1 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,880 OK, so that's five more minutes left of detention 2 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,320 and then you're all released from captivity. 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,960 WHISPERED: Race you to the other side? Esther. 4 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,320 Loser buys the first pint. 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,560 Fine. But we're do it slalom style. 6 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,080 And no running. Sure. 7 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,280 WHISPERED: Three... 8 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,520 ..two... 9 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:33,840 ..one. 10 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,760 Damn it. 11 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,400 Don't forget I've been doing this a lot longer than you have. 12 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,960 I'll have a Guinness. Yes, all right. 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,680 Just one though. OK. 14 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:03,160 Now which one looks the most like a Charles Dickens character? Oh, easy. 15 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,880 SHE LAUGHS, CLEARS HER THROAT 16 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,240 KNOCKING ON DOOR 17 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,560 Hi. 18 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:24,600 Hi. 19 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,520 DOOR CLOSES 20 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,520 So, er... 21 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,480 Fola, um, I am, erm... 22 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,400 I'm really sorry about, uh... 23 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,720 HE SIGHS 24 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,160 Shit, I probably... I should've written this down. Mm-hm. 25 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,360 Mum's made us dinner, by the way. 26 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,200 Your mum? 27 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,840 No, OUR mum. Er, but she's out. 28 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,560 Er, they...they...they both are. 29 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,280 They? Zack? Sorry, you've completely lost me. I... 30 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:02,200 No, they're out. They're out, so we... So we can sneak up 31 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,640 and...you can... 32 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,720 ..fuck me on our parents' bed, 33 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,560 like you promised. 34 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:12,920 Wha... 35 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,640 SHE CHUCKLES 36 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:17,520 OK, I'm trying to go along with whatever weird shit you're into, 37 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,240 and you're checking your phone, so... No, erm, maybe we should... 38 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,320 ..sit down and talk about what's... No, you can't, 39 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,480 No, you can't just send a fucked-up, but surprisingly hot text 40 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,760 and say you want to talk. 41 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,240 Er... 42 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,600 That message... 43 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,200 ..wasn't meant for you. 44 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,600 SHE LAUGHS 45 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,120 LAUGHING: Oh, my God! 46 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:50,440 OK... I need a drink. Do you... Do you want a drink? Yeah. OK. 47 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,520 HE MOUTHS 48 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,040 Hey, Nat? 49 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:10,920 Can you change my 6pm to tomorrow? I, er, I need to get home. 50 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,560 To be honest, I basically just picked PE 51 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,160 cos I thought there'd be no marking. 52 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,600 It's funny. 53 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,280 I can't imagine that we would've ever been friends 54 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,120 if we were at school together. But we're friends now. 55 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:26,680 Yeah. 56 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,680 I like being friends with my boss. 57 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,360 Yes. Well, erm... 58 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,360 Me too. 59 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,760 But, erm, I just wanted to say... 60 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,440 I hope you don't think that I...took advantage of you. 61 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,600 The other week? I don't want you to think that there was any kind of power play or... Are you...? So... 62 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,680 Are you joking? 63 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,440 I mean, I appreciate that, but I'm pretty sure it was me that got in 64 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:57,200 the back of your cab and started getting with you, right? 65 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,800 Yes... Yes, you did, erm... 66 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,680 But still. Thought I should flag it. 67 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,280 Well flagged. 68 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:16,040 Probably...time for another cab... 69 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,080 ..isn't it? 70 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,480 J... Erm, just cos, er... 71 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,840 ..school night and everything. 72 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,080 Yes... Yes. Oh. 73 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,240 Home time. SHE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY 74 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,560 Unless... 75 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,320 You want one more? 76 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,560 Um... 77 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:38,560 Um... 78 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,640 Sure. Yeah. Why not. 79 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,400 I know, I'm sorry. It's my fault. 