1 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:19,419 ("Sunshine" by Nazareth) 2 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,208 ♪ Sunshine ♪ 3 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:47,013 ♪ Every single day, helps to light my way ♪ 4 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:49,249 ♪ And darlin' ♪ 5 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:55,355 ♪ Right before my eyes it don't come as no surprise ♪ 6 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,260 ♪ That it's easy ♪ 7 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:07,133 ♪ Easy loving you ♪ 8 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:11,971 ♪ And baby ♪ 9 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:15,008 ♪ 'Til you came along ♪ 10 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:18,745 ♪ There was always something wrong around me ♪ 11 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,882 ♪ There was emptiness, of course ♪ 12 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,286 ♪ But it's alright ♪ 13 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,789 ♪ And it's easy ♪ 14 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:36,830 ♪ Easy loving you ♪ 15 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,768 ♪ And sunshine ♪ 16 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:47,140 ♪ Having you around you're the light I never found ♪ 17 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,142 ♪ And darlin' ♪ 18 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:52,679 ♪ Every minute you're away ♪ 19 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:56,249 ♪ But it's brighter ♪ 20 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,686 ♪ And it's easy ♪ 21 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:07,026 ♪ Easy loving you ♪ 22 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,502 (music intensifies) 23 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:20,940 {\an8}(music stops abruptly) 24 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,609 (Shoresy): What's a fuckin' webinar? 25 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:23,943 Only one is a webinar. (Shoresy): Huh? 26 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:25,678 - The other two are seminars. - Huh? 27 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:27,514 We're in the National Senior Tournament. 28 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:28,915 - So? - So, we don't have time 29 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:31,217 for a web... what? - Webinar. 30 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:32,585 Do what you're told, you dumb fuck. 31 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,454 Fuck you, Ziig, ya fuckin' hee-haw. 32 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:35,855 Look at the wall, Shoresy. 33 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,324 The other one. 34 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:39,826 The other one. 35 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,495 The other one! - You're such a fuckin' idiot. 36 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:43,997 - Ziig! - That one! 37 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,032 (Nat): What does it say? - God, don't make him read it. 38 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:48,134 Where? (Nat): At the top! 39 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,203 (Ziig): Just take it slow, buddy. Sound it out. 40 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,905 Can we put that thing back in its pen 41 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,239 before it poops on something? 42 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:55,341 "For the community, by the community." 43 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,043 Seriously, it's gonna chew the corner of a chair. 44 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,445 We've got the best senior teams in Canada here, 45 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:00,914 including a ton of ex-pros, 46 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,215 and we're gonna use this opportunity 47 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:03,983 to give back to Sudbury. - With a webisode? 48 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:05,385 Webinar. (Shoresy): Huh? 49 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,220 The other two are seminars. (both): Two? 50 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:10,456 Yes, one webinar and two seminars. 51 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:12,325 (Ziig): For a total of what, Shoresy? 52 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:13,593 Count it out on your fingers, bud. 53 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:14,627 Count me outta all this, 54 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,262 ya fuckin' goat face. - Uh-uh. 55 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,498 As captain of the host Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 56 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:20,533 you have to show face. - Fer what?! 57 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,069 - For the community. - By the community. 58 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,104 - That's ambitious, Nat. - Hockey players give back. 59 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:27,473 Always have. They're good citizens. 60 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,475 They make themselves available to help. 61 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:30,777 They give their time. 62 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,279 Like the hockey players before them gave their time. 63 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,784 You a hockey player, Shoresy? 64 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:43,156 - When's the first salmon arm? - Seminar. 65 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,657 Seriously, how does he not have his piss 66 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:46,359 all down the front of him? - First game tonight. 67 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:48,161 First seminar tomorrow. Let's be ready 68 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,630 for the Charlottetown Reds. - Unless you're too hurt. 69 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,731 (mockingly): Unless you're too hurt. 70 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,099 He always finds a way to contribute. 71 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,534 Ready to drag your team into the fight? 72 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,903 Already hearing chatter about how nice they are. 73 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,005 Who's their guy again, Ziig? 74 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,707 (Laura): Gord Gallant. 