If this goes in, shirt's coming off.
I dunno what a bottoms-up press is.
Oh! And look what's down here!
Nice drive.
I'm gonna miss all the West Coast cuts again.
Then we gotta get after it.
- Are you miked up right now? - Yeah.
- You must feel good. - I'll just do it.
This is becoming a waste of a day.
Do you even wanna go to the US Open?
If I was caddying for you, I'd tell you to hit it a little draw with a 5-iron.
Right, just a little move at it.
- He's a really good caddie. - But that's why I don't caddie.
- It's only one round. - Anything else? Thank you.
We'll catch you tonight with multiple beers.
- Better than 7. - For sure.
No, it was really good.
- That was nice. - I like it better than the fairway.
I got a picture of Poppy today at daycare.
Absolutely gone.
Passed out.
You'll be there though. It's so cool. It definitely gives you something to do.
What?
- Kid. - Oh.
And then the par three. And then eight. And it's like, no.
I told my dad that we're pregnant this morning.
I work out too!
Good shot, you boner.
That's probably true.
We have some breaking news for you on this Tuesday evening.
Within the hour, the Saudi-backed league LIV Golf released its field,
and the highest-ranked player, well, it is a bit of a stunner.
It is former world number one and 24-time PGA Tour winner, Dustin Johnson.