1 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:55,258 - Elisabeth! - Elisabeth! 2 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,342 We love you Elisabeth! 3 00:02:58,383 --> 00:02:59,383 Please! 4 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:00,467 Over here! 5 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:01,717 Oh my God, we love you! 6 00:03:09,633 --> 00:03:11,300 My favorite... 7 00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:14,642 - Wanna get something to eat? - Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something. 8 00:03:19,383 --> 00:03:22,383 - Remember her? - She was in that movie... 9 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,758 We're gonna have to let her know we're gonna be late. 10 00:03:30,842 --> 00:03:31,925 Yeah, I'll give her a text. 11 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,467 He owes me 20 bucks. 12 00:03:53,758 --> 00:03:55,217 Get out the way! 13 00:03:55,342 --> 00:03:56,425 Vamos! 14 00:03:59,175 --> 00:04:00,425 Shit! 15 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:31,550 You got it! 16 00:04:32,133 --> 00:04:33,675 Feel that power, ladies! 17 00:04:36,508 --> 00:04:38,175 And march! Get those knees up. 18 00:04:38,342 --> 00:04:39,342 You got it! 19 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,383 Come on! 20 00:04:43,925 --> 00:04:45,008 Front. 21 00:04:45,175 --> 00:04:46,342 Kick! 22 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:48,092 Kick! 23 00:04:48,675 --> 00:04:50,175 Oh yeah, you got it! 24 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:52,175 Square. 25 00:04:52,633 --> 00:04:54,050 Think about those bikini bods. 26 00:04:54,217 --> 00:04:57,008 You wanna look like a giant jellyfish on the beach? 27 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:58,800 Come on. 28 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,550 Cross. 29 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:02,342 Push. 30 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,258 Kick! Come on, you got it! 31 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,675 Hang in there, ladies, you've got it. 32 00:05:10,217 --> 00:05:11,842 You've got it! 33 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:17,800 Great workout, ladies. 34 00:05:19,258 --> 00:05:22,008 Alright, I hope I see you next week for Sparkle Your Life. 35 00:05:22,175 --> 00:05:23,717 We're gonna work on the lateral abs, 36 00:05:23,883 --> 00:05:26,175 you know, the most difficult part to sculpt. 37 00:05:26,342 --> 00:05:27,758 But in the meantime, 38 00:05:27,925 --> 00:05:29,508 take care of yourself. 39 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,717 Move it back, position one. 40 00:05:35,758 --> 00:05:37,133 Great job, ladies. 41 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:38,800 You got it. 42 00:05:38,842 --> 00:05:40,383 Alright take these down for me. 43 00:05:59,175 --> 00:06:01,008 - Happy birthday! - Oh, thank you. 44 00:06:04,383 --> 00:06:06,217 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you. 45 00:06:06,342 --> 00:06:08,717 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 46 00:06:29,008 --> 00:06:33,092 I don't care if we have to see every fucking young girl in this fucking town 47 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:34,717 in the next few weeks. 48 00:06:35,217 --> 00:06:37,883 Look, I'll make it simple. 49 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:39,717 We need her young. 50 00:06:39,883 --> 00:06:41,967 We need her hot. 51 00:06:42,133 --> 00:06:43,800 We need her now. 52 00:06:44,758 --> 00:06:47,675 How the old bitch has been able to stick around for this long, 53 00:06:47,717 --> 00:06:49,925 that's the fucking mystery to me. 54 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,925 Oh, Oscar winner my ass. 55 00:06:54,008 --> 00:06:55,592 When was that? Back in the 30s, 56 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:57,967 what, for King Kong? 57 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:01,717 - Promised her... - No. 58 00:07:02,175 --> 00:07:05,675 I don't give a fuck what we promised her! 59 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,383 This is network TV, not a fucking charity. 60 00:07:10,592 --> 00:07:12,675 Find me somebody new! 61 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,383 Now! 62 00:07:15,717 --> 00:07:21,258 Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility starts to decrease about the age of 25? 63 00:07:21,425 --> 00:07:23,217 How old is Jennifer? 64 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,175 You better get busy! 65 00:08:02,092 --> 00:08:04,842 It's like when you see someone fart on screen. 66 00:08:09,925 --> 00:08:11,133 People just love that. 67 00:08:11,967 --> 00:08:13,550 I mean, that's just the way it is. 68 00:08:15,467 --> 00:08:16,633 C'est la vie. 69 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,425 People are just people. 70 00:08:18,592 --> 00:08:22,008 And I have to give people what they want. 71 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:24,217 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 72 00:08:24,383 --> 00:08:28,050 And people always ask for something new. 73 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,092 Renewal... 74 00:08:30,842 --> 00:08:32,133 is inevitable. 75 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:34,467 And at 50... 76 00:08:35,008 --> 00:08:36,050 well... 77 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:38,633 it stops. 78 00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:40,925 What stops? 79 00:08:41,550 --> 00:08:42,592 What? 80 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:44,633 What stops? 81 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:49,092 You know, the... 82 00:08:57,133 --> 00:08:58,467 Oh, George! 83 00:09:00,383 --> 00:09:01,467 I'm sorry, I gotta run. 84 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,717 Harvey! 85 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:05,925 George, those ratings are insane! 86 00:09:07,092 --> 00:09:08,633 You're a genius! 87 00:09:08,675 --> 00:09:10,633 Oh what a man, you're a genius! 