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Whoo!

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You OK?

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Ah, I just...
I just need a second.

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OK.

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Sorry, my Mum drives me insane
and you know, you've met her.

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Yeah. I have.
And she's a lot, but she's alright.

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Um, she's not,
and this is her home ground.

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So, she has home-ground advantage.
OK.

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Also, Lee
is the creepiest fucken man

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I've ever met.

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But you know,
whoo, thanks for doing this.

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I honestly can't face them alone.

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It'll be fine.
Parents are my speciality.

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Don't worry.

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Yeah, they won't be after tonight.

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Challenge accepted. I'm pumped.

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I fucken hate birthdays.
I know.

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OK, let's go.
Let's go.

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Alright, just breathe. It'll be OK.

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No. No, it won't.

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(THEME MUSIC)

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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

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Happy birthday, my darling girl!
Hi, Mum!

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Oh!

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Oh, this is different, isn't it?
Checks! You're brave.

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Just the girls.
Hello.

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Just the girls, yeah.

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No, Lynelle just open...

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What are you doing, Mum?
..yourself to me a little bit.

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Can we just stand normally?
That's it.

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Act natural,
as though you've just met.

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That's it, and breathe.

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Excellent.

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Hello.
Anyway.

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Um, this is Gordon...
Another one. Another one.

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Just Ashley this time.
Oh.

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I'll just...
Sorry.

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..get the ISO in position.

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..get the ISO in position.

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The dream-like quality.

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That's it, just part your lips
a little bit more, Ashley.

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Terrific.
OK.

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Anymore? No? Good, alright.

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Anyway, so Gordon, this is Lee.

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Hello.
Lee, Gordon.

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Fantastic. Oh, OK.

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Hello.
I!

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You're taller than I remember,
aren't you?

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Oh, I'm wearing kitten heels.

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He's like a big strong oak tree,
isn't he, Lee?

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Mum.

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Oh, it's good
to see you again, Ms Steinhart.

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Just stop it. Call me Lynelle.
Lynelle.

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Ah, and hello, Professor.

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Oh, the famous Mr Colin.

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A-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff.
Ruff-a-ruff-ruff-ruff.

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Herro, Mr Corrin.

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Welcome to our rhome.
Cripples are rost relcome.

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Ooh! He does tricks!

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Ah, he does.
Now, sit.

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Oh, you can't.

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Lee, stop it.
You're scaring the poor thing.

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Anyway, hello. I'm Gordon.

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Ahh! The boyfriend.

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Ah well, I mean...

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What are your intentions
with my daughter, young man?

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Not your daughter, Lee.

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No, yeah. I know.

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No, yeah. I know.

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Alright, everyone,

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let's move into the good room,
shall we?

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Ah, yeah.

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We've got hors d'oeuvres
and bubbles.

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Strap yourself in,
we're going to the good room.

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Shall I just...

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Not too many Cheds for you, Ashley.
You know, how your skin breaks out.

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Fucken hell.
Mm-hm.

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What's this?

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A voucher?

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It's a five-week cleanse.
It's called Me Foods.

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All organic and delivered right
to your door.

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Fiona's daughter lost 10kg.

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Can you believe that?

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Not really.

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Happy birthday, darling.

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The thermostat's on a timer, Ashley,

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so, if you're cold,
I've got jumpers.

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Oh, I'm fine, thanks, Lee.
Yeah.

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I'll probably be able to tell
when you're cold.

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So, um, Ashley says
that you're a professor, Lee.

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Is that right?
Mm.

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What do you profess?

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Well, Linguistics,

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Well, Linguistics,

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with a special interest
in Asian languages.

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Though recently I have fallen
in lust

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with another muse.

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Photography.
Ahh.

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The pen may be mightier
than the sword,

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but the camera shits on the lot.

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Wow.

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Oh, he's such
a dear little thing, isn't he?

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He's a cutie, isn't he?

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He won't wee on the rugs, will he?
We had them steamed last week.

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No, it's fine Mum. Thank...

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We need new rugs anyway,
don't we, Lee?

