1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,739 ELISABETH SPARKLE 3 00:02:49,957 --> 00:02:51,677 Elisabeth! 4 00:02:52,837 --> 00:02:53,204 We love you 5 00:02:54,127 --> 00:02:54,694 Please 6 00:02:55,053 --> 00:02:55,978 Sebelah sini 7 00:02:56,451 --> 00:02:57,131 We love you 8 00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:02,963 Marko! 9 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:05,223 Nice to meet you, grandma. 10 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:06,225 My favorite. 11 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:08,510 Want to get something to eat? 12 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:09,630 Yeah, get a pretzel or something. 13 00:03:15,169 --> 00:03:15,855 Remember her? 14 00:03:15,939 --> 00:03:17,128 She was in that movie... 15 00:03:17,581 --> 00:03:18,341 Forget. 16 00:03:24,457 --> 00:03:25,836 We're going to have to let her know we're going to be late. 17 00:03:25,836 --> 00:03:27,269 Yeah, that was too long. 18 00:03:27,784 --> 00:03:29,812 I let her know you're taking time. 19 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:32,970 Daddy, he owes me 20 bucks. 20 00:03:47,190 --> 00:03:48,643 He's floating! 21 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:50,951 He's got you in the road! 22 00:03:51,035 --> 00:03:51,918 Rubble! 23 00:03:54,687 --> 00:03:55,520 Shit! 24 00:04:26,285 --> 00:04:27,171 You got it! 25 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,348 Feel that power, lady! 26 00:04:29,453 --> 00:04:31,437 SPARKLE YOUR LIFE WITH ELISABETH 27 00:04:32,207 --> 00:04:33,086 And mark! 28 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:34,215 Get those knees up! 29 00:04:34,299 --> 00:04:35,180 You got it! 30 00:04:37,807 --> 00:04:39,014 Come on! 31 00:04:39,434 --> 00:04:40,287 Front! 32 00:04:40,798 --> 00:04:41,644 Kick! 33 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,389 Kick! 34 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,993 Oh yeah, you got it! 35 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,620 Square! 36 00:04:48,138 --> 00:04:49,980 Think about those bikini vibes. 37 00:04:50,064 --> 00:04:52,906 You want to... look like a giant jellyfish on the beach? 38 00:04:53,454 --> 00:04:54,322 Come on! 39 00:04:54,981 --> 00:04:55,815 Cross! 40 00:04:56,753 --> 00:04:57,600 Push! 41 00:04:58,573 --> 00:04:59,419 Kick! 42 00:04:59,419 --> 00:04:59,978 Come on! 43 00:05:00,062 --> 00:05:01,052 You got it! 44 00:05:01,598 --> 00:05:02,649 Hang in there, ladies! 45 00:05:02,649 --> 00:05:03,314 You got it! 46 00:05:05,799 --> 00:05:07,073 You got it! 47 00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:09,679 Whoo! 48 00:05:11,907 --> 00:05:13,760 Great work, all ladies! 49 00:05:14,941 --> 00:05:16,786 I hope I see you next week 50 00:05:16,877 --> 00:05:18,009 for Sparkle Your Life. 51 00:05:18,009 --> 00:05:19,232 We're gonna work on the lateral abs, 52 00:05:19,316 --> 00:05:21,848 you know, the most difficult part to sculpt. 53 00:05:21,968 --> 00:05:23,359 But in the meantime, 54 00:05:23,577 --> 00:05:25,049 take care of yourself. 55 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:31,563 We've worked on this is your one great 56 00:05:31,647 --> 00:05:32,950 great job, ladies! 57 00:05:33,034 --> 00:05:34,339 You got it! 58 00:05:54,797 --> 00:05:56,877 Happy birthday, thank you. 59 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:00,402 Happy birthday. 60 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:01,278 Oh, thank you. 61 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:03,053 Happy birthday. 62 00:06:03,137 --> 00:06:04,466 Thank you. 63 00:06:06,558 --> 00:06:09,132 RESTROOM OUT OF ORDER 64 00:06:09,215 --> 00:06:12,215 GET ACCESS TO OUR MOVIE DATABASE ALL COLLECTION CATEGORIZED, AKSES TERBATAS! 65 00:06:12,298 --> 00:06:15,298 IF YOU WANT GET IT WANHABIT.COM 66 00:06:24,787 --> 00:06:27,381 I don't care if every fucking young girl 67 00:06:27,465 --> 00:06:28,704 in this fucking town 68 00:06:28,818 --> 00:06:30,217 in the next few weeks. 69 00:06:30,886 --> 00:06:33,124 Look, I made it simple. 70 00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:35,462 We need her young. 71 00:06:35,546 --> 00:06:37,541 We need her hot. 72 00:06:37,826 --> 00:06:39,121 We need her now. 73 00:06:40,183 --> 00:06:42,063 How the old bitch has been able to stick 74 00:06:42,147 --> 00:06:43,303 around for this long. 75 00:06:43,387 --> 00:06:45,748 That's the fucking mystery to me. 76 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:49,263 Oh, Oscar winner, my ass. 77 00:06:49,678 --> 00:06:51,584 When was that back in the 30s? 78 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:53,938 For King Kong? 79 00:06:56,693 --> 00:06:59,046 No, I don't give a 80 00:06:59,130 --> 00:07:01,123 fuck what we promised her. 81 00:07:01,906 --> 00:07:03,533 This is network TV, 82 00:07:03,669 --> 00:07:04,975 not a fucking charity. 83 00:07:06,298 --> 00:07:08,260 Find me somebody new. 84 00:07:08,966 --> 00:07:09,801 Now. 85 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,533 Hey, did you know that a woman's 86 00:07:13,617 --> 00:07:14,786 fertility starts to 87 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:16,801 decrease by the age of 25? 88 00:07:17,112 --> 00:07:18,369 How old is Jennifer? 89 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:20,717 You better get busy. 90 00:07:55,664 --> 00:07:57,718 ELISABETH 91 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,111 It's like when you see 92 00:07:59,195 --> 00:08:00,889 someone fart on screen. 93 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:07,032 People just love that. 94 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,991 I mean, that's just the way it is. 95 00:08:11,217 --> 00:08:12,357 So you know what I mean? 96 00:08:12,513 --> 00:08:13,845 People are just people. 97 00:08:14,383 --> 00:08:18,053 And I have to give people what they want. 98 00:08:18,137 --> 00:08:19,970 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 99 00:08:20,219 --> 00:08:23,638 And people always ask for something new. 100 00:08:24,522 --> 00:08:27,468 Renewal is inevitable. 101 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:34,079 And at 50, well, it stops. 102 00:08:35,072 --> 00:08:36,322 What stops? 103 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:37,878 What? 104 00:08:38,712 --> 00:08:39,818 What stops? 105 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:44,575 Um, you know, the um... 106 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,807 The um... 107 00:08:49,893 --> 00:08:52,013 The um... 108 00:08:52,839 --> 00:08:53,873 Oh, George! 109 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,181 Oh, oh! 110 00:08:56,265 --> 00:08:57,184 I'm sorry, I gotta run. 111 00:08:57,268 --> 00:08:58,227 Harvey! 112 00:08:58,807 --> 00:09:01,796 George, those ratings are insane! 113 00:09:02,786 --> 00:09:04,277 You're a genius! 114 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,335 Oh, what a mess. You're a genius. 115 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:08,779 That's why you'd be drinking. 116 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:10,291 Oh, that's hilarious. 