88 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:13,883 Let's buy you a drink, come on. 89 00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:05,925 Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle, 90 00:10:06,008 --> 00:10:08,008 'cause we have X-rayed you from head to toe, 91 00:10:08,050 --> 00:10:10,133 and you don't have so much as a cracked molar. 92 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,050 So, you are good to go. 93 00:10:14,217 --> 00:10:16,050 Vaccination, okay. 94 00:10:16,217 --> 00:10:18,425 Not currently on any medication. 95 00:10:19,258 --> 00:10:21,050 By the way, I just want to say, my... 96 00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:23,342 my wife is a huge fan. 97 00:10:26,925 --> 00:10:28,550 Blood type... 98 00:10:28,592 --> 00:10:30,425 Oh hey, it's your birthday! 99 00:10:30,675 --> 00:10:31,675 Happy bir... 100 00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:44,883 Oh, that's an emergency, I'm sorry, I have to... 101 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:46,467 Have a good... 102 00:10:47,217 --> 00:10:48,300 Bye. 103 00:10:55,675 --> 00:10:56,883 One moment. 104 00:10:58,008 --> 00:11:00,050 There's just one last exam to perform. 105 00:11:00,217 --> 00:11:01,967 I thought he said I was good to go. 106 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:26,133 - Is there a problem? - No, it's perfect. 107 00:11:26,842 --> 00:11:28,133 You're a good candidate. 108 00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:30,925 I mean, you're good to go. 109 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,258 I wish you the best. 110 00:12:13,925 --> 00:12:14,967 Lizzie? 111 00:12:16,592 --> 00:12:18,050 Lizzie Sparkle? 112 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:20,217 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 113 00:12:22,425 --> 00:12:23,467 Fred! 114 00:12:24,592 --> 00:12:27,050 Fred, from 10th grade homeroom! 115 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:32,133 Fred, of course! 116 00:12:32,175 --> 00:12:34,050 You haven't changed a bit. 117 00:12:34,592 --> 00:12:38,008 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 118 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,175 You know, I followed your career. What a success! I mean... 119 00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:46,508 Hey... 120 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:49,050 Why don't we go out maybe for a drink some time? 121 00:12:49,092 --> 00:12:51,383 Now that we're, you know, reconnected. 122 00:12:52,925 --> 00:12:54,175 - Oh, of course... - I'm... 123 00:12:54,342 --> 00:12:56,197 - I'm stupid, you're super busy. - But you know what? 124 00:12:56,217 --> 00:12:58,633 Why don't you give me your card? 125 00:12:58,717 --> 00:13:00,383 I mean, you never know. 126 00:13:01,175 --> 00:13:02,342 Here... 127 00:13:02,717 --> 00:13:04,008 This will do. 128 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,133 Don't look at my cholesterol levels, they're a disaster. 129 00:13:10,383 --> 00:13:11,883 - Oh, God! - Oh, that's... 130 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,383 There. 131 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:19,258 Now, you've got it! 132 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,133 Call me. 133 00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:15,467 Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? 134 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,383 Younger. 135 00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:22,342 More beautiful. 136 00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:24,133 More perfect. 137 00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:28,592 One single injection unlocks your DNA. 138 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:31,592 Starting a new cellular division. 139 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:34,467 That will release another version of yourself. 140 00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:36,300 This is... 141 00:14:37,258 --> 00:14:38,550 The Substance. 142 00:14:39,217 --> 00:14:40,717 You are the matrix. 143 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,675 Everything comes from you. 144 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,175 And everything is you. 145 00:14:46,383 --> 00:14:49,883 This is simply a better version of yourself. 146 00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,758 You just have to share. 147 00:14:52,008 --> 00:14:53,800 One week for one. 148 00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,717 And one week for the other. 149 00:14:55,883 --> 00:14:58,883 A perfect balance of seven days each. 150 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:01,425 The one and only thing not to forget. 151 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:04,175 You are one. 152 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,300 You can't escape from yourself. 153 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:28,383 You slip through my fingers 154 00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:34,133 And you drop to the ground 155 00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:40,508 You fade away 156 00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:47,383 Fade away 157 00:17:02,217 --> 00:17:03,217 Here, Elisabeth... 158 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:04,883 Elisabeth, we love you! 159 00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:07,258 We love you... 160 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,258 Yes? 161 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,383 Hello. 162 00:17:34,342 --> 00:17:35,633 I'd like... 163 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,633 to order. 164 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,008 Address? 165 00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:45,050 1057 Beverly Canyon. 166 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:50,258 Write this down, 35 North Byron Alley. 167 00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,883 35 North... 168 00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:50,508 You are the matrix. 169 00:23:50,675 --> 00:23:52,883 Everything comes from you. 170 00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:55,758 And everything is you. 171 00:23:56,675 --> 00:23:58,217 This is simply 172 00:23:58,717 --> 00:24:01,133 a better version of yourself. 