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Do I seem less intuitive to you?

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I just had some Botox
in my third eye.

3
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No.

4
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Looks better though, doesn't it?

5
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Yeah, Mum. Looks good.

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Oh, stop mooning over him, darling.

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I'm not mooning over him.
I'm mooning over Colin.

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That's who I meant!
Oh.

9
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Darling,
you can't have a crippled dog.

10
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You're gonna be a doctor.
You'll be knee-deep in cripples.

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You need a nice cavoodle
or something.

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Hypoallergenic.
I don't want a cav...

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Mum!

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Mum!

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Lee, what are you doing?

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Lee!

17
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Just doing my Duolingo, darling.

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Well, we can hear you.

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Is he doing Duolingo, Mum?

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(WHISPERS) I don't know.

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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Oh, he's almost here.

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I can't do this.
I can't give him back!

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Oh, darling, it'll be OK.

25
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Think of the family
who thought they'd lost him forever.

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No.
   I...I don't know, why I called them.

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Just because you ran over a dog
doesn't mean he's yours.

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I didn't run him over.
It was Gordon.

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But he said you
distracted him though.

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What on earth were you doing
that was so watchable?

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Nothing.

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He's just... He's a shit driver.

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I have to go.

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Well, don't I get to say goodbye
to dear little Colin?

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Dear little Colin?
You've never even patted him.

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I don't pat animals, darling.
I lay hands.

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   He doesn't need your horse reiki.

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Yes, he does.
Don't do this.

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I have to go.

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I have to go.

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His sacral region.

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Of course it's there.

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It's the relationship chakra.

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Yeah, Mum,
   that's fuck... that's fucken enough.

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OK, wait. Wait.
I haven't grounded him yet...

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None of us are grounded, Mum.

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(THEME MUSIC)

48
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(KIDS GIGGLE SCREAM PLAYFULLY)

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This guy, what'd he sound like?
Was he nice, or...

50
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Ahh, he sounded,
I don't know, normal.

51
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Was he happy
to get his dog back at least?

52
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I don't...
   I think so. I couldn't really tell.

53
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How's your hand?

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Oh, it's ahh, Boxer's fracture.

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Oh, fuck.

56
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It doesn't matter.

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It does matter.

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Look, should we call this guy?
Yeah.

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He's 20 minutes late.
Yes, OK.

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(EXHALES DEEPLY)

61
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Hello?

62
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Hi, Matt, how are you...
Where are you?

63
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I've been for half an hour.

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Oh, we're at the elephant.

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Yeah, I'm at the elephant.

66
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Oh, no...
Hi.

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Oh, I think I see...
Matt?

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He hung up. OK.
Oh.

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Cool guy.

70
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Here we go.
Here we go, here we go, Col.

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What the fuck happened?

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Oh, shit, did you not tell him?
No, I did...

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What happened to Bandit?

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Sorry, I told you on the phone
that he was hit by a car.

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No, you don't.
I did.

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We don't know
who was driving the car though.

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We don't know
who was driving the car though.

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You didn't tell me he was...

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Oh, fuck's sake!

80
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Hey, he's...he's OK.
Yeah.

81
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He's still a good dog.
He made it.

82
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No, it isn't, mate.

83
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He's got wheels
for fucken back legs.

84
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No, we...we know that, mate.
But he's...he's...

85
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Let's just calm down, alright?
Yeah.

86
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Hey why don't you calm down?

87
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My ten-year-old boy was devastated
when his dog ran away.

88
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He's been crying ever since.

89
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He comes home from school
with paintings of Bandit in heaven

90
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and Bandit in a coffin,

91
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and now he's having dreams that

92
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zombie Bandit's fucken stuck
in his closet.

93
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Oh, that's awful.

94
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Yeah, it is awful.

95
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And then I get your phone call
and I'm thinking,

96
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I'm gonna reunite him with his dog

97
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and now, I've gotta let him down
all over again.

98
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Why? He's alive.

