1 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:09,743 (Shoresy): Wow. Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 2 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,178 (Nat): I didn't say action. (Shoresy): I was practicing. 3 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:13,713 (Miig): You start when we say action, 4 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:15,882 you stop when we say cut. (Goody): That's simple enough. 5 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,550 (Ziig): Bro, can you stop looking into the camera 6 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:18,585 while you're waiting? 7 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:19,853 (Miig): Ziig, just let him focus. 8 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,254 (Ziig): It's fucking creeping me out. (Nat): Ziig. 9 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:23,223 Don't spook it, Nat. It'll run straight 10 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,358 out the stable, clear over yonder. 11 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,960 - We're ready now. - All right, 12 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,862 let's see some energy. This is our longest 13 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:32,065 standing sponsor. Go. 14 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:34,801 Are you gonna say action? (Ziig): Action, slut. 15 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:37,037 (Nat): Oh, my God. - Wow. 16 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,607 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 17 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:42,642 (Nat): Bigger wow. - What? 18 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:44,411 (Nat): Bigger wow. Sound happier. 19 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,846 (Miig): More excited. (Ziig): Less stupid. 20 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:49,115 Wow! (Nat): Bigger. 21 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:50,316 Wow!! 22 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:53,186 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 23 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:55,855 Better? (Nat): Yes. 24 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:57,857 (Ziig): You dumb fuck. (Miig): So, keep going. 25 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,392 Me? (Ziig): Oh, my God. 26 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,594 Are you gonna say action? (Nat): Action. 27 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:02,796 Wow! 28 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:06,399 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. With-- 29 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,601 - He still looks too stiff. - Why are they talking? 30 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:11,137 (Nat): Try putting your hand on the truck. 31 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:16,109 Wow! 32 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,978 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. With-- 33 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:21,147 Why do you have your hand on it like that? 34 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:22,715 She just told me to put my fuckin' hand-- 35 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:24,884 (Ziig): Yeah, I know but why is your hand on it like that? 36 00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:26,586 Like what? (Ziig): Like you have damage 37 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,054 to your central nervous system. 38 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:30,457 So, I don't get fingerprints on it, you idiot! 39 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:31,891 - Smart. - What an idiot. 40 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:32,959 Wow! 41 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,728 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 42 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,664 (chuckling) 43 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:40,066 (Ziig): What now? (Miig): Bro, seriously? 44 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,836 This half-ton, sporty short-box is... 45 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,671 (Miig): What's wrong with half-ton, sporty short-box? 46 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:47,173 - Nothin'. - Is it not a half-ton, 47 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:48,374 sporty short-box? 48 00:01:48,374 --> 00:01:49,943 It's a half-ton, sporty short-box. 49 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,478 Well, if you wanna go with half-ton, 50 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,646 sporty short-box then-- - Okay, enough. 51 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:55,315 Are you gonna say cut? (Nat): Cut! 52 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:59,686 Wow! Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 53 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,988 (Miig): Don't smile like that. (Ziig): Fuckin' nerds. 54 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,290 {\an8}(women): All of you! 55 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,325 Wow! 56 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,861 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 57 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,829 (Nat): We can see you trying not to smile. 58 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,097 Wow! 59 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:13,466 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 60 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,801 (Ziig): You guys look like toddlers who just 61 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,004 filled their diapers. (players laugh) 62 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:22,442 Wow. Check out this sporty, half-ton short-box. 63 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:23,743 (Miig): Half-ton, sporty. 64 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:26,646 Wow. Check out this half-ton, sporty. 65 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,149 (Miig): But still say short-box. - Short-box. 66 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,083 (Ziig): Fuck me. 67 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,951 {\an8}(speaking French) 68 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:33,887 {\an8}(players laugh) 69 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,489 - This is going nowhere. - Just let them do it smiling. 70 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,291 Fine. Do it smiling. 71 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:39,859 (Goody): Are you gonna say action? 72 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:43,897 Wow! Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 73 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,065 With a 3-litre V6 engine, 74 00:02:46,065 --> 00:02:48,234 it's got the tenacity of a power forward 75 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:51,070 and the reliability of a stay-at-home defenceman. 76 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:53,706 We won't get called for charging... too much. 77 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:57,143 But we'll take two minutes for slashing... prices. 