117 00:09:38,956 --> 00:09:41,016 WITH TOOTH BRIGHT YOU GOT IT 118 00:09:59,663 --> 00:10:01,574 Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle, 119 00:10:01,658 --> 00:10:02,200 because we have 120 00:10:02,283 --> 00:10:03,616 X-rayed you from head to toe, 121 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:04,408 and you don't have so 122 00:10:04,491 --> 00:10:05,408 much as a crap molar. 123 00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:08,158 So, you are good to go. 124 00:10:09,265 --> 00:10:11,741 Uh, vaccination, okay? 125 00:10:11,825 --> 00:10:13,711 Not going on a vacation. 126 00:10:14,892 --> 00:10:15,666 By the way, I just want to 127 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:18,936 say, my wife is a huge fan. 128 00:10:21,002 --> 00:10:23,983 Um, blood type... 129 00:10:24,325 --> 00:10:25,963 Oh, hey, it's your birthday. 130 00:10:26,366 --> 00:10:27,140 Happy birthday. 131 00:10:37,101 --> 00:10:39,381 Oh, uh, that's an emergency, I'm sorry. 132 00:10:39,465 --> 00:10:41,447 I, uh, had to have a... 133 00:10:42,949 --> 00:10:43,455 Bye. 134 00:10:51,323 --> 00:10:52,351 One moment. 135 00:10:53,741 --> 00:10:55,616 It's just one last exam to perform. 136 00:10:55,819 --> 00:10:57,966 I thought he said I was good to go. 137 00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:20,441 Is there a problem? 138 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:21,743 No, it's perfect. 139 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:23,464 You're a good candidate. 140 00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,015 I mean, are you good to go? 141 00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:31,723 I wish you the best. 142 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:01,671 THE SUBSTANCE 143 00:12:04,259 --> 00:12:05,932 909-555-0199 144 00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:09,566 IT CHANGED MY LIFE 145 00:12:09,650 --> 00:12:10,333 Lizzie? 146 00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:13,369 Lizzie Sparkle? 147 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:15,547 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 148 00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:18,885 Fred! 149 00:12:20,263 --> 00:12:22,436 Fred, from 10th grade homeroom! 150 00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:27,852 Oh, Fred, of course. 151 00:12:27,936 --> 00:12:29,292 You haven't changed a bit. 152 00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:32,520 You're still the most beautiful girl in 153 00:12:32,604 --> 00:12:33,650 the whole wide world. 154 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:35,670 You know, I followed your career. 155 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:36,569 What a success. 156 00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:39,433 I mean, wow, wow, wow. 157 00:12:39,986 --> 00:12:40,820 Wow. 158 00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:43,456 Hey, why don't we go out 159 00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:44,779 maybe for a drink sometime. 160 00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:45,779 Now that we're, you know 161 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:46,925 Reconnected? 162 00:12:47,009 --> 00:12:47,838 Um... 163 00:12:48,696 --> 00:12:50,566 Oh, of course, I'm stupid. 164 00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:51,333 You're super busy. 165 00:12:51,382 --> 00:12:51,905 But you know what? 166 00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:54,322 Why don't you give me your card? 167 00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:55,780 I mean, you never help. 168 00:12:56,239 --> 00:12:57,489 Um, sure, what I... 169 00:12:58,614 --> 00:12:59,072 This will do. 170 00:12:59,489 --> 00:12:59,697 Oh. 171 00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:01,632 Don't look at my cholesterol levels. 172 00:13:01,716 --> 00:13:02,571 They're a disaster. 173 00:13:05,908 --> 00:13:07,061 Oh, God. 174 00:13:07,196 --> 00:13:07,571 What is that? 175 00:13:11,195 --> 00:13:11,320 There. 176 00:13:13,612 --> 00:13:15,278 Now you've got it. 177 00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:35,169 THANK YOU FOR ALL THESE YEARS WITH US. YOU WERE AMAZING! 178 00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:52,716 WERE 179 00:13:57,013 --> 00:13:58,331 THE SUBSTANCE 180 00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:10,063 Have you ever dreamt of a 181 00:14:10,146 --> 00:14:11,605 better version of yourself? 182 00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:15,685 Younger. 183 00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:17,380 More beautiful. 184 00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:19,390 More perfect. 185 00:14:20,591 --> 00:14:24,172 One single injection unlocks your DNA, 186 00:14:24,636 --> 00:14:26,183 starting a new cellular 187 00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:27,561 division that will release 188 00:14:27,644 --> 00:14:29,811 another version of yourself. 189 00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:31,987 This is... 190 00:14:32,953 --> 00:14:34,309 THE SUBSTANCE. 191 00:14:34,923 --> 00:14:36,669 You are the matrix. 192 00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:38,901 Everything comes from you. 193 00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:41,768 And everything is you. 194 00:14:42,026 --> 00:14:43,567 This is simply a 195 00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:45,208 better version of yourself. 196 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,942 You just have to share. 197 00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:49,437 One week for one 198 00:14:49,697 --> 00:14:51,335 and one week for the other. 199 00:14:51,465 --> 00:14:54,496 A perfect balance of seven days each. 200 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,892 The one and only thing not to forget. 201 00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:58,038 YOU 202 00:14:58,122 --> 00:14:58,957 ARE 203 00:14:59,041 --> 00:14:59,840 ONE 204 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,285 YOU ARE ONE 205 00:15:00,369 --> 00:15:01,902 You can't escape from yourself. 206 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,551 THE SUBSTANCE 207 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:14,413 THE SUBSTANCE 208 00:17:25,693 --> 00:17:26,555 Yes. 209 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:27,886 Hello. 210 00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:32,836 I'd like to order. 211 00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:36,138 Address. 212 00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:40,479 1057 Beverly Canyon. 213 00:17:42,443 --> 00:17:43,407 Write this down. 214 00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:45,584 35 North Byron Alley. 215 00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,562 35 North. 216 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,542 35 NORTH BYRON ALLEY. 217 00:18:43,552 --> 00:18:44,547 CASTING CALL! 218 00:18:44,631 --> 00:18:46,082 WHO WILL BE THE NEXT ELISABETH SPARKLE? 219 00:18:48,035 --> 00:18:50,169 WHO WILL BE THE NEXT ELISABETH SPARKLE? 