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現在到底是在演哪一齣啊?

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誰來告訴我?

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好戲上場!

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嗆薄荷

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他是義大利猛男,心地善良

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他會說四種語言

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但最擅長的是甜言蜜語啊,姊妹

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他給人的感覺是高挑、深沉
背後有些故事

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但誰不喜歡挑戰呢?他是路卡貝拉達

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什麼?

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你不是脫衣舞男啊
我是很喜歡啦,請繼續,但...

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我有個問題要問你,梅菲絲

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今天還好嗎?

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絕對不行,你不能這樣折騰我的卵巢

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- 它們受夠了
- 想辦法搞定,梅菲絲

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- 搞定什麼?
- 今天還好嗎?

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- 你最好給我搞定
- 今天還好嗎?

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給我搞定!

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今天還好嗎?

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搞定啦!

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搞定什麼鬼啦?

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《厚片女孩的生存之道》

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{\an8}姐妹,怎麼樣?

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{\an8}梅菲絲,我要跟黛芙妮吃午餐

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{\an8}有適合的衣服嗎?灰灰舊舊的那種

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{\an8}看起來像“一般人”會穿的

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{\an8}當然有,試衣間裡有一套超親民的
等著你試穿

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{\an8}謝了,嘿,娜拉

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{\an8}好

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查爾斯倫尼那邊怎麼樣?

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我在時裝秀爆紅之後
《文化閒聊》邀我上他們的播客

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我喜歡《文化閒聊》,那節目很有哏

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我只想大力宣傳這間店

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進一大堆貨,然後賣光光

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我現在需要你對我有信心

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- 我知道你在生氣
- 小姐!

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想在商場混出頭,就要大膽一搏

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你就是這麼幹了

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所以,是的,我對你有信心

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否則我就不會在這裡了

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你們怎麼老是負面思考?

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- 主要是你的口氣
- 是你說話的態度

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親愛的,我永遠挺你,我們是夥伴

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但租約快到期了

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你要是搞砸了,我們就把這地方燒了

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拿保險金走人

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這是詐欺耶

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你是有多純潔?

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下禮拜的主題是...

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(今日主題:怨恨)

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“怨恨”,鎖定這個詞

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應用在下個作品裡

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好,下禮拜見

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卡利歐老師,謝謝

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- 沒問題,下禮拜見
- 好

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- 你好
- 嘿

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不好意思,報名已經截止了

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好喔,其實我是想跟你分享一些消息

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是嗎?什麼事?

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嗆薄荷那幅畫賣掉了

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不會吧,真的?

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三萬美元

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三萬美元?

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我的客戶去看了展覽,他非常喜歡

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什麼?我現在是金字塔頂端
那1%了嗎?

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- 還沒
- 還沒?

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誰買的?

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誰買的?

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不是那個一直追問我
怎麼擺脫不良少年身分的人吧?

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或是那個
一直跟我稱兄道弟的紅髮男

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是那個一直說哈林區現在很安全的人

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他家裡會有一幅我的作品...

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永遠掛著?

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對

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這個價碼真的很優渥

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尤其你是剛起步的畫家

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對

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好,我是唐伊曼
歡迎收聽《文化閒聊》

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我們在這裡幹嘛?暢聊...

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{\an8}- 文化
- 文化

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{\an8}我是你們的好朋友,凱文王

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{\an8}今天我們的嘉賓是大尺碼造型師
梅菲絲波蒙

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{\an8}她公開指責設計師查爾斯倫尼
一夜爆紅

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{\an8}她說他的尺碼不準確

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{\an8}她在紐約時裝週發動抗議

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{\an8}你穿的衣服不合身

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{\an8}身材全部暴露出來,大家都看到了

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{\an8}對,大家都看光光

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{\an8}我個人就愛肉一點的妹
最好比士力架還大隻

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{\an8}真噁心,但謝謝你邀請我

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{\an8}大尺碼的女生在時尚圈總是被忽視

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{\an8}像查爾斯倫尼這種設計師
就算賞我們點東西

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{\an8}也是不合身的爛貨

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{\an8}我想說的是,查爾斯倫尼

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{\an8}你就不能做件好看的洋裝
給真材實料的女人穿嗎?