99
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What do you expect me to do,

100
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build fucken ramps
for the fucken thing?

101
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Are you actually saying
   that you don't want your dog back?

102
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I never fucken wanted the dog!

103
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My boy wanted a dog,
but he doesn't pick its shit up

104
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and walk the little cunt.

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OK, are you right, mate?

106
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No, I'm not fucken right

107
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'cause I've gotta go and tell my boy
that this isn't the same fucken dog,

108
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'cause it's not, is it?

109
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'Cause this dog's fucked.

110
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No, you're a bit fucked,
aren't ya mate, ya fucken cretin?

111
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No, you're a bit fucked,
aren't ya mate, ya fucken cretin?

112
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Gordon, don't. Come on. Gordon.

113
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What are...

114
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What are you gonna fucken do,
Gordon?

115
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Do you want me to break
your other fucken hand?

116
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Have a fucken swing, mate.
Have a fucken swing.

117
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Is he being serious?
Are you, mate?

118
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(MIMICKING) Are you, mate?
Don't be a fucken idiot, mate...

119
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Come on. Well, fucken...

120
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Yes, I don't think you are, Gordon.

121
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Mate, I'll fucken
put my good hand behind my back.

122
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You...
OK.

123
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Have you ever thought
   you might have a problem with rage?

124
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I said sorry.

125
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Oh, only after you realised

126
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he was gonna beat the shit
out of you.

127
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Yeah,
what sort of dickhead threatens

128
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a guy with one hand?

129
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And why do you have one hand?

130
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I'm not really at my best,
currently, Ash, alright?

131
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   Yeah, but you go from 0 to a 100...

132
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No, I wasn't at zero.

133
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I was already mid-50s.
The guy is an arsehole.

134
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What do we do?

135
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What do you mean?

136
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Well, I can't look after him
if we're, you know, if...

137
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I can't do it alone.

138
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Can you?
No.

139
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No, I can't, not by myself.

140
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Do you know anyone
who's looking for a dog?

141
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(SOFT MUSIC)

142
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Ooh!

143
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Hello, mate.

144
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Are your neighbours
still up for a dog?

145
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I don't think so, man.

146
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I think they went
to the rescue place down in Mascot.

147
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Oh.

148
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What...what place?
We're near Mascot now.

149
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Couldn't tell you.

150
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Bretty, is it...
   Is it Jenny's Animal Shelter, maybe?

151
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Yeah, that's the one.

152
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So, Meggles, she's a cool chick.

153
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Yeah, yep, she's great. Why?

154
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What's her story? Is she single?

155
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Fuck. She might be, yep.

156
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Cool.

157
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You wouldn't mind
giving us her number?

158
00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,840
I thought Chiara warned you off,
mate.

159
00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,280
Chiara's married with kids.
She's kidding herself.

160
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Big talk, mate.

161
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Who's kidding herself?

162
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Ooh, you're fucked now.

163
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Um, how about
I'll text her your number?

164
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I think that's better.
Cool. Bye.

165
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Not kidding yourself, you know.

166
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What, are you going to call Megan?

167
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Are you? You're married, Chi.

168
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Yeah, I know that, Brett.
I know that.

169
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You OK?

170
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No, I'm not.
I really liked her the other day.

171
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Oh.

172
00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,720
Oh, I didn't know you...
you swung from vine to vine.

173
00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,440
Well, before Andre,
I had a couple of...

174
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Sips from the furry cup?

175
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Come on.

176
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Sorry, I just didn't know
you dined at the Y?

177
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Brett!
Sorry!

178
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Sorry. Alright? Go on.

179
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Well, you know,
Andre and I got together so young.

180
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Sort of just haven't opened
that door since.

181
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Look, Chi, if this is a big,

182
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you know, moment for you
then I won't call her, OK?

183
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:04,040
you know, moment for you
then I won't call her, OK?

184
00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,120
Alright?

185
00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,320
I think she's a really cool chick,

186
00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,880
but it's alright.

187
00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:11,960
It's cool.

