1 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:07,040 (funky electronic music) 2 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,353 (Nat): Dream season. 3 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,991 After going almost entirely winless the year before, 4 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:27,560 this year, we went undefeated. 5 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:31,464 24 wins, zero losses. A perfect season. 6 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,266 And a NOSHO record. 7 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:35,235 Then things got even better. 8 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,604 We made our bid for the National Senior Tournament, 9 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:41,274 and we got it. The best hockey teams in Canada 10 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:43,743 are coming here to play for the national title 11 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:46,179 against you, in Sudbury. 12 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,314 Let's set the fuckin' tone! 13 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,350 After our perfect regular season, 14 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:52,152 it appeared the table was set. 15 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,320 We would win the NOSHO playoffs and then move on 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,122 to the National Senior Tournament. 17 00:00:56,689 --> 00:01:00,226 But the playoffs... didn't go as planned. 18 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:05,398 {\an8}("Blues Run the Game" by Laura Marling) 19 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,235 ♪ Catch a boat to England, baby ♪ 20 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,871 ♪ Maybe to Spain ♪ 21 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:14,474 ♪ Wherever I have gone ♪ 22 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:17,277 ♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪ 23 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,179 ♪ Wherever I have gone ♪ 24 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:23,216 ♪ The blues run the game ♪ 25 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,722 ♪ Send out for whiskey, baby ♪ 26 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:31,991 ♪ Send out for gin ♪ 27 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,462 ♪ Me and room service, honey ♪ 28 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,764 ♪ Me and room service, mama ♪ 29 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,799 ♪ Me and room service ♪ 30 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:42,569 ♪ We are living a life of sin ♪ 31 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,275 ♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪ 32 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,311 ♪ You are on my mind ♪ 33 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:54,380 ♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪ 34 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:57,050 ♪ I ain't sleeping, mama ♪ 35 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,885 ♪ When I ain't sleeping ♪ 36 00:01:58,885 --> 00:02:01,387 ♪ You know you'll find me crying ♪ 37 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:04,357 (Shoresy wails indistinctly) 38 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:06,860 Fuck's sake. 39 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:11,564 Like, it's so dumb. 40 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:14,200 (Shoresy sobbing) 41 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,508 What a fuckin' bunch of losers. 42 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:24,811 (footsteps thud approaching) 43 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,318 (freezer door slams) 44 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,489 What can we say boys? 45 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:38,825 Nothing worse than losing to the Yanks. 46 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,427 - In our own fuckin' barn. - Especially in our own barn. 47 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:43,396 (Hitch): I don't know what to say for the best, b'ys. 48 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,898 {\an8}(speaking French) 49 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,366 {\an8}Maybe there ain't no best to it. 50 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,535 But just because we lost doesn't mean there shouldn't 51 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:49,636 be a game stick. 52 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:54,507 Goody, you played through a separated shoulder. 53 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,176 Dolo, foot fracture. 54 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,845 Never seen a team so hurt as this by the Lard Jaysus. 55 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,847 Fish, you came back from a skate laceration 56 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,315 to the neck. 57 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,619 Shoresy. (Shoresy sobs) 58 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:09,255 You came back from a concussion in the first round. 59 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:12,325 And you played through a torn groin and a hip pointer. 60 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,260 What happens with a hip pointer? 61 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:15,662 Can't push when you shit. 62 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,164 You were the leader this team needed. 63 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,167 Shoresy, 64 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,903 game stick goes to you, my man. 65 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,807 (players clap) 66 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:29,576 Be proud, Shoresy. 67 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:30,843 Chin up, buddy. 68 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:33,947 {\an8}Lard Jaysus, boys, we nearly had 'em! 69 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:37,283 (Shoresy wails) 70 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,653 - What is it, my dude? - I can't. 71 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,556 I brought you guys in because everybody 72 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,059 was acting like bitches. 73 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:49,362 And now you're all acting like bitches, too. 74 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,331 - Okay, that's unfair, Shoresy. - Just shut the fuck up, 75 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:52,765 Michaels. - We just lost 76 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:55,201 to the Yanks. You're all acting like you wanna eat... 77 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:56,736 each other's pussies. 