75 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,508 - Gorgeous Gord? - Tell me how you really feel. 76 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,777 - He's a good-lookin' guy. - Just another slut. 77 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:07,714 How did you get to be such a straight tamale? 78 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:08,915 - Practice. - Huh? 79 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:09,949 Dedication, hard work. 80 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:11,684 You're a straight ghost pepper. 81 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:13,152 I'm interviewing him after this. 82 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,154 - Interviewing who? - Gorgeous Gord. 83 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,157 - Well, I hope you're ready. - For what? 84 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:19,626 - You better get ready. - For what? 85 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,594 He's gonna take one look at you, he's gonna say, 86 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,463 "Oh, my God!" - No. 87 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,231 He's gonna take one look at you, he's gonna say, 88 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,367 "This place is great!" - I'm interviewing one standout 89 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,035 player from each team you guys play. 90 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,536 These fuckin' guys. 91 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:32,939 They get to come to Sudbury and see the best thing we got. 92 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,641 - Big Nickel? - Laura, you are 93 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,976 the best thing in Sudbury. - You're drunk. 94 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,378 You've seen me drunk. 95 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,480 (pulsing club music) 96 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,751 I don't think you should get that drunk again. 97 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,019 I'm hearin' a lotta chatter 98 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,087 about how nice these Charlottetown guys are. 99 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:50,423 - I bet Gord's a donkey. - I'll take that action. 100 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,258 - Where'd you see him? - Tournament program. 101 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:53,459 Say he's earned his nickname? 102 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,094 I'd say bring a mop and bucket. 103 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,896 - You're such an idiot. - So, you're gonna be thinking 104 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,332 about him the next time you're just knockin' my socks off. 105 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,267 - Oh? - Oh yeah, rockin' my world. 106 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,069 - Think so? - Gonna be all Gorgeous Gord 107 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,771 the next time you're just making my universe 108 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,606 literally melt around me. - Okay, dude. 109 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:09,242 I'm all like floating in planets all like fuckin'... 110 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,210 - All fuckin' like what? - In orbit. 111 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,845 I'll be interviewing you, too. 112 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,013 (both): Fer what?! 113 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:15,782 Don't forget to pencil me in, end of week. 114 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:18,551 I know you've been stepping out on me with that other guy. 115 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:21,921 Who? 116 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:25,224 {\an8}(announcer): Welcome to the Sudbury Kids Sports Report. 117 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,427 {\an8}With your host, Jory Jordan. 118 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,562 We have our first match-up results from the National 119 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:31,130 Senior Tournament as the SOO Hunt have narrowly 120 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,266 edged the Vaughan Canadesi by a score of 3-2. 121 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,368 And Les Rapides de Rawdon have bucked the Brooks Barrelmen 122 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:36,636 by a score of 6-1. 123 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:39,472 But Brooks' Freezer Twins, they're hurting guys. 124 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,574 (crowd jeers) 125 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,476 As we prepare you for more tournament action 126 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,011 happening all week at the Sudbury arena, 127 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,447 we begin today's broadcast with one of my favorite segments, 128 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:49,349 Get with the Program. Let's get you introduced 129 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,184 to the starting line-ups for tomorrow night's match-up 130 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,685 between the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 131 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,387 and the Charlottetown Reds, via their official tournament 132 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,255 program photos. Starting off with the host 133 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:58,591 Bulldogs captain, number 69, Shore. 134 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:00,293 I've spent some time with this fellow recently, 135 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,561 and if given the opportunity again, 136 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,596 I'd rather draw on my face with a box-cutter. 137 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,431 Would you look at him? That's a face only a mother 138 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:08,101 should've smothered. Next, we have number 4, Goodleaf. 139 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,836 A man with all the charm of a clogged toilet. 