1 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:09,259 ♪ When I was a kid I had a dream I would be the greatest ♪ 2 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:12,053 ♪ Whatever I did, whatever I wished I was gonna make it... ♪ 3 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,137 Thank you. 4 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:17,559 You is kind. You is smart. You is important. 5 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:20,603 Oh my God, I'm nervous. I'm quoting the poo-poo-pie movie. 6 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,687 Okay. 7 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,315 [woman] Come in! 8 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,485 ♪ And we did it Now we on our way to get it, yeah... ♪ 9 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,737 [Mavis] Nicole Byer! 10 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:33,700 Oh, Mavis from #MavisKilled. 11 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,326 - Hi. - Hi! Come on in, baby! 12 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,786 - Oh my. - Hi! 13 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:41,666 My God, I have watched that funeral video, like, a million times, 14 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,585 and you know I love drag. 15 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,713 I have seen your work at CC Bloom's. 16 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:50,258 You know how to make us cute little fatties look good! 17 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:51,634 Thank you so much. 18 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,721 I am so sorry I told you to go fuck yourself 19 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,723 three times till Thursday. 20 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:59,934 I thought I was being catfished when you DMed me, but... I wasn't. 21 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,394 You're real. This is real. 22 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:05,940 So listen, I am launching a line of big-bitch lingerie next Friday, 23 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,818 and I thought I could handle launching it with my team, 24 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:12,947 but I need a little help zhuzhing up the final looks for me and my models. 25 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:17,577 And I thought, who better than the woman who made Natasha Karina look gorgeous 26 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:19,913 while dropping a strap-on into a casket? 27 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:20,872 [Nicole laughs] 28 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:22,916 [Mavis] Death and dildos, that's me. 29 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,877 [chuckles] You wild, girl! 30 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,629 [both laugh] 31 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,548 [Mavis] I can't believe I get to work with that queen. 32 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,675 This is it. This is my fucking calling, my purpose. 33 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:36,888 I wanna work with beautiful thickums and make them feel good about themselves 34 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,808 and make them feel stylish and look fly. 35 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,744 - And I'm doin' it. I'm doin' it. - You doin' it. 36 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,621 - I'm doin' it! - Yo, Mave, I'm so proud of you. 37 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,289 - Told you it was gonna happen. - Thank you. 38 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:48,817 You must be celebrating 'cause it looked like you was hammered at Jo-Ann's earlier. 39 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,337 Cocaine and I have told her to put her work stuff in her room, 40 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,030 and she just won't listen to either one of us. 41 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:58,368 Sorry, Jade. My career is plus-size, and this apartment is petite. 42 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,411 I'm booked, blessed, busy. 43 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,997 Let's celebrate my second celebrity client. 44 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,708 [whooping] 45 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,085 [Khalil] Yeah! 46 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,629 [Mavis singing along] ♪ Buh-bom-bom, buh-buh-bom ♪ 47 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:12,215 ♪ Uh, uh, uh-uh ♪ 48 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:15,218 [all] ♪ Stop, drop ♪ 49 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,554 ♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪ 50 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,515 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 51 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:23,059 ♪ That's how Ruff Ryders roll ♪ 52 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,395 ♪ Stop, drop ♪ 53 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,438 ♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop... ♪ 54 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,291 - I think she gonna say it. - I hope she don't. 55 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,859 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 56 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,361 ♪ That's how Ruff Ryders roll ♪ 57 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,779 [Jade] ♪ Buddies wanna try ♪ 58 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:35,863 ♪ Buddies wanna lie ♪ 59 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,115 ♪ Then buddies wonder why... ♪ 60 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,616 - [Mavis] Okay! - Oh snap! Oh! 61 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,742 ♪ All I know is pain ♪ 62 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:40,994 ♪ All I feel is rain ♪ 63 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,453 [theme song playing] 64 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:43,371 ♪ Okay ♪ 65 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,748 ♪ One time for the big girls In the crowd ♪ 66 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,625 ♪ Hey! Hear me now ♪ 67 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,503 ♪ Go on, sis, yeah Show 'em how to work it out ♪ 68 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,674 Nicole! 69 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:58,595 This is stunning! 70 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:02,932 I mean, as if big bitches and lacy panties wasn't exciting enough! 71 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,644 Look at the colors. [gasps] 72 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,396 I love it. 73 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,690 We're always getting put in a Christmas red 74 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,609 or a clinical beige, but this? 75 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,737 Beige? Girl, I don't know her. 76 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,323 I am a walking, talking bag of Skittles. 