220 00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:51,693 LOOKING FOR YOUTHFUL, VIVACIOUS... 221 00:18:51,777 --> 00:18:52,831 FEMALES AGES 18-20 ONLY 222 00:19:03,122 --> 00:19:03,670 INVOICE 223 00:19:16,832 --> 00:19:18,951 NUMBER 503 224 00:19:28,302 --> 00:19:29,650 35 NORTH BYRON ALLEY. 225 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,733 Database Movie Collection Access to our Shared Drive on Gdrive 226 00:19:32,816 --> 00:19:35,816 For Account Access Read in README. 227 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:18,536 ACTIVATOR 228 00:22:26,755 --> 00:22:28,275 SINGLE USE DISCARD AFTER USE 229 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,010 STABILIZER 230 00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:37,589 OTHER SELF 231 00:22:41,529 --> 00:22:43,159 SWITCH 232 00:22:45,815 --> 00:22:47,226 FOOD MATRIX 233 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:48,834 FOOD OTHER SELF 234 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,147 YOU ACTIVATE 235 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,692 YOU STABILIZE 236 00:22:58,662 --> 00:22:59,431 YOU SWITCH 237 00:22:59,515 --> 00:23:01,210 EVERY SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT EXCEPTION 238 00:23:03,212 --> 00:23:06,810 REMEMBER YOU ARE ONE 239 00:23:43,931 --> 00:23:45,820 You are the matrix. 240 00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:48,273 Everything comes from you, 241 00:23:48,657 --> 00:23:51,284 and everything is you. 242 00:23:52,311 --> 00:23:53,629 This is simply a 243 00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:54,113 ACTIVATOR 244 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,110 better version of yourself. 245 00:25:34,281 --> 00:25:35,740 YOU ACTIVATE 246 00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,115 FOOD MATRIX 247 00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:38,962 FOOD OTHER SELF 248 00:34:13,723 --> 00:34:14,567 Hello. 249 00:34:32,046 --> 00:34:33,432 STABILIZER 250 00:34:34,903 --> 00:34:36,903 YOU STABILIZE EVERYDAY 251 00:36:16,214 --> 00:36:18,462 CASTING CALL! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT ELISABETH SPARKLE 252 00:36:57,639 --> 00:36:58,483 Thanks. 253 00:36:58,718 --> 00:37:00,207 We'll let you know by next week. 254 00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:01,341 Thank you so much. 255 00:37:01,425 --> 00:37:03,269 I'm just dying to get the part. 256 00:37:09,095 --> 00:37:10,080 Great dancer. 257 00:37:10,751 --> 00:37:11,314 Ya 258 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:15,479 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her instead of the nose. 259 00:37:17,864 --> 00:37:18,887 Next! 260 00:37:32,813 --> 00:37:36,211 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 261 00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:39,641 Please say your name, age, measurements. 262 00:37:54,214 --> 00:37:56,259 I'm Sue. 263 00:38:00,532 --> 00:38:02,125 I'm Sue. 264 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:12,208 Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue. 265 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:14,733 Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue. 266 00:38:14,817 --> 00:38:16,597 Where is she? 267 00:38:16,988 --> 00:38:18,640 Where is she? 268 00:38:24,015 --> 00:38:26,572 SUE 269 00:38:31,425 --> 00:38:36,136 What a gorgeous little angel. 270 00:38:46,205 --> 00:38:47,240 You're hired. 271 00:38:48,298 --> 00:38:52,590 We want a show that's just like you. 272 00:38:52,738 --> 00:38:54,197 Beautiful and happy. 273 00:38:54,329 --> 00:38:56,138 People want to be happy. 274 00:38:57,649 --> 00:38:59,766 We air in two weeks, so let's get to work. 275 00:38:59,850 --> 00:39:02,790 I'm gonna let you organize the rest with my assistant. 276 00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:07,509 Isabella? 277 00:39:09,118 --> 00:39:10,660 Is-is-Isis. 278 00:39:10,743 --> 00:39:12,030 Who has time to say that? 279 00:39:12,888 --> 00:39:14,214 We're gonna make you Cindy. 280 00:39:14,457 --> 00:39:16,413 It's shorter, it's better. 281 00:39:17,611 --> 00:39:20,337 So, I'm gonna let you organize everything else with Cindy. 282 00:39:21,242 --> 00:39:23,707 Oh, um, before you go, 283 00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:25,417 I just have to mention 284 00:39:26,076 --> 00:39:27,876 a small scheduling issue. 285 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:32,604 I have to be out of town every other week 286 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,723 to take care of my mother. 287 00:39:37,404 --> 00:39:38,478 Who's very sick. 288 00:39:45,909 --> 00:39:49,070 I want you for this show, 289 00:39:49,154 --> 00:39:53,646 and we will work around any mother, brother, fucking sick, 290 00:39:53,822 --> 00:39:55,950 puppy you need to take care of. 291 00:39:56,189 --> 00:39:57,025 Hmm? 292 00:39:57,608 --> 00:39:58,458 Hmm. 293 00:40:01,557 --> 00:40:04,141 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 294 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,842 People are gonna love that. 295 00:40:36,028 --> 00:40:36,865 Perfect. 296 00:40:36,949 --> 00:40:40,717 NEW SHOW COMING SOON 297 00:41:03,415 --> 00:41:07,278 So you jump out, touch your elbows, 298 00:41:07,526 --> 00:41:10,918 head down, contract. 299 00:41:14,199 --> 00:41:17,440 And five, six, seven, eight, elbows. 300 00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:51,002 YOU SWITCH 301 00:41:51,086 --> 00:41:53,227 EVERY SEVEN DAYS 302 00:41:58,906 --> 00:42:00,128 FOOD MATRIX 303 00:42:09,814 --> 00:42:11,045 SWITCH 304 00:44:17,624 --> 00:44:19,335 FOOD OTHER SELF 305 00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:54,416 Where have you been? 306 00:44:54,885 --> 00:44:58,377 We've all been wanting to have a drink with you for your departure. 307 00:44:58,614 --> 00:45:03,044 Anyway, we all chipped in 308 00:45:04,429 --> 00:45:07,748 and we got you just a little something to keep you busy. 309 00:45:09,016 --> 00:45:09,861 It's French. 310 00:45:09,984 --> 00:45:11,814 My wife, she's for her spire. 311 00:45:11,898 --> 00:45:13,172 Oh, I don't want my wife. 312 00:45:14,738 --> 00:45:16,153 Oops, I gotta run. 313 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:20,221 But it's always great to see you. 314 00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:41,423 SUE 315 00:45:58,635 --> 00:46:00,722 WHO KNOWS? 316 00:46:01,074 --> 00:46:01,986 And we're back! 317 00:46:02,070 --> 00:46:03,993 Which is the most valuable seafood? 318 00:46:04,077 --> 00:46:05,781 Start expensing stock options. 319 00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:07,159 Most of the nation's... Oh! 320 00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:09,274 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 40! 321 00:46:09,358 --> 00:46:11,452 Know what you'll be toting around for the rest of your days? 322 00:46:11,536 --> 00:46:11,982 Big red. 323 00:46:12,066 --> 00:46:12,721 Have some feel. 324 00:46:12,805 --> 00:46:13,864 Kids on the phone. 325 00:46:27,707 --> 00:46:30,558 YOUR REFILL KIT HAS BEEN DELIVERED 326 00:46:30,642 --> 00:46:32,488 TO YOUR DEPOSIT BOX 327 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,581 The antelope and the deer moving about 328 00:46:50,587 --> 00:46:52,288 are going through the text. 329 00:47:44,105 --> 00:47:46,270 The antelope with remotes. 