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Tonight is
the fucking night, okay?
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We've looked like shit
for years,
and we are developing.
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I would say I'm actually
mostly developed.
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We're finally hot.
At least, according to me.
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We're getting out there.
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We're getting in the cooch,
my girl.
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We are getting in the puss
and we're gettin' wet.
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Man, speak for yourself.
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Nobody's gonna wanna
fuck me this year,
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just like nobody wanted
to fuck me last year
or the year before.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna talk
to Brittany.
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I think that it's time.
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Oh, really? It's time?
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There wasn't time
in the last 11 years
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we've all been going
to school together?
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I've been building tension.
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You know,
you could say hi to Isabel.
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Yeah, okay.
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And just what would I say?
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Like, "Hey, girl, what's up?
How's your boyfriend?
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How's his penis?
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Still awesome and big
and throbbing and, uh,
like a male penis?"
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They could have broken up,
you never know.
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The fair is like
a completely fresh start.
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I'm not doin' that
with Isabel,
you know what I mean?
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Like, I'm... I'm...
I'm playin' the long game
with her, okay?
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-Mmm.
-Here's how it's gonna
shake out.
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I don't speak to the bitch
for years.
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Bam! It's the 20th
high school reunion.
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I show up,
I'm in a little suit
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like the lesbian I am,
you know what I mean?
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It's probably white, okay?
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She looks at me,
I look back at her.
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What the fuck happened to her?
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She's washed up.
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I mean Jeff has
run her ragged.
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That's when my ass
swoops in, okay?
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That made me so sad.
What? Okay.
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Josie, tick-tock.
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We're not gonna be sexy
little high schoolers forever.
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Soon we're gonna be old hags
in college.
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Do you wanna be the only
girl virgin at Sarah Lawrence?
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Yeah, honestly, maybe.
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I might have a good shot
that way.
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I don't need this negative,
really sad attitude. Please.
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What the fuck are you wearing?
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It's really not too late
to turn around, you know?
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I think you wanna be here.
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Who said that?
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-Where'd you get that idea?
-I'm just feeling...
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You're getting nervous because
of how excited you are.
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-No. No, no.
-Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, and we're crossing.
And we're getting in there.
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No, I can't, I'm sorry.
Ahhh! Fuck, my arm!
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There's nothing wrong
with your arm.
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You have Munchausen's.
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Look, just follow my lead.
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- Hello, ladies.
- Oh.
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Oh.
You know what?
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- Just keep going.
- How was your summer?
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-Good to see you.
-Okay, you know what?
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Uh, it's not gonna
happen, okay?
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This school has such
a gay problem.
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Okay, no.
No one hates us for being gay.
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Everyone hates us for being
gay, untalented, and ugly.
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Like, look at Matthieu.
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Rock on, man. Killin' it.
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I love what you're doing
with the school play.
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Thanks, bitch.
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-Fuck!
-Yeah.
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Knocks it out of the park,
every year.
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-Every show.
-Yeah.
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Ooh. Popcorn.
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Don't mind if I do.
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-Hey, guys.
-Hi, Hazel.
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Oh, hey, Hazel.
How was your summer?
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Were you with your uncle
at the slop farm?
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If you mean volunteering at
the National Meat Association,
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yeah, it was good.
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What are you guys doing here?
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You guys never come
to the fair.
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What happened to your arm?
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Oh, my God,
she ate shit is what happened.
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She ate literal shit?
What the fuck?
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-Mmm.
-Or did you get beat up again?
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No, I just tripped
and I--
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Or were you jumped?
Was it spy camp?
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Did you go to juvie?
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- Yeah, we went to juvie.
- Ladies and gentlemen...
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-Oh, my God, it was juvie?
-... it's time to get ready,
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get wild, and get horny
for our very own Vikings!
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Oh, my God, what did you do?
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- And the man
who will lead us to victory
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against the evil, maniacal,
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shit-eating
Huntington Ferrets,
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let's hear it for Jeff!
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Jeff! Have my babies!
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Jeff,
fill me with your seed!
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I just don't get why girls
like guys like that.
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It's like they're like dogs,
or pigs, or is there a...
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What's the grossest animal?
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Jeff,
come sign my tits!
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Eat my pussy!
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That's right.
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Oh, fuck. Uh, Hazel.
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Gimme that.
Josie, take this. Take this.
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- Take this.
- No.
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Really quick.
This is the moment.
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Stop yelling at me!
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Could you give that back
really quickly?
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-Hey, Brittany.
-PJ.
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I am loving all the...
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holes in your pants.
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Thanks.
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You look like
a little Dutch boy.
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Thank you.
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So, Britt...
Can I call you Britt?
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I prefer if you just
called me my name.
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- Britt-a-nay. Um, but...
- No, not that.
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Brittany.
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Are you thinking of riding
the Ferris wheel
at all tonight?
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I wasn't. I'm going
on the puke and duke.
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I need to pull trig.
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-No, you don't.
-Yeah, I do.
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I'm gonna say something crazy.
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I think you could eat food,
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digest it, let it marinate,
poop it out.
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Mmm, gross.
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Maybe this?
You want a bite of this?
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- Oh, no.
- Yeah, this is fucking
disgusting. Ugh.
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You want a hot dog?
We could go get hot dogs.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Yeah, we could get the bun
and the ketchup.
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-No bun. No.
-You gotta get the bun.
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-Yes, you could.
-No.
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No bun. Okay.
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Um, Isabel.
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Josie was just saying
something similar to me.
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I don't think so.
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I think so.
It was really good.
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It was super funny.
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You're just so--
You're skinny too, as well.
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I'm Josie, by the way,
good evening.
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Yeah, you're skinny--
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You're real skinny minnie,
aren't ya?
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You probably should eat.
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They're gonna send you
to the hospital
with how skinny you are.
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Uh-oh, call the doctor.
Skinny girl, I see.
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Okay, do you guys want
any of our tickets?
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Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
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Fuck! Fuck!
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I don't want to say it,
but we're fucked.
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You know what? I'm good.
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'Cause it's not gonna happen
for me.
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If it's not happening here,
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then it's definitely not
happening at Emerson, okay?
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I'm done trying to sow
my damn oats.
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-No.
-I'm packing up my vagina
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and I'm fucking Matthieu.
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That's the only hope for me.
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-No.
-It's me and Matthieu, man.
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And 'cause he's gay
and fearless,
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he's probably gonna fuck me
without protection.
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Then I'm gonna get pregnant.
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We're going to have
to join a church.
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He'll be the gay pastor.
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My whole life's fucked!
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And yeah, sure,
his sermons are good,
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but everybody knows
he's fruity.
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Everybody knows
he's fucking fruity!
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By the way, our son, Hezekiah,
hates us
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'cause he knows
we're both closeted,
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but we try to make it
work for him,
but he's not happy.
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And yeah, guess what?
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The deacon's fucking
the evangelist, man!
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He's fucking the evangelist!
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I don't wanna
live like that.
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Will you come and visit us
on Sundays?
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Please, will you come
and visit us on Sundays?
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- Isabel.
- Leave me alone!
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-Stop following me.
-Wait, shut up.
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-What?
-Look.
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- Don't touch me.
- Isabel, baby.
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My teeny, tiny baby girl.
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Why do you always have
to flirt with other women?
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It doesn't count
if they're not in high school.
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Especially Mrs. Reilly!
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-Josie, offer her a ride.
-I don't think so.
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Yes, come on.
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...Irish Catholic.
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And I'm regular Christian!
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- Josie, ask her. Come on.
- PJ, stop.
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You're hurting my head.
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You're attacking me,
and it's giving me a migraine.
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And it's giving me PTSD
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about all the other times
I've had migraines.
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-Just do it now.
-No.
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-Just go fucking ask her.
-No. Isabel, would you
like a safety ride?
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Isabel.
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-Oh, no.
-Oh, my God.
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Isabel...
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Get out of the car.
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You can't tell me what to do.
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- Yeah, no, he can't.
- Okay,
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I'm sorry that I looked
at Mrs. Reilly
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and lightly grazed
her left tit, all right?
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Move, you prick!
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Uh, excuse me,
she said, "Move, prick."
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Don't talk to me,
you ugly bitch, okay?
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I do not talk to girls
in overalls.
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-Hey.
-Okay, I might be ugly,
but these aren't overalls.
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Isabel, get out
of the freaking car! Get out!
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Get out! Come on.
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-I feel like
we should just drive.
-Drive.
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-Drive.
-Let's just go.
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Please. You're being
really mean right now.
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-He'll move.
-He's not moving.
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He's gonna move.
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- We're about to drive.
- Isabel.
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- Drive. He'll move.
- Just drive. Josie, go.
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-Three, two one...
-Pedal to the metal. Drive!
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-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
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Jeff?
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Jeff!
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- Are you...
- Are you okay?
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When people move cars,
don't people move?
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Jeffrey, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
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You're not alone.
You're not alone.
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- Back up! Back up!
- We didn't even do anything.
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No, come here.
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- Man down! Man down!
- You!
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Oh, my God.
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-I'm... I'm blacking out.
-No, stay with me.
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We should go. Let's go.
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-Let's go.
-Yeah. Okay.
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Let's just kind of
peel on out.
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- Fine.
- What did you do to him?
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Buckle it for me. Fuck!
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You fucking cowards!
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You better fucking run!
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I don't understand.
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What the fuck?
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They're not gonna
get away with this!
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Attention.
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The library
is out of use again.
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Huntington shot up
our remaining books,
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so there will be no reading
again this year. Thank you.
248
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,791
Oh, Brittany was just so cute
last night.
249
00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:20,928
Like, "No, I can't eat
a hot dog.
250
00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,798
I know I won't even digest it.
251
00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,132
I have to throw up."
252
00:09:25,199 --> 00:09:26,967
And I was, like,
"You can have it."
253
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,270
She's like, "No, not, just...
254
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,938
Maybe, but not the bun."
255
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,941
Oh, it was just really sweet.
256
00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,643
You had to be there.
257
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:36,944
I was there.
258
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,146
Are you serious?
259
00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:40,681
I got "faggot number two"
this time?
260
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,416
You're the sidekick, not me.
261
00:09:42,483 --> 00:09:44,452
'Sup, Ted? How's the family?
262
00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:46,654
Sick. Yeah, you know
what to do.
263
00:09:47,388 --> 00:09:49,356
Thanks.
264
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,560
Do you feel like people
are looking at us?
Like, more than usual?
265
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,294
I don't know.
Did you period yourself?
266
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,696
Mmm... Mmm-mmm. Hey, Sylvie.
267
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,232
Hi.
268
00:10:00,401 --> 00:10:02,069
Holy shit. Are you guys okay?
269
00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:03,538
What? Yeah.
270
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,172
- Why wouldn't we be okay?
- All right, kiddos.
271
00:10:05,239 --> 00:10:06,941
Welcome back to class.
272
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,843
Hey! The prep club worked hard
on those.
273
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,144
That belongs to the school.
274
00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:12,179
Oh, cool.
So, does your vagina.
275
00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:13,681
Nice try, PJ,
276
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,316
but my vagina belongs
to the government.
277
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,485
All right, check it out.
278
00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:19,019
-Today I got a special
lesson for all of you.
-Josie, so, how'd you do it?
279
00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:21,122
Do what?
280
00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,793
Holy shit. Is he okay?
281
00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:27,294
Hey, you good, man?
282
00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:30,898
What the fuck?
283
00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,800
- Yeah, okay, so...
- What the fuck?
284
00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:33,968
Meanwhile,
back at the ranch...
285
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,803
Okay, so, did he fight back?
286
00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:37,404
No, literally, how did it go?
Did he fight back?
287
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,973
-I hope you broke a bone.
-If you need a shoulder
288
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,041
or anything,
just let me know...
289
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,743
I heard you did
something to him,
I just don't know what.
290
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,245
...and I'll totally let you
lean on me.
291
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,913
No, but like honestly,
how did you do it?
292
00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:46,847
Oh, my God.
Annie, they went to juvie.
293
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:47,982
That's how, okay?
294
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,750
Hey. Hey. Hey, you.
295
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,385
Overall bitch.
296
00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,053
This is you.
297
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,222
God damn it, Jeff.
298
00:10:55,289 --> 00:10:56,924
What the fuck?
299
00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:59,193
Hey, you couldn't make
that analogy with your fists?
300
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,897
Hello,
this is Principal Meyers
301
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,832
with an important
Huntington update.
302
00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:06,433
So, listen to this girl.
303
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,403
Last night,
outside the fair,
304
00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,372
a Huntington player
followed me home,
305
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,408
pinned me against my car
and punched me in the face.
306
00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:17,612
And now my face
is totally fucked.
307
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,980
Fuck.
308
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,882
We haven't faced the violence
of Huntington for 20 years.
309
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,417
They think they can get
in our heads
310
00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:25,252
by picking on our weak
and defenseless.
311
00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,154
Well, we can't let them
break our spirit, folks.
312
00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:28,923
Keep your heads in the game.
313
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,224
They're gonna pork us!
314
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:31,892
-We're fucked!
-I'm screwed.
315
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,360
Hey. Hey, calm down
just a little bit.
316
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,728
Oh, great. More violence.
317
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,630
Just what this school needs.
318
00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:38,432
Seriously, that's...
that's it?
319
00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:40,434
- That's class?
- Latte.
320
00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:41,503
Get my shit.
321
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,404
Solid class.
322
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,073
Hey.
323
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,843
Josie, right?
324
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:53,447
I heard you, like, beat up
my boyfriend last night?
325
00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:57,251
Um, weren't you there?
326
00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:59,253
I heard you guys ate
literal shit
327
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,722
- and killed girls in juvie.
- Really?
328
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,091
Um, what did you think
about that?
329
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,726
Excuse me.
330
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,295
Could the ugly,
untalented gays
331
00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,464
please report
to the principal's office?
332
00:12:10,532 --> 00:12:12,433
Guess that's you guys.
333
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,969
Hello, Principal Meyers.
First of all, I want to say,
God bless--
334
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,003
Shut up.
You know why you're here.
335
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,672
I don't, actually...
336
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,240
For committing a crime
against Jeff.
