1 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,084 (Shoresy): Thanks, Eddie. (Laura): Thanks, Ed. 2 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:20,120 You're welcome. My pleasure. 3 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,255 You know, you could have breakfast with me every day 4 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,024 - of the week if you wanted. - I know. 5 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,625 So, you wanna talk about the Yanks? 6 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,827 - I need a quote. - Yeah, so-- 7 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,829 You should look at people when they're talkin' to you. 8 00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:31,498 No, it's better this way. Trust me. 9 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,199 - Why? - 'Cause you're so fuckin' hot 10 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,668 I can't look at you and focus at the same time. 11 00:00:35,668 --> 00:00:37,270 - Uh-oh. - Which sucks because 12 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:39,105 I just wanna let you in so bad. 13 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,440 You've really got those walls up. 14 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,409 Look, I've made mistakes in the past, okay? 15 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,978 I show myself to people too quickly then I get hurt. 16 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,313 - Try, for me. - All right, but you look 17 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:48,615 like that so don't be surprised 18 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,383 if I look like I wanna be underneath ya. 19 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,752 - I'll try to conceal it. - Oh, my God. 20 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:54,888 - I need a quote. - You ever look at someone, 21 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,357 they look so good you just wanna go, "No way!" 22 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:58,858 - No. - You never had that? 23 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,827 You look at someone, you just wanna go, "All right!" 24 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:02,495 - The Soo Hunt-- - Oh, I tell the boys, 25 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,464 the sexiest thing about ya is your mind and 26 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:06,766 here I am breaking a sweat 'cause I can see your bra's 27 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:08,635 - a non-traditional colour. - Yeah, what else 28 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:10,370 - do ya tell 'em? - I just tell 'em how much 29 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:13,106 you challenge me and make me curious with your ideas. 30 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,774 - Do ya? - You know, I've never had 31 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:16,709 someone expand my horizons like this. 32 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,478 I don't know what do to with you, man. 33 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:19,746 Laura, it's taken me a lifetime 34 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,915 - but I finally feel alive. - I'm not gonna get 35 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,450 my quote, am I? 36 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:26,453 Gimme a shot, Mohr. 37 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,388 Text me something. 38 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,060 What do you really say about me? 39 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:35,929 - I'll never tell. - I'm a journalist, 40 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,430 I'll keep asking. 41 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:42,669 You're smart, capable, rational, dependable, 42 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:45,972 outgoing, kind, consistent, you're a leader. 43 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,944 And you smell so fuckin' good. 44 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,946 Yeah? 45 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,614 Quote me. 46 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:58,051 (electronic music plays) 47 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,430 (Shoresy): Let's pump some blood into those pipes here, boys! 48 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,632 Let's go now! Let's do some Arnold press. 49 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,801 What's with the half reps? Goblet squats, eh? 50 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,302 Ever try a goblet squat hell set? 51 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,871 Let's do some power bombs! 52 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,506 Maybe if you did a couple more calf raises 53 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,407 you'd win a foot race. You ever try a Swiss ball 54 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:23,176 wall squat? Let's do some renegade rows. 55 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:24,644 Cross body hammer curls, eh? 56 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,779 Come talk to me if you really wanna fill those bis up 57 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:28,748 with blood. I think you mean hypertrophy, 58 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:30,517 ya fuckin' idiot. Maybe if you did a couple more 59 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:33,219 wrist curls you'd win a face-off. Let's do some skull crushers. 60 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:35,855 Let's do some widow makers. Let's do some Zottman curls. 61 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,524 Bulgarian split squats, eh? 62 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,259 You ever try a Bulgarian glute smash? 63 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,793 Put a sweater on, Fish! 64 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,762 Tight clothes at the gym's for broads. 65 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:45,165 Let's do some wood chops. Cable rope pushdowns, eh? 66 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,066 Come talk to me if you really wanna fill those tris 67 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,735 up with blood. Whadda ya think, drop sets? 68 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:51,237 Power rack's that way. First one to leave, eh, Fish? 69 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:52,939 Maybe if ya did a couple more supersets 70 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:54,174 you'd still be tuckin' one a game. 71 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,009 Don't forget the cooldown here, boys. 72 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,677 Let's everybody cool down here now. 73 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,513 Shoresy, Nat wants to see us. 74 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,448 Fer what? (Nat): I dunno. 