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These are revolting.

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Lee.

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Hang on.

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Ruffy-ruff-ruff-ruff.

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He's a sensual little creature,
isn't he?

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Sensual?
Mmm.

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Um...

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So...
Yes.

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Gordon.
Any medical issues in the family?

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Mum, come on!

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The boyfriend interrogation begins.

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No, he's not my...

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Well, we're not, yeah...

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Oh, I just assumed,
bringing him tonight...

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Oh, I just assumed,
bringing him tonight...

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No.
Well...

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We...we...
We're...

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We're keeping it to ourselves.

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Mm.
For now.

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Alright, suit yourselves.

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Yes, retain the mystery.

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The red velvet curtain.

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OK.

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Well, I should get back
to the kitchen.

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Where you belong.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Check on the roast.
I hope you're hungry, Gordon.

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Very. Love a roast.
Is it lamb, or...

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My specialty, gooducken.
Oh.

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Chicken, in duck, in goose.

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Wow.
Very tidy.

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But first, a toast.

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30 years ago,

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I was going
through the most intense pain

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I'd ever experienced in my life,

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and that includes
Ashley's teenage years.

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28 hours I was in labour.
Wow.

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28...

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28 hours.

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It was not 28 hours.
..of the most excruciating...

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I'm sorry, darling,
it was 28 hours and 49 minutes.

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Oh, I think
you add an hour every year.

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Oh, I think
you add an hour every year.

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You weren't there, darling.
Wasn't I?

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You know, what I mean.

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OK, What's your point, Mum?
Come on.

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Oh, they rip away
the best years of your life,

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but God forbid I talk about it.

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Did I? Did I rip them away?

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Anyway, it's... Yeah, God.
It's traumatic for both, you know.

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Being in labour, so hard
and I can imagine, in childbirth.

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You know, we've all been there.

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So...
Sure.

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They don't call it
the axe wound for nothing.

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Childbirth?

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The vulva.

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Anyway, I just wanted to say,

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happy 30th birthday, my big girl.

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And to Gordon,

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it's wonderful for Ashley
to have a mature man for a change,

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whether you're together,
or keeping it to yourselves,

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whatever it is.

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To the happy couple.

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Happy birthday, Ash.

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Probably that, yeah.

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Cheers.

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Oh, and I'd also like
to raise a little glass

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if nobody minds,
to a very special person

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whose birthday is also today.

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Oh.

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My Goppa,
Ashley's great-grandfather,

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My Goppa,
Ashley's great-grandfather,

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who would have turned 111 today.

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Miss you every day, Goppa.

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But he wouldn't have turned
111 today

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unless he was one
of the oldest people on the planet.

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Ashley.
No, it's fine.

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Like toast him, but don't say
that he would have turned 111 today

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like he was taken away from us
too soon or something.

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Like that's just not true.

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Like there's no version of reality

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where he would have turned
111 today.

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Goppa.

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No, not Goppa. No, sorry.
She does this every year.

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He died in his 70s,
like before I was born.

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There's just no way
it's still sad, Mum.

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This is my birthday,
and I'm still here.

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It's alright, Gordon.
She's still young.

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People of our generation
understand the fragility of life.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Can I help you
in the kitchen, Lynelle?

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No...
Oh, lovely!

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Right.
No, you stay there, darling.

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Lee's been dying to talk to you.

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Is that a pant-suit?

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Aren't you thoughtful,
bringing beer?

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Oh, it's just a little,

204
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you know, hand-picked selection
from the microbrewery.

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A bit of something for everyone.

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Are you a lager girl or...

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Me?
Mm.

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No, I'm more
of a dry Chenin Blanc girl.

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Oh, OK. Alright.

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Well, I might actually have a zippy
little scrumpy in there

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that you might like.

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Maybe.
Yeah.

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Oh, wow.
Oh!

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Wow.
They're all my babies.

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Can't choose a favourite.

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But this one here, Helen,
she's been with me the longest.

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Likes the finer things in life,
like her Mum.