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{\an8}哇,很嗆喔

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{\an8}我就是要說,有啥不敢的

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{\an8}骨感白人女生的穿搭
讓肯伊威斯特去搞就好

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{\an8}- 那是他的專長
- 我靠,肯伊無辜中槍

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{\an8}很好

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{\an8}- 你很堅定立場
- 對

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{\an8}所以我們現在要連線給查爾斯倫尼

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{\an8}- 什麼東西?
- 大家聊起來!

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{\an8}- 對
- 嘿

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{\an8}梅菲絲說

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{\an8}查爾斯,你有尺寸歧視

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{\an8}她還說你不會縫紉

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{\an8}不對,我是要說我需要可愛的...

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{\an8}我長話短說
不是所有黑人都是一家人

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{\an8}什麼?

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{\an8}你可以選擇相信我
這個世界知名的設計師

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{\an8}或是那個只想出名的騙子

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{\an8}- 隨便你
- 嗆下去!

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{\an8}不好意思,其實我幫名人做過...

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{\an8}聽好

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{\an8}伊曼,這就是為什麼你不能隨便幫忙

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{\an8}我已經努力去配合體型較大的女性了

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{\an8}她們也應該走出舒適區

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{\an8}心存感激一點

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{\an8}查爾斯,這有點挑釁

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{\an8}詞彙很豐富喔

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{\an8}抱歉,我的名譽受到質疑
我會很激動

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{\an8}你連我的身型都叫不出來
我也很激動

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{\an8}你為什麼不能說大尺碼女性?

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{\an8}我說“小屌能量”可是毫無壓力

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{\an8}哇!我以為你反對身材歧視

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{\an8}所以你是說
小屌的男人天生一文不值?

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{\an8}不,不是你...
我不是那個意思,我是說...

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{\an8}你現在收聽的是《文化閒聊》

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{\an8}我們先進廣告,馬上回來

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剛才發生什麼事?

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讚喔

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你知道我要賣幾件衣服
才能賺三萬美元嗎?

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- 你不知道
- 我真的不知道

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但你很棒

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是啊

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怎麼了?

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錢會改變一個人
有錢人可能保持善良嗎?

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這是陷阱題,我不知道怎麼回答

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我不想一直埋頭畫畫

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只為了賣給有錢的白人收藏家

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起來

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- 卡利歐,起來!
- 天啊,快問快答

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廢話,當然是快問快答

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卡利歐
賺錢可以幫助你幫助自己嗎?

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可以

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賺錢可以幫助你幫助別人嗎?

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可以幫我媽

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你相信你能創造屬於自己的成就嗎?

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這就對了

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你永遠不會變成你不想成為的樣子

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只要...

153
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聽從直覺

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例如...

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你看看,我聽從直覺

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結果實現這些成果

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沒錯,我在播客上被羞辱
但我會搞定

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你也是

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對

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的確值得思考

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我最近在思考很多事

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例如這個?

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“生育開端”?

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對,我...

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我去了生育診所

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是嗎?

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對,他們給了我很多捐精者的資料

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他們的身高、體重、學歷

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等一下

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你以為自己懷孕
虛驚一場後,反而想生小孩?

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對

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我想當媽媽

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我知道我一個人辦不到,但...

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我知道我有瑪莉

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還有你

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沒錯,你有我

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卡利歐叔叔,搞清楚狀況

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我們快40歲了,我快40歲了

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真的得抓緊時間準備生小孩

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這話說出來感覺很瘋,可是...

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我得做這個人生重大的決定
不管怎樣

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不管我想做什麼工作

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不管我想要哪種男人
我要為自己做這件事

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有件事我知道

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什麼事?

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你會是個好媽媽

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- 謝謝
- 我幾乎是你養大的

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- 沒錯
- 在認識你以前,我只喝汽水

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真不敢相信你還有牙齒

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太扯了,你以前滿口蛀牙

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- 根本是在免費大放送
- 沒那麼慘啦

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你媽以前都不看牙醫的

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- 別告訴她
- 我什麼都不會講

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天啊,M.STUDIO說
他們不給我們連身衣了?