140 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,105 I've seen more charisma from stains on a dog bed. 141 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,440 Number 14, Hitchcock, who is now offering 142 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,076 to sit on your front porch on Halloween, for a small fee. 143 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:19,112 Number 3, JoDolo Diaby, 144 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,048 who looks like he enjoyed some of the Johnny Red Eye that day. 145 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,250 Number 10, JJ Frankie JJ, 146 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,719 who I just know is walking around with a bad wipe. 147 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,888 And finally, number 19, Michaels, 148 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,390 who sees the puck quite well for a guy 149 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,624 whose eyes are so close together. 150 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,159 (buzzer honks) Moving on to the Charlottetown 151 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,861 Reds from the province of Prince Edward Island. 152 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:37,196 Been hearing lots of chatter about how nice these guys are. 153 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,898 Let's meet 'em, ladies and gentlemen. 154 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,700 Here we've got starting goalie, number 30, 155 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,469 Ewen MacDonald. Who thinks this guy's ugly? 156 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:47,073 Ewen me both. Up next, we've got number 16, Murphy. 157 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,275 See, now this fella's eyes are a bit too far apart, 158 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:50,510 which is something that happens when Mommy 159 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:51,844 goes glug-glug, while fetus is still 160 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:53,746 snug as a bug in a rug. That's right, kids, 161 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,815 I'm talking about fetal alcohol syndrome. 162 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,650 Moving on to number 9, Smith, 163 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,819 the face of Prince Edward Island dental care. 164 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:01,487 Number 11, Kayden Campbell. 165 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:03,322 'Cause it wouldn't be a Canadian hockey team without a Kayden, 166 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:07,460 Hayden, Connor, or Cole. Number 27, Jackson Bernard. 167 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:08,995 Look at the forehead on this man. 168 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,396 Careful downtown after dark, Jackie boy. 169 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,298 Someone's gonna write "skoden" on that thing. 170 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:15,568 And finally, hockey player or Hallmark movie hunk? 171 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,703 My god. Rounding out the starting line-up 172 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:20,039 for the Charlottetown Reds is the man known as Gorgeous-- 173 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:22,375 Gord Gallant. Thank you for your time today. 174 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,610 Thank you for your time, as well. It's been a pleasure. 175 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,312 Just a couple more questions for you. 176 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:27,713 How do you like your chances this week? 177 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:29,649 Well, it's an honor to be here with the best teams 178 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:31,217 in the country and we believe we've earned our place 179 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,252 among them. We're here 'cause no one can out work us. 180 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,754 We're confident we can continue to win that way. 181 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,456 - Why the Reds? - Prince Edward Island 182 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,790 has the red sand and the red fox, 183 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,659 and Anne of Green Gables' hair is also red. 184 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,561 - Thanks. - That's it? 185 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:43,262 - That's it. - Professional duties concluded? 186 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,764 - Clocking out. - You're off the clock? 187 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,098 Just in time for gin o'clock. 188 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:47,567 I didn't wanna cross any professional boundaries 189 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,035 while you're at work, but if you're off now... 190 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,504 - I'm seeing someone. - Ah, I figured. 191 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,005 Thanks again. 192 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:56,609 Well, I hope he's kind, gentle, and compassionate. 193 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,278 Nope. 194 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,515 (energetic hip-hop music) 195 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,011 (Miig): Shoresy, c'mere. 196 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,246 Fer what? 197 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,081 You're doing a quick hit for BROdude. 198 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,916 Well, a little heads up would've been nice. 199 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,951 Cut the lip, slut. (Shoresy moos) 200 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,953 You're familiar with Anik Archambault? 201 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:42,955 - BROdude. - She's so hot. 202 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:44,524 She's a bit young but... 203 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,392 (fans cheering) 204 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:47,994 Good to go? 205 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,763 Shoresy, gonna be an idiot out there 206 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,532 for our audience tonight? - Probably. 207 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,267 Anik Archambault here with the man who needs 208 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,835 no introduction to our audience. 209 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,937 Shoresy, what's the Bulldogs' game plan 210 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,572 for the Charlottetown Reds tonight? 