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Where have you been? Where are the others?
I don't know, I'm scared. Something's wrong.
Girls, just calm down.
No, Mike and Linda have never come back.
Ralph went to go look for them and now he's gone too.
Help me find him.
- Alright, alright. - We'll find him.
Yeah, we'll look around down here.
You go upstairs
-and get dressed. -Okay.
I'm not leaving without Ralph.
Just gonna drive over to the sheriff's department
-on the main road. -We'll be right back with help.
- I'm not leaving! - You've got to come!
Let's take one last look around.
We'll be right back.
One last look?
Alright.
Okay, you two go around that side and I'll go this way.
Uh-uh, Buddy, I'm sticking with you.
Why don't you two go around this side
and I'll go around that side?
- Make it fast. - Okay.
Cut! Cut!
I thought I said, "no phones on my set"!
Who in the hell has a goddamn phone ringing on my set?
What?
Goddammit!
I thought I told you to never ever call me
when I'm fucking working!
Bitch!
Flashing.
Goddammit! Delete that.
Get off my set.
Okay, first positions.
Sydney, tell Shastrom and Ferrell,
"we're gonna do the poke gag next".
Watch the barn doors. Don't cut yourself.
Yeah, man, I've done this before.
All right.
Can't be done, bro. The day is over.
What?
Union rules, boss.
It's triple time now. It's the golden time.
It's just one more shot. It won't take but a bit.
You can shoot it if you want to, but it's just gonna cost more.
Three times as much, plus we get additional turnaround
and an extra meal.
Goddammit! It's just one more shot.
Let's put it up to the crew for a vote.
Sorry, it can't be done. Union rules.
Just one more shot, Julian.
I've seen your notes, bro, there's like three more setups.
That would probably take like four hours with shooting.
That's half a day. We're already 14 hours into this day.
No can do.
Come on, bro. We can finish this thing and wrap tonight.
Can't be done, bro.
Besides, the wrap party and the horror fest are scheduled
for tomorrow night.
Horror fans are gonna be here.
- Mind the doors. - Right.
You'll pay for this.
Sydney, tell Shastrom and Ferrell,
we're not gonna do the poke gag today.
We'll do them tomorrow morning, first thing.
That's it for today, everybody. Thank you.
Be here tomorrow, 10:00 AM sharp.
You can leave anything here you want.
It's a hot set. We have security.
But a 10:00 AM call tomorrow? All that daylight again.
We'll just close the doors again.
Newby can handle it again, no sweat.
Not tomorrow. Tomorrow's Saturday.
Not a work day, unless you wanna pay time and a half.
-Goddammit! -Hey, it beats triple time.
You and me need to talk.
10:00 tomorrow?
Okay, folks, that's it for today. Call tomorrow, 10:00 A.
- Mind the doors. - Right.
Olivia, I'm strangling you.
Like, my hand is against your neck.
Like, how could you ever think you can speak?
Yeah, but I still think I should have a line.
And I mean, why do I have to wear this stupid wig?
'Cause your hair looks nothing like hers.
Yeah, but it's a remake.
I'm not supposed to even look exactly like her.
I'll take that.
And I'lltake that.
-Thank you. -Mm-hmm.
Anything else?
- That's it. - I'll see you at the shop.
Fo' sho.
She should totally have a line.
Henry has been looking for you.
Ugh, that douche-nozzle?
I've been dodging him this whole shoot.
He just wants the vag.
I can't say I blame him.
Shut up, McNutt!
You know what? I don't even know why I keep hiring you.
Because you told Mom you'd look after me.
Yeah. Worst fucking mistake of my life.
Next to getting into the movie industry.
Jon, you okay?
Never been better. You?
Ugh.
The condo at the beach,
it's changed since you were here before?
It was just a movie, but it brings bad vibes.
Yeah, we're gonna have a good time
Even if it kills us.
Hey, you know what? Lets go check in.
Why did you buy this stupid car?
Because it's cool.
Well, it won't start.
Try putting your foot on the brake.
There you go.
Hi, how are you?
Pardon me for asking,
are you the killer from the last movie they made?
Yes, Big Ed.
I thought so.
Maybe you won't be doing any killings this weekend.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Never mind. My killing days are behind me.
So you're safe...
for a while maybe.
Thank you. I'll pass the word around.
- Keys. You have some keys. - Keys.
- Thank you. - Here are your keys.
Don't forget your bag.
Your name tag is in this bag.
You'll need to wear it to the party.
Ah. Okay.
- Ah! Hello. - Hi!
It's really you!
Hi Jack. Kill anyone lately?
You know, I was just telling this lovely young lady here
that my killing days... are behind me.
