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<font color="#ffffff">You stupid caveman!</font><font color="#ffff00"> Whoa...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Fola, I'm sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Is that your first reaction</font>
<font color="#ffffff">when you sleep with someone new,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">you send them a picture</font>
<font color="#ffffff">of your dick?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hey, whoa! I... Hey. The last time</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I slept with someone new,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I didn't have a camera phone.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">That's not the fucking point, Josh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">OK, is the only reason you got me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">here to yell at me, or...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">..yeah, partly.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I just needed some company.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Fola, I am so...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I am so sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It was completely out of line.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You didn't have to wear a suit.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, it wasn't, ah...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Never mind.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ooh, can I have some of that...</font><font color="#ffffff"> No.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You're not forgiven yet.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">But you can buy me a drink.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Get the door.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE RINGS DOORBELL</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Esther.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Sorry. I wanted to...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What are you doing here?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I live two streets from</font>
<font color="#ffffff">where I grew up.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I work at the same stupid school</font>
<font color="#ffffff">that I went to.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No offence.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I've been with Josh since I was 17.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And we...watch TV.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We go to the pub.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I get drunk, probably</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a bit too much.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And we have sex,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and every time it's just like,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in, out, in, out,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and then it's done.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And that's my life.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Esther...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">The only thing that shook things up,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">it was when you and me hooked up.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Esther, you shouldn't even be here.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Who's your friend?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Fuck.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I had a party at the school.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'll just give the keys.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm the wife.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">She probably hasn't mentioned</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that I exist.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm... But nothing happened.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Look, Meera, can we just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">talk about this...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I should probably...</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, you should.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE SHOUTS:</font><font color="#00ffff"> I'm absolutely...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUFFLED SHOUTING</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Can I try and explain myself?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You can try.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I was trying to keep things</font>
<font color="#ffff00">casual, you know, like we said.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But I'm just not very good at that.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, the last time</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I flirted with someone,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I ended up going out with them</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for 11 years.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And counting.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, and...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I followed some advice</font>
<font color="#ffff00">from an idiot,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and, you know, you mentioned</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that you liked my, erm...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Penis?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah, that.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">That doesn't mean that I want to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">see a picture of it, Josh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, I know. I know.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And I haven't really known</font>
<font color="#ffff00">if I was coming or going all day,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">because...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..I keep thinking about you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">A lot.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Like, all the time.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And, you know, I know</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that's not an excuse.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm... I'm a fucking shithead.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You know, I deserve everything</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I get, frankly. And you should...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">OK, all right, don't blow</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a blood vessel.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hi.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Erm, G&T and a pint, please.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Erm... And some nuts, chilli ones.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">So, erm...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I saw an ex tonight.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I wasn't meant to.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">It's been two years.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">So that... That's why I asked you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to come and get me.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Me and Connor - that's...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">That's his fucking name.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We used to do this sort of thing.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Er, he would, erm,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">take pictures of me,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">which had better lighting</font>
<font color="#ffffff">than yours, I should mention.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I mean, they were in</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the loos at work</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">so it wasn't ideal.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I knew that he was a dirtbag</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at heart, but we had this...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">..thing, you know? This crackle.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hm.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">But it wasn't THE thing,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">so I broke up with him.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And he took that badly, and he...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Sorry, er...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">He...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">He sent those pictures,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and a video actually,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">to my friends, and my boss</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and my parents.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck. Fola, I...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">If I'd have known, I'd never have...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Mm.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, well.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I went freelance,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I mostly stopped seeing my mates.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And some of them took his side,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">said that I was overreacting.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Seriously?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Then I met Zack.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And he made me feel...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">..safe and secure and, erm...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, well, I didn't...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I haven't told him about</font>
<font color="#ffffff">any of this.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I felt like I wanted a fresh start.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Now I come to think of it,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">it's not really a good reason</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to marry someone.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">There are worse reasons.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">At least you didn't marry fucking</font>
<font color="#ffff00">WikiLeaks Connor.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh! Josh, you can't joke about that.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I figured you could take it.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I really like talking to you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I really like talking to you.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I have a confession.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I stole your parcel.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Aha!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">If you wanted a copy of</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a travel guide to Finland,</font>

129
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<font color="#ffffff">you could've asked me.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I wondered where that had got to.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, well, it's out of date anyway.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">So it's not much use.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm... I should go inside.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Anything you...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..need?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">All right, OK. You should...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">You should go.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Go on, fuck off.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">KEYS RATTLE</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">PHONE VIBRATES</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I thought that maybe you were</font>
<font color="#ffffff">still at the party.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">No, I've just been waiting here.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"># Making a toastie,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a cheese toastie, yeah!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"># Bread and cheese,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">cheese and bread... #</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm so, so sorry I had to bail.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You're a shit for leaving me there.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">But it's really good, this.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Thank you.</font>

152
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<font color="#ffff00">I used that posh cheddar.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Marry me.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Let's get married.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I thought you didn't wa...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I didn't.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Now I... Now I do.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I want to marry you.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Marry me.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Please?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Leadlight</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Julia Jacklin</font>