75 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:03,816 - Frankie? - Yeah. 76 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:04,851 (Ziig and Shoresy): Huh? 77 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:05,852 That's embarrassing. 78 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:06,886 Don't shoot the messenger. 79 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:08,021 I don't like this, my guy. 80 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,156 It's not for you to like, Sanguinet. 81 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:12,659 Fuckin' Frankie gets his own calendar? 82 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:13,893 - Frankie is-- - Huh? 83 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,229 - Frankie is in demand. - Stop yelling, dude. 84 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,698 - Who needs a calendar anymore? - This is the north. 85 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,266 People have a shed, people have a shop. 86 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,702 You all got jacked so it just made sense. 87 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,237 - To what? - To exploit you, slut. 88 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:26,372 I gotta-- I need a ride uptown. 89 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:29,108 - Why? - Because if JJ Frito JJ 90 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:30,910 gets his own calendar, I'm gonna throw myself 91 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,313 - in front of a bus. - I'll drive. 92 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,714 Do we really need another calendar? 93 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,516 If we wanna host the National Senior Tournament 94 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:38,751 we need to show them 50K. It's their way of ensuring 95 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,086 the tournament won't get cancelled again due to 96 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:42,021 - lack of funding. - How much do we have now? 97 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:43,823 - Twenty. - We need Frankie focused 98 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:45,558 - on the Yanks. - You're right, Shoresy. 99 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,061 We need everyone focused on the final three games 100 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,796 if we want that record. 101 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:54,334 So, what are those sluts doing right now? Focusing? 102 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:57,170 (electronic music plays) 103 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:12,885 (music stops) 104 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:13,987 I'll get 'em focused. 105 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,521 They'll need it for the Soo Hunt. 106 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:16,656 We'll beat the Yanks! 107 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,625 Frankie has the most goals in the NOSHO. 108 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:19,959 Frankie's on top of the world. 109 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:23,396 I'm not concerned with his focus. Overly. 110 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,331 And we'll only need them for the afternoon. 111 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:26,933 - So dumb! - I've heard rumblings 112 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,501 about Frankie's following post-calendar, 113 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,169 but is it really like that big? 114 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:32,238 Why do you think we have so many bums in seats? 115 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:33,773 'Cause we're on a 21-game heater! 116 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:37,076 Uh... these guys aren't here for the W's. 117 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:39,045 What guys? 118 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:41,547 Do you know what a bear is? 119 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:43,283 - A bear? - Yeah, do-- 120 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,119 - Huh? - What's a bear, Shoresy? 121 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,821 Fuckin' Yogi, Paddington, and Pooh. 122 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:51,824 - The other kind. - Gummy? 123 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,327 You don't know much about the gay community, do you? 124 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,895 - Me? - Oh, my God. 125 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,197 Why would I know anything about the gay community? 126 00:04:58,197 --> 00:05:00,133 Fuckin' honey dickin' broads only. 127 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,834 - My guy. - Fuckin' honey dickin' 128 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,536 - only broads. - Same. 129 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:06,472 In the gay community, a bear is a larger, 130 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:09,575 often hairier, man who projects an image of rugged masculinity. 131 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:11,444 Why would she be talking about gummy bears? 132 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,180 Frankie being a larger, hairier man 133 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,849 has garnered the attention of the Sudbury gay community 134 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:19,285 who are offering a large sum of money 135 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:22,388 for a calendar exclusively of Frankie. 136 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:24,924 - This can divide the room. - No, it won't. 137 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,492 Hockey players are competitive. 138 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,795 Fuckin' the entire team strips down and greases up 139 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,064 and all gay dudes want is Frankie? 140 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,231 Read it and weep. 141 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:33,866 What can the rest of the boys do? 142 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,201 Could suck their dicks, Shorey. 143 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,136 - (laughs) - They only want Frankie. 144 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:39,872 I told ya this calendar'd bite us in the ass, Nat. 145 00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:41,607 Don't know what to tell ya, dude. 146 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,710 You just weren't sexy enough. 147 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,178 (Hitch): What's all this? 148 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,412 (Shoresy): We weren't sexy enough. 