337
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,610
Our quarterback
and the most good-looking,
338
00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:24,679
all-American, red-blooded,
muscular man
this town has ever seen.
339
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:25,746
Sir, please,
look in the mirror.
340
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,716
-Shush.
-Okay.
341
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:31,620
The homecoming game
with Huntington
is nearly a month away.
342
00:12:31,686 --> 00:12:33,120
Do you know how long we've
been working toward this?
343
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,955
-Yes.
-Yes. It's everywhere.
344
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,156
- Twenty years.
- Couldn't be clearer.
345
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,424
I think I can explain.
346
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,993
I can explain.
347
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,729
Jeff is psychotic,
and he tried to murder us.
348
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,396
Ha! Sure.
349
00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:44,699
You're all victims, and girls
are always right. Right?
350
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:45,966
Yeah, actually.
351
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,035
How come you can't buck up
352
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,605
and learn to protect yourselves
without running somebody over?
353
00:12:50,672 --> 00:12:53,941
Maybe it's because we're small
and he's giant.
354
00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:56,745
So, we needed to use
a little machinery.
355
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,546
Did you ever think
of that, sir?
356
00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:00,515
-Can we just explain ourselves?
-Maybe I should buy a gun.
357
00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:02,617
Okay. What? What?
Don't buy a gun.
Nobody said buy a gun.
358
00:13:02,684 --> 00:13:04,818
-Can we just
calm down, everybody.
-Zip it.
359
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,420
-You know what?
-What?
360
00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:09,023
-I'm gonna expel you both.
-No!
361
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,791
- No! No!
- Yes! Yes!
362
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:14,094
You have to understand that
this was a misunderstanding.
363
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,498
-Really?
-We were just practicing...
364
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,801
for...
365
00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:26,508
for our self-defense club.
366
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,444
Self-defense-- What is that?
367
00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:33,013
- Uh...
- Is it like a fight club?
368
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,049
-Well, here's the thing--
-Yes! Yes!
369
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,017
-Uh...
-Yes! Yes!
370
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,620
A fight club.
371
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,888
Where we fuckin' beat
each other up and shit.
372
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,955
-No, we don't.
-Yes.
373
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,490
No, we don't. Shut up.
374
00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,125
Okay, you know what?
I don't care. Fuck it!
375
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,860
-I don't care.
-You're over it, okay.
376
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,362
Yeah. You can beat the shit
out of each other
377
00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:50,565
while you perform
The Vagina Monologues.
378
00:13:50,632 --> 00:13:52,767
Just stay in your lane
until you're munching beaver
at Wesleyan.
379
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,803
Yes, sir.
380
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,904
I can't believe
they're letting you guys
start a fight club.
381
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,206
No, they're... they're not.
We are not.
382
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,809
What are you talking about?
We're gonna do it.
383
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:01,975
We're doing it.
384
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,044
PJ, I wasn't being serious.
385
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:07,281
Josie, did you see the way
that Isabel and Brittany
were looking at us?
386
00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:10,117
- Also, you heard
the announcements.
387
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,318
Girls are terrified.
388
00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:13,053
It's perfect. They need this.
389
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,557
Okay, no. They need,
like, mace, maybe.
390
00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:18,926
We can't do that, okay?
We'd be misleading them.
391
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,127
Guys do that
all the time, okay?
392
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,495
That's the point of feminism.
393
00:14:21,563 --> 00:14:23,130
That's not the point
of feminism.
394
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,532
You also don't care
about feminism.
395
00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:25,899
Your favorite show
is Entourage.
396
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,635
You're missing the point!
397
00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:29,336
I don't really think I am.
We don't know how to fight.
398
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,038
You guys probably
fought girls in juvie.
399
00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:32,807
No, we were lying about that,
obviously.
400
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,375
About juvie?
401
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,076
- Yeah, I mean, what?
- Why would you lie to me?
402
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,612
You were the one who said
we went to juvie.
403
00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,246
I just didn't correct you.
404
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,315
Listen, self-defense
is instinctual common sense.
405
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,417
You try to punch me
in the face,
I stop it from happening.
406
00:14:43,484 --> 00:14:45,754
Whatever. I don't care.
It's easy.
407
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,955
Look, this is how we do this.
408
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,490
Okay, we start with Taekwondo.
409
00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:51,058
Which I've got covered.
410
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,893
And then you guys can move
on to air punches.
411
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,261
Hub-bub-bub-bub.
412
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,630
Who do we know?
Who do we know?
413
00:14:55,697 --> 00:14:57,030
I'll bring Stella-Rebecca.
414
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,533
You know Stella-Rebecca?
415
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,502
Stella-Rebecca who models
at car conventions
416
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,169
-in Chicago on the weekends?
-Yeah, we're family friends.
417
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:04,506
Okay, great.
Well, then bring her.
418
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,174
-Josie.
-What?
419
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,777
-We're doing this.
-No.
420
00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:10,344
Yeah. Listen to me.
421
00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:12,146
We teach a bunch of girls
how to defend themselves
422
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,149
against the evil,
Huntington killers.
423
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,885
They are grateful to us.
424
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,521
We build a community, we bond,
425
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,523
we share, we connect.
426
00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,726
We're punching each other,
adrenaline is flowing.
427
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,393
Next thing you know,
428
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,995
Isabel and Brittany
are kissing us on the mouths.
429
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,463
- Jeffrey!
- Josie...
430
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,366
Isabel knew your name.
431
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,636
- Back from the dead.
- If we do this...
432
00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:36,805
-Mmm-hmm.
-Very big "if,"
433
00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:38,439
we just run the risk
of becoming
434
00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:40,441
even bigger losers
than we already are right now.
435
00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:42,544
And I hate to break it to you,
but we're pretty big losers.
436
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:45,012
And that is the beauty.
That is the beauty of this.
437
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,749
Because we are literally
at the bottom.
438
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,183
We're the lowest of the low.
439
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,718
-Okay.
-We have nowhere to go but up.
440
00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:53,420
Listen, I think this is
a good idea, okay?
441
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:56,156
There's a serious lack
of female solidarity
at this school.
442
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,325
Not the point, Hazel.
Not the point.
443
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,728
Yeah, I mean,
we just felt like
444
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:03,665
there's a serious lack
of female solidarity
at this school.
445
00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:07,569
Anyways, totally come by.
See you later.
446
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,572
What's your plan here?
447
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:12,206
I don't need a plan.
448
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,475
My mom has a business.
All we have to do is yell.
449
00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:21,716
Okay.
450
00:16:21,783 --> 00:16:23,116
What's up, lads?
451
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,385
What the fuck?
452
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,154
- These girls are ugly.
- Okay.
453
00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:28,590
Where is Stella?
454
00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:30,257
She was booked
for a car convention.
455
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:31,960
What? It's a Monday.
456
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,528
Um, maybe we should go
457
00:16:33,595 --> 00:16:34,863
before someone cool shows up?
458
00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:36,396
Before I die? Pick one.
459
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,999
Hey, Hazel.
Thanks for the invite.
460
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,969
I love David Fincher.
461
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,403
- Oh, my God. Well...
- See?
462
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,406
I guess Sylvie's cute
if she lost her braces
463
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,075
and stopped huffing paint.
464
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,944
She'll never stop
huffing paint.
465
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,078
So, I thought
we'd start...
466
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,346
Um...
467
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,348
-Okay.
-Sorry.
468
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,684
All right.
469
00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:59,554
Listen up,
you cunt-sucking
pieces of shit.
470
00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:01,321
Welcome to our fucking
fight club.
471
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,190
Um, it's a self-defense club.
472
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:04,759
It's not really, "Fight."
473
00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:08,128
So, as we know,
Huntington is on the prowl,
474
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,898
and they're picking
on the weak
475
00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:12,432
and defenseless,
meaning all of you.
476
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,202
So, we're gonna teach you
how to not take shit.
477
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,337
We're gonna start
with dropkicks,
478
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,774
tackling, little bit
of knife play.
479
00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:21,308
Then, punch-bucket,
480
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,310
which is when we throw you
in a bucket
481
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,279
and we punch you
until you bleed.
482
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:29,483
Before that,
perhaps stretches,
icebreakers, and trust falls.
483
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:30,852
Is that what happened
to you in juvie?
484
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,954
-Mmm. No. No.
-No.
485
00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:34,822
Juvie was way crazier.
486
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,090
One time, this girl's
punching me in the rain.
487
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,192
Fall to my knees. It's muddy.
488
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,863
I get up. I'm blind.
489
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,599
Punch her right
in the middle of her face.
490
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,500
Broke her fuckin' nose.
491
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,235
Josie?
492
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:49,604
Care to share?
493
00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:53,307
Yeah, all right.
494
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,143
Juvie was insane.
495
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,013
Once a girl tried to kill me
with rat poison,
496
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,382
so I took her outside
and I punched her
till she died.
497
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,687
So, you killed a girl?
498
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,387
Uh, no.
499
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,525
Because the ambulance came
and revived her
500
00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:12,994
and we actually had a really
productive conversation
501
00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:14,762
when she came back
to life, so...
502
00:18:14,829 --> 00:18:17,832
Um, since Josie
literally killed a girl--
503
00:18:17,899 --> 00:18:19,867
She came back to life.
504
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:22,202
Mmm. But I remember her
being dead
for at least a couple minutes.
505
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,204
Josie is gonna start
by showing you all
506
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,340
how to effectively throw
a solid punch.
507
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,875
Josie, if you'll step forward.
508
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,444
No, I don't wanna do that.
509
00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:32,145
-What's the problem?
-There's no problem. I just...
510
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,615
No, I'm just not gonna do it.
511
00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:35,516
Come on, they wanna see
the punch.
512
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,417
-They don't wanna see it.
-They wanna see. Look at them.
513
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,886
They wanna see the punch.
514
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:39,954
Who am I gonna punch?
515
00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:41,254
Punch me. Just punch me.
516
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,991
-Punch you?
-Yeah, come on.
517
00:18:43,057 --> 00:18:44,224
I can punch you.
518
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,492
Yeah. I know how
to take a punch.
519
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,995
Something people
would always say,
520
00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:48,295
"PJ knows how
to take a punch."
521
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:49,329
Come on up.
522
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,699
Oh!
523
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:53,500
Oh, fuck!
524
00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:02,275
Will there an advisor
for this club?
525
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,811
Because we'll be suspended
if there isn't.
526
00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:05,713
Who is gonna be dumb enough
to endorse a club
527
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,148
where we punch each other
in the face?
528
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,919
The Holocaust. It happened.
529
00:19:13,054 --> 00:19:14,822
Yes, it did.
530
00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:17,357
But how? The seeds were sown
in the Treaty of Versailles,
531
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,494
which y'all are gonna reenact
while I do some little reading
over here.
532
00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:22,664
I mean, he's perfect.
533
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,699
No.
534
00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:25,933
-What?
-No.
535
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,802
Please.
536
00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:29,904
Dude, we're not
fucking doing this.
I broke your nose.
537
00:19:29,971 --> 00:19:31,271
Yeah, and I've never
had so many girls
look at me in my life.
538
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,339
Fuck! When did you show up?
539
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,075
Hey, guys.
540
00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:36,376
I just wanted to say thank you
so much for last night.
541
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,413
It was just so great,
and I was thinking,
542
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,348
like, if Huntington and me were
in an alleyway
543
00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:44,351
and they were coming at me
with, like, swords
and, like, knives
544
00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:46,386
and, like, guns and stuff,
545
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,356
and you taught me how
to punch like that,
then I wouldn't die.
546
00:19:49,423 --> 00:19:51,959
-That's so great, Sylvie.
-Okay.
547
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:53,493
But, unfortunately,
548
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:54,929
Josie doesn't want
to do the club anymore.
549
00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:56,764
What? Why?
550
00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,032
I don't know.
551
00:19:58,099 --> 00:19:59,466
Why? It was just
so empowering.
552
00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:01,002
What was empowering?
553
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,671
Oh, my God, hi. Um...
554
00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:05,873
Just, we have a fight club.
It was our fight club
555
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:09,177
for, um, female solidarity
at this school, which we lack.
556
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,813
Isabel, let's go.
557
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,653
Hi, boo-boo.
558
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,220
I'm so strong.
559
00:20:23,925 --> 00:20:24,892
I mean...
560
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:32,299
Mr. G, G-man, G-dog.
561
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,901
Great class today.
562
00:20:33,968 --> 00:20:35,903
Hey, uh, girl.
563
00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:37,304
Thanks for coming in today.
564
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,540
We have to come in.
It's class.
565
00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:41,743
Try telling
Dimitri Walker that.
566
00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:45,179
Little motherfucker came
the first week
and I ain't seen him since.
567
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,647
Dimitri Walker
committed suicide
568
00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,448
the first week of school,
Mr. G.
569
00:20:48,516 --> 00:20:50,852
Sure, he did.
570
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:55,189
Anyways, um, we were wondering
if you wanted
to be our club advisor.
571
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,558
- What kind of club is that?
- It's a women's club.
572
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,694
We talk about women's issues.
573
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,629
For example,
574
00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:02,830
periods,
575
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:04,899
declining egg count,
576
00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:06,033
skirts...
577
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,400
Skirts?
578
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,937
But long ones.
Long denim skirts.
579
00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:13,174
Feminism is what she's saying.
Feminism as a... as a whole.
580
00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:15,442
Why don't you just ask
one of the female teachers?
581
00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,111
Mmm. Thought about that,
but we hate them.
582
00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:18,146
- Makes sense.
- Yeah.
583
00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:19,714
Listen. I'm kind of,
584
00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:21,916
you know,
retiling the bathroom.
585
00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:24,652
- Mmm-hmm.
- Uh, I gotta be at the co-op.
586
00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:27,855
And I'm also dealing with
some relationship drama, so...
587
00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:29,791
Back to the club,
588
00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:31,358
maybe this will be a great way
to take your mind off
of stuff.
589
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,960
Can I be honest?
You're a man
590
00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:34,662
who's not coping
with what's going on.
591
00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:36,396
-Yeah.
-You know what?
592
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,933
My mom did say I need
to pick up a hobby.