330 00:47:46,643 --> 00:47:51,484 I cannot believe the incredible price for $49.98. 331 00:47:51,767 --> 00:47:53,244 Look at the quality of this thing. 332 00:47:53,327 --> 00:47:54,404 This thing is sturdy. 333 00:47:54,487 --> 00:47:55,370 It's beautiful. 334 00:47:56,131 --> 00:47:58,284 Listen to your music at home, shoppers. 335 00:47:58,367 --> 00:47:59,215 $49.98. 336 00:47:59,299 --> 00:48:00,643 I'll take one myself. 337 00:48:00,727 --> 00:48:01,724 Put it right there. 338 00:48:01,808 --> 00:48:02,764 Hold that one for me. 339 00:48:02,848 --> 00:48:03,684 That one's mine. 340 00:48:03,768 --> 00:48:05,055 How can you ever... 341 00:49:34,769 --> 00:49:38,477 God dammit, they have the phone, and it's such a great night. 342 00:49:39,102 --> 00:49:39,828 Open up. 343 00:49:41,463 --> 00:49:42,929 We gotta open up. 344 00:49:45,059 --> 00:49:47,421 And uh, sorry. 345 00:49:48,443 --> 00:49:49,823 I thought that Ms. Sparkle. 346 00:49:49,907 --> 00:49:50,776 She moved out. 347 00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:52,282 I'm the new tenant. 348 00:49:53,937 --> 00:49:54,513 Sue. 349 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:56,934 Oliver. 350 00:49:57,433 --> 00:49:58,165 Oliver. 351 00:49:59,628 --> 00:50:00,075 Oliver. 352 00:50:00,259 --> 00:50:02,719 You wanted to complain about something? 353 00:50:03,707 --> 00:50:04,534 Oliver? 354 00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:06,211 What? 355 00:50:06,890 --> 00:50:07,448 No. 356 00:50:08,628 --> 00:50:10,168 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 357 00:50:10,473 --> 00:50:12,681 I think it's like awesome when there's stuff... 358 00:50:12,765 --> 00:50:14,573 going on in the building, you know what I mean? 359 00:50:16,844 --> 00:50:19,336 Um, I'm actually, 360 00:50:20,124 --> 00:50:22,502 quite handy if you ever need, 361 00:50:24,043 --> 00:50:26,983 need me to be of aid in any way. 362 00:50:27,202 --> 00:50:29,006 I got a sack of tools 363 00:50:30,308 --> 00:50:31,773 and I got a big hammer. 364 00:50:34,382 --> 00:50:35,409 You know what I mean. 365 00:50:37,726 --> 00:50:40,261 Anyways, I live right here, 366 00:50:40,345 --> 00:50:42,053 so you know where to find me. 367 00:50:42,137 --> 00:50:42,843 Anytime. 368 00:50:44,052 --> 00:50:45,086 Day or night. 369 00:50:45,737 --> 00:50:46,557 Later. 370 00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:36,857 PUMP IT UP 371 00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:42,413 Hi everybody. 372 00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:47,176 I'm Sue and it's time to pump it up. 373 00:52:47,454 --> 00:52:48,327 Are you ready? 374 00:52:48,662 --> 00:52:49,460 Let's go. 375 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:20,584 Thank you so much everybody. 376 00:54:21,267 --> 00:54:22,482 I'll see you next week. 377 00:54:26,126 --> 00:54:27,918 And in the meantime, 378 00:54:28,876 --> 00:54:30,793 take care of yourself. 379 00:54:36,895 --> 00:54:38,333 Courtesy! 380 00:54:42,476 --> 00:54:45,131 Wonderful, wonderful. 381 00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:47,346 That's what I said talking about 382 00:54:47,808 --> 00:54:48,421 Yes. 383 00:55:06,283 --> 00:55:09,529 PUMP IT UP 384 00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:06,601 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 385 00:56:12,531 --> 00:56:13,487 Don't eat too fast. 386 00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:28,339 Are you all right? 387 00:58:32,295 --> 00:58:33,628 Yes, I'll be right back. 388 00:59:10,609 --> 00:59:11,234 Are you all right? 389 00:59:57,330 --> 00:59:58,537 What did you do? 390 00:59:58,764 --> 01:00:01,271 You've seen me the more beautiful than before. 391 01:00:40,782 --> 01:00:41,407 No. 392 01:01:11,989 --> 01:01:14,936 TOO DRUNK TO TAKE THE BIKE HOME, KEEP AN EYE ON HER! 393 01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:15,966 TROY 325-555-0199 394 01:02:32,142 --> 01:02:33,887 PUMP IT UP 395 01:02:35,236 --> 01:02:35,763 Yes. 396 01:02:36,778 --> 01:02:38,040 Yes, hi. 397 01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:40,552 This is Elizabeth Sparkle. 398 01:02:46,573 --> 01:02:48,053 I'm 503. 399 01:02:48,844 --> 01:02:49,689 Yes. 400 01:02:50,971 --> 01:02:52,433 Yes, hi. 401 01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:57,356 There's been a slight misuse of the substance. 402 01:02:57,674 --> 01:03:03,752 A few extra hours were accidentally used 403 01:03:03,964 --> 01:03:05,438 causing... 404 01:03:06,829 --> 01:03:08,169 an alteration 405 01:03:09,441 --> 01:03:11,750 So I'm just looking for the procedure to reverse it. 406 01:03:12,076 --> 01:03:15,846 What has been used on one side is lost on the other side. 407 01:03:16,189 --> 01:03:17,442 There's no going back. 408 01:03:23,606 --> 01:03:27,304 No, I don't know what she was thinking. 409 01:03:27,723 --> 01:03:30,134 And obviously she was drunk. 410 01:03:30,274 --> 01:03:32,818 Remember there is no she and you. 411 01:03:32,964 --> 01:03:34,057 You are one. 412 01:03:34,441 --> 01:03:35,695 Respect the balance 413 01:03:35,808 --> 01:03:38,311 and you won't have any more inconveniences. 414 01:04:17,381 --> 01:04:18,131 Don't you know 415 01:04:21,088 --> 01:04:21,963 Don't you know 416 01:04:23,047 --> 01:04:24,463 You got to pump it up 417 01:04:24,797 --> 01:04:25,630 Don't you know 418 01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:29,739 Don't you know 419 01:04:30,306 --> 01:04:31,879 You got to pump it up 420 01:04:37,484 --> 01:04:39,710 You got to pump it up 421 01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:48,788 You got to pump it up 422 01:04:50,539 --> 01:04:55,492 You got to pump it up 423 01:05:15,603 --> 01:05:17,877 Sue! 424 01:05:18,212 --> 01:05:19,385 Sue? 425 01:05:20,227 --> 01:05:21,908 I just saw you on TV. 426 01:05:22,342 --> 01:05:24,019 Holy moly. 427 01:05:25,418 --> 01:05:27,303 Makes me want to join your class. 428 01:05:27,805 --> 01:05:28,414 Hey, you don't give 429 01:05:28,498 --> 01:05:29,660 private lessons, do you? 430 01:05:32,132 --> 01:05:37,424 Hey, what about a drink at my place tonight? 431 01:05:39,044 --> 01:05:40,626 Come on, don't be shy. 432 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:44,447 I see you standing behind the door there, gorgeous. 433 01:05:47,194 --> 01:05:50,953 All right, take your time, but it's a date. 434 01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:53,773 You know, pump it up 435 01:05:53,959 --> 01:05:55,679 You got to pump it up 436 01:05:56,099 --> 01:05:57,672 You know, pump it up 437 01:05:58,119 --> 01:05:59,744 You got to pump it up 438 01:06:08,774 --> 01:06:11,532 YOUR REFILL KIT HAS BEEN DELIVERED 439 01:06:11,616 --> 01:06:13,485 TO YOUR DEPOSIT BOX 440 01:06:37,656 --> 01:06:37,822 Sue. 441 01:07:24,017 --> 01:07:24,984 What can I get you? 442 01:07:29,207 --> 01:07:30,593 Moka Latte. 443 01:07:39,297 --> 01:07:41,517 It's long, isn't it? 444 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:44,381 Excuse me? 445 01:07:48,494 --> 01:07:50,214 Seven days. 446 01:08:20,158 --> 01:08:22,227 Did you follow me here? 447 01:08:23,413 --> 01:08:27,765 I was just curious to find out how things were going for you. 448 01:08:28,949 --> 01:08:33,501 Each time you feel a little more lonely, 449 01:08:34,221 --> 01:08:35,230 don't you think? 