188
00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,160
I'm married, for fuck's sake.

189
00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,800
OK.
(PHONE CHIMES)

190
00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,160
Oh, wow, it's Megan.

191
00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,080
"Hey, just got your number
from Ash".

192
00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,160
Up for a bevy if I...

193
00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,600
   ..drop round in the next hourish?

194
00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,720
'Where do you stand on threesomes?

195
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Are you on crack?

196
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,960
(SOFT MUSIC)

197
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000
(DOGS BARKING)

198
00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,160
Are we sure this is the place?

199
00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,080
Yep, it's got one review
from Numbskull 823,

200
00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,000
which says,
"Big boi got big balzzz."

201
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,720
Sounds good.
That was three years ago.

202
00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,320
OK.
Yep.

203
00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,120
(DOG BARKS)

204
00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,000
That one has one eye.

205
00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,640
When did that happen?

206
00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,280
Look at that fucking wolf thing.

207
00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,200
That's from 'Game of Thrones'.

208
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,760
That's 'Jon Snow's dog.

209
00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,200
Oh, shit, look at that one.

210
00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,360
Oh, he can jump.

211
00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,600
He's a jumper.
OK.

212
00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,280
I can't look at him.
Nuh.

213
00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,280
Ooh, bad dog.
That's a...That's a bad dog.

214
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,440
No, he's OK. He's chained up.
He's chained up. That's alright.

215
00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,880
What about that one?
He's here. Oh!

216
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,320
OK. Well, he can't go in here.

217
00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,400
Pick him up. Pick him up.

218
00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,920
Well, no,
he's got... he's got his wheels on.

219
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,440
Yeah, well,
you have to pick him up anyway.

220
00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,600
Like my hand, I can't...
Just pick the dog up...

221
00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,680
Yep, OK. Very good.
..Gordon.

222
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,640
OK, here we go.
Oh, god.

223
00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,200
OK.
Oh, fuck, he's lunch.

224
00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,040
Look at him, he's lunch.
No, we're good, we're good.

225
00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,160
Go, go, go. And relax.
Just breathe.

226
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,640
Oh, my god.

227
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,160
That's it. Be confident.
Be confident. We're good.

228
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,480
He's really big.
No, he's good, he's good.

229
00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,960
That's the one with one eye.
We're all good.

230
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000
Just be confident.
We're the top dog.

231
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,520
Just be confident.
We're the top dog.

232
00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,160
We're the top dogs.
I don't think we are.

233
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,680
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my goodness!

234
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,600
All good? All good?
No, I'm great. OK, top dog.

235
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:06,920
You know, what?
Be confident and laugh.

236
00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,960
(LAUGHTER)

237
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,440
Get down!

238
00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,320
What the bloody hell
are youse doing?

239
00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,240
Youse are meant
to use the back gate.

240
00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,360
Hey.
Oh, hi, we didn't realise.

241
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,400
There was one. Sorry.

242
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,280
Yeah, you're right.
You droppin' off or pickin' up?

243
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,360
Ahh, potentially dropping off.

244
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,440
Legs buggered?
Ahh, yes.

245
00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,560
Does it come with the rig?

246
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,360
Yes, he needs them.
The rig is... Yeah.

247
00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,320
Sweet.
OK.

248
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,160
So, do you have... Ooh!

249
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,880
Any experience
with special needs dogs?

250
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,360
Dogs are dogs, love.

251
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,040
$300 for drop off.
OK.

252
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,800
Ahh, he might need
his urine expressed, though.

253
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,080
Do you know, how to do that?
Yeah, no worries.

254
00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,600
But...but do you know how to do it?

255
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,160
You droppin' off or not?

256
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,480
Ahh, well, possibly,
but this is a high-needs dog.

257
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,320
Nah, youse are high-needs people.

258
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,000
Dogs are dogs. Shut up, Bobo.

259
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,360
Dogs are dogs. Shut up, Bobo.

260
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,880
Gordon, I really...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

261
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,920
I think we should go.
Yeah.