It's Mr and Mrs RH Martinez.
I recognize you from the last movie. Welcome back.
Yes, it's good to see you.
We're so glad to have been invited to the party.
Hey, do you remember which room I had the last time?
No, I don't. Um--
I just remember it was pretty far away from everyone else's.
Yes, they tried to keep me away from everyone else
to preserve my character's reputation as the good girl.
-Yeah. -No partying for me.
Well, how did that work for you?
I'll see you two outside.
Oh, keys.
- Thank you. - Don't forget your bags.
Here are some name tags in there.
You need to wear them to the party.
Very good. Thanks so much.
Hey Jack. How you doing, sir?
I'm fine.
Good seeing you again.
Good to see you.
Yeah, it's been a long time.
-Yeah. -And speaking of which--
Jack?
Sweetie.
It's so good to see you.
It's good to see you, guys.
Good to see you.
How have you been?
I've been well, Ruthie.
How long has it been?
Too long, friend. Too long.
That's what Buddy said.
Can you believe these el cheaposwag bags?
Oh, Bill, they're okay.
Look, a t-shirt.
Yeah.
Oh, Ruthie, Did you get your old room back?
It was 216, right?
I don't remember.
Uh-huh? I do. It was room 216, all right.
I don't remember my room number either,
but I don't remember a lot of things nowadays.
- Hey Bill. - Yeah?
You know what my favorite
kill was in "The Mutilator?"
Hmm.
That was when I grabbed you by the throat with a
thumb and finger!
Man!
I always wanted to do that.
Just one more take. Just one more.
Oh, I'm gonna go get settled in.
See you later.
Yeah, see you later.
There's something I don't like about Bill. He's so smug.
I can't quite put my finger on it,
just like he knows something that we don't know.
I hardly knew him.
You are one ugly motherfucker.
Hey, Sandy girl.
Henry! Great.
I'm not bothering you, am I?
Not at all, just gluing some stuff on.
I've been looking for you all over the place.
Well, these slashers keep the prop department pretty busy.
That's good. That's good, sweetie.
Look, listen, I'm dying to ask you this question.
What's that?
Well, it's kind of,
I don't know how to say this.
It's weird. It's uh--
Just go ahead.
Listen, doll face, I might embarrass you, okay,
when I say this, so--
I'm a big girl, so out with it.
Hey, wait, is this the first movie
that you've been working with me on?
Yep.
Listen, I've heard nothing
but good things about you.
That's great.
You are going to be working with me very soon again.
I'm telling you.
Well, thank you.
I am often available, sometimes too often.
Listen, I can do something about that.
That'd be great.
I still don't know how to put this.
Spit it out.
Okay, when a man
and a woman wanna get together
and do a certain thing in the situations that are
in a way, you know, it just...
They gotta get inventive. You understand?
Yeah, inventive? Um, not exactly.
When they wanna get intimate,
non intimate ways, you know?
Not really. I don't know.
They wanna do it, but they don't, you know--
Henry? Henry, are you hinting at some head?
I heard you a suck a mean dick. Is that true?
Um, where did you hear that?
I can't reveal my sources,
but if it's true, hey, why don't we find out, okay?
Look, Ican help youwith your career,eh? Come on.
If you insist.
No, I can't insist. It all has to be voluntary.
Step here in case somebody walks in.
I like how you think.
Okay, take the little guy out.
Oh, he's notlittle.
Are you ready?
Oh, I see that you are not a shower or a grower.
What?
Just stick it through the curtain.
I don't like being watched.
You ever wonder what deep throat is all about?
Oh, you're so big. You're gonna have to push real hard.
Well, I could do that.
Okay, push now.
That's good, baby.
Oh, you keep that up.
Oh yeah. I like a little fur down there from time to time.
What's up, dude?
Nothing much. Just giving Henry some head.
Uh? Come again.
Excellent choice of words.
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?
Easy. It's glued on there.
It might take some meat with it.
It might take the whole thing off
and that would require stitches, lots of painful stitches.
Many.
How do I get this goddamned thing off me?
Uh, well, you could use an acetone or a solvent,
um, some nail polish remover or alcohol.
Machete.
But any of those would probably burn like hell.
You could try to whittle it off.
Oh, but you wanna be careful with that knife.
Yeah, that prop cost you a lot of money.
Try not to damage it. Oh, plus we may need it again.
And then what, bitch?
A cold shower?
Oh? Cold shower.
You are never working for me again.
What the fuck are you looking at?
Hey, back it off. Oh, shit.
I had an accident. I'm sorry.
He's gonna have to live with that?