78 00:03:57,403 --> 00:04:00,106 {\an8}Like you're opening a second bottle of wine with... 79 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:01,541 your gal pal. - My son-- 80 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,710 I don't wanna fuckin' lift my head right now 81 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,412 'cause you're probably all giving each other ski poles. 82 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,880 Ski poles? 83 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,117 Come on, Shoresy, say something positive. 84 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,019 (Shoresy): Fuckin' Sommerfeld's dog mom 85 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,588 wasn't lickin' her lips at me all fuckin' night for once. 86 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,724 - Okay. - Fuckin' Briggsy's fat sister 87 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:20,927 isn't looking as ugly as when she tried to fuck me two years ago. 88 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,729 - Shoresy. - Fuckin' Michaels' ex-sweetie 89 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:25,031 flashed me her bird and I thought it as an accident, 90 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:26,766 but now I don't think it was. - Hey! 91 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,068 What about Phillips? He had the game of his life. 92 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,170 - Who? - Phillips. 93 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:33,039 - That's Phillips. - No, it isn't. 94 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:35,375 - Who do you think that is? - I don't fuckin' know. 95 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,543 - Shoresy, the boys are hurt. - It's fuckin' hockey! 96 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:39,779 You go 'til you can't go no more. 97 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:44,350 Fuck! (hockey sticks clatter loudly) 98 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:47,587 (Sanguinet exhales) 99 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:53,092 - Let's get drunk. - Wait, how drunk? 100 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,528 Like NOSHO record party drunk? 101 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:57,864 (pulsing club music) 102 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,602 I don't think we should get that drunk again. 103 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,609 It's been long enough. You should go say something. 104 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:15,848 (Nat): This is-- - Unfortunate? 105 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,350 Pathetic? 106 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:19,485 A real cunt. 107 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,988 We're hosting the National Senior Tournament in a week. 108 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,456 We're beat up from the feet up. 109 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:24,924 Seven days rest can go a long way. 110 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,060 We're supposed to be there because we're the best team. 111 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,961 Now we're only there 'cause we're the host team. 112 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,430 So, the host team gets in automatically. 113 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,799 Look at it as good fortune. - We're the team that gets 114 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,600 in on a formality. - We're throw-ins. 115 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,069 Doesn't matter how you get to the dance, 116 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,503 you just gotta get there. - We're filler. 117 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:38,738 - Freeloaders. - Nat. 118 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,039 When they see the Sudbury guys, 119 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:41,841 you think anyone's gonna look at them and say, 120 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,143 "Uh-oh." Won't get any respect. 121 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:46,045 Sometimes you have to demand it. 122 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,648 Yo, last year we wanted to win one game. 123 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:51,250 This year, we won them all. Now we have a chance to win 124 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,619 the whole country. Cash in. 125 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:56,656 We've got a week to get these guys over this loss 126 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:59,325 and refocused for the National Senior Tournament. 127 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:00,626 We've gotta get 'em healed. 128 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,395 Thank fuck there won't be much fighting. 129 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,564 I dunno. There may be a national title on the line, 130 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,332 but it's still senior whale shit hockey. 131 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:09,001 Seriously. Nat, at least go check on Shoresy. 132 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,937 Yeah, ask him when he's gonna start chipping in 133 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,405 on the scoresheet. - He always finds 134 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:14,574 a way to contribute. (Miig): He can't handle losing. 135 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,209 Show me someone who can handle losing 136 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,844 and I'll show you a loser. 137 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,281 Let's get these guys drunk. 138 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:24,717 Wait... how drunk? 139 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:28,354 Yeah. NOSHO record party drunk? 140 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:31,758 (pulsing club music) 141 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,561 I don't think they should get that drunk again. 142 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,802 (downtempo lounge music) 143 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:08,428 (SOO Hunt players whooping) 144 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:15,535 Let's go boys! Fill 'er up, barmaid! Come on! 145 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:17,103 You boys wanna give it a hoist? 146 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,905 Something to remind you of the good old days? 147 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,473 Goody couldn't if he wanted to. 148 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:21,507 All right, that's enough. 