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第一日上班快樂,聖誕老人

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媽媽在天有靈會很安慰

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我帶了這種「釀啫喱豆果汁」給你

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謝謝,乖女

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好好飲

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我的確需要打打氣

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經過快妥公司派送災難後

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這次不能再搞得一塌糊塗

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-你不會的,爸爸
-好了

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今天我要穿上聖誕袍,開始增肥

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成為所有小精靈的聖誕老人

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讓他們知道有我喺度,甚麼都不怕

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甚麼都逃不出我的手指罅

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聖誕袍呢?

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聖誕袍呢?

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可能在櫃桶

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好,沒事,我們搞亂這裡

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所有東西亂掉,弄得好似有人爆格一樣

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(路根廣場咖啡店)

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等等

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路卡斯,我就知道你會喜歡

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他還穿著巴斯光年睡衣

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我覺得好...得意

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她怎麼...

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對,因為你要知道...

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-你好嗎?
-沒事的

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-早晨
-你看

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-「朱古力泡泡咖啡」,好有趣
-對

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我要一杯朱古力泡泡咖啡,特濃

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加點朱古力,要好多朱古力

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走咖啡,熱朱古力可以了

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咖啡粉都換成可可粉,如果有就加厚忌廉

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如果有,最好加點薄荷

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任何硬糖都可以,之後擠點忌廉

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有曲奇碎更好,其中一款都得,還有彩糖

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齋啡可以了,謝謝

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-請問你的名字?
-聖誕老人

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先生,我返工已經很辛苦

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適應比我想像中更難

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對

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呵呵呵

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《今個聖誕大件事:歡樂接班人》

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(第四章:脫鞋上床條款)

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喂喂...

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大家看,這裡站滿小明星

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小?不是吧?

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對不起,剛才太沒禮貌了

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我們開始工作吧

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太好了

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雖然我是新任聖誕老人,但我剛來到這裡

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我希望大家可以同舟共濟

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抑或應該說「同橇共濟」?

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橇...

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話說,我們合作真是好有火

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我感受到這團火

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我只有一個目標,把你們的出色成果加倍

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-我們都是球場的四分衛
-達陣

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我們會一齊努力工作,玩得盡興

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太好了,我們也是...

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我知仲有九個月,但我不會請他來生日會

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新任聖誕老人,我可以攬攬嗎?

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聽落好伏,我要拒絕你

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好古怪,好吧

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你晚上會幾點送我們上床睡覺?

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有無咁尷尬的問題嗎?

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你點解無著聖誕袍?

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對了,聖誕袍呢?

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我們 300 年前就取消了便服星期五

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問得好,謝謝你,大家回去工作吧

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太好了...

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你一定要穿聖誕袍,這是規矩

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當然,貝蒂,其實沒甚麼大不了

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但我好似不知道放了在哪裡

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咩話?

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冷靜點,貝蒂,你經歷過更慘的事

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無父無母...

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我們不可以換過一件嗎?

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聖誕袍是用聖尼古拉的外袍所做

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自此在聖誕老人之間代代相傳

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所以...不行吧

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爸爸,你想去砌雪堡嗎?

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他不會有這個時間

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我們進度落後,還有 300 日就到聖誕

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-你講真的?
-為何個個都問我這個問題?

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{\an8}到我了...

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{\an8}(轉轉綿羊)

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{\an8}只要我收集 6.5 個橙色代幣

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我就可以去你的礦場井,偷走所有羊?

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-我不知道
-你們看

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我做聖誕老人時,都無時間這樣陪你們玩

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-我喜歡這樣,好開心

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-我也是
-對

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我也不想掃興,但仔女要準備上學了

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正

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-不要嘔吐...
-珊卓娜,你不會嘔吐的

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但我們要傾掂背景故事

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到時肯定好多人好奇

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-我們有「捕蝦船家族」
-我有個...