Nah, if he'd take a bath
with soap and water, it would wash right off.
On skin, that glue deteriorates in 36 hours.
He'll wake up day after tomorrow
and it'll come right off, so to speak.
Have you hummed a kazoo lately?
McNutt, I swear.
Wait, you never seen one of these up close?
You know, I never really understood
how to play those things.
Oh, I guess Henry got some bad intel.
-Just shut up, asshole. -As long as you put
the big end in your mouth and then you hum.
You are weirdly good at that.
Oh, thank you. I got you one.
Oh, thank you.
How is he supposed to pee?
Henry? Oh shit.
Oh my god.
You need to quit hampering the shoot.
My job is to look out for the crew, not the shoot.
I'm not intentionally hampering anything.
I'm just doing my job.
Well, lighten up!
Me lighten--? Youlighten up!
Look, you've been working that crew
for 14 hours a day for five days now. They're tired.
But they're professionals so they keep giving.
You need to give them a short day and a pat on the back.
Yeah, I know. You're right.
I just wanna get this thing in the can and move on.
It's been a pain in the ass.
They sent us the wrong lenses,
the hard drives have all failed.
Even the special effects gags haven't worked
and the crew laughs at the fucking dailies.
This is a goddamn horror movie,not a comedy.
What are we looking for?
My phone.
We're over budget, behind schedule.
So what else is new?
But I understand.
-Um, the one you threw? -Mm-hmm.
I'll talk to the crew.
Tomorrow's the last day.
You only have that one scene left to film.
Why don't you give 'em a short day?
Call it a 10 hour day and put it in the can.
The crew appreciates the tip
and the wrap party would be fun
and everyone will feel good about the shoot
and about having worked with you.
Maybe some of them may want to work with you again
if the money's good.
Look bro, I'm sorry I popped off at you the other day.
From now on, we'll do it your way, okay?
Union rules and everything.
You know I love you, man.
Asshole.
Who's there?
Hey, what's up?
Oh, what the-- Oh!
We're damn lucky that this guy didn't destroy the set.
I'll tell you that,
because that would ruin my day if that happened.
Is that right? Is that right, man.
Can you fix that or what?
Yes, sir. We can get it back up in no time.
All right. Hey, man.
All right, I gotta get outta here. I'm outta here.
Julian, hey, how you doing?
Listen, take over for me. Okay?
Cover for me, please.
Just keep my name out of this, you know what I mean?
But keep me posted, all right? See you later.
That's right. At the Oceanana Motel.
Send a black and white and an EMS.
Copy that.
Don't you guys have a safety officer
or somebody here on set?
Who's supposed to be keeping an eye on everybody's safety?
He is.
Detective Joe Colombo, ABPD.
Columbo, really?
Yeah, big funny.
I'm cooler than Falk, but I don't smoke
One of the remaining few.
This belonged to the victim?
Hard to say. There were a few going around.
Every cast and crew member got one.
Might be the victim's.
It could be.
Might not be the victim's.
So how could an accident like this happen?
There was no accident.
That light was bagged. It wouldn't have just fallen over.
You think it was pushed?
My brother knew his way around the set.
He didn't trip on it.
Yeah. Yeah, I think someone pushed it.
Has anybody been on the set recently?
Everyone's been on it for days.
Bag it.
Are you in charge here, Mister...?
Hill. Only temporarily.
Who's the head cheese then?
Henry, the producer is in charge.
I need to talk to him. Where is he?
You just missed him. He had to leave.
He's not available right now.
I'm in charge for now.
The headman is here or he can't see me?
He asked me to talk to you.
A man is dead. He doesn't wanna talk to the police?
He wantsto talk to you.
He is just, uh, indisposed at the moment, sir.
I really can't say more than...
I-- I am authorized to speak for him.
Okay. I need to talk to everyone that works here.
So get me a list of names and let's start with your, uh,
Mr. Producer.
Actually, sir, most of the people are sleeping.
Wake 'em up.
Some have left for the night. They'll be back tomorrow.
We'll start with the people who are here. Wake 'em up.
May I suggest an alternative?
No.
What?
Tomorrow's the last day of shooting.
We needto finish this movie.
It's already gonna be problematic enough with Jon dead
if we can finish it all.
It would just make things worse if you got everyone excited.
There appears to have been a murder here.
I need to talk to your people one-on-one.
So who was the first on the scene?
I understand. Security guy was first.
But listen,
tomorrow after the last shot is the wrap party.
Everyone will be here.
Come and mingle with the crowd
and figure out who you want to talk to
and talk to them then.
Yeah, I don't like it. It's too informal.
I will give you a complete list of the cast and crew.
