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OK, so that's five more minutes
left of detention
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and then you're all released
from captivity.
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WHISPERED: Race you to the other
side? Esther.
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Loser buys the first pint.
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Fine. But we're do it slalom style.
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And no running. Sure.
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WHISPERED: Three...
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..two...
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..one.
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Damn it.
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Don't forget I've been doing this
a lot longer than you have.
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I'll have a Guinness.
Yes, all right.
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Just one though. OK.
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Now which one looks the most like a
Charles Dickens character? Oh, easy.
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SHE LAUGHS, CLEARS HER THROAT
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KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Hi.
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Hi.
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DOOR CLOSES
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So, er...
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Fola, um, I am, erm...
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I'm really sorry about, uh...
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HE SIGHS
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Shit, I probably... I should've
written this down. Mm-hm.
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Mum's made us dinner, by the way.
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Your mum?
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No, OUR mum. Er, but she's out.
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Er, they...they...they both are.
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They? Zack? Sorry, you've
completely lost me. I...
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No, they're out. They're out,
so we... So we can sneak up
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and...you can...
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..fuck me on our parents' bed,
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like you promised.
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Wha...
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SHE CHUCKLES
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OK, I'm trying to go along with
whatever weird shit you're into,
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and you're checking your phone,
so... No, erm, maybe we should...
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..sit down and talk about what's...
No, you can't,
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No, you can't just send a fucked-up,
but surprisingly hot text
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and say you want to talk.
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Er...
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That message...
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..wasn't meant for you.
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SHE LAUGHS
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LAUGHING: Oh, my God!
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OK... I need a drink. Do you...
Do you want a drink? Yeah. OK.
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HE MOUTHS
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Hey, Nat?
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Can you change my 6pm to tomorrow?
I, er, I need to get home.
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To be honest, I basically just
picked PE
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cos I thought there'd be no marking.
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It's funny.
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I can't imagine that we would've
ever been friends
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if we were at school together.
But we're friends now.
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Yeah.
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I like being friends with my boss.
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Yes. Well, erm...
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Me too.
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But, erm, I just wanted to say...
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I hope you don't think that
I...took advantage of you.
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The other week? I don't want you to
think that there was any kind of
power play or... Are you...? So...
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Are you joking?
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I mean, I appreciate that, but I'm
pretty sure it was me that got in
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the back of your cab and started
getting with you, right?
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Yes... Yes, you did, erm...
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But still.
Thought I should flag it.
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Well flagged.
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Probably...time for another cab...
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..isn't it?
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J... Erm, just cos, er...
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..school night and everything.
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Yes... Yes. Oh.
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Home time.
SHE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY
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Unless...
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You want one more?
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Um...
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Um...
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Sure. Yeah. Why not.
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I know, I'm sorry. It's my fault.
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Of course, it's your fault.
I just want to crawl into a hole.
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I'm sorry, what was that,
Jamie Lannister?
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No. It's not incest.
It's step-siblings.
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It's not Game of Thrones,
it's...Cruel Intentions, or erm,
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Alicia Silverstone
and Paul Rudd in Clueless.
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It's still weird.
You're a fucking weirdo.
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You're going to end up with kids
with webbed fingers or whatever.
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Me and Esther aren't actually
related, for the record, OK?
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I was just trying to do
the right thing.
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And you were about to go along
with it. Yeah, still not normal.
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Normal is different things for
different people, so...
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Oh, that's nice. Did you get that
off the side a coffee mug or
something?
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It's not even my...! It's Esther,
Esther's into it.
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She... She's into role-play
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and wants us to do more of it
and stuff and...
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Like, when you've been in
a relationship as long as we have,
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you get into a routine.
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Yeah, I get that but...
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I bet you and Zack don't have
that problem!
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I bet you're like, doing it upside
down and hanging from the ceiling,
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what with the upper arm strength
he has, I mean, oh, my...
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Sorry, I probably shouldn't be
talking about...
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SHE EXHALES, SOBS
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Oh, shit, sorry. No, I didn't mean
to upset you.
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No, it's, erm...
It's not you, you idiot.
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It's, erm...
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Oh, God, I can't believe
that I'm...crying.
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You're like the third person
I've ever cried in front of.
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I cry all the time.
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That Paddington film was on
TV the other day
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and Esther thought
one of my family had died.
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HE GIGGLES, SHE CHUCKLES
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No, it's erm...
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Zack and I haven't had sex...
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..basically the whole time
we've been married.
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That's quite, erm...
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I mean, that must be difficult.
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It's lonely.
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It's really fucking lonely.
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That's what it is.
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Er, sorry, what were you, erm...
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When you came in, you were going to
say something, before...
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Come with me.
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Is Zack not...? I mean, you know,
is this not going to be weird,
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I mean, in your own bedroom?
Oh, Jesus Christ, Josh,
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that's like if I murdered someone
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and you had a problem with me
stealing their wallet.
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THEY LAUGH
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Oh, sorry...!
LAUGHING: Shut up!
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There's washing...!
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JOSH MOANS
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FOLA MOANS
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KEYS JINGLE
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
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Hi, my love.
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Fola?
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I thought we could get a takeaway
and...
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JOSH AND FOLA PANT AND MOAN
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Oh... Faster. Yeah?
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THEY MOAN
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Oh, God... I'm close.
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Oh, Josh.
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HE PANTS FASTER, SHE MOANS
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Don't stop...
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Oh! Cramp, cramp...
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Don't stop, don't stop,
don't stop...
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HE LOOSENS BELT
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I'm close, I'm close...
JOSH'S MOANING INTENSIFIES
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I'm close, Josh. Don't stop...
Don't stop. Don't stop.
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THEIR MOANING INTENSIFIES
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THEIR PANTING AND MOANING SLOWS
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ZACK SIGHS
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FOLA AND JOSH'S MUFFLED CHATTER
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THEY KISS, MOAN SOFTLY
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What the fuck?