80 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,520 Of course, it's your fault. I just want to crawl into a hole. 81 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,400 I'm sorry, what was that, Jamie Lannister? 82 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,040 No. It's not incest. It's step-siblings. 83 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,080 It's not Game of Thrones, it's...Cruel Intentions, or erm, 84 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,360 Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd in Clueless. 85 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,560 It's still weird. You're a fucking weirdo. 86 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,480 You're going to end up with kids with webbed fingers or whatever. 87 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,720 Me and Esther aren't actually related, for the record, OK? 88 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,600 I was just trying to do the right thing. 89 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,120 And you were about to go along with it. Yeah, still not normal. 90 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,560 Normal is different things for different people, so... 91 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,480 Oh, that's nice. Did you get that off the side a coffee mug or something? 92 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,720 It's not even my...! It's Esther, Esther's into it. 93 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,840 She... She's into role-play 94 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,760 and wants us to do more of it and stuff and... 95 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,400 Like, when you've been in a relationship as long as we have, 96 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,280 you get into a routine. 97 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,560 Yeah, I get that but... 98 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,200 I bet you and Zack don't have that problem! 99 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,480 I bet you're like, doing it upside down and hanging from the ceiling, 100 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,800 what with the upper arm strength he has, I mean, oh, my... 101 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,960 Sorry, I probably shouldn't be talking about... 102 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,680 SHE EXHALES, SOBS 103 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,600 Oh, shit, sorry. No, I didn't mean to upset you. 104 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:56,200 No, it's, erm... It's not you, you idiot. 105 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,200 It's, erm... 106 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,680 Oh, God, I can't believe that I'm...crying. 107 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:05,280 You're like the third person I've ever cried in front of. 108 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,880 I cry all the time. 109 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,920 That Paddington film was on TV the other day 110 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,160 and Esther thought one of my family had died. 111 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,600 HE GIGGLES, SHE CHUCKLES 112 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,560 No, it's erm... 113 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:23,000 Zack and I haven't had sex... 114 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,840 ..basically the whole time we've been married. 115 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,120 That's quite, erm... 116 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,200 I mean, that must be difficult. 117 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,560 It's lonely. 118 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,040 It's really fucking lonely. 119 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,320 That's what it is. 120 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,920 Er, sorry, what were you, erm... 121 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,960 When you came in, you were going to say something, before... 122 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:02,840 Come with me. 123 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,960 Is Zack not...? I mean, you know, is this not going to be weird, 124 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,600 I mean, in your own bedroom? Oh, Jesus Christ, Josh, 125 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,160 that's like if I murdered someone 126 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,760 and you had a problem with me stealing their wallet. 127 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,480 THEY LAUGH 128 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,360 Oh, sorry...! LAUGHING: Shut up! 129 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,920 There's washing...! 130 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,280 JOSH MOANS 131 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,200 FOLA MOANS 132 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,760 KEYS JINGLE 133 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,000 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 134 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,280 Hi, my love. 135 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,760 Fola? 136 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,560 I thought we could get a takeaway and... 137 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:32,280 JOSH AND FOLA PANT AND MOAN 138 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,120 Oh... Faster. Yeah? 139 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,320 THEY MOAN 140 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,480 Oh, God... I'm close. 141 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,640 Oh, Josh. 142 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,600 HE PANTS FASTER, SHE MOANS 143 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,800 Don't stop... 144 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,360 Oh! Cramp, cramp... 145 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,280 Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop... 146 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,800 HE LOOSENS BELT 147 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,600 I'm close, I'm close... JOSH'S MOANING INTENSIFIES 148 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,960 I'm close, Josh. Don't stop... Don't stop. Don't stop. 149 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,760 THEIR MOANING INTENSIFIES 150 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,560 THEIR PANTING AND MOANING SLOWS 151 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,960 ZACK SIGHS 152 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,160 FOLA AND JOSH'S MUFFLED CHATTER 153 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,120 THEY KISS, MOAN SOFTLY 154 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,720 What the fuck?