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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, great.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">So, erm, this guy's from Portugal,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and he donated sperm</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to help afford to do a PhD.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Well, that's something.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">A clever one.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Mm.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Ooh, sorry.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, Esther. This looks delicious.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's just from the shop.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh. You couldn't be bothered</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to make a cake</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">for your grandad's big day, Josh?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm joking!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm joshing with you, Joshie.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You've done a lovely job.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Time to get your fill of booze</font>
<font color="#ffff00">before baby time. Baby time!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, God, no.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm not actually getting pregnant.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">That's Georgia's thing,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that's always been the deal.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, congratulations, anyway.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It's fucking great.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Thanks. Yeah,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">it's scary, but it's exciting.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm glad we didn't</font>
<font color="#ffff00">announce anything.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I wouldn't want</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to overshadow you two.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Announce what?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Nothing.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, my God, are you and Josh...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, I just meant...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Nothing to report.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I just mean... It's your day.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, and Harold's, obviously.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mainly his.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But I'm so happy for you guys.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">CLANG!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You're like the, the bar to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">relationships, you know?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You're just like, happy and</font>
<font color="#ffff00">supportive, and, yeah...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, well, you know...</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I mean, we have to work for it.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">yeah, yeah. Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I know. I just mean,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you make it look easy.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You know? I mean, hey,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">maybe it is easier</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">when it's two... It's two women.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Erm, I don't think it is easier.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, no. I just mean...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I mean...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Maybe I should have done that.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Maybe you should have</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a drink of water or something?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">That's a good idea.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Josh, as host,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I think it's your duty to give</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a little speech</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">in honour of your grandad.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Dad, you know Josh isn't great</font>
<font color="#00ff00">at public speaking.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He's been doing the lunch,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">let him finish it in peace.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">No, no, no, no.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I think it's a great idea</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">and your grandad will be</font>
<font color="#00ffff">very touched.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm... Right, OK.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Ahem.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm... Erm, so we're all here to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">celebrate Grandad.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm, Harold. Erm, a, erm...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">A grandad, a dad, a husband.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah. Born during the Blitz!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">That's right.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm... Yeah, although I'm not sure</font>
<font color="#ffffff">they ever actually bombed Reading.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Sit down, Josh. No need to suffer.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE LAUGHS</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Family, that's what it's all</font>
<font color="#00ff00">about, isn't it?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And I'm very glad to have such</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a wonderful family.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">So, I'd like you all to raise your</font>
<font color="#00ff00">glass and drink to yourselves.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Well, one more toast,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to those that we miss so very much.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And first among them,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">my own dear darling, Rita.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">It's coming up to five years now</font>
<font color="#00ff00">since we lost her.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Something you want to share with</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the rest of us, Dad?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Hm, what? No.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Well, then maybe you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">could put your phone away</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">while your dad's giving</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a lovely speech?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I was just saying I'm going to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">be a bit longer.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, yeah, that scans.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">That's a good metaphor for the rest</font>
<font color="#ffffff">of your life, actually, Dad.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Nothing in life is as important as</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the new woman in it.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I was just...</font><font color="#ffffff"> No, honestly,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I don't know how someone as selfish</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and self-involved as you can come</font>
<font color="#ffffff">from someone like Grandad.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">All right, I don't mind a bit of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">sparring,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">but you're taking it</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a little bit too far, Joshie.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Simmer down a little bit, Josh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I say simmer up.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Let's have it all out.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">OK, the drunkest person in the room</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">is not the one</font>
<font color="#00ff00">we need the input from right now.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck off, Nina.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Hey, don't speak</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to my wife like that.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Don't speak to her wife like that!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, control your missus, Joshie.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What?</font><font color="#00ff00"> OK, Dad,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that is not what I meant!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Calm down, Nina,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">stress is bad for the baby.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, no, Grandad,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">she's not pregnant now.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'm going to be the one who carries.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You're not listening, Dad,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's in a test tube.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Excuse me? What did you just say?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I wasn't...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Don't say that about our...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DOOR OPENS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hey, no, no, Grandad,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you don't have to.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'll be right back up. I just,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you know, I just needed a minute.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, well, maybe I</font>
<font color="#ffff00">needed a minute as well.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, but it's freezing out here.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm all right, stop fussing.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'm sorry I ruined your birthday.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You didn't ruin anything.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It's a glorious day.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Don't be so hard on your dad,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he's doing his best.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, I mean, hardly!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">He's still shagging about.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He's a grown-up.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, ye-yeah, I mean,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in the loosest sense of the word.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's not his fault, Joshie.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">How is it not his fault?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I mean, you were married to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Grandma for 60 years.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You know, never even looked</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at another woman.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Right?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I was a young man.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Me and your gran,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we got married very young.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm afraid your dad probably</font>
<font color="#ffff00">knew about some of it.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I wasn't a saint, Josh.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, then, I'm not like</font>
<font color="#ffffff">either of you.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DOOR OPENS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Let's do it. You and me.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Let's do it.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Do what?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Everybody. Erm, I've got an</font>
<font color="#ffffff">announcement to make.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Or, actually, we've got an</font>
<font color="#ffffff">announcement to make.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We're getting married.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">We're engaged.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We are?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah! Yeah, we are!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yay!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">THEY CHEER AND CLAP</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">That's fantastic!</font><font color="#00ff00"> Whoo!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">PHONE VIBRATES</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hey. I know how you fuss,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">so I got that travel wallet</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you told me about.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I got my tickets, my passport,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">everything. Dad did good, huh?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yep. Yep.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I even booked a cab to JFK.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Great. That's good for you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hope everything's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">good in old London town?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">All's fine.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You know, actually, it's not.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">It's kind of shitty and I don't even</font>
<font color="#ffffff">know what to say to you right now.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You know they asked me if I wanted</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a vegan meal on the flight?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">HE CHUCKLES</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Is that the craziest thing</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you ever heard of?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Sorry. Just got rid of my family.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">God, never again.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I've left Zack.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I mean, well, I think I've...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I think I've left him.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And that doesn't mean that you have</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to do anything immediately.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm... I should probably, erm,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">say something.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm... Erm, me and Esther...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">..we got, erm...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">..engaged.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah. This afternoon.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I-I mean, it's complicated,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">but, erm...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, we're, erm,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">we're going to get married.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And, you know, in light of that,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I think, erm, you and I should</font>
<font color="#ffffff">probably stop whatever this is.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Or has been.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You were all over me this morning.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Things... events, changed.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I-I'm sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Just stop.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'm trying to do</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the right thing here.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You're a coward, Josh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Go home.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Liahr</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Biig Piig</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># My mistake</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># One night couldn't hurt</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I'm almost certain, babe</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># What a stupid thing I said</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I know I made</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># My bed when we undressed</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Just couldn't help it, aye</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I'm still working it out and under</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Truth told,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">never spent time on my own</font>

168
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<font color="#ffffff"># My guy doesn't like me now at all</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I tried calming him down,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">it got boring</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># What's a night rush</font>
<font color="#ffffff">worth in the morning?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># All right, you can be mad</font>
<font color="#ffffff">if you want</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># But don't come crying to me</font>
<font color="#ffffff">when you're drunk</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Speak lots, but you don't know</font>
<font color="#ffffff">what you want, babe</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># What's a typo worth?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Could you call me?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Liar. #</font>