Everyone will be relaxed. The job will be over.
There's pressure off.
Actually, they would've been drinking
so there'll be loose lips, if you know what I mean.
When does the party start?
Around 8:00.
Maybe a little earlier for those who aren't needed on set.
It's not how I operate, but I'll do it
and I'll be the life
or maybe the death of your party.
Where's the security guard? I'll talk to him now.
He's over there.
Hey, save my seat, please. I'll be right back.
Good morning.
Hey Bill.
Ruthie, I would like to introduce you
to my new friend, Ann.
Hey Ruthie.
Hello, Ann. Are you on the shoot?
I'm a PA, but not on call this morning.
I am. My name's Jack Chatham.
Big Ed in the original. I'm pleased to meet you.
Well, thank you very much.
Ugh. Hi, RH.
Hey, what's this?
You take my seat? Drink my coffee?
What's next?
Well, if Ruthie's not too busy.
Oh man!
Well, lucky for you, I don't like bacon.
Yeah, right. Move.
Sit here.
Everything all right at this table?
Everything's fine.
We are just recreating a moment from the movie.
Say, aren't ya'all the folks from that movie
that was made here?
Yep, these three were in the cast.
Well, I'll be!
The principal actors.
We're glad to have y'all back.
Breakfast on the house today.
Whoa, why thank you, my kind sir
and would you happen to have any steaks on the menu?
You kidder. Enjoy your meal.
I-- I wasn't kidding.
Well, now you are.
Here's my number, y'all.
Send me yours so we can stay in touch.
Ann has been working very hard on this motion picture
and she thinks that she has a career in the industry.
And speaking of which,
what in the heck have all y'all been doing the past,
I don't know, 35 years or so?
Well, I gave up full-time teaching
to direct and perform more.
I work all the time now.
Yeah, I'm a singer-songwriter.
As a matter of fact, I just got back from Nashville
where I was recording an album.
So who have youbeen bothering all these years?
Ah, funny!
Listen, I have been in real estate
and I have done quite well.
Thank you very much.
Is everyone excited about the party tonight?
Two days of R&R at the beach?
Well, at first I didn't think
this was gonna be very much fun,
but now that I'm here,
I'm beginning to see the possibilities.
The cast and crew eat here. I wonder where they are.
Well, praise the Lord.
Maybe they're in church?
On a Saturday?
My sister-in-law would tell you
that my brother was a special man,
a great human being, a miracle worker.
He turned many second rate screenplays
into great motion pictures
and yet he was never awarded an Oscar.
All the guy did was make shit.
Profitable shit but it was shit.
No one was ever watching that.
I'm gonna miss him.
Pfft.
He liked show business.
He was the most beautiful person in the whole world.
And he may have seemed like a self-important person,
like an overbearingperson,
but really, he was just insecure,
and full of self-doubt.
He was universally loved.
A fabulous friend and a wonderful leader.
The things he cared about; life, love,
kindness to others, gentility...
Mom, apple pie...
He was a good man.
A humanitarian, a sweet soul.
He was an asshole.
Now,
how are we going to finish this thing
without fuckwad?
He was slow as shit and behind schedule.
We'll just finish it. It's basically done.
We can use that last take,
lose the sound of Jon's phone ringing,
but we can do it.
Just one last scene.
It's important to us to finish it too.
It'll look bad on our resumes if we don't finish.
People will think we're jinxed.
No, it has to be reshot.
The talent reacted to the ringing in the phone.
Okay, well up to the ringing then.
Ed, you saw it? Can we use any of it?
Yeah, I mean, I can use a lot of it up to the ringing.
Four shots.
Jon and I discussed it last night just before, you know.
It's nearly done.
We would've finished it last night,
but we had to quit because of union rules.
Hey, those are not my rules!
Yes but...
We can probably do it.
"Probably"? I got a lot at stake for fucking probably.
The lights are still set up for the first shot.
We have the setups planned for the rest.
Yeah, call hasn't been canceled. It's just delayed.
Our people are still here, you know.
We can set it for 2:00 this afternoon.
It should give us plenty of time.
Okay. Yeah, but who's gonna direct?
I mean, it can't be too hard
'cause Dumbo was doing it.
But who's gonna do it?
-I will. -What?
I know his style.
I know what he is gonna do, what he's gonna say.
I'm assistant director.
It's part of my job to take over in situations like this.
No, I'll do it. I'm more in charge.
Boss?
Yeah but, you are my main man
and besides, you don't know what jackass had in mind.
He had everything planned out.
We'll just look at his notes.
Where are the notes? Do you have them?
He kept 'em on his phone.
"On his phone"?