593
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,400
And here's one thing
594
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,769
- my mom's always said to me.
- Mmm.
595
00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:44,471
Sometimes, when you have
a new hobby,
596
00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:46,040
-don't show up.
-Yeah.
597
00:21:46,107 --> 00:21:48,242
It's, like, you can be
our club advisor,
598
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,377
-but you don't even
come to the dang club.
-No.
599
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,479
By the way,
great way to be an ally.
600
00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:53,881
That's my favorite way
to be an ally.
601
00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:55,817
You just say
you're doing something
602
00:21:55,883 --> 00:21:57,985
and then you don't do
any of those things.
603
00:21:58,052 --> 00:21:59,954
You know what I mean?
You say, "I support women."
You don't.
604
00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:01,589
Don't come. Yeah.
605
00:22:01,656 --> 00:22:05,526
You know what? I'll sign off
on your period club.
606
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,327
-Amazing.
-What?
607
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,529
-Yeah.
-Really?
608
00:22:08,596 --> 00:22:09,997
- Okay.
- So cool.
609
00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:17,672
How many girls go
to this school, again?
610
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:21,474
Oh, my God, and again,
they're all sixes at best.
611
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:22,910
Hey, guys.
612
00:22:24,078 --> 00:22:26,514
Mmm. Well, at least
Stella-Rebecca is here.
613
00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:29,617
Are you stressed?
Because I'm stressed.
614
00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:31,652
Hey, ladies.
615
00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:33,955
Let's get it popping
in this motherfucker.
616
00:22:34,956 --> 00:22:36,123
All right. Um...
617
00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:38,559
Hello, everybody.
618
00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:40,393
Okay, excuse me.
619
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,963
Sorry, I feel... Sorry.
620
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,197
Um...
621
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,569
Everybody, shut the fuck up!
622
00:22:56,344 --> 00:22:59,080
This isn't a little
hangout, okay?
623
00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:03,251
Oh, it's not a sleepover,
playtime.
624
00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:08,022
There are serious rules
that we need
to establish, 'kay?
625
00:23:09,824 --> 00:23:10,925
First...
626
00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:13,094
listen.
627
00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:14,795
Second,
628
00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:18,599
be on time.
629
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,902
Yeah.
630
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:22,904
Except for you.
You come whenever you want.
631
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,806
What time is it?
632
00:23:25,873 --> 00:23:27,642
- 3:30.
- 3:30!
633
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,578
Club starts at 3:15.
634
00:23:31,545 --> 00:23:33,047
Not 3:16.
635
00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:36,550
Not 3:17,
636
00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:41,188
but the doors close at 3:15.
637
00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:43,024
No exceptions.
638
00:23:43,858 --> 00:23:45,927
I don't care if you're like...
639
00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:48,428
- "Oh, but I had to go
to extra help for math
640
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:52,066
because I... I need
to get a full ride
641
00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:53,801
because my mom
lives in a trailer
642
00:23:53,868 --> 00:23:55,903
and she loves her boyfriend
more than me."
643
00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:58,239
La, la, la. Blah, blah, blah.
644
00:23:58,306 --> 00:23:59,807
Shut up, okay?
645
00:23:59,874 --> 00:24:03,644
My dad left me,
and I'm incredibly punctual.
646
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,386
Um, hey, guys. Come on in.
647
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,955
Nice.
648
00:24:14,021 --> 00:24:15,790
Uh, we're just getting
started here.
649
00:24:15,856 --> 00:24:17,525
So, um...
650
00:24:18,893 --> 00:24:21,095
Today I think we're gonna
start with some body contact.
651
00:24:21,162 --> 00:24:22,697
We're gonna do wrestling.
652
00:24:22,763 --> 00:24:24,932
I think I need a volunteer.
653
00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:26,801
Brittany, you're close to me.
You wanna...
654
00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:28,836
I'm sorry. I thought
we weren't allowed to be late.
655
00:24:28,903 --> 00:24:31,138
-That's not true. It's about...
-Oh, that's about next week.
656
00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:32,606
-Yeah, next week.
-So, the rules for next week.
657
00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:34,208
Don't be late.
658
00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:35,776
- But this week is good...
- Yeah. No worries.
659
00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:37,378
...if you're late.
Take it easy.
660
00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:38,813
Okay, I'm sorry.
I just want to make sure.
661
00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,480
This is a self-defense
class, right?
662
00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:41,782
Where we can learn
to protect ourselves
663
00:24:41,849 --> 00:24:43,651
against, like,
football players.
664
00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:45,686
And Huntington? 'Cause, um,
they're gonna pork us.
665
00:24:45,753 --> 00:24:48,022
They're gonna pork us.
666
00:24:48,089 --> 00:24:50,291
I thought we were fighting
each other for money.
667
00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,926
There's a cash prize, right?
668
00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:53,594
I thought this was
to be part of, like,
669
00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:56,097
a local underprivileged
female community.
670
00:24:57,798 --> 00:24:59,767
My identity is completely
attached to hers,
671
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:02,470
so I just kind of go
wherever she goes.
672
00:25:02,536 --> 00:25:03,604
Everyone's here
for a good reason.
673
00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:05,339
So, uh, you know, like...
674
00:25:05,406 --> 00:25:08,709
-Why are we nitpicking reasons?
-Yeah. How about this?
675
00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:10,711
-Let's jump in. Right?
-Yeah. For sure.
676
00:25:10,778 --> 00:25:12,246
- Love that.
- Yeah.
677
00:25:12,313 --> 00:25:14,515
-I'll go.
-Great. Yeah.
678
00:25:18,152 --> 00:25:20,955
Hey, hey, hey, hey. hey.
679
00:25:21,022 --> 00:25:22,523
I don't know about this shit.
680
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,725
What the hell?
You didn't even warn me.
681
00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:26,794
Okay, we didn't get
warnings at juvie.
682
00:25:26,861 --> 00:25:28,229
- Look.
- We can take it slower.
683
00:25:28,295 --> 00:25:29,697
- Okay.
- Maybe, yeah, try that.
684
00:25:29,764 --> 00:25:31,565
Take that route.
Little slower.
685
00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:33,801
Look. You just use
your natural instincts,
just come at me.
686
00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:35,202
Whatever you want, 'kay?
687
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,471
Oh, fuck.
688
00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:38,939
Okay.
689
00:25:39,006 --> 00:25:41,108
That's great.
I say that we go again.
690
00:25:41,175 --> 00:25:42,843
- Oh!
- Ow, fuck! My back.
691
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,912
Oh, shit.
Man, we gotta shut this down.
692
00:25:44,979 --> 00:25:46,714
We don't have to shut it down.
She's fine.
693
00:25:46,781 --> 00:25:48,249
-Are you fine? Are you okay?
-Yeah, she's okay.
694
00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:50,017
-She's totally fine.
-Shut this shit down.
695
00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:52,019
- No, wait, Mr. G.
- Shut this shit down.
696
00:25:52,086 --> 00:25:53,587
No, don't blow the whistle.
Don't blow the whistle.
697
00:25:53,654 --> 00:25:55,489
I know that,
698
00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:58,392
you know, this is
a little messy right now
699
00:25:58,459 --> 00:26:00,428
but, like, the only way
700
00:26:00,494 --> 00:26:03,964
that we can learn
how to defend ourselves
is by teaching each other.
701
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,034
Huntington is coming.
702
00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:10,171
We need this.
703
00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:14,575
I know that things
might seem scary,
704
00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:16,944
but that's okay, because...
705
00:26:18,746 --> 00:26:20,047
because...
706
00:26:20,114 --> 00:26:22,850
Because you're gonna
be fucking pros.
707
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,585
-Is what I was gonna say. Yes.
-Yeah.
708
00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:25,920
- Right?
- Yes.
709
00:26:25,986 --> 00:26:28,122
Crystal, I'm thinking of you.
710
00:26:28,189 --> 00:26:31,092
You are never gonna
get assaulted
on your birthday again.
711
00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,993
-Lucky number seven, okay?
-Mmm-hmm.
712
00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:36,531
And I... I'm gonna finally
reverse-stalk my stalker.
713
00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,199
Yeah, absolutely.
714
00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:39,568
And for me,
715
00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:41,235
I'll be able
to kill my stepdad.
716
00:26:42,504 --> 00:26:43,904
-Awesome.
-Okay.
717
00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:45,673
And if you believe
in yourselves
718
00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:47,074
and you believe in us
and then you trust us,
719
00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:49,343
I'm like,
"Let's fucking do this!"
720
00:26:49,410 --> 00:26:50,711
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
721
00:26:50,778 --> 00:26:53,013
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Okay.
722
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,215
So good.
723
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:56,784
Yeah! Yes!
724
00:26:56,851 --> 00:26:58,285
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
725
00:26:59,787 --> 00:27:03,124
Yes! Yes, queen, slay!
726
00:27:03,190 --> 00:27:05,226
Yes! Yes!
727
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:08,496
Slay! Yeah!
728
00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:12,199
Cool.
729
00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:15,202
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I'm just gonna go.
730
00:27:15,269 --> 00:27:16,370
Yeah, for sure.
731
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,249
Oh!
732
00:27:34,955 --> 00:27:36,690
-Whenever you want.
-I will.
733
00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:42,830
Whoa!
734
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,401
-So, don't do that.
Don't do that.
-Don't do that, guys.
735
00:27:47,468 --> 00:27:48,869
-That was not... Yeah.
-These things you don't do.
736
00:27:48,936 --> 00:27:50,137
So, it's good to learn.
737
00:27:50,204 --> 00:27:51,438
Yeah.
738
00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,346
Yeah, no, we'll just do it.
What you should do.
739
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:01,015
- Yeah, yeah. For sure.
- Yeah, yeah.
740
00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:10,659
-Wanna go again?
-Yeah, why not?
741
00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:12,159
Whoa.
742
00:28:13,127 --> 00:28:14,161
Good job.
743
00:28:15,963 --> 00:28:17,731
- Yeah!
- Damn.
744
00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:39,253
Come on!
745
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,321
Yes!
746
00:28:52,199 --> 00:28:54,468
Yeah, okay!
747
00:28:54,536 --> 00:28:56,538
Nice. All right!
748
00:28:56,605 --> 00:28:58,272
Oh, my God! Yes!
749
00:29:05,513 --> 00:29:06,814
Keep it up, guys!
750
00:29:07,948 --> 00:29:09,483
Shake it off. Shake it off.
Get back up.
751
00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:22,396
- Good work, guys.
- Yeah!
752
00:29:22,463 --> 00:29:24,198
Fight me off, PJ.
753
00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:26,233
Stop smiling,
I'm kicking your ass.
754
00:29:31,606 --> 00:29:32,840
Hazel!
755
00:29:58,132 --> 00:29:59,967
You little bitch,
it's actually working.
756
00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,368
I told you.
757
00:30:01,435 --> 00:30:03,170
I know. I feel like
if we keep it up,
758
00:30:03,237 --> 00:30:04,938
we can actually take on
Huntington, you guys.
759
00:30:05,005 --> 00:30:07,207
No, if we keep it up,
we can put our fingers
760
00:30:07,274 --> 00:30:09,310
inside of each other. Grow up.
761
00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:10,411
All right.
762
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,246
You know, PJ,
763
00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:13,981
I feel like people
are actually liking
more than just
764
00:30:14,048 --> 00:30:15,617
the hitting and the tackling
part of the club.
765
00:30:15,684 --> 00:30:17,918
Yeah, I know.
We're empowering them. Duh.
766
00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,088
No, I mean, seriously,
to have a safe space
like this,
767
00:30:21,155 --> 00:30:22,823
it means a lot to people,
768
00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:25,092
and I think that if we took
some time to spend a meeting
769
00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:26,894
and actually get
to know these girls,
770
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,296
like, it would be
really important,
771
00:30:29,363 --> 00:30:31,865
instead of just, like,
sweating on them and...
772
00:30:34,636 --> 00:30:39,173
Hazel, that is a genuinely
brilliant idea.
773
00:30:39,239 --> 00:30:40,841
-Yeah.
-I love talking
about my trauma.
774
00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:45,012
I literally jack off
after every single
775
00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:46,581
-therapy session.
-What?
776
00:30:46,648 --> 00:30:49,083
It just makes girls
weirdly horny. It does.
777
00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:50,552
-Don't say "girls." It's you.
-Bonjour.
778
00:30:50,618 --> 00:30:52,386
I just wanted to say
779
00:30:52,453 --> 00:30:54,789
I'm loving what I'm hearing
about the club.
780
00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:56,423
It seems so supportive
of women.
781
00:30:57,124 --> 00:30:58,425
Especially the hot ones.
782
00:30:58,492 --> 00:31:00,227
Yeah, well,
all women are hot to me.
783
00:31:00,294 --> 00:31:02,296
Listen, it's really cute
and everything,
784
00:31:02,363 --> 00:31:07,401
but we're getting
a little close to the game now
and, um...
785
00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:08,902
I'm just a bit concerned
786
00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:10,572
it might be taking away
attention from our team.
787
00:31:10,638 --> 00:31:15,275
I think that's, like,
literally impossible to do.
788
00:31:17,378 --> 00:31:18,379
Okay.
789
00:31:21,683 --> 00:31:24,485
So, we know
that the club has been a place
790
00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:26,521
where we can feel
empowered physically,
791
00:31:26,588 --> 00:31:29,356
but we also thought
it could be
792
00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:32,092
a safe space and a place
where we can open up
793
00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:33,894
and talk about our feelings.
794
00:31:35,329 --> 00:31:37,498
Okay, so who's been raped?
795
00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:39,601
Just, you know,
raise your hand.
796
00:31:41,836 --> 00:31:43,571
Gray area stuff counts too.
797
00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:51,679
Everybody knows the situation
with my stepdad.
798
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:58,553
He's just obsessed
with Friday movie nights.
799
00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:02,657
I mean, God, I get it,
you're my new stepdad, but...
800
00:32:03,457 --> 00:32:04,458
fuck, whatever.
801
00:32:04,526 --> 00:32:05,993
You know?