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在離岸遠處捕蝦

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-例如是紐芬蘭這類地區
-是

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另一樣就是信佛教

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是有點複雜,但為我們離開提供充分理由

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-當然
-至於「在小島迷路」的故事,我有保留

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-信我,只會令人更好奇
-好吧

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-我想...
-那就用捕蝦船的故事

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不,我想要用「阿拉斯加叢林飛行員」

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-我對所有同事都這樣說...
-我喜歡

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我們討論過,我是阿拉斯加叢林飛行員

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-這是好主意
-對,我要做叢林飛行員

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還有一件事

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我不想同事覺得我辭了一份好工作

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做成功男人背後面目模糊的女人

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因為根本不是這樣

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-好,咁我們要點做呢?
-好

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這裡有粒八面骰

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擲一次,然後擲一次六面骰,轉轉輪盤

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-然後我可以轉轉綿羊
-不對

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我要怎樣做?幾時可以轉轉綿羊?

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呢層...

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我們看過說明書了,不是這頁

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-是哪一頁?
-中間一頁

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-中間,有了
-是紅色...

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有人識德語嗎?

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(梧桐樹懶之家)

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嘩...小心

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一陣來校長室見我

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對不起,肌肉記憶

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對,我以前很喜歡留堂,充滿美好回憶

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太好了,我終於來到美國高中

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簡直是夢想成真

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有網絡紅人、電子哥特族和運動員

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實在太好了

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-嘩
-對不起

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哎呀

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你沒事吧?

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我沒事,壘球隊剛淘汰了我

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他們只是妒忌你

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情況就似小精靈說我太高,不能打歡樂球

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沒事的

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你好古怪

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我...之後再見

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好吧

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高中實在太正

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我倒沒這種感覺

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你好靜局,沒事吧?

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你帶了甚麼來?

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-還有其他嗎?
-有

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喂

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-好極
-別這樣

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不如...雖然成身動物,但試試扮無事發生

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其實他喜歡叫自己做「爬蟲」

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跟以前一模一樣

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萬萬不敢相信,居然親眼見到傳奇人物

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好了,不要引到學生搶住衝過來

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鼎鼎大名的佳音紐曼

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原來是這位傳奇人物

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維維安

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你記得我老公司恪嗎?

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-維維安
-不記得

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真諷刺,記憶明明是我最看重的東西

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-對
-我還記得自己的長袍...

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-我想知道你做叢林飛行員的經歷
-對了

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尤其想知你飛到雪崩上

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拯救又驚又怕的丈夫

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這個故事太精彩了,我想親耳聽到

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-真好
-對

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奇怪,我不太記得是甚麼飛機

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-應該是...
-是我的塞斯納飛機

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厲害

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我想到處看看,留下來聚聚舊

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-你方便嗎?
-好

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沒問題,反正我很多事情要做

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我也要去老地方

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-去百貨公司買錄影機...
-好

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然後去百視達租影帶今晚看

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總之,呵呵呵...

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呵...咳咳

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我應該對這種植物過敏

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這是...咳咳...

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慘

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這就是魔法出現的地方

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單靠魔法不足以一晚派送十億份禮物

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正好講到重點

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曉高是一個信奉「科學」的小精靈

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有傳他本身來自南極

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魔法有其用處,但如果可以配合

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量子物理、多重維度、平行宇宙和渦旋

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還有聖誕老人在空中穿越的洞口,砰!

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那就真是普世歡騰

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-一晚就能派送十億份禮物
-嘩

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當初有這種科技,我肯定會成功

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當然,只能在聖誕夜派禮物也是問題

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經過調節後,系統就可以隨時派送

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我們可以全年派送?

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爸爸,你露出新款手機推出時的瘋狂眼神

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-等大家發送他們的訂單...
-你指禮物清單?

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是,我們可以馬上派送相應的禮物?

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有了這個派送系統

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人們未知自己想要甚麼,我們就送到

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爸爸,瘋狂眼神

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{\an8}(距離聖誕尚餘 299 日)

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紀念日好好玩

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派對、燒烤、遊戲、樂趣

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-我們要紀念甚麼?
-戰死的軍人

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吓?

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點解要用野餐來紀念?

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好了

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佳音來了,派對可以正式開始

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-很開心見到你
-我呢...好

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嘩,好耐無見你們了

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媽媽在這裡,好似變成了爸爸

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-對,太好了,很開心
-這是...

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喂

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我在學校沒見到你

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這麼說,你在找我了

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00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,666
我轉校了

217
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終於加入壘球隊,太好了

218
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真好

219
00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,297
對了,我叫葦莉

220
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我叫卡爾,全名是卡勳,加卡勳

221
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你全名是加卡勳?

222
00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,555
對,這就是問題了

223
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其實我全名叫畢迪卡勳

224
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,309
但你知道有幾多小精靈叫畢迪嗎?

225
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,768
造成混亂

226
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:03,853
小精靈?

227
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,480
我指小朋友...我說了甚麼?

228
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,941
總之叫我的中間名,本來不是問題

229
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,860
直到後來我改姓

230
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,154
-你改過姓?
-是

231
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:16,032
所以你是加入了保護證人計劃之類?

232
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,783
-大概是這樣吧
-明白

233
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,536
不如講講你?通常做甚麼人類活動?

234
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,123
你有去過銀行處理錢銀嗎?

235
00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:26,375
有

236
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,294
珊卓娜,你擔心死我了

237
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,130
-你都不去識朋友
-那你當松鼠是甚麼?

238
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,174
有毛毛尾巴、喜歡吃果仁的大老鼠

239
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:36,385
好,你呢?我也不見你識朋友

240
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,013
我已經 60 歲,這個年紀不用識朋友

241
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,848
這是大自然定律,保持心境勞嘈

242
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,100
你明明說大家要一齊適應

243
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,894
好...你說得對

244
00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:48,564
把聲好似小精靈尖叫,所以我才離開北極

245
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,858
小心,有馬跑掉了

246
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,152
嘩...

247
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:57,281
喂喂...珊卓娜...你做甚麼...

248
00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,116
回來,珊卓娜

249
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,582
嘩...

250
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,501
乖,沒事了...

251
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,255
嘩,朋友

252
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,258
你的馬術好犀利

253
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,343
你不怕嗎?

254
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,096
不,這匹馬很害怕,我要讓他知道我不怕

255
00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,265
真的,我很害怕,我見到蜜蜂了

256
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,601
-你說甚麼?
-誰說話了?

257
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,561
唉,連在這裡也出現幻聽?

258
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,564
我叫潔達,她們是漢娜和麥簡絲

259
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:31,649
-你好
-大家好

260
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:35,736
我們都是馬術社,你會想加入嗎?

261
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,738
你說海象喜不喜歡按摩肚皮?

262
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,700
我當然想加入了

263
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,327
-你見到嗎?
-見到

264
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,788
珊卓娜挽救局面,還交了朋友

265
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,914
-太好了
-對

266
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,375
-我也覺得很開心
-甚麼事?

267
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,795
這區會開設一所特許學校

268
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,548
他們想我做校長

269
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:59,802
我還未答應,而且我也不一定要做

270
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,179
-你可以嗎?
-我當然沒問題

271
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,681
我享受過成為焦點的時光

272
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:07,017
應該輪到你發熱發亮,我會...留在暗角

273
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,145
-聽落好似好慘
-是

274
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,690
小精靈,美麗的小精靈

275
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,986
青春不老的小精靈

276
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,573
有人想讓我吸你們的血嗎?

277
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:24,076
講笑!別這樣,我只是講笑...

278
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,704
是日問題:一年中你們最喜歡哪一天?

279
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,414
聖誕節...

280
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:32,126
你們最不喜歡又是哪一天?

281
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,253
其餘日子...

282
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:40,134
如果我宣布日日過聖誕呢?

283
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,303
-嘩?
-怎樣做?

284
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:48,267
利用北極派送系統和快妥公司的演算法

285
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,852
我們可以實現這個夢想

286
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,812
聖誕節,一年 365 日都是

287
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,648
讓大家想要甚麼,隨時都得到

288
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,025
大家想想吧

289
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:59,445
日日過聖誕,就會削弱聖誕節的特別之處

290
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,155
我知道,露兒

291
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,783
好比被人唧是世上最好玩的事

292
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,410
但玩足一星期,就開始想嘔

293
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,080
我試過唧你兩星期,你都未嘔

294
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,916
對,這個例子舉得不太好

295
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:15,169
總之日日過聖誕,就不再是聖誕節

296
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,673
我明白,但讓聖誕老人立足是我們的工作

297
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:22,760
聖誕老人要自己明白做錯了甚麼

298
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,262
-如果聖誕假人西蒙不明白呢?
- ...想要即有

299
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:30,601
日日過聖誕就可以令北極的重要性

300
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,019
延續到下個千禧年

301
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,316
我可以攬攬嗎?聖誕老人

302
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,736
這次可以,大家都來吧,過來

303
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,490
來吧

304
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,160
你們很大力,超級大力,嘩

305
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:49,954
好極

306
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,418
來吧,你超級大力

307
00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,463
很好

308
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:02,341
於是我說:「我不能跟你們打完機」

309
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:07,054
「再溫習幾何學,再去社區中心做義工」

310
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,180
-吓?
-對

311
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,433
好熟悉,以前我就是這樣馬不停蹄

312
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,477
但現在有很多時間留給家人

313
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,896
有人想再玩好難玩的綿羊遊戲嗎?

314
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,941
對不起,我約了馬術社班女仔

315
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,903
我要澄清,是人類女仔,不是馬女

316
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,613
我也約了葦莉,所以...

317
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,826
我也差點忘了,明天有科學委會員會議

318
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,661
好吧...你們知道嗎?

319
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:35,833
這樣正好,因為我就可以...我可以執枱

320
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,793
正所謂人多好辦事

321
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:42,423
分三次去廚房要六隻手,如果大家肯收拾

322
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,508
-那就真是好辦事了
-我去完馬術社後回來

323
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:45,885
-拜拜,玩得開心
-拜拜

324
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,804
我們已經有信來,有信

325
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,141
(快妥公司,現正招聘)

326
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,184
(團隊成員及司機,讓普世歡騰)

327
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,061
好

328
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,902
幾個試驗市場展開「日日過聖誕」宣傳後

329
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,363
效果簡直好到爆燈

330
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:10,701
對,全部合乎進度,11 月可以全球推出

331
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,912
-但即是還有兩星期
-沒錯

332
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,040
大家肯定這件事做到?

333
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,666
你們覺得如何?

334
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:22,004
聖誕老人...

335
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,547
聖誕老人,我們傾幾句

336
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,632
請各位離席

337
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:33,098
貝貝,我早應該聘請小精靈,充滿熱誠

338
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,893
不要誤會,我不是反對工會

339
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,228
-甚麼工會?
-這個地方太正了

340
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:42,608
聖誕老人,有兩個小精靈今日缺席

341
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,610
收到,不過人人都會缺席

342
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,945
在北極不會

343
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,322
從未試過有小精靈曠工

344
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,406
從來沒有

345
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,825
有次以為雨果想詐病,扮患了藍流感

346
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,036
結果他只是吃得太多朱古力豆

347
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,496
說得清楚點,是藍色嗰款

348
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,415
我分心了

349
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,002
聖誕老人,日日過聖誕不是好主意

350
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,463
人們會因此失去期待

351
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:09,677
破壞聖誕節注重奉獻、相聚和獨特的氣氛

352
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,930
而且大家都不知道何時看聖誕電影了

353
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,598
聖誕會毀於一旦

354
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,849
我不同意,貝貝

355
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:18,060
我做了分析,我給你看

356
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,313
聖誕節近年受歡迎程度大減

357
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,857
事實上,純粹初步想想

358
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:30,072
不如不叫日日過聖誕,改稱「C.E.D.」?

359
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,783
我覺得你有點魯莽

360
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:36,245
而且,你的眼神閃到我只在卡通見過

361
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,623
認真問,這裡我話事,還是你話事?

362
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:44,086
-是你,我只能給予建議
-很好...

363
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,922
我之前開公司的初心是希望所有人

364
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,049
想要甚麼,隨時都得到

365
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,721
貝貝,本來只是一份抱負,現在有望成真

366
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,016
何不試試這個方式?

367
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,227
如果行不通,我們就用舊方法,好嗎?

368
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,521
貝蒂...

369
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,982
你好犀利

370
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,778
不,你才是

371
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,660
貝蒂,蜜糖包,進來

372
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,079
搞咩?

373
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,666
我仲以為你去制止聖誕假人西蒙

374
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,626
不是讚他犀利

375
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,379
熱香餅和巴拿巴也對近日的改變開口了

376
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,839
現在人影都無埋

377
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,341
他們是自己跑掉,還是被人送走?

378
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,802
-我不知道
-你要找聖誕老人司恪回來

379
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,971
這樣不合規矩,我做不到

380
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,683
我估都係,所以我會落手處理

381
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,226
不要這樣吧

382
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,980
聖誕老人西蒙,我要和你決鬥

383
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,567
你好可愛,不過爸爸要工作

384
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,277
或者...桂絲可以陪你玩

385
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:53,781
我不是講玩,我要正式決鬥

386
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,867
-輸家要離開北極
-咩話?

387
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,165
係咪要唔該你?

388
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,250
太荒謬了

389
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,836
荒謬?可能吧

390
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,506
但你一錯再錯,自己心知肚明

391
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,217
所以你才沒再帶著桂絲工作

392
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,511
不要扯桂絲進來

393
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,889
她只是...忙著做其他事

394
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,183
她要做小朋友做的事

395
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,976
你講大話好似地精

396
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:26,313
露兒,不要亂來了

397
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:30,818
回去好好浸個吹波糖泡泡浴,我們再談

398
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,453
男人

399
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,499
親愛的,我不想與你爭執

400
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:49,461
我知道你一雙小手被古老的北極法律綁住

401
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,463
所以我是時候要挺身而出

402
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:55,717
免得蠢材聖誕假人西蒙破壞我們的生活

403
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,471
原諒我粗俗,我嬲到死!

404
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:03,725
如果你要找我,海象知我在哪裡,露兒

405
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,365
貝蒂?

406
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,826
你在嗎?

407
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,453
你好細粒,有時好難估

408
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,874
我對你似乎太嚴厲了

409
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,062
佳音?

410
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:53,859
是你?

411
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,154
你還好嗎?看看你

412
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,448
-你怎會在這裡?
-我來帶你回去

413
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,241
-吓?
-西蒙摧毀聖誕了

414
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,286
算啦,摧毀聖誕?可知你對我說過幾次?

415
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,080
還記得我把電話放在雪橇上嗎?你不喜歡

416
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,041
還有一次飛過洛克斐勒中心

417
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,044
樹頂才稍為彎掉,你就說聖誕節玩完了

418
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,545
-他有好多瘋狂大計
-是

419
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,005
例如要日日過聖誕

420
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:18,133
西蒙有權選擇做怎樣的聖誕老人

421
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,719
就好似我有權選擇做爸爸一樣

422
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:22,930
我看你這次白走一趟了

423
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,182
好了,別這樣,別哭了...

424
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,476
我要對你坦白

425
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,521
我好掛住你,想玩一會嗎?

426
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,814
-我樂意留下來
-好

427
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,817
聖誕假人西蒙一日喺度,我就不會返北極

428
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,444
我不想與他有任何關係

429
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,863
-對了,我找到工作了
-甚麼工作?

430
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,575
-聖誕老人,出事了
-貝蒂

431
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,953
桂絲,我沒見到你

432
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:49,206
薑餅人要重新設計薑餅屋

433
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,874
改成開放式空間

434
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:53,126
有一面牆等著被吃掉

435
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,379
-你應該去看看
-爸爸,走吧

436
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,756
乖女,爸爸現在很努力為你工作

437
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,550
不如你去吧,順便給我帶一扇窗回來

438
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,723
看守馬房的小精靈消失,聖誕鹿有問題

439
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:09,768
牠們似乎不想飛行,也可能是無法飛行

440
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:14,022
1964 年播出聖誕鹿節目後都沒試過這樣

441
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:17,401
除了這件事,還有小精靈失蹤

442
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:21,738
小精靈本應只會失蹤去吃肉桂卷

443
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,073
那他們在哪裡?

444
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,826
我也想知道,但越來越多小精靈失蹤

445
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:32,916
小精靈失蹤、聖誕鹿停飛反映領導有問題

446
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,669
-同意
-所以就是你的錯

447
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,506
而且快到 12 月了

448
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,966
看來這樣對大家都好

449
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,885
反正聖誕已經變得不再重要

450
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,396
你見過露兒嗎?

451
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,107
他昨晚沒有回家

452
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,775
通常史皮會打給我

453
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,570
通知我他是否在熱朱古力吧喝得太多

454
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,863
但連史皮都消失了

455
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,614
男人都是這樣,對不對?

456
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,076
我只是不信他會一聲不響離開

457
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:12,039
我說過了,我對這件事一無所知

458
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:18,879
{\an8}(快妥公司)

459
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,089
{\an8}又再跟你一起出行,好開心

460
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:23,216
不過你居然為快妥公司工作?

461
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,426
現在做甚麼?

462
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,554
跟以前一樣,為假日帶來歡樂

463
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,766
但距離聖誕越近,就越少貨物

464
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,769
是,不得不承認,氣氛比記憶中差了很多

465
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,604
最衰都是聖誕假人西蒙

466
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,857
他不是聖誕假人,他是真正的聖誕老人

467
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,651
而且沒有得力助手,他不會做得好

468
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,403
你仍然是得力助手

469
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:46,365
你要回去北極幫助他,知道嗎?

470
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,824
還要和貝蒂好好傾吓

471
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,618
-我不能回去
-你可以的

472
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:53,038
我說過我給她留了字條,但她還未來找我

473
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,415
-她不再在乎了
-她很在乎你

474
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:59,211
都結婚 900 年了,你們兩個會沒問題的

475
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,129
就快到「千年之癢」了

476
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,672
咁又係

477
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,133
來到我們的家了

478
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,385
我們都很幸福

479
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:10,222
大鑊,梅利身首異處

480
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,435
居然有人這麼喪心病狂

481
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,105
芝加哥不是人人喜歡,但梅利可以修補

482
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,981
把頭放回身上就可以了

483
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:24,277
上面還有腳印,好明顯不是自殺

484
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,863
有人當成零食一樣咬掉鼻子

485
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:29,324
哪種禽獸會食甘筍?

486
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:32,702
潮人、素食者、素食潮人

487
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,497
喂,你破壞我的傑作了

488
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,500
我們只是想為家裡增添節日氣氛

489
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,461
等等,占美摩莎

490
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:43,755
你喜歡積木玩具吧?

491
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,424
有誰還在乎聖誕節?

492
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,343
喂...

493
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,928
你們真是大錯特錯

494
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:55,350
居然挑戰古往今來最偉大的雪球手,聖...

495
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,438
你不會留在乖孩子名單了

496
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,317
-我甩骹了
-聖誕老人

497
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,445
我已經不復當年勇

498
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,530
你不只得當年勇,你是我的英雄

499
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,449
掩護...

500
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:14,453
好榮幸,很開心認識你們

501
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:28,258
嘩,原來未到 7 時,感覺已經似 9 時

502
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,094
我剛才因為打雪戰而俾人炒魷魚

503
00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:32,971
-你有贏嗎?
-我以前都算大人物

504
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,557
-至少我覺得自己是
-你說甚麼?

505
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:38,351
-快點脫鞋上床
-我今天有很多關於運氣的想法

506
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:41,521
-好
-我成為聖誕老人只是好彩

507
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,315
他可以在其他人的屋頂跣親

508
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,151
然後我娶了你,我很開心

509
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:50,280
但這只是因為聖誕夫人條款
我遵守了這幾條條款

510
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,073
現在再不用遵守了

511
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,910
你還有「脫鞋上床」條款

512
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,411
這也是

513
00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,373
還以為回來芝加哥,可以過原有的生活

514
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:02,292
可以馬上投入真實世界

515
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:03,877
抽時間陪伴兒女

516
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,588
但他們都有自己的朋友,你有工作

517
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,672
做校長

518
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,592
你是芝加哥最出色的校長,你最擅長了

519
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:15,013
這麼說,你只需找到自己的長處就行了

520
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,354
成果簡直超乎想像

521
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:26,149
C.E.D. 非常成功,都是你們的功勞

522
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:29,402
各位任勞任怨、沒有走佬的小精靈

523
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,822
我們現在有會計部?

524
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:36,159
我們要收服務費?這樣有違宗旨

525
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:39,454
你就不能試一次嗎?到時你不喜歡便停用

526
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:41,289
但我覺得你會別有一番感受

527
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,458
到時你就住在山上大宅了

528
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,669
不行,我們快沒時間了

529
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:50,257
這是用來量度聖誕氣氛的,看看有多暗

530
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,969
最後一絲光芒消失,聖誕就會終結

531
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:58,848
對了,一直有點不妥,現在我知道原因了

532
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:02,143
是新任聖誕老人破壞聖誕氣氛

533
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:05,146
你亂說甚麼?我沒有,反而是增添氣氛

534
00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:07,482
聖誕不應該日日有

535
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:09,234
聖誕要讓人期待

536
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,779
用紙鏈或廉價難吃的朱古力倒數聖誕

537
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:15,615
聖誕要帶著緊張心情上床

538
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:19,035
心知醒來後,聖誕樹下會有禮物

539
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:22,122
聖誕就是要宣揚善良和愛

540
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:28,628
對看不見的東西保持信念

541
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,507
我有點不舒服

542
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:40,473
提到看不見,我看不見伊迪了

543
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:41,683
沒事的

544
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:45,854
一切都可以用邏輯解釋,但這件事不行

545
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,148
開始慌了!

546
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,359
各位冷靜點好嗎?這件事很正常

547
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,487
北極有史以來

548
00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:58,408
從未試過有小精靈憑空消失

549
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:02,454
你一踏入北極,我就知道有問題

550
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:04,080
弊

551
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,795
起初,你遺失聖誕袍,現在還發生這種事

552
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,006
我已經給你足夠餘地

553
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:16,176
身為精靈長,我不容許你繼續留任

554
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,136
好吧,貝貝

555
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:23,683
看來你擔任精靈長的日子結束了

556
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:26,686
你被炒魷魚了

557
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:29,522
不要

558
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:59,094
小妹妹,過來...

559
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:03,014
沒想到會在這裡見到你

560
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,935
我看你在找聖誕袍吧?

561
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,019
你拿了?

562
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:11,648
沒有,聖誕袍自己過來的

563
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,274
真的嗎?

564
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:15,652
它自己要來

565
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:18,947
我覺得這裡比較安全

566
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,409
那你是為甚麼而來?

567
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,077
我要聯絡他

568
00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:27,580
加司恪?你讓他退休了

569
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,625
你犯了一點小錯吧?

570
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,043
不是他

571
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,338
是他

572
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,512
這些是從哪裡來的?

573
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:45,598
可能是我吧,我一直想你的說話

574
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:50,437
我應做擅長的事,我最擅長是做聖誕老人

575
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:53,857
我是時候要證明,從此以後

576
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:56,860
我會做一家人的聖誕老人

577
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:58,903
多謝你,爸爸

578
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,488
問心的話

579
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:03,366
這些聖誕裝飾令我有點思鄉

580
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:05,243
我正打算宣布

581
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:09,789
我想過一個傳統的北極聖誕

582
00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,249
前提是你們有時間

583
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,334
不,似乎好好玩

584
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,795
而且可以拿出「 轉轉綿羊」遊戲

585
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:18,006
一次過解開遊戲玩法

586
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,092
卡爾,你想的話可以請朋友來

587
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:22,177
甚至邀請葦莉

588
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,762
這樣會感情增進一大步

589
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,639
同對方家人玩桌遊後,下一步就是結婚

590
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:29,267
算吧啦,你們連錫錫都未試過

591
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,436
過了這麼多個月,你們還未錫錫?

592
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:35,899
你估人人學似我們,約會六分鐘就結婚?

593
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:39,068
謝謝,我對女仔的確沒甚麼頭緒,例如...

594
00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:40,487
這部分我可以幫你

595
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,238
你會教我錫錫?

596
00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:43,782
肯定有睇頭

597
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,158
我不會教你這件事

598
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,327
我是想你幫我裝飾聖誕樹

599
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:49,621
太好了,好懷念

600
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,872
-好
-我也是

601
00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:52,373
還記得他們點講嗎?

602
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:53,750
「小精靈本性如此」...

603
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,169
對,我們家的小精靈出去買雪糕了

604
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,880
但我們可以先開始裝飾聖誕樹

605
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,257
29 年來第一次

606
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:05,261
終於可與家人共度聖誕

607
00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:07,138
-老公
-多謝爸爸

608
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:10,183
好了,一人拿一個裝飾吧

609
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:13,353
拿個大的,你從底部開始,我們就...

610
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,817
弊,大件事了

611
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,797
(角色來自李奧賓勳努迪及史提夫屈力)

612
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:41,881
(編劇之作《今個聖誕大件事》)

613
00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,043
字幕翻譯:阮君而