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Wow. That's amazing.

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And are they...
All of them are girls?

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Always wanted a girl.

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Lee and I dream of flying to Uganda

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and meeting them all.

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My daughters.

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You should come with us!

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To Uganda?

226
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Lee and I bought a goat
for the village

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for Ashley's birthday.

228
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Oh, I've heard of that.

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You could buy two chickens
in Ashley's name if you like.

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Yeah.
Or a duck.

231
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Yeah.
Or a duck.

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Ducks are only $30.

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Do they do geese?

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We could send tonight's dinner.
Package deal.

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All my babies.

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Well, this is nice.

237
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I like your buttons.

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My...
You know.

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Oh. Thank, thanks.

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Mm, what colour are they?
Is it fleshy?

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Ah, not noticed them before.
I would say that's pink.

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Pink. Pinky bits.

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Yeah.

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How are they attached?

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Cotton.

246
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Oh, that's new. Oh.

247
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You're only... Did you make that?

248
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Ah, yes, I crafted that.

249
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That is my mantra.

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You know, the key
to a strong relationship

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like your mother's and mine,
is open and honest communication.

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No, secrets.

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No, secrets.

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00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,240
That's the secret.

255
00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,720
Definitely, yeah.

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00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,040
Yes.
Yeah.

257
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,040
Yes, you just tell it all
and you hide nothing.

258
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Love that.

259
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That's why I come across
as an open book.

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Because I am.

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Yeah.

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00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,960
Hey, I think maybe enough photos
for today?

263
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,160
No, I quite agree.
OK.

264
00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,560
Ohh.

265
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,240
What's this?

266
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,480
Observe.

267
00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,560
This allows me to change the film

268
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,200
in complete darkness.

269
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,040
Oh, cool.

270
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,760
So, as not to compromise
the integrity of the roll.

271
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,000
Takes some practice...

272
00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,200
but the rewards are manifold.

273
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,240
Mm-hm.

274
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,000
Ooh, there it is.

275
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,960
Put it in there.
Mm-hm.

276
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,480
Very good.

277
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,680
Is that horse reiki?

278
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,280
Mm... I work with rescue horses.

279
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,440
I feel such a kinship with them.

280
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,960
Wow.
Do you follow the horses at all?

281
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,160
Horse-racing?

282
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,120
It should be banned.
Yeah.

283
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,400
I mean, I...I...

284
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,120
Oh, that's a lovely shot.

285
00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,480
Isn't she beautiful?

286
00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,320
Such a gorgeous girl.
I'm so incredibly proud of Ashley.

287
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,000
Oh, Lynelle.

288
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,560
Oh, Lynelle.

289
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,760
Not that I'd ever tell her that.

290
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,320
Don't want her
getting a big fat head.

291
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,200
Did she ever tell you

292
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,600
what happened with James,
in the end?

293
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,280
She never tells me anything.
No.

294
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,960
I mean, I didn't ask,
but you could ask her.

295
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,080
Could you encourage her
to exercise more?

296
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,320
She won't listen to me.
Oh.

297
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,720
She had her bum
from her father's side.

298
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,800
It'll blow up if she's not careful.

299
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,600
You don't want her having
a big fat wobbly bottom.

300
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,360
I had the most wonderful dream
last night.

301
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,360
Oh, yes, please.

302
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:34,600
I was sitting in the room
of this house.

303
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,120
It was a carpeted room

304
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,960
and I was
with these two gorgeous women.

305
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,960
And they had flowing blonde hair

306
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,760
and I think one was my girlfriend.

307
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,960
And the other, her twin sister.
Hm.

308
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,560
And we were just enjoying
each other's company,

309
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,440
and it was so natural.

310
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,440
Suddenly, I felt the carpet
was just lifting up,

311
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,000
just rising up.

312
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,440
just rising up.

313
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,360
It was then I realised
it was a magic carpet as well,

314
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,080
and it just kept rising and rising,

315
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,480
and the girls way down below.

316
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:13,040
And I got to the roof,
and the carpet was just pressing

317
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,480
and pressing me into the roof.

