I've been cooking bacon longer than you've been alive.
Come on now. Do you know how to fry bacon?
He knows how to boil eggs.
That's my regret. I should've taught him.
-Whatever. -Things that I didn't.
I did it 'cause I thought that was being a good mom.
Is Theresa an earth-bound spirit guide?
You shouldn't leave any later than 9:15.
All right. I'll rush.
Your hair looks good. Did you set it?
Do you want me to wet your hair?
Who grounds you when she drives you crazy?
They're actually going for an adventure. We're talking road trippers.
The journey, it is not. Oh, this bathroom is disgusting.
Well, it's the real things, right?
I'm so excited!
Hello.