802
00:32:06,059 --> 00:32:08,228
Every time I call the police
about my stalker,
803
00:32:08,295 --> 00:32:10,397
they tell me to fill out
an online form.
804
00:32:10,464 --> 00:32:12,867
And then the form
tells me to call,
805
00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:15,904
so I call and then they say
they can't get involved
until he tries to kill me.
806
00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:17,471
And he keeps saying
he's going to...
807
00:32:18,205 --> 00:32:19,339
but that doesn't count.
808
00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:21,509
So, it's just, like, annoying.
809
00:32:21,576 --> 00:32:23,043
Been there.
810
00:32:23,912 --> 00:32:25,479
We've all been there.
811
00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:28,015
Well, I've been assaulted,
like, a million times,
812
00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:30,050
but I'm more annoyed
813
00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:34,522
that everyone knows me
for being beautiful
and popular
814
00:32:34,589 --> 00:32:37,559
and no one knows
that I'm actually smart
and super driven.
815
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:41,729
Like, I literally own
a jewelry business
and no one talks about it!
816
00:32:43,464 --> 00:32:44,699
See?
817
00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:47,267
Well, ever since
my parents' divorce,
818
00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:50,237
my mom has been doing this,
like, midlife crisis.
819
00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:52,973
I don't know how that's really
sitting with me, you know?
820
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,709
It's been really, really dark.
821
00:32:54,776 --> 00:32:57,077
This has just been really
meaningful to me to, like,
822
00:32:57,144 --> 00:33:01,114
get to know some new people
who actually want to,
like, get to know me.
823
00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:04,117
-I want to bring it back
to Brittany for one second.
-I can go next,
824
00:33:04,786 --> 00:33:06,186
if that's okay.
825
00:33:07,822 --> 00:33:11,759
I don't really like talking
about juvie
826
00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:14,696
and everything that happened
this summer, um...
827
00:33:14,762 --> 00:33:18,031
You know, obviously,
we get a lot of props
or whatever
828
00:33:18,098 --> 00:33:19,601
'cause people think
it's so badass.
829
00:33:20,768 --> 00:33:23,070
But, really wasn't.
830
00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:28,008
I mean, unless you consider
getting hazed horrifically
every single night,
831
00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:30,277
like, badass. I mean, um,
832
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,581
obviously, you know,
we had to survive the Tributes
833
00:33:33,648 --> 00:33:35,650
and, you know,
I did have to, like,
834
00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:37,685
fight people basically
every single night.
835
00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:40,855
People were betting on us
and we were given, like,
836
00:33:40,922 --> 00:33:44,626
shivs and rusty pocket knives
and splintered wood
837
00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:46,694
and, um, pipes as well.
838
00:33:46,761 --> 00:33:49,864
And, um, we had to just,
like, fight people,
sometimes to the death.
839
00:33:49,931 --> 00:33:52,099
Um, and I still hear
their screams at night,
840
00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:55,402
um, and that guilt
probably will, like,
always shackle me forever.
841
00:33:56,804 --> 00:34:00,307
I realize now, I don't have
to be that person anymore.
842
00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:03,176
Like, I don't have
to just let things
843
00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:06,648
happen to me
'cause of you guys.
844
00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:09,851
And, um, I am,
like, really grateful
845
00:34:09,918 --> 00:34:12,520
for what the club
has become and...
846
00:34:12,587 --> 00:34:14,254
Um...
847
00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:16,758
Just especially, you know,
from where we started
and, uh...
848
00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:20,093
Yeah, sorry.
849
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,328
I feel like
I kinda killed the vibe.
850
00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:22,797
I've never really,
851
00:34:22,864 --> 00:34:26,066
I guess, said that
to anyone before. Sorry.
852
00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,869
People wanna, like,
wrap up maybe or...
853
00:34:27,936 --> 00:34:29,469
I'm going through a divorce.
854
00:34:30,538 --> 00:34:33,373
Whoo! That shit felt
good to say.
855
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,976
Ooh, I'll tell y'all,
856
00:34:35,043 --> 00:34:37,277
men... men need therapy.
857
00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:39,814
Yeah.
858
00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:42,717
I think that's a good place
to maybe wrap up.
859
00:34:53,061 --> 00:34:54,294
-Hey.
-Hey.
860
00:34:54,963 --> 00:34:56,163
Um...
861
00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:58,833
Thank you, um, for that.
862
00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:02,336
Um...
863
00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:06,674
I don't know
what you're doing tomorrow,
864
00:35:06,741 --> 00:35:11,178
but I was going to study
for Mr. G's women murdered
in history test,
865
00:35:11,244 --> 00:35:13,681
if you wanna...
866
00:35:17,051 --> 00:35:18,318
Yeah.
867
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:20,555
Yeah, okay, sure.
868
00:35:24,224 --> 00:35:25,392
Mom?
869
00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,534
Mom?
870
00:35:37,337 --> 00:35:38,673
Oh, hi, honey.
871
00:35:38,740 --> 00:35:40,608
What are you doing home
so early?
872
00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:46,446
Uh...
873
00:35:47,115 --> 00:35:48,415
Are you kidding me?
874
00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:52,152
I had a long day.
875
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,188
Mrs. Callahan,
can I have a snack?
876
00:35:57,424 --> 00:35:58,826
First club fundraiser.
877
00:35:58,893 --> 00:36:01,763
I'm so excited.
Great turnout, right?
878
00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:04,098
Hello, ladies.
879
00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,833
Hi, Bill, Bob, Fred...
880
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,802
I don't know why anyone
wants my old, dirty underwear.
881
00:36:07,869 --> 00:36:09,604
It's so weird.
882
00:36:09,671 --> 00:36:11,973
Hey, Britt, uh, don't let 'em
touch in between your toes.
883
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,407
Thanks, PJ.
884
00:36:13,473 --> 00:36:14,942
Ah. We're havin' fun.
885
00:36:15,009 --> 00:36:16,711
We're selling panties.
886
00:36:16,778 --> 00:36:18,913
You know, Brittany said she'd
make me a custom bracelet.
887
00:36:20,648 --> 00:36:21,749
Very nice.
888
00:36:21,816 --> 00:36:23,483
Do you wanna,
um, celebrate?
889
00:36:23,551 --> 00:36:24,786
We could get some chicken
on a stick tonight.
890
00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:28,823
Um, I can't. Uh...
891
00:36:29,991 --> 00:36:32,392
Isabel and I have plans, so...
892
00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:35,763
You're hanging out
with Isabel?
893
00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:37,230
Yep.
894
00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:39,167
Fuck, you're fast.
Oh, my God, okay.
895
00:36:39,232 --> 00:36:41,035
I have to keep up.
896
00:36:41,102 --> 00:36:42,436
Hazel, what is wrong?
897
00:36:42,503 --> 00:36:43,604
Are you constipated
or something?
898
00:36:43,671 --> 00:36:45,405
I'm fucking tired.
899
00:36:45,472 --> 00:36:47,340
My mom was up all night
fucking the meathead.
900
00:36:47,407 --> 00:36:49,309
What meathead?
Hi. Underwear, cars.
901
00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:50,845
-Thanks.
-You know, like, the guy.
902
00:36:50,912 --> 00:36:52,479
He's like the crybaby.
903
00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:55,850
With the balls?
904
00:36:55,917 --> 00:36:58,285
He catches them
and he... he throws them?
905
00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:01,889
He's like the main guy.
906
00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:03,991
Jeff?
907
00:37:05,193 --> 00:37:06,661
Is your mom hooking up
with Jeff?
908
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,663
I just thought Jeff might be
her safe word.
909
00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:10,397
Jeff is his name, you idiot.
910
00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:12,499
Just get the hot people
confused, Jesus.
911
00:37:14,168 --> 00:37:15,235
I'm good.
912
00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:17,004
Looking good, Stella!
913
00:37:18,305 --> 00:37:19,439
Are you gonna tell her?
914
00:37:22,176 --> 00:37:24,645
Yeah, they said
they were in juvie this summer.
915
00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:27,347
Okay, are you sure
they're not in the system?
916
00:37:29,050 --> 00:37:31,284
But isn't every kid from
Rockbridge Falls sent there?
917
00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:32,553
Hit me! Ow!
918
00:37:33,988 --> 00:37:36,356
Okay, yeah, Essex County.
Any others?
919
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,459
Got it. Thank you.
920
00:37:46,968 --> 00:37:48,035
Jeff!
921
00:37:53,841 --> 00:37:57,310
No, yeah, but I thought
she was maybe dead.
922
00:37:57,377 --> 00:37:58,913
-Not good.
-That's not the best.
923
00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:02,150
-No. No, not great.
-That's not a great thing.
924
00:38:08,022 --> 00:38:09,456
I wanted to...
925
00:38:09,524 --> 00:38:11,993
I wanted to tell you
that, um, I'm...
926
00:38:12,059 --> 00:38:14,327
I'm very glad
that I joined the club.
927
00:38:15,696 --> 00:38:16,664
Me too.
928
00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:20,802
I think it's really impressive
929
00:38:20,868 --> 00:38:23,971
that you and PJ went through
everything that you did
930
00:38:24,038 --> 00:38:27,542
and now have decided
to help the rest of us.
931
00:38:27,608 --> 00:38:30,310
I mean even that story
you told the other day.
932
00:38:31,279 --> 00:38:33,313
You're really, really brave.
933
00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:34,849
No.
934
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:36,416
No. No, no.
935
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:39,654
Yes. I mean you almost
killed a girl.
936
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,655
You're...
937
00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:42,790
Yeah, you're...
938
00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:45,526
really, really brave.
939
00:38:48,896 --> 00:38:49,831
What?
940
00:38:54,735 --> 00:38:56,637
Actually, Isabel, uh...
941
00:38:57,672 --> 00:38:59,406
-There's, um...
-Yeah?
942
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:02,043
There's something
you maybe should know.
943
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:03,476
Uh...
944
00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:07,414
I mean it's pretty insane.
945
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,517
Okay.
What... what is it?
946
00:39:11,285 --> 00:39:12,452
I just, I...
947
00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:17,258
I heard Jeff
is cheating on you.
948
00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:23,664
Wait...
949
00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,069
Wait, what?
950
00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:31,005
I... I... Sorry, I think I...
I heard...
951
00:39:31,072 --> 00:39:36,077
Um, what? Um...
Who... who told you that?
952
00:39:36,143 --> 00:39:40,982
Hazel told me that, uh,
he and Mrs. Callahan
953
00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:44,752
are at it, pretty much,
like, every night,
954
00:39:44,819 --> 00:39:47,454
like, constantly.
955
00:39:47,521 --> 00:39:51,759
I mean, just at it
with each other,
which is pretty fucked up.
956
00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:54,829
Um, even though I guess
it's, technically, it's legal,
957
00:39:54,896 --> 00:39:57,031
it's still just
pretty nasty, uh...
958
00:39:57,098 --> 00:39:58,733
Oh.
959
00:40:09,476 --> 00:40:11,012
Thanks.
960
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:15,983
Jeff so hungy.
Hungy hungy, hungy.
961
00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:17,484
Jeff so hungy.
962
00:40:17,551 --> 00:40:18,853
Swoosh!
963
00:40:23,724 --> 00:40:25,192
What the fuck is this?
964
00:40:25,259 --> 00:40:26,193
Is there pineapple in this?
965
00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:28,562
We talked about this, Janice.
966
00:40:28,629 --> 00:40:29,997
Jeffrey's allergic
to pineapple.
967
00:40:33,301 --> 00:40:34,434
Eat a bag of dicks.
968
00:40:39,941 --> 00:40:41,842
Well, I wasn't going to do it,
but this is the last straw.
969
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:47,648
How was last night?
970
00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:56,590
Uh, bad, probably,
I would say.
971
00:40:56,657 --> 00:40:57,992
Wait, really?
972
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,932
She's walking really fast.
973
00:41:07,034 --> 00:41:08,803
She usually walks
a lot slower.
974
00:41:11,272 --> 00:41:13,441
Hi.
975
00:41:13,507 --> 00:41:15,042
Are you having sex
with Mrs. Callahan?
976
00:41:17,445 --> 00:41:20,014
Baby, you look so beautiful.
977
00:41:20,081 --> 00:41:22,350
Like, so fucking hot.
How... how are you?
978
00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:24,652
Bad. Are you having sex
with her?
979
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,587
I'm... I'm...
980
00:41:27,621 --> 00:41:29,390
helping her with her taxes.
981
00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:30,825
Aren't you
in eighth grade algebra?
982
00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:32,760
I can't answer
that question
983
00:41:32,827 --> 00:41:34,261
because I... I don't know
how to read.
984
00:41:34,328 --> 00:41:35,495
She's asking you to your face!
985
00:41:35,563 --> 00:41:36,931
Fuck, that usually works.
986
00:41:36,998 --> 00:41:40,001
Are you cheating
on me again?
987
00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:42,970
Baby, no! No!
988
00:41:43,037 --> 00:41:44,705
No, why would...
why would I do--
989
00:41:44,772 --> 00:41:47,174
That was one time
with your sister, just once,
990
00:41:47,241 --> 00:41:48,743
two, four times.
991
00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:51,145
No, I would never cheat
on you again, okay?
992
00:41:51,212 --> 00:41:54,415
I promise you
I am not sleeping with her.
993
00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:55,816
I literally saw you yesterday.
994
00:41:55,883 --> 00:41:57,518
Shut up, nerd!
I fucked your mom!
995
00:41:57,585 --> 00:41:59,787
Mmm. Mmm.
996
00:42:00,488 --> 00:42:01,922
Wait.
997
00:42:01,989 --> 00:42:04,458
- Yeah, we're done.
- Isabel...
998
00:42:08,229 --> 00:42:10,097
I'm getting revenge.
999
00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,665
I'm gonna fuck up
some football players.
And I'm buyin' a gun.
1000
00:42:11,732 --> 00:42:13,467
Hell yeah.
I'll get my stepdad's.
1001
00:42:13,534 --> 00:42:15,102
What about, like, egging?
1002
00:42:15,169 --> 00:42:16,737
Yeah, so we can make 'em
not refrigerated and smelly?
1003
00:42:16,804 --> 00:42:18,005
Ooh, we could cook 'em
and be like...