Okay, I mortgaged my yacht for this turd of a movie
and he kept his notes on his fucking phone?
It's the way he worked. He kept it on him.
You know, it was handy.
He's always making changes.
You know, notes, scripts, storyboards.
Jesus Christ. Where is this fucking phone?
He threw it at a light last night.
- What? - It broke a bulb. $50.
Yeah, he was looking for it on set last night.
-Do we have it? -I don't know.
We settled a few things, finished our conversation,
I went--
Wait, I picked it up yesterday
after he threw it and I gave it to you, Sydney.
That's right. It's in here somewhere.
Nope, I'll find it.
That's an ugly bag by the way.
I mean, it's company property,
-so let me go through it. -No, it's not. It's mine.
My wife gave it to me for anniversary.
It's not ugly.
Here it is.
Give me this.
Oh great. It's got a passcode.
Okay, who's good with these goddamned things?
Let me see it.
Nope, nope.
Oh, there.
Here, I'm in. 10:31.
Cute. Look under his notes.
He kept them there
in order of scene numbers.
He was organized if nothing else,
Here they are. Scene 138.
-Give it to me. -No.
Boss.
Okay Julian, you have this,
but you better not fuck it up
or the bitch is in charge.
Two o'clock call, folks.
Bill, stop, I'm married
-and happy. -But Ruthie. Don't--
Was-- What the hell?
Whoa. Wait a minute.
- You mother-- - I'm out here.
Shit. Shit.
RH, put that away!
That's it. I'm outta here!
Not a chance. He's getting what he deserves.
No RH, It was nothing.
Well, it sure looked like something.
It was nothing.
Bill just thinks we're back shooting the original movie.
Well, he's gonna fade away just like the original.
Calm down. Think for a minute.
Yeah, like the original, shooting's too good for him.
-RH. -This damn thing
doesn't work anyway.
Please! No! No!
And that's a wrap.
Thank God.
Are you a religious man, Henry?
Fuck you.
Come on. You can buy me a drink.
Don't expect me to put out though.
Get the fuck outta here with you. Come on.
Oh, watch it. Lock this door.
I don't need any asshole jerking off in here. Understand?
It locks automatically.
No name tag, no admission.
Employee of the month, huh? Okay, here we go.
Welcome back, folks.
It's the host with the most, Zine,
editor and publisher of The Gore Times, online edition,
and we are here at the fabulous Oceanana Motel
in beautiful Atlantic Beach, North Carolina.
We're fortunate to be attending by special invitation only
at the wrap party/horror fest,
which you can see going on behind me,
celebrating the end of the filming of the remake
of our favorite slasher, "The Mutilator".
That's right. I've talked about "The Mutilator" many times
before. I first saw it when I was in high school
and it has since become one
of my favorite eighties independent horror slashers
of all time.
I was impressed that the film had heart.
It was a love letter to me personally.
And since its release in the 1980s,
it has become a very talked about cult classic.
Buddy Cooper who directed the original,
also just a really awesome guy
who's there to help young people in film
with questions theymight have
about writing, directing, or producing.
He's got an old school style,
but that original "Mutilator" flick
is still to this day, a blueprint
for many other indie horror slashers
that have tried to follow in his bloody footsteps.
Another wonderful thing about Buddy is he is always there
to shake a hand and answer a question from a fan.
Now, of course, I'm talking about the uncutversion
of the "Mutilator," not the one the MPAA stepped on,
but he had a sure shot hit on his hands
and the MPAA made him cut out all the good bits.
Oh, sorry, it's a sensitive subject for me.
Let's just try and keep it positive, okay
and focus on the screen values of those like
Ruth Martinez and Bill Hitchcock, Jack Chatham,
the entire cast and crew,
the entire picture edit team, sound edit team.
It's all of superb quality, okay?
I mean like Michael Minard's entire score
for the thing is incredible
as was the theme song,
which was made available on 45 RPM singles.
A potent noir, if I do say so myself.
A lot of great horror fans
out there would've sold their unborn child
for a chance to see a "Mutilator" remake
but I'm happy to say now they can keep the baby.
Oh, I've been told by a confidential
-yet reliable source that-- -No, not me.
That the remake is in the can.
So stay tuned. It'll be coming soon to a theater near you.
"Mutilator 2" Look for it.
- Whoa, whoa. - Wha-- Wha-- What?
Oh, shut up, you.
It's a list of all acting crew members.
It includes their phone number, motel room number,
home and email addresses.
Oh, it also includes their character names
or crew position.
Name tag?
What's a gaffer?
Please, please, please, please.
Whoa. Is this the original one from Mutilator One?