173 00:34:18,050 --> 00:34:19,300 Hello. 174 00:37:02,008 --> 00:37:03,092 Thanks. 175 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:04,425 We'll let you know by next week. 176 00:37:04,675 --> 00:37:07,758 Thank you so much. I'm just dying to get the part. 177 00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:14,717 Great dancer. 178 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:20,133 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose. 179 00:37:22,258 --> 00:37:23,342 Next! 180 00:37:37,092 --> 00:37:40,800 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 181 00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:44,050 Please say your name, age, measurements. 182 00:37:58,258 --> 00:37:59,258 I'm... 183 00:37:59,633 --> 00:38:00,675 Sue. 184 00:38:04,925 --> 00:38:06,467 I'm Sue. 185 00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:10,133 Sue. Sue. Sue... 186 00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:20,800 Where is she? 187 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,717 Where is she? 188 00:38:35,883 --> 00:38:37,550 What a gorgeous 189 00:38:38,217 --> 00:38:39,300 little 190 00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:40,592 angel! 191 00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:51,925 You're hired. 192 00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:53,800 We want a show 193 00:38:54,175 --> 00:38:56,883 that's just like you. 194 00:38:57,050 --> 00:38:58,217 Beautiful and happy. 195 00:38:58,633 --> 00:39:00,508 People want to be happy. 196 00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:03,800 We air in two weeks, so let's get to work. 197 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:07,175 I'm gonna let you organize the rest with my assistant... 198 00:39:11,008 --> 00:39:12,092 Isabella. 199 00:39:13,467 --> 00:39:14,800 Isa, Isa, Isa... 200 00:39:14,925 --> 00:39:16,175 Who has time to say that? 201 00:39:17,258 --> 00:39:18,342 We're gonna make you Cindy. 202 00:39:18,508 --> 00:39:19,508 It's shorter. 203 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:20,967 It's better. 204 00:39:21,675 --> 00:39:25,050 So, I'm gonna let you organize everything else with Cindy. 205 00:39:27,008 --> 00:39:28,008 Before you go, 206 00:39:28,217 --> 00:39:30,133 I just have to mention a... 207 00:39:30,467 --> 00:39:32,175 small scheduling issue. 208 00:39:32,842 --> 00:39:34,050 I have to be 209 00:39:34,967 --> 00:39:36,717 out of town every other week. 210 00:39:38,217 --> 00:39:39,967 To take care of my mother. 211 00:39:41,342 --> 00:39:42,592 Who's very sick. 212 00:39:50,342 --> 00:39:53,467 I want you for this show. 213 00:39:53,508 --> 00:39:56,758 And we will work around any mother, brother, 214 00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:58,467 fucking sick puppy 215 00:39:58,592 --> 00:40:00,342 you need to take care of. 216 00:40:05,967 --> 00:40:08,300 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 217 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,008 People are gonna love that. 218 00:40:40,425 --> 00:40:41,425 Perfect. 219 00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:09,092 So you jump out. 220 00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:11,258 Touch your elbows. 221 00:41:11,758 --> 00:41:12,800 Head 222 00:41:12,842 --> 00:41:13,842 down. 223 00:41:14,217 --> 00:41:15,300 Contract. 224 00:41:18,592 --> 00:41:20,633 And five, six, seven, eight. 225 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,883 Elbows. 226 00:44:49,883 --> 00:44:51,633 There she is! 227 00:44:56,592 --> 00:44:58,717 Where have you been? 228 00:44:59,175 --> 00:45:02,383 We've all been wanting to have a drink with you for your departure. 229 00:45:03,133 --> 00:45:04,300 Anyway... 230 00:45:04,592 --> 00:45:07,133 we all chipped in, 231 00:45:08,842 --> 00:45:10,508 and we got you just a little something. 232 00:45:10,883 --> 00:45:12,508 To keep you busy. 233 00:45:13,092 --> 00:45:14,133 It's French. 234 00:45:14,258 --> 00:45:17,133 My wife, she swears by it. Oh, I love my wife. 235 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:20,300 Oops, I gotta run. 236 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,675 But it's always great to see you. 237 00:46:05,383 --> 00:46:06,425 And we're ba... 238 00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:08,092 Which is the most valuable seafood? 239 00:46:08,175 --> 00:46:10,842 Are expensing stock options, most of the nation... 240 00:46:11,842 --> 00:46:13,508 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 241 00:46:13,842 --> 00:46:16,280 Know what you'll be toting around for the rest of your days? Regr... 242 00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:17,675 The field, kids on the f... 243 00:46:51,508 --> 00:46:53,883 The antelope and the deer moving about. 244 00:46:54,967 --> 00:46:56,383 A hunt through the T... 245 00:46:59,467 --> 00:47:01,800 Only at the Worldwide Shopping channel 246 00:47:01,967 --> 00:47:04,550 we have a beautiful, beautiful 247 00:47:04,592 --> 00:47:07,050 straight outta Africa... 248 00:47:08,217 --> 00:47:14,133 $8.99, 99 in less than a minute we have it here today 249 00:47:15,258 --> 00:47:18,300 99, 99. I can't believe this price... 250 00:47:48,550 --> 00:47:50,300 98, with remote. 251 00:47:50,633 --> 00:47:53,133 I cannot believe the incredible price. 252 00:47:53,258 --> 00:47:55,508 For $49.98, shoppers. 253 00:47:56,092 --> 00:47:58,508 Look at the quality of this thing. This thing is sturdy. 254 00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,883 Beautiful. 255 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:02,342 Listen to your music at home, shoppers. 256 00:48:02,425 --> 00:48:04,758 $49.98, I'll take one myself. 257 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,883 Put it right there, 258 00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:07,800 hold that one for me, that one's mine. 259 00:48:07,842 --> 00:48:09,092 How can you ever... 260 00:49:39,008 --> 00:49:42,592 God damn it, lady, come on! I haven't slept in three nights! 261 00:49:43,342 --> 00:49:45,467 Open up! God damn it! 262 00:49:45,925 --> 00:49:46,925 Are you gonna open... 263 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:51,800 Sorry. 