262
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,200
Bugger youse then.
Fricken time wasters.

263
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,880
Sorry, Jenny.
Come on, Bobby.

264
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,160
Come on. Come on, inside.

265
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,200
Right, here he comes.
Good boy. Come on! Inside!

266
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,680
Good boy.
Come on!

267
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,880
Gordon, you've backed me up
against the gate.

268
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,240
Alright, can we...
I can't open the fucking gate.

269
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Move forward.

270
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,000
Jesus Christ.

271
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,360
Yeah, I mean, so,
   Jenny's definitely not vaccinated.

272
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,480
Wouldn't have thought so.

273
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,800
Bretty.

274
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,960
Hey, mate, the neighbours
are still looking for a dog.

275
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,760
Oh, really?
Oh, what?

276
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,680
They said that...that rescue place
was a bit weird.

277
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,240
A bit? Fucken hell.
My god.

278
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,280
Anyway, Phoebe is the Mum's name.

279
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,760
I'll text you all her dets
and she'll be expecting your call.

280
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,200
But they're a really nice family.

281
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,760
OK. Yep, sounds good man.

282
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,520
Thanks, Brett.
Did...did Meggles text?

283
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,200
Yeah. She... Yeah.

284
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,560
Is everything OK?

285
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,200
Yep. Yep. Yep.

286
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,160
It's cool. Cool, cool.

287
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,640
What's that mean?

288
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,000
Ahh, nah. All good.
She did, thanks.

289
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,080
Ahh, nah. All good.
She did, thanks.

290
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,120
Anyways, gotta crack on. OK.

291
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,520
OK.
Alright.

292
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,760
See ya.
Bye.

293
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,560
Ooh!

294
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,320
OK.

295
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,840
What do you think,
should we do this?

296
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,280
Yeah, I mean,
anything's better than that.

297
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,120
(LAUGHTER)

298
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,160
Yeah.

299
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,040
Oh, and it turned out
the British guy, Nigel.

300
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,080
Yeah?

301
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,120
Yeah, is some drug dealer mate
of Roman's.

302
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,840
What?
Sorry, what British guy?

303
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,040
The one that fell out the window.

304
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,200
Sorry, someone fell out the window?
Yeah.

305
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,240
Well, did he survive?

306
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,160
Yeah, but now he's suing us.

307
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,040
What!
Gordon told me you'd freak out.

308
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,120
Freak out?
Yes!

309
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,280
What was he doing up there?
I don't know!

310
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,080
Maybe I should go.
BOTH: No, no, no.

311
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,120
Sorry, that's so...

312
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,640
This is so boring.
Don't do that, no.

313
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,640
We don't want to hear
about all this work stuff.

314
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,360
OK.
You didn't come here for that.

315
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,840
Did you?

316
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,160
No, you did not come here

317
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,880
so, that you could hear about Brett
and Gordon's incompetence.

318
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,000
Hey guys, is a debit card OK?

319
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,240
Hey guys, is a debit card OK?

320
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,200
Oh, no, no, no, this is on us.
Yeah.

321
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,760
No, no, no, for the party.
It's $500, yeah?

322
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,960
You're paying for the whole party?

323
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,560
Um, yeah.

324
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,960
I...I think Ash got the impression
that Gordon would pay,

325
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,120
which is... which is our bad.

326
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,200
Meggles, look, Gordo can pay
for his girlfriend's party.

327
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240
Come on.

328
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,720
Ahh, actually I think they broke up.

329
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:21,800
BOTH: Oh.

330
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,520
Well, whatever.
You're not paying for this.

331
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,560
Is she, Chi?

332
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:29,000
No, way. No, no, no.
This is on us.

333
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,120
Yeah.
Are you serious?

334
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,320
Yep. Deadly.
Yeah.

335
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,800
Oh, my god, thank you guys.

336
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,720
Thank you so much. You're the best.

337
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,120
OK.

338
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,560
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

339
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,560
Thank you really.