78 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:59,712 Everyone will be checking you from behind 79 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:01,981 with this easy drop-down tailgate. 80 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:05,685 This truck will have them chanting your name. 81 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,288 (together): Dolo! Dolo! Dolo! 82 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:11,291 So, head on down to Laurentian Pre-Owned Auto, 83 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,927 'cause like the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 84 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,396 they're top of the league. 85 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,499 That's a wrap. Fuck it. 86 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,068 What are you doing? 87 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:25,271 We start when you say action and stop when you say-- 88 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:26,339 (women): Cut! 89 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:28,708 (upbeat dance music) 90 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:38,518 (Anik): Welcome back to coverage of the National Senior 91 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,753 Tournament brought to you by BROdude Sports. 92 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:42,589 I'm Anik Archambault with an update 93 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,424 from the National Senior Tournament. 94 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,993 The Brooks Barrelmen lost a 3-2 heartbreaker 95 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:50,330 to the Charlottetown Reds, but those Freezer Twins... 96 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,831 they're still hurting, guys. 97 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,766 (energetic rock music) 98 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,535 (crowd jeers) 99 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:57,570 We've also got highlights from this afternoon's 100 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,372 matinee game between the SOO Hunt 101 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,674 and Les Rapides de Rawdon. But first, 102 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,876 I was able to catch up with team owner Marie-Mai 103 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:06,112 before the game, who had this to say. 104 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,214 Toughness is at the forefront. 105 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,919 We've built our game around the fight. 106 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,287 Around the physicality. 107 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:15,855 Did not expect to see a lot of fighting 108 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:18,391 in this tournament with a national title on the line. 109 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,360 Then don't invite a team from Quebec. 110 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,262 It's senior whale shit hockey after all. 111 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,364 If we win the fight, we win the game. 112 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,166 {\an8}(Anik): Looks like Marie-Mai's guarantee holds water. 113 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,935 {\an8}Les Rapides de Rawdon won the fights 114 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,071 {\an8}en route to winning the game by a score of 3-1. 115 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:33,439 {\an8}They remain undefeated. 116 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,208 Many of you at home are probably thinking, 117 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:38,311 that's a lot of fighting for a championship game. But... 118 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,046 (Hitch): B'ys, it's senior whale shit hockey. 119 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:41,948 Yeah, but we got a lot of games this week, 120 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,216 so we gotta eat right. 121 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,350 Dolo, you have your four to six 122 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:46,085 {\an8}servings of vegetables today? 123 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:48,254 Goody, you have your two to four servings of fruit today? 124 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:50,156 - Fruit's unbelievable. - Hitch, you keeping hydration 125 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,724 at optimal levels? - Yes, b'y. 126 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,059 Six-ounce chicken breast 127 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:54,661 with brown rice and broccoli. 128 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:57,030 Now get fuckin' eating to only 80% full. 129 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:01,567 What do you think, boys? 130 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,469 We gonna win this whole fuckin' thing? 131 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:06,673 {\an8}Lard Jaysus. 132 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:08,274 Yeah, I almost don't want to, 133 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:11,244 'cause the NOSHO record party got so crazy. 134 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,613 (pulsing club music) 135 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,484 We can't get that drunk again. 136 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,023 Hear anything about that Sly Sylvestri, old man? 137 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,225 The dirtiest player in the tournament. 138 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:28,294 - Is that what they're saying? - Are you? 139 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:29,696 I'd be up there. 140 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,398 You were in Boston's system for a while. What happened? 141 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,467 Too dirty, I guess. Took too many penalties. 142 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,135 - Uh-oh. - Hadn't learned to keep it 143 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:38,171 under the radar yet. - You've since learned? 144 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,139 Under 100 penalty minutes this year. 145 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:41,908 Real humanitarian. 146 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,543 So, you get it by the refs. 147 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:45,078 What if someone from the other team sees 148 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,846 and grabs a hold of you? - What if? 149 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,047 They always do. 150 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,383 There hasn't been much consequence for me yet. 151 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:53,353 What I love about hockey, there's always justice. 152 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,722 - We'll see. - Thanks for your time. 153 00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:59,092 I hear the NOSHO's pretty dirty. 