1004
00:42:18,072 --> 00:42:19,373
-"You're cooked."
-Yes. Yeah.
1005
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,574
Or what about, like, a bomb?
1006
00:42:22,443 --> 00:42:24,678
Like a...
like a super small bomb.
1007
00:42:24,745 --> 00:42:26,113
I mean, they're super easy
to make,
1008
00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,848
and I can just put it
under his car,
1009
00:42:27,915 --> 00:42:29,216
and it can be a distraction.
1010
00:42:30,818 --> 00:42:33,821
Yeah, Hazel,
let's do terrorism.
1011
00:43:28,809 --> 00:43:30,244
Fuck you.
1012
00:43:31,979 --> 00:43:33,347
Sylvie,
you can't just throw it.
1013
00:43:33,414 --> 00:43:35,149
You have to fucking jump
with it.
1014
00:43:35,216 --> 00:43:36,750
- I'm trying.
- Okay,
watch me. Just...
1015
00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:45,826
Damn, we're, uh...
We're really gonna scare them off.
1016
00:43:45,893 --> 00:43:47,628
Nice! Nice!
1017
00:43:47,695 --> 00:43:50,297
I think I'mma help Isabel
keep watch, so...
1018
00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:53,000
Okay, well,
don't get distracted,
1019
00:43:53,067 --> 00:43:55,970
'cause we could be fined,
like, $2 for this, so...
1020
00:43:59,173 --> 00:44:00,941
Thought you might want
some company.
1021
00:44:02,843 --> 00:44:04,812
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
1022
00:44:07,381 --> 00:44:09,350
It's nice everybody's here,
like...
1023
00:44:10,351 --> 00:44:11,318
vandalizing...
1024
00:44:12,253 --> 00:44:13,187
Jeff's house.
1025
00:44:16,157 --> 00:44:17,358
It is nice.
1026
00:44:19,561 --> 00:44:20,861
I, uh...
1027
00:44:21,996 --> 00:44:23,330
Like, how are you doing?
1028
00:44:24,899 --> 00:44:26,967
I mean,
I think it's for the best.
1029
00:44:27,034 --> 00:44:31,272
But I did kind of miss
when he would touch my hair
1030
00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:33,674
and go, like,
1031
00:44:34,909 --> 00:44:38,746
"Shiny, shiny, shiny."
You know?
1032
00:44:38,812 --> 00:44:42,416
I wanted to tell you
this before, but...
1033
00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:45,786
I really appreciated
you fighting
1034
00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:48,822
and speaking loudly
at my boyfriend.
1035
00:44:49,524 --> 00:44:51,125
I really value
1036
00:44:51,192 --> 00:44:53,928
when people use violence
and raise their voices for me.
1037
00:44:55,729 --> 00:44:57,965
It's actually one
of my love languages.
1038
00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:00,367
-Is the other one gifts?
-The other one is gifts.
1039
00:45:02,236 --> 00:45:03,771
Um, I know
1040
00:45:03,837 --> 00:45:06,774
everything is, like,
really fucked up and...
1041
00:45:08,175 --> 00:45:11,312
you still probably miss Jeff,
which I get,
1042
00:45:12,179 --> 00:45:13,615
but I just think
1043
00:45:13,682 --> 00:45:17,284
you deserve way better,
Isabel.
1044
00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:22,256
'Kay, guys.
1045
00:45:22,323 --> 00:45:23,857
Let's make sure we return
or donate these, okay?
1046
00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:25,926
Does anybody know
where the fuck Hazel is?
1047
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:31,799
Like, 15 minutes?
1048
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,436
Oh, fuck. Fuck! Fuck!
1049
00:45:35,502 --> 00:45:37,371
Okay. Um...
1050
00:45:46,648 --> 00:45:48,382
It's gonna blow!
1051
00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:50,851
Oh, wow, yeah,
it's gonna blow, guys.
1052
00:45:53,555 --> 00:45:54,822
Oh, my God.
1053
00:45:55,389 --> 00:45:56,323
What the fuck?
1054
00:45:56,957 --> 00:45:58,759
Holy shit.
1055
00:46:03,063 --> 00:46:04,898
Oh, fuck, there's no door!
1056
00:46:12,473 --> 00:46:14,208
- Annie, Annie, back up!
- -I'm going, I'm going!
1057
00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:15,677
Stop fucking yelling at me!
1058
00:46:15,744 --> 00:46:16,645
- I'm going!
- Fuck.
1059
00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:24,885
Oh, fuck!
1060
00:46:25,986 --> 00:46:27,121
Can you listen to me for,
like, once...
1061
00:46:27,187 --> 00:46:29,290
Ted! Ted-ay! Theodore!
1062
00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:31,792
-THEODORE: You're awesome!
-No, you're awesome.
1063
00:46:31,859 --> 00:46:33,193
Great. What are we supposed
to do now?
1064
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:35,563
Relax. No one knows it's us.
1065
00:46:35,630 --> 00:46:36,564
Hey, guys.
1066
00:46:37,632 --> 00:46:38,966
Great show last night.
1067
00:46:40,034 --> 00:46:41,402
I don't know what
you're talking about.
1068
00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:43,404
Oh, you don't.
No, it's really all good.
1069
00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:46,006
Jeffrey needed a new car,
anyway, so...
1070
00:46:47,174 --> 00:46:48,309
don't worry about it.
1071
00:46:52,012 --> 00:46:53,314
What's wrong, Josie?
1072
00:46:54,683 --> 00:46:55,916
You seem a little off.
1073
00:47:03,157 --> 00:47:05,893
Your club is over.
1074
00:47:06,594 --> 00:47:07,595
You understand?
1075
00:47:10,632 --> 00:47:11,899
Good.
1076
00:47:13,033 --> 00:47:14,435
All right, well,
some of us clearly
1077
00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:16,403
have a different definition
of egging,
1078
00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:18,839
but if we keep
our mouths shut,
stay calm, we'll be fine.
1079
00:47:18,906 --> 00:47:20,374
They're gonna shut us down,
aren't they?
1080
00:47:20,908 --> 00:47:22,009
What?
1081
00:47:22,076 --> 00:47:23,877
No. We don't know that.
1082
00:47:23,944 --> 00:47:25,479
- What-- Why--
- Principal Meyers
will believe
1083
00:47:25,547 --> 00:47:27,081
whatever Jeff and Tim say.
1084
00:47:27,147 --> 00:47:29,049
I don't really see how
we recover from this.
1085
00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:31,251
Man...
1086
00:47:32,219 --> 00:47:33,253
Fuck.
1087
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,855
You know,
it's been real, guys.
1088
00:47:34,922 --> 00:47:36,924
Okay, let's not jump
to conclusions
1089
00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:39,093
with the goodbyes and...
1090
00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:41,195
I'm gonna miss you guys
so much.
1091
00:47:42,530 --> 00:47:44,599
And like, at least
we went out with a bang.
1092
00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:46,433
I mean, that was
fucking insane!
1093
00:47:47,901 --> 00:47:49,403
There was just, like,
fire everywhere.
1094
00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:51,205
Wait. Stop.
1095
00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:53,440
We don't-- Wait, no,
we don't know that for sure.
1096
00:47:53,508 --> 00:47:57,512
PJ, don't be sad it's over.
Be happy it happened.
1097
00:47:57,579 --> 00:48:00,280
All right, can everyone
calm the fuck down, please?
1098
00:48:00,347 --> 00:48:03,250
The club is not over,
Josie, right?
1099
00:48:04,552 --> 00:48:05,520
No matter what,
1100
00:48:06,387 --> 00:48:08,288
this club has brought me
so much.
1101
00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:09,390
I feel...
1102
00:48:10,457 --> 00:48:14,529
so much more powerful
and, um...
1103
00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:16,430
protected.
1104
00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:18,800
Me too.
1105
00:48:18,867 --> 00:48:20,234
- Great.
- Oh, my God, PJ.
1106
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,935
Okay, I'm sorry
that you didn't get
1107
00:48:22,002 --> 00:48:23,303
what you wanted
out of this group,
1108
00:48:23,370 --> 00:48:24,972
but I think
the rest of us did.
1109
00:48:25,038 --> 00:48:26,440
Oh. Good for fucking you,
Hazel.
1110
00:48:26,508 --> 00:48:28,909
I'm glad that you finally
wrote one email.
1111
00:48:28,976 --> 00:48:30,512
-Accomplished a lot.
-I actually did.
1112
00:48:30,578 --> 00:48:32,781
I practically ran this club
for you and Josie.
1113
00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:34,716
Hey, let's calm down, maybe.
1114
00:48:34,783 --> 00:48:36,818
You really think
that you're the reason
that we have this club?
1115
00:48:36,885 --> 00:48:38,318
The reason? No.
1116
00:48:38,385 --> 00:48:40,020
But I can tell everyone that
if you want.
1117
00:48:40,087 --> 00:48:41,723
Hazel. Uh, hey,
let's calm down, right?
1118
00:48:41,790 --> 00:48:43,625
You're really ungrateful.
1119
00:48:43,691 --> 00:48:45,426
You're so lucky
that we even let you
be a part of this.
1120
00:48:45,492 --> 00:48:47,294
PJ, you're a liar.
1121
00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:53,835
Yeah, well,
you have no friends,
1122
00:48:53,902 --> 00:48:56,303
and a skank as a mom, so...
1123
00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:11,952
Hazel.
1124
00:49:21,596 --> 00:49:22,530
PJ...
1125
00:49:24,364 --> 00:49:26,133
This doesn't mean
it wasn't worth it.
1126
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,588
Hazel.
1127
00:49:50,123 --> 00:49:51,425
Whoa.
1128
00:49:55,195 --> 00:49:56,396
I love God.
1129
00:49:57,264 --> 00:49:58,700
Yes, same.
1130
00:50:07,775 --> 00:50:09,376
Yeah.
1131
00:50:09,443 --> 00:50:11,646
Oh, my God,
I always wanted
one of these.
1132
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,084
But my mom says
they hide your figure
and make you look ugly.
1133
00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:19,186
Um, you can borrow it
if you want.
1134
00:50:19,253 --> 00:50:21,288
Like, as a joke or...
1135
00:50:22,155 --> 00:50:23,423
whatever.
1136
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,559
Thanks.
1137
00:50:24,626 --> 00:50:25,560
Yeah.
1138
00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:34,134
Wow, you and PJ
1139
00:50:34,201 --> 00:50:36,103
really have been
friends forever.
1140
00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:39,139
Oh, I mean,
since the first grade, so...
1141
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,610
We had the same
babysitter, Rhodes.
1142
00:50:42,677 --> 00:50:45,713
PJ called her Gay Yoda,
but I think she's kind of
like a mentor.
1143
00:50:49,651 --> 00:50:52,687
Yeah, but you guys, like,
could not be more different.
1144
00:50:53,253 --> 00:50:54,689
She's so, like...
1145
00:50:55,990 --> 00:50:57,124
like...
1146
00:50:57,792 --> 00:50:59,192
You know?
1147
00:50:59,259 --> 00:51:00,460
- Yeah.
- And you're...
1148
00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,429
You're so, like...
1149
00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:11,371
-You know what I mean?
-No, yeah, I know.
1150
00:51:15,409 --> 00:51:16,343
Josie...
1151
00:52:04,391 --> 00:52:06,694
I'm tryna help
your jewelry business grow.
1152
00:52:06,761 --> 00:52:08,730
- Really?
- Yeah.
1153
00:52:08,796 --> 00:52:10,430
I don't know if I can hire you
because you're like a convict.
1154
00:52:13,935 --> 00:52:15,202
Wow.
1155
00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:19,073
This is, um, a total shithole.
1156
00:52:24,846 --> 00:52:26,179
Kind of a mess. Sorry.
1157
00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:32,452
Well, I hear that
if you hire a convict,
1158
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,154
they give you a tax break.
1159
00:52:37,892 --> 00:52:39,761
I fucking hate Mr. G.
1160
00:52:39,827 --> 00:52:42,195
Everything he says
is so pathetic.
1161
00:52:42,262 --> 00:52:44,364
Oh, yeah. I mean,
1162
00:52:44,431 --> 00:52:46,768
I feel like he, like,
jerks off to a poster
1163
00:52:46,834 --> 00:52:49,837
of the 1999 Rockbridge team
every single night, so...
1164
00:52:49,904 --> 00:52:52,272
Literally the peak
of his existence.
1165
00:53:02,950 --> 00:53:05,586
Like, what is the point
of this assignment?
1166
00:53:06,621 --> 00:53:10,858
Who is bell hooks
and why do we care?
1167
00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:13,628
Oh, sorry, I'm just trying to,
like, study over here.
1168
00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:15,830
Watch out.
1169
00:53:26,107 --> 00:53:27,307
What?
1170
00:53:28,142 --> 00:53:30,377
Uh, nothing, I'm just...
1171
00:53:31,612 --> 00:53:34,214
I'm just concerned
'cause I'm, like...
1172
00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:39,120
Your wrists are so small,
and the pen is so heavy
that I'm like,
1173
00:53:39,187 --> 00:53:41,455
-"Is she getting exhausted?"
-Mmm.
1174
00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:43,423
I'm surprised you can even see
what you're doing
1175
00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,726
with all the surface area
1176
00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:45,993
that yours are taking up.
1177
00:53:46,994 --> 00:53:48,361
Wow.
1178
00:53:48,428 --> 00:53:49,429
Must be a struggle
for you to write.
1179
00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:51,132
Okay, does this hurt?
1180
00:53:51,199 --> 00:53:52,900
Actually, yeah, that does hurt
my tiny, delicate wrists.
1181
00:53:52,967 --> 00:53:54,635
Yeah, that was
the lightest tap of all time.
1182
00:53:54,702 --> 00:53:56,504
-Can you feel that?
-Can't even feel that.
1183
00:53:56,571 --> 00:53:58,305
-Can't feel anything.
-Just like muscles in there.
1184
00:54:07,081 --> 00:54:08,015
Um...
1185
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:09,684
Uh...
1186
00:54:11,886 --> 00:54:14,354
PJ, I'm... I'm straight.