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《文化閒聊》應該是要幫我們宣傳的

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我們在網上被罵翻了

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他們說查爾斯倫尼的事
是你在造謠,想騙流量

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你也沒有真的開店,因為沒人聽過

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至少沒客人來
看不到我們沒衣服可以賣

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因禍得福

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大家應該管好自己的事就好了

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所以黛芙妮的事才讓我這麼煩

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時尚就像我的防護罩
梅菲絲,對你也是

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我們不會讓那些醜陋的網友
左右我們的價值

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至少查爾斯倫尼也慘了

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對

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00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:12,027
他秀上幾個豐滿的模特兒要發動抵制

208
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,821
在抖音上燒起來了

209
00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,325
這很怪,但我只希望

210
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,118
可以負負得正

211
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,119
等一下

212
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,372
查爾斯需要挽回形象,阻止這場抵制

213
00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:27,500
你需要把廠商和客戶找回來

214
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:31,463
也許你們可以合作,一起搞點什麼

215
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,673
妹子,你真聰明

216
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,883
又漂亮

217
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,260
我不是要潑冷水

218
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:40,640
但查爾斯倫尼為什麼要幫我們?

219
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:44,351
因為如果我們可以合作打造出

220
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,479
真正大尺碼的超殺單品

221
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那就皆大歡喜

222
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,442
強強聯手就是狂

223
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- 嘿
- 卡利歐

224
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對

225
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,677
剛好碰到你,能聊一下嗎?

226
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,427
- 好啊
- 可以嗎?

227
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,346
可以

228
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,020
怎麼了?

229
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,272
那個...

230
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,776
我對自己的事業有些想法
我想說清楚

231
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,195
我知道你一直在幫助我成為

232
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,865
大家爭相收藏的藝術家,但...

233
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,535
我不想被收藏

234
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,621
好

235
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,418
對,我想賣出作品,這是當然的

236
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,587
但我想掌控誰擁有我的作品

237
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,299
我希望能挑選買家

238
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:01,595
絕對不是那天展覽會上的老頭

239
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,179
拜託

240
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,558
如果你不贊同,那麼...

241
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,895
我只能找別人合作

242
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:14,024
你非常有才華,卡利歐

243
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,111
我對你有信心,這很明顯

244
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,865
但我不是這樣做生意的

245
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:22,992
他們是我的客戶

246
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,535
所以...

247
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,414
你應該找別人合作

248
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好

249
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,338
我真的很感激

250
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,633
你為我做的一切,真的

251
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,349
你要去哪裡?

252
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:52,271
你沒聽到我說
我們沒有合作關係了嗎?

253
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,608
對,所以我正要走...

254
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,668
我們沒有合作關係了

255
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,878
你想做什麼?

256
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:03,759
哈囉

257
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,177
嘿

258
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:06,886
路卡

259
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,221
希望你不介意

260
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,932
我去了你家,碰到潔德

261
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,519
天啊,她都沒住在那裡了...

262
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,436
無所謂

263
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:18,648
你在簡訊裡說你很忙

264
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,818
可能是想保持距離

265
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,446
但我知道你一忙起來
就忘記吃飯,所以...

266
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,368
我就幫你做了個三明治

267
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:37,126
聽起來好像沒什麼
我就是幫你做了個三明治

268
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,089
其實我不知道該說什麼

269
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,890
這裡很漂亮

270
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,892
鮮艷明亮

271
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五顏六色

272
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,645
很有特色

273
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,480
很有...