149 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,609 Won't let ya drink out of it, 150 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,411 but why don't ya come give it a kiss? 151 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:28,381 - Drink your beer. - I'll go get the bouncers. 152 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,483 - They don't need them. - Come on over, boys. 153 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,218 Give it a kiss. - Let's keep it classy. 154 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,720 Can't wait to rip a snooter off this thing. 155 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,689 Come on! Kiss it! 156 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:43,329 Fuckin' pussies. (Delaney): The runner-ups! 157 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:46,532 (SOO Hunt players cheer) 158 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:50,937 What's that you were saying about respect again, Miig? 159 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,039 - Sometimes you have to-- - It's pathetic. 160 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:54,474 What's wrong with them? 161 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:58,110 (Shoresy): I'm fuckin' hurt! Oh, I'm fuckin' real hurt. 162 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,512 - Your head? - No. 163 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,214 - Your hand? - No. 164 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,716 My heart. - Are you hurt, 165 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,418 or are you injured? - We're the fuckin' 166 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:06,986 Teenage Mutant Injured Turtles. 167 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,754 You gotta leave it behind you, my guy. 168 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,790 Game seven. In our barn. 169 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:11,991 Refocus. 170 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,026 We're going to the National Senior Tournament. 171 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,761 Yeah, as fuckin' honorable mentions. 172 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:17,630 (Big Sexy): Tit fucker. - As runner-ups. 173 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,765 - Runners-up. - As the guys who didn't 174 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,901 earn it. It's embarrassing. 175 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,736 (Hitch): Ya needs a break, me son. 176 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,439 After that hit you took in the first round, 177 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,341 you should be out four to six weeks, old man. 178 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,475 Four to six? 179 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:31,577 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit, 180 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,412 you think it's four to six? (Goody): Settle down. 181 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:35,348 - What are you even doing? - Lookin' at girls 182 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,582 on the internet. (Sanguinet): Why? 183 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,784 - Had a sec. - Goody's hurt worse than me. 184 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:40,586 Goody's not hurt so bad as what you are. 185 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,822 - He's got his arm in a sling. - It's a holster. 186 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,057 - Goody's four to six. - Just 'cause I have my arm 187 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,592 in this, you think it's four to six? 188 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,094 Dolo's hurt worse than Goody is. 189 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,363 {\an8}Takes ya 20 minutes to get from the crapper 190 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,731 {\an8}to the couch, old man. 191 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,468 Doesn't matter. We're all fuckin' losers anyway. 192 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,770 (Hitch): Never see a team with so many injuries as this, 193 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,272 b'ys, by the Lard Jaysus. 194 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,806 We're the tag alongs of the tournament. 195 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:03,409 (door slams, Big Sexy squawks) Oh, nice work, Sanguinet. 196 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:04,944 Now you've upset Big Sexy. 197 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,546 You wanna find out who's the most hurt? 198 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,948 - Go easy, Big Sex. - Come where we're to. 199 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,751 We has a walking competition. - A walking competition? 200 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,753 You says you're not hurt so bad as what he is. 201 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:16,155 - Get control of your bird. - He says he's not hurt 202 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,857 so bad as what you is. - You talk like 203 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:18,925 a fuckin' idiot, eh? 204 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,726 {\an8}And you're hurt more bad-- 205 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,095 {\an8}So, come on over where we're to. 206 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,597 We has a walking competition 207 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,199 and we finds out who's the most hurt. 208 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,035 Don't walk out on me, old man! 209 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,670 (Shoresy): I'm takin' care of my bird! 210 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,638 (Nat): Who do you think is the most hurt? 211 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:34,574 Shoresy really got his bell rung in the first round. 212 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,042 He was a fuckin' ghost the second round. 213 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,510 - He got trucked. - Maybe it'll make him 214 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,612 less stubborn. - Won't make him less stupid. 215 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,314 We ready? - We're ready. 216 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,481 Let's get started. 217 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:43,916 (Shoresy): Well, can I premise it by saying 218 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,318 something first? - Premise? 219 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,186 - Huh? - What do you mean, premise? 