340
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,680
Thank you, Bretty, mwah.

341
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,720
You guys are fucking legends.

342
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,960
Oh, you're a legend.
Oh, you are.

343
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,560
And I just...

344
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,960
I hope I didn't make too much
of a dick of myself at the party.

345
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,760
No, hey, hey,
we had some really good chats.

346
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,880
Yeah, so, did we.

347
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,000
It's embarrassing for me

348
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,200
It's embarrassing for me

349
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,880
because I actually don't remember
anything after shots.

350
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,000
I was wasted.

351
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,280
Yeah, me too. You think I remember?

352
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,440
Oh, for sure.
I don't...

353
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,600
Sorry, was I even talking to you?

354
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,520
(INDISTINCT TALK)

355
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,000
What'd we even... Did we talk.
Yeah. Exactly.

356
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,360
I don't know, did we talk?

357
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,360
(LAUGHTER)
OK, OK.

358
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,840
Thank you. Thanks, guys.

359
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,240
Thank you for coming in.
See ya.

360
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,320
Yeah!
Yep.

361
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,480
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

362
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,560
Can I have a...
Shut up! Shut up.

363
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,840
Third time lucky.

364
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,920
(BELL TOLLS)

365
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,280
Hi!
Hi.

366
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,560
I'm Phoebe. Hi, Gordon and Ashley.

367
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,240
Hello, Phoebe, how are you?

368
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,600
Oh, there you are!

369
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,160
Look at this precious little man.

370
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,920
Hello! Oh, kisses!

371
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,920
Oh, kisses. Thank you!

372
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,960
Please, come on in.
Would you like a coffee, or a tea?

373
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,200
BOTH: Oh.
Um...
Do you wanna...

374
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,280
Oh, please you can meet Angus

375
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,200
and Berlin is so excited
to meet this little guy.

376
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,360
Yeah, OK.
Yes, great.

377
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come in!

378
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,640
(SOFT MUSIC)

379
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,040
You have frizzy hair.

380
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,640
What do I have?

381
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,520
Frizzy hair.
Oh, do I?

382
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,200
She does, yeah, yeah.
My Mum's prettier.

383
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,600
Oop!
Berlin!

384
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,360
Our chihuahua, Peppy, died
the year before last.

385
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,280
He was 18, you know.

386
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,160
So, it really took us
a long time to get over it.

387
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,320
Oh, yeah, I bet.

388
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,840
Good innings.
BOTH: Mm.

389
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,800
And when Brett's Mum, Diana,
told us about this dog

390
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,200
we just thought,
you precious little thing.

391
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,240
And seeing him here, he really is.

392
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,360
Yeah, he's very special.
Yeah.

393
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,960
Did she mention that
he might need help doing a wee,

394
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,240
going to the toilet in time?

395
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,120
Yep, already YouTubed that
and ready to go, so...

396
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,440
Oh.
Oh, wow.

397
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,480
That's great.

398
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,560
Yeah.

399
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,680
And if...if I could ask one favour?

400
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,720
Sure.

401
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,560
If you wouldn't mind not
changing his name

402
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,480
because it would be his third name

403
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,160
and it just might be
a bit confusing for him.

404
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,800
What was... What was his name again?

405
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:53,880
Colin.
Yeah.

406
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,840
Yeah, it's a weird name for a dog.
Mm.

407
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,000
Yeah, don't love it.

408
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,200
Ahh, well, I mean,
something then that sounds like,

409
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,920
you know, ah, like Corin?

410
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,000
Corin?

411
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,000
Or Gollum?
Gollum.

412
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,599
From 'Lord Of The Rings'.
Yeah, nah.

413
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,160
What do you want
to call him, Berlin?

414
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,280
Peppy!

415
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,680
Are you sure, sweetheart?

416
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,920
Peppy was... Peppy's name.

417
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,760
I want Peppy.

418
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,120
Oh. She does know that...
that's not Peppy, though, so...

419
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,560
Of course she does.

