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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God, I love you, Josh.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I love you too, Esther.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I love you so fucking much.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I love you so fucking much.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I can't wait for us to get married.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, me too.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Can you stop copying me?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Argh... Argh, ow. Actually, can you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">go on top for a bit? I've got cramp.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah. Sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ready?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">OK.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I was thinking, erm, do you reckon</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we should get a band?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What, like, for the wedding rings?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, like a band rather than a DJ</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for the wedding.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh. Er, right.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Because wedding</font>
<font color="#ffff00">bands can be fun, right?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, well, depends how much fun</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">you find a bunch of bald men playing</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Mr Brightside.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I knew you'd be a snob about this.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, yeah, it's just much cheaper</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to do it on a laptop, you know.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We know so many people who could</font>
<font color="#ffffff">do it. I mean, I could do it.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, you're not deejaying your</font>
<font color="#ffff00">own wedding.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, look,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">we've got ages to talk about this.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You, er, do you want some more porn</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, no. No. Sorry.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Er, sorry. I'm just...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm trying to be</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a bit more present, you know?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah. That's cool.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Just let me,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">let me focus for a minute.</font><font color="#ffffff"> OK.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. That's it.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yeah?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">A bit, a bit, a bit harder.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Argh, argh! Argh.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Did, did you, er...?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah? Oh, brilliant.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. You keep going, though, if you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">want to, cos...</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yeah?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah.</font><font color="#ffffff"> OK.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No, I should probably get to work,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">actually.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah, fine.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I've got an insecurity</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I get it when you're here with me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I take it cos I'm being a man</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># But I think it might be killing me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># What is love? What is hurt?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">What is she saying?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Let's get it back, who is he?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I could be the one who's playing</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I take it cos I'm being a man... #</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Hi, this is Fola. Leave a message</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">or just send a text like a normal</font>
<font color="#00ffff">person.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hey. Hey, it's me.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I've been, er, I've been thinking.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'll just tell Dad</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you're on a, on a work trip.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">That makes sense.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And then we can sort it out together</font>
<font color="#ffffff">another time.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Anyway, it'd be great to talk soon.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Last teabag, I'm afraid,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">so I double-dipped.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You're hopeless.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hey, I'm not the one sleeping on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the sofa.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Could you be with someone in</font>
<font color="#00ffff">this situation?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Like, if they wanted to wank off in</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a corner</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">as you shagged some random person?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I can't believe you're being such</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a prude about this.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, everyone has a kink.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, well, I don't.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Come on, course you do.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Maybe you just haven't found</font>
<font color="#ffff00">yours yet,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but you most definitely do.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And you shouldn't treat him like</font>
<font color="#ffff00">an alien</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">because he's worked out his.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It doesn't make him a bad person.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I wouldn't have expected you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to defend him.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, no, I still think he's like</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">if a ham and cheese sandwich</font>
<font color="#ffff00">was a person.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But at least he's got a little</font>
<font color="#ffff00">bit of mustard on him now.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">PHONE VIBRATES</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Mind you, it could be worse.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Do you remember that older guy</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was seeing a few years back?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He wanted me to...</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Please stop there.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Fine, if you're not interested</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in my disgusting wisdom,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'd better get to work.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's going to be all right, mate.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Promise.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE URINATES</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">So for the wedding, what were</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you thinking, like, next summer?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, probably.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, I mean, why not this summer?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Won't it take us ages to save up?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, it's not like we want</font>
<font color="#ffffff">anything fancy, is it?</font><font color="#ffff00"> No way.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Something low-key.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, but weddings always end up</font>
<font color="#ffff00">expensive, you know that.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">TOILET FLUSHES</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, we could just, like,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">treat it like a party.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Could do.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What, like this summer?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, I mean, like, we've waited</font>
<font color="#ffffff">11 years to get to this point.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Like, why wait any longer,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you know? Why not sooner?</font><font color="#ffff00"> What?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We know we want to do it,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">why don't we just get on with it?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I mean, like, I think we have</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to give notice and stuff</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">but we could do it in,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">like, a month.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">A month? Is that crazy?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'm only crazy for you.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Shut up.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck it, yeah. Let's do it.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I can look into the registry office</font>
<font color="#ffff00">today</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and, ooh, we could do it on, like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a Tuesday if we have to.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And - oh, my God - why don't we do</font>
<font color="#ffff00">our stag and hen do this weekend?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What, like a joint one?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Remember my cousin did a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">joint one?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">They called it a "sten do".</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, well, we're definitely</font>
<font color="#ffffff">not calling it that.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE GASPS</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Sten do.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Hi, it's Tim Regan.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You know what to do.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Did you miss your flight, Dad?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I bet you missed your flight,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">because I'm at the airport</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and you're not here.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You couldn't even be bothered</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to tell me you didn't make it?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">HE SIGHS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hey, er, I'm waiting for my dad,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">he was meant to be...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm sure he'll be through in a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">moment, sir.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No, I've been here for an hour</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and there's still no sign of him.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Sir, you just have to be patient.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I've been patient,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and there's no need to call me sir.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I just need you to check,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">so I can stop wasting my time,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">whether or not a passenger</font>
<font color="#ffffff">named Timothy Regan</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">was on the flight that got in from</font>
<font color="#ffffff">New York.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What's "oh"?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I have to stress that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the airline had no reason</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">to refuse your father from boarding.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">The cabin crew are, of course,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">fully trained</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and, from what I've been told,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">acted above and beyond throughout...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">VOICE GROWS DISTANT</font>