220 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,888 {\an8}Well, I wanna-- 221 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,156 {\an8}Nutella's junk, eh? 222 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,290 Preface. 223 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,092 If you wanna ruin a good piece of toast. 224 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,660 Fer... how do you... 225 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,495 Well, you wants to say something before you walks, right? 226 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,030 I was gonna say a few words, yeah. 227 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,632 Okay, well ya wants to preface it. 228 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:04,103 So... I meant to say preface but I said premise? 229 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,238 - That's what ya did, b'y. - Oh, my God. 230 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:07,673 {\an8}What an idiot, eh? 231 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,742 {\an8}- Good thing no chick saw that. - Settle down. 232 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,144 - I dies at ya, b'y. - Well, I guess 233 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,413 I'm going to preface my walk 234 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:17,550 by saying, and I'm sure you've all noticed this before, 235 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,252 I have one leg shorter than the other. 236 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:22,488 - By how much? - By about two inches. 237 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:23,689 {\an8}Two inches? 238 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,091 {\an8}Inch and a half, two inches, yeah. 239 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,459 No, b'y. Never knew that, old man. 240 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,361 Well, I try not to make a big deal of it. 241 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,596 Try not to let it get in my way. Get me down. 242 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:34,800 But if you notice something in my walk, it's probably that. 243 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,737 {\an8}I don't have to talk while I'm doing it or anything, right? 244 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,472 - No, b'y. - Go. 245 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:43,109 You want me to rush you when you're walking? 246 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,978 Let's have a little etiquette in here, boys. 247 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,380 A little sportsmanship here, now. 248 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,616 (Shoresy sniffs) 249 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,757 (Hitch): K, now come back where we're to. 250 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,593 See, it's just a little slower than ordinary. 251 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,763 But that's probably the leg, which we've established. 252 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,766 Otherwise, there's really nothing out of the ordinary. 253 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,968 Yeah, so... - Four to six. 254 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,803 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit? 255 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,571 You walk like you had your shit pushed. 256 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,007 B'y, I knew you'd be lookin' four to six but-- 257 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,842 Who's... up next? 258 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,744 I didn't think you'd be lookin' that four to six. 259 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,913 Could we just keep this moving, please? 260 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,082 {\an8}(Miig): Yes. Teams for this year's 261 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,717 {\an8}National Senior Tournament are set. 262 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,419 - Dynamite. - Against all odds, 263 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,387 we'll have teams from all over Turtle Island 264 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,456 representing western Canada, eastern Canada, 265 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,926 {\an8}Quebec, northern Ontario, southern Ontario, and us. 266 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,261 {\an8}Six whole teams. 267 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,996 Why aren't the other provinces sending teams? 268 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,731 {\an8}Because it's senior whale shit hockey. 269 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,766 {\an8}Up first, representing western Canada, 270 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:43,969 {\an8}from the province of Alberta, home of Treaties 6, 7, and 8, 271 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,738 {\an8}the Brooks Barrelmen. 272 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,873 From the heart of cowmen country Canada, 273 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,843 for these guys, it's hockey all winter, rodeo all summer. 274 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:53,179 They're tie-down ropers, steer wrestlers, 275 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,381 and of course, bull and bronco riders. 276 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,450 You've gotta be certifiable for that sport. 277 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,784 {\an8}Stupid tough. 278 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:01,087 {\an8}According to the scouting report, they kinda are. 279 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,688 {\an8}- Tough? - Stupid. 280 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,890 {\an8}- How stupid? - Time will tell. 281 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,258 {\an8}If we're talking notable players, 282 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:09,061 {\an8}we're talking the Friesen twins, AKA the Freezer Twins. 283 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,696 {\an8}- Why Freezer? - Because they're built 284 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:11,764 {\an8}like large appliances. 285 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,132 (Miig): These guys played 286 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,867 Team Canada rugby for four years. 287 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,936 So, needless to say, they like to hit. 288 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:18,838 (crowd jeers) 289 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,339 Keep your head up around these guys 290 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,707 or you know what'll happen. 