154 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:01,928 That might be an understatement. 155 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,563 Anybody out here dirtier than me? 156 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,599 - I think it's Shoresy. - No, he isn't. 157 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:08,601 He's the best in front of the camera, by far. 158 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,536 Amongst the blind, the one-eyed man is king. 159 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:11,771 He could really hold his own. 160 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,639 So, that's one thing he's not too hurt to do. 161 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:15,708 Excuse me, apologies if I'm interrupting. 162 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,076 You guys are with the Bulldogs, right? 163 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,311 In more ways than one. 164 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,046 - I'm Gord Ga-- - We know who you are. 165 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,048 We've got a bunch of seafood coming in from PEI. 166 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,883 I'm looking for a big deep freeze to store it in. 167 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,985 You know of anywhere? - Got friends at a restaurant 168 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:27,453 down the street. Could ask. 169 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:29,222 Please and thank you. What's it called? 170 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,424 - Respect is Burning. - Heard it's good. 171 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,059 We'll keep you posted. 172 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,763 - Hey, you wanna go? - I'm seeing someone. 173 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,264 No, I meant... 174 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,032 Ziig? 175 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,534 Ziig? 176 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,002 Ziigwan. 177 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,438 Yeah. (Shoresy): Nope! 178 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:48,307 - You don't have a choice, slut. - It's a fuckin' waste of time. 179 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:49,976 Jory Jordan is no waste of time. 180 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,411 I just sit there and get peppered. 181 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,813 We have the boost in youth ticket sales to prove it. 182 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,348 I hate that little shit so much. 183 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,216 - Quit whining, dude! - I hate that little shit. 184 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:58,684 Can hear you from down the hall, man. 185 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,319 Sound like a fuckin' Pomeranian, bro. 186 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:01,954 Shouldn't it be grazing? 187 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:04,390 Why does he need three people to hold his hand for this shit? 188 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,292 Go sit in the corner over there. Chew your cud. 189 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,194 Hockey players give back, Shoresy. 190 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,796 For the community, by the community. 191 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,098 So, I'll ask again, are you a hockey player? 192 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,367 - Fuckin' ugly one. - Just give it a salt lick 193 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,302 or something. Keep it busy. 194 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,905 Gorgeous Gord just asked out Ziig. 195 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,706 - Ziigwan! - He's just being a slut. 196 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:22,575 You don't date sluts, you just take them down. 197 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,243 - Fuckin' eh! - So, he asked you out 198 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:26,112 'cause he's not interested? - He can have any girl 199 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,780 in Sudbury. He doesn't want me. 200 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,148 (Miig whimpers mockingly) 201 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:30,316 So, what'd you say? 202 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:31,851 (Shoresy): You are such a little shit. 203 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,886 - Your girl thinks I'm great. - You're such a little rat fuck. 204 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:36,722 Oh, you think about me do you? What are you one of those MAPS or something? 205 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:38,291 - Goofy little shit. - You've had plenty of time 206 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,759 to think about me when you're not scoring goals, 207 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,594 you fuckin' has been. - You know, I'm only doing this 208 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:42,862 because I thought you were a dying kid. 209 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,363 Well, guess what? I'm not dying. 210 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:46,365 I'm not a kid either, you wash-up. - Bet you haven't even 211 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,267 found your dick yet. - Oh, it's hard to miss, 212 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,836 buddy, trust me. - Oh yeah, I bet. 213 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:52,071 - Look how big my hands are. - They're not big at all. 214 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,506 Shut up. Welcome back to the Sudbury 215 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:54,907 Kids Sports Report. I'm Jory Jordan. 216 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:56,876 Two guests cancelled and the Zamboni driver said no, 217 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,678 so we've got number 69, Shore. Fans may know him 218 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:00,546 from his Mic'd Up chirps, but what you may not know 219 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:01,848 is he looks much older in person. 220 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,983 How's it goin', Shoresy? You look tired. 221 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:06,319 You're working through a bit of a slump here. 222 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,187 What do you say to fans who think the Bulldogs lost 223 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:09,422 the NOSHO 'cause you weren't contributing? 224 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,358 Many say the classy move would be to relinquish the captaincy, 225 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,727 rather than waiting for it to get stripped from you. Your thoughts? 