 379 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,553 - I'm gonna grab a pop. - But you've been good 380 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,088 on the BROdude broadcast. - Oh, great. 381 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,723 That's all I've ever wanted to be! 382 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,591 - On the BROdude broadcast? - Good. 383 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,093 You've been really good. 384 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,462 Sometimes they run outta cream soda so... 385 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,930 If you're not playing tomorrow-- 386 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,298 Really craving an Orange Crush. 387 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,834 - Come join me on the broadcast. - Oh, talk about the game 388 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,702 rather than playing it? I'd rather jam 389 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,604 a root beer mug up my ass. 390 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,573 - Couple interviews a period. - No! 391 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,508 - One interview a period. - No! 392 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,944 - One interview, final offer. - No! 393 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,481 ("Objects of my Affection" by Peter Bjorn and John plays) 394 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,554 (Anik): Come on, let's shoot something. 395 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,425 (♪) 396 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,371 ♪ I remember when ♪ 397 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,440 ♪ when I first moved here ♪ 398 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,176 ♪ A long time ago ♪ 399 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:15,013 ♪ 'Cause I'd heard some song I used to hear back then ♪ 400 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,417 ♪ A long time ago ♪ 401 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,898 ♪ I remember when ♪ 402 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,766 ♪ even further back ♪ 403 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,836 ♪ In another town ♪ 404 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:39,137 ♪ 'Cause I saw something ♪ 405 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,707 ♪ written I used to say back then ♪ 406 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,443 ♪ Hard to comprehend ♪ 407 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,211 ♪ And the question is ♪ 408 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:49,915 ♪ was I more alive then than I am now ♪ 409 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:56,388 ♪ I happily have to disagree ♪ 410 00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:00,292 ♪ I laugh more often now ♪ 411 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:04,563 ♪ I cry more often now ♪ 412 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,668 ♪ I am more me ♪ 413 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,984 (music fades) 414 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,090 You look sharp. (Sanguinet): You're looking-- 415 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,158 - Shut up. - Okay. 416 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:35,127 - Like shit. - Not actual shit. 417 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,828 I'm worried I'm making a mistake. 418 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,263 You're not. He's too hurt. 419 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,965 What happened to never let them know you're hurt? 420 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,600 My man's not capable of that anymore. 421 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,002 - Oh, he was so mad at me. - You can live with that. 422 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,370 What if we lose, huh? 423 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,139 You can learn to live with that. 424 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,041 (Shoresy): Lookin' pretty sharp, Sanguinet. 425 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,877 It's just not as fun without your favorite player. 426 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,247 Nat, you're lookin' pretty shitty. 427 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,882 (Nat): Fuck you, Shoresy. - How you feeling? 428 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,550 Well, my entire team's about to play 429 00:21:58,550 --> 00:21:59,951 a hockey game and I'm not. 430 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:01,286 - Pretty good then? - Oh, real good. 431 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,522 - Been in the room yet? - No, but I'll be there. 432 00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,357 You always find a way to contribute. 433 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:06,892 Gotta find a way to contribute. 434 00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,126 Speaking of which, 435 00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,028 I want you to do something for me. 436 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,397 I want you to read the line-up. 437 00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:17,469 You're too banged up to play and I take full responsibility 438 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,572 for my role in that. I'm sorry, my guy. 439 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,709 But the team needs their leader. 440 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,410 The boys need to hear from you. 441 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:28,380 You do something for them that no one else can. 442 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,148 So, help me set the tone. 443 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,684 Read the line-up. 444 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,523 That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard in my life. 445 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:39,925 - Right. - That's soft. 446 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,259 - Okay. - Oh boy, I'm gone 447 00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:42,928 for five minutes, you're already acting like a girl. 448 00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,329 - All right, I get it. - You're emotional. 449 00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:46,164 Like, Sanger, if I didn't know any better, I'd think 450 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:47,866 you were trying to give me a tuggy right now. 451 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,534 - No. - You're sure? 452 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,303 That's not what you're trying to do right now? 453 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,337 - No, it's... no. - No? 454 00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:53,772 Like, if I didn't know any better, 455 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,707 I'd think you're maybe out there givin' a tuggy or two. 456 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,776 - Later. - Yeah, go change outta your skirt. 457 00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,478 We got a hockey game to play. - All right, 458 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:02,114 I won't ask for any more favors. - My God! 459 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,619 (Sanguinet): Goody, you ready? (Goody): Fuckin' right, Sanger. 460 00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:09,654 (Sanguinet): Good 'cause you're goin'! (team): Ya-hoo! 461 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,656 (Sanguinet): Dolo, you ready? (Dolo): Une fois, mon Sanger. 