291 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,109 (Shoresy): Four to six! 292 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,745 I'll be the judge of that, me son. Dolo, you're up. 293 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,547 Hold on. You ready? 294 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,983 {\an8}Little sportsmanship in here, eh? 295 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,718 - Sorry, b'y. - Let's let Dolo get focused 296 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,720 for his walk here, boys. A little quiet in here now. 297 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,889 (Dolo inhales deeply) 298 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:41,127 (chill hip-hop music playing) 299 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,235 (Dolo exhales deeply) 300 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,637 Well, who's lookin' four to six now? 301 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,205 He's lookin' pretty four to six. 302 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,573 {\an8}(Shoresy): Mm-hmm. 303 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,675 {\an8}You can't really walk at all, bro. 304 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,411 Hard to believe he's been doing it his whole life. 305 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,980 What's good. - He's more four to six 306 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,548 than Shoresy. - B'ys, we still don't really 307 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:03,949 know who's the four to sixiest. 308 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,551 (Nat): Okay, who's next? 309 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,919 {\an8}Representing eastern Canada, 310 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,255 {\an8}from Prince Edward Island, the Charlottetown Reds. 311 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,790 {\an8}PEI, Mi'kmaq territory. 312 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,191 {\an8}Not unlike folks from Newfoundland, 313 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:15,127 {\an8}Prince Edward Islanders have some unique speech. 314 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,029 {\an8}- Example? - Ever seen the Prince Edward 315 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,632 {\an8}Island Encyclopedia on YouTube? - What's goin' on? 316 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,167 {\an8}I'll fuckin' flatten ya, young buck. 317 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,302 {\an8}I'm gonna come to your house and slam your fuckin' cupboards. 318 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,571 {\an8}- Nice kit bag there, big nuts. - I'll beat you like you're 319 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:26,772 {\an8}on a fishin' trip with your father. 320 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:28,407 Easy there, George Clooney. 321 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,376 Where'd the cows die? Who the fuck are you? 322 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,011 (speaking gibberish) 323 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:33,779 {\an8}- Noted. - Most of these guys 324 00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:34,914 {\an8}are commercial fishermen. 325 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,116 Out on the Atlantic for days on end 326 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,285 fishing for herring, mackerel, crab. 327 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,053 They know hard work. 328 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,822 But a handful of them are owners-operators 329 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,790 of what many call the best seafood shack 330 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,225 on Prince Edward Island. 331 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:50,896 Serving up fresh shucked oysters, seafood chowder, 332 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,098 and their signature lobster rolls. 333 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,433 (Nat): I'm hungry. 334 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,202 So, who are we watching for? 335 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,104 (Ziig): These guys play as a unit. No one-man shows. 336 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:02,641 {\an8}Beware, they're pedal to the rug for a full sixty. 337 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,376 {\an8}Hard fuckin' workers. 338 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,179 {\an8}But a standout in another sense 339 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,348 would be the gorgeous Gord Gallant. 340 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,983 This guy makes panty soup. 341 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,685 (Miig): Ew. (Ziig): He soaks Uggs. 342 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,820 (Nat): Entering a dink phase, eh, Ziig? 343 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,555 {\an8}If you can resist him, you're doing well. 344 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,324 {\an8}- Up to the task? - Probably just another 345 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,792 {\an8}Instagram doll and real-life donkey. 346 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,727 {\an8}When was the last time you dated a hockey player? 347 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,163 {\an8}You don't date sluts. You just take 'em down. 348 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,398 - Anything else? - Aside from all of that, 349 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:30,502 {\an8}the word on these guys is that they're just really... nice. 350 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,171 Nice? 351 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,174 {\an8}Nice. 352 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,142 {\an8}(Shoresy): Well, that's fuckin' nice. 353 00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:38,911 {\an8}- Holy! - Agreed. 354 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,880 {\an8}- So dumb. - You can walk more good 355 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,915 {\an8}than Dolo, but he's playin' better. 356 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,385 Well, you gotta find a way to contribute. 357 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,853 Sanger, sit down. Shut the fuck up. 358 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:50,089 - What're you guys doin'? - Walking competition. 359 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,224 - Walking competition? - To find out who's hurt 360 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,227 more bad than who. Now, you're up, old man. 361 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,930 (chill hip-hop music playing) 362 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,468 (Shoresy): Oh, fuck. Think he'd be that good? 363 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,535 - At walking? - Yep. 364 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,504 {\an8}(Hitch): No. - Me neither. 