264 00:49:52,675 --> 00:49:53,967 I thought that Ms. Sparkle... 265 00:49:54,133 --> 00:49:56,467 She moved out. I'm the new tenant. 266 00:49:57,842 --> 00:49:58,842 Sue. 267 00:50:00,467 --> 00:50:01,675 Oler... 268 00:50:01,758 --> 00:50:02,842 Oler... 269 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:04,633 Oliker. 270 00:50:04,675 --> 00:50:06,925 You wanted to complain about something... 271 00:50:07,967 --> 00:50:09,008 Oliver? 272 00:50:09,883 --> 00:50:11,008 What? 273 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:12,258 No. 274 00:50:13,008 --> 00:50:14,175 No, no, no... 275 00:50:14,758 --> 00:50:17,967 I think it's awesome when there's stuff going on in the building. 276 00:50:18,008 --> 00:50:19,758 You know what I mean? 277 00:50:22,592 --> 00:50:24,050 I'm actually... 278 00:50:24,467 --> 00:50:25,717 quite handy. 279 00:50:25,883 --> 00:50:27,175 If you ever need... 280 00:50:28,425 --> 00:50:31,133 need me to be of aid in any way. 281 00:50:31,425 --> 00:50:33,508 I got a sack of tools, and... 282 00:50:34,592 --> 00:50:36,300 I got a big hammer. 283 00:50:38,717 --> 00:50:40,217 You know what I mean. 284 00:50:42,008 --> 00:50:44,508 Anyways, I live right here. 285 00:50:44,675 --> 00:50:46,342 So you know where to find me. 286 00:50:46,508 --> 00:50:47,758 Anytime. 287 00:50:48,383 --> 00:50:49,675 Day or night. 288 00:50:50,092 --> 00:50:51,133 Later. 289 00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:47,550 Hi everybody. 290 00:52:47,717 --> 00:52:49,092 I'm Sue. 291 00:52:49,258 --> 00:52:50,342 And it's time 292 00:52:50,508 --> 00:52:51,508 to pump it up! 293 00:52:51,758 --> 00:52:53,383 Are you ready? Let's go. 294 00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:25,133 Thank you so much, everybody. 295 00:54:25,592 --> 00:54:26,633 I'll see you next week. 296 00:54:30,467 --> 00:54:32,217 And in the meantime... 297 00:54:33,175 --> 00:54:35,050 take care of yourself. 298 00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:42,383 Where is she? 299 00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:45,550 There she is! 300 00:54:46,967 --> 00:54:48,925 Wonderful, wonderful. 301 00:54:49,425 --> 00:54:51,675 That's what I'm talking about! 302 00:56:07,550 --> 00:56:10,842 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 303 00:56:16,967 --> 00:56:18,508 Don't eat too fast. 304 00:56:35,258 --> 00:56:36,633 Let's go! 305 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,300 Are you alright? 306 00:58:36,592 --> 00:58:38,217 Yes, I'll be right back. 307 00:59:14,675 --> 00:59:15,675 Are you alright? 308 01:00:01,717 --> 01:00:03,008 What did you do? 309 01:00:03,092 --> 01:00:05,467 You seem even more beautiful than before. 310 01:02:39,675 --> 01:02:40,758 Yes? 311 01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:42,425 Yes, hi. 312 01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:45,258 This is Elisabeth Sparkle. 313 01:02:50,925 --> 01:02:52,592 I'm 503. 314 01:02:53,342 --> 01:02:54,425 Yes. 315 01:02:55,342 --> 01:02:56,383 Yes, hi. 316 01:02:57,592 --> 01:02:59,258 There's been a slight 317 01:02:59,425 --> 01:03:01,300 misuse of the Substance. 318 01:03:02,050 --> 01:03:06,425 A few extra hours were accidentally 319 01:03:06,883 --> 01:03:07,967 used. 320 01:03:08,258 --> 01:03:09,633 Causing... 321 01:03:11,133 --> 01:03:12,633 an alteration. 322 01:03:13,758 --> 01:03:16,217 So I'm just looking for the procedure to reverse it. 323 01:03:16,383 --> 01:03:20,300 What has been used on one side is lost on the other side. 324 01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:22,342 There's no going back. 325 01:03:28,008 --> 01:03:29,050 No... 326 01:03:29,883 --> 01:03:31,842 I don't know what she was thinking. 327 01:03:32,092 --> 01:03:34,342 And obviously she was drunk. 328 01:03:34,592 --> 01:03:37,092 Remember, there is no she and you. 329 01:03:37,258 --> 01:03:38,592 You are one. 330 01:03:38,758 --> 01:03:39,925 Respect the balance. 331 01:03:40,092 --> 01:03:42,592 And you won't have any more inconveniences. 332 01:05:20,758 --> 01:05:22,008 Sue! 333 01:05:22,633 --> 01:05:23,717 Sue? 334 01:05:24,467 --> 01:05:26,342 I just saw you on TV. 335 01:05:26,675 --> 01:05:28,425 Holy moly! 336 01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:31,717 Makes me wanna join your class. 337 01:05:32,092 --> 01:05:34,092 You don't give private lessons, do you? 338 01:05:36,508 --> 01:05:37,550 Hey... 339 01:05:38,758 --> 01:05:41,383 What about a drink at my place tonight? 340 01:05:43,508 --> 01:05:45,300 Come on, don't be shy. 341 01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:48,258 I see you standing behind the door there, gorgeous. 342 01:05:51,550 --> 01:05:52,633 Alright. 343 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,133 Take your time. 344 01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:55,633 But it's a date. 345 01:05:56,550 --> 01:05:57,967 You know, pump it up 346 01:05:58,175 --> 01:06:00,133 You've got to pump it up 347 01:06:00,467 --> 01:06:02,133 You know, pump it up 348 01:06:02,467 --> 01:06:04,342 You've got to pump it up 349 01:07:28,467 --> 01:07:29,633 What can I get you? 350 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,050 Mocha latte. 351 01:07:43,550 --> 01:07:45,967 It's long, isn't it? 352 01:07:47,717 --> 01:07:49,008 Excuse me? 353 01:07:52,758 --> 01:07:54,717 Seven days. 354 01:08:24,508 --> 01:08:26,758 Did you follow me here? 355 01:08:27,758 --> 01:08:29,300 I was just curious 356 01:08:29,675 --> 01:08:31,925 to find out how things were going for you. 357 01:08:33,217 --> 01:08:35,925 Each time, you feel a little more... 358 01:08:36,550 --> 01:08:37,592 lonely. 359 01:08:38,592 --> 01:08:39,633 Don't you think? 360 01:08:41,217 --> 01:08:43,300 I don't know what you're talking about. 361 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,217 I'm fine. 362 01:08:47,383 --> 01:08:48,967 Everything's fine. 363 01:08:49,175 --> 01:08:51,092 It gets harder each time 364 01:08:51,842 --> 01:08:53,508 to remember that you 365 01:08:54,008 --> 01:08:55,258 still deserve 366 01:08:55,508 --> 01:08:56,967 to exist! 