Yep, the very same one.
It's a little heavier for me.
-Let me see that. -Whoa, no, no. Girls, please.
-That is it, isn't it? -This is sharp.
This is sharp.
Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, girls.
-Take my picture. -Wait, please, please!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
If this keeps somebody's really gonna get hurt.
- Oops. - Or worse.
Sorry, RH.
How about the ax? You have my battle ax?
No, sadly, someone stole it.
I mean, how can that happen? How?
I don't know.
We think that someone from the original shoot
just made offwith it.
We had to get a different one.
Damn. Some people, huh?
I know, right?
Hey, hey, hey man.
How-- How's that leg?
This leg? It's great.
Stainless steel, carbon fiber,
spring loaded piston and naturally formed ankle.
It's the best leg you can buy with taxpayer dollars.
I'm sorry about that.
Everybody's here. Where's Liz?
I don't know. She's here somewhere.
Look, let's just find her, grab some IPAs
and have a little private party.
Oh, I see her right there.
Show us that bad look, Mr. Chatham.
"Bad look"?
Hey, you!
Yeah, just call me Big Ed, all right?
You're still the best bad guy ever.
Yeah, I still got it, don't I?
Whoa. What party are you going to?
Just thought I'd take a nighttime dip.
You feel like having a companion tag along?
No.
For safety, I mean.
I know. I think I'll be okay.
I almost made the Olympic swim team.
Yeah, what was your stroke?
-Uh-- -It's all in the wrist, right?
Here we go.
Hey man.
Oh my God. I'm all tipsy.
Listen guys, how can you tell if a period--
How are you supposed to tell if a period's in italics?
If you ever had a wet dream and not remember it?
Like what even are italics anyhow?
Come on. We wanna have a private party.
-Yeah. -Come with us.
No thanks, I'll stay.
I've got my eye on something.
Something?
-Hey. -Hush.
-Nice talking with you. -See you.
Two is a crowd.
- What's up, man? - What's up, dude?
Hit?
Oops, I forgot.
Hey there, Marilyn.
Would you like to be on my show, The Gore Times?
I have a YouTube channel. You've probably heard of it.
Oh, I'm a friend of Henry's.
Come on, Henry.
So how'd you do that thing at the end
where they cut you in half?
Well, there's nothing to it.
They just glued me back together.
And when was the last time you saw the director alive?
I dunno. On the set
when he blew a circuit.
Yeah, he was very much alive then.
Did you get along with him?
Well, I didn't have to deal with him directly,
which was good for me
because that guy could be a real pain in the ass.
Yeah, sure. Who didyou deal with?
Uh, the DP.
Okay.
What's a DP?
Director of photography.
Am I a suspect?
Everybody's a suspect.
Uh-- Would you keep information confidential
like when someone tells you shit?
I work with confidential informants all the time
and I protect their identity.
What do you got?
You can't use my name.
You can't say where it came from.
Well, if we have to go to court you may have to testify.
Ah, okay. Never mind.
Well, if you withholdinformation,
thereby hindering a formal police investigation,
you're committing a crime, a felony in fact,
if you wanna go to jail.
Yeah, but man, it's nothing.
You're asking for trouble.
Look, it's just my opinion, man.
It's nothing like real evidence.
Spill it.
You know who really hated Jon?
Henry, the producer.
They were constantly fighting, okay?
He told Jon that he'd never worked for him again.
Henry. Okay.
I want to talk to Henry. Where is he?
Trench coat.
Okay.
All right, we are here now with the one and only
Buddy Cooper, director of Mutilators One.
Oh Buddy, you are accredited as executive producer
on this film.
Tell us what exactly is it that you do
as an executive producer.
Nothing.
As executive producer on this picture,
I do absolutely nothing.
It's great.
Um. Okay, well, tell us, Buddy, um,
is there any particular thing from the original "Mutilator"
that you like better than in the remake?
Oh yeah.
On the original "Mutilator,"
the director did not get murdered, I like that.
Toke.
No, thanks.
Hey, excuse me
Buddy Cooper, everybody.
Well, if it moves or bleeds, wiggles or winks,
walks or talks, then it's special effects
but if it doesn't do anything,
if it just lies there, then it's props.
You get it?
Yeah, I get it. I'm married to a prop.
You think the white bits in oranges are good for you?
I don't think they're good for you.
The white bits?
Oranges.
Do you like this line of work?
It's what some people do that don't drink.
Maybe that's why I drink.
They gave me those tests in high school.
The test that tell you what you're best suited for.
Mine all kept coming up "forest ranger".
Really?
Mm-hm. All these years I've wondered, day and night,
what's so great about being a forest ranger?