450 01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:38,292 I don't know what you were talking about. 451 01:08:40,552 --> 01:08:41,466 I'm fine. 452 01:08:43,111 --> 01:08:44,211 Everything's fine. 453 01:08:44,923 --> 01:08:48,074 It gets harder each time to remember 454 01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:52,560 that you still deserve to exist. 455 01:08:55,346 --> 01:08:59,789 That this part of yourself is still worth something 456 01:08:59,872 --> 01:09:05,092 that you still matter. 457 01:09:08,954 --> 01:09:10,913 Has she started yet? 458 01:09:12,483 --> 01:09:15,167 Eating away at you? 459 01:09:32,538 --> 01:09:33,385 Fuck! 460 01:09:33,572 --> 01:09:34,434 Watch out! 461 01:09:43,469 --> 01:09:43,951 What? 462 01:09:54,903 --> 01:09:55,486 Hey! 463 01:09:56,097 --> 01:09:56,949 Move! 464 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,612 You're still the most beautiful girl 465 01:10:29,695 --> 01:10:31,424 in the whole wide world. 466 01:10:41,212 --> 01:10:41,858 Hello? 467 01:10:42,396 --> 01:10:43,860 Hi, Fred. 468 01:10:44,257 --> 01:10:45,231 It's Lizzie. 469 01:10:48,645 --> 01:10:49,132 Hello? 470 01:10:50,231 --> 01:10:51,876 Sorry, I mean, I'm a chalk. 471 01:10:52,575 --> 01:10:53,075 Oh. 472 01:10:53,339 --> 01:10:53,888 Wow. 473 01:10:54,241 --> 01:10:55,346 Wow, wow. 474 01:10:55,519 --> 01:10:58,005 I thought I'd never hear from you again after... 475 01:10:58,089 --> 01:11:00,066 Oh gosh, no, no, not at all. 476 01:11:00,150 --> 01:11:03,603 I just, I've just been really busy lately. 477 01:11:03,983 --> 01:11:07,700 So listen, I was thinking that 478 01:11:09,584 --> 01:11:12,681 maybe we could get together and grab a drink. 479 01:11:18,325 --> 01:11:19,178 Are you still there? 480 01:11:20,171 --> 01:11:22,506 Sorry, I'm in shock. I'm in shock again. 481 01:11:25,421 --> 01:11:28,258 I could book Luigi's at eight. 482 01:11:28,818 --> 01:11:30,271 Eight in Luigi's? 483 01:11:30,355 --> 01:11:30,854 It is. 484 01:11:31,166 --> 01:11:34,625 I will see you tonight. 485 01:11:35,993 --> 01:11:36,519 All right. 486 01:11:36,758 --> 01:11:38,789 Okay, bye. 487 01:13:35,654 --> 01:13:38,239 PUMP IT UP 488 01:13:38,322 --> 01:13:42,322 GET ACCESS TO OUR MOVIE DATABASE ALL COLLECTION CATEGORIZED, AKSES TERBATAS! 489 01:13:42,405 --> 01:13:46,405 IF YOU WANT GET IT WANHABIT.COM 490 01:13:47,688 --> 01:13:49,688 LIFETIME ACCESS. 491 01:16:42,634 --> 01:16:44,091 Hi everybody. 492 01:16:44,175 --> 01:16:45,044 Hi. 493 01:16:45,135 --> 01:16:46,616 Okay, here we go everyone. 494 01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:47,828 Clear the set please. 495 01:16:47,912 --> 01:16:49,449 First positions, thank you. 496 01:16:49,533 --> 01:16:50,514 Roll cameras. 497 01:16:51,154 --> 01:16:54,784 And in three, two, one. 498 01:16:57,990 --> 01:17:00,032 Squat, squat, squat. 499 01:17:01,698 --> 01:17:02,790 Circle those hips. 500 01:17:03,740 --> 01:17:04,730 Circle those hips. 501 01:17:05,426 --> 01:17:07,977 Contract, contract, contract, 502 01:17:08,082 --> 01:17:10,655 contract, contract, contract. 503 01:17:11,057 --> 01:17:12,765 Have between your legs. 504 01:17:18,974 --> 01:17:19,734 Cut. 505 01:17:23,869 --> 01:17:28,301 I'm sorry, I thought I, thought I, I, 506 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:30,385 I just got distracted. 507 01:17:31,653 --> 01:17:33,310 Not a problem, let's get right back to it. 508 01:17:33,773 --> 01:17:34,955 Back to one please. 509 01:17:37,861 --> 01:17:39,453 Sorry, it's the control room now. 510 01:17:39,652 --> 01:17:42,150 The director said he saw something bizarre on the monitor. 511 01:17:42,234 --> 01:17:43,694 Bring up the replay on camera two. 512 01:17:43,818 --> 01:17:44,818 Camera two. 513 01:17:56,139 --> 01:17:56,839 Forward. 514 01:18:03,321 --> 01:18:04,565 Can I have my dressing gown? 515 01:18:04,649 --> 01:18:05,565 Sorry, it's in your dressing room. 516 01:18:05,649 --> 01:18:06,756 But I go and get it. 517 01:18:07,709 --> 01:18:09,109 Let's just take this frame by frame. 518 01:18:24,049 --> 01:18:25,210 I need five minutes. 519 01:20:23,774 --> 01:20:24,024 Yes. 520 01:20:24,108 --> 01:20:25,608 This balance is not working. 521 01:20:26,191 --> 01:20:28,273 I barely have any time to enjoy myself 522 01:20:28,482 --> 01:20:31,232 while she wastes seven days 523 01:20:31,398 --> 01:20:32,857 stuffing her face in front of the TV. 524 01:20:33,190 --> 01:20:35,148 Remember there is no she and you. 525 01:20:38,082 --> 01:20:40,397 I love everybody. 526 01:20:45,329 --> 01:20:46,062 What's happening? 527 01:20:46,146 --> 01:20:46,918 Where is everybody? 528 01:20:47,355 --> 01:20:48,395 The TV's been canceled. 529 01:20:49,879 --> 01:20:50,688 What, why? 530 01:20:50,771 --> 01:20:51,321 Sue. 531 01:20:52,365 --> 01:20:54,162 Harvey wants to see you in his office immediately. 532 01:20:55,404 --> 01:20:56,024 Okay. 533 01:20:56,857 --> 01:20:59,196 I'll go change him. No, he said now. 534 01:21:16,846 --> 01:21:18,340 I'll get right to the bond. 535 01:21:19,626 --> 01:21:21,536 We can't keep you on the morning show. 536 01:21:23,059 --> 01:21:25,240 But why? I just started. 537 01:21:25,939 --> 01:21:28,077 Ratings are through the roof. 538 01:21:29,058 --> 01:21:30,932 We started at 42. 539 01:21:31,498 --> 01:21:33,013 Now we're up to like... 540 01:21:34,011 --> 01:21:35,024 216. 541 01:21:35,265 --> 01:21:37,823 It's phenomenal. 542 01:21:38,796 --> 01:21:40,394 People love you. 543 01:21:40,653 --> 01:21:42,244 They adore you. 544 01:21:42,328 --> 01:21:45,279 They want more and more and more of you. 545 01:21:45,761 --> 01:21:48,973 That is why we have decided that we want you 546 01:21:49,493 --> 01:21:53,034 to host the New Year's Eve show. 547 01:21:54,013 --> 01:21:55,180 You mean the... 548 01:21:55,263 --> 01:21:56,805 The network's biggest show. 549 01:21:57,239 --> 01:21:59,446 50 million viewers live. 550 01:21:59,530 --> 01:22:01,941 You can't go higher than that. 551 01:22:04,332 --> 01:22:05,655 That's gonna be intense. 552 01:22:05,739 --> 01:22:10,413 We only have a few more. So are you in? 553 01:22:21,552 --> 01:22:23,674 If you don't open the door and opportunity knocks, 554 01:22:23,758 --> 01:22:25,164 you won't get another chance. 555 01:22:26,597 --> 01:22:28,415 You of all people know this. 556 01:22:41,059 --> 01:22:43,316 Just one more day and then I have a whole week off. 557 01:22:43,401 --> 01:22:44,094 We can switch. 558 01:23:01,998 --> 01:23:03,942 We're doing the cover of Vogue. 559 01:23:05,351 --> 01:23:06,717 Just one more day, okay? 560 01:23:43,017 --> 01:23:45,629 No! 561 01:24:15,151 --> 01:24:15,849 Yes. 562 01:24:16,016 --> 01:24:18,102 She didn't respect the balance. 563 01:24:18,395 --> 01:24:21,101 She's stealing more, and more time from me, 564 01:24:21,292 --> 01:24:25,003 completely without consideration of the consequences. 565 01:24:25,087 --> 01:24:26,933 She's a selfish bitch. 566 01:24:27,017 --> 01:24:28,177 Would you like to stop? 567 01:24:30,962 --> 01:24:31,756 Stop. 568 01:24:31,944 --> 01:24:33,364 You are the Matrix. 