462 00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:14,192 (Sanguinet): Good 'cause you're goin'! (team): Ya-hoo! 463 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:16,395 (Sanguinet): Hitch, you ready? (Hitch): Yes, sir! 464 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,996 (Sanguinet): Good, 'cause you're fuckin' goin'! 465 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:19,231 (team): Ya-hoo! 466 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,866 (Sanguinet): Marksman Michaels, are you ready? 467 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:22,200 (Michaels): Damn right, Sanger! 468 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,835 (Sanguinet): Good, 'cause you're fuckin' goin! 469 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:24,970 (team): Ya-hoo! 470 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,405 (Sanguinet): Let's fuckin' go, boys! 471 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,939 (team cheering) 472 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,207 (Shoresy): Let's have a big one. 473 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:30,409 Let's have a big one, boys. 474 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,544 Let's have a big one! Everybody goin'. 475 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:33,812 Everybody goin'. 476 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,113 (Anik): Shoresy. 477 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,481 (Shoresy): All right, let's get this over with. 478 00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:37,949 You're back in the Sudbury Arena 479 00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:40,185 playing the SOO Hunt with the season on the line. 480 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:41,686 How's the scar tissue? 481 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:43,088 I don't know what that means. 482 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,990 - It was a bit confusing. - Mm-hmm. 483 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:46,358 Déjà vu? 484 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,592 Is that a question? 485 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,693 - Well, yeah. - Huh? 486 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:49,694 This is going great. 487 00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:51,263 Yeah, you're doing really good. 488 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,565 How are the boys feeling going in? 489 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,267 We went seven games with these guys. 490 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,968 We know them well. We know their secrets. 491 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,637 And what are those? 492 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,038 Delaney's a coke head, 493 00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:02,307 Palmer's a dumb fuck, and Schnurr's an old fart. 494 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:04,776 - So, you're confident. - Doesn't matter what I am. 495 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:05,944 I'm not playing. 496 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,813 Is JJ Frankie JJ a distraction? 497 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:09,247 Why, 'cause he's so big, 498 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:11,349 he's just always in your peripheral vision? 499 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:12,984 I mean his most recent scandal. 500 00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:15,620 I don't care what Frankie does as long as he scores. 501 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,923 - He's not scoring. - Neither am I. 502 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,624 So, what does he have to do? 503 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:21,526 What does he have to do? 504 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:22,994 Well, he's the only one not playing hurt. 505 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:26,064 I'm really craving a ginger ale. I think. 506 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,966 - Oh. Oh, yeah. Thank you. - Yep. 507 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,701 - Thank you, Shoresy. - You bet. 508 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,436 (Anik chuckles) 509 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,273 (distant crowd cheering) 510 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:43,515 - See what I mean? - Yeah. He's perfect. 511 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,650 (whistle blows) 512 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:49,321 (crowd boos) 513 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,722 (Shoresy): Fuck's sake. 514 00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:53,225 - Liam's not even 19 yet. - Shut up. 515 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,426 I basically am. 516 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:55,961 (foot clunk on chair) (Cory): Yo, fuck off. 517 00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:57,829 What the fuck are you doing? 518 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,704 (whistle blows) 519 00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:13,078 (crowd shouts) Fuck's sake! 520 00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:15,647 (Liam): Hey. - Settle down. 521 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,682 - I said fuck off. - You ever been to a fuckin' 522 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,317 hockey game before? 523 00:25:19,317 --> 00:25:21,052 (Hunt players cheering) 524 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:23,188 (Nat exhales) 525 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,656 (Cory): They're beating you mentally. 526 00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,825 They're fuckin' whooping us mentally, Cor. 527 00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,293 The SOO celly so big. 528 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:29,461 Fuckin' clown show. 529 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,563 Suckin' the air out of your bench, though. 530 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:37,502 Someone's gotta snap 'em outta this. 531 00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:38,937 Need some action. 532 00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:40,972 Someone's gotta drag this team into the fight. 533 00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:42,574 ["Joy (God Only Knows)" by Joy Anonymous plays] 534 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:45,944 ♪ I may not always love you ♪ 535 00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:47,178 (crowd jeers) 536 00:25:47,178 --> 00:25:49,648 ♪ But as long as there are stars... ♪ 537 00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:50,916 Fuck! 538 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:56,087 ♪ You'll never need to doubt it ♪ 539 00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:59,224 ♪ I'll make you so sure... ♪ 540 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,892 Wake the fuck up! 541 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:06,765 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 542 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:11,036 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 543 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:15,507 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 544 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:19,210 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 545 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:23,048 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 546 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:26,785 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 547 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:30,221 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 548 00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:33,592 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 549 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,227 (♪)