211 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,507 Well, we know these guys love hard work. 212 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,376 That's all we've been hearin' about 'em for the last week. 213 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,611 So, that and how fuckin' nice they are, so... 214 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,280 Wait, can I swear on here? - Fuck no. 215 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,382 You know, it's like they want me to fuck one of them, 216 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,651 so many people telling me how nice they are, but... 217 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,252 You know, we gotta come out hard and fast here. 218 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:15,288 Show 'em we're here to compete. And when they come out hard, 219 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,123 we'll come out harder. So, you know, we stick 220 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,691 to our game plan out there. Keep it simple. 221 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,159 Do the little things right. And, uh... 222 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,295 think we'll come out with a W. - Thanks, Shoresy. 223 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,763 You bet. 224 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,766 - Bad? - Wow. 225 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,234 I know. How many hockey clichés 226 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,469 can you fit into one interview? - He was good. 227 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,138 - Really? - Well, Shoresy's never 228 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,239 been short on words. 229 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,774 I think we've got something here. 230 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:38,244 (Gord): Gentlemen, good luck out here tonight. All the best. 231 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,046 Wanted to let you know we brought a ton of fresh 232 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,747 Atlantic lobster as a gift to the hosts. 233 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,483 We're good anytime. Just let-- - What the fuck are you doin'? 234 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:46,686 - What? - Get the fuck outta here. 235 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,154 - Buddy... - Why are you still fuckin' here 236 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,156 talkin' to me? You're trying to be my buddy? 237 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,458 - Come on. - He wants to be my buddy, Jim. 238 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,626 - Yeah. - Jim? 239 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:54,894 - Yes. - Jim? 240 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,629 Gotta think there's more to it than the lobster. 241 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,030 - Get the fuck outta here. - Relax. 242 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,166 What's the matter with this guy? - I tell it to ya once. 243 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,601 - Unbelievable. - This is how I tell ya 244 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,902 the next fuckin' time! - Cut the shit! 245 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,837 - Get the fuck outta here. - Get the fuck out! 246 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,239 - Cut the shit! - Get the fuck outta here! 247 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:09,775 Get outta here! - What are you gonna do? 248 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,112 Only you could almost start a warm-up brawl 249 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,413 with the nicest guy in hockey. 250 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:15,881 I don't care how fuckin' nice he is. 251 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,550 Shoresy, way to drag your team into the fight. 252 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,785 Yep. (Hitch): That's how ya sets the tone, b'y. 253 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,354 {\an8}I don't care how fuckin' nice they are. 254 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,822 {\an8}(speaking French) 255 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,857 {\an8}Why's he talkin' to me about fuckin' supper before the game? 256 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,792 (Goody): Have you ever had a Malpeque oyster? 257 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,228 - So good. - Shoresy, where's Frankie been? 258 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,931 - Frankie? Huh? - Yeah. Where's he been? 259 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,033 Well, it's maple syrup season in Quebec. 260 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,202 - He's been gone all week. - Well, maple leaf sandwich 261 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,638 cookies are pretty good. - Just got in this afternoon. 262 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,840 Well, maple-glazed apple blondies are pretty good. 263 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,908 - Boys are gonna be buzzin'. - They'll be all over us. 264 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,377 Gotta wear 'em down with the body. 265 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,845 We'll give 'em the lumber. 266 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,346 Your line's starting. 267 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,649 Fuck's sake. 268 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,284 What? Oh. 269 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,855 (chiming electronic music) 270 00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:17,143 (crowd cheering) 271 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,778 (Shoresy): Give him an option! 272 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,013 (players shouting indistinctly) 273 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,820 (whistle blows) 274 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,022 (crowd jeers) (Sanguinet): Hey Ref, time out! 275 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,358 (music continues) 276 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:46,605 Not gonna say anything, Sanger? 277 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:47,940 Catch your fuckin' breath. 