318
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:20,200
And the girls were just scratching
the underside of the carpet,

319
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,640
and...and the pressure was building,

320
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,880
and building
and...and then I woke up.

321
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:32,040
And I just felt so relaxed

322
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,240
but also sad
that those women weren't real.

323
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,400
So, it was a wet dream, yeah?

324
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,480
Right, the vegies
need a few more minutes,

325
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,400
so, it's time for the video!

326
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,120
No, no Mum, not the video.

327
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:47,080
Oh, come on, darling,
Gordon hasn't seen it.

328
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,280
You're in for a treat.
Ashley, give him a hand.

329
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,040
Oh, not in front of everyone,
I hope.

330
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,240
Jacob Murray.

331
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,440
He was so much better than you.

332
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,320
Yeah. Yeah.
Nuh, we can all see that, Mum.

333
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,960
Could have gone professional,

334
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,760
but he looks after his mother,
Trish.

335
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,360
Early onset Parkinson's.

336
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,680
Oh.
So, sad.

337
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,800
Sad.

338
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,440
Gay, of course.

339
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,960
Here it comes.

340
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,240
Oh!
(LAUGHTER)

341
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,040
I know, what that face means!

342
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:35,120
Yes, because you've watched it
8,000 times, Mum!

343
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,280
I'm gonna feed the dog.

344
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,160
Oh, come on, Ashley. Lighten up!

345
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,440
Oh, look at her, Gordon.

346
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,480
Look at that chubby little
pudding face!

347
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,880
Oh!

348
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,120
There'll be tears!

349
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,560
Ooh, vegies are ready.

350
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,560
Oh, I might wash
my hands before dinner.

351
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,720
Someone was raised well.
That's right.

352
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,160
Lee! What are you doing?

353
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,440
Big breaths, you're OK.

354
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,600
I'm not. I can't.

355
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:19,880
You are. You can.

356
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,960
Uh-uh.
Yes...

357
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,880
I told you this was gonna be fucked.

358
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,760
I know, and I didn't believe you
and now I'm getting it.

359
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,000
She's supposed to be my Mum.
Do you think she even likes me?

360
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,200
She actually loves you.

361
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,600
I don't think she loves anyone.

362
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,680
Look, she is a particular lady, yes.

363
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,960
Do you know
that I had to sit in there

364
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,800
with that fucking serial killer

365
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,840
while he described
his wet dream to me?

366
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,640
He fucken what?
Yes! I can't.

367
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,280
I can't.
OK. OK, OK, OK.

368
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,720
But the good news is, alright,
we've done the video,

369
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,160
we've done the good room,
we've done the weird fucken toasts.

370
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,200
Yes, we have.
Right?

371
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,000
And as fucked up
as gooducken sounds.

372
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,720
It smells delicious. OK?

373
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,080
So, all that we have to do now
is get drunk.

374
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,520
I'm driving.
OK.

375
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,000
So, eat all the birds,
and we get out of here.

376
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,880
So, eat all the birds,
and we get out of here.

377
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,040
Easy.

378
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,080
OK.
OK?

379
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,440
OK. OK.

380
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,440
Where...

381
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,480
It's vodka. For sweat stains.

382
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,640
Hit me.
Yep.

383
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,480
Oh, no, no.
Mm.

384
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,480
Really?
Yeah.

385
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,600
Thanks, coach.
Alright.

386
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:24,960
Let's do it.
Yeah.

387
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,080
We've got this. We've got this!

388
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,960
Well, we don't, but you know,
your optimism is adorable.

389
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,240
This is supposed to be stout, is it?

390
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,400
That is stout, yeah.
And what's this supposed to be?

391
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,520
That's double IPA.

392
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,920
Oh, that's, very hipster.

393
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,640
And what's...what does IPA mean?

394
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,960
India Pale Ale.

395
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,880
And what's double about it?

396
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,440
Ah, it's very, very hoppy.
It's quite bitter.

397
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,720
Yeah, it's not for everyone,
but you might like it.