365 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:06,572 {\an8}(Shoresy): Me neither. 366 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,440 Now come back where we're to, me son. 367 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,515 Yep. Yep, he's good. 368 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,083 {\an8}He walks good. 369 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,252 {\an8}I ain't never seen anybody walk so good as that. 370 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,354 {\an8}No, me neither. (Shoresy): I know. I know. 371 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,956 - Sanguinet? - No, no, no. 372 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,991 He doesn't get to just waltz in here and say 373 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,793 who walks good. 374 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,696 That's good walking, Goody. Congratulations. 375 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,364 You're the least four to six. 376 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,668 Well, Dolo, Hitch, we're runner-ups again. 377 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,536 - Runners-up. - Yep. 378 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:40,673 Lost the NOSHO Cup. Now we lost the walking competition. 379 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,174 May as well be eatin' solo paninis. 380 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,876 - Why? - We're fuckin' losers. 381 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,544 Never seen a team with so many injuries 382 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,246 as this, b'ys, by the Lard Jaysus. 383 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,382 Think anyone's gonna see the Bulldogs and say "Uh-oh"? 384 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,951 No fuckin' way. (door slams) 385 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,786 (Big Sexy squawks) Want me to come over 386 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,188 to your house, slam your fuckin' doors? 387 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,627 (energetic rock music) 388 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,866 {\an8}Anik Archambault here, welcoming you back to another 389 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,135 {\an8}edition of Questionable Call brought to you 390 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,538 {\an8}by BROdude Energy. With me, as always, 391 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,207 {\an8}are panelists Jay Onrait, Tessa Bonhomme, 392 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,775 {\an8}and the man they call RA. 393 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,478 Mesdames and messieurs, as you are well aware, 394 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,380 BROdude Energy has been granted 395 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,115 the exclusive broadcasting rights 396 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,317 of the National Senior Hockey Tournament 397 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,552 in Sudbury, Ontario. 398 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,954 Can only imagine the cutthroat competition 399 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,557 for that contract, Anik. - Bet it was eye popping. 400 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,392 Remember when we used to cover real hockey? 401 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,860 Today we continue the breakdown 402 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,228 of the participating teams 403 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:38,831 starting with my home province. - La belle province. 404 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,899 Representing Quebec at this year's tournament 405 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,835 is Les Rapides de Rawdon. 406 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,870 Quebec is home to the toughest league in hockey, 407 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:48,240 and make no mistake, Les Rapides are the toughest. 408 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,609 Pierre-Luc Leblond, Danick Paquette, 409 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,244 and Steve Bossé. (Tessa): Leblond fought 410 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:53,612 the toughest guys in the show 411 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,147 when goons were still in the game. 412 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,816 (Jay): Paquette's face looks like it was carved out of wood. 413 00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:59,752 If you think you recognize Bossé from the YouTube 414 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,453 knockout videos, you probably recognize him 415 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,255 from the UFC as well. He's 12-2-0. 416 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,591 Someone else fans may recognize is the team owner, 417 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,693 Quebec pop icon, Marie-Mai. 418 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,362 The multi-platinum artist and Queb darling 419 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,331 is also a hockey fan. 420 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,166 One of the things worth mentioning to fans, 421 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,036 she was one engaged to JJ Frankie JJ. 422 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,004 With the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 423 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,773 serving as the host team and the SOO Hunt 424 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,074 representing northern Ontario... 425 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,942 - SOO, Michigan, baby. - We're left with one 426 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,278 final entry. Representing southern Ontario, 427 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,813 coming from the city with the most 428 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,516 Italian Canadians per capita in the country, 429 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,785 the Vaughan Canadesi. - Cannoli imagine 430 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,087 there are a few Italians on the team, Anik. 431 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,856 Actually, Jay, every single one. 432 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,292 {\an8}Ferrari, Ferrara, Ferraro, 433 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,528 {\an8}Barbieri, Barberio, Barbara, 434 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,164 {\an8}DiBenidetti, Deodato, DiDomenico. 