77 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:21,201 - [phone buzzes] - You know I had to put that in my line. 78 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:24,579 I love that. Oh! So sorry. Um... 79 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,373 So, uh, the colors. Um... 80 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:30,335 The yellow, the blue, the orange, the purple, the green... 81 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,421 It all reminded me of the birds-of-paradise flower. 82 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:35,465 So I was thinking 83 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:40,845 that I could style your models to be the Baddies of Paradise. 84 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:45,391 You know, just a lot of plants, flowers, vines, 85 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,436 and a beautiful bouquet of fatty baddies. 86 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:52,273 - Shut up. I love it! - Hoo! 87 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,067 Baddies of Paradise is perfect. 88 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,652 Uh! Uh! Uh! 89 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,947 I also think that, um, we should hire all types of thick models. 90 00:03:59,030 --> 00:03:59,864 [phone buzzes] 91 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:03,451 Um, all different races, gender expressions. Trans women as well. 92 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,370 We are on the same page, girl. 93 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,038 [phone buzzing] 94 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,122 Okay. 95 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,833 Wow! Whoever's blowing up your phone like that 96 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,585 better be giving you some dick or puss. 97 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,213 I don't know what you're into. Also I'm inclusive. 98 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,715 I love that for you. It's just work. 99 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,510 Also, we could take the birds-of-paradise flower 100 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:21,803 and put it in each model's... 101 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,346 Titty meat or booty crack. 102 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,932 I was gonna say their hair. 103 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:30,061 Yes, that is much classier. See, that's why I need you. 104 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,188 You're my class! Give it here! 105 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,314 - Oh! - Come on! 106 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,440 - Yes! - Aw! 107 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,694 Luca, I am so sorry I've been so busy. 108 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,613 I'm sure this is the first thing I've had to eat in two days. 109 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,115 Are you in the middle of something? 110 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:45,201 Yeah, I was just getting accessories for the lingerie launch. 111 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,245 Then I gotta go to a plant store, and... 112 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:50,123 Oh, then I gotta go to Natasha's because she's just blowin' me up. 113 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:53,293 I got it, I got it, okay. We just haven't had the chance to talk. 114 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,294 Oh my God. 115 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:57,213 Natasha's calling me right now, babe. I gotta go. I'm so sorry. 116 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,339 Let's catch up later. 117 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,091 Don't worry. No problem. 118 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,260 - Ciao. - Don't work too hard. 119 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:03,761 Hey, Natasha. I'm on my way. 120 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:07,807 Honestly, why is my phone smoking from missed calls and text messages? 121 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:10,310 Would you look what pussycat dragged in? 122 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,561 Hi, Peppermint! 123 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:16,983 Mavis, we have won a Webby Award for my speech from Bradley's funeral. 124 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:18,359 What? 125 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:22,030 And my iconic remix of the speech from Bradley's funeral. 126 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:25,366 Oh my God. Don't make me cry. It's too easy. I just started my period. 127 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,119 - Finally, a red carpet! We did it! - We did it! 128 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:29,287 We did do it! 129 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:34,167 Okay, well, we don't have a lot of time. The Webbys are next Friday night. 130 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:38,588 Natasha, I can 1,000% do both things. 131 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,132 Excuse me? 132 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:45,136 Nicole Byer has hired me to style her lingerie launch. 133 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:47,597 Also next Friday. 134 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:52,894 [Peppermint gasps] Girl, look at you. Celebrity stylist! [chuckles] 135 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,395 Oh my gosh! 136 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,690 Okay, okay, okay. Why are you styling these randoms? 137 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,277 You're my stylist. You're my right hand. 138 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,361 What about me? 139 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:05,948 Why does everybody always make it about them? Bruce. 140 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:09,369 [Mavis] Natasha, I need more celebrity clients to build my brand. 141 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,371 Can I please have this bracelet? 142 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,663 I don't care. 143 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,542 You know, I made the Mavis-kill hashtag, 144 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:19,629 so it's not a stretch to say that I made you. 145 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:23,091 Um, actually, I started the hashtag. 146 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,967 There's some necklaces over there. 147 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,931 Natasha, I am so proud of all the work we've done together these last few months, 148 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:34,811 and... I promise I will not let you down, 149 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:37,355 especially on the red carpet. 150 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,316 [sighs] 151 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:43,276 Fine. 152 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,864 Style that little Muppet if you want to. 153 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:51,160 But every minute that I need you, you better be there. 