398
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,520
Well. Bottoms up.

399
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,640
Oh.
Oh, Lee!

400
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,599
I was just...just testing.
Sampling it.

401
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,360
It's the way you do it
with the wine.

402
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,760
Not back into the glass! Honestly!

403
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,599
It's fine, it's OK. No, worries.

404
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,599
Might have some red.

405
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,800
Right, so neither of you
are going to have the beer?

406
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,480
You know, Gordon made that himself.
It's OK.

407
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,839
Well, I don't drink beer, darling.
Sorry.

408
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,400
NO, no, no,
it's totally, totally fine.

409
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,599
No...No, ah, yeah.
Mm!

410
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no pressure.
So, you were saying, Lee?

411
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
What's that?

412
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,640
You were saying before about...
Oh, yes. Right.

413
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:33,680
No, it's just such a wonderful
social instrument, Snapchat.

414
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,440
Opened up a whole community
of people

415
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,800
I would otherwise
never have had access to.

416
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,200
Like who?

417
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,400
Oh, international friends.

418
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,520
We stay in touch.

419
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,920
People of all ages.

420
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,280
All colours.

421
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,920
Creeds.
Mm, and it's so ephemeral, you know?

422
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,400
You just send your message,
they read it,

423
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,320
and then it disappears.

424
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,000
It's the closest thing
to actual conversation online,

425
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,680
It's the closest thing
to actual conversation online,

426
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,800
without all those websites
owning your words and your photos

427
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,200
and taking them out of context.

428
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,960
But you do know that
when you get a Snapchat,

429
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
you can record it.

430
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,880
No, no, no.
No, they're gone after ten seconds.

431
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,720
Yeah, but you can screenshot them.

432
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,920
What's that?

433
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,480
You can screenshot them,
and then they can be circulated.

434
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,640
Well, I...Ah, well...

435
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,920
Ah, there...there you go.

436
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,640
Oh, I've had enough
of this chatsnap rubbish.

437
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,680
A toast.

438
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,520
Mum, enough with the toasts.
My gosh.

439
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,600
I thought it might be nice

440
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,600
to spare a thought
for dear Alejandro.

441
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,120
Mum, what are you doing?

442
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,320
Might just pop to the loo
for a widdle.

443
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,480
What? It's eight years today.

444
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,480
Have I said the wrong thing?

445
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,880
Why would you?
Sorry, I...I'm not um...

446
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,000
I'm sorry, Gordon,
I thought you knew about Alejandro.

447
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,800
I'm sorry, Gordon,
I thought you knew about Alejandro.

448
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,960
No, I...Should I?

449
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,600
No. No. No, it's not, um...

450
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,760
A boy who died
at Ashley's birthday party.

451
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,840
Drowned.

452
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,880
Oh, I'm really sorry, Ash.

453
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:12,960
He's not a boy.

454
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,080
It was a group tour thing
in Barcelona

455
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,560
and um...

456
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,600
Oh!

457
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:24,000
Why the fuck
would you bring this up?

458
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,120
Well, today is the day
he passed away.

459
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,560
I thought we should commemorate him.
You die twice, you know.

460
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,240
Once in the physical sense,

461
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,440
and once again when people stop
saying your name.

462
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,480
Well, I won't. Alejandro.

463
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,440
Yeah, I'm sure that he has
plenty of family and friends

464
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,760
that say his name.

465
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,520
I'm sorry, darling.
I didn't mean to upset you.

466
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,080
I was just thinking about him.
I'm an empath.

467
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,360
I feel things very deeply.

468
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,600
Oh, do you? Do you, Mum?

469
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,680
Do you feel
that there's anything wrong

470
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,000
with your fucken boyfriend?

471
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,080
Ashley!

472
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,800
Oh, I'm sorry,
do you not want to talk about that?

473
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,000
He is so inappropriate.

474
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,440
He is so inappropriate.

475
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,640
Oh, he's joking.
Now, you listen to me.

476
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,920
Lee is very good to me,

477
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,280
and after what I put up
with from your father,

478
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:11,160
I deserve that.
After what you put up with?