367 01:08:59,550 --> 01:09:01,633 That this part of yourself 368 01:09:02,008 --> 01:09:04,258 is still worth something, 369 01:09:04,383 --> 01:09:05,925 that you 370 01:09:06,550 --> 01:09:08,758 still matter! 371 01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:15,383 Has she started yet? 372 01:09:16,717 --> 01:09:19,425 Eating away at you? 373 01:09:36,592 --> 01:09:37,633 Fuck! 374 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,050 Watch out! 375 01:09:47,633 --> 01:09:48,675 What? 376 01:09:59,342 --> 01:10:00,383 Hey! 377 01:10:00,550 --> 01:10:01,550 Move! 378 01:10:32,383 --> 01:10:35,758 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 379 01:10:45,467 --> 01:10:46,592 Hello? 380 01:10:46,633 --> 01:10:48,342 Hi, Fred. 381 01:10:48,508 --> 01:10:49,758 It's Lizzie. 382 01:10:52,925 --> 01:10:54,008 Hello? 383 01:10:54,508 --> 01:10:56,383 Sorry, I'm in shock. 384 01:10:59,883 --> 01:11:02,633 I thought I'd never hear from you again after... 385 01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,175 Oh gosh, no, not at all. 386 01:11:04,342 --> 01:11:05,800 I've just, I've just... 387 01:11:05,967 --> 01:11:08,008 I've just been really busy lately. 388 01:11:08,342 --> 01:11:09,508 So listen, 389 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,092 I was thinking that... 390 01:11:13,883 --> 01:11:17,300 maybe we could get together and grab a drink? 391 01:11:22,633 --> 01:11:23,925 Are you still there? 392 01:11:24,467 --> 01:11:27,258 Sorry, I'm in shock again. 393 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:32,550 I could book Luigi's at 8? 394 01:11:33,217 --> 01:11:35,383 Eight at Luigi's it is. 395 01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:36,967 I... 396 01:11:37,258 --> 01:11:39,258 I will see you tonight. 397 01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:43,175 - Bye. - Okay. Bye. 398 01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:39,050 And we're back! And welcome back to... 399 01:16:39,342 --> 01:16:41,217 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 400 01:16:47,050 --> 01:16:48,467 Hi everybody! 401 01:16:49,550 --> 01:16:51,967 Okay, here we go everyone, clear the set, please. 402 01:16:52,133 --> 01:16:53,800 First positions, thank you. 403 01:16:53,842 --> 01:16:55,133 Roll cameras. 404 01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:56,425 And in... 405 01:16:56,592 --> 01:16:57,800 Three, two... 406 01:16:58,508 --> 01:16:59,508 one... 407 01:17:02,175 --> 01:17:04,508 And squat, squat, squat. 408 01:17:06,092 --> 01:17:07,508 Circle those hips. 409 01:17:08,092 --> 01:17:09,300 Circle those hips. 410 01:17:09,842 --> 01:17:12,217 Contract, contract, contract. 411 01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:15,342 Contract, contract, contract. 412 01:17:15,508 --> 01:17:17,300 Head between your legs! 413 01:17:23,342 --> 01:17:24,467 Cut! 414 01:17:28,217 --> 01:17:29,467 I'm sorry, I thought I... 415 01:17:30,842 --> 01:17:32,717 I thought I... 416 01:17:33,633 --> 01:17:35,300 I just got distracted. 417 01:17:35,883 --> 01:17:37,563 Not a problem, let's get right back to it. 418 01:17:38,050 --> 01:17:39,300 Back to one, please. 419 01:17:42,217 --> 01:17:43,842 Sorry, it's the control room now. 420 01:17:43,967 --> 01:17:46,300 The director said he saw something bizarre on the monitor. 421 01:17:46,467 --> 01:17:48,092 Bring up the replay on camera 2. 422 01:17:48,258 --> 01:17:49,383 Camera 2! 423 01:18:00,383 --> 01:18:01,467 Forward. 424 01:18:07,467 --> 01:18:08,592 Can I have my dressing gown? 425 01:18:08,925 --> 01:18:11,445 - Sorry, it's in your dressing room. - Well then, go and get it! 426 01:18:12,008 --> 01:18:13,508 Let's just take this frame by frame. 427 01:18:28,008 --> 01:18:29,050 I need five minutes. 428 01:20:28,133 --> 01:20:30,258 - Yes? - This balance is not working! 429 01:20:30,550 --> 01:20:32,675 I barely have any time to enjoy myself. 430 01:20:32,758 --> 01:20:35,633 While she wastes seven days, 431 01:20:35,675 --> 01:20:37,467 stuffing her face in front of the TV! 432 01:20:37,508 --> 01:20:39,550 Remember, there is no she and you. 433 01:20:39,675 --> 01:20:40,717 You are... 434 01:20:42,550 --> 01:20:45,008 Hello everybody... 435 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,300 What's happening? Where is everybody? 436 01:20:51,425 --> 01:20:52,967 The taping's been cancelled. 437 01:20:54,008 --> 01:20:55,008 What? Why? 438 01:20:55,175 --> 01:20:56,175 Sue. 439 01:20:56,633 --> 01:20:58,883 Harvey wants to see you in his office immediately. 440 01:20:59,717 --> 01:21:00,758 Okay. 441 01:21:01,008 --> 01:21:02,050 I'll go change... 442 01:21:02,133 --> 01:21:03,675 No, he said now. 443 01:21:21,133 --> 01:21:22,925 I'll get right to the point. 444 01:21:23,925 --> 01:21:26,050 We can't keep you on the morning show. 445 01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:29,508 But why? I just started. 446 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:32,508 Ratings are through the roof. 447 01:21:33,342 --> 01:21:35,467 We started at 42. 448 01:21:35,967 --> 01:21:37,300 Now we're up to, like... 449 01:21:38,217 --> 01:21:39,300 216. 450 01:21:39,467 --> 01:21:41,758 It's phenomenal! 451 01:21:43,008 --> 01:21:44,383 People love you! 452 01:21:44,925 --> 01:21:46,592 They adore you! 453 01:21:46,717 --> 01:21:48,342 They want more and more 454 01:21:48,508 --> 01:21:49,800 and more of you. 455 01:21:49,967 --> 01:21:51,717 That is why we have decided 456 01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:54,633 that we want you to host 457 01:21:55,592 --> 01:21:57,592 the New Year's Eve show. 458 01:21:58,217 --> 01:21:59,592 You mean the... 459 01:21:59,633 --> 01:22:02,717 The network's biggest show. 50 million viewers. 460 01:22:02,883 --> 01:22:04,050 Live. 461 01:22:04,217 --> 01:22:06,383 You can't go higher than that! 462 01:22:08,633 --> 01:22:09,717 Now, it's gonna be intense. 463 01:22:10,008 --> 01:22:12,550 We only have a few months to pull it off, so... 464 01:22:12,925 --> 01:22:14,842 Are you in? 465 01:22:25,883 --> 01:22:27,883 If you don't open the door when opportunity knocks 466 01:22:27,925 --> 01:22:29,300 you won't get another chance. 467 01:22:30,925 --> 01:22:32,675 You of all people know this. 468 01:22:45,467 --> 01:22:47,467 Just one more day, and then I have a whole week off 469 01:22:47,550 --> 01:22:48,883 we can switch. 