226 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,562 What do you say to fans who think you could benefit 227 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:18,631 at your age from some sort of skin rejuvenation treatment 228 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,199 and/or Propecia? 229 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,568 With the body clearly failing you on the ice, 230 00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:25,071 is it fair to assume it's failing you in the bedroom as well? 231 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,342 Let's talk off mic about erectile dysfunction 232 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,811 and how the conversation's not as taboo as it once was. 233 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,479 - One more, Jory. - Would you say you're more 234 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:35,648 insecure about the gray in your hair, or the gray in your beard? 235 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,818 Fuckin' BROdude's here. Why aren't we doing something with them? 236 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,253 We are. 237 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,655 Anik Archambault here, and today, BROdude brings you 238 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,358 Bulldogs: All Access. I'm here with... 239 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,995 Jonathan Diaby aka JoDolo. What it do, what it does. 240 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:51,297 (fans screaming in background) 241 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,798 There's that rowdy booster club. 242 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:54,567 Yeah, the Bluester Club's ready to rip. 243 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,435 You ready to show me how the boys get ready 244 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:58,237 {\an8}for the Vaughan Canadesi? 245 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,675 The Jims. (Dolo): Jim. 246 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:03,643 Yeah. (Dolo): Jim. 247 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:04,677 Hello. (Dolo): Jim. 248 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,312 {\an8}Sup, Dolo? What's goin' on, buddy? 249 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,514 {\an8}- Good luck tonight, Coach. - Thank you. 250 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,349 The Bulldogs have been almost perfect 251 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:11,717 since you took over behind the bench. 252 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,553 What's your secret? - I don't have any secrets. 253 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,187 Bit of a heart on my sleeve kinda guy. 254 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:17,657 (Dolo): Sanger, tell her the Jims' secrets. 255 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,091 - Oh, Jim? - Yeah? 256 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:21,928 How do you tell a Jim where you're going off the face-off? 257 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:24,030 Jim? Jim? 258 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,899 - What's that? - Oh, it's how they communicate 259 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,234 on the ice. They go like. 260 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,102 (Shoresy): Are you telling secrets, Sanguinet? 261 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:32,171 (Sanguinet): It's no secret. Everyone knows Natives do that. 262 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,106 - Don't be an idiot. - You don't be an idiot. 263 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,808 Don't embarrass him on TV. 264 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,611 {\an8}Bien oui, let's see the room. 265 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:39,812 (Shoresy): Well, don't be a fuckin' idiot 266 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,147 in there either, Sanguinet. 267 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,648 (Ziig): Don't embarrass him or I'll embarrass you. 268 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,383 Try. (Ziig): Name two continents. 269 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,552 Mustard and relish. (Nat): Oh, my God. 270 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:49,355 Now that everyone's decent, I'm here with... 271 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,290 - Mark Michaels. - And what's your nickname? 272 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,858 Never Miss-- (Hitch): Doesn't have one. 273 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:54,160 It's Never Misses the Mark. 274 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,962 Explain the whole nickname thing to me. 275 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,263 What's my hockey nickname? 276 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,931 Well, I don't know, hon, what's your last name? 277 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,600 (Goody): You don't know Anik Archambault? 278 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,934 (Shoresy): Loser. (Goody): Come on, bro. 279 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,603 (Shoresy): Such a loser. - I suppose I'd call ya 280 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,605 Shammy or Shammer, or something like that. 281 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,939 (Goody): Archie? (Dolo): Shamwow. 282 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,307 (Michaels): Bobo! - Archie works. 283 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,942 Wow, so you just list a bunch like that 284 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,410 and then the guy picks the one he wants? 285 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,179 (Shoresy): Uh-uh. - Ooh, you don't get to pick. 286 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,680 (Michaels): Well, Fish doesn't have a nickname, 287 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,382 I mean, come on! (Shoresy): Michaels, shut the fuck up. 288 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:17,917 - And you're Fish. - Fish Daddy. 289 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,186 (Shoresy): Such a loser. - No, no, 290 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,787 he strikes me as a very sweet guy. 291 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,322 (Shoresy): Fish? He isn't. 292 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:25,057 Saw him walk by an old lady the other day. 293 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,926 He didn't even smile. (Fish): What? 294 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,995 You always smile at an old lady. 295 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,530 - Why? - 'Cause you just do. 296 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,232 (Fish): Well, what if she's not smiling at you? 297 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,402 You shut the fuck up and smile at the old lady! 298 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,804 Well, that's as good a time as any 299 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,439 to wrap up Bulldogs: All Access 300 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:43,109 and let the boys get ready for the Vaughan Canadesi. 