149 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:47,580 (Goody): Settle down. 150 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,048 Well you're some crooked aren't ya, b'y? 151 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:50,717 {\an8}(speaking French) 152 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,152 - I was more talkin' to Hitch. - B'ys he's right rotted, he is. 153 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:55,188 Like, Dolo, if anything, I would have thought that you'd 154 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,223 be the one the gay guys wanted from the calendar. 155 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,891 - True. - My guy, is it really 156 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,626 that big a deal Frankie gets his own calendar? 157 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,495 {\an8}- Well, Sanger, look at him. - Yeah. 158 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:03,863 {\an8}- Now look at him. - Settle down. 159 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,431 - Even him a little bit. - Okay. 160 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:07,300 Now look at him. 161 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:09,102 Yeah. 162 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,637 Oh, it's just gays were saying how gay you looked 163 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:13,172 - in the calendar, Frankie. - Huh? 164 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:14,941 Ain't no one tell ya how gay ya looked? 165 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,609 Let's let Frankie have his day with the gays. 166 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:17,877 You ever been to Provincetown? 167 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,912 Well ya best come out de other end of 'er. 168 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,448 San Fran's a dump. (Pam): Nice band tee. 169 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:24,717 - I Mother Earth, eh, Hitch? - Pamsky! 170 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,486 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - "Scenery and Fish" 171 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:30,890 might be the best Canadian record of the genre, or the era. 172 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,558 No, it's Rusty, "Fluke". 173 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,560 Honourable mention, Sloan, "One Chord to Another"? 174 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,562 Oh, so we're just gonna stand here and then pretend 175 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:37,997 that "Jagged Little Pill" never happened. 176 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:42,001 Pam, you wanna come over some time, play some tunes? 177 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:44,771 I know what sluts listen to, Hitch. 178 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:49,976 You know, I could let this bother me but I'm not gonna. 179 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,845 - There you go, my man. - 'Cause we gotta focus on the Yanks. 180 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:55,348 {\an8}Let's get focused in here, boys. 181 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,749 Everybody focusin' in here now. 182 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,151 Let's get on the go! 183 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,820 Enough about the calendar, boys, let's get focused! 184 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,355 Not one more word about it. 185 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,824 (Cory): That calendar's gonna follow you around for the rest 186 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:05,958 of your life, you dumb fuck! 187 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,260 Where'd it all go wrong, Shoresy? 188 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,661 Well, it's the good thing about reffing 189 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,029 your beer league, boys, at least I see 190 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:11,330 it can get much worse. 191 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:13,099 Yeah, did ya tuck your dick back between your legs 192 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,333 - for that, too? - Doesn't matter, Cory, 193 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,035 your mom will still find a way to grab it. 194 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:18,004 Don't worry, bud. Your spray tan mid-December 195 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,639 in Northern Ontario didn't stand out at all. 196 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,007 - Glad to hear, Liam! - Don't worry, 197 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,341 no one's calling ya Jersey Shoresy. 198 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:24,343 Did it get weird at all, havin' one of the boys 199 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:25,678 - grease you up? - Nope. 200 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:27,213 No? Didn't think, what have I been doing 201 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,915 with broads all these years? This is terrific. 202 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,483 Well, it's only gay if you get hard. 203 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,318 - Oh yeah? - Isn't that what you told me, Cor? 204 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,753 - What? - Hey, didn't you tell me 205 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,421 if you keep your socks on, it's not gay? 206 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:36,622 - Something like that? - Fuck you, Shoresy. 207 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,057 (whistle toots) Dogshit call. 208 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:39,459 - Fuck you. - The Yanks are comin' 209 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,627 - for that record, Shoresy. - Liam can you just hurry up 210 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,796 and finish this game? Your mom's still waiting for me 211 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,431 to come back with a warm, wet towel. 212 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,300 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam! 213 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,535 Your mom carved her initials into my bedframe. 214 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,671 How am I supposed to explain that to Cory's mom? 215 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,873 - Fuck you, Shoresy! - Fuck you, Cory! 216 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:55,808 Your mom's texts are so full of spelling mistakes 217 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,244 I can barely figure out what time she wants me to come over. 218 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,546 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Liam, did you know your mom 219 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:01,914 calls her mitt her wet wallet? 