420
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,079
But I think
if she wants to call him Peppy,

421
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,160
it doesn't matter.

422
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,360
Do you love Peppy, darling?
Peppy, come here. Peppy! Peppy!

423
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,280
Oh, Peppy it is.

424
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,920
Yay! Vroom! Vroom!
Ahh, no, don't do that.

425
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,200
Can we not... Can we not do that?
Vroom! Vroom!

426
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,960
Be gentle, Berlin.
Vroom! Vroom!

427
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,840
Stop. How do you make...

428
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,640
Can you be gentle, Berlin.
She's being gentle.

429
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,240
He's my dog now.

430
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,480
Peppy! Come on, Peppy!

431
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,800
Thank you for not making
it a big goodbye.

432
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,080
It's less traumatic for Peppy.

433
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,760
Yep.
Yeah, of course. No, worries.

434
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,120
Yeah.

435
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,880
And just let us know
if you've got any questions,

436
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,480
any issues, anything.

437
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,280
Of course.
Day or night.

438
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,440
Yeah.
I'm sure we'll be fine.

439
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,480
Totally.

440
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,520
Cool, cool.
Let's go.

441
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,400
Yeah, and just send some photos
when you can.

442
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,400
OK. Well, take care.
It was so lovely to meet you both.

443
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,160
Bye-bye!
OK, bye.

444
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,080
Was that the right thing to do?

445
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,360
I think so.

446
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,480
Will he be OK?

447
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,840
I mean...

448
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,960
Dogs are pragmatists, you know?
I mean...

449
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,880
Yeah, he's special,
but he's gonna...

450
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,320
He's gonna love
whoever feeds him, won't he?

451
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,000
That was always the deal
between humans and dogs.

452
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,560
That was always the deal
between humans and dogs.

453
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,920
It's always been the deal, you know?

454
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,480
We let them sit near the campfire
and we'd feed them scraps,

455
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,640
and they'd protect us

456
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,720
when the lions were nearby,
you know?

457
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,240
So, it's...

458
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,680
it's kind of transactional.

459
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,000
Doesn't make it less real,
but it's fine.

460
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,120
He'll be happy.

461
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,920
Yeah, but we loved him.

462
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,800
Yeah. Yeah.

463
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,840
(PHONE RINGS)

464
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,880
Hi, Mum.

465
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,720
Ashley, where are you?

466
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,920
I'm just with Gordon.
What's going on?

467
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,920
Something's happened. I need you.

468
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,360
What's happened?
Are you... Are you OK?

469
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,600
No, I'm not. It's Lee.

470
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,000
Please come here. I need you.

471
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,040
OK, OK, OK, just breathe.
Breathe, Mum.

472
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,040
OK, I'll be there soon.

473
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,800
What's wrong?
Oh, fuck knows.

474
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,800
It's like she knew that
I was having a moment.

475
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,840
(SOFT MUSIC)

476
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,360
OK.

477
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,560
I'd better go see
what's up with Mum.

478
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,920
Yeah.

479
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,240
You OK?
Yeah.

480
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,800
I guess I'll see you round?

481
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,920
Yeah, definitely.

482
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,240
Is that it?

483
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,360
What?

484
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,640
OK.

485
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,520
Well, I...I...I have to go.
Bye, Gordon.

486
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,080
Ciao for now.

487
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,720
I said, "No, Lee, it's not spam."

488
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,000
It's all over Facebook.

489
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,160
Everyone can see

490
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,000
how many Candy Crush games
you've played.

491
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,920
how many Candy Crush games
you've played.

492
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,600
He's played literally hundreds
of Candy Crush games

493
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,080
with this 21-year-old Korean girl,

494
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,680
but he kept saying it was spam.

495
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,240
Oh, you're joking, Mum.

496
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,200
But then I went through his phone,

497
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,160
and she's all through
his chatsnap as well.

498
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,680
And he's been sending her money,
my money.

499
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,160
And it's been going on for months.

