I deserved that.
Erm...
I did. Er, I cheated on you.
It was, it was when I was on my trip in Finland. Um.
I got, I got really drunk when the flight was cancelled, and, um,
I ended up with this woman I met in a bar.
I feel like my parents are breaking up, man. Shut up, Paul.
Just once?
Yeah.
Erm...
I, I didn't know how to tell you, really.
No, I'm glad you told me.
Really?
I mean, it's not like I'm an angel.
I did sleep with someone else first.
What?! Paul.
Shut up.
Look, I mean, let's be honest with each other.
Things haven't been right with us for a bit. Right?
Yeah. I think, I think that's fair to say.
I think we both just freaked out
because we were so happy for so long.
But that's normal, I think?
But you...
You still want me, right?
Of course.
And what about her?
I love you, Esther.
Cool.
Yeah. Cool then.
Shall we go home?
Yeah.
Tell me how I can make you feel better.
Or at least feel something else. For a minute.
No.
Come on. Anything.
Can you tell me about you and Josh?
About what you did together.
Erm...
We kissed.
In the hotel bar. We were drunk.
And we went up.
And we were pulling off each other's clothes
before we even closed the door.
Yeah, we were naked, and standing up,
and he touched my hip,
and it'd just been such a long time.
No, I'm sorry.
No... No, it's good. I like it.
Then what?
Erm...
We pressed up against the door,
and I pulled him into me...
..and we fucked. Did it feel good?
Yeah. It felt really good.
You know, some people, the first time, they can't get a rhythm,
but...
Yeah, not me and him.
Did you come?
Every single time we touched,
it just gave us another jolt of energy.
# Outside my guy is trying to find a little spare time
# Unwind with me a minute
# I've got red wine, no lie
# And since there's two of us
# Let's put the tunes on up loud... #
Can someone just get me an IPA?
# I wanna see what you make me do
# And how I know you think it may be too soon
# Come round and show me what you've got
# Cos it feels right
# And if I follow you
# I know that I should hesitate
# But it feels right
# Just the thought of you gives me the taste
# I know I'll crave
# But it feels right
# And if I follow you I know that I should hesitate... #
Someone's shagging in the gents.
What? There is fucking going on in one of the cubicles.
Yes. I want to hear. Yeah, let's all go.
No, no, no, they'll be done any minute by the sounds of it.
Oh, my God. Nina, it's them.
Oh, good on them. His dad's just died.
That's exactly what I'd do after my dad's funeral, to be honest.
Oh...
Hey.
Hey. Hey. I'm sorry.
Well, thank you.
I'm going to get some shots. Who wants some shots?
Yeah. Err, yeah, I'll give, I'll give you a hand.
No, thanks.
You, erm, you doing all right?
Yeah. I'm doing better than I was when I woke up.
I just need to keep doing things. Have people around.
Yeah, and lots of shots.
Come on, who wants to lose at pool?
Come on then. Huh? Come on.
Yes!
Right, I'm thinking we do teams.
THUD
Oh, sorry about that.
What's your team name? Just play!
You've got to have a team name, though.
So, you and Zack seem cosy again.
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
Just that, I was in the loo.
OK. Congratulations.
No, I mean, I was in the loo when you were in there,
so, congratulations to you, actually, I guess.
Mm.
I'm genuinely happy that you're having sex with your husband, who
you weren't having sex with, and you were about to leave. It's great.
OK, why do you give a shit, Josh?
I don't. Good.
Because you're getting married, remember?
Mm.
Hey, Everyone.
Esther and myself have come up with a plan.
Since it is still technically my dad's wake,
everyone back to ours for an afterparty, huh?
CHEERING
Get that down you.
Thank you.
# You know you need it
# Make what you want and I'll make what you see, yeah
# See it in your eyes
# See it in your eyes... #