1187
00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:20,595
Oh.
1188
00:54:23,231 --> 00:54:24,532
Um...
1189
00:54:27,068 --> 00:54:29,737
Yeah. Um...
1190
00:54:29,804 --> 00:54:32,840
-I'm... I'm sorry
if you misread anything.
-No, that's all...
1191
00:54:32,907 --> 00:54:36,010
It's all good. I shouldn't
have assumed anything.
1192
00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:54,796
Um...
1193
00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:57,464
I wanted to tell you something.
1194
00:54:58,166 --> 00:54:59,834
What?
1195
00:54:59,901 --> 00:55:02,804
Like, something that happened
last night.
1196
00:55:04,304 --> 00:55:05,640
What happened?
1197
00:55:07,108 --> 00:55:08,408
With Isabel.
1198
00:55:12,445 --> 00:55:13,681
Wait.
1199
00:55:17,018 --> 00:55:17,952
Wait, seriously?
1200
00:55:22,657 --> 00:55:24,592
That's... that's amazing.
That's...
1201
00:55:26,928 --> 00:55:28,596
Everybody,
1202
00:55:28,663 --> 00:55:31,098
-even the fucking losers...
-Even the fucking losers!
1203
00:55:31,165 --> 00:55:33,968
...make some noise!
1204
00:55:38,773 --> 00:55:40,708
I thought you were
super Christian.
1205
00:55:40,775 --> 00:55:43,311
I know. I just like getting
caught up in the festivities.
1206
00:55:43,376 --> 00:55:45,345
All right, uh, so we're gonna
do the pep rally.
1207
00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:47,014
First up, cheerleaders.
1208
00:56:01,162 --> 00:56:02,663
Football!
1209
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:08,002
Whoo! Yeah,
thank you, ladies. Ooh!
1210
00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:10,638
Thank you all for joining us
here today, folks.
1211
00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:12,673
There's been some
1212
00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:15,943
exciting stuff happening
at Rockbridge Falls recently.
1213
00:56:16,010 --> 00:56:16,944
Oh.
1214
00:56:17,545 --> 00:56:19,280
How many of you
1215
00:56:19,347 --> 00:56:23,416
know about that little girl
fight club that could?
1216
00:56:25,353 --> 00:56:26,787
Ay, there go my girls.
1217
00:56:26,854 --> 00:56:30,958
Well, do we have
a surprise for you.
1218
00:56:31,025 --> 00:56:34,394
We're gonna bring...
Where is she?
1219
00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:36,831
Hazel down.
1220
00:56:37,732 --> 00:56:40,034
One of the founding members.
1221
00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:42,502
To show us everything
the club's taught her
1222
00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:45,106
in a fun little challenge.
1223
00:56:46,774 --> 00:56:49,377
- Let's go, Hazel!
- Go, Hazel!
1224
00:56:49,442 --> 00:56:52,445
-What is this?
-I... I don't know.
1225
00:56:55,049 --> 00:56:57,885
Hazel will be
fighting Tucker,
1226
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,688
the school's number one boxer.
1227
00:57:07,561 --> 00:57:09,730
Wait, I thought I was gonna be
fighting PJ?
1228
00:57:09,797 --> 00:57:12,733
I know what you're thinking,
but don't be alarmed.
1229
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,568
Girls can do anything
guys can do, right?
1230
00:57:14,635 --> 00:57:16,070
Yeah, kick his ass!
1231
00:57:17,571 --> 00:57:18,706
Ready?
1232
00:57:19,373 --> 00:57:20,741
-Fuck.
-Go.
1233
00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:37,058
Oh, my God.
1234
00:57:40,795 --> 00:57:42,196
- You got this, Hazel.
- Come on, Hazel!
1235
00:57:42,263 --> 00:57:43,164
You got it.
1236
00:57:58,612 --> 00:57:59,880
Shit.
1237
00:58:01,649 --> 00:58:03,517
Whoo! Get him!
1238
00:58:16,998 --> 00:58:18,332
- The fuck are you doing?
-Is she, like,
1239
00:58:18,399 --> 00:58:19,533
sort of winning or...
1240
00:58:22,603 --> 00:58:24,638
No, leave the skin
on his face, will you?
1241
00:58:25,539 --> 00:58:27,541
Fuck.
1242
00:58:27,608 --> 00:58:29,010
Oh. Oh, my God.
1243
00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:31,212
I know what you're thinking.
1244
00:58:31,278 --> 00:58:35,549
You may be wondering
how a girl
under the training of...
1245
00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:39,320
of two juvie convicted killers
1246
00:58:39,387 --> 00:58:43,157
can't even stand up
for herself
against a regular old guy.
1247
00:58:44,892 --> 00:58:47,595
Well, truth is, they...
1248
00:58:50,364 --> 00:58:51,599
they didn't go to juvie.
1249
00:58:52,933 --> 00:58:53,734
No.
1250
00:58:56,270 --> 00:58:57,638
There's no record
of them there.
1251
00:58:59,306 --> 00:59:00,408
And according to Hazel...
1252
00:59:02,877 --> 00:59:04,311
...they never fought
anyone at all.
1253
00:59:04,378 --> 00:59:06,113
And you know what else?
1254
00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:10,017
They didn't start the club
to empower women.
1255
00:59:11,218 --> 00:59:14,055
They did it
to fuck cheerleaders.
1256
00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:19,093
What is wrong with you?
1257
00:59:21,530 --> 00:59:23,264
It is such a shame.
1258
00:59:25,199 --> 00:59:27,635
We were really rooting
for you girls.
1259
00:59:29,603 --> 00:59:31,272
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.
1260
00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:32,973
Okay.
1261
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,609
- Thank you for attending...
- Hazel!
1262
00:59:35,676 --> 00:59:37,044
- ...today's pep rally.
Go Vikings! Fuck Huntington!
- Is she okay?
1263
00:59:37,111 --> 00:59:38,679
- Hazel!
- Whoo!
1264
00:59:38,746 --> 00:59:40,014
- Yes!
- Yes!
1265
00:59:48,389 --> 00:59:49,690
Is that true?
1266
00:59:50,525 --> 00:59:51,892
That's why you started this?
1267
00:59:51,959 --> 00:59:54,628
No, no, no.
1268
00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:56,397
Not... not entirely.
1269
00:59:56,464 --> 00:59:57,965
Not entire-- Okay.
1270
00:59:58,032 --> 01:00:00,968
Listen guys.
It doesn't matter...
1271
01:00:01,035 --> 01:00:03,871
the reason that we started
this, right? Like...
1272
01:00:04,573 --> 01:00:06,073
The point of the club
1273
01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:09,877
is that we all learn
from each other, right?
1274
01:00:09,944 --> 01:00:12,980
And... and we had a great time
doing it and...
1275
01:00:13,047 --> 01:00:14,715
I thought this club
was for sisterhood,
1276
01:00:14,782 --> 01:00:16,851
but it was for your own
selfish interests?
1277
01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:18,853
This is the second wave
all over again.
1278
01:00:24,658 --> 01:00:25,960
Isabel, please, please, wait.
1279
01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:28,530
PJ made me do this.
I didn't want to.
1280
01:00:28,597 --> 01:00:29,897
I would never want to do this.
1281
01:00:33,167 --> 01:00:35,035
You're pathetic, Josie.
1282
01:00:46,615 --> 01:00:48,149
Mr. G,
we're really sorry, we...
1283
01:00:48,215 --> 01:00:49,551
All right, look.
1284
01:00:49,618 --> 01:00:51,652
You know what?
I'm not a fuckin' idiot.
1285
01:00:51,719 --> 01:00:53,053
I just look like this.
1286
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,322
I wasn't doin' this shit
as a distraction.
1287
01:00:55,389 --> 01:00:58,225
I actually was doin' this shit
'cause I actually liked
y'all group
1288
01:00:58,292 --> 01:00:59,727
and what y'all stood for.
1289
01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:01,962
-Wait, we can explain.
-I trusted you two
1290
01:01:02,029 --> 01:01:04,231
and y'all exploited
my solidarity.
1291
01:01:04,298 --> 01:01:07,101
I played the role
of an amazin' ally.
1292
01:01:07,168 --> 01:01:08,603
Is this about the time I said
1293
01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:10,905
Amelia Earhart
was a fake hero?
1294
01:01:11,540 --> 01:01:13,040
Because it's true.
1295
01:01:13,107 --> 01:01:16,443
Many a guy fly planes
without crashing,
1296
01:01:16,511 --> 01:01:17,778
but you never hear about them.
1297
01:01:18,445 --> 01:01:20,214
And then it's like,
1298
01:01:20,281 --> 01:01:22,082
"Oh, it's so hard
to be a girl."
1299
01:01:22,149 --> 01:01:23,817
"We, like, make less money."
1300
01:01:23,884 --> 01:01:25,853
"We had to lose
our last names."
1301
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,522
"I love you."
1302
01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:29,456
"I want to be with you
for the rest of our lives."
1303
01:01:29,524 --> 01:01:32,893
"Oh, I love the mint green
backsplash in the kitchen."
1304
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,428
And all of a sudden,
1305
01:01:34,495 --> 01:01:36,397
you leave me
for a motherfucker named Tony
1306
01:01:36,463 --> 01:01:39,133
and suddenly,
the fucking kitchen
is lime green.
1307
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,334
I think...
1308
01:01:40,401 --> 01:01:42,703
Yeah, I think that moved
away from us.
1309
01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:45,306
Oh, you look confused,
like how I'm confused
right now,
1310
01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:48,108
on how you created
a fucking fight club
to get some cooch.
1311
01:01:48,175 --> 01:01:51,312
And for what? Y'all ain't even
know how to work that thing.
1312
01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:53,280
And I know y'all ain't
tickling the pearl,
1313
01:01:53,347 --> 01:01:54,982
you know what
I'm talking about?
1314
01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:56,250
You know what I mean?
Caressing the back
1315
01:01:56,317 --> 01:01:58,553
of that neck
and all type of--
1316
01:01:58,620 --> 01:02:00,821
Sorry, I just don't know
if you're supposed
to be talking to us like that.
1317
01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:02,489
Just, like, as a teacher...
1318
01:02:02,557 --> 01:02:04,358
Man, I knew women were evil.
1319
01:02:04,425 --> 01:02:07,294
Motherfuckers always
tellin' me like,
"No, that's not true."
1320
01:02:08,295 --> 01:02:10,331
But time and time again...
1321
01:02:15,402 --> 01:02:17,771
- Women ain't nothing
but the fuckin' devil.
1322
01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:21,008
I can't fuckin' believe Hazel.
1323
01:02:21,075 --> 01:02:24,411
Okay, well, you were pretty
horrible to her yesterday.
1324
01:02:25,547 --> 01:02:30,117
I'm sorry, what?
This is... this is my fault?
1325
01:02:30,184 --> 01:02:33,387
I'm not the one who put Isabel
on a rampage.
1326
01:02:33,454 --> 01:02:35,624
Sorry, what does that have
to do with anything?
1327
01:02:35,690 --> 01:02:38,292
If Isabel wasn't so desperate
to get revenge,
1328
01:02:38,359 --> 01:02:40,027
then we wouldn't have
blown up Jeff's car
1329
01:02:40,094 --> 01:02:41,996
and then he wouldn't be
so upset
1330
01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:44,131
and then whatever the fuck
just happened
would not have happened.
1331
01:02:44,198 --> 01:02:47,167
Okay, so all of the blame
just goes on me then?
1332
01:02:47,234 --> 01:02:49,638
Like, none of this can
be traced back to you at all?
1333
01:02:49,704 --> 01:02:53,073
Well, I mean, yeah,
it was your idea
to start the whole club.
1334
01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,645
I didn't want to do this
from the beginning.
1335
01:02:56,711 --> 01:02:58,713
You know that.
1336
01:02:58,779 --> 01:03:01,583
I just followed your lead
like an idiot.
1337
01:03:01,650 --> 01:03:04,451
You followed my lead when
you created that insane story
1338
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:08,255
about girls betting on you
to fight other girls
with shivs.
1339
01:03:08,322 --> 01:03:11,158
You're just mad
because I did this.
1340
01:03:11,225 --> 01:03:14,428
I... I... I got to be
with Isabel on my own.
1341
01:03:14,495 --> 01:03:16,096
Without you.
1342
01:03:16,163 --> 01:03:17,599
No, you never would
have talked to her without me,
1343
01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:19,099
ever.
1344
01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:21,035
I'm the one who made it
happen for you.
1345
01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:25,774
You know what's so funny
about this whole
fucking thing,
1346
01:03:25,839 --> 01:03:27,041
all your little schemes,
1347
01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:30,077
all your,
"Oh, we'll have our year
1348
01:03:30,144 --> 01:03:33,314
and we'll fuck
so many girls,"
and whatever?
1349
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:37,686
Is that you're the only one
who didn't do anything.
1350
01:03:37,752 --> 01:03:40,187
Yeah, well, that's 'cause
Brittany's straight, so...
1351
01:03:40,254 --> 01:03:41,922
Yeah, no, shit,
she's straight.
1352
01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:43,357
Does it even matter?
1353
01:03:43,424 --> 01:03:46,528
Do you even care?
Do you actually like her?
1354
01:03:46,594 --> 01:03:49,096
Do you care about anyone
other than yourself?
1355
01:03:49,163 --> 01:03:50,665
Just find some other girl
1356
01:03:50,732 --> 01:03:53,067
to fucking jack off to
and do nothing about.
1357
01:03:58,872 --> 01:04:00,274
Cool. Yeah, I will.
1358
01:04:04,478 --> 01:04:05,547
PJ.
1359
01:04:47,622 --> 01:04:49,289
-Ted?
-Mmm-mmm-mmm.
1360
01:04:50,391 --> 01:04:51,392
Ted.
1361
01:04:52,761 --> 01:04:53,961
Ted!
1362
01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:57,866
Ted!
1363
01:06:40,067 --> 01:06:42,135
Josie, what the hell?
1364
01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:47,509
Why... why... why you look
like a scared puppy?
1365
01:06:49,343 --> 01:06:50,979
Hey, Rhodes.