479
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,080
He finally realised
that you're batshit crazy,

480
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,160
and he left you.

481
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,800
That's enough.
No, it's not.

482
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,800
And you have been poking me
all night.

483
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,520
The constant digs,
the obsession with my weight.

484
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,640
I mean, look at the food portion
I got given.

485
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,120
I mean, that's ridiculous.

486
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,560
You can help yourself
if you must have more.

487
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,880
And then to bring up Alejandro?

488
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,200
Why did you do that?

489
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,640
Why?

490
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,920
I mean, you're supposed
to be my Mum,

491
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,560
and you know, you're supposed
to just love me.

492
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,200
I do love you!

493
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,400
And that's how you show it?

494
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,480
Just humiliating me
in front of my boyfriend?

495
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,800
It's so fucked up!

496
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,680
Oh, no, quick, quick,
he's doing a wee.

497
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,880
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

498
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,040
Is that on the Monterey Oak?

499
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,840
Oh, fuck off, Lee, ya creep!

500
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,480
I think she might be
a bit overwhelmed.

501
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,560
It's OK.
OK.

502
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,000
It's OK.
It's OK, Colly.

503
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,600
It's OK.
It's OK, Colly.

504
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,680
Sorry about that.
You alright?

505
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,720
He's...he's OK.

506
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,160
No, I'm so sorry.

507
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,720
I have to leave.
I'm gonna sit in the car.

508
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,480
Ashley, sit back down.
You're ruining everything.

509
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,240
No. No. I'm out.

510
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,680
Come on, Colly, we're going.

511
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,480
Well...

512
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,160
Well, I'm not letting this get cold.

513
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,840
Three birds in one.

514
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:27,960
Lucky me.

515
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,000
Hope you can handle
that temper, Gordon.

516
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,280
I never could.
Comes from her father.

517
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,880
Imagine living in a house
with the two of them.

518
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,760
Don't know, how I did it.

519
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,840
Hey, should... I should probably...

520
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,600
Oh, no, don't be silly.
No!

521
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,320
Oh, no, she'll be back
in a few minutes.

522
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,760
She always does this
on her birthday.

523
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,000
It's a vicious circle, you know?

524
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,040
I told her,

525
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,720
you keep scowling
your way through life,

526
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,120
you're going to look like an angrily
little Miss permanently.

527
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,680
Her face is going that way.

528
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,040
Noticed that.
Dreadful.

529
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,960
Why did you bring up
that boy, Lynelle?

530
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,560
It happened on her birthday.

531
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,880
I thought it might be nice
to have a little toast to him.

532
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:14,960
Did you?

533
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,320
I'm sorry, but I do feel things,

534
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,840
and I think that life is too short
not to say what's in your heart.

535
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,120
Except for what you said to me
about being proud of Ashley.

536
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,600
You said you didn't want
to say that.

537
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,200
Oh, she knows I'm proud of her!

538
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,080
She got into medicine.
Of course, I'm proud of her...

539
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,720
Lynelle, I completely...
I completely understand

540
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,800
showing me
the embarrassing home videos

541
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,720
and making jokes
about how hard labour was

542
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,680
and you know,
I get all that, completely.

543
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,240
But you don't...
you never balance it out.

544
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,280
At all.

545
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,000
I mean, apart from what you said
privately to me in the kitchen,

546
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,000
I haven't heard a single
positive thing about Ashley,

547
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,080
or to Ashley, the entire night.

548
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,200
Do you realise that?

549
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,040
Well, you're very sweet for caring.

550
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,000
But I'm her mother,
and no matter how upset she gets,

551
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,680
But I'm her mother,
and no matter how upset she gets,

552
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,800
she knows I love her.

553
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,560
I don't think she does.

554
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,160
Well, I think
I might know her better.

555
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,720
Yeah, look, I...I don't know

556
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,480
what the story
is with the Spanish boy.

557
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,880
Argentinian.
Those very festive people.

558
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,400
They were in Barcelona,
in a nightclub.