154 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:52,953 - I will. - I will. 155 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,555 ["SOHO HOUSE" by Kota the Friend plays] 156 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,624 ♪ Tell me you ain't gotta go... ♪ 157 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,377 - [Khalil] Oh man! - That's my baby. 158 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,712 Look at little man. He any good? 159 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:03,296 Well, um... 160 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,341 No, he's terrible. 161 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,177 But he likes the pizza after, so, you know... 162 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,387 All right. 163 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:10,763 - Hi, I'm... - Hey. 164 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,599 Oh. Khalil. 165 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,560 Hey, girl. 166 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:17,937 How you... How you been? 167 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,063 - Good actually. - Good. 168 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,524 Much better than right after you ghosted me. 169 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:23,358 Did I? 170 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,570 - You know, I... work. - Mm. 171 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,530 You know, yeah. I been real busy with work. 172 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,283 Oh, is that why my text messages turned green? 173 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:34,078 I was just hitting you up to get my hoops back that I left at your place. 174 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:34,996 Do you know what? 175 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:37,331 I will make sure he gets those back to you, sis. 176 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,542 Can we start with some water, please? 177 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,127 - Of course. - Thank you. 178 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,337 - I'll be right back with that. - Thank you. 179 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,049 Can you believe her? 180 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,385 I mean, just watching me sit here with you right now, 181 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,511 coming at me like that. 182 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,888 So unprofessional. 183 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:52,971 Look. 184 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:56,267 I know you've changed, but she doesn't. 185 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:01,105 And you can't treat women like that and expect them not to react. 186 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:02,689 You right. 187 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,530 - She about to put something in our food. - Oh yeah. 188 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,116 - But leave a tip. - Already on it. 189 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,951 [upbeat music playing] 190 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,871 - Fresh and dap. - I think we both are. It's like... 191 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:21,249 Hey. 192 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,254 - Hi, Jordan. - Mavis! [chuckles] 193 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,255 How you doin'? 194 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,216 Good. Good. Good. 195 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,593 - Okay. That's great. You're good. - [both chuckle] 196 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,513 Can you, uh... just give us a minute, bro? 197 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,306 Yes, thought you'd never ask. 198 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,270 It's good to see you. 199 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:44,815 You out shopping? 200 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:48,402 Yeah, I got clients on the red carpet, so I'm pulling some looks for them. 201 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,029 Okay, Mave. 202 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:56,118 And I am also styling Nicole Byer's lingerie launch, so... 203 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:59,247 Mavis! This is huge. 204 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,498 Come on now. 205 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,753 I'm sorry. This... This is, uh... This is just very exciting. 206 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,589 You out here making it like I knew you would. 207 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,384 Wait. This is not about me. 208 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,805 You out here making it like you knew you would. 209 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,769 You know that's right. 210 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,438 You the hardest-working person I know. 211 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,442 We're always gonna be running the same circles. 212 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,361 The same industry. 213 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,824 So maybe at some point, we'll be more comfortable running into each other, 214 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,324 saying hi, 215 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,160 checking in. 216 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,206 - Maybe. - [Jordan] Oh my gosh. 217 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,043 Not listening. I'm sorry. I just... This makes me so happy. 218 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,212 ["Bonita" by Delly plays] 219 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,135 ♪ Look, Bonita Applebum ♪ 220 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:56,429 ♪ Look like Sanaa Lathan ♪ 221 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,556 ♪ Low-ride jeans with a G-string thong ♪ 222 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,142 ♪ She the hottest thing That's up in the place... ♪ 223 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,393 Hey. 224 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,438 Hey. 225 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,958 Look, I know this is probably coming way too late in the game, 226 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,443 but I owe you an apology. 227 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,029 I'm sorry I never called you back. 228 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,782 Yeah, way too late. I mean, I knew you were a fuckboi, 229 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,285 but I thought you were one of the nice ones. 230 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,870 Crazy thing is so did I. 231 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:25,666 But, you know, I'm workin' on it. I'm, you know, growing, gettin' better. 232 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:29,670 How 'bout runnin' away from me every time you see me in the past year? 233 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,255 You sorry for that too? 234 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,966 What? What do you mean running? There wasn't nobody running. 