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This programme contains some
strong language and some scenes
of a sexual nature
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DISHES CLATTER
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DOOR OPENS
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Oh, fuck.
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Shit. Erm...
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Erm...
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Ahem.
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Erm... thanks, thanks for your text.
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It was good to know where you were.
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I was worried you might have jumped
in front of a train or something.
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Oh, Esther. That's really dark.
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Sorry. I'm just trying
to break the ice.
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I just, erm,
I needed some thinking time.
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Yeah, I get it.
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I missed you.
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Erm...
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I, erm...
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Can I just unpack first? Right now?
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Yeah.
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You know I can't concentrate on
anything until I've unpacked.
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I'll be five minutes, honestly.
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MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS
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Zack.
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Hey. My love.
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I missed you.
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I've only been gone four days.
The hardest four days of my life.
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Ah, you're going to get
your sweat all over me.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Mwah. Oh, I'm starving.
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Oh, then you'll be glad to
know it's taco night.
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Mm. And then, er,
maybe afterwards, we could, er...
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Yeah... yeah.
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I didn't sleep so well last night.
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This car alarm was going off in
the street until, like, 4am. Mm-hm.
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I was this close to going outside
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and going all Street Fighter II
on it, you know?
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It's sweet that you think that
I understand what that means.
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So, I was going to try and get
an early night. But I guess...
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You've got some writing to do?
Mm-hm.
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OK.
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OK. What are you in the mood for?
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We could start season three
of Sad Detective? Josh.
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It's kind of weird how much, like,
step-sister porn there is now.
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I definitely do not remember that
when we were growing up.
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It must just be for people with,
like, really hot step-sisters?
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I dunno.
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Yeah... yeah, I'm kind of into it.
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You don't even have a step-sister.
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Will you stop fetish-shaming me?!
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OK.
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Right. Quick.
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While my mum and your dad are out.
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MOANING ON COMPUTER
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OK.
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I can't.
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Was that... was that too much?
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The role-play? No, it's not that.
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I could keep apologising forever.
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But I just...
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I just want things to go
back to how they were.
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No, you don't...
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You don't need
to apologise any more.
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I don't even know why I did it.
I was an idiot.
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I was a drunk idiot.
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But, like...
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At least erm...
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I mean, it's not that
it doesn't count, but, like...
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I think sleeping with a woman is,
like, a different side of things?
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I don't know if it is.
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Well, I would never have done
that with another man,
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other than you. I swear it.
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I wouldn't even think about it.
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And I think that we're going to
come out of this stronger.
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Just me and you.
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MUSIC: Stay High
by Brittany Howard
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# I already feel
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# Like doing it again, honey
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# Cos once you know, then you know
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# And you don't want to go
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# Back to wherever it is
that you come from, yeah...
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I didn't wake you, did I, honey?
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No. I'm just struggling
to switch off.
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# At night, where we get to play
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# And we smile and laugh,
and jump and clap
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# And yell and holler
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# And just feel great
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# I just want to stay high
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# With you... #
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SHE MOANS
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'Night.
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What's in Finland?
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Well, when I got to the airport,
it was the cheapest flight.
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Which turns out, it's because
there's only three hours of daylight
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when you're there. You dummy.
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Ooh, can you grab those chillies?
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There's literally 50
of them in there.
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When will we ever use 50 chillies?
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They're two quid, though.
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Can I come with you the next
time you have a breakdown?
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Go and see some fjords?
They don't have fjords in Finland.
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That's where they film
Sad Detective.
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Oh. Is it?
Yeah, that's... that's interesting.
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We could go to see where Inspector
Hakkinen found that torso.
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I'm glad you, erm,
came back, anyway.
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I was worried for a minute
you weren't going to.
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Of course I was going to.
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I just needed to, you know,
have a think.
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Ooh, three-for-two bin bags.
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Mm, I love crumpets.
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Literally my favourite thing
about moving to the UK.
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Not meeting me?
You're close to the top three.
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DISTANT GIGGLING
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Hey, look.
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I saw her last week.
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I think she must live
across the street.
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Looks like she's got a boyfriend,
too. Let's go say hi!
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Well, they look like they're
just coming in from the shops,
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let's not bother them.
Come on, they look cool.
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They could be our cool friends.
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Hey.
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Hey, neighbours.
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Oh, hey!
Have you guys just moved in?
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I saw the van last weekend.
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We did. I'm Zack,
this is my wife, Fola.
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Esther. And this is my...
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Josh. I'm Josh.
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Mm. Ah!
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Hey.
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Aren't you gorgeous?
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You're a very lucky man, Josh.
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No, you're the lucky one. Oi!
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Well, no, I'm just saying,
you know, he's a very handsome man.
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Oh. You're way too kind, dude.
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AMERICAN ACCENT: No, just
callin' it like I see it.
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What're you doing?
Was that an American accent?
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Yeah. No. I just think we should
probably get in, er...
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Oh, he's funny, your husband.
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Er, boyfriend, actually.
We're not married.
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Do you have to go to, like,
special clothes shops, Zack?
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I mean, you know,
someone of your size?
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Oh, yeah, it's like a secret,
though.
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You have to have a password,
they send it to all the big guys.
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Oh, no, I don't mean like... big.
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I mean, big like you know,
Superman or, like, Greek god,
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or, like, Thor.
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I think, erm, I think my boyfriend
might be hitting on your husband.
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Yeah, no, we should, er,
we should... let's get inside.
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Sure. Er, but, hey, we're having,
like, a house-warming later,
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if you want to come?
Ah, mate, we would love to.
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But my sister and her wife are
coming round for dinner, so...
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Bring 'em along. Er...
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Yeah, that sounds great, yeah.
We'll be there.
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Awesome. We'll see you later.
See you later. Awesome.
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See you later.