1366
01:06:51,044 --> 01:06:52,580
Do you have a minute to talk?
1367
01:06:53,548 --> 01:06:55,148
If you don't wanna
borrow firearms,
1368
01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:57,217
-then why are you here?
-Um...
1369
01:06:58,085 --> 01:06:59,219
Like, for advice?
1370
01:06:59,286 --> 01:07:01,154
I'm not your Gay Yoda, Josie.
1371
01:07:01,221 --> 01:07:02,557
You're too old for this shit.
1372
01:07:03,858 --> 01:07:05,760
Girl, when I was
in high school,
1373
01:07:05,827 --> 01:07:08,663
people found out I was gay,
nobody wanted to be my friend.
1374
01:07:08,730 --> 01:07:10,197
And back then it was worse
1375
01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:12,600
because they hated you
just for being gay.
1376
01:07:12,667 --> 01:07:14,903
Not for being
gay and untalented.
1377
01:07:14,969 --> 01:07:16,604
Mmm.
1378
01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:18,506
Sorry, people didn't know
you were gay?
1379
01:07:18,573 --> 01:07:20,775
Girl, I wore a weave
back then, okay?
1380
01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:23,110
And I used to say,
1381
01:07:23,176 --> 01:07:24,646
"Hey, girl. Hey..."
1382
01:07:24,712 --> 01:07:25,914
Look, that's not the point.
1383
01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:26,948
You want some advice?
1384
01:07:27,015 --> 01:07:28,448
Invest in yourself,
1385
01:07:28,516 --> 01:07:30,250
teach people to fear you
instead of love you.
1386
01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:33,253
I don't wanna, like, deny
your advice, obviously.
1387
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,822
I just, um...
1388
01:07:34,889 --> 01:07:36,991
PJ and I are actually
in a fight right now.
1389
01:07:37,057 --> 01:07:38,425
So, like...
1390
01:07:38,492 --> 01:07:40,193
Like, that's the advice
that I need.
1391
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:43,297
I never had many friends,
and that's... that's sad.
1392
01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,833
And as I've gotten old
in this world,
1393
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:47,669
it's just gotten more sad.
1394
01:07:49,637 --> 01:07:51,338
Okay, um...
1395
01:07:51,405 --> 01:07:53,240
I think I'm just gonna go
to the game
1396
01:07:53,307 --> 01:07:55,242
and then work it out
with PJ there.
1397
01:07:55,309 --> 01:07:56,578
I wouldn't do that.
1398
01:07:56,644 --> 01:07:58,012
Why not?
1399
01:07:58,078 --> 01:08:00,213
-It's with Huntington, right?
-Yeah.
1400
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,650
Well, I'm guessing
they've been fucking people up
for the past month, right?
1401
01:08:02,717 --> 01:08:05,319
-Yeah.
-So, they're violent.
1402
01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:06,888
What do you think's
gonna happen tonight?
1403
01:08:06,955 --> 01:08:08,856
I don't know. Football?
1404
01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:11,926
Game? Tackle?
1405
01:08:11,993 --> 01:08:13,293
Oh, girl.
1406
01:08:14,361 --> 01:08:16,564
There is a 50-year rivalry
going on.
1407
01:08:16,631 --> 01:08:18,833
They always fuck up
some unlucky player.
1408
01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:21,603
How you don't know--
1409
01:08:21,669 --> 01:08:24,404
In '77, they burned him
at a stake with his dog.
1410
01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:27,542
In '92, they drowned him
in a giant kiddie pool.
1411
01:08:27,609 --> 01:08:30,845
And in '03, they pulled
his body apart with horses.
1412
01:08:30,912 --> 01:08:32,145
It's called quartering.
1413
01:08:32,212 --> 01:08:33,581
I know... I know
what it's called.
1414
01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:35,683
So, tonight,
I'm stayin' inside
1415
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:37,317
and double boltin'
those doors.
1416
01:08:41,889 --> 01:08:44,291
If you ever grab a--
Nah, I don't care.
1417
01:08:44,358 --> 01:08:47,327
I didn't understand a word
of that, I'm so sorry.
1418
01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:16,524
Just go. Go, just, go.
I don't wanna go.
1419
01:09:18,026 --> 01:09:19,661
Oh, my God.
1420
01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:21,963
-Hey.
-How did you find me?
1421
01:09:22,030 --> 01:09:23,665
Why are you breathing
so heavy?
1422
01:09:23,731 --> 01:09:26,333
Okay. I know we're not
in a great place right now--
1423
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,636
Yeah, because I'm pissed.
I'm fuckin' pissed.
1424
01:09:28,703 --> 01:09:31,139
Okay, well, I just still think
we need to talk
1425
01:09:31,204 --> 01:09:32,874
about everything
that's, like, going on.
1426
01:09:32,940 --> 01:09:35,242
Yeah, cool, well,
I don't wanna hear it, so...
1427
01:09:35,308 --> 01:09:37,310
Okay, maybe you
should reconsider
1428
01:09:37,377 --> 01:09:39,781
because I saw Rhodes,
she says hi, by the way.
1429
01:09:39,847 --> 01:09:42,083
She said
this Huntington shit's
way darker than we thought.
1430
01:09:42,150 --> 01:09:45,119
Apparently,
every time Huntington
plays Rockbridge,
1431
01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:47,487
they try to kill a player
and his pets.
1432
01:09:47,555 --> 01:09:48,823
The pets?
1433
01:09:48,890 --> 01:09:50,725
It's bloodlust, man.
That's not the point.
1434
01:09:50,792 --> 01:09:52,325
Sounds like I should get
1435
01:09:52,392 --> 01:09:53,393
-the fuck out
of here now. Okay?
-No.
1436
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:54,862
PJ, seriously, come on.
1437
01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:56,463
We need to get
the club back together,
1438
01:09:56,531 --> 01:09:58,666
so we can save them.
1439
01:09:58,733 --> 01:09:59,801
What?
1440
01:10:01,401 --> 01:10:03,971
Sorry, you're saying
you want me and then you
1441
01:10:04,038 --> 01:10:06,607
and then all of the girls
that fuckin' hate us
1442
01:10:06,674 --> 01:10:09,977
to get together and save
some fucking football player,
1443
01:10:10,044 --> 01:10:11,311
who we hate?
1444
01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:13,246
Circle of bad vibes.
1445
01:10:13,313 --> 01:10:14,782
Okay, well, obviously,
why would you
lay it out like that?
1446
01:10:14,849 --> 01:10:16,216
Because it sounds insane.
1447
01:10:16,283 --> 01:10:18,251
'Cause it is.
Why would we do that?
1448
01:10:18,318 --> 01:10:20,988
Because we made
these girls trust us
and then we humiliated them.
1449
01:10:22,355 --> 01:10:25,459
They deserve a shot
at showing everybody
1450
01:10:25,526 --> 01:10:27,128
what they know,
what they learned,
1451
01:10:27,195 --> 01:10:28,763
how fucking cool they are.
1452
01:10:29,664 --> 01:10:31,632
Let's do this for the club.
1453
01:10:32,867 --> 01:10:33,835
What do you say?
1454
01:10:34,869 --> 01:10:36,871
Can we save the damn day?
1455
01:10:39,941 --> 01:10:41,274
Wow.
1456
01:10:41,341 --> 01:10:42,643
Pulling out the necklace
1457
01:10:42,710 --> 01:10:44,645
-in the final fuckin' hour.
-Well...
1458
01:10:47,014 --> 01:10:48,015
Yeah.
1459
01:10:50,051 --> 01:10:52,220
Mmm. Nice.
1460
01:10:52,285 --> 01:10:55,556
Rockbridge,
this is the most
important day of your life.
1461
01:10:55,623 --> 01:10:58,626
Forget your wedding,
forget your funeral,
1462
01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:00,427
fuck your bar mitzvah.
1463
01:11:00,494 --> 01:11:02,362
This is what matters.
1464
01:11:02,429 --> 01:11:05,133
Gameday, let's do this!
1465
01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:08,803
- Let's go, Vikings!
- We're almost there.
1466
01:11:10,605 --> 01:11:14,842
Okay, first off,
PJ has something
to say to Hazel, so...
1467
01:11:14,909 --> 01:11:17,912
The apology. Do the apology.
Do the apology, instead.
1468
01:11:17,979 --> 01:11:19,412
Okay.
1469
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,282
I'm sorry that I called
your mom a skank.
1470
01:11:24,218 --> 01:11:26,721
And I'm sorry
1471
01:11:26,788 --> 01:11:30,625
for saying that you have
no friends really loud
1472
01:11:30,691 --> 01:11:32,693
in front of all
of your friends.
1473
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:36,496
And I'm sorry
for being an asshole
a lot of the time.
1474
01:11:37,565 --> 01:11:40,034
Most of the--
All of the time.
1475
01:11:40,101 --> 01:11:43,638
And I do think that it's nice
you always take notes
1476
01:11:43,704 --> 01:11:48,375
and then you type them up
and email them to everyone...
1477
01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:52,680
and I really appreciate it.
1478
01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:57,051
Do you forgive me?
1479
01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:01,155
Yes.
1480
01:12:01,222 --> 01:12:02,690
I don't want
to interrupt this
gorgeous moment
1481
01:12:02,757 --> 01:12:04,659
but we don't have time now
1482
01:12:04,725 --> 01:12:07,228
because I got information from
a very confidential source
1483
01:12:07,295 --> 01:12:08,763
that Huntington
is trying to kill
1484
01:12:08,830 --> 01:12:10,397
someone on this team tonight.
1485
01:12:10,463 --> 01:12:11,464
What are you even
talking about, Josie?
1486
01:12:11,532 --> 01:12:13,067
Nobody's even over there.
1487
01:12:13,134 --> 01:12:14,702
Oh, my God,
nobody is even over there.
1488
01:12:14,769 --> 01:12:16,604
Well, that is obviously
a red flag.
1489
01:12:16,671 --> 01:12:18,706
Are we not reading that
as a red flag? That's crazy.
1490
01:12:18,773 --> 01:12:20,808
- What?
- Please, Annie.
1491
01:12:20,875 --> 01:12:22,577
Even though
you're a Black Republican,
1492
01:12:22,643 --> 01:12:24,712
you are the smartest
out of all of us, okay?
1493
01:12:24,779 --> 01:12:26,714
I mean, obviously I know that.
You think I don't know that?
1494
01:12:26,781 --> 01:12:28,716
Then help us
figure this out.
1495
01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:31,451
We need to stop the game.
We need to save them.
1496
01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:33,955
Wait, wait, hang on.
Hazel...
1497
01:12:35,256 --> 01:12:36,858
we need a distraction.
1498
01:12:39,492 --> 01:12:40,995
Oh, now you want a bomb.
1499
01:12:42,330 --> 01:12:43,331
Oh, fuck.
1500
01:12:43,396 --> 01:12:44,464
So sorry. Okay. Fuck.
1501
01:12:52,306 --> 01:12:53,774
Isabel.
1502
01:12:53,841 --> 01:12:56,043
I know you really must
hate me right now,
1503
01:12:56,110 --> 01:12:57,444
but the club needs you.
1504
01:12:57,511 --> 01:12:58,880
To what? Have sex with them?
1505
01:12:58,946 --> 01:13:01,082
Guys, we really,
really need you. We do.
1506
01:13:01,148 --> 01:13:02,717
In your fucking dreams, PJ.
1507
01:13:02,783 --> 01:13:04,719
Which you don't deserve
to have.
1508
01:13:05,353 --> 01:13:07,321
When you sleep,
1509
01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:08,522
- it should be, like...
- -Rockbridge, are you ready?
1510
01:13:08,589 --> 01:13:10,091
...total darkness.
1511
01:13:10,157 --> 01:13:11,826
-Oh, fuck.
-Wow, okay.
1512
01:13:11,893 --> 01:13:13,393
Okay, wait, seriously,
1513
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,762
maybe if you
just listened to us.
1514
01:13:14,829 --> 01:13:16,764
-Just listen to us. Whoa!
-Brittany.
1515
01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:18,498
Here comes your team!
- Isabel.
1516
01:13:18,566 --> 01:13:20,801
I wouldn't be asking you
if this wasn't important!
1517
01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:22,469
We don't have time
for this.
1518
01:13:22,536 --> 01:13:24,205
- Josie, come on.
- Hazel!
1519
01:13:24,272 --> 01:13:25,907
- Okay, now that you're all...
- Ugh. Uh...
1520
01:13:25,973 --> 01:13:27,275
...warmed up,
I want you guys...
1521
01:13:27,341 --> 01:13:28,408
Is it the red wire?
1522
01:13:28,475 --> 01:13:30,511
Shit, or is it the yellow?
1523
01:13:30,578 --> 01:13:32,213
...Shawshank your way out.
1524
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,948
-Put your hands together...
-You got this, Jeff.
1525
01:13:34,015 --> 01:13:35,216
-...and shake your tanks.
-You got it!
1526
01:13:35,283 --> 01:13:37,852
Hazel! It's starting!
1527
01:13:38,753 --> 01:13:40,588
Jeff!
1528
01:13:40,655 --> 01:13:42,757
Jeff! Eat my pussy!
1529
01:13:42,823 --> 01:13:44,125
Come on, come on!
1530
01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:46,827
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
1531
01:13:46,894 --> 01:13:49,230
-Hurry, Hazel!
-It's gonna blow.
1532
01:13:50,765 --> 01:13:52,199
- Hazel, come on!
- Hazel!
1533
01:13:52,266 --> 01:13:53,567
Hazel, come on!
1534
01:13:58,706 --> 01:14:00,675
-Hazel, it's not working.
-Hazel, it's not going.
1535
01:14:00,741 --> 01:14:02,310
- Oh, no.
- Fuck. Fucking...
1536
01:14:02,376 --> 01:14:03,544
- Maybe turn it off...
- Maybe hit it?
1537
01:14:03,611 --> 01:14:04,812
No. Give me space. Stop.
1538
01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:06,013
Turn it off
and then back on.
1539
01:14:06,414 --> 01:14:07,515
Jeff!
