1
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,687
I've been cooking bacon
longer than you've been alive.

2
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,191
Come on now. Do you know how to fry bacon?

3
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,859
He knows how to boil eggs.

4
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,363
That's my regret. I should've taught him.

5
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,073
-Whatever.
-Things that I didn't.

6
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,576
I did it 'cause I thought
that was being a good mom.

7
00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,548
Is Theresa an earth-bound spirit guide?

8
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,772
You shouldn't leave
any later than 9:15.

9
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,023
All right. I'll rush.

10
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,776
Your hair looks good.
Did you set it?

11
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,862
Do you want me to wet your hair?

12
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,493
Who grounds you
when she drives you crazy?

13
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:10,426
They're actually going for an adventure.
We're talking road trippers.

14
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:13,263
The journey, it is not.
Oh, this bathroom is disgusting.

15
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,640
Well, it's the real things, right?

16
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,665
I'm so excited!

17
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,356
Hello.