301 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,478 We've got warm-up from the Sudbury arena next. 302 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,279 (Shoresy): You're such a fuckin' lippy cunt, Fish. 303 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,648 I'm gonna fuckin'-- 304 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,616 (upbeat dance music) 305 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:53,285 (crowd cheering) 306 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,644 (whistle blows) 307 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:22,148 (Shoresy): Ninety-eight! Ninety-eight! 308 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,916 (Sly): What? - Get Bedard's number 309 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,918 off your back, you fuckin' hotdog. 310 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,520 - Fuck you. - Oh, my God! 311 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,755 One away from Wayne Gretzky, eh? - Fuck off. 312 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:32,024 One away from the Great One himself. Wow. 313 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,926 You're 69, ya fuckin' loser. 314 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,594 You must be pretty fuckin' good. 315 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:38,898 I'm gonna break your fuckin' ankle. 316 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,267 Hear that boys, 98's scorin' a fuckin' double hatty. 317 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,836 - You're fuckin' brutal. - This guy's gonna score six. 318 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,805 Let the kids play, ya fuckin' loser. 319 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:46,872 He's a fuckin' superstar. 320 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,375 (upbeat dance music continues) 321 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:59,719 Uh-oh, who's got 98 boys? Guy's got 61 records. 322 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,822 How about a little PP love for 98, Coach? He's a shooter. 323 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:05,791 Backhand sauce to a little roof daddy, eh, 98? 324 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:09,361 What's good? 98 wants a shorty. Hey, hey! 325 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,797 (dance music continues) 326 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:15,968 (crowd roars) 327 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,771 Settle down, boys! You don't wanna wake up 98! 328 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:21,474 Hey, pass it to 98, boys. He's a superstar. 329 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,176 Big minutes, 98. Big shutdown minutes. 330 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,378 (music continues) 331 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,548 (crowd roars) 332 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:32,852 Hundred points, 100 PIMs, 98. Let's go! 333 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,755 Don't let 98 get goin', boys. He's a shooter! 334 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,290 Could buy a fuckin' houseboat with his rookie card. 335 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,292 (Shoresy screams) 336 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,660 (players shouting) 337 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:44,530 Where's the fuckin'' high stick? Fuckin' call it! 338 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,832 - Are you kidding me?! - Holy shit. 339 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:49,802 Hruska, hey, hey, hey, you ready to be on TV? 340 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,437 Yeah? Go get stitched up, come back. 341 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,306 You know they're gonna put you on TV. Right? Let's see. 342 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,209 Let's see. Yeah, you still got a bunch in there. 343 00:12:57,209 --> 00:13:00,146 Can you go? That's right, go 'til you can't go no more. 344 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,248 Go get stitched up and come back, big boy. 345 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,083 You know they're gonna put you on TV! 346 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,252 Show everybody how fuckin' tough ya are. 347 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,187 (Anik): We're back from commercial with more action 348 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,922 from the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 349 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,423 and the Vaughan Canadesi 350 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,192 as the Bulldogs' Jordan Hruska 351 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,061 has returned to the game after a nasty high stick 352 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,763 from Sly Sylvestri. 353 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,633 All right, Hruska, let's see it. 354 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,934 Let's see the damage. 355 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,803 Give me the money shot. 356 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,437 There it is. 357 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,239 We know how this goes. 358 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,375 (Shoresy): All right, boys, here he comes. Who wants him? 359 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,376 (Goody): I fuckin' want him. 360 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,977 Can already see them bickering. 361 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,879 - I fuckin' want him. - No, the Jims are goin'. 362 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,347 - Fuckin' pussy. - Fuck him up, man. 363 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:36,348 Gimme it! 364 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:37,583 Only real fight's between our guys 365 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,785 to see who gets him. (players shouting) 366 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,255 Bulldog hockey, baby. 367 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,690 - Go, go! - Go on! 368 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,825 (players shouting indistinctly) 369 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,693 (Michaels): Fuck him up! 370 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:50,629 (Shoresy): Here come the Jims, Sly, ya fuckin' bitch! 371 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:51,897 (crowd cheering) 372 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:55,201 What the fuck?! 373 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,269 Fuck you, Sly! 374 00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,671 You fucking bitch. 375 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,707 (Miig): The Italians are sending their goons. 376 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:03,609 - The Jims got it. - Let's go Jims. 377 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,878 The Jims are such fucking beauties. 