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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, it's going to be so great</font>
<font color="#ffffff">tonight.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Everyone back together,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">getting pissed in the school gym,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">we'll have a dance.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">It will be like no time has passed.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Can you do me up?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I feel stupid, cos no-one else</font>
<font color="#ffff00">is going to be dressed in a suit.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">God, you're so grumpy today.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Of course everyone'll be dressed</font>
<font color="#ffffff">up - it's a special occasion.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's not my special occasion.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I went to yours. Stop moaning.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">All I'm saying is if your mate</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Nicole is there, she's definitely</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">not going to be dressed up.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Leopard</font>
<font color="#ffffff">print counts as dressing up.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, not if you wear it literally</font>
<font color="#ffff00">every single day of your life.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I wonder who's going to have</font>
<font color="#ffffff">changed the most?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I saw on Simon's Instagram the other</font>
<font color="#ffffff">day that he's gotten, like,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">super into body-building.</font><font color="#ffff00"> What,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">little, tiny Simon?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yeah,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">his neck's wider than his head now.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Wow. Good for him.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Do you ever wish you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">could go back and do it again?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Absolutely not.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Really? Oh, I'd love</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to. I think I'd do it differently.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Like, I'd appreciate it more -</font>
<font color="#ffffff">getting to learn things.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">So, you're saying you wouldn't skip</font>
<font color="#ffff00">lessons to snog me behind the Asda?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, no, I didn't say that.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Shit, we've got to go. Will you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">hurry up?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm literally ready,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I've been... Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Bulletproof</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by La Roux</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">QUIETLY: Josh.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah, yeah.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Josh!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">One second.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You told me to mingle.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Seven.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Seven people turned up.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Well...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..maybe there's a problem with</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the trains or something, hm?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Let me check. I'll... Yeah?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">OK, I'll just...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Reception's better over here, so...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">PHONE RINGS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">VOICEMAIL:</font><font color="#00ff00"> Hi, this is Fola,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">leave a message or just send</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a text like a normal person.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hi. Um... Er...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I don't think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my texts are getting through,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">so I thought I'd call,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but, anyway, um, I think</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I've been hacked. Yeah, um,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">some people have been saying they've</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">been getting some weird</font>
<font color="#ffff00">texts from me and, er...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Um...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Sorry, that is, um, a lie.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I didn't get hacked.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Um, I was just trying to keep things</font>
<font color="#ffff00">light and sexy,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but I'm an idiot</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I'm really sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Um, and I'm really</font>
<font color="#ffff00">sorry for lying just now.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Um, but I'd really like to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">explain in person, so text me</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">if you want to meet up later.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Er, bye.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">PHONE BUZZES</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, my God.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">So you were literally</font>
<font color="#ffffff">left at the altar?</font><font color="#00ffff"> Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Becky, are you...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">are you still with Leo?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Oh, no.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We, um, we were together for about</font>
<font color="#ffff00">six months,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">er, ten years ago.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Er, Tash? I feel like we haven't</font>
<font color="#ffffff">heard from you in ages.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You're not on Instagram or anything?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was in a Thai prison.</font><font color="#ffffff"> I'm sorry?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">For three months.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">My boyfriend asked me to take</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a package on a flight to Laos and...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Fucking hell!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">That...that is wild.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Isn't...? Isn't that wild, babe?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hm? Wild.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, that, um...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, God, that actually,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">um, that actually</font>
<font color="#ffffff">reminds me of, um, when me and</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Josh, we went to that big shopping</font>
<font color="#ffffff">centre - do you remember, babe? -</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and, um, ah, the security guard at</font>
<font color="#ffffff">River Island thought that I'd nicked</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">something, when actually they'd just</font>
<font color="#ffffff">forgotten to take the tag off.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. That was a big day, wasn't it?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">More punch, anyone?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I don't really drink.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Nah.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Future Me Hates Me</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by The Beths</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Finally,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the princess deigns to join us.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Mwah. Look at me, I even got dressed</font>
<font color="#00ffff">up.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Oh, my gosh, I am impressed.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Where are the others?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm really glad that you talked</font>
<font color="#00ffff">me into this.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I am so sorry, Fola. I did not know</font>
<font color="#00ff00">this was going to happen.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">What are you talking about?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Fol.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Fola!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I really don't want to see you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Look, let me just say one thing,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">all right?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And then...then I'll leave.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Fine.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">If what I did hurt you,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">then I really am sorry.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">IF what you did hurt me?!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You know I could still report you?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I've been going to therapy.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Good.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Did your therapist tell you that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you're a cunt?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You know, it was a bad time for me,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">too.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Oh, give me a break.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, maybe you should be more</font>
<font color="#ffff00">careful with your pictures</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">next time, OK?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What are you doing?!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Just put it in a bag of rice.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE SOBS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">RINGING TONE</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">VOICEMAIL:</font><font color="#00ff00"> Hey, it's Zack.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Please leave a message after the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">beep. Thank you.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Ah, Mrs Harpenson?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Do you guys remember Mrs Harpenson</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with the weird mole thing?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MESSAGE ALERT</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Didn't we give the mole a name?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Remember? Cos it had those hairs.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You OK, babe?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, actually, um, I've got to go.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">There's an emergency at work.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">On a Friday night?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah, they've,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">um, they've lost, um, the keys,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">so they can't lock up properly.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm really sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Wait, you can't just... Wait, you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">can't just leave me on my own.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I should probably go.</font><font color="#ffffff"> No! God, no.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">It's way too early to leave.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No, let's play a game. Um, let's</font>
<font color="#ffffff">play, Never Have I Ever.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, sorry.</font><font color="#00ff00"> That's OK.</font><font color="#ffffff"> OK.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You start, Tash.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Fine! Um, never have I ever...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..been left at the altar.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Er...</font><font color="#00ffff"> No, no, it's fine.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Never have I ever been held</font>
<font color="#00ffff">prisoner in a foreign country.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm going to go.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Yeah, me, too.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Right.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SLOW MUSIC PLAYS</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Come on, big guy.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE MOANS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Never have I ever thrown</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a good school reunion.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Never have I ever had an adventure.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Never have I ever...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">..done absolutely fuck-all</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with my life.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Keep It Near</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Brooke Bentham</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># I left my mouth to become yours</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># I left my mouth...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Agh!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># To become yours...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Fuck off.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Calling it all off again</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Falling in and out again</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Call it all off again</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Falling in and out again. #</font>