220 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,150 - (Cory and Liam): Fuck you! - Boys, just tell your moms 221 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,485 to leave me alone. I'm not gettin' 222 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,853 matching tattoos with them. 223 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,988 Hope the Yanks fuckin' toss you, Shoresy! 224 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:12,024 (Shoresy): Not worried about the Yanks, boys. 225 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,359 I'm worried about the Yanks, boys. 226 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:16,062 Nat, you're a wee bit up my ass about the Yanks. 227 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,930 They've been right there with us all year. 228 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,866 - They're big, they're fast. - They battle. 229 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,602 - They love scoring goals. - We're bigger. We're faster. 230 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:23,936 We're 3-0 against 'em. 231 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:25,304 Don't count your chickens, slut. 232 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:28,074 They're skilled but they're scrappy, too. 233 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,709 They get into those dirty areas, 234 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,611 - they dig those pucks out. - They muck it up. 235 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:33,179 They fucking love scoring goals. 236 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,247 Sounds like one of 'em 237 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,515 might've given ya's a good twattin'. 238 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,517 But it's not their skill I'm worried about. 239 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,718 It's their will. 240 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,353 (whistle screeches) Sure, the Euros are gonna 241 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,988 take it the odd time, but the real battle 242 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,790 for hockey supremacy, best versus best, 243 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,893 is between the Americans and the Canadians. 244 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:49,028 The men's game, 245 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,564 the women's game, 246 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,065 kids. 247 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,469 Canada's the best country at hockey. 248 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,804 But the Yanks are right there. 249 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:00,973 I think one of 'em got Nat right in the twat. 250 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:02,642 Americans have to be the best at everything. 251 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,277 - They're obsessed with it. - And we're the only thing 252 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,312 standing in the way from them being the best at this. 253 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:09,248 Which brings us to my point of apprehension. 254 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,384 They wanna be the best fuckin' bad. 255 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,219 First, they started sending their kids 256 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,289 to hockey schools up here. Get their players on our level. 257 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:19,125 Now the programs are just as good down there. Some better. 258 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,227 (Shoresy): I oughta wash your mouth out with soap! 259 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,095 (Nat): Shattuck, the National Development Program, 260 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:26,065 Total Package Hockey. The average American player 261 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,100 is just as good as the average Canadian now. 262 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,002 - Some better. - Well, Notre Dame 263 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,370 and Sasky made Wendel Clark. 264 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,972 They'll never make one of him down south. 265 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:35,675 May never make one of him again. Anywhere. 266 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,009 Ain't that sum'in. 267 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:39,579 I can't even say Wendel's name without... 268 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,913 gettin' a bit choked up. 269 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,915 - I've got a Kleenex. - Use your tampon, Shoresy. 270 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:46,252 - Fuck you, Ziig! You fuckin'-- - There's pride on the line. 271 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,887 Yeah, you're fuckin' right there is! 272 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,388 Our boys have focus issues. 273 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,390 Well, it's senior whale shit hockey. 274 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:52,892 (both): Senior Triple A. 275 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,560 Kee-he-he-he! 276 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,829 The Soo Hunt will be coming land, sea, and air. 277 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,364 I want that fuckin' record, Nat! 278 00:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,999 If we lose it with three games left-- 279 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:03,002 - We'll never lose again. - Good. 280 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,905 Yo, why are the Jims always late? 281 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,240 (indistinct shouting) 282 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,677 What Manitoba town is famous for guided polar bear tours? 283 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,245 (buzzer rings) (Phil): Churchill. 284 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,681 What is the tallest mountain in Canada? 285 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,516 (buzzer rings) (Greg): Mount Logan. 286 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,986 (inmate): Danny Wolfe and his brother Richard founded 287 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,121 this Native gang in north-end Winnipeg. 288 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,056 - (buzzer rings) - The Indian Posse. 289 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,659 {\an8}(inmate): What town in Prince Edward Island is also the name 290 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,027 {\an8}of a brand of french fries? 291 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:30,162 {\an8}- (buzzer rings) - Cavendish. 292 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,632 {\an8}(inmate): What is the official flower of Saskatchewan? 