There's nobody there.
Weirdo.
It's been a long time since the movie was made,
but you are still a very good looking man.
Well, thank you very much. You look good too.
I'm flattered.
Are you married?
No, I'm not married. I'm available.
Well?
Would you like to come up to my room for a night cap?
Not right now.
It might be a little obvious if we both leave the party
at the same time, don't you think?
What if I give you a call later?
I'll be counting on it.
I'll be calling you... definitely.
Frozen 3 Musketeers bar dipped in melted butter.
Nah, Breyers vanilla ice cream with maple syrup.
Mm, You win.
You can relax. Henry's not here anymore.
Hey, has that guy talked to you yet, the cop?
Hmm.
That guy's name is Columbo. You believe that?
Yeah, I told him Henry's a nobody.
Just somebody's messenger boy.
No real power, just a real asshole.
Damn. I told him that Henry probably killed Jon.
-No, you didn't. -Yes I did.
-I love it. -Shoot it.
Whoop.
Cheers.
Goddamn, that's sweet.
Am I handsome yet or what?
-I think I need another one. -I'll be right back.
Hey Ed, how about running my death scene
from the first "Mutilator" movie for me?
You know the realone, the way it's supposed to be done.
Again? Why don't you just get a copy?
Um. No money?
Why don't you just ask Buddy for one
and then you can watch it anytime you want?
Ed, I promise you, this will be the very last time
that I ask you.
All right, gimme a few minutes and then come around.
Mr. Jack Chatham, Big Ed himself.
Oh my goodness, I'm so nervous.
Please don't kill me. Just kidding.
But speaking of which,
why do you think that Big Ed killed all those people
in the original "Mutilator" when he was only after his son?
It doesn't seem to make much sense if you think about it.
That's a good question.
Are we on TV? Is that what that is?
Right there.
That's nice. That's nice.
See, when I put myself into the Big Ed character,
I found that I really became Big Ed
and it felt like once I started killing people,
I discovered that I really liked it.
You could say I was hooked.
So I just wanted to keep on killing,
and killing... and killing.
Killing all those people was the most fun I've ever had.
Hey Ed, are you ready?
I've come to see it and I've also brought you a souvenir.
All right, hot shot. This is the last time.
I got plenty of other things to do than deal
with egocentric assholes.
Yeah, I saw you talking to her earlier
but I have come to watch my most breathtaking performance.
I should have been nominated.
Okay, right.
It's all queued up. Have a seat.
You gonna watch it with me?
Ooh, do you have any popcorn?
Nah, I'm gonna head back to the party.
Pull the door shut. It locks automatically.
See you on the red carpet, hot shot.
Hey, what's up?
All right, here we go. Walking in the dark.
And what do you find first?
There you go, the pyramid sinker
and what do you find second?
Come on.
Well, no wonder. Woo-hoo.
Falling asleep, huh?
Hee-hee-hee.
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Batter batter batter batter batter batter.
Swing, batter!
Boom. Now he's awake.
Right.
And the great singing debut.
Something like that.
Ta-dum!
Not yet, huh?
Look, I gotta lock up
'cause I got something to see upstairs.
Oh, Ed, you're just in time for the big finish.
Yeah, brilliant idea number three or four.
Well, I'm really gonna hate to do this one.
All right, and make sure you're okay for the night.
Do it. Do it. Do it!
Even I couldn't do that.
Oh my, no!
So you like the way your lips turned out?
Hey, you work on the picture, don't you?
Uh. Yes, I do.
Oh, can I get a few words for the fans?
I would love to say hello to the fans of the movie,
but I am on my way somewhere right now.
Maybe later.
I'll keep an eye out for you.
Okay. See you.
Bye.
Keep an eye out for you? Idiot.
You're Gore Times.
Oh! Alive and in the flesh.
I'm a big fan.
Really?
Your YouTube link is on my bookmarks toolbar.
Really?
Yes, I love that you use background and philosophy.
Awesome.
Yes, like use what you've learned
and not what they've taught you.
I can't believe you remember that.
And never let pride get in the way of happiness.
You are awesome!
I remember almost everything you say.
Can I like buy you a drink or something?
- I don't drink. - Water?
Sure.
Perfect. I also drink water.
We have so much in common.
Just so you know, I'll be closing up soon, ma'am.
How will I get off?
That button right there will open the gate
from the inside but, uh,
just watch your step.
We'll be turning the lights off in a few minutes.
Okay, I will. Goodnight. Thanks.
Night.
That feels good.
You smell good.
I'm glad you like it.
I put it on just for you.
I have a little surprise for you.
I like surprises.
