1 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,000 HE SNIFFS 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,000 Fuck. 3 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,680 Agh! 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,480 I don't understand how you can burn gravy. 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,600 No, it's not burnt. It's fine. It smells burny. 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,200 Maybe you're having a stroke. DOORBELL RINGS 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,320 Well, don't just sit there, go and help Grandad up. 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,320 All right. Jesus. 9 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,560 OK. Last chance to marry me before everyone gets here. 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,720 Engage, not marry. Last chance to engage me, then. 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,840 You're obviously gonna say yes, stop dragging it out, it's boring. 12 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,720 Wha... Too late. They're here. 13 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,160 Go easy on your dad today. 14 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,400 Hey. Hello, Joshie. 15 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,120 All right, old man? Hey! 16 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,120 Where's Grandad? Joshie. 17 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,800 Hey. Hey! 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,760 You've let your hair grow long. Yeah, yeah. 19 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,160 Well, have a seat, Grandad, 20 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,160 because we're about half an hour away from eating. Don't mind me. 21 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,480 Noah, we've got a Linda McCartney in the freezer for Sadie. 22 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,440 Right, yeah, er, Sadie won't be joining us today, I'm afraid. 23 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,680 Oh. Right, well, it would have been nice to know that 24 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,280 before we bought the Linda McCartney. 25 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,000 Sorry, I meant to text but, er... 26 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,600 Is Sadie all right? 27 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,920 Yeah, nothing to worry about. 28 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,720 Why don't we get your grandad a drink? 29 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,680 I'll get him one. Oh, Georgia's getting him one. 30 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,120 Who's getting me one? 31 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,680 Oh, thank you. 32 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,960 Hey. 33 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,400 You want some coffee? 34 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,080 Oh, I'm gonna get hangry if I don't eat something soon. 35 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,760 Oh, no-one wants to see you hangry. 36 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:42,240 Well, why don't you stay here, and I'll go grab us some lunch? 37 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,520 Yeah, I'll be...I'll be right back. 38 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:48,000 And then, our day of doing absolutely fuck-all can begin, 39 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,240 I promise. 40 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,440 DOOR CLOSES AND OPENS 41 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,200 How's the mistress? Ooh, Georgia! 42 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,120 I just meant how did that conversation go? 43 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,480 Did you nip it in the bud? 44 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,280 Look, really, let's not talk about it here, yeah. 45 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,120 Oh, my God. 46 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,120 SHE LAUGHS 47 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:21,080 I mean, live your life, but Nina's gonna lose her shit. 48 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,520 Then don't tell her, and she can keep her shit. 49 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,600 Hey. 50 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,680 Hey, no, no, no. Hey, Georgia, Georgia, Georgia. 51 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,280 Hey, Joshie, come on, just one. It's for Insta. 52 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,720 Ah, this is from Josh, 53 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:38,360 so you probably already know what it is. 54 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,920 Let's have a look. Ah. 55 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,680 Oh, Josh, mate, thank you. 56 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:45,960 It's an original pressing. 57 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,200 You said you and Grandma used to dance to it all the time. 58 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,520 Yeah, we used to. 59 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,520 THEY CHUCKLE 60 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,080 My present's on its way, Dad. 61 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,920 Oh, it's on its way, is it? 62 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,920 Babe, how many bottles do we have left? Not enough. 63 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,400 Is this too many? 64 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,520 It's only, like, 60, but any more and I worry it'll look ridiculous. 65 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,280 What are you doing? I was trying to get 80 candles, 66 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,600 cos your grandad's gonna be... Esther, it looks stupid, 67 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,080 looks like a hedgehog. 68 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,680 I know you're stressed about your family, 69 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,920 but you do not get to talk to me like that. Hey. 70 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,480 Hey... Oh. 71 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,080 This is really good, Josh. 72 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,400 Perfectly cooked. 73 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,240 How's work, Josh? 74 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,520 Why have you always got to ask it like that? Like what? 75 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,680 Like in that tone. Like you already know the answer, 76 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,800 and it's gonna be the most boring thing in the world. 77 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,360 I don't think he meant anything by it. 78 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,920 I just wanted to know, sue me. 79 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,600 So, Esther, how's school? 80 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,040 Ooh, we got this new metal detector 81 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,960 and all the kids with braces keep setting it... 82 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,520 I like my job, Dad. Like, I don't come home to Esther 83 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,960 complaining about how much I hate it. Well, not every night. 84 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,680 Can we not just have one lunch where we...? 85 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,000 You were so good at music, you could have focused on that. 86 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,920 Well, you were the one with the band. Yes, I was. 87 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,480 I had a tape played by... TOGETHER: John Peel two weeks in a row. 88 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,120 WHISPERS: Who's John Peel? Don't know. 89 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,360 Then for years you taught kids how to play Stand By Me on the guitar. 