569 01:24:33,828 --> 01:24:35,244 If you are not satisfied, 570 01:24:35,328 --> 01:24:37,160 you can put an end to the experience 571 01:24:37,244 --> 01:24:39,909 and go back to being just you on your own. 572 01:24:40,369 --> 01:24:41,655 Would you like to stop? 573 01:24:44,638 --> 01:24:46,954 Will it go back to the way it was before? 574 01:24:47,118 --> 01:24:49,313 What has been transferred won't come back, 575 01:24:49,421 --> 01:24:51,033 but you can stop the experience. 576 01:24:51,117 --> 01:24:53,054 As of now, would you like to stop? 577 01:24:53,367 --> 01:24:56,251 To go back to being just you on your own? 578 01:24:59,025 --> 01:24:59,519 No. 579 01:25:02,158 --> 01:25:03,246 No, no, no. 580 01:25:04,006 --> 01:25:05,135 I can't stop. 581 01:25:06,976 --> 01:25:07,531 She just... 582 01:25:07,865 --> 01:25:08,615 REMEMBER YOU ARE ONE 583 01:25:09,909 --> 01:25:10,549 I... 584 01:25:16,156 --> 01:25:18,323 The balance just needs to be respected. 585 01:25:18,671 --> 01:25:19,457 So respected. 586 01:25:23,527 --> 01:25:24,822 Stop it, stop it, stop 587 01:25:24,905 --> 01:25:26,551 it, stop it, stop it. 588 01:25:35,862 --> 01:25:36,930 You are the Matrix. 589 01:25:37,984 --> 01:25:40,922 Congratulations, you've won $25,000. 590 01:25:41,195 --> 01:25:44,070 We're standing on our final chance, and it's your second question 591 01:25:44,159 --> 01:25:48,658 in our big question round and play for $250,000. 592 01:25:52,475 --> 01:25:55,725 And you'll have just 45 seconds to come up to get 593 01:25:55,809 --> 01:25:57,956 the correct answer that you can't... 594 01:25:58,039 --> 01:26:01,039 GET ACCESS TO OUR MOVIE DATABASE ALL COLLECTION CATEGORIZED, AKSES TERBATAS! 595 01:26:01,122 --> 01:26:04,122 IF YOU WANT GET IT WANHABIT.COM 596 01:26:35,373 --> 01:26:37,051 Ahh!! 597 01:26:53,421 --> 01:26:56,238 Just a little something to keep you busy. 598 01:26:59,326 --> 01:27:00,786 FRENCH CUISINE 599 01:27:08,632 --> 01:27:09,679 Fuck. 600 01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:24,287 CAEN STYLE TRIPES 601 01:27:24,914 --> 01:27:25,801 Hoee :( 602 01:27:28,888 --> 01:27:30,011 CHRISTMAS TURKEY STUFFED WITH FOIE GRAS 603 01:27:30,945 --> 01:27:32,085 FOIE GRAS 604 01:27:36,587 --> 01:27:39,405 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here. 605 01:27:39,489 --> 01:27:42,887 The superstar of the moment, Sue. 606 01:27:42,971 --> 01:27:43,769 Are you ready? 607 01:27:43,853 --> 01:27:45,829 Let's welcome her, Siuuu 608 01:27:48,026 --> 01:27:53,134 You popped up nowhere on our screens like a tornado. 609 01:27:53,218 --> 01:27:56,835 I don't think anybody was really prepared for this world. 610 01:28:03,948 --> 01:28:07,312 It all started with the morning show 611 01:28:07,396 --> 01:28:12,283 and rumor has it that you are up for Tom Grant's next movie. 612 01:28:14,198 --> 01:28:16,065 Wait, just a moment. 613 01:28:16,205 --> 01:28:20,570 I'm being told that you are going to host the New Year's Eve show. 614 01:28:20,654 --> 01:28:21,670 Can you confirm this? 615 01:28:22,300 --> 01:28:23,360 Yes, that's right. 616 01:28:23,491 --> 01:28:24,897 Yes, that's right. 617 01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:30,272 Oh my God, that is huge news. 618 01:28:30,558 --> 01:28:31,347 BLOOD SASAGE WITH APPLES 619 01:28:33,415 --> 01:28:34,981 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 620 01:28:35,065 --> 01:28:35,896 Where are you from? 621 01:28:35,980 --> 01:28:37,434 How did you get discovered? 622 01:28:37,705 --> 01:28:40,708 I want, we want to know everything. 623 01:28:43,603 --> 01:28:48,175 Well, I mean, there's really not very much to tell. 624 01:28:48,713 --> 01:28:53,560 I'm just a girl from a very small town in Indiana. 625 01:28:53,771 --> 01:28:55,553 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 626 01:28:55,637 --> 01:28:57,811 In fact, it's not even a town. 627 01:28:57,895 --> 01:29:00,228 I'm not sure you could really even call it a village. 628 01:29:00,312 --> 01:29:03,229 It's a farm, perhaps? 629 01:29:10,335 --> 01:29:12,059 But ever since I can remember, 630 01:29:12,143 --> 01:29:15,412 it has always been my dream to be on screen. 631 01:29:15,889 --> 01:29:17,643 This is my dream. 632 01:29:17,726 --> 01:29:20,317 As a child, I used to put on shows for my family. 633 01:29:20,587 --> 01:29:22,092 Mm, your family. 634 01:29:22,618 --> 01:29:23,816 How sweet. 635 01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:25,751 CHRISTMAS TURKET STUFFED WITH FOIE GRAS 636 01:29:26,349 --> 01:29:30,220 So, everyone is aware that 637 01:29:30,304 --> 01:29:33,409 you replaced Elizabeth Sparkle. 638 01:29:34,508 --> 01:29:37,723 And no doubt about it, you stepped in, 639 01:29:37,807 --> 01:29:41,568 you turned up the volume, and you rocked their world. 640 01:29:41,890 --> 01:29:43,159 Were you a fan of her show? 641 01:29:47,813 --> 01:29:53,847 Um, well, well, I can't, uh, 642 01:29:54,513 --> 01:29:55,346 I can't really say that I 643 01:29:55,430 --> 01:29:58,215 actually watched her show. 644 01:29:58,888 --> 01:30:01,095 You do know that we're not exactly from 645 01:30:01,179 --> 01:30:02,137 the same generation. 646 01:30:03,342 --> 01:30:05,137 And you have to admit, it 647 01:30:05,220 --> 01:30:06,387 was a bit old-fashioned. 648 01:30:09,593 --> 01:30:10,886 Jurassic Fitness, really. 649 01:30:12,428 --> 01:30:14,344 Jurassic Fitness, it needed a change. 650 01:30:16,636 --> 01:30:18,135 I'll fucking show you. 651 01:30:19,510 --> 01:30:20,218 You really wanna see 652 01:30:20,302 --> 01:30:21,427 some Jurassic Fitness? 653 01:30:24,788 --> 01:30:25,691 You want it? 654 01:30:26,884 --> 01:30:30,349 Come on, come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness! 655 01:30:39,009 --> 01:30:41,773 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 656 01:30:43,622 --> 01:30:47,038 So, every morning, rain or shine, 657 01:30:48,290 --> 01:30:49,998 Sparkle, your life, was on TV. 658 01:30:50,521 --> 01:30:51,885 So, in a way, I grew up with her. 659 01:30:52,798 --> 01:30:54,048 Whether I liked it or not. 660 01:30:55,548 --> 01:30:56,506 I guess that's why you could say 661 01:30:56,589 --> 01:30:58,048 we have some sort of connection. 662 01:30:58,423 --> 01:30:59,713 Some sort of connection. 663 01:31:00,255 --> 01:31:02,880 You wouldn't exist without me. 664 01:31:13,004 --> 01:31:14,046 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. 665 01:31:14,296 --> 01:31:15,836 It is time, ladies and 666 01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,295 gentlemen, for our final question. 667 01:31:18,753 --> 01:31:20,878 The question that we ask each 668 01:31:20,961 --> 01:31:24,127 and every one of our guests. 669 01:31:24,335 --> 01:31:24,502 Okay. 670 01:31:25,377 --> 01:31:27,710 Would you share one of your 671 01:31:27,794 --> 01:31:30,002 little beauty secrets with us? 672 01:31:31,919 --> 01:31:33,084 Just one little trick of yours 673 01:31:33,168 --> 01:31:34,168 that helps you look 674 01:31:34,251 --> 01:31:36,126 so incredibly stunning. 675 01:31:36,209 --> 01:31:36,959 I mean, look at you. 676 01:31:37,168 --> 01:31:37,834 I don't know. 677 01:31:38,418 --> 01:31:39,084 Say it! 678 01:31:40,001 --> 01:31:40,875 Say it! 679 01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:42,792 Let me think. 