235 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,343 Girl, come on now. 236 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:38,261 A'ight. 237 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,514 I'm sorry about that too. 238 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,477 It's not even like I've been trying to date you. 239 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,896 I got a man now. A good one too. 240 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,856 That's dope. I mean, I got somebody too. 241 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,108 Okay, Khalil, I see you. 242 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,568 Okay, Stephanie. 243 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,279 - Melanie. - Are you sure? 244 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,825 It's not... Oh shit! 245 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:03,120 Melanie, I'm growing! It takes time to grow! 246 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,122 ♪ I trip, I keep on goin'... ♪ 247 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,250 - Day, can you let a bit out in the booty? - Got it. 248 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,753 Sorry not sorry. Blessed with ass for weeks. 249 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,171 Praise him, girl. 250 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,590 Look, God done gave you two full cups. I'm not mad at it. 251 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,843 Day, can we also, um... The titty meat. We just need, um... 252 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:21,097 - Two pinches? I got you. - I've never felt so got. 253 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,100 - Listen, I didn't forget about you. - Uh-huh. 254 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,811 My launch is all about celebrating thick baddies, 255 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,997 so I got a little somethin'-somethin' for you to wear. 256 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,232 Oh my goodness, Nicole. I literally cannot wait! 257 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,901 Keep in mind she has abandonment issues. Oh, Nicole Byer, hi. 258 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:35,224 - Hello. - Bruce, what do you... 259 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,172 When she was 18, her family turned their backs on her. 260 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:40,282 When she was 36 and gained 20 pounds, the fashion industry abandoned her. 261 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,450 She thinks you're next. 262 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,663 So I am sorry, but all of that unprocessed trauma's about to land at your feet. 263 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,206 Hello! 264 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:51,127 Oh, it's so dark and small in here. 265 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,503 Hi. 266 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:57,508 Hey. I, um, told you I was gonna come to your place right after this. 267 00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:01,178 Oh, well, I wanted to make your life easier, so I came to you. 268 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,973 Natasha Karina, girl, I love you. 269 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,976 Oh, that's so sweet, and I don't even know who you are. 270 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,062 Natasha, let's not Mariah-Carey Nicole right now, okay? 271 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,565 It's okay, queen. Put me in my place. 272 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,525 [Natasha] Oh! Yellow. [chuckles] 273 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,526 That's a choice. 274 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,446 Okay. You know what? It's a hot color. 275 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,157 - I'll be right back. I'm so sorry. - Do I look like a Peep? 276 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,034 - Is she gonna be an act? - It's not yellow. It is marigold. 277 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,371 Natasha, I really wanna be respectful of your feelings, 278 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,791 but this is above and beyond, even for you. 279 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,086 What? Bruce wanted to meet Nicole whatever-her-name-is. 280 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,047 Yep. Yeah, that's right. That... Whatever she said is true. 281 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,425 Yeah, and it's worth mentioning 282 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,761 that fat bitch can't serve a look like I can. 283 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,055 And before you say anything, fat people say it's okay to say fat now. 284 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,975 Not the way you say it, and I'm a fat person. 285 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:51,687 Natasha, I said I would be at your house in an hour, 286 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,814 and that's the time I'm gonna be there. 287 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:58,527 Okay, relax, Mavis. We were just swinging by. 288 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,529 Gee, does anybody sweep around here? 289 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,032 [gentle music playing] 290 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,412 I just... I feel so guilty. I feel like I'm cheating on her. 291 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,498 I'm triggered. I'm cheating triggered. 292 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,624 I'm chiggered. 293 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,186 I'm chiggered. Is that a thing? I don't know, but it should be. 294 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,462 Yeah, I don't know what that means. Uh... [clears throat] 295 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,422 Let me ask you questions, rapid-fire style. 296 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,341 - Oh boy. - Who hired you first for Friday? 297 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,360 - Nicole. - Does Natasha like her red-carpet look? 298 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,178 Her couture look? Absolutely yes. 299 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,061 Do have a lifelong struggle setting boundaries 300 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,848 that can make you a total people-pleaser? 301 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,267 Okay, yes, but that's not how we play this game. 302 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,991 Mavis, you the one that said you wanted to grow your brand, a'ight, 303 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,606 and make people feel good about their bodies and what they wear. 304 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,774 Yeah. 305 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,977 But you can't deal with Natasha making you feel guilty 306 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,611 about having another celebrity client. 307 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,363 It's time to put Mavis first. 308 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:46,116 That's what you said you was gonna do when you left Jacque, right? 309 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,744 - [Khalil slurps] - Okay. 310 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,956 Ew. Did you have to sip your drink like that? 311 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,999 I only drink like that when I know I'm right. 