435 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,532 {\an8}You get the idea. 436 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,902 {\an8}These guys play the game hard, fast, and emotional. 437 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,670 {\an8}(Tessa): So, who we looking for, Anik? 438 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,206 {\an8}(Anik): Number 98, Marco Sylvestri. 439 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,108 (RA): Sly Sylvestri? (Tessa): What, you know him? 440 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,910 (RA): He used to be in Boston's system for a while. 441 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,812 (Tessa): And? (RA): He could pick the prosciutto 442 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,046 outta your teeth with a stick. 443 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,514 (Jay): More of a pancetta guy. 444 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,916 (Tessa): So, he loves the lumber. 445 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,250 (Anik): Oh, he'll be the dirtiest player 446 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,152 in the tournament. - Good matchup for Shoresy. 447 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,754 I'm hearing Shoresy's hurt. 448 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,089 The man doesn't like to be outdone. 449 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,790 But does anyone really care? 450 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,126 We'll find out soon as the best teams in Canada 451 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,661 descend on Sudbury today. 452 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,230 (Liam): The best teams in Canada and the Sudbury Mango Malamutes. 453 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,498 Oh, you're fuckin' hilarious, Liam. 454 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,133 If things get rough, just throw one of your 455 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,468 Band-Aids at 'em. - You too, Cory. 456 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,002 You're so fuckin' funny. - Squirt 'em with 457 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,704 some Polysporin. - Like the funniest guys 458 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,206 who ever lived. - Why aren't you laughing? 459 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,540 Don't worry, Liam, I don't laugh 460 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,409 at your mom's jokes either and every time, 461 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,377 she's like, "What? I'm funny!" 462 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,246 (Cory laughs) I don't laugh at your mom's 463 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,615 jokes either, Cory, and every time she's like, 464 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,983 "Be nice to me!" 465 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:40,319 Regular season league record only to blow it in playoffs. 466 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,887 Must sting. - Little bit, Cor. 467 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,622 - Any regrets? - My only regret 468 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,491 is not serving my country. - Oh yeah? 469 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,959 Yeah, and I think about it every time 470 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,494 I go to war on your mom's ass. 471 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,362 - You're fuckin' awful, Shoresy. - Fuck you. 472 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,197 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam. 473 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,066 Better tell your mom to go get checked out. 474 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,535 I saw Cory's mom last night. Now my dick feels 475 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,704 like it ate a pack of Halls. - Clean it up. 476 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,305 Yeah, tell that to your mom, Cor. 477 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,207 She climbed over my gearshift last night 478 00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,909 to hop on my wiener and that thing still 479 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,812 smells like shrimp scampi. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 480 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,847 Fuck you, Liam. Every time I hit your mom 481 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,683 from the back it sounds like someone running in flip-flops. 482 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,652 (Cory and Liam): Fuck you! - Cory, I got your mom 483 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,888 on speed dial and Liam's mom blocked. 484 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,157 I don't know which one should be more embarrassed. 485 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,193 (rhythmic rock music) 486 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,232 (music decrescendos) 487 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,937 (music resumes) 488 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,744 (music decrescendos) 489 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,348 - Fuckin' what? - Captain's meeting. 490 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,882 Yeah, well you shoulda come to us. 491 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,951 It's fuckin' freezing out there. - You've got the National 492 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,053 Senior Tournament in two days. (Goody): Hope I'm warm by then. 493 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,855 The other teams have already started to show up. 494 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,791 {\an8}(overlapping chatter) - We've got a problem. 495 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,560 We've got a problem. 496 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,161 Yeah? What's the problem, Sanguinet? 497 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,430 You've lost your identity as hockey players. 498 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:10,736 After that loss, you've forgotten 499 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,572 what makes you unique as athletes of the sport. 500 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,743 Well, Lard Jaysus, I never see a team 501 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,077 with so many injuries as this, b'y. 502 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,746 No excuses. 