470 01:23:06,633 --> 01:23:08,092 We're doing the cover of Vogue! 471 01:23:09,633 --> 01:23:10,883 Just one more day, okay? 472 01:23:47,383 --> 01:23:49,550 No... 473 01:24:19,050 --> 01:24:20,050 Yes? 474 01:24:20,175 --> 01:24:22,133 She didn't respect the balance! 475 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:25,425 She's stealing more and more time from me. 476 01:24:25,592 --> 01:24:29,342 Completely without consideration to the consequences. 477 01:24:29,508 --> 01:24:31,092 She's a selfish bitch! 478 01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:32,175 Would you like to stop? 479 01:24:35,217 --> 01:24:36,300 Stop? 480 01:24:36,425 --> 01:24:37,758 You are the matrix. 481 01:24:38,092 --> 01:24:41,342 If you are not satisfied, you can put an end to the experience 482 01:24:41,508 --> 01:24:44,383 and go back to being just you, on your own. 483 01:24:44,550 --> 01:24:45,592 Would you like to stop? 484 01:24:48,717 --> 01:24:51,175 Will it go back to the way it was before? 485 01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,508 What has been transferred won't come back. 486 01:24:53,675 --> 01:24:56,008 But you can stop the experience as of now. 487 01:24:56,175 --> 01:24:57,508 Would you like to stop? 488 01:24:57,675 --> 01:25:00,425 To go back to being just you, on your own? 489 01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:04,383 No. 490 01:25:06,967 --> 01:25:08,133 No, no, no... 491 01:25:08,425 --> 01:25:09,800 I can't stop. 492 01:25:10,967 --> 01:25:11,967 She... 493 01:25:14,050 --> 01:25:15,050 I... 494 01:25:20,675 --> 01:25:22,758 The balance just needs to be respected. 495 01:25:22,925 --> 01:25:24,258 So respect it. 496 01:25:27,258 --> 01:25:28,550 Just stop it. Stop it. 497 01:25:28,883 --> 01:25:30,675 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 498 01:25:39,675 --> 01:25:42,175 Bob, you are the winner! 499 01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:45,133 So Bob, congratulations, you've won $25,000. 500 01:25:45,508 --> 01:25:48,550 Now you have one final chance to answer a single question 501 01:25:48,883 --> 01:25:53,133 in our big question round and play for $250,000! 502 01:25:56,633 --> 01:25:58,383 Now, you'll have just 45 seconds... 503 01:26:57,758 --> 01:27:00,050 Just a little something to keep you busy. 504 01:27:12,842 --> 01:27:14,258 Fuck... 505 01:27:40,758 --> 01:27:43,133 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here. 506 01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:44,800 The superstar 507 01:27:44,967 --> 01:27:47,133 of the moment, Sue! 508 01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:49,217 Are you ready? Let's welcome her! 509 01:27:49,383 --> 01:27:50,550 Sue! 510 01:27:52,342 --> 01:27:57,300 You popped up out of nowhere on our screens like a tornado! 511 01:27:57,467 --> 01:27:59,175 I don't think anybody 512 01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:00,925 was really prepared for this whirlwind. 513 01:28:08,258 --> 01:28:11,508 It all started with the morning show. 514 01:28:11,550 --> 01:28:12,925 And rumor has it, 515 01:28:13,092 --> 01:28:16,508 that you are up for Tom Grant's next movie. 516 01:28:18,425 --> 01:28:19,550 Ah, wait... 517 01:28:19,758 --> 01:28:20,842 just a moment. 518 01:28:21,008 --> 01:28:23,175 I'm being told you are going to host 519 01:28:23,342 --> 01:28:25,967 the New Year's Eve show, can you confirm this? 520 01:28:26,550 --> 01:28:27,550 Yes, that's right. 521 01:28:27,842 --> 01:28:29,175 Yes, that's right. 522 01:28:31,883 --> 01:28:34,758 Oh my God! That is huge news! 523 01:28:37,633 --> 01:28:39,133 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 524 01:28:39,300 --> 01:28:41,758 Where are you from, how did you get discovered? 525 01:28:41,883 --> 01:28:45,175 I want, we want to know everything. 526 01:28:48,008 --> 01:28:49,383 Well, I mean... 527 01:28:49,967 --> 01:28:52,300 there's really not very much to tell. 528 01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:54,133 I'm just a girl 529 01:28:54,175 --> 01:28:57,883 from a very small town in Indiana. 530 01:28:58,092 --> 01:28:59,842 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 531 01:29:00,092 --> 01:29:02,050 In fact, it's not even a town. 532 01:29:02,092 --> 01:29:05,175 I'm not sure you could really even call it a village. It's... 533 01:29:06,050 --> 01:29:07,925 a farm, perhaps? 534 01:29:14,675 --> 01:29:16,300 But, ever since I can remember, 535 01:29:16,467 --> 01:29:18,175 it has always been my dream 536 01:29:18,342 --> 01:29:19,550 to be on the screen. 537 01:29:20,133 --> 01:29:22,258 This is my dream. 538 01:29:22,425 --> 01:29:24,342 As a child I used to put on shows for my family. 539 01:29:25,300 --> 01:29:26,633 Your family. 540 01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:27,883 How sweet. 541 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:31,842 So... 542 01:29:32,133 --> 01:29:34,383 everyone is aware 543 01:29:34,550 --> 01:29:36,008 that you replaced 544 01:29:36,383 --> 01:29:37,717 Elisabeth Sparkle. 545 01:29:38,883 --> 01:29:42,008 And no doubt about it, you stepped in, 546 01:29:42,050 --> 01:29:43,675 you turned up the volume, 547 01:29:43,717 --> 01:29:45,883 and you rocked their world. 548 01:29:46,175 --> 01:29:47,800 Were you a fan of her show? 549 01:29:54,258 --> 01:29:55,425 Well... 550 01:29:56,675 --> 01:29:58,383 Well, I can't... 551 01:29:58,758 --> 01:30:01,425 I can't really say that I actually watched 552 01:30:01,592 --> 01:30:02,592 her show. 553 01:30:03,217 --> 01:30:06,758 You do know that we're not exactly from the same generation. 554 01:30:07,758 --> 01:30:09,300 And you have to admit 555 01:30:09,467 --> 01:30:10,800 it was a bit old-fashioned. 556 01:30:13,842 --> 01:30:15,258 Jurassic Fitness, really. 557 01:30:16,175 --> 01:30:17,633 Jurassic Fitness? 558 01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:18,967 It needed a change. 559 01:30:21,258 --> 01:30:22,633 I'll fucking show you. 560 01:30:23,925 --> 01:30:25,883 You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? 