312 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,502 [slow R & B music playing] 313 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,088 [Mavis yawns] 314 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,257 I'm so tired. 315 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,093 Mm. 316 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,678 Can't wait to sleep. 317 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,305 [screams] 318 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,516 [man] The fuck? 319 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:15,437 [Mavis] What the fuck? You, what the fuck? Jade, what the fuck? 320 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,730 What? What? 321 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:20,609 There is a random dude sleeping in my bed. 322 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,154 My God, that's Barry from the bagel shop. He's not random. 323 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,198 This is completely inconsiderate. 324 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,534 - Inconsiderate? - Yes. 325 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,660 - Me? - Yes. 326 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:30,911 - Seriously? - Yes! 327 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:34,123 If you wanna see inconsiderate, why don't you look around the apartment? 328 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:39,336 Well, all I seem to see right now is your friend in my bed. 329 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,691 The only reason he's sleeping in your bed is 'cause he usually sleeps on the couch, 330 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,134 which I paid for, but it is covered in your shit. 331 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,928 So move my shit! I don't care. Move the shit off the couch, 332 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,639 or go in the bathroom and have him sleep in the tub. 333 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,350 Really? Guess what? Your shit's all over there too! 334 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,979 Jade. I am the busiest I've ever been in my life. 335 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,690 And don't think that I don't know that you use my towels. 336 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,443 I was drying my face the other day, and I smelled you. 337 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,028 It was disgusting. 338 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,155 I can't even use my oils anymore because, you know, 339 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,365 we gotta protect the garments, protect the garments. 340 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,994 You know, I make an effort. I'm fun. I'm quirky, okay? 341 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,039 Nobody would wanna live with you. Nobody. 342 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,122 Wow. 343 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,292 You know what? 344 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,463 I'm setting some boundaries, okay? You do not come in my room. 345 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,590 - You are not welcome. - [Jade] Fine! 346 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,134 Don't you dare try to eat one of my bagels tomorrow. 347 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,679 - I know you eat my bagels. - I'm gonna eat the fuck outta your bagels. 348 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,306 Those are payments from Barry to me! 349 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:36,226 I'm gonna lick all your bagels like Ariana Grande in a donut shop. 350 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,811 - Don't think I won't! - Oh my God. 351 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,481 Are you wearing my fucking T-shirt, Barry? 352 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:45,569 So she, for real, just had on a top hat like Lisa Bonet in the '90s? 353 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:50,908 No, I'm talking exact replica. I mean, glasses and everything. 354 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,326 [India chuckles] 355 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,409 Mm. 356 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,164 But as a former fuck-man, 357 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,251 it felt good to actually own my shit and apologize. 358 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,714 And to be honest with you, it feels good to be able to tell you about it. 359 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,926 Something about you that makes me wanna be better. 360 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,179 - [India chuckles] - And that's for you and me. 361 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,306 Baby, that's so sweet. 362 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,976 I actually called some other girls too. 363 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,477 Really? What they say? 364 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,065 Uh, well, you know, some stuff I can't repeat. 365 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:28,529 But one girl did call me, and I quote, "The ashiest nigga in America." 366 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,447 - [chuckles] - Yeah. 367 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,699 Oh my God. 368 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,617 And I think I might have a fatwa now. 369 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,913 Uh, I like you, but I am not going into witness protection. 370 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,539 [both chuckle] 371 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:41,874 So... 372 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,464 You know, as I'm on my grown-nigga shit now, 373 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,632 Mm-hmm. 374 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,176 I wanna take us to the next level. 375 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,845 I wanna spend more time with you, 376 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,472 and not just the weekends we don't have Cooper. 377 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,641 I wanna get to know him too. 378 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:03,689 Well, I think maybe we should take it slow with Cooper, 379 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,860 but I'd really like to spend more time with you. 380 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:08,986 Yeah. 381 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,156 Yeah, we'll definitely take it slow with little man. 382 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,616 I mean, he gonna be trying to cock-block me anyway. 383 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,119 I had a single mom. 384 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,997 I used to be cock-blocking. I was a cock-block ninja. 