503 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,281 - But-- - Hockey players don't 504 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,749 make excuses. 505 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,250 You play for the logo on the front, 506 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,585 not the name on the back. 507 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,420 You play for your city and for your teammates. 508 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,590 You win for them. No excuses. 509 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:37,596 He can barely walk. I can barely lift my arm. 510 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,498 Never let them know you're hurt. 511 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,301 You're the leaders of this team and look at you. 512 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,236 One's in a sling, one's limping around. 513 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,138 You're crying about being cold. 514 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,941 Give your balls a tug. You're hockey players. 515 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,044 Never let them know you're hurt. 516 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,014 Shoresy, 517 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,084 you're the captain of this team. Why did we lose to the Yanks? 518 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,253 - No excuses. - You hurt? 519 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,221 Go 'til you can't go no more. 520 00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:06,024 Then why you all like... (whimpers) 521 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,828 - We didn't earn it. - Doesn't matter how you get 522 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,730 to the dance, you just gotta get there. 523 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,398 Yeah, and then what, Sanguinet? 524 00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:14,966 - Then-- - Huh? 525 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,670 Find that "fuck you" attitude. 526 00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:22,074 You went down to the Yanks. 527 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,343 Took 'em seven games, but you lost. 528 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,644 You're right. 529 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,479 Maybe you shouldn't be here. 530 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,848 But you can't look at the rearview 531 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,983 and the road at the same time. 532 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,487 You're the best team in the history of the NOSHO. 533 00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,022 You're record holders. 534 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,992 24 wins, zero losses. A perfect season. 535 00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,129 So, you've got two options. 536 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,665 You could sit around, cry about losing to the Yanks 537 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:47,799 in the playoffs, 538 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,802 or find that "fuck you" attitude and beat them 539 00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:52,371 on the national stage. 540 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:57,175 Shoresy, think you can find it? 541 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,278 (door opens) 542 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,781 Is that the runner-ups section? 543 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,417 We'll sit over here then. 544 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,486 (Palmer): Pretty quiet over there for once, Shoresy. 545 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,521 (Schnurr): All right. - Havin' a cry? 546 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,057 I get it, bud. Life's tough. Wanna talk? 547 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,193 (Schnurr): Easy, fellas. - Where's the fuckin' barmaid? 548 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:17,496 Yeah, send the barmaid over to the winners section 549 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,531 when she's done with the runner-ups. 550 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:23,301 (rhythmic rock music playing softly) 551 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:27,973 Runners-up. 552 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,778 - What? - Runners-up! 553 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,647 - What's he sayin'? - It's runners-up. 554 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:39,117 Not runner-ups. Dumb fuckin' cunts. 555 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:41,386 Call it what you want, bud. You're toss-ins. 556 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,089 You're fuckin' extras. - Ton o' hockey left, boys. 557 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,857 Ton o' hockey left. - Fuck you. 558 00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:47,325 - Fuck you. - Found it. 559 00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:49,494 Shut the fuck up, Delaney, ya fuckin' coke head. 560 00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:51,196 - What're you gonna do? - You've done too many 561 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,631 speedballs, bud. - Piece of shit. 562 00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:53,999 Fuck you, man. 563 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:56,067 What's that you were saying about respect again, Miig? 564 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,636 Sometimes you have to demand it. 565 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,871 What're you gonna do? You're in a sling, Goody. 566 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:02,140 - Come here and find out. - What are you gonna do? 567 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,642 You're not gonna fuckin' do anything. 568 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,944 Won't see much fighting in this tournament, eh, Nat? 569 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,245 Let's fucking see it. 570 00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:09,214 Think we have a chance of winning this thing? 571 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,850 - They look ready to me. - Less talk. Let's go. 572 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,985 - Yeah, fucking dick. - Are you gonna do something? 573 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,954 (overlapping arguments) - Bulldog hockey, baby. 574 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:18,657 - Is that the Sudbury guys? - Yeah? 575 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,493 Uh-oh. 576 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,329 (hip-hop music)