378 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,414 (energetic trance music) 379 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,457 (players shouting) 380 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,859 Let's go! Let's go! 381 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,893 (music pauses) 382 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,828 (music resumes) 383 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,324 (Shoresy): Can't hide forever, 98. 384 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,627 Can't hide forever, ya fuckin' bitch. 385 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,462 Someone's gonna fuck you up. 386 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,098 May as well just get out here and get it over with. 387 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,766 Ya fuckin' pussy. 388 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,802 (crowd jeers) 389 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,105 (music continues) 390 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,599 (buzzer honks) 391 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,535 Shoresy, limited ice for you after that two-hander 392 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,604 from Sylvestri. How's it feeling? 393 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,239 Never let 'em know you're hurt. 394 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:43,409 Another pointless outing for both you and JJ Frankie JJ. 395 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,511 How hurt are you? - No excuses. 396 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,013 I gotta be better out there. It's the bottom line. 397 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,581 Just stop squeezing the stick so hard 398 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:52,117 and maybe Frankie stops squeezing the burritos so hard. 399 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,787 You sure that ankle's okay? You got Bobby Clark'd. 400 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,489 Oh, Bobby's granddaughter hits harder than that. 401 00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:59,124 - Thanks, Shoresy. - You bet. 402 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,868 (Shoresy exhales painfully) 403 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,181 {\an8}Frankie, tu as une amie! 404 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,882 - Oui. - C'est fantastique. 405 00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:25,084 - Oui. - Super. 406 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,285 - Oui. - C'est super. 407 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,220 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 408 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,321 {\an8}Huh? 409 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,156 So, this is where your head's been at? 410 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,158 {\an8}- No. - Yeah, so you're what's more 411 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,961 important than winning the entire fuckin' country. 412 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,431 - What? - You can have him. 413 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,867 What is fucking going on here? 414 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,340 - Bit young, but... - We were engaged. 415 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,609 He wants me back. 416 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,945 What is wrong with you Quebec girls? 417 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,213 The Quebecois stand by their own. 418 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,914 Yeah, but why do you wanna stand by him? 419 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,751 - I don't know. It's a thing. - Smells like fuckin' hotdogs. 420 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,686 - But I don't want him. - He's fuckin' JJ 421 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,254 Frankfurter JJ. 422 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,823 {\an8}He's fucking Ballpark Beef Frank. 423 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:05,858 I don't want him. 424 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,593 Well, that makes fuckin' one of ya. 425 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,994 He's been chasing me around for weeks, 426 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,697 so I told him that. And now he's subtweeting me. 427 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,333 - Consensually? - You don't know 428 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,667 what subtweeting means? - No. 429 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,935 He's all over social media 430 00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:19,171 sending out these super dramatic public messages 431 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:20,939 that aren't directly aimed at anyone, 432 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,108 but everybody knows he's talking about me. 433 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:25,310 - Like what? - I'll show you. 434 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,112 Translated to English. 435 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:33,252 "Wow... never thought I'd feel like this." 436 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,623 So, he's not saying this to anyone, he's just saying it? 437 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,824 - Yeah, keep-- - Huh? 438 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,292 Yes, it's meant to create speculation. 439 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,394 Make people wonder. It's meant to cause some drama. 440 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,530 Keep reading. One hour later. 441 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,066 "You never got to know the real me. 442 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,768 I'm glad I didn't let you." Oh, my God. 443 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,937 Keep going. An hour after that. 444 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:55,407 "I know what I deserve and it's much more than this." 445 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,210 That's embarrassing. - How do you think I feel? 446 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,345 Keep going. 15 minutes after that. 447 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,414 "You don't deserve my tears. 448 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,818 You've taken enough." What a loser! 449 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,821 And Quebec girls want this guy? 450 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,122 - No. - Huh? 451 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,390 No one wants him anymore. 452 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,791 What about Laurence Laboeuf? 453 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,359 Laurence Laboeuf? She dumped him 454 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,628 after some big party you guys had. 455 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:21,100 A lot of rumors flying around about that night, so you know. 456 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,601 Most not true, I hope. 457 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,404 (energetic club music) 458 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,639 What happened there?