90 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,720 Yes, I did because I had to take care of you and your sister. 91 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,920 Well, only until I was eight, 92 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,320 and then you fucked off with mum's mate, Tara. Uh-uh! 93 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,480 Where is Sadie, Dad? 94 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,880 Wild guess, she left, cos she caught you shagging someone else, again?! 95 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,920 It's more complicated than that! I bet it wasn't! 96 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,800 Everybody take a deep breath. 97 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,040 Well, if nothing else, your dad's decisive, Josh. 98 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,360 Oh, come on, that is unfair, don't you need to... 99 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,560 We're having a baby. 100 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,880 Um, not yet, 101 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,200 but we are properly looking into donors and stuff. 102 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,880 Oh, my God. That is amazing. 103 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,720 THEY CHEER 104 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,000 I love babies! 105 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,000 THEY ALL LAUGH 106 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,120 I got you a ham and cheese sandwich, 107 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,240 but we can swap if you don't fancy it. 108 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,720 I wanted to get you the tuna, I know that's your fave, 109 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,160 but they didn't have it in. 110 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,400 Are you OK? 111 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,720 Fola, I know. 112 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,840 You've been fucking Josh. 113 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,120 Oh, my God. 114 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,760 I... 115 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:51,000 Fuck. 116 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,720 Yeah. Fuck. 117 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,520 When did it start? 118 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:05,240 I just want to say that I'm fully aware that I've messed things up, 119 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,480 and what a shitty human being I am, so you don't need to... 120 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,600 You're not a shitty human being. When did it start? 121 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,040 Um... 122 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,800 ..in Finland. 123 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,920 He was there, we got drunk in the hotel bar, 124 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,000 and I...I didn't even know that he was living here. 125 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,040 Right. But you did it again when you got back home? 126 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,920 You know, you and me didn't have sex for basically 127 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,680 the entire year that we've been married. 128 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,960 You and Josh had sex when you got back home? 129 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,680 Yeah, but do you know what that's like - 130 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,400 to be barely touched by the person that you love? 131 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,520 OK, I'll stop. I'll...I'll stop right now. 132 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,840 No. 133 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,400 I want you to keep doing it. 134 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:53,960 Sorry? 135 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,680 You want me to keep having sex with Josh? 136 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,760 How did you find out? 137 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,320 Since I overheard you and him. 138 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,640 Yeah. I came home earlier than I said, and, yeah... 139 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,040 I'm sorry that you found out like that. 140 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,600 I liked it. 141 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,760 Hearing you and him. I mean, I hated it. 142 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,480 But also it turned me on. 143 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,280 Wow. 144 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,840 OK, wow. 145 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,800 So last night when we had sex... 146 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,320 I'd seen you together in the street. 147 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,080 I always thought that my sex drive, or whatever, was just low. 148 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,560 SHE EXHALES DEEPLY 149 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,120 I'm gonna... 150 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,320 ..gonna... 151 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,440 I didn't have any breakfast. I'm just... 152 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,080 What are you thinking? 153 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,320 So, do you watch me or something? 154 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,920 How does this work? 155 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,680 I don't know. 156 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,480 I'm freaking out a bit, to be honest with you. 157 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,120 You know, I think I could take you being angry 158 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,000 because I would've deserved that. 159 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,200 So, er, what do you call yourselves? 160 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,360 What do you mean? 161 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:34,400 Are you, like a, what, a...voyeur? 162 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,360 I don't call myself anything. It's still, it's still me. 163 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,480 Is it me that you were into last night, 164 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,760 or the idea of me with somebody else? 165 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,280 Of course, it's you, don't be crazy! 166 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,200 OK, yeah, let's not throw the word crazy around 167 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,840 when you're cracking one off to your wife shagging someone else. 168 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,480 That's not fair. I'm trying to be honest, this isn't easy for me. 169 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,720 It's complicated! This is not a Facebook status 170 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,440 from when you were 19, Zack! 171 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,720 I don't understand what's going through your mind! 172 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,760 Neither do I! Do you even love me? 173 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,120 Of course I love you. 174 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,800 Well, how can you say that? 175 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:05,080 How can you say you love me when you want me to fuck someone else?!