293 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,634 {\an8}(buzzer rings) (Phil): Western Red Lily. 294 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,769 {\an8}(inmate): What is the Alberta birthplace 295 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:37,903 {\an8}of singer Joni Mitchell? 296 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,373 - (buzzer rings) - Fort MacLeod. 297 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,208 (inmate): This British Columbia archipelago 298 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,844 consists of Graham Island and Moresby Island. 299 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,479 {\an8}(buzzer rings) (Phil): Haida Gwaii. 300 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,514 {\an8}(inmate): Who has the second most all-time points 301 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:51,083 {\an8}among Canadian-born NHL hockey players? 302 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,618 {\an8}(buzzer rings) (Greg): Mark Messier. 303 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,754 {\an8}(inmate): This Nunavut town is the northernmost 304 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,555 {\an8}continually inhabited place on earth. 305 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,591 {\an8}(buzzer rings) (Phil): Alert. 306 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,060 Hey guys, wanna go to Kinhao? 307 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:04,930 {\an8}Huh? Let's get some fuckin' seafood udon. 308 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,670 (French rap music plays) 309 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,440 Did you have two of 'em in there? 310 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,475 {\an8}Fuckin' right! 311 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,544 {\an8}Fuckin' right! 312 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:20,046 Settle down. 313 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,714 But they're not gonna be here tomorrow. 314 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,450 {\an8}Well, it's gonna be pretty tough to focus on the Yanks 315 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,118 {\an8}when you're lookin' at boobies. 316 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:27,687 Like, it's no wonder you never have any legs 317 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,889 in the third, you already played a period between the sheets. 318 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,624 Let's get some focus goin' in here, boys. 319 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,559 Let's have some focus in here now! 320 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,737 Did you have two of 'em in there, too? 321 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:47,139 - Wanna go to Buzzy Brown's? - Fuckin' right! 322 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:48,741 The chicken wings are unbelievable. 323 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,009 Yew-hew! 324 00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,479 - What're ya at? - What are you doin'? 325 00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,381 Lard Jeezus, b'y, de b'ys both had two girls 326 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,016 - where they're to. - What were you doin' in there? 327 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,318 - (Shoresy): Huh? - I was just listenin'. 328 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,921 {\an8}Well, I was bein' real quiet so you wouldn't 329 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:04,190 know where I was to. I'm real proud o' ya, though, 330 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,858 for doin' so good as what you did. 331 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,662 Ah no, she don't even know me name, b'y. 332 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,297 Lookin' for sum'in a little deeper than that. 333 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,632 - Let's have some toast. - Let's just... 334 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,568 get it outta your systems now. 335 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,870 It's gonna be pretty tough to focus on the Yanks 336 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,505 when we're looking at-- 337 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,644 ...vergina. 338 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:28,848 (rap music plays) 339 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,386 (Ziig): You're on the clock, slut. 340 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,288 Does he look gay enough? 341 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,390 I dunno. Does he look gay enough, Ziig? 342 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,459 The bears think he looks good and gay naturally. 343 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,794 I don't think we should coach him. 344 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,195 (knocking on door) 345 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:45,965 Who's that? 346 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:49,135 Oui, allo, Lysandre Nadeau. 347 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:55,808 Who's that? 348 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,910 (Miig): That is Rêve. 349 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,646 (music intensifies) 350 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,182 How does he do it? 351 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,317 (Miig): The Quebecois stand by their own. 352 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,653 He's fucking up again. 353 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,955 Frankie! 354 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,957 (Nat exhales, annoyed) 355 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,694 (upbeat rock music plays) 356 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,730 (Alice giggles) 357 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,101 (Fish): Fuck. (Alice): What? 358 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,469 Shoresy. 359 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,539 - Hey, Fish! - Shoresy. 360 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,207 - You guys on a date? - First date. 361 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,375 - Nice! - Yep. 362 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,509 - Yeah. - Yep. 363 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,444 What the fuck do you think you're doin'? 364 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:33,612 - What? What? - Huh? 365 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,080 Well, you stopped scorin' a goal a game 366 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,615 but you got lots of time for chit-chats. 367 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,384 - Are you serious? - Wish I had more time 368 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,653 - for chit-chats. - Shoresy, I'm third on the team in points. 369 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,354 Oh yeah? How many'd ya score last game? 370 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,689 - Zero. Zero. - Huh? 371 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:48,093 - And the game before that? - Zero. 372 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,962 But ya got lots of time for chit-chats! 