278 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,842 Well, we can't lose the first game of the fuckin' 279 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,844 tournament, boys. Gotta match that effort 280 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:54,013 and find that gear. My line? - Shoresy's line. 281 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:56,649 Let's go. Frankie, centre. 282 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,185 All right, Gord. Let's go, Gord. 283 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,353 Let's play hockey, Gord. Let's battle. 284 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,590 (whistle blows) Fuck is that? 285 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,692 What the fuck is that? (ref): 19 you're goin' for two. 286 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,327 He fuckin' slashed me. (Shoresy): Fuck's sakes! 287 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:09,595 You want the rough or the slash? 288 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,430 - That's horseshit. - Get him a doctor. 289 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:14,233 Check him out. Check his ovaries. 290 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,572 (crowd cheers) 291 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,806 (horn bellows) 292 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,575 (Shoresy): There ya go, Fishy! There ya go, Fishy! 293 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,211 On the board here, boys. Let's keep'er goin' here now! 294 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:29,648 (crowd cheers) 295 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,584 (Shoresy): Attaboy, JoDolo! 296 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,486 JoDolo like ya don't know. 297 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,521 Get the lead here, boys. Let's pad it. 298 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,156 Let's pad that fuckin' lead! 299 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,126 (crowd cheers) 300 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,894 (Shoresy): There's Goody! There's Goody! 301 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,830 Everyone on the scoresheet here, boys. Everyone chippin' in. 302 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,099 (Sanguinet): Two goal lead's the worst lead in hockey, boys! 303 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,567 (Shoresy): Who wants the next one, boys? 304 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,202 Who's fuckin' gettin' it? 305 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,238 (electronic music) 306 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,506 (crowd cheers) 307 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,807 (Shoresy): The Jims with the dagger. 308 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:58,644 Jims with the fuckin' dagger! Nice work, Jims! 309 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,846 (buzzer honks) 310 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,515 (crowd cheers) 311 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,651 (Anik): Shoresy, bit of a rocky start for the Bulldogs, 312 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:07,653 but you were able to claw your way back. 313 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,355 What changed after the first Reds' goal? 314 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,190 Well, you know, the first rule of playoff hockey 315 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,725 is don't get too high, don't get too low. 316 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,260 So, you know, I think it was the right time 317 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,495 for Sanger to call a timeout there, get the boys refocused 318 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,998 and obviously we went out and potted one right after. 319 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,300 Never looked back. So, he's a good coach. 320 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,269 Looked like you and nice guy, Gord Gallant, 321 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,704 were having words in warm-up. What happened there? 322 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,439 I think he was trying to fuck me. 323 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:28,607 Ooh, what did you say? 324 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,309 You have to be a lot nicer than that. 325 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,144 - Thanks, Shoresy. - You bet. 326 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:34,980 Fascinating. 327 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,183 Yeah, he really doesn't give a shit, huh? 328 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,119 I think he's good on camera if he can shoot from the hip. 329 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,655 Fucking useless if you ask him to read, though. 330 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,323 Yeah, we've got something here. 331 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,492 You got a rowdy booster club, eh? 332 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,560 (players chattering) 333 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,894 Looks like the fuckin' NOSHO 334 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,430 runner-ups just fuckin' ran 'em up. 335 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,965 (players cheer) 336 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,233 Runners-up. 337 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,237 Well, boys, 338 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,507 two outta three perfect periods ain't too bad. 339 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,742 Michaels, you get the game stick. 340 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:06,212 (players cheer) 341 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:09,014 (upbeat hip-hop music) 342 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,437 (music ends) 343 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,772 (distant siren wailing) 344 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,043 You're early. 345 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,678 (Hitch): If you're not ten minutes early... 346 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,046 - You're late. - I'm sorry, 347 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,581 I had to pee so bad. 348 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:46,185 - Why is Michaels here? Huh? - He's... he's gonna MC. 349 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,920 - He's rapping? - Oh, my God! 350 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,923 - Master of Ceremonies. - What it do, what it does. 351 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,925 Are you guys ready to give back to the community? 