274
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:03,694
你的風格

275
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,365
不打擾你工作了

276
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:10,993
好

277
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,791
你問我,愛情是否只是互相傷害

278
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,085
然後釋懷

279
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,004
我覺得不是

280
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,674
但愛情也不只是那些大動作的表示

281
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,385
我覺得

282
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,139
重要的可能是那些細微的日常

283
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,142
晚安

284
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,571
來了

285
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,574
- 怎麼樣?嘿
- 嘿

286
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,911
- 我有個點子,需要你幫忙
- 好

287
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,495
我需要顏料

288
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,247
查爾斯倫尼不懂顏色,但我懂

289
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,291
我們都懂顏色

290
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,585
這件洋裝需要加點花樣

291
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:06,005
對,我們可以研究看看
但我想問的是

292
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:10,468
幹嘛找他?你幹嘛這麼拼?
你不需要查爾斯倫尼

293
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:15,139
這是我第一次有機會跟大設計師合作

294
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:19,018
只有他們能讓大尺碼服飾
走進高級時尚圈

295
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:22,606
我知道這只是一件洋裝

296
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,233
是滄海一粟

297
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,028
但改變總要有個起點吧?

298
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:29,780
好,就這麼辦

299
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,573
- 來吧
- 來吧

300
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,927
{\an8}(塞西爾和安妮塔《午夜狂熱》)

301
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,540
我一直想收藏艾美雪爾德的作品

302
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,625
沒想到她終於幫我弄到了

303
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:28,296
倫尼先生,這看起來像二流俱樂部

304
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,965
我來打給希夢,讓她知道我們來了

305
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,886
別打給希夢,她不會來,嗨,查爾斯

306
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,763
我知道我是把你拐來的

307
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,765
這...不太合法

308
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,642
但我知道
在播客事件後,你一定不會理我

309
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,479
沒錯,葛麗塔,去叫車、聯絡播客

310
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,356
打給我律師,是真的律師,依序處理

311
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,274
好

312
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,402
我能幫你平息抵制的風波

313
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,573
我可以,只要你給我五分鐘

314
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,950
三分半鐘

315
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:58,993
好

316
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,954
準備計時,開始

317
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,041
好,那我們走快一點

318
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,505
查爾斯維克多倫尼

319
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,008
1980年生於路易斯安納州門羅

320
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,928
其他男生在玩尪仔標,打籃球

321
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:21,307
而你在看伸展台秀,畫設計稿

322
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,520
你的處女作是姊姊的畢業舞會禮服

323
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,772
當時家裡連平價衣都快買不起

324
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,733
你想為她做點特別的

325
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,780
你帶著這份抱負,一路念到服裝學院

326
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,532
但你畢業之後

327
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,742
跟時尚圈其他的人一樣

328
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:44,664
專心設計給瘦子穿的素色服飾
一心想要往上爬

329
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,416
可是,有很多女人

330
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,085
就像你姊姊

331
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,546
就像我一樣

332
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,798
也很渴望

333
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,509
體驗高級時尚

334
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,435
等一下

335
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,564
我用了你那件招牌露背洋裝的輪廓

336
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,233
加了一個大膽的印花設計

337
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,778
乍看之下
確實可能會覺得有點不合理

338
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:18,198
看起來有點混亂,不過

339
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,701
我真心相信

340
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,914
我們可以合作
創造出讓人驚豔的作品

341
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,875
我要說,我很喜歡這件衣服

342
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,335
謝謝,很美吧?

343
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,301
我們可以坐下來

344
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,596
聊一下

345
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,948
所以,我們決定放下歧見

346
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:04,160
追求更大的利益,因為尺寸上的平等

347
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,412
對時尚的未來至關重要

348
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,538
沒錯

349
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,040
有梅菲絲的堅持

350
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,251
卡利歐荷蘭獨特又漂亮的圖案

351
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,586
加上我的專長

352
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:17,298
各位眼前所見的,只是個起點

353
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,299
- 是的
- 對

354
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,510
嗨,你們在《文化閒聊》大吵一架

355
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,971
後來怎麼會攜手合作?

356
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,765
我領悟到一件事

357
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:30,394
我們應該主動創造一個
包容所有人的平台

358
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,147
我想補充他剛才說的

359
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,483
各位厚片女孩
我們不僅是短暫的熱潮

360
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,485
我們是運動的核心,好嗎?

361
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,321
- 好喔,說得好,小梅
- 對!

362
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,240
對!

363
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,871
獻給在場的女力新世代

364
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:52,334
姊妹,一起來秀出實力

365
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,294
梅菲絲,恭喜

366
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,837
- 謝謝
- 你知道嗎?