373 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,064 - How's Goody? - What happened to senior 374 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,165 whale shit hockey? 375 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,433 (Michaels): It used to be 376 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,968 senior whale shit hockey. 377 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,904 Now it's somethin' different. 378 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,273 Now we have a chance to do something 379 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,675 that's never been done before. 380 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,343 Think about it, Fish! 381 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,879 You wanna be the best team in the league this year, 382 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,715 or do you wanna be the best team in the league, ever? 383 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,652 Yeah. 384 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,022 What the fuck 're you doin'? 385 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,257 - What? - Huh? 386 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,092 - I'm eating a panini. - By yourself? 387 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,827 - Yeah. - In the middle of the afternoon? 388 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,996 - Is that not okay? - Well, depends who you ask. 389 00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,931 - What do you mean? - Well, if it was me sittin' 390 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,800 there eatin' solo paninis in the middle of the afternoon, 391 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,134 I might be a little bit worried. 392 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,237 - Worried about what? - That I'm a fuckin' loser! 393 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,505 For Chr-- Shoulda just got this to go. 394 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:36,141 Well, you'd still be by yourself eatin' paninis. 395 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,012 - I see. - Got a dip? 396 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,014 (Palmer): Let's go! 397 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,752 - I'll tell ya what, Shoresy? - That's all right. 398 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:49,188 Just so you know, people are sayin' you're acting weird. 399 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,757 - What do you say? - Goalies are always weird! 400 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,326 (footsteps thudding rhythmically) 401 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,802 You're right, Shoresy. You know, solo paninis 402 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,337 in the middle of the afternoon is a bad-- 403 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,872 Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 404 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,074 They're in a day early, huh? 405 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,344 It's a bit overkill. It's senior whale shit hockey. 406 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,813 (Nat): Not to them, it isn't. 407 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,982 To these dudes, this is it. 408 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,217 (Shoresy): The fuck are they doin'? 409 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,485 - Peak perfor-- - Huh? 410 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,186 - Peak performance imagery. - What? 411 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:24,089 Visualization, my dude. Gettin' mentally prepared. 412 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,392 I told you they'd be coming land, sea, and air. 413 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:27,626 Simmer down. 414 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,962 So, while our guys are out there thinking about ass 415 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,264 - and Reach For The Top-- - Goody loves chicken. 416 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,434 The Soo Hunt are here. Thinking about beating us. 417 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,773 (rhythmic music plays) 418 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,582 Get a life. 419 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:51,717 See anyone you don't recognize? 420 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,953 Well, I see three guys I've never seen 421 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,854 with the Soo Hunt before 422 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,756 and I recognize all three of 'em. 423 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,191 Yep, they loaded up. 424 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,560 - Is that Matt Delaney? - That's him. 425 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,029 First round pick. Three years in the show, 426 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,131 three stints in the Players Assistance Program. 427 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,633 (Sanguinet): Do we know what for? 428 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,068 (Shoresy): Yep. 429 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,836 That's Brady Schnurr. 430 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,973 (Nat): 1,000 games in the show. Another couple hundred 431 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,874 in the minors, and now he's here. 432 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:19,078 (Shoresy): Hang 'em up. (Nat): Veteran presence. 433 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,546 Dale Palmer. 434 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,881 (Shoresy): Could see that guy from the moon. 435 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,350 (Nat): Half a season in the show. 436 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,951 No one would fight him so he quit. 437 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,286 (Shoresy): Fuckin' loser. 438 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,388 They wanna spoil this for us so bad, 439 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,056 they came in a day early to get focused. 440 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,192 I bet their broads couldn't wait to get rid of 'em. 441 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,960 Americans have to be the best at everything. 442 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,362 They're obsessed with it. 443 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,297 And we're the only thing standing in the way 444 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,531 of them being the best at this. 445 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:42,534 Which brings us to my point of apprehension. 446 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:45,804 They wanna be the best fuckin' bad.