561 01:30:29,175 --> 01:30:30,300 You want it? 562 01:30:31,217 --> 01:30:32,217 Come on, 563 01:30:32,342 --> 01:30:34,800 come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness! 564 01:30:43,592 --> 01:30:45,758 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 565 01:30:47,967 --> 01:30:49,800 So every morning, 566 01:30:50,342 --> 01:30:51,342 rain or shine, 567 01:30:52,592 --> 01:30:54,550 Sparkle Your Life was on TV. 568 01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:56,800 So, in a way, I grew up with her. 569 01:30:57,092 --> 01:30:58,675 Whether I liked it or not. 570 01:30:59,883 --> 01:31:02,592 I guess that's why you can say we have some sort of connection. 571 01:31:02,842 --> 01:31:04,467 Some sort of connection. 572 01:31:04,633 --> 01:31:05,842 You wouldn't exist 573 01:31:06,092 --> 01:31:07,175 without me. 574 01:31:18,592 --> 01:31:20,467 It is time, ladies and gentlemen, 575 01:31:20,508 --> 01:31:22,883 for our final question. 576 01:31:23,050 --> 01:31:24,842 The question that we ask 577 01:31:24,883 --> 01:31:29,008 each and every one of our guests. 578 01:31:29,633 --> 01:31:32,967 Would you share one of your little 579 01:31:33,008 --> 01:31:34,342 beauty secrets with us? 580 01:31:36,133 --> 01:31:37,842 Just one little trick of yours 581 01:31:38,008 --> 01:31:41,425 that helps you look so incredibly stunning, I mean, look at you. 582 01:31:41,467 --> 01:31:43,175 - I don't know... - Say it! 583 01:31:44,175 --> 01:31:45,550 Say it! 584 01:31:46,592 --> 01:31:48,133 - Let me think. - Say it. 585 01:31:48,258 --> 01:31:50,550 Tell them who your little beauty secret is. 586 01:31:50,717 --> 01:31:51,717 I guess... 587 01:31:51,758 --> 01:31:53,925 Why don't we just show them right here? 588 01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:55,592 Here's your little beauty secret. 589 01:31:55,717 --> 01:31:57,383 I guess I just try to be myself. 590 01:31:57,550 --> 01:31:58,550 To be sincere 591 01:31:58,717 --> 01:32:00,842 and grateful for all that I have. 592 01:32:01,592 --> 01:32:03,508 And to always remember to lead with my heart. 593 01:32:04,342 --> 01:32:06,383 America's sweetheart. 594 01:32:16,258 --> 01:32:17,883 I just... 595 01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:20,342 I try to be myself. 596 01:32:21,925 --> 01:32:23,092 Stop it! 597 01:32:24,175 --> 01:32:25,633 Stop it. 598 01:32:25,842 --> 01:32:27,550 You're taking it from me. 599 01:32:27,717 --> 01:32:29,883 That's your little secret. 600 01:32:30,050 --> 01:32:31,592 Stop it! 601 01:32:31,883 --> 01:32:34,592 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 602 01:32:46,050 --> 01:32:47,508 You have to... 603 01:32:47,675 --> 01:32:50,758 control yourself! 604 01:33:10,425 --> 01:33:12,258 I can't go back inside her. 605 01:33:20,383 --> 01:33:21,842 Gross, old, 606 01:33:21,967 --> 01:33:23,217 fat, 607 01:33:24,008 --> 01:33:25,050 disgusting! 608 01:34:45,592 --> 01:34:46,967 Coming to bed? 609 01:34:47,675 --> 01:34:48,675 Yes. 610 01:34:49,467 --> 01:34:50,758 I'll be right there. 611 01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:57,133 - Yes? - Hi! 612 01:35:57,175 --> 01:35:58,967 Hi, this is an emergency. 613 01:35:59,133 --> 01:36:01,050 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 614 01:36:03,175 --> 01:36:04,342 Hello? 615 01:36:05,592 --> 01:36:07,175 It's fucking 503. 616 01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:08,342 Yes. 617 01:36:09,300 --> 01:36:11,925 I'm telling you, this is urgent. There's no more stabilizer fluid. 618 01:36:12,092 --> 01:36:13,967 It means you've reached the end. 619 01:36:16,383 --> 01:36:17,550 What do you mean, the end? 620 01:36:17,842 --> 01:36:19,217 You've drained it all out. 621 01:36:19,383 --> 01:36:20,425 If you want more, 622 01:36:20,467 --> 01:36:22,342 you must let the fluid regenerate. 623 01:36:23,133 --> 01:36:24,508 Tell me how to do it, 624 01:36:24,550 --> 01:36:26,800 I need to stabilize myself right now. 625 01:36:27,175 --> 01:36:28,800 You simply have to switch. 626 01:36:31,508 --> 01:36:32,800 Excuse me? 627 01:36:32,842 --> 01:36:35,508 The switch reboots the fluid secretion process 628 01:36:35,675 --> 01:36:38,133 so you can continue to enjoy the experience. 629 01:36:38,175 --> 01:36:40,133 No, no, no. 630 01:36:40,425 --> 01:36:41,842 I can't switch, I can't. 631 01:36:42,383 --> 01:36:43,925 Especially not now. 632 01:36:44,050 --> 01:36:45,842 There is no other option. 633 01:37:12,467 --> 01:37:13,592 Sue? 634 01:37:25,842 --> 01:37:27,008 Babe? 635 01:37:30,092 --> 01:37:31,133 Sue? 636 01:37:31,675 --> 01:37:32,800 You alright? 637 01:37:38,675 --> 01:37:40,008 Stressed out about tomorrow? 638 01:38:00,467 --> 01:38:02,467 Sue? Is something wrong? 639 01:38:07,467 --> 01:38:09,842 You a little cranky because of your lady business? 640 01:38:14,592 --> 01:38:15,633 Sue, open the door. 641 01:38:16,883 --> 01:38:18,133 Come on, Sue. 642 01:38:18,717 --> 01:38:20,592 It's not funny, I need to take a piss. 643 01:38:21,842 --> 01:38:23,175 Sue, open the door. 644 01:38:24,092 --> 01:38:25,800 Open the door, Sue. Come on. 645 01:38:27,217 --> 01:38:28,467 Babe. 646 01:38:31,383 --> 01:38:32,675 Open the door. 647 01:38:44,550 --> 01:38:45,633 Sue... 648 01:38:53,300 --> 01:38:54,633 Open the door! 649 01:38:55,550 --> 01:38:56,842 Get out! 650 01:38:57,467 --> 01:38:58,800 What the fuck? 651 01:38:59,758 --> 01:39:01,633 Get the fuck out! 652 01:39:01,967 --> 01:39:04,092 Who's this? Who the fuck is this? 653 01:39:04,217 --> 01:39:05,508 And leave me alone! 654 01:39:14,425 --> 01:39:16,258 What the fuck! 655 01:40:09,550 --> 01:40:10,592 Yes? 656 01:40:11,342 --> 01:40:12,383 I... 657 01:40:13,383 --> 01:40:15,300 It's 503, 658 01:40:16,425 --> 01:40:18,092 and I want to stop. 659 01:40:18,258 --> 01:40:21,550 Are you sure? Once you stop, you can't go back. 660 01:40:21,717 --> 01:40:23,300 I wanna stop! 661 01:40:23,467 --> 01:40:25,675 I wanna fucking stop. 662 01:40:26,050 --> 01:40:27,883 I wanna stop! 663 01:40:28,425 --> 01:40:29,550 We'll deliver. 664 01:41:16,550 --> 01:41:17,592 Sue? I... 665 01:41:17,675 --> 01:41:18,800 Fuck off! 666 01:42:39,300 --> 01:42:40,383 Are you sure? 667 01:42:42,842 --> 01:42:45,300 Once you stop, you can't go back. 668 01:42:45,633 --> 01:42:48,258 You will simply remain on your own. 669 01:42:48,967 --> 01:42:51,300 Just on your own. 670 01:42:53,050 --> 01:42:55,217 Just on your own. 671 01:42:55,258 --> 01:42:56,425 On your own... 672 01:42:56,467 --> 01:42:57,467 Shut the fuck up! 673 01:42:57,717 --> 01:42:59,092 On your... 674 01:43:47,592 --> 01:43:48,925 Elisabeth! 