Something nice for you,
a little on the neck?
Oh, goodie.
Let me put it on for you. Don't move.
Please do.
Close your eyes.
You want a hummer?
Because you have a really nice...
kazoo.
Hmm.
Well...
fuck yeah!
Follow me, maestro. There's too many people here.
Let's make it two fewer.
Oh, hey, no, you...
You didn't bring your glue right?
Maybe.
Seriously though, you didn't, right?
Yeah, you're not gonna put that off on me, are you?
Yeah. I mean, no, not yet.
You don't think we're serious about that, do you?
Come on. No.
You might loosen them up if you hit that.
No, it's okay.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Here you go.
It's not too bad.
You gonna be alright?
Yeah, I'll be fine.
Um, do you know, why, uh...
uh why there are Pop-Tarts, but not Mom-Tarts?
Not exactly.
'Cause of the pastriarchy.
It's the stupidest damn joke I've ever heard.
How about right here?
Yeah, I like it.
Here, my lady.
Squeeze a cheek though. Let me on this bad boy.
There's plenty of space.
Woo!
You ever seen it this hippy out here?
Oh, look at the stars.
I don't see any stars.
You're good at that like you've done it before.
I've thought about it.
Yes.
I'm from Boston.
I can't be rented, but I can be bought.
Uh, you are turning me into a buying sort of guy.
I like that.
Uh, I like you.
Do you think the seeds in watermelon have much protein?
Wait a minute.
Do you got...
I know you have one.
I always have a...
It comes with the job,
and I am a professional.
Gimme your name tag.
Goodbye as a man.
Sativa or indica?
Sativa.
Berry or mango?
Both.
Can we?
Okay.
The other party wasn't this good.
Get the angles, baby.
-About showtime. -Oh, shit.
Gluten free.
You gotta send that to me.
-Beautiful. -Oh, you.
No freaking way.
Oh my god.
No way.
Oh shit.
What you doing?
Oh, nothing.
Come on now. What are you doing?
What are you taking pictures of? Let me see.
It's nothing really.
I'm just looking around.
You know what, what are you drinking?
Bloody Mary. What are you smoking?
Um. Nothing. You?
Blueberry Elephant.
BE? Give me a hit.
Easy man, that shit will trample your ass.
That's good.
Now, you guys.
-Here we go. -All right.
And, okay.
Show me what you got.
No problem.
All right. Show me what you got.
-All right, girls. -Don't post this on IG.
- Little more. - You want more?
- No, little more. - Always thinking about--
You want more like that?
Hike it up.
I'm hiking up.
Help!
No.
Hey, wait!
Oh shit!
Help.
We need to help her.
Back up, back up.
Pull her up.
No. No, don't pull!
No!
Come on come on.
Oh my god.
Somebody help!
Help.
Help-- Help me.
Let me look at the camera.
Oh? Oh, okay.
But I really didn't see anything.
How-- How do I do this?
You just look through there.
It's called a viewfinder.
I don't see anything. It's all black.
-Oh? -My favorite color.
My bad. I'm sorry.
Alright, now look. Um...
I didn't see anything really,
but what do you see?
Nothing really, just the end of the fishing pier.
See, I told you.
Here, you know what? Let me see.
-Huh? -What?
Um?
Nothing, nothing.
So you think you're a fan of "Mutilator?"
Check this out.
Oh my gosh.
Lemme get a shot of that. Hold on.
Here with us now is
another exceptional fan of an exceptional movie,
Rick Fletcher.
Show us that tattoo, Rick.
Look at that. That is fandom.
That is dedication.
That... is permanent.
Help me! No, no, no!
What are you gonna do now?
Stop! Stop, stop, stop.
This might... hurt.
Brains. I want brains.
Help! Help! Help!
Okay, everybody out.
Everybody.
Let's go.
I'm coming to you live now
from the wonderful Oceanana Motel
in beautiful Atlanta Beach, North Carolina
with some breaking news, a Gore Times exclusive.
Actor, Bill Hitchcock has just apparently been murdered.
Mr. Hitchcock's deceased body was found in the same manner
with the same implement of death that was used to kill
Mr. Hitchcock's character
in the 1980s cult classic film, "the Mutilator,"
the remake of which was being made here.
We are all just wondering
who could have done this terrible deed.
It wasn't me. I liked Bill.
Of course, it wasn't me.
Get that camera outta my...
-It wasn't us. -It wasn't us.
Jinx. This is The Gore Times signing off for now.
No.
It wasn't me.
It was Big Ed.
I'm telling you it wasn't me.
Okay.
It was Big Ed.
I'm sure it was. Let's go.
Okay.