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<font color="#ffffff">LOUD MUSIC PLAYS</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Mate?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yeah?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Can we discuss what we</font>
<font color="#ffff00">talked about earlier?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">HE COUGHS</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">That is absolutely horrible.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Whooo!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: I'm Desperate</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by BC Camplight</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I've got a hole in my shoe</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I've got my shoe on my foot</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I've got my foot in the grave</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># It's a grave situation</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I owe a grand on Monday</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># All I've got's a 20</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and a picture of you</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Ooh-hoo</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># When you walked in</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I hate to admit</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I'm desperate... #</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">You doing an Irish goodbye?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Thought you lost your keys.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hey, I didn't lose my keys,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I gave them away.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And Juliet, 31, has kindly</font>
<font color="#ffffff">offered me a bed for the night.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Keep an eye on Paul.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I could hug everyone</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in the world, you know.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We'll put him in a cab.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Come on, up.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Josh, you want a group hug?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We're going to have a group hug</font>
<font color="#00ffff">outside if you want.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">HE SIGHS</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit, sorry.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll fetch her a blanket.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Let's have one more drink.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">HE EXHALES</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">He'd probably be happy</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the way he went out.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Passed out drunk on a</font>
<font color="#00ffff">flight he didn't pay for,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">in front of a Jumanji movie.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. My dad annoys me more than any</font>
<font color="#ffff00">human alive, but erm...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I'd still take that hard.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I am, I am so sorry.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Well, I would like to raise a toast.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">To my dad, who's great.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yay!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God. No, I should probably wake</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Esther actually.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">No, no, no, let her be.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You guys can totally crash.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Goodnight.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Er...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Uh...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Urgh.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I know you want to have sex with</font>
<font color="#00ffff">him.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Why don't you invite him up?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">After what happened?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's OK. I want this.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll go to the spare room</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and you can keep the door open?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DEEP BREATHING</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Come on.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Come on.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Where's Zack?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I sent him to the spare room.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What am I doing here?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I thought you didn't want any...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I can want more than one thing.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I want you, Josh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Wh... I'd...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">FLOORBOARDS CREAK</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">PANTING</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">PANTING</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What are you doing?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">No, don't go in there.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What the fuck?!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Esther.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Oh, you fucking liar!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Hey! Hey! Please don't do that.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Please don't fuck my boyfriend,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Fola.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, well, it's actually too</font>
<font color="#ffffff">late, apparently.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Hey, guys.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">So has this been going on</font>
<font color="#ffffff">since Finland?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Not exactly.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Yes.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Esther, take a sec...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">And you! Having a wank outside!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Having a what outside?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I dunno what you three</font>
<font color="#ffffff">have going on,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">but you're a pack of total cunts.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Why did you even close the door?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he talking about?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Excuse me! Hello!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Can we focus back on the fact</font>
<font color="#ffffff">that you two are fucking,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and presumably have been?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, no, no, no. We've only done</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it twice.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Shut up, Josh!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yes! "Oh, shut up, Josh!"</font>
<font color="#ffffff">"Oh, only twice."</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, do you know what? That's, yeah,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">that's absolutely fine then.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Sorry if I overreacted.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">You two have been fucking,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and I am the last person</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to know about it.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, my God. I'm an idiot.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Esther...</font><font color="#ffffff"> Don't fucking touch me.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">OK. But you're not an idiot.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, no, I definitely am.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">But you're a piece of shit.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You lied to me yesterday, Josh.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You saw how it made me feel when</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I worked it out.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Because you didn't tell me,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I worked it out.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">But then you lied to me anyway</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and then you did it again,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">while I was asleep downstairs.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Urgh. Absolutely get fucked, Josh!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Get fucked, Fola!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Get fucked, Zack. But most of all,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">from the bottom of my heart,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you get fucked, Josh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Wait...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I really don't understand</font>
<font color="#ffff00">what happened here.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Zack's known for a while. He's...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">He's into it.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">This is absolutely insane.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Esther?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DOOR SLAMS</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Wait. Hey, wait. Esther, please.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Wait. Esther!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Est, Est.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Est.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Give me your keys.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Listen very carefully, Josh.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">We're done.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We're over. And when I'm gone,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you're going to miss me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">so fucking much that you'll want to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">die, and you'll deserve it.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I am just a man... #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DOOR SLAMS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Tipping on a wire</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Tightrope-walkin' fool</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Balanced on desire</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Everything I am... #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">HE SIGHS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Is yours</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Find it hard to say</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># What's going on inside... #</font>