1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,040 HORN HONKS 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,000 How many people are coming? 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,920 I thought we were meant to be keeping it small. 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,240 Well, it's just five of us. 5 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,000 But it feels like more of an event this way. 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,800 And there's more room for booze in the back. 7 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,160 So what, Georgia and Nina, and... Paul. 8 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,320 You asked Paul? 9 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,920 He's going to be your best man, isn't he? Course I asked him. 10 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,200 He's coming all the way from Glasgow? I dunno. 11 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,280 He said he'd be here, so presumably. Aww! 12 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,640 Oh, there's Zack and Fola. 13 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,040 Oh, yeah no, I saw Zack earlier. His dad died. 14 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,840 SHE WHISPERS: My God. Yeah. 15 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,840 So, they probably want some space. 16 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,560 I'm so sorry. 17 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,000 Oh, my God, Zack. 18 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,120 So, I hear you guys are getting married. Congrats. 19 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,080 Yeah. We're just off on our sten do now. 20 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,240 Your...? Stag and hen. 21 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,640 Oh. Nice. 22 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,240 We should...we should go. 23 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,360 God. I mean, fucking hell. Can you imagine? 24 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,520 Like if my mum just dropped dead like that, 25 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,120 I wouldn't be able to stand up. 26 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,520 Hey! Hi! Heya! 27 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,360 Oh, we are travelling in style, damn! 28 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,240 Yeah. We're just waiting on Paul now. 29 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,600 What, your old mate, Paul? 30 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,720 He's going to be Josh's best man, he's coming down from Glasgow. Cool. 31 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,080 Esther, which Paul did you invite? What do you mean? 32 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,920 Paul, my best mate? Or Paul, the dipshit intern I work with? 33 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,320 I dunno. Whichever one's down as "Paul" in your contacts. 34 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:26,440 What, you went through my phone? Esther, don't do it! 35 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,480 I'm joking. 36 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,960 Look, if I got the wrong one, then it's your fault for not 37 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,760 labelling your contacts better, babe. 38 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,080 Congratulations on the whole wedding shit! 39 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,000 Hey, Paul! Hey, mate. Yay. Yes! 40 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,680 Ace you could make it. Right. Everyone climb aboard. 41 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,440 N... 42 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:43,480 SHE CHUCKLES 43 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,440 All right. Where you sitting, Josh? 44 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,960 Right, just find any seat. 45 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,440 I'll probably... 46 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,240 No, you can sit there. 47 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,440 I can now reveal that, 48 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:58,240 for the great Josh and Esther stag-hen party, 49 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,480 we are going to... 50 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,480 THEY CHEER 51 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,920 ..East India Dock Basin Nature Reserve! 52 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,400 What's that? We're going where? 53 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,280 Josh, it's where you and me first snogged. 54 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,240 Ohh! On the geography field trip. 55 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,560 Oh, no way! I did geography for A-Level. 56 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,840 And it's where Josh first got a finger in. 57 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,640 Ugh, Esther! Awesome. 58 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,800 So, how do you know Josh, Paul? We work together. 59 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,120 Well, he works for me. And he works for my dad. 60 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,720 No...no! That is not actually true. 61 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,400 THEY LAUGH 62 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,400 Hello. Settle down! 63 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,160 It's your own time you're wasting. 64 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,280 What? 65 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,040 Fuck! OK. 66 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,080 Sten do! 67 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,080 THEY CHEER 68 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,480 Come and sit on the sofa. 69 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,000 I need to do something. 70 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,280 I'm not in the mood to do nothing. 71 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,520 I've got an idea. Uh-huh? 72 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,640 Do you want to go and get drunk with me? 73 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,880 Yeah... 74 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,400 Yeah, I think I do. 75 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,160 Can't believe you're getting married, man. 76 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,000 Like, no-one else I know is married. 77 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,800 Well, that's cos you're 20, Paul. Still, man. It's big. 78 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,640 I've never been invited to a wedding before. 79 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,000 You're not invited to the wedding. Oh, he's only kidding! 80 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,360 Course you're invited. 81 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,720 HE LAUGHS You joker! You're so funny. Yeah. 82 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,520 While it's just you and me, there was something that I, erm, 83 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,960 I wanted to ask you about, by the way. 84 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,480 Would you be my maid of honour? 85 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,280 Erm... 86 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,080 Or chief bridesmaid, or whatever. 87 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,040 It would just make sense, cos obviously, you're Josh's sister, 88 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,400 but we're mates in our own right now, aren't we? 89 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,320 I don't see much of the old school lot any more. 90 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,040 I mean, even if I did - not that you're second choice or anything. 