352 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,393 I love doing charity work, Nat. 353 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,428 (Shoresy): Shut the fuck up, Michaels, ya fuckin' doink. 354 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,197 This is the first seminar of the week, 355 00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,665 and it is going to be a great one. 356 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,166 Let's set the tone in here now. 357 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,035 {\an8}We've got the captain of the Sudbury 358 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,271 {\an8}Blueberry Bulldogs, the three alternate captains, 359 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,805 {\an8}and the best goalie in the NOSHO. 360 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,841 - Aw, Nat, thanks. - And the subject 361 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,176 of today's seminar is nutrition. 362 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,711 - Yes! - Nutrition? 363 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,046 What about it? 364 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,048 - What about what? - Nutrition. 365 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,150 - All about it. - Just like food groups 366 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,486 and carbs and fats and all that? - Settle down. 367 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,855 No, like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 368 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,490 My three favorite meals. Heh-heh. 369 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,724 (Nat): These kids are nine, dude. 370 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,359 All about nutrition in here, boys. 371 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,961 Big day for nutrition in here now. 372 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,696 It was a joke, guys. 373 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,732 {\an8}That breakfast, lunch, and dinner are my three favorite meals. 374 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,100 There's only three meals in a day. 375 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,436 - Michaels, shut the fuck-- - We just gotta tell 'em 376 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,506 what we has for breakfast? - Don't complicate this. 377 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,608 These kids look up to you. Just tell them what you do 378 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,810 to prepare for a game, and they'll eat it right up. 379 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,279 - Ooh, nice pun, Nat. - Put in the time, 380 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,748 give the kids a thrill, and wrap it up. 381 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,417 We've gotta get ready for the Italians. 382 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,551 I heard they're real fast. 383 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,187 If they're Italians, they're fast. 384 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,757 - Is that racist? - Probably. 385 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,461 (Nat): You guys ready? - I think so. 386 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,396 (Nat): All right, I'm bringing them in. 387 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,367 I'm so hungry and now we have to talk about food. 388 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,870 What are Cory and Liam doing here? 389 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,439 We're counselors at the hockey school. 390 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,907 Those kids are gonna be awful. 391 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,475 (Michaels): Is this all that's coming? 392 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,610 You're senior whale crap hockey players. No one cares. 393 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:22,014 (Nat): Everybody grab a seat. - This is it? 394 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,016 Get started. 395 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:29,188 Okay, welcome, everyone, to today's nutrition seminar. 396 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:32,157 As many of you know, my name is Mark Michaels. 397 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,961 Okay. Uh, why don't we introduce ourselves? 398 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,097 Michaels just tell 'em what you have for breakfast. 399 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,165 Well, uh, the most important thing about hockey 400 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,701 is how you prepare. - No, the most important 401 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,536 thing in hockey is winning. - Shoresy. 402 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,338 Michaels, just tell 'em what you have for breakfast. 403 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,741 We got the Italians tomorrow. - Well, oddly enough, guys, 404 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,676 I'm starting a new thing so-- - Hitch, whaddaya have 405 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,011 for breakfast? - Eggs. 406 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,312 - Sick. - Eggs are nice. 407 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,481 Why are you telling us what you had for breakfast? 408 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,049 Doesn't he have to raise his hand first-- 409 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,118 - Raise your hand, please? - Yes, and your name? 410 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,652 - Doesn't matter. - Why are you telling us 411 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:01,787 what you had for breakfast? 412 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,188 Just giving you some nutrition tips. 413 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,523 Eggs for breakfast isn't a tip. 414 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,258 - Eggs are unbelievable. - Just there's gonna be 415 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,893 some other tips comin'. Stuff you probably 416 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,195 haven't thought about. - Goody, how do you cook your eggs? 417 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,131 - My girlfriend cooks 'em. - Must be nice. 418 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,599 How does she cook them? - Over easy. 419 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,001 - Over easy's nice. - Eggs on toast is pretty good. 420 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,202 - Oh yeah. - Pretty gangster. 