385 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:25,919 Well, I would never let that happen because Mama has her needs, okay? 386 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,047 - Oh, Mama got some needs? - Mm-hmm. 387 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,257 What kind of needs Mama got, huh? 388 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:34,136 Let me see if I can find some of these needs that you got. 389 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,722 - Is this a need right here? - [India laughs] 390 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,807 [Khalil] Hmm? I think I found one. 391 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,226 Is that... How about... Is that a... 392 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,896 ♪ I got my city on my shoulders ♪ 393 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,440 ♪ I gotta work work work ♪ 394 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,902 ♪ Don't want no pity, I'm a soldier... ♪ 395 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,361 - [camera clicks] - Oh God. 396 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,197 ♪ I gotta work work work ♪ 397 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,867 ♪ I got my city on my shoulders ♪ 398 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,119 ♪ I gotta work work work ♪ 399 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,955 [outgoing FaceTime call ringing] 400 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:08,128 Mavis, is everything okay? It's the middle of the night for you. 401 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:12,591 Hey, I am so sorry to call you so early, but I just saw an email from Air Italia. 402 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,178 Did you send me a nonrefundable middle-seat ticket to go see you? 403 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,348 It might be a middle seat, but it's an exit row. 404 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,392 Luca, I just can't drop everything and go to Italy right now, okay? 405 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,330 It's like you're not listening when I tell you what my work week is like. 406 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:28,440 I know it's busy. That's why I sent you the ticket. 407 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,943 I think you're working too hard. You don't look good. 408 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,445 - Excuse me? - No. You are beautiful. 409 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,199 It just seems you don't have time to eat or sleep, like right now. 410 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,202 I think you need to find balance in your life. 411 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,956 Oh! Okay, yes. 412 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,501 Please tell me what I need to find in my life. That is rich. 413 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:51,130 Listen, we don't have the luxury of three-hour pasta breaks 414 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,840 or four-month vacations here, okay? 415 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,135 But please, please tell me about this balance that I need to find. 416 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,262 Why is this ticket making you upset? 417 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:01,598 This ticket, other than the middle seat, is very romantic. 418 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,518 Yes? [chuckles] You take a break and come here. 419 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,271 I'll show you my neighborhood. We'll have fun. 420 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,566 But it's also very unrealistic. 421 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,861 I can't just live my life with my head in the clouds. 422 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,655 I work really hard, and I love working hard, 423 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,198 and I wanna succeed. 424 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,118 I thought you wanted us to be around each other. 425 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:25,247 I do. I just don't know how to make time for us and time for myself. 426 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,832 Okay. 427 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,670 This is not the way I thought this would go. 428 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,797 Well, maybe it's just... 429 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,631 I don't know. 430 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,010 Listen, um... 431 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,262 I'm gonna let you go. 432 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:44,308 I have a lot of work to do, and we'll just talk later, okay? 433 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,476 Okay. We'll talk later. 434 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,644 Ciao. 435 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,354 Ciao. 436 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,151 [slow R & B music playing] 437 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,538 - You're beautiful. - I know. 438 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,290 Okay. 439 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,169 Where are you goin'? 440 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,838 I'm goin' to the launch party. 441 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,242 Okay? You're in good hands. Bruce knows exactly what to do. 442 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,592 [softly] Do not leave me. 443 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,094 - Yes, you do. Yes, you do. - Stay. Stay here. 444 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,512 Mavis, I, uh... 445 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,723 I made a decision. 446 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:29,228 I want you to be my stylist exclusively. 447 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,521 So... 448 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,068 how much? 449 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:42,115 It's not about the money, Natasha. I am... I'm trying to grow my brand. 450 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,452 Has it ever occurred to you just to be happy for me? 451 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,535 No. 452 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,789 I'll give you a monthly salary. How's 10,000? 453 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,165 10,000 what? 454 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,586 Dollars, Mavis. And go gentle on Nicole. She's a fan. 455 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,381 I just need you to sign this three-year contract. 456 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,465 Three years? 457 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,554 Okay, um... Uh... 458 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,724 - Natasha. - Yeah? 459 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:12,187 While this is life-changing, 460 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,773 I-don't-need-a-roommate-anymore kind of money... 461 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,608 [sighs] 462 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,153 ...my brand can't be all about you. 463 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,031 I need to put myself first. 