559
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,680
Yeah, I don't need
to know the story.

560
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,080
That's not important,
what's important is

561
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,080
it's clearly upsetting
for Ash to talk about.

562
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,120
But as an empath,
I'm sure you know that.

563
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,400
I liked her last fella better.
Did you?

564
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,200
Hey, why don't you catch up
with him on Snapchat?

565
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,320
I'm really sorry about tonight.

566
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,520
I...I struggled with it,

567
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,800
as a veteran people pleaser,
but yeah, that's... so, sorry.

568
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,000
Yeah, that's OK.

569
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,160
I'm sure we can give all of this

570
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,920
to the homeless people
at the soup kitchen.

571
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,960
Yeah. That's... Yeah.

572
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,720
He had a ratty face.

573
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,880
Thank you, darling.

574
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,960
We were all going out
for my 22nd birthday.

575
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
We went out
to this Eurotrash nightclub

576
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,720
We went out
to this Eurotrash nightclub

577
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,000
with a pool on the roof,

578
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,280
and um, I was...

579
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,040
I got drunk,
but I was supposed to be in charge.

580
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,200
And Alejandro, he...

581
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,280
he was just the sweetest guy,

582
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,200
but he was on pills or something,

583
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,200
and he was in the water...

584
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,280
and I looked over and I could see

585
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:32,000
that he was...he was pretty wasted,
but he was...he was OK.

586
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,800
And then when I looked back,
he was just not there.

587
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,520
He'd gone under the water,
but I think nobody saw it.

588
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,320
And by the time I went over there
he was unconscious and...

589
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,480
and we pulled him out of the water,

590
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,840
but nobody knew CPR
and everyone's staring at me.

591
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,120
You know, I'm the one in charge.

592
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,560
I'm the one
who's supposed to know CPR,

593
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,000
but I...I just didn't.

594
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,520
I'd done some,
like, bullshit training

595
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,920
ages ago
that I barely paid attention to,

596
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,200
and I'm...

597
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,640
I'm like pumping away at his chest

598
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,400
and I'm trying to remember
what to do.

599
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,080
But it just wasn't working and...

600
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,320
And so he died.

601
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,600
Ash, you were a kid.

602
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,240
I know,
but it should not have happened.

603
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,360
You were 22.
Yeah.

604
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,600
It was an accident.

605
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,960
It fucked me up so badly
for such a long time.

606
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,760
Ash, I'm so sorry.

607
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,800
You know, I don't think
I've ever told that story before,

608
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,880
to someone I'm seeing.

609
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:00,000
Someone you're seeing?
Yeah.

610
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,240
Someone you're seeing?
Yeah.

611
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,800
In there you said
I was your boyfriend.

612
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,040
What the fuck.

613
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,480
Did I say that?
Yes, you did.

614
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,000
Well, you know,

615
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,160
that might have been
for dramatic effect.

616
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,920
Well, you're right.
I mean, I'm not your boyfriend.

617
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,560
No?
No.

618
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,600
I'm more of a manfriend.

619
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,400
Manfriend's great.
I've never had a manfriend.

620
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,600
You got one now.

621
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,560
I mean, it sounds a little sinister.

622
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,400
Yeah, I can be a little sinister.

623
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,960
That's true.

624
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,440
But I can also listen to anything
that you wanna tell me.

625
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,880
Like anything.

626
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,800
Thank you.

627
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,280
So, tonight really sucked.

628
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,640
Like exactly how I said it would.

629
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,920
I will never doubt you again.
Yeah, don't.

630
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:57,920
But um, seeing as you
were so good tonight...

631
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,000
Do you want to be
my manfriend at um,

632
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,160
Do you want to be
my manfriend at um,

633
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,120
my birthday drinks this weekend?

634
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,040
Wow. So, I passed the audition?

635
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,400
You've passed the first round.

636
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,240
Oh, OK.
There is so...

637
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,960
And that's the easy round.
Oh, really?

638
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,160
Yeah, my friends
are fucking animals.

639
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,160
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