500
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,920
Oh, my god. Mum, I'm so sorry.

501
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,320
You were right about him, Ashley.

502
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,760
You were.

503
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:34,160
Well, you know,
   I'm...I'm sorry that I was right.

504
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,680
No, I'm sorry
that I didn't listen to you.

505
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,840
I'm sorry that I believed him
and not you.

506
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,480
You are my family.

507
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,560
It's OK, Mum.

508
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,080
No, it's not OK.
You're my only family.

509
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:50,040
I love you so much, Ashley Maree.

510
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,240
Oh, Mummy.

511
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,640
(PHONE RINGS)
Oh.

512
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,760
Oh, I've gotta take this.

513
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,000
Just make yourself comfortable,
darling.

514
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,240
Just make yourself comfortable,
darling.

515
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,480
This could take a while.

516
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,120
Well, what have you got to say
for yourself?

517
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,600
Don't call me
if you're going to lie to me.

518
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,840
(SOBS)

519
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:52,320
Gordy, you left the window open.

520
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,080
Ahh, fuck it.

521
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,640
Are you crying about us
or are you crying about Colin?

522
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,720
Ahh, oh, it's everything.

523
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,720
If it were like a pie chart,

524
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,800
what would it look like?

525
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,120
Um...

526
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,160
I don't know. It's a lot.

527
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,800
It's just, um...

528
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,040
this is a once in a year cry,
you know.

529
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,280
What's the saddest thing though?

530
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,920
Does it matter?

531
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,960
Well, yeah,

532
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,360
'cause I was just going
to have a little cry too and...

533
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,680
Were you?
Yeah.

534
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,520
   I mean, it wasn't going to be like

535
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,440
an Irish keening
like what you're doing,

536
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,920
but you know,

537
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,240
'cause I just have lots of
   little cries throughout the year.

538
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,000
What was yours about?

539
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,360
What was yours about?

540
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,880
Pie chart-wise.

541
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,280
I asked you first.

542
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,440
Um...

543
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,800
I think I accidentally
opened my heart

544
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,600
to a crippled dog...

545
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,120
And then you slipped through
the opening at the same time.

546
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,080
If this is falling in love,
I really don't like it.

547
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,320
I'm not a fan
'cause it's exhausting.

548
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,600
   I feel a bit like I'm going insane.

549
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,200
Do you?
Yeah.

550
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,120
That's nice.
Is it?

551
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,040
So, what do we do?

552
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,960
(SOFT MUSIC)

553
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,720
I think we go get our dog back.

554
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,480
Oh, thank god.

555
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:09,560
Let's do it.

556
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,680
I hated that fucking family.
Oh, they were fucked.

557
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,240
Who calls their kid Berlin?
Wankers.

558
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,680
How are we gonna get him back?
Oh, I don't know.

559
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,400
We'll...we'll figure it out
on the way.

560
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,920
We are gonna make
that little girl cry though.

561
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,280
Good.

562
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,400
# I ain't got time
To roll the beast down

563
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,800
# But if I don't then
How I'm gon' eat?

564
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,160
# I'm doing just fine
With all of this pride

565
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,560
   # I'm lucky I got somewhere to sleep

566
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,960
# I'm living on the word
Of other peoples' promises

567
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
# That I don't think
They even gon' keep

568
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,120
# They not gon' keep

569
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,480
   # But they said I could "move in"
   And "don't worry about the rent"

570
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,800
# But they really want me out
On the streets

571
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,600
# If they show you who they are

572
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,440
# You better believe them now

573
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,680
# 'Cause if you don't
You're gonna have problems

574
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,400
# You wanna worry around

575
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,200
# And put yourself in the ground

576
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,640
# 'Cause that's what happens
When you allow them... #

577
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,680
(CHORUS)

578
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,040
   # But it ain't that type of party

579
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,080
# Oh, no

580
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,080
# Imma' make it baby,
You're gonna see

581
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,120
# Gonna see

582
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,360
# 'Cause it ain't that. #

583
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,400
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