464 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,535 Mavis, if you walk out that door, 465 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,037 there's no coming back. 466 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,372 I mean it. 467 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,125 We're done. 468 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,879 Well, you know what? 469 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,966 I'm pretty good at breakups. 470 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,136 ["Bom Bom" by Tkay Maidza plays] 471 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,513 ♪ I be on the next I see it, I don't stop... ♪ 472 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:52,144 [announcer] Nicole Byer presents the Baddies of Paradise. 473 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,896 ♪ I be on the next I see it, I don't stop... ♪ 474 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,858 - [cheering, applause] - [camera clicking] 475 00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,943 ♪ Bom-bom ba-dom-bom, bom-bom ♪ 476 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,111 ♪ Bom-bom ba-dom-bom... ♪ 477 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,405 You did all this. It's amazing. 478 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,198 I know! You know what? 479 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,451 Everyone looks so gorgeous, 480 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,911 and I can tell that they feel gorgeous too. 481 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,538 You look great, too, by the way. 482 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,499 Oh, I know I'm fine as fuck. Okay? 483 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,377 Nicole, the collection is so beautiful. 484 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,838 How did you come up with the birds-of-paradise theme? 485 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,842 I can't take credit. It was my beautiful stylist Mavis. 486 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,762 Mavis, Mavis, come over here and tell us your inspiration, please? 487 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,722 Oh, oh, okay. 488 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:33,018 So, basically, um... 489 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,771 plus-size women are always being told to shrink. 490 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:39,232 You know, literally everyone's telling us to lose weight, be smaller, 491 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:43,278 but the birds-of-paradise flowers, they bloom when there's enough light, 492 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:48,158 and so, I just really wanted to take beautiful kings and queens 493 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:51,620 and nonbinary royalty and just showcase them 494 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,664 in beautiful bright, bold colors in the light 495 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:58,794 because they haven't let the world shame them into shrinking. 496 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,128 Mavis. 497 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,838 Ma-vis! 498 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:02,964 Ayo! 499 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,925 [phone buzzes] 500 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,219 Hey, hey. How'd it all go? 501 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,305 It was good and bad, all at the same time. 502 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,264 [Mavis sighs] 503 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,518 I think I did something stupid, but I think it was the right thing. 504 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,396 Was it stupid? Answer me, Khalil! 505 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,605 Yo, Mavis, you okay? 506 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:23,652 I just quit working for Natasha, which is good, right? It's brave. 507 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,529 This was a one-time thing with Nicole, 508 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:28,740 and, um, Natasha offered me $10,000 a month. 509 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:29,824 What? 510 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,993 I didn't just fuck up my whole life, right? 511 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,121 I mean, there'll be other jobs, right? 512 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:37,582 - Oh. But it's good, right? - Mavis, you breathing a little funny. 513 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:38,500 I, uh... 514 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,670 I can hear my heartbeat in my ears. It's so loud. Do you hear what I... 515 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,506 - Find a seat somewhere. Sit down. - Oh, my heartbeat's so... 516 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,384 - Take deep breaths. You're just exhausted. - My fee... 517 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,970 - You did not fuck up your life. - I just... 518 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,972 - I don't know what I'm... - Mavis! [echoes] 519 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,015 - I don't... [echoes] - [thuds] 520 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,895 Don't worry, ma'am. You're gonna be okay. 521 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:02,149 These prostitutes should really eat before they start work. 522 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,818 Oh, I'm sorry. Did you see my pum-pum? 523 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:06,486 I... 524 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,531 I'm... I'm sorry. Also... Also you're welcome. 525 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,120 [hip-hop beat playing] 526 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,499 ♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪ 527 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,543 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 528 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,546 ♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪ 529 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,548 ♪ Yeah ♪ 530 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,843 ♪ I'm way too lit, I'm way too thick ♪ 531 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,220 ♪ Talk a lotta trash, but I could bag it ♪ 532 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,222 ♪ Betta know about me ♪ 533 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,728 ♪ Mm-mm ♪ 534 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,605 ♪ Yeah ♪ 535 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:44,441 ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ 536 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,526 ♪ Yeah ♪ 537 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,863 ♪ Mm-mm ♪ 538 00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:51,698 ♪ Yeah ♪ 539 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,534 ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ 540 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,453 ♪ Yeah ♪ 541 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,831 ♪ Mm-mm ♪ 542 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,583 ♪ Hey ♪ 543 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,878 ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ 544 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,796 ♪ Yeah ♪ 545 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,716 ♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