367
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:57,797
什麼事?

368
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,966
- 我低估了你
- 是嗎?

369
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,467
- 是的
- 好喔

370
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,554
你剛才還展現了設計師的直覺

371
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,139
真的嗎?

372
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:07,933
不客氣

373
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,893
這會讓你聲名大噪

374
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,145
這對你意義重大

375
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,563
走吧

376
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,275
- 玩得開心
- 你也是

377
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,741
- 我...我馬上回來
- 去吧

378
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,576
寶貝

379
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,331
瞧瞧你,你來了

380
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:35,544
- 當然
- 看起來雍容華貴

381
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,837
這是恭維嗎?

382
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,840
市議員摩爾,看這邊

383
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,302
- 來張輕鬆的?
- 休想

384
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,055
- 這樣就好了
- 你是敵營派來的嗎?

385
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:52,977
總之,寶貝,我沒想到你會來

386
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,479
我一定要來

387
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,483
瑪莉,很抱歉

388
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,610
我不想改變你

389
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,988
我也得要妥協

390
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,075
如果你要參與我的競選活動

391
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,494
這是邀請嗎?

392
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,044
- 嘿
- 嗨

393
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,211
你今晚超殺的

394
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,629
超讚的,你看看

395
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,465
- 太厲害了
- 我們成功了

396
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,925
我知道,沒有你我辦不到

397
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,679
- 很高興能幫忙
- 謝謝

398
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:29,847
我要走了

399
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:33,309
你笑成這樣是要去哪?走那麼大步

400
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,227
- 誰在笑?
- 你啊,看你的笑容

401
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:36,312
我沒在笑

402
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,397
根本像在拍牙膏廣告

403
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,275
我要去找希夢

404
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,861
- 好喔
- 你兄弟又開始想“那個”了

405
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,821
- 恭喜你
- 謝謝

406
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,323
- 替你開心
- 我愛你

407
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,407
- 我也愛你
- 好

408
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:50,201
恭喜你,老二恢復雄風了

409
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,286
天啊,梅菲絲

410
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,829
什麼?恭喜你老二恢復雄風了

411
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,916
好啦,我的老二一直都很猛

412
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,796
羅馬?我沒去過羅馬

413
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:04,965
我不知道

414
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,051
不用,謝謝

415
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,767
嘿,對

416
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,854
- 天啊,那個歌手太棒了
- 不可思議

417
00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:19,939
對吧?

418
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,399
一整個晚上

419
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,526
- 都很不可思議
- 一整個晚上

420
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,485
你做到了

421
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,820
- 小戴
- 對

422
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,782
- 天啊,我好愛你
- 你做到了,我愛你

423
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,463
我猜一下,潔德說我在這裡

424
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:48,218
謝謝你的花

425
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:51,847
但派對結束了,怎麼不進來?

426
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,724
我不想要...

427
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:57,811
做太多

428
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,523
但今晚看起來很棒,梅菲絲

429
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,859
我很替你高興

430
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:05,861
謝謝

431
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,156
這對我意義重大,路卡,真的

432
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,284
我...

433
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,619
我有很多東西要帶回家

434
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,080
當然了,你一定累壞了

435
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:19,248
累死了

436
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,293
- 需要幫忙嗎?
- 不用,我是紐約客,走吧

437
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,462
計程車!

438
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,298
媽的,計程車!

439
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,468
謝謝,等一下,那是我的車,老兄

440
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,510
72街和5街路口

441
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:35,097
- 搞什麼?不會吧?
- 下來!快點!給我下來!

442
00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:37,559
你看到她站在那裡,你搶走她的車

443
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,853
這是她的車,懂嗎?

444
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:41,688
隨便啦

445
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,359
這要放在後車廂,謝謝你

446
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,332
我們再聊,梅菲絲

447
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,333
一路平安

448
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,460
你也是

449
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,480
嘿

450
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,735
我們應該走同一邊
如果你想搭車的話...

451
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:22,414
(改編自蜜雪兒伯托的著作)

452
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,444
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