1540
01:14:09,383 --> 01:14:13,354
- I want you to rub
Vicks VapoRub on your tanks
1541
01:14:13,421 --> 01:14:16,857
and dance around
like the fruitbats
that you are!
1542
01:14:16,924 --> 01:14:19,994
Okay, plan B. We need to get
the cheerleaders to make out.
1543
01:14:20,061 --> 01:14:21,829
Wait, okay, which cheerleaders
do you think?
1544
01:14:21,896 --> 01:14:24,098
It's a distraction.
We need a distraction.
1545
01:14:31,238 --> 01:14:32,540
-Guys.
-Hey, guys.
1546
01:14:32,606 --> 01:14:33,975
Guys, kiss each other.
1547
01:14:34,041 --> 01:14:35,576
Make out.
Make out with each other!
1548
01:14:35,643 --> 01:14:36,777
We need
to delay the game.
1549
01:14:38,079 --> 01:14:41,015
Guys! Make out
with each other!
1550
01:14:45,519 --> 01:14:48,589
Everyone,
get your guns out,
hide your children
1551
01:14:48,656 --> 01:14:51,625
because here comes Huntington.
1552
01:14:58,165 --> 01:15:00,067
- Fuck you! Bitch!
- What the frick is up?
1553
01:15:00,134 --> 01:15:02,169
-Yeah! Get back!
-Yeah! Wake up, pussy!
1554
01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:03,671
Hold me back!
1555
01:15:03,738 --> 01:15:05,773
You're so lucky!
You're so fucking lucky.
1556
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,376
Hazel! Hazel! Hazel!
1557
01:15:08,442 --> 01:15:09,710
What do we do?
1558
01:15:11,645 --> 01:15:13,481
Look, look, look.
1559
01:15:29,697 --> 01:15:32,033
Oh, wait. I'm gay.
1560
01:15:34,368 --> 01:15:36,037
Okay, yeah, I'm not.
1561
01:15:36,904 --> 01:15:38,906
I just like gay porn.
1562
01:15:38,973 --> 01:15:40,941
This is nothing
like porn at all.
1563
01:15:42,910 --> 01:15:44,011
Wait.
1564
01:15:45,212 --> 01:15:46,614
Is porn even real?
1565
01:15:58,527 --> 01:16:02,730
Can we cut the gay shit
and get this show on the road?
1566
01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:07,902
I came here for some good
man-on-man grappling
and slapping football!
1567
01:16:07,968 --> 01:16:10,671
Can everybody
stop looking
at the dyke parade?
1568
01:16:10,738 --> 01:16:15,576
Who do I have to blow
to get this game
started already?
1569
01:16:15,643 --> 01:16:19,146
-Yes!
-Now make 'em eat
a bag of urine cakes.
1570
01:16:19,213 --> 01:16:21,849
Look, I found empty
barrels of pineapple juice.
1571
01:16:21,916 --> 01:16:23,951
There is pineapple here.
1572
01:16:24,018 --> 01:16:26,020
So, they're gonna
poison Jeff then.
1573
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:28,122
Where the fuck is it?
1574
01:16:28,189 --> 01:16:30,124
Fuck, I'm thinking
really quick.
1575
01:16:30,191 --> 01:16:31,892
What if it's in their mouths
and they're swishing it around
1576
01:16:31,959 --> 01:16:33,661
and then they're gonna
spit it out mid-game?
1577
01:16:33,727 --> 01:16:35,362
- What?
- I hate to say it,
1578
01:16:35,429 --> 01:16:37,331
but it might have something
to do with their semen.
1579
01:16:37,398 --> 01:16:39,266
Obviously, it does not.
What is wrong with you?
1580
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,734
They kissed on the mouth.
1581
01:16:40,801 --> 01:16:42,970
- With tongue.
- As a distraction,
1582
01:16:43,037 --> 01:16:45,507
and we can do it again
if people are asking.
1583
01:16:45,574 --> 01:16:47,708
- Wait, when was this?
- The bomb didn't work,
1584
01:16:47,775 --> 01:16:49,477
and there was no
other distractions!
1585
01:16:49,544 --> 01:16:51,412
- Yeah, there was...
- And because we were...
1586
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:53,347
- They're gonna spray the field.
- What?
1587
01:16:53,414 --> 01:16:55,517
- Okay, we're gonna have to run.
- -No!
1588
01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:56,984
-We're gonna have to run.
We're gonna have to run.
-We can't run. No!
1589
01:16:57,051 --> 01:16:58,085
No!
1590
01:16:58,152 --> 01:16:59,620
-Oh, my asthma.
-No, please!
1591
01:16:59,687 --> 01:17:00,821
You don't have asthma.
1592
01:17:00,888 --> 01:17:02,623
I feel like I have asthma now!
1593
01:17:05,326 --> 01:17:07,394
PJ!
Cover the sprinklers.
1594
01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:08,696
I got it.
1595
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,361
Oh, fuck!
1596
01:18:18,332 --> 01:18:20,367
Get back here,
you fuckin' weasel!
1597
01:18:51,498 --> 01:18:53,500
I'm sorry.
1598
01:19:35,909 --> 01:19:37,111
You saved me.
1599
01:19:39,046 --> 01:19:40,381
You're... you're welcome?
1600
01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:43,917
Oh, no.
1601
01:19:44,852 --> 01:19:46,554
-I... Would...
-Mmm-mmm. Uh-uh.
1602
01:19:48,690 --> 01:19:49,857
Are you okay?
1603
01:19:50,558 --> 01:19:51,492
Yeah.
1604
01:19:52,594 --> 01:19:53,961
- Whoa.
- Hazel!
1605
01:19:54,028 --> 01:19:55,462
- Hazel! Hazel! Look out!
- Hey.
1606
01:20:24,693 --> 01:20:25,794
It's pineapple juice!
1607
01:20:25,859 --> 01:20:27,428
It's pineapple juice!
1608
01:20:27,494 --> 01:20:29,063
- Turn it off! Turn it off!
- 'Scuse me.
1609
01:20:29,129 --> 01:20:31,865
Turn it off!
Please just turn it off!
1610
01:20:45,012 --> 01:20:46,146
Yes.
1611
01:20:46,815 --> 01:20:48,583
Yes!
1612
01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:50,951
Yes, this is the Viking way!
1613
01:20:51,018 --> 01:20:53,153
Yes, thank you,
thank you.
1614
01:20:53,822 --> 01:20:55,089
You did it.
1615
01:20:55,956 --> 01:20:57,525
You fucking saved me.
1616
01:20:57,592 --> 01:21:01,161
Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1617
01:21:04,566 --> 01:21:06,200
Thanks.
1618
01:21:15,844 --> 01:21:17,044
-What is...
-I mean...
1619
01:21:17,111 --> 01:21:19,046
-Okay.
-I guess we did it.
1620
01:21:19,113 --> 01:21:20,715
We did that shit!
1621
01:21:20,782 --> 01:21:21,783
I mean...
1622
01:21:21,850 --> 01:21:23,016
Really proud of you.
1623
01:21:24,084 --> 01:21:26,019
I'm proud of us.
1624
01:21:30,658 --> 01:21:32,259
I do wanna say, um,
1625
01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:35,129
I feel like
you killed that guy.
1626
01:21:35,195 --> 01:21:36,865
Oh, yeah. I mean, we killed--
1627
01:21:36,930 --> 01:21:38,165
I think we killed...
1628
01:21:38,232 --> 01:21:39,701
-You killed that guy...
-No.
1629
01:21:39,768 --> 01:21:42,503
-Yeah, he's dead. That's dead.
-No. Oh, my God.
1630
01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:44,438
Yeah, we killed a couple.
We killed...
1631
01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:46,473
we killed a lot of guys.
1632
01:21:46,541 --> 01:21:47,842
I-- Let's just--
We'll process it later.
1633
01:21:47,908 --> 01:21:48,909
-Much later.
-Later.
1634
01:21:48,976 --> 01:21:50,578
-Yeah.
-Um...
1635
01:21:51,613 --> 01:21:52,913
Do you wanna...
1636
01:21:53,882 --> 01:21:55,149
Yeah.
1637
01:22:01,255 --> 01:22:03,457
I just wanna say I'm sorry.
1638
01:22:03,525 --> 01:22:05,926
You don't have to forgive me
at all or anything.
1639
01:22:05,993 --> 01:22:09,864
But I, like, really want
you to know
how sorry I am.
1640
01:22:09,930 --> 01:22:13,033
I was kind of insane,
1641
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:16,538
and the sheer amount
of lies I told is...
1642
01:22:16,604 --> 01:22:18,105
is shocking,
1643
01:22:18,172 --> 01:22:19,973
and it doesn't excuse
what I did.
1644
01:22:21,108 --> 01:22:22,644
But I really liked
getting to know you.
1645
01:22:24,211 --> 01:22:27,749
And I still really like you.
1646
01:22:27,816 --> 01:22:30,284
-I just...
-You know, you didn't have
to start, like, a whole
1647
01:22:31,118 --> 01:22:33,020
fight club just to date me.
1648
01:22:34,354 --> 01:22:38,492
You could have just,
like, talked to me.
1649
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:41,128
Oh. Okay, uh,
I don't really know
1650
01:22:41,195 --> 01:22:43,631
how true that is.
You know what I mean...
1651
01:22:56,711 --> 01:22:58,345
Man, I knew women were good.
1652
01:22:58,412 --> 01:23:01,081
I been sayin' that shit
the whole time, man.
1653
01:23:11,593 --> 01:23:13,360
Oh, so sorry.
1654
01:23:14,394 --> 01:23:16,096
- Yeah!
- Oh.
1655
01:23:16,163 --> 01:23:18,332
Yes, queen!
1656
01:23:18,398 --> 01:23:19,567
Yeah!
1657
01:23:19,634 --> 01:23:21,301
Attention, everyone.
1658
01:23:21,368 --> 01:23:22,937
It seems like
these Huntington players
1659
01:23:23,003 --> 01:23:24,104
-are not only shitty...
-Yes, queen!
1660
01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:25,673
...football players,
1661
01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:28,776
but they're also dead cheating
bitch asses.
1662
01:23:28,843 --> 01:23:32,647
Meanin' the Vikings once again
win the game!
1663
01:23:32,714 --> 01:23:36,518
- Whoo!
- Decompose, you fuckers!
1664
01:23:58,573 --> 01:23:59,574
Damn it.
1665
01:24:00,207 --> 01:24:01,643
That was my thing!
1666
01:24:26,266 --> 01:24:28,068
By the way, what the fuck
are you wearing?
1667
01:24:28,135 --> 01:24:30,738
You got suspenders
over your nipples
like a goddamn freak.
1668
01:24:38,312 --> 01:24:39,847
Not gonna come
to any meetings.
1669
01:24:39,914 --> 01:24:41,248
It's gonna be fine.
1670
01:24:41,315 --> 01:24:42,584
He's so preoccupied
with his divor...
1671
01:24:43,417 --> 01:24:45,152
Yeah.
1672
01:24:45,218 --> 01:24:46,921
I drank before I came
to class.
1673
01:24:46,988 --> 01:24:48,590
-What?
-Sorry.
1674
01:24:54,494 --> 01:24:56,430
You got this, Jeff!
You got it!
1675
01:24:56,496 --> 01:24:58,032
Oh, shit.
1676
01:24:58,098 --> 01:24:59,901
You scarin' the shit
out of me, boy.
You all right?
1677
01:24:59,968 --> 01:25:01,168
-Good shit.
-I got this.
1678
01:25:23,190 --> 01:25:26,360
Y'all were two of my top
students, I think.
1679
01:25:26,426 --> 01:25:27,862
Oh, no, that was
two other students.
1680
01:25:27,929 --> 01:25:29,597
But at the end of the day,
it don't matter.
1681
01:25:29,664 --> 01:25:32,700
This shit is, like, beyond me.
1682
01:25:34,501 --> 01:25:36,470
Not Beyond Meat,
like the fake meat,
1683
01:25:36,537 --> 01:25:38,438
but beyond me, like...
1684
01:25:38,506 --> 01:25:42,242
Who does that?
Where do they do that at?
1685
01:25:42,309 --> 01:25:46,313
Y'all out here forty-two
fakin' for the bacon.
1686
01:25:46,380 --> 01:25:47,749
You understand
what I'm sayin'?
1687
01:25:51,418 --> 01:25:54,589
- God, this is the most
depressing shit ever.
1688
01:25:54,656 --> 01:25:56,658
Oh, wait, fuck me.
1689
01:25:57,925 --> 01:25:59,927
Idiot. Idiot!
1690
01:25:59,994 --> 01:26:02,630
- She's still laughing
because of the last laugh.
1691
01:26:02,697 --> 01:26:04,799
No! Fuck!
1692
01:26:07,702 --> 01:26:09,403
Cut, cut.
1693
01:26:12,507 --> 01:26:13,908
Hey, guys.
1694
01:26:13,975 --> 01:26:16,176
Hey, guys. Hi.
1695
01:26:17,411 --> 01:26:19,580
Hey, guys. Sorry.
1696
01:26:37,264 --> 01:26:39,167
You look like you yodel.
1697
01:26:39,232 --> 01:26:41,769
You look super religious.
1698
01:26:47,575 --> 01:26:49,443
Get fucked, Janice.
1699
01:26:49,510 --> 01:26:51,145
Get railed, Janice.
1700
01:26:51,211 --> 01:26:52,580
Eat a dick, Janice.
1701
01:26:55,817 --> 01:26:58,452
God, what is happening
to this country?
1702
01:26:58,519 --> 01:27:00,320
- Why?
- Why?
1703
01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:02,724
This is not the Viking way!
1704
01:27:05,593 --> 01:27:07,895
How old are you?
I put whiskey in that.
1705
01:27:18,573 --> 01:27:21,475
Actually dealin'
with the "D" word.
1706
01:27:21,542 --> 01:27:23,310
-Death.
-No.
1707
01:27:23,376 --> 01:27:24,846
-Dinosaurs.
-No.
1708
01:27:24,912 --> 01:27:26,246
- Depression?
- If you don't...
1709
01:27:26,313 --> 01:27:28,248
Deez nuts!