680 01:31:43,125 --> 01:31:43,625 Say it! 681 01:31:44,083 --> 01:31:45,250 Tell them who your 682 01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:46,833 little beauty secret is! 683 01:31:46,958 --> 01:31:48,083 I guess, I would just 684 01:31:48,167 --> 01:31:49,332 show them right here. 685 01:31:49,666 --> 01:31:50,999 Here's your little beauty secret. 686 01:31:51,457 --> 01:31:52,999 I guess I just try to be myself. 687 01:31:53,416 --> 01:31:54,582 To be sincere and 688 01:31:54,666 --> 01:31:56,582 grateful for all that I have. 689 01:31:57,249 --> 01:31:58,081 And to always remember 690 01:31:58,165 --> 01:31:59,248 to leave with my heart. 691 01:31:59,498 --> 01:32:01,456 Oh, I'm here at the sweetheart center. 692 01:32:07,539 --> 01:32:15,788 I just, oh, I try to be myself. 693 01:32:18,201 --> 01:32:18,938 Stop it! 694 01:32:20,163 --> 01:32:20,704 Stop it. 695 01:32:21,345 --> 01:32:23,031 You're taking it from me. 696 01:32:23,537 --> 01:32:25,068 That's your little secret. 697 01:32:26,434 --> 01:32:27,065 Stop it! 698 01:32:27,441 --> 01:32:28,072 Stop it! 699 01:32:28,446 --> 01:32:30,343 Stop it! 700 01:32:30,427 --> 01:32:32,231 Stop it! 701 01:32:32,315 --> 01:32:33,027 Stop it! 702 01:32:33,111 --> 01:32:33,686 Stop it! 703 01:32:33,770 --> 01:32:34,401 Stop it! 704 01:32:34,458 --> 01:32:39,024 Stop it! 705 01:32:41,879 --> 01:32:46,399 You have to control yourself! 706 01:33:06,211 --> 01:33:07,797 I can't go back, I forgot. 707 01:33:13,281 --> 01:33:13,947 Oh, shit. 708 01:33:15,959 --> 01:33:18,518 Gross old rat. 709 01:33:19,406 --> 01:33:20,445 Discussing! 710 01:34:03,436 --> 01:34:06,734 3 MONTHS LATER 711 01:34:10,548 --> 01:34:10,828 NEW 712 01:34:10,828 --> 01:34:11,281 NEW YEARS 713 01:34:11,281 --> 01:34:11,613 NEW YEARS EVE 714 01:34:11,615 --> 01:34:12,343 NEW YEARS EVE SHOW 715 01:34:12,343 --> 01:34:16,045 NEW YEARS EVE SHOW TOMORROW 9PM 716 01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:20,683 NEW YEARS EVE SHOW TOMORROW 9PM 717 01:34:30,087 --> 01:34:31,274 BREAK A CEG! 718 01:34:31,357 --> 01:34:33,219 THEY ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU 719 01:34:41,322 --> 01:34:42,071 Coming to bed? 720 01:34:43,798 --> 01:34:46,199 Yes, I'll be right there. 721 01:34:54,650 --> 01:34:56,530 TOMORROW 9PM 722 01:35:51,513 --> 01:35:51,905 Yes. 723 01:35:51,989 --> 01:35:53,865 Hi, hi, this is emergency. 724 01:35:53,949 --> 01:35:56,418 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 725 01:35:58,845 --> 01:35:59,419 Hello? 726 01:36:01,083 --> 01:36:02,753 It's fucking 503. 727 01:36:02,927 --> 01:36:03,391 Yes. 728 01:36:03,605 --> 01:36:04,435 Ahh! 729 01:36:04,992 --> 01:36:06,218 I'm telling you, this is urgent. 730 01:36:06,302 --> 01:36:07,639 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 731 01:36:07,844 --> 01:36:09,412 It means you've reached the end. 732 01:36:12,140 --> 01:36:12,910 What do you mean the end? 733 01:36:13,310 --> 01:36:14,669 You've drained it all out. 734 01:36:15,093 --> 01:36:17,996 If you want more, you must let the fluid regenerate. 735 01:36:19,024 --> 01:36:19,988 Tell me how to do it. 736 01:36:20,072 --> 01:36:22,494 I need to stabilize myself right now. 737 01:36:22,884 --> 01:36:24,300 You simply have to switch. 738 01:36:27,290 --> 01:36:28,286 Excuse me? 739 01:36:28,508 --> 01:36:31,220 The switch reboots the fluid secretion process 740 01:36:31,341 --> 01:36:33,711 so you can continue to enjoy the experience. 741 01:36:33,833 --> 01:36:35,797 No, no, no, no, no. 742 01:36:36,130 --> 01:36:37,757 I can't switch, I can't. 743 01:36:38,354 --> 01:36:39,536 Especially not now. 744 01:36:39,632 --> 01:36:41,146 There is no other option. 745 01:36:41,229 --> 01:36:44,229 GET ACCESS TO OUR MOVIE DATABASE ALL COLLECTION CATEGORIZED, AKSES TERBATAS! 746 01:36:44,312 --> 01:36:47,312 IF YOU WANT GET IT WANHABIT.COM 747 01:37:08,154 --> 01:37:08,727 Sue? 748 01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:22,280 Babe? 749 01:37:25,692 --> 01:37:26,534 Sue? 750 01:37:27,339 --> 01:37:28,186 You all right? 751 01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:35,983 Should I start out tomorrow? 752 01:37:41,276 --> 01:37:42,030 Babe? 753 01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:56,915 Sue? 754 01:37:57,577 --> 01:37:58,618 Is something wrong? 755 01:38:02,978 --> 01:38:05,213 You look cranky because you're related business. 756 01:38:10,121 --> 01:38:10,991 Sue, open the door. 757 01:38:12,581 --> 01:38:13,690 Come on, Sue. 758 01:38:14,229 --> 01:38:15,821 Sue, funny, I need to take a picture. 759 01:38:17,393 --> 01:38:18,678 Sue, open the door. 760 01:38:19,834 --> 01:38:21,377 Open the door, Sue, come on. 761 01:38:40,237 --> 01:38:40,891 Sue! 762 01:38:47,872 --> 01:38:49,820 Sue, open the door! 763 01:38:51,168 --> 01:38:52,461 You out! 764 01:38:53,564 --> 01:38:54,355 What the fuck? 765 01:38:55,340 --> 01:38:57,558 What the fuck out! 766 01:38:57,642 --> 01:38:59,865 Who's this? Who the fuck is that? 767 01:38:59,948 --> 01:39:01,537 Leave me alone! 768 01:39:02,772 --> 01:39:03,518 Hoee :) 769 01:39:04,366 --> 01:39:05,220 Hoee 770 01:39:10,076 --> 01:39:12,069 What the fuck? 771 01:40:05,095 --> 01:40:05,939 Yes? 772 01:40:09,482 --> 01:40:11,045 It's 503. 773 01:40:12,176 --> 01:40:13,647 I want to stop. 774 01:40:13,977 --> 01:40:14,927 Are you sure? 775 01:40:15,208 --> 01:40:17,274 Once you stop, you can't go back. 776 01:40:17,583 --> 01:40:21,149 I want to stop! I want to fucking stop! 777 01:40:21,711 --> 01:40:23,313 I want to stop! 778 01:40:24,148 --> 01:40:25,248 We'll deliver. 779 01:40:58,902 --> 01:41:00,852 YOUR FINAL KIT HAS BEEN DELIVERED 780 01:42:06,449 --> 01:42:07,963 WE ARE SORRY YOU DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH 781 01:42:08,047 --> 01:42:08,952 THE SUBSTANCE 782 01:42:12,554 --> 01:42:14,117 TERMINATION 783 01:42:35,169 --> 01:42:36,109 Are you sure? 784 01:42:38,568 --> 01:42:40,581 Once you stop, you can't go back. 785 01:42:41,366 --> 01:42:43,562 You will simply remain on your own. 786 01:42:44,589 --> 01:42:46,799 Just on your own. 787 01:42:48,554 --> 01:42:50,747 Just on your own. 788 01:42:50,831 --> 01:42:52,307 On your own. 789 01:42:52,391 --> 01:42:54,161 Shut the fuck up! 790 01:43:29,824 --> 01:43:30,668 BREAK A CEG! 791 01:43:30,752 --> 01:43:32,424 THEY ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU 792 01:43:35,003 --> 01:43:37,969 THE ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU 793 01:43:52,786 --> 01:43:53,915 NEW YEARS EVE SHOW TONIGHT 9PM 794 01:43:56,032 --> 01:43:56,876 Okay. 795 01:43:58,714 --> 01:43:59,791 I can't... 796 01:44:00,371 --> 01:44:02,060 I can't do this. 797 01:44:03,570 --> 01:44:06,354 I need you. 798 01:44:07,333 --> 01:44:09,888 Because I need myself. 799 01:44:13,211 --> 01:44:14,816 You gotta... 800 01:44:15,266 --> 01:44:17,012 You gotta get ready. 801 01:44:17,096 --> 01:44:19,436 It's our big night. 