91 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,480 No, I... 92 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,160 I'm very touched, Est. I'd love to. 93 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,000 Well, you don't seem that excited. 94 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,760 I'm just surprised. 95 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,720 I thought you didn't really want to get married. 96 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,280 Yeah, I didn't. Now I do. 97 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,840 OK. Cool...Cool. 98 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,440 Sten do! 99 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,440 LIGHT CHEERING 100 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,920 I really don't understand how you do Geography here. 101 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,680 It's a nature reserve. Where is the nature? 102 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,000 It's everywhere. 103 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,920 There's...there's fish, and there's...birds. 104 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,600 It looks like somewhere Luther would find a dead body. 105 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,520 Georgia told me. About Fola. 106 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,560 Oh, my God, I specifically told her not to. 107 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,240 I can't believe you lied to me. I can't believe you lied to Esther. 108 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,760 It's done. It's over. Yeah, that's what you said last time. 109 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,120 And now you're happily full steam ahead into married life 110 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,560 without a care... You're always telling me how I'm feeling, 111 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,200 never asking me how I'm feeling. 112 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,600 Have you told everyone that needs to know? 113 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,080 Yeah. 114 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:24,720 Apparently I now owe a bookie in Staten Island $3,000, so... 115 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,280 SHE CHUCKLES 116 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:35,480 You should say something. About him. 117 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,840 It's a wake, isn't it? 118 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,560 Kind of. 119 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:43,720 You should do a eulogy. Yeah. 120 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,480 Up. 121 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,760 Up, up, up, up, up, up. Thank you. 122 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:49,960 There you go. 123 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,000 Come on. 124 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,160 So, Tim. 125 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,640 My dad. 126 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,600 He loved me in his...way. 127 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,520 And I guess a lot of people can't say that about their dads. 128 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,120 And I loved him in my way. 129 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:17,000 Oh, I didn't like him. 130 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,560 No, he was an asshole. 131 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:25,920 I always wondered how I'd feel when this day would come. 132 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,200 I guess I feel grateful. 133 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,680 And I feel...free. 134 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,840 So, here's to you, old man. 135 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,160 Safe travels. 136 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,680 Esther, I love you like a sister, I really do. 137 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,000 And, just so you know, if Nina and Josh get too much, 138 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,680 we could always fake our own deaths and start a new life in Mexico! 139 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,440 THEY LAUGH 140 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,880 Cheers! ALL: Cheers! 141 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,680 All right, Paul. Everyone's done one except you. 142 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,160 No, Paul doesn't need to do one. He only met you four hours ago. 143 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,720 I've got something to say. Yes. Go on, Paul. 144 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,240 So, yeah, I don't really know that many married people. 145 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,680 But I feel really honoured to be invited to this, 146 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,120 and to the wedding, and Josh is cool, 147 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,640 and Esther seems really cool. 148 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,720 It's made me think of marriage in a different way. 149 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,560 Like, I never thought I wanted to do it, but seeing you two together, 150 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,400 and how cool you are, like, I know I want to be in a 151 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,080 relationship like that when I'm 40. 152 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,600 I'm 28. 153 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,920 You've been together for so long, it sounds like, 154 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,200 but it doesn't seem like you're bored of each other. 155 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,840 Like, you evolve and change. 156 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,640 You learn how to send each other dick pics and stuff! Yes, Josh! 157 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,080 Josh has never sent me a dick pic. 158 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,120 Yeah, never sent Esther a dick pic, Paul. 159 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,800 So, I don't know what you're talking about. 160 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,640 Oh, yeah...maybe I was thinking of someone else. 161 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,800 Yeah, I think you were. 162 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,560 What's he talking about? 163 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,440 Josh? 164 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,800 Give me your phone. 165 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,400 NERVOUS CHUCKLING 166 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,080 No. 167 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,400 Give me your phone. Well, no, my battery's about to die. 168 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,080 Don't do this to her. 169 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,840 Well, what the fuck does that mean? 170 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,400 What the fuck is going on? 171 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,640 Josh? Are you cheating on me? Esther, babe... 172 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,880 Don't "babe" me, you fucking arsehole. Esther... 173 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,960 Don't say my name! Whoa, whoa! HE SCREAMS 174 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,600 Oh, shit! Josh! 175 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,520 HE LAUGHS 176 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,520 Fucking hell!