675 01:43:48,967 --> 01:43:50,133 We love you! 676 01:43:52,550 --> 01:43:53,967 Over here! 677 01:43:54,008 --> 01:43:55,675 We love you! 678 01:44:00,425 --> 01:44:01,717 I can't. 679 01:44:03,092 --> 01:44:04,133 I can't. 680 01:44:04,675 --> 01:44:06,467 I can't do this. 681 01:44:09,467 --> 01:44:10,967 I need you. 682 01:44:11,549 --> 01:44:12,717 Cause... 683 01:44:12,883 --> 01:44:14,717 I hate myself. 684 01:44:17,550 --> 01:44:19,342 You gotta... 685 01:44:19,592 --> 01:44:20,967 You gotta get ready, 686 01:44:21,133 --> 01:44:22,633 it's our big, it's our big night. 687 01:44:24,592 --> 01:44:27,008 Come on, they're gonna love you so much. 688 01:44:28,217 --> 01:44:29,258 Come on. 689 01:44:30,467 --> 01:44:31,467 Come on. 690 01:44:31,592 --> 01:44:32,758 One, two... 691 01:44:33,258 --> 01:44:34,530 you're the only lovable part of me, 692 01:44:34,550 --> 01:44:36,258 you have to come back. 693 01:44:36,425 --> 01:44:37,508 You have to come back! 694 01:44:37,842 --> 01:44:38,883 Come back... 695 01:45:02,592 --> 01:45:03,592 Come on. 696 01:45:05,383 --> 01:45:06,425 Come on. 697 01:45:12,967 --> 01:45:13,967 Come on! 698 01:51:16,675 --> 01:51:18,633 Got an hour and a half for makeup. Hair... 699 01:51:18,758 --> 01:51:20,572 And then we gotta get you to the fitting room, into your dress. 700 01:51:20,592 --> 01:51:23,342 After that we have one final test on stage for lighting and sound. 701 01:51:23,383 --> 01:51:24,863 We have a bit of downtime before the show starts. 702 01:51:24,883 --> 01:51:26,092 You got it? 703 01:51:26,258 --> 01:51:27,300 Okay, let's go. 704 01:51:27,425 --> 01:51:28,425 Come on. 705 01:51:35,217 --> 01:51:36,258 The dress. 706 01:51:36,883 --> 01:51:38,258 Wonderful! 707 01:51:38,758 --> 01:51:39,800 Perfect! 708 01:51:47,758 --> 01:51:49,258 And here you go... 709 01:51:57,008 --> 01:51:58,008 Good. 710 01:51:58,508 --> 01:51:59,633 Can we get the dance light? 711 01:52:04,800 --> 01:52:06,633 I'm gonna be right back, sorry. 712 01:53:32,717 --> 01:53:35,717 Sue. They need to see you on stage to set the lights. 713 01:53:59,717 --> 01:54:01,217 Have you ever dreamt 714 01:54:02,300 --> 01:54:04,675 of a better version of yourself? 715 01:54:05,758 --> 01:54:06,967 More beautiful, 716 01:54:07,425 --> 01:54:08,842 more perfect... 717 01:54:09,008 --> 01:54:10,008 Sue? 718 01:54:11,842 --> 01:54:13,425 Yes, let me meet you there. 719 01:54:13,592 --> 01:54:15,467 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 720 01:54:32,217 --> 01:54:33,258 Sue. 721 01:54:36,633 --> 01:54:39,050 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 722 01:54:39,133 --> 01:54:42,342 They have been dying to meet you. 723 01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:47,175 Is everything... 724 01:54:48,425 --> 01:54:49,758 okay? 725 01:54:54,467 --> 01:54:55,717 So, smile! 726 01:55:03,675 --> 01:55:05,842 It's what we want tonight! 727 01:55:06,800 --> 01:55:10,383 Pretty girls should always smile. 728 01:55:12,425 --> 01:55:13,467 Girls, come on. 729 01:55:13,675 --> 01:55:15,050 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 730 01:55:17,092 --> 01:55:18,342 Come on, we gotta go. 731 01:55:20,842 --> 01:55:22,925 Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley. 732 01:55:23,092 --> 01:55:24,342 Go, go, go! 733 01:55:24,508 --> 01:55:26,800 Feathers! Feathers! Feathers! 734 01:56:18,633 --> 01:56:20,050 Hey, ready for tonight? 735 01:57:09,883 --> 01:57:11,675 I need a better version of myself. 736 01:57:11,842 --> 01:57:14,592 Please give me a better version of myself, please. 737 01:57:20,467 --> 01:57:21,967 Please! 738 01:57:23,675 --> 01:57:25,425 Come on! 739 01:59:19,633 --> 01:59:23,633 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 740 01:59:25,467 --> 01:59:26,632 Please say your name, 741 01:59:26,800 --> 01:59:28,300 age, measurements. 742 01:59:31,633 --> 01:59:32,925 I'm... 743 01:59:39,092 --> 01:59:40,467 I'm... 744 02:02:25,133 --> 02:02:26,217 Pretty girls 745 02:02:26,300 --> 02:02:28,925 should always smile. 746 02:03:03,758 --> 02:03:07,008 At last, we were starting to worry. Hurry up, you're up in five. 747 02:03:25,717 --> 02:03:28,008 There she is, so beautiful. 748 02:03:29,092 --> 02:03:30,425 We love you! 749 02:03:32,092 --> 02:03:33,633 This is where you belong, 750 02:03:33,675 --> 02:03:35,217 and you'll always belong here. 751 02:03:35,382 --> 02:03:36,675 We can't do it without you. 752 02:03:36,842 --> 02:03:38,258 We could never do it without you. 753 02:03:39,175 --> 02:03:40,842 You're irreplaceable. 754 02:04:09,092 --> 02:04:11,175 Girls, come on, let's go. What are we waiting for? 755 02:04:11,342 --> 02:04:12,462 Alright, come on, everybody. 756 02:04:12,508 --> 02:04:13,717 Let's go, let's go. 757 02:04:17,467 --> 02:04:19,925 You will not be disappointed. 758 02:04:20,717 --> 02:04:22,633 She's my most beautiful creation. 759 02:04:22,800 --> 02:04:25,217 I have shaped her for success. 760 02:06:17,925 --> 02:06:20,300 I'm so happy 761 02:06:20,383 --> 02:06:23,050 to be with you tonight. 762 02:06:25,925 --> 02:06:29,092 I've missed you all 763 02:06:29,217 --> 02:06:31,717 so much! 764 02:07:32,092 --> 02:07:33,633 The monster! 765 02:07:41,842 --> 02:07:43,258 Shoot the monster! 766 02:07:44,717 --> 02:07:45,717 It's a freak! 767 02:07:46,008 --> 02:07:47,050 No! 768 02:07:47,175 --> 02:07:49,383 Shoot the monster! 769 02:07:51,342 --> 02:07:52,425 Monster! 770 02:08:04,133 --> 02:08:05,175 Freak! 771 02:08:07,467 --> 02:08:09,592 You freak! 772 02:08:12,467 --> 02:08:14,258 Monster! 773 02:08:17,550 --> 02:08:18,675 Freak! 774 02:08:20,258 --> 02:08:21,925 Monster! 775 02:08:25,342 --> 02:08:26,758 It's me! 776 02:08:28,675 --> 02:08:30,258 Just me. 777 02:09:35,592 --> 02:09:38,092 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face 778 02:09:38,133 --> 02:09:40,008 instead of that nose. 779 02:09:42,925 --> 02:09:43,925 Next! 780 02:09:50,007 --> 02:09:53,300 Pretty girls should always smile. 781 02:09:58,592 --> 02:10:01,092 At 50 it stops. 782 02:13:02,300 --> 02:13:03,592 So beautiful! 783 02:13:04,508 --> 02:13:05,717 We love you! 784 02:13:08,425 --> 02:13:10,384 You're irreplaceable!