802 01:44:20,113 --> 01:44:22,736 Come on. They're gonna love you so much. 803 01:44:23,872 --> 01:44:24,292 Come on. 804 01:44:26,036 --> 01:44:26,810 Come on. 805 01:44:27,152 --> 01:44:28,054 One two. 806 01:44:28,374 --> 01:44:31,811 You're the only lovable part of me. You have to come back. 807 01:44:32,213 --> 01:44:34,273 You have to come back. Come back. 808 01:44:49,881 --> 01:44:51,381 Okay. Okay. 809 01:44:55,304 --> 01:44:55,929 Come on. 810 01:44:58,591 --> 01:44:59,491 Come on. 811 01:45:00,984 --> 01:45:02,035 Come on. 812 01:45:08,595 --> 01:45:09,688 Come on. 813 01:45:52,829 --> 01:45:54,089 TERMINATION 814 01:47:55,609 --> 01:47:57,150 Oh, don't! 815 01:50:55,701 --> 01:50:58,621 NEW YEARS EVE SHOW TONIGHT 9PM 816 01:51:01,011 --> 01:51:04,237 THEY ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU 817 01:51:07,029 --> 01:51:09,149 TONIGHT 9PM 818 01:51:12,486 --> 01:51:13,403 You guys know what happened, makeup? 819 01:51:13,819 --> 01:51:15,361 Here, we gotta get you the pinning room. 820 01:51:16,444 --> 01:51:17,903 We have one final test on 821 01:51:17,986 --> 01:51:19,068 stage, lighting a sound. 822 01:51:19,152 --> 01:51:20,402 We have it in, I'll type it for the show. 823 01:51:20,568 --> 01:51:21,068 You got it? 824 01:51:21,402 --> 01:51:21,860 You good? 825 01:51:22,193 --> 01:51:22,693 Okay, let's go. 826 01:51:28,186 --> 01:51:29,080 NEW YEAR'S EVE 827 01:51:31,401 --> 01:51:32,401 Grab it. 828 01:51:32,692 --> 01:51:33,109 One more. 829 01:51:43,775 --> 01:51:44,607 There you go. 830 01:51:52,482 --> 01:51:53,124 You good? 831 01:51:54,054 --> 01:51:55,292 Go to the dance lights! 832 01:52:00,278 --> 01:52:01,819 I'm gonna be right back, sorry. 833 01:53:28,963 --> 01:53:31,429 We need to see you on stage with the satellites. 834 01:53:55,462 --> 01:53:56,670 Have you ever dreamt 835 01:53:58,022 --> 01:53:59,683 of a better version of yourself? 836 01:54:01,383 --> 01:54:04,153 More beautiful, more perfect. 837 01:54:04,560 --> 01:54:05,140 Tim? 838 01:54:07,730 --> 01:54:09,203 Yes, let me meet you there. 839 01:54:09,487 --> 01:54:11,127 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 840 01:54:22,926 --> 01:54:23,866 Sue. 841 01:54:27,853 --> 01:54:28,699 Sue? 842 01:54:32,376 --> 01:54:34,836 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 843 01:54:34,920 --> 01:54:37,733 They have been dying to meet you. 844 01:54:41,481 --> 01:54:45,148 Is everything... okay? 845 01:54:50,219 --> 01:54:51,439 So smile. 846 01:54:59,319 --> 01:55:01,481 That's what we want tonight. 847 01:55:02,502 --> 01:55:06,255 Pretty girls should always smile. 848 01:55:07,684 --> 01:55:08,687 There is come on 849 01:55:08,771 --> 01:55:09,427 Go go go 850 01:55:09,511 --> 01:55:10,609 Lets go. 851 01:55:12,742 --> 01:55:14,155 Come on, we gotta go. 852 01:55:20,243 --> 01:55:22,470 Bathers, blathers, blathers. 853 01:56:14,533 --> 01:56:15,837 Hey, you ready for tonight? 854 01:57:02,034 --> 01:57:02,907 ACTIVATOR 855 01:57:04,094 --> 01:57:05,319 SINGLE USE DISCARD AFTER USE 856 01:57:05,595 --> 01:57:07,177 Would you be the better version of myself? 857 01:57:07,417 --> 01:57:10,405 Please give me a better version of myself, please. 858 01:57:16,172 --> 01:57:17,579 Please. 859 01:57:19,327 --> 01:57:20,872 Come on!! 860 01:57:41,845 --> 01:57:42,471 SINGLE USE 861 01:57:44,794 --> 01:57:45,848 SINGLE USE DISCARD AFTER USE 862 01:58:02,039 --> 01:58:03,305 Damn. 863 01:58:25,887 --> 01:58:27,527 What the fuck! 864 01:58:34,245 --> 01:58:35,585 Oh no!! 865 01:58:37,566 --> 01:58:38,966 Oh no! 866 01:59:15,292 --> 01:59:19,142 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 867 01:59:21,022 --> 01:59:23,743 Please say your name, age, measurements. 868 01:59:27,349 --> 01:59:28,381 Old. 869 01:59:42,641 --> 01:59:46,458 MONSTER ELISA & SUE 870 01:59:54,010 --> 01:59:55,022 BREAK A CEG! 871 01:59:55,106 --> 01:59:58,542 THEY ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU 872 01:59:58,626 --> 02:00:00,817 NEW YEAR EVE SHOW TONIGHT 9PM 873 02:02:21,035 --> 02:02:24,514 Pretty girls should always smile. 874 02:02:46,683 --> 02:02:49,060 STAGE 1 875 02:02:59,610 --> 02:03:01,034 At last, we're starting to worry. 876 02:03:01,118 --> 02:03:02,134 Hurry up, you're up in five. 877 02:03:21,416 --> 02:03:23,650 There she is, so beautiful. 878 02:03:25,002 --> 02:03:25,862 We love you. 879 02:03:27,816 --> 02:03:29,149 This is where you belong. 880 02:03:29,691 --> 02:03:30,940 You always belong here. 881 02:03:31,023 --> 02:03:32,315 We can't do it without you. 882 02:03:32,815 --> 02:03:34,565 We'll never do it without you. 883 02:03:34,895 --> 02:03:36,525 Who would you replace them all? 884 02:03:36,609 --> 02:03:37,898 Come along 885 02:03:47,731 --> 02:03:49,058 NEW YEAR EVE SHOW 886 02:04:04,888 --> 02:04:05,936 Girls, come on, let's go. 887 02:04:06,019 --> 02:04:06,727 Let's go, what are we waiting for? 888 02:04:07,087 --> 02:04:08,238 Okay, come on, everybody, 889 02:04:08,322 --> 02:04:09,686 let's go, let's go, let's go. 890 02:04:13,219 --> 02:04:15,782 You will not be disappointed. 891 02:04:16,631 --> 02:04:18,555 She's my most beautiful creation. 892 02:04:18,639 --> 02:04:20,393 I have shaped her for success. 893 02:04:26,128 --> 02:04:32,733 Five, four, three, two, one. 894 02:04:37,742 --> 02:04:39,262 ON AIR 895 02:06:13,678 --> 02:06:18,539 Also i shoot the viewers view tonight 896 02:06:21,574 --> 02:06:24,806 I risk you all 897 02:06:24,890 --> 02:06:25,936 So... 898 02:06:26,020 --> 02:06:27,135 What. 899 02:06:41,293 --> 02:06:42,186 Hello 900 02:06:54,516 --> 02:06:55,362 Wuoee :) 901 02:06:56,889 --> 02:06:59,142 Woueeee :) 902 02:07:24,624 --> 02:07:27,371 Ahh!!! 903 02:07:27,796 --> 02:07:29,656 The monster! 904 02:07:37,496 --> 02:07:39,276 Shoot the monster! 905 02:07:40,388 --> 02:07:41,730 It's a freak! 906 02:07:42,217 --> 02:07:42,917 No. 907 02:07:43,001 --> 02:07:44,689 Shoot the monster! 908 02:07:45,842 --> 02:07:47,040 don't be scared! 909 02:07:47,226 --> 02:07:48,155 Monster! 910 02:07:48,239 --> 02:07:49,759 It's still me! 911 02:07:49,864 --> 02:07:51,436 It's me! 912 02:07:51,578 --> 02:07:53,074 I'm Elisabeth! 913 02:07:53,158 --> 02:07:54,242 I'm Sue! (Not Ronaldo) 914 02:07:59,663 --> 02:08:00,789 Freak! 915 02:08:03,093 --> 02:08:05,201 You freak! 916 02:08:07,641 --> 02:08:10,094 Monster! 917 02:08:13,115 --> 02:08:18,789 Freak, monster, monster! 918 02:08:21,097 --> 02:08:22,523 It's me. 919 02:08:24,542 --> 02:08:26,029 It's me. 920 02:08:35,241 --> 02:08:37,181 I'm the same 921 02:09:31,320 --> 02:09:35,555 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose. 922 02:09:36,896 --> 02:09:37,556 Hmm. 923 02:09:38,809 --> 02:09:39,309 Next! 924 02:09:45,794 --> 02:09:48,975 Pretty girls should always smile. 925 02:09:54,398 --> 02:09:55,185 I have 50. 926 02:09:56,004 --> 02:09:56,603 It stops. 927 02:11:24,318 --> 02:11:25,857 Ahhh!! 928 02:11:47,193 --> 02:11:47,980 Ahh! 929 02:12:05,395 --> 02:12:07,189 ELISABETH SPARKLE 930 02:12:57,990 --> 02:12:58,897 I love you. 931 02:13:00,282 --> 02:13:01,612 I love you. 932 02:13:04,309 --> 02:13:06,112 You're a place of all. 933 02:13:06,195 --> 02:13:10,195 GET ACCESS TO OUR MOVIE DATABASE ALL COLLECTION CATEGORIZED, AKSES TERBATAS! 934 02:13:10,278 --> 02:13:14,278 IF YOU WANT GET IT WANHABIT.COM 935 02:13:16,061 --> 02:13:18,061 LIFETIME ACCESS. 936 02:14:00,070 --> 02:14:01,303 THE SUBSTANCE 937 02:14:01,386 --> 02:14:03,386 Subtitles created by WAN. 938 02:14:03,469 --> 02:14:05,469 Respect to those who keep the sponsor in the timeline of our subtitle. 938 02:14:06,305 --> 02:15:06,295 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm