RuPaul: Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race
UK vs. the World...
You need to create a dress
that Mama Ru herself would want to wear.
Here we go, another sewing challenge.
As long as it's stitched, that's a win for me.
Get outta your head, Cheryl.
If Ru loves the color,
maybe she won't really nitpick on the sewing.
Cheryl Hole.
You're competing against the rest of the world,
and you need to put a bit more into it, I'm afraid.
Jujubee.
I feel like, Juju, you haven't arrived.
I don't know what's going on, but you need to stop it now.
Janey Jack. Jimbo.
You are the top two queens of the week.
Thank you. Why you over Jujubee?
She did well the first three times.
This is my time back.
If I keep you, does this mean
that I've got one in the bank with Juju?
I would do that, because you're Jimbo.
Janey Jack, con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.
Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
Cheryl.
-Oh, wow. -Wow.
That was so fun.
That was a-- that was something, honey.
We're back in the werkroom,
and I'm so relieved that Janey saved me.
But my heart sinks for Cheryl,
because I know how much she wants this.
"I wasn't threatened. Still not threatened.
"Love you divas, XXO, Cheryl Hole.
P.S.: Going for that piss now."
[all laugh]
Oh, Cheryl!
I'm, like, devastated a little bit,
but, like, she was the worst in the challenge,
which is, like, the bottom line, right?
-Yeah. -I'm gonna miss Cheryl.
She's my best friend, and that smile could light up a werkroom.
-We love you, Cheryl! -Bye, Cheryl!
I'm gonna miss that mediocre queen.
Actually, she's no longer mediocre.
Ugh!
I wanna thank you so much
for letting me live on another week.
I really appreciate you.
But I am curious. Who did you choose, Jimbo?
What? [chuckles]
Oh!
[all laugh]
So stupid.
Always some food on this bitch.
Oh, damn.
Hey, look over there, you guys.
I picked Jujubee by accident.
Okay.
Girl...
Why?
I picked Jujubee because she's a really good singer,
and I wanna be the one that sings with Ru.
-Is that the only reason? -Yeah.
The other girls are gagged that I have Jujubee's lipstick.
To be honest, so am I.
At the last minute, the devilish side of me won,
and just was, like, pick Jujubee, that's the fun one.
She might beat you.
I'm gagged. I am gagged.
You know, we were sitting there,
and remember, we were talking about
you wanted me to save you.
And I found that
that was kind of an agreement that we had, right?
Eeh.
Well, this is awkward.
So I guess that's off the table.
No, it's still-- it's on the table.
[all laugh]
I don't understand that at all.
Like, how can you do that?
You formed that alliance yourself,
and then you backstab that person with a big machete.
That is some shady shit.
So essentially, he broke the alliance.
No, I didn't!
But I will mention she brought it up, not me.
That's even worse.
And I did say it to both of you.
You said it to Cheryl as well?
I did. I said, "If you save me, will I save you,"
and all that stuff.
You know, we are all here to win.
None of us are here to save each other.
So I'm trying to win.
Girl, well, you playin' it real.
So Jimbo is the bitch to watch.
-Yes. -Yeah, I think so.
No, guys, don't say stuff like that.
But it's good.
So now we know.
I never thought that you were gonna be the shady one, Jimbo.
I don't know if I am. Well, I guess I am.
-I think we know. -Yeah.
-I am? -We know.
You are.
She actually gained my trust, but now all bets are off.
I just can't believe Jimbo chose me after what she said.
She's a really good liar.
Not only will I be more wary of Jimbo,
every single queen in the werkroom will be.
What did I say?
-No, ours is the real one. -Ours real?
I promise.
And I think, thanks to me, the competition has finally started.
Team bimbo.
Team bimbo all the freaking way.
Team bimbo.
I hope you do make an alliance with her,
because she'll flip on you, too.
Oh, baby, that's why
I didn't start walking over there yet.
[both laugh]
[evil laugh]
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs. the World
will receive an all expenses paid trip to Hollywood
to record a duet with me, RuPaul.
Tonight with Michelle Visage,
Graham Norton,
and extra-special guest judge Jonathan Bailey.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[cheering]
Five, six, seven, eight.
UK vs. the World.
It's a new day in the werkroom,
and from the bottom straight to the top, I'm a winner.
Look at my badge.
Janey, how do you feel?
I feel shiny!
[cheering]
Janey has done a full 180 in this competition.
She went from the bottom to the top.
Oh, my goodness, if I was going from the bottom to the top,
I'd be having a good Saturday night.
I feel really, really good, yeah.
Like, Holland is here to show up.
[cheering] Yeah! We're so proud of you.
So, Jujubee, a lot happened in the last episode.
A lot, a lot.
And Michelle especially said that you aren't here yet.
Are you gonna get here?
-Turn up? -Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, the best coffee is getting read by Michelle.
By Michelle, yeah.
I think Juju seems very worried.
She rose the bar so high for herself
that she can't get up there, and I feel for her.
Okay, news, real quick, ladies.
I know that I have been going by Monique Heart
since the beginning of my drag career,
especially on Drag Race,
but I would really prefer to be known as just "Mo."
-Oh, okay. -So just call me Mo.
Though I present a female aesthetic,
I would like to be known as a genderless entertainer.
It opens it up for so much mo',
and what better platform to do it on, to let the world know?
I'm changing my name to Mo Heart.
But if you can, just call me Mo,
like Mo Heart, Mo Love, Mo this, Mo that.
They tried to call you Monique, but you said Mo.
Yeah! [laughs]
But wait. Can y'all call me Amber?
[all laugh]
Anyway, regardless, I'm here to win this week,
so I really don't care what you call me
as long as you pay me, please.
I want the RuPeter badge!
[alarm] RuPaul: Ooh, girl.
Her majesty done already done had herses.
She done heard it.
Hello, ladykins.
-Hello, RuPaul! -Hi!
It's the hard-knock life, old chum,
so whenever things get rocky,
remember, somewhere over the rainbow
there's a lonely goatherder
saying, "Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball."
[chuckles]
-Musical. Has to be. -Musical.
-Musical. Has to be. -Yes!
Hello, hello, hello!
Ladies, hi.
A seahorse!
My queens.
-Hi-ee! -Hi-ee!
Now, in a world divided, the art of drag
encourages us to set aside our differences
and heal with love, laughter, and compassion.
That is why I proclaim today
International Drag Literacy Day.
Ooh!
That's right, ladies,
in the grand tradition of Paris is Burning...
[laughs]
The library's about to be open.
[cheering]
Because reading is what?
-Fundamental! -Fundamental!
[laughs] That's right.
#DragRaceUK.
It's time to read the queens on an international level.
First up, J.J., Janey Jack.
The library is open.
Blu Hydrangea.
Feels like we gotta keep the reading safe,
because it's very on-brand for you.
Aah! I don't think. [laughs]
Baga Chipz. Love, I think you took the wrong stage door.
They're filming Botched next door.
[all laugh]
Pangina Heals.
Yes. [speaking Thai] [all laugh]
It means, "The library is open."
Blu Hydrangea.
You're such a horny little devil
when you took the A-levels, you got an STD.
[all laugh]
Miss Jimbo.
Canadian just like Celine Dion.
Yeah.
That explains when you do the lip sync,
you go down like the Titanic.
[all laugh]
Mama Ru, I love your look today.
You're really putting the "whore" in "seahorse."
Thank you!
Now tell a joke.
[all laugh]
-Pangina Heals. -Yes.
The only thing wider than your back is Baga's ass,
and that smells better.
[all laugh]
Accurate.
[laughs]
Mo Heart, you've been passed around
more than a donation basket on Sunday...
[all laugh]
...and gotten less change.
[all laugh]
Only in Canada.
Jujubee.
It's quite ironic that you've been here four times,
because when you walked down the runway
in that Make it Yourself dress,
you had four back rolls. Yay!
[fake laugh]
Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo.
Do you know why you haven't won a lip sync?
Because there isn't a ring to
"You're a winner, Granddad."
[all laugh]
J.J. and Pangina, I would love to read you,
but like most international pop stars,
you didn't make it big in the States.
Blu Hydrangea.
More like a dead funeral wreath.
Baga Chipz. More like Jabba the Hutt.
[laughs]
We can tell you are the filler queen,
until we saw Blu Hydrangea.
Ooh!
Tumbleweeds for these jokes, bitch.
[all chuckle]
That's it?
Really?
Pangina. Okay, so RuPaul was looking
for the most beautiful, talented drag queen from Thailand.
Was she busy?
[all laugh]
She was, she was.
Janey Jack, you put the "ho" in "Holland."
Now, I hear that tulips are the biggest export.
Is that what happened to yours?
[all laugh]
And of course, the people's love, Baga Chipz.
You walked into the room as Princess Di,
but I just saw Princess Di-arrhea.
[all laugh]
Bitch!
Juju will read the piss outta you.
I live for it. I live, I live!
Janey Jack. If I wanted to read something Dutch,
bitch, I would have watched your season.
-[tongue pop] -But lucky you're cute.
When you go home next, my room's 228.
See you there!
Ooh! Okay!
I feel dirty.
Jujubee. More like Juju has-been.
-Ooh! -Ooh!
Jimbo, your tits are the biggest thing
that's entered this werkroom,
apart from Baga's cheap veneers.
-Ooh! -Oh!
Oh, dear.
You'll go to hell!
Huh. But I had my teeth done in Harley Street, bitch.
What has this show done to you, Blu?
I know. It's ruined me.
Ladykins, it's nice to see that you're all fluent
in the international language of throwing shade,
but one of you is truly dark-sided.
The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
Jujubee. [cheering]
Again?
[all laugh]
Juju, you're not getting older, you're getting shadier.
[all laugh] Wiser.
[laughs]
Now, ladies, it's time to step out of the shade
and into the spotlight.
[gasps]
For this week's maxi-challenge,
you'll be starring in the lip sync Rusical reality show
West End Wendys: The Comeback.
[cheering]
Now, each of you will play an iconic but faded West End star
who's clawing her way back to the top.
Roles up for grabs are Widdle Orphan Fannie,
a former child star whose tomorrows don't look so bright.
-Oh. -Oh.
There's Tracey Fatberg, the former sixties dancing star
with a teeny addiction to hairspray.
Ooh!
Lally Bowelz, with a "Z," the irrepressible performer
who's ready for another comeback, mama.
-Oh, that's definitely Baga. -The old queen.
There's Mariah Gon Trappy,
a nun with a dirty, dirty habit.
[chuckles]
There's Dr. Spank-N-Spurter, a born-again virgin.
Think Michelle Visage.
-[laughs] -Oh.
There's Meryl Streep,
the Hollywood megastar who can't say no.
Okay.
And there's Dodo the Dog,
a Kansas girl's former best friend,
who's ready to take her hidden talents over the rainbow.
Now, Juju, you won the mini-challenge,
so you get to assign the roles.
Wow!
This is my first Rusical.
♪ I'm so excited ♪
And I get to assign roles.
[chuckles]
Later you'll be meeting with your choreographer,
the Strictly fabulous Johannes Rabede.
[cheers and applause]
Ladies, I expect nothing less than the performance of a lifetime.
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[cheering]
Let's have a good listen first.
Is everybody ready? Three, two, one.
I love musicals, and every time I go to see one,
I just wish I could be up on that stage.
But I can't sing, so doing a lip sync Rusical
is me living my fantasy.
This is brilliant.
-They are all awesome. -It's so good.
Those parts are really good.
-Yeah, they're awesome. -They're all really good.
I'm gonna let the other girls just choose what part they want,
because I think that's the most fair thing.
First come, first serve.
Sure, I have the power
to choose parts for everybody, right,
but what does everybody want?
I wanna be Liza Minnelli. She's my idol.
I'll be Dr. Spank. That one, and Lally Bowelz.
I think for me, either Lally Bowelz or Meryl Streep.
Okay. What about you?
I do like a lot of them, but I like the dog.
I think I relate on a spiritual level to Mariah Gon Trappy,
who's a goody-two-shoes that turns out to be a slut.
-Yeah, okay. That is you. -Factual.
-Okay. -Lally or Mariah.
Okay.
-Lally. -[laughs]
So everybody wants Lally.
Everybody wants Lally Bowelz.
I want it, too.
I have the power to choose it, so I'm keeping it for me.
Who do you wanna be?
I want Lally.
Well, then she's taking it.
I do Liza Minnelli on stage,
I've got all the outfits, the wigs, I do the mannerisms.
I just don't see you do that dancing, though.
I don't see you do jazz.
She wouldn't know Liza Minnelli
if she sat on her face.
[imitating Liza Minnelli] Hello, it's me, Liza.
It's Liza Minnelli.
Papa! Mama!
I sing live as Liza, don't I?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Since you do Liza in your shows, right,
in your shows, you know where I sing in my shows,
I would love to see you give us a little Liza.
-Yeah! -Yeah, do it.
What, you want me to sing as Liza?
-I want you to sing and dance. -Sing and dance.
Go.
♪ Dah-dah dah-dah-dah ♪
Bum-bum-bum dah-dah-dah ♪
♪ Dah-dah-dah pah-dah-bum-bum-bum ♪
No shade.
I don't see Miss Baga Chipz doing that.
No.
Please made some decisions. [laughs]
-The power is in your hands. -You want Mariah.
Yeah, I'll take Mariah.
-Okay, so Mariah goes to you. -Fabulous.
-Fannie. -You are Fannie, the orphan.
Doctor...
Baby, done, done.
Meryl Streep is J.J., all right?
Baga would be good at Hairspray.
No, I hate that role.
You'd be good at Hairspray.
I hate--I don't like-- that's my least one.
-What about the dog? -No, them two I don't like.
I wanna be the dog.
-You wanna be the dog. -Arf, arf.
Okay.
So you're Hairspray.
I've got the runt of the litter.
I've literally been left the last one, then.
Everyone got their role that they wanted.
They were all over the moon,
and I'm left with Tracey Fatberg,
some eco-friendly, save the world...
How do you make that funny, you know what I mean?
You could camp up anything.
Listen, I gave everybody a chance
to choose what they wanted, right?
I think all the parts are pretty even.
Well, everybody's parts have been picked,
and then it's like, oh, and Baga can have that one.
Well, because you were so stuck on the Lally one
that you really didn't give yourself a--
I wish you would have said, "I'm doing Lally, so--"
I did.
If you're not gonna choose,
you'll just be handed whatever's left over, darling.
Are you upset?
-Yes, girl, she is ♪ pressed ♪ -Yes, she is not having it.
Fine. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
You can camp that up.
I'm gonna play an eco-friendly vegan,
and I'm going to eat a fucking bacon sandwich while I do it.
[laughs]
I mean, Baga is completely a spoiled brat right now.
Being the most famous woman in Britain,
I think she's used to having her way
and getting what she wants,
and she's just not getting it, and tough titties.
I don't like the song,
don't like the lyrics, don't like the words.
It's not going to be shit, but all I'm saying is
if I had a different role, I would be much better.
Because if I was Lally Bowelz,
I would have given you Liza on acid.
Ooh, God, they boil my piss, everyone,
apart from you and Blu.
Thank you.
I feel really terrible,
because I feel like Baga's kind of angry.
And, I don't know, like, is this how she is?
Yeah, I think it's hard to see Baga like this.
I didn't think Baga was being serious,
but I think she's really upset,
and it's kind of funny.
Vegan recycler.
Just don't let them get under your skin,
because you and I know we could do any one of these.
It's frustrating for me to know that Baga is so talented
and she's really letting this go to her head.
And I really hope that she's able to pull it out in the show.
Being this character, she's addicted to hairspray,
which you have been addicted to hairspray before, right?
I mean, who hasn't?
Everybody has a really great role.
Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't worry.
I mean, Baga's-- one thing I know about Baga
is that she gets over things pretty quickly, so--
And I'm not being funny.
I've seen a different side of Juju now.
I forgive, but I never forget.
They should have won the reading challenge.
[laughs]
And she's put me in this very bad situation
that could send me home.
-Hi! -Hi!
Oh, hello, hello.
Now it's time to learn the choreography with Strictly's Johannes.
My name is Johannes Rabede, all the way from South Africa,
and I'm excited to be here with you all.
Without wasting any time,
please let us start, and we'll start with Pangina.
Okay. I had done theater before,
so I'm confident with my dancing.
But the Rusical is huge,
and the whole world will be watching us,
so pressure!
I want you to come to the front of the stage.
How would you do that? Show me.
[laughs]
She's old, right?
She's definitely old, darling. I love that.
And then from there, you're gonna be tapping.
-Okay. -On the step, just...
It looks great. She's doing good.
Yes, sister!
You will elevate that, obviously.
I will try. [all laugh]
-Okay, -Thank you.
[speaking Thai]
Tracey.
Hello!
Tracey Fatberg, how are you?
Tracey, luv.
Ooh, I hate this role, I hate this role, I hate this role.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is a very demanding part, actually.
[exhales]
I'm thinking you should probably gimme one, two, three.
Like this?
[all laugh]
No, Baga, I don't think so.
She'd skip, wouldn't she?
-No. -Oh.
There's a lot of choreography for you.
[moans]
Fuck me backwards and call me Sally.
Ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta, around.
Hit, hit.
I think if Baga was not in her head about not getting Liza,
she probably could be doing a better job right now.
How are you feeling, baby?
I'm just fucking knackered.
I'm worried about Baga.
I thought this was gonna be up her alley,
and it's not pulling through.
Lots of work to be done, doll. Lots of work to be done.
Lally, please, ma'am, join us.
Actually, that is gonna be your entrance right there.
Okay.
-So... ♪ Hello, judges ♪ -♪ Hello, judges ♪
Now, come, Juju. Energy.
Okay. I have to prove to the judges and the queens
that I deserve a spot.
So I'm up for this challenge.
♪ Hello ♪
-♪ Hello, judges ♪ -♪ Hello, judges ♪
Yes, it's me.
Juju is going to have to work really hard,
because everyone wanted this role.
-♪ It's showtime ♪ -♪ It's showtime ♪
-You know that Liza move? -Yeah.
You know how she's just--exactly.
You have to not only be able to kill the choreography,
but also impersonate Liza-isms.
♪ Now, ta ♪
-Hah! -Yes!
[all laugh] Talk about picking it up!
Well, you put it down. I'm gonna pick it up, daddy.
[all laugh]
[chuckles] I'm so naughty.
This is bad Juju right now. You want some?
[laughs]
The slutty nun is here.
-The slutty nun is here. -Where do you want me?
Please, right there.
Oh, I thought you were gonna say, "On all fours."
[laughs]
Blu is definitely the horniest queen in the season.
Exactly.
So this part is perfect for Blu.
I'm thinking maybe give me something grungy,
maybe dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah, dah, dah.
-Okay. -Yeah?
Dah-dah-dah, dah, dah, dah.
Nice.
The choreography is going good. It is right up my street.
My legs are in the air, I'm strumming.
It's just fabulous.
Snap for Mariah, snap for Mariah.
Yay.
Dr. Spank-N-Spurter.
Da-gah!
This is what I want to know with you in this one.
Any tricks up the bag?
-Baby, no. -No? Not at all?
Girl, the last time I did stunts and tricks on this stage,
it did not work out well.
If we can do a flashback.
Producers, please hit the rollback.
But I've had some time to go and practice my craft,
and I'm ready to smash this.
Yes.
[cheering]
Can you go into a splits from there?
Oh, I didn't stretch.
[all laugh]
Are you okay?
She is having the time of her life,
and we are here for it.
Beautiful. Now get up for me.
Sorry, too much. That was the bar thing.
That was the bar, bitch. [all laugh]
I thought I was at the club for a minute.
I thought I was at the club!
-If you keep that up... -Okay.
You are on the money.
I'm getting good vibes. Baby.
I'm feeling confident for this show,
so I'm excited.
-Meryl Streep. -Hello, hello.
How are you feeling with this one?
-Good. Yeah. -Yeah?
I'm thinking be Meryl.
I definitely wanted to play Liza, because I'm a dancer.
But this is a challenge.
Challenge yourself. Deal with what you get.
Forget about the dancing, the acting.
You don't have to dance it, so you can actually talk it,
-You understand what I'm saying? -But I like dancing.
As a dancer, we are trained to be very disciplined,
and it's hard to let that go.
So I'm looking at her,
because I don't know if she can do it.
I just think it's a bit safe.
It just feels a little bit restricted.
Like, I don't see freedom.
You're telling me not to do too much of the choreography.
-Uh-huh. -But that comes so naturally,
so I feel like I'm holding back.
Did I set myself up here?
Like, nobody wanted this shit.
Like, now I understand why nobody wanted it.
Whatever you think Meryl is,
bring her to the runway.
Last but not least, Dodo, please join us, my darling.
I'm having a little bit of a neck issue,
but I'm gonna work through it.
I see.
Well, suddenly someone has a neck injury out of nowhere,
so performance anxiety?
[whispers] I don't know.
What is the problem? What happened?
Just my neck. My neck muscle is just getting a bit stiff,
so I can't really turn my head that well.
I slept on my neck funny last night,
and I could seize up completely,
and I'm very worried about my performance
being affected by my injury.
So just go through the concept
and just tie it down for yourself
so that you know what you're doing.
One, two, believer.
Believer comes over, right?
-Yeah. -Right?
Do we need to simplify this?
No, that was very simple.
I know.
I'm super frustrated.
Johannes has had to dumb down my choreography
because of my injury, and I feel like
I'm not really able to really give my all.
♪ It's my show now ♪
And then bark?
-And then bark. -Arf, arf.
So I'm wondering, is this strategy for him?
Don't be offended if I'm wrong.
If I'm wrong, throw it in the trash.
Throw it in the trash if I'm wrong.
You'll be able to manage that?
-Oh, yeah. -Okay.
No, I've got a ticket for the struggle bus,
but I'm gonna get off the struggle bus
onto the show bus.
-I love that. I love that. -Yeah.
Surprise us.
Something's just not quite adding up.
Let's see what happens tomorrow.
I'm excited.
I'm excited, and please, whatever you do,
nail it.
[cheering]
♪ UK ♪
♪ versus the World ♪
You do that, okay?
Today is elimination day,
and we're going to do the Rusical.
I think that Baga looks nervous,
but if there's one thing I learned being a drag performer,
fake it till you make it.
How are we all feeling?
Yesterday I was feeling much worse!
Yeah, you didn't want the role at first.
How do you feel now?
Well, I was, uh...
Moping.
Yeah, I was moping about.
And earlier, while you were moping,
we were saying how everybody's parts kind of fit them, so...
Yeah--
What did you learn from that experience, my dear?
Well, I've learned Jimbo's a dog.
Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf!
I love Baga, but, you know,
she needs to just act like she doesn't care,
because I think the girls
are getting a little bit upset with her.
And Jimbo, how is your neck?
It's feeling much better today, thanks, Juju.
So it wasn't strategy.
I was contemplating this morning pretending it was still hurt
so you guys would all think I was gonna do bad,
but then I was like, you know,
that might end up making it worse again.
So I thought, why don't I just be healed, and--
It would have been a lovely chop.
Apparently, miraculously, the next day,
she had nothing wrong with her neck.
Just saying.
Let's hope you're not hokey-pokey today.
[all laugh]
If I turn myself around,
you're gonna be hokey-poking it.
I'm sure everyone here is here to win,
so let's get ready!
[cheering]
I'm still shitting it. I'm not gonna lie.
But I'm just gonna perform it and do my job,
and hopefully I'm gonna bring it to the runway
and you're gonna get some Tracey Fatberg.
Save the planet. Whoo.
[RuPaul laughs]
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
And what?
Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs. the World.
Everybody's talking about Michelle Visage.
[laughs] Are they?
Okay, Michelle, if they made a musical of your life,
who would play me?
-Uh, Idris Elba? -[laughs]
Wesley Snipes!
Oh, no, no, no. You know who would do it?
Vin Diesel.
[laughs]
That's the one.
-Nailed it! -Yes!
[laughs]
And international treasure Graham Norton.
Now, Graham, have you spent a lot of time in the West End?
Well, Ru, I really don't see how that's any of your business.
[all laugh]
And the super-talented Jonathan Bailey.
Jonathan, where do you keep your Olivier Award?
It's a secret, and I'm sitting on it right now.
Oh! [all laugh]
This week we challenged our queens
to breathe life into legendary West End Wendys,
and tonight on the runway, category is Dot, Dot, Dot.
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
RuPaul: RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs. the World
is proud to present
the premiere of West End Wendys: The Comeback.
Michelle: Welcome to the hot new reality competition
that everybody's talking about.
Seven West End starlets
are about to battle it out to return to the spotlight.
These former theatrical legends all want a second shot at fame,
but only one will have what it takes
to be crowned Comeback Queen,
while the losers will fade into obscurity forever.
Buckle up.
This is West End Wendys: The Comeback.
Kicking off the show, it's West End Wendy number one,
poor Widdle Orphan Fannie,
and she's hoping to charm the judges tonight.
[all chuckle]
Michelle: Aw...
[music plays]
♪ Daddy says I'm the best ♪
♪ Mommy bought this pwetty dress ♪
♪ She was killed in a car crash ♪
♪ Woe is me ♪
♪ A pretty good back story? ♪
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
♪ So much trouble and strife ♪
♪ Poor widdle me ♪
♪ Now I'm old and my bones are all creaking ♪
♪ OnlyGrans is how I pay my lekkie bill ♪
♪ God in China, my bladder's leaking ♪
♪ What's for dinner? ♪
♪ Oh, it's just a little sleeping pill ♪
[snores]
♪ Saggy Fannie had a dodgy knee ♪
♪ Only orphan who's an OAP ♪
♪ Rich and famous I'll never be ♪
♪ Pathetic old has-been, vote for me ♪
[laughter and applause]
Michelle: Time for comeback star number two,
and turning up the volume, it's Tracey Fatberg.
[music plays]
♪ Used to be a big dancing star ♪
♪ Dreams of fame was all I ever had ♪
♪ Whoo, whoo ♪
♪ Until I had my wake-up call ♪
♪ Climate change is getting really bad ♪
♪ You can pretend to ignore methane gas ♪
♪ Or the polar ice caps melting fast ♪
♪ So much plastic, the baby fish have died ♪
♪ Monster fatbergs keep floating in the tide ♪
♪ The world's crying out in pain, and I'm here to help ♪
♪ But I can't give up hairspray ♪
♪ I am vegan and I recycle trash ♪
♪ But I can't give up hairspray ♪
♪ Sure it's toxic, just give me a pass ♪
♪ No, I won't give up hairspray ♪
Divine.
[laughter and applause]
Michelle: Next on the comeback trail,
and hoping to make her mother proud,
we have a Cabaret icon.
It's the legendary Lally Bowelz!
[music plays]
♪ Hello, judges ♪
♪ Yes, it's me ♪
♪ I'm back and here to stay ♪
♪ Show biz is in my blood, my dears ♪
♪ So blow a kiss--mwah ♪
♪ This old broad's way ♪
♪ It's showtime ♪
♪ I'm in my prime ♪
Well, kinda.
♪ I won Broadway Tony prizes ♪
♪ I still look great, check out these thighses ♪
♪ I'm Fosse, not bossy ♪
♪ And I don't give a tossy ♪
♪ Mama taught me how to sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-slay ♪
♪ I'm fabulous ♪
♪ I'm a gay icon ♪
♪ I'm marvelouz with a "Z" ♪
Wasn't I just terrific?
♪ Yes ♪
[giggles] Oh.
[laughter and applause]
Michelle: Up next, and hoping to prove
she's a triple threat,
all the way from Austria,
it's singer, songwriter, and yodeler Mariah Gon Trappy.
[music plays]
♪ The hills bring me joy, I do love it al fresco ♪
♪ I pray all the day, but it's just no fun ♪
♪ Though I'm a nun, I've a raging libido ♪
♪ Let everybody, let everybody spank my bum ♪
♪ I've got a bad habit of going commando ♪
♪ Knickers off, knickers off ♪
♪ Lose my pantyhose ♪
♪ Down on my knees, just strumming my banjo ♪
♪ Fornicating ♪
♪ Intimacy ♪
♪ Got to pray ♪
♪ No abstinence for me ♪
♪ Oh-de-lay-ee ♪
♪ Ayee ♪
[gasps] I'm finished.
Whoo! [applause]
Michelle: Back with a whole new image,
they've been stuck in a time warp...literally.
It's Dr. Spank-N-Spurter!
[music plays]
Please pull your panties up.
Quit being so corrupt.
You sinful hussies, I'll be damned.
♪ I used to be a cocky horror show ♪
♪ Now guess what? I'm holy ♪
♪ Call it a rebrand ♪
♪ I might be quite well endowed ♪
♪ With an ass that's smoother than butter, whoo ♪
♪ But my lips are sealed ♪
♪ I've shut up shop ♪
♪ This sex fiend's leaving the gutter ♪
♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Because I'm a born again virgin ♪
♪ Lost all my urges, and now just a tease ♪
♪ No bore, I'm a genderfluid icon ♪
♪ Live down in Brighton ♪
♪ And I'll leave you wanting more ♪
♪ Born again virgin ♪
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[applause]
Michelle: Next up--
No way. Is that--
What is she doing here?
Mama mia!
[music plays]
♪ Hi, it's me, Meryl Streep ♪
♪ And I'm back here again ♪
♪ Super huge A-lister ♪
♪ But can I really sing? ♪
Oh, I worry about these things.
♪ Look at me shine, so many accolades ♪
♪ I'm so sublime ♪
♪ An actor with just one goal ♪
♪ Will I get the starring role? ♪
♪ I can act, my CV's overwhelming ♪
♪ Three Oscars, but who's really counting? ♪
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
♪ Overachiever ♪
♪ Oh, look, I won again ♪
♪ Me, me, me ♪
[Russian accent] I can do any accent.
♪ Overachiever ♪
♪ I stole the scene again ♪
♪ Me, me, me ♪
♪ And, boy, can I sing ♪
♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me ♪
♪ Me ♪
[laughter and applause]
Michelle: Closing the show,
it's the ultimate underdog story.
She's the bitch who's hoping to finally take the lead.
Please welcome Dodo!
[music plays]
♪ I was trapped inside her basket ♪
♪ She treated me like a hound ♪
♪ She thought a dog was just for fashion ♪
♪ Just for fashion ♪
♪ But now it's time you heard my sound ♪
♪ Today I'll make you a believer ♪
♪ Because I'm the OG cross Shih Tzu/retriever ♪
♪ There's just one thing you need to know ♪
♪ I will be the best in show ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm no friend of Dorothy ♪
She's a bitch!
♪ I'll chase my tail and chase my dream ♪
♪ I'll sniff that ass and finally scream ♪
♪ That I'm not afraid of Dorothy ♪
♪ It's my show now ♪
[howls and barks]
[applause]
Michelle: Now, the moment that no one's been waiting for.
It's the results.
Tens of votes have been cast.
The winner of West End Wendys: The Comeback is...
No one!
Due to lack of interest, this show is canceled. Immediately.
[all laugh]
Oh...
♪ I will never make it ♪
♪ Hey, what if I got naked? ♪
♪ Pollution's taking over ♪
♪ You call this a closer? ♪
♪ Oh, it's all so shameless ♪
♪ Thank God I'm rich and famous ♪
♪ Let's check into a clinic ♪
♪ Because no one cares who we are ♪
♪ Ahh ♪
Mwah! Mwah!
[laughter and applause]
♪ Nobody's business ♪
Category is Dot, Dot, Dot.
Up first, Jimbo.
Now, that's what you call helmet hair.
Yes.
Jimbo: I am feeling my Spaceballs fantasy.
I have a big dot on my head, and I am out of this world.
RuPaul: Ooh, don't you wish your girlfriend was dot like me?
[laughs]
I have finally boarded the mothership with Mama Ru,
and I am here to show her that I am serving fashion,
I am serving drama,
and I am serving dot, dot, dots.
She's nice, but she's a bit dotty.
[all laugh]
RuPaul: Up next, Jujubee.
Ooh, girl, get these mother-truckin' snakes
off this mother-truckin' runway!
Jujubee: This is the look, girl.
From head to toe, I'm giving you colors.
My shoes are high as hell.
Girl, I feel like dotty and naughty.
[tongue pop, laughs]
Constrictor? I don't even know her!
[all laugh]
Imagine Jujubee is a troll,
and she takes a dive into the river
and she gets tangled up in octopus tentacles.
You know, Michelle, I'm starting to crave spotted dick.
Ooh, I know where I could get you some.
-Oh! -Ooh!
RuPaul: Up next, Blu Hydrangea.
Now, let this be a lesson to the antivaxxers out there.
[all laugh]
Blu: I am serving rich blue velvet, five-headed eleganza.
I give great head.
Five heads to be exact.
She's got spotty-andelay-andelay.
The outfit is made of gorgeous velvet,
embellished with pearls,
and then I have my little orange polka-dot spotted rind.
Orange and blue, all your dreams are coming true.
RuPaul: You know, people have called
Blu Hydrangea two-faced.
I say, no, five-faced.
Michelle: Yes!
RuPaul: Up next, Janey Jack.
Graham: She's gonna polka someone's eye out.
RuPaul: Yeah.
Janey: My look on the runway
is a self-inspired, self-made polka-dot print,
very Mugler,
with a little tint of Zorro's Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Sleevy Wonder.
-Yes. -Oh, yes.
I feel very femme.
I feel very cinched, snatched, and gorgeous.
I could see Jonathan give me a lot of flirty eye.
Hey.
It ain't the menopause, 'cause she's still spottin'.
Wow. [all laugh]
I had to spell it out, Graham.
RuPaul: Mo' Money, Mo Heart.
She always wears her heart on her head.
[Michelle laughs]
Mo: I am paying homage
to one of my favorite Disney Pixar characters.
Can you tell me who?
Drop it in the comment section.
Queens Incorporated.
[all laugh]
I got it.
As far as the runway, who's winning, darling?
Strut to the strut to the strut to the strut to the strut. Bam.
Live, darling, live!
Graham: Let's wrap this up.
it's a wrap. See, it's a wrap.
RuPaul: Pangina Heals.
Oh, my goodness, Michelle, is she throwing me lampshade?
Michelle: I think she's doing it.
Pangina: I am serving you
an avant-garde Chinese lantern-inspired
Dot, Dot, Dot extravaganza.
Graham: It's so warm,
I wish this had a--
-Oh! -Oh, look at that!
Graham: A sunroof.
I am not that basic bitch
who's just gonna walk down the runway
with dot, dot, dots on a dress.
I am original and surprising and fashion.
Arieta, do you fancy a game of Twister?
Right foot blue, right hand yellow.
[all laugh]
RuPaul: Up next, Baga Chipz, day at the races.
It's what we call the Ken-fucky Derby.
[all laugh]
Baga: Baga Chipz is representing
the United Kingdom!
Ooh, I feel like Fergie going to Ascot.
Graham: Was this outfit a rash decision?
[all laugh]
Oh, my God, even Dot Cotton's jealous,
because I am the number one dot.
Ahh...
Camilla Parker Ho's.
[all laugh]
Welcome, ladies.
UK vs. the World rules are in full effect.
Based on your Rusical performances
and your runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.
When I call your name, please step forward.
Blu Hydrangea.
Baga Chipz.
You are both...
Safe.
Please step to your spot at the back of the stage.
[all chuckle]
I bloody love you all so much. Thank you.
[RuPaul chuckles]
Oh, my God.
Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
First up, Jimbo.
-Hey, Jimbo. -Hey, Michelle.
-Your character was Dodo. -Yes.
I felt Dodo kind of didn't go anywhere.
You kind of walked, you did some dog things,
and that was it.
I was kind of upset
at how long the basket was in front of your face
when you started singing,
because it's not like the reveal was that shocking.
We knew you were a dog, you know what I mean?
Because I knew Jimbo was in that dog,
I don't know, I was just expecting more.
I felt Jimbo got a bit lost.
-Hi, Jimbo. -Hi, Jonathan. Oh, wow.
[laughs] For me, it was a bit of a mixed bag.
I feel like your first lyric was about being trapped in a basket,
and I felt like you were trapped
in that characterization in the outfit.
What we wanted to see was half you, half the choreo.
That's why I say you learn it and then throw it out.
That's what the challenge is about,
and it just didn't seem like the two came together.
But you look gorgeous tonight.
The commitment to it,
you come out and you strike this pose,
and it's like you're in a life art drawing class.
You are presenting it throughout.
Thank you, Jimbo.
Thank you all so very much.
Up next, Jujubee.
So you were Lally Bowelz.
You did the choreography. I think you did it well,
but I think what was missing were those moments.
We all wanted Liza, and we didn't get Liza.
We were waiting for that really big Liza stuff,
the terrific, the ta-ta-ta.
So it's like, unh! Ha!
Just never got there.
You just came out and performed it
without kind of injecting extra jokes in it,
so that was a shame.
It wasn't as entertaining as it could have been,
but you looked incredible.
But it was a bit candor and low-ebb.
Tonight, this, for me, is cute,
but this is inflatable snakes stuck to a dress.
Not enough for me on this platform.
There's something about the tights
that are just the wrong shade.
The shoes, amazing.
You look a little bit like you've fallen
into the shallow end of a children's pool party.
But it's a good vibe.
It's adorable, it looks Club Kid, it fits the brief.
But you've been getting the exact same critique,
which is have you arrived yet, or what's going on with Juju.
I'm afraid I have to say I'm just really sorry.
You did what was asked of you,
but you didn't take it to the Juju level,
and we have expectations of you
that, you know, just haven't been quite reached yet.
Give it to us all the way.
-Yeah. Yeah. -Okay.
All right, thanks, Juju.
Thank you.
Up next, Janey Jack.
I really, really enjoyed your Meryl Streep.
All of the lyrics in this entire Rusical were hilarious,
but you just lip synced perfectly.
You gave just enough for us to laugh.
Yeah, I was really impressed, because, you know,
there's nothing inherently funny about Meryl Streep.
You did capture that slight smugness she can have,
and I thought you did that brilliantly.
Character work, completely impeccable.
Things like her hands in her pocket.
There was just real details.
I could see that you put lots of work in.
And I think every single one of Meryl Streep's 21 nominations
I saw in your performance.
I loved it.
There was a certain ease that you had when you took the stage.
Did not see you working out the choreography.
It just felt so effortless.
This tonight, you look gorgeous,
but there's something about the dress.
I think there's something from the waist down
that's gone wrong.
I thought you were really chic and sophisticated
in this outfit.
I wanted to see a little bit more shoulder,
I wanted that line to be lower a little bit.
Slut. [all laugh]
-Thank you, Janey. -Thank you, Mama Ru.
Mo' money, Mo Heart.
-Hello! -Hey, Mo!
Dr. Spank-N-Spurter. You definitely had fun with it.
It just could have gone further.
You slipped in the cartwheel.
Don't let your face tell us.
You basically told us, y'all, I just fucked up.
We see that.
It's true. You know, when you slip
and you get a little frustrated with yourself,
we see everything. We see it all.
I really understand what it is to be frustrated,
but you're just so bloody brilliant.
You got back up, and, you know, that took balls,
and balls and Frankenfurter is what we judges always look for.
-Mmm. -Tonight, you look sensational.
I love this, the color palette, your makeup.
It's so beautiful. It's great.
I get it. It's one of my favorite Pixar movies.
It's beautiful, that corset is gorgeous.
But when I watch you when you're standing up here,
you look like you are shitting your pants.
So just, Mo, push yourself
and keep challenging yourself,
because you've got the goods.
I've wanted to come out and give it.
I felt it and just to totally, like, losing it,
and you just gotta pull it in, and I didn't.
But if I do get a lovely chance to stay, please,
I surely will show the hell up. Thank you very much.
-You got it, girl. -Got it, girl.
Up next, Pangina Heals.
Hi!
Widdle Orphan Fannie.
So the minute you came out, it was just a production.
The character development, tick.
Lip sync, tick.
And it was so fun to watch.
I believed that's Little Orphan Annie 50 years later.
I do, and you owned it.
Yeah, congratulations.
I mean, you really kicked the show off brilliantly.
Just the way you wore the dress,
you were Orphan Fannie throughout.
I think you were limping on the wrong leg.
Oh! [all laugh]
You had a bandage on your supporting leg,
and you indicated that as your bad leg,
but that was the one that was leading the way.
So perhaps you need a little Daniel Day-Lewis My Left Foot
to get you going.
Yeah, I thought it was brilliant.
It was kind of frightening, too,
because it's like looking in a mirror, you know?
It's like, is that what's gonna happen to me?
If it happened to Michelle, it can happen to me.
-Oh, true. -You know?
[all laugh]
This, tonight,
is one of my favorite school science experiments.
[all laugh]
It's fashiony, but it's also fun.
I would wear that print. I love it.
It looks a bit like
you've had an accident with a gumball machine.
But I'm gonna go with it, because we all love candy.
You didn't lose yourself in it. We still see you.
Your makeup's really cool tonight.
Your body shape looks gorgeous.
Another strong night for you, Pangina.
-Thank you. -Keep it up.
You set the bar very high.
Thank you.
Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.
Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.
Janey Jack.
Pangina Heals.
Con-drag-ulations.
You are the top two queens of the week.
Thank you. [applause]
Mo Heart.
You are safe.
Thank you.
That means Jimbo and Jujubee,
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are in the bottom two.
Janey, Pangina, each of you needs to decide
which of the bottom two you would eliminate
if you win the lip sync.
So while you queens deliberate in the werkroom,
the judges and I will have...
Afternoon tea.
You may leave the stage.
Thank you so much.
-Whew! We're back! -Oh, my God,
I can't believe it.
I am back in Untucked, and I'm feeling great.
Well, hats off to you girls. You did a good job.
[all laugh]
I feel on top of the world.
We both have a badge.
We're both in the run for another one.
I feel like I rose to the challenge,
and I can't believe it that I'm second week top two.
Like, it's great.
What about you, Baga? How are you?
Yeah, I did feel like I had the last of the pickings
when it came to the characters, I really do.
I was left with that one, and I'm just happy to be safe.
I delivered Tracey... what's the name?
Can I address the elephant in the room, Baga?
I love you so much, but, like, your tantrum, though,
it brought the room down, girl.
Well, I wanted Juju's part.
We have to do things that we don't like, babe.
I just feel like you're not showing a full team player.
Like, the Baga Chipz experience is real
until you get a challenge that it's just, like,
"It's not what I want, so I'm not doing it."
I just feel like it's everyone versus Baga now.
-No, it's not, it's not! -No, but it's not.
We are all on the same team.
We're all here together,
but we want you to stay on that team as well.
I agree. I think I've been a bit of a spoiled brat, and--
Yeah. Lovely. Praise God. She gets it.
I've gotta stop overthinking,
and I've gotta just get up and get on with it
instead of moaning.
-Can we hug you now? -Yeah.
I just wanna apologize if I've affected anybody's--
No, thank you for your apologies.
We love you.
I think she's a big enough person
to be, like, I apologize, and that takes real character.
Jujubee, how are you feeling?
I actually thought I did pretty good.
Me, too.
I chose the part
because I knew it was gonna be a challenge for myself,
and I just missed the mark again.
I've felt this feeling before.
I think on Season 2, I was in the bottom three weeks in a row,
you know, and I lip synced my way out of it.
But this time,
I'm not lip syncing my way out of this.
Ugh.
Well, you're not alone in the bottom two.
Jimbo, how do you feel?
Pblblblblt.
Oh, God, I am so bummed.
You know, Mama Ru saying
ignore the choreographer that's brought in...
It's hard for me to just say, yeah,
like, I'm gonna ditch that choreo during a choreo challenge.
That's not what the judges said.
Nobody said it was a choreography challenge.
It's a Rusical.
That means you have to be able to do the choreography,
but make it look natural, like you didn't study it,
and you have to put in the personality you're playing.
This challenge was about trying to embody
this half-Dodo, half-Dorothy, half-Jimbo choreo challenge.
I am in shock.
Two weeks in a row I've been in the top,
and now all of a sudden I'm in the bottom.
I'm surprised that Mama Ru doesn't at least make me safe,
knowing that I have overcome an injury
and that I've tried my best.
I should have just, like Ru said,
ignored everything and done whatever I wanted.
I do believe that Jimbo should have been in the bottom two.
But do I want Jimbo to be in the bottom two?
No, Jimbo is my best friend.
But unfortunately, he didn't excel.
Let's go speak to the two girls.
I would like to take Juju, if I may.
Sure. I'll talk to Jimbo.
Right now there's a lot of emotions,
but I have decisions to make.
All I can say is I had to combine being a dog,
being Dorothy, being beautiful, learning choreo.
I also had to navigate having a neck injury.
I have so much invested in this emotionally
in terms of what I wanna do, what I wanna show,
what I wanna learn, what I wanna bring.
Breathe, Jimbo. Calm down.
You're just going on and on and on and on,
but I know how badly she wants to be here, so I get it.
I know that Juju is an icon and a legend,
but this is her second time in the bottom.
-Yeah. -It seems like she's given up.
She is deflated, and I'm just wondering
who has the dots to send her home.
I want to be here so badly.
I know.
And I will do whatever you want me to do.
I will do anything.
You can have my lunch, you can have the rest of my drink,
you can have my small umbrella.
I will do everything.
I just wish that I could hit all the marks
that the judges wanted out of me.
Do you, at this point, feel like you've lost your fight?
No!
When I'm in drag, I feel like I'm doing something right.
I'm scared.
I didn't come all this way to go home now.
I do wanna remind you that when Jimbo was in the top,
he chose my lipstick and he chose another lipstick,
and that was yours.
-I know. -So...
I mean, she's right,
but would me choosing Jimbo's lipstick
be the same shady, nasty game Jimbo played?
I feel for Juju.
She's been in the bottom twice.
Now, that is the thing.
Jimbo's been in the top twice.
I love Jimbo, but, like, I don't trust him,
because if you made an alliance and then you broke it--
It's hard, because Jimbo made his bed,
so now does he lie in it?
I don't know how to explain to everybody
that, like, the fight will always be in me.
Juju has done this before,
so it's a little bit frustrating that she's not bringing it.
She needs to be in this game,
and she needs to pick herself back up in order to prove it.
Why do you deserve to stay over Jimbo?
I think I went above and beyond.
So you did better in the challenge?
-I think so. -Okay.
I want you to tell me
the choices you made with the lipsticks.
I understand my moment, but what happened with Juju,
where you created an alliance and went behind her back--
No, I didn't create an alliance.
What I did was I said the same thing
that you're going to say to me, the same thing
that everybody says to anybody in this position,
is if I save you, will you save me?
I'm gonna correct you,
because I have never said that.
Well--
I didn't say that to you now,
and I did not say that to Juju last week.
You want your sisters to have your back.
If you can't show the front,
they will never have your back, bitch.
I'm playing the game like everyone plays the game,
and I am really wanting to be here.
I haven't held anything back, and I need another chance.
I want to be here so fucking badly,
and I'm so disappointed that I'm in the bottom
and that I'm having to beg for my life.
And I really hope
that you will take the whole competition into consideration.
I appreciate your realness, your honesty, and your fight,
and I think everything you said
proves enough, you know, on your part.
But I also really sympathize, of course, with Juju,
who I saved last week and who I saw herself pushing.
So it's just really hard.
[gentle, refined music playing]
Ahh!
[slurps]
Oh, my. Oh!
[slurps]
[all slurping]
[slurping becomes a roar]
Silence!
Tea time is over!
Bring back my girls.
[slurps]
I'm really torn between these two choices,
these two beautiful queens.
We have Jimbo, this incredible talent,
but who is not being 100% fully true with himself
and the choices that he makes.
We have Jujubee, who seems to be sort of lost,
but really hungry in that she wants to win this time around.
Hard. Very hard choice.
Having been a judge before,
I am basing my decision on the here and the now.
Who is rising to the occasion with this challenge?
My decision is very clear.
The person that I wanna keep
is the person that has more to give.
Welcome back, ladies.
Two internationally acclaimed queens stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens le chop.
We both have a RuPeter badge, so this can go any way.
But I wanna win.
I'm just gonna turn it out.
The time has come... [thunder]
for you to lip sync...
[echoing] for the world!
I need this. I want this.
And I love you, Janey, but I'm taking you down.
You better watch out.
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[music plays]
♪ We like to party ♪
♪ We like, we like to party ♪
♪ We like to party ♪
♪ We like, we like to party ♪
♪ We like to party ♪
♪ I've got somethin' to tell ya ♪
♪ I've got news for you ♪
♪ Gonna put some wheels in motion ♪
♪ Get ready, 'cause we're comin' through ♪
♪ Comin' through, comin' through ♪
♪ Hey, now, hey, now, hear what I say now ♪
♪ Happiness is just around the corner ♪
♪ Hey, now, hey, now, hear what I say now ♪
♪ We'll be there for you ♪
♪ The Venga bus is coming and everybody's jumping ♪
♪ New York through San Francisco ♪
♪ An interstate free disco ♪
♪ The wheels of steel are turning ♪
♪ And traffic lights are burning ♪
♪ So if you like to party, get on and move your body ♪
♪ We like to party ♪
♪ We like, we like to party ♪
♪ We like to party ♪
♪ We like, we like to party ♪
♪ We like to party ♪
♪ We like, we like to party ♪
♪ The Venga bus is coming ♪
♪ The Venga bus is coming, and everybody's jumping ♪
♪ New York through San Francisco ♪
♪ An interstate free disco ♪
♪ The wheels of steel are turning ♪
♪ And traffic lights are burning ♪
♪ So if you like to party ♪
♪ Get on and move your body ♪
♪ The Venga bus is coming and everybody's jumping ♪
♪ New York through San Francisco ♪
♪ An interstate free disco ♪
♪ The wheels of steel are turning ♪
♪ And traffic lights are burning ♪
♪ So if you like to party, get on and move your body ♪
♪ The Venga bus is coming ♪
Yeah! [laughter and applause]
Come on, choreography!
Ladies, I've made my decision.
Pangina Heals.
Con-drag-ulations. You're a winner, baby.
Ai, yi, yi, yi! [applause]
[speaking Thai] Thank you, guys.
And you are the recipient of another gold RuPeter badge.
♪ Rule Britannia ♪
Wear it with pride.
[applause]
Janey Jack, you are safe to slay another day.
-Thank you, Mama Ru. -You may join the other girls.
Thank you. Thank you, judges.
Whew.
Will the bottom two please step forward?
-I love you. -Love you.
Pangina, with great power comes great responsibility.
Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
This is an incredibly hard decision,
and I'm just going off my heart
and how they rose up to the challenge in the Rusical.
I choose...
Jimbo to go home.
As it is written, so it shall be done.
Jimbo, you are and will always be a global phenomenon.
Now sashay away.
Thank you all so much
for this chance
to represent my country and my heart.
You are my icon and a legend.
This is the greatest dream of my life,
and I will never forget it,
and I thank you so much.
I wish I was a better little dog.
[all laugh]
[applause]
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I love you guys so much.
Love you. You're amazing.
We love you, Jimbo.
I love you so much, Baga.
I'll get you, Ru, and your little dog, too!
[all laugh]
I'm talking about you, Michelle.
[all laugh]
[applause]
I am so devastated.
I was in the top twice, and I'm pissed.
This means everything in the world to me,
to be here, to represent my art,
to represent my country and my community,
and I wish that I had more time.
Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
-Amen! -Amen!
All right. Now let the music play!
♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪
♪ To the moon ♪
♪ To the moon, come on and take me away ♪
♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪
RuPaul: Next time, on RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs. the World...
You're gonna play Snatch Game.
[cheering]
Welcome, Katie Price.
Thanks for having me. I'm so excited.
When you walked out, my jaw literally hit the deck.
You really are a lucky lady,
and I hope my vagina's as lucky as yours.
You're just looking at yourself,
thinking, "Why are you not good enough to be in the top?"
And I just really--sorry.
♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪
♪ To the moon ♪
♪ Come on and take me away ♪
♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪
♪ To the moon ♪
♪ Come on and take me away ♪
♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪
♪ To the moon ♪
♪ Come on and take me away ♪
♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