421 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,004 - Yep. - Are they trolling us right now? 422 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,439 Michaels, let's try this again. 423 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,907 Whaddaya have for breakfast? - Well, I'm actually doing 424 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,509 a new thing called intermittent fasting. 425 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,010 Dolo, whaddaya have for breakfast? 426 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,678 {\an8}(kids giggle) 427 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,982 Oh yeah, a little scramby? Lil scrambo? 428 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,117 Their parents paid 65 bucks for this. 429 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:34,253 (Michaels): You uh, put anything in those eggs, Dolo? 430 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,424 {\an8}Ooh, cheese. Okay, but stay away from cheese 431 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,525 {\an8}in the pre-game. 432 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,093 Cheese can go either way on ya, b'ys. 433 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,628 What the frig is happening here? 434 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,129 Probably just wanna stick with some peppers, 435 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,497 maybe some onions, little bit of ham. 436 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,232 - Ham's nice. - That's a Denver omelette. 437 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,468 - No, that's a Western omelette. - It's the same thing. 438 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,803 - Are they? - Yeah. 439 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,539 What do you think of that tip, Cor? 440 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,074 - What tip? - Just guys, be careful 441 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,642 with the stoves, okay? - You think they're making 442 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,210 their own breakfast? They're nine. 443 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,045 - Their moms do it. - Or their dads. 444 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,880 All right, Michaels, you ready to play ball? 445 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,916 I stop eating from 6 p.m. to 12 noon, 446 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,751 so technically my first meal's lunch, so it's-- 447 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,519 Whaddaya have for lunch? (kids laugh) 448 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,289 - I'm more of a fruit guy but-- - You said it, not me. 449 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,824 (kids giggle) 450 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,860 (Nat): The kids loved him. 451 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,195 Michaels? (Nat): Shoresy. 452 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,997 (Miig and Ziig): Shoresy? - Yep, all three of 'em. 453 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,632 I'd love to see that audience grow. 454 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,401 You've got two more seminars with him? 455 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,502 One is a webinar. 456 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,370 Maybe just let him focus on hockey. 457 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,672 He didn't have his strongest game 458 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,574 against the Charlottetown Reds. - He sucked. 459 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,210 - He didn't suck. - 4-1 win and he was minus one. 460 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,445 - He's hurt. - Yeah, they're all hurt. 461 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,080 Frankie might be our only healthy guy. 462 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,682 But Shoresy always finds a way to contribute. 463 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,283 We can always count on him for that. 464 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,052 We need him focused on the Italians. 465 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,854 If they're Italian, they're gonna be fast. 466 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,089 Is that racist? (Miig and Ziig): No. 467 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,091 We'll need to keep an eye out for Sly Sylvestri. 468 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:47,826 He'll be bringin' it. - Bringing what? 469 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,695 The lumber. 470 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:53,765 (dramatic hip-hop music) 471 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,341 (pool cue clacks on ball) 472 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,577 Hey, Gordy! Gordo! 473 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:08,347 Hey, how long does that crab stay good? 474 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,781 (Gord): What? - Will it stay good 475 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,783 four or five days 'til the tournament's over? 476 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:13,085 - What are you-- - Huh? 477 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,853 - What do you want? - Well, I wanna eat up 478 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,522 all that crab you brought. Drink some beers. 479 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,423 - It was lobster. - You said crab. 480 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,926 - No, I didn't. - I was sure you said crab. 481 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,761 Well, then you weren't listening. 482 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,998 Was really looking forward to that crab, Gord. 483 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,833 Look, I don't know what lobsters eat, 484 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,701 but if you need some food to keep 'em good 485 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,004 for a little while, I'll see if I can find some food. 486 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,739 Let's eat it up once the tournament's over. 487 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,940 Drink some beers. 488 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,177 But if you can get some crab brought in... 489 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,546 Fuckin' loser. 490 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,216 (hip-hop music)