1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:07,803 MUSIC: Needn't Speak by Rudimental ft Lianne La Havas 2 00:00:11,763 --> 00:00:13,003 You made me cry. 3 00:00:14,083 --> 00:00:17,003 Yeah, I hope you're proud. I was at a coffee stand, actually. 4 00:00:17,003 --> 00:00:22,283 MUSIC CONTINUES 5 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:25,763 When you're all, like, low down with those spooky chords. 6 00:00:25,763 --> 00:00:27,523 Wouldn't even let me pay for my shot. 7 00:00:27,523 --> 00:00:31,083 MUSIC FADES IN 8 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:32,643 Oh, I owe you a coffee. 9 00:00:34,323 --> 00:00:36,843 OK, I'll see you tomorrow. OK, bye, babe. 10 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:40,363 MUSIC STOPS 11 00:00:40,363 --> 00:00:42,123 Got everything? 12 00:00:42,123 --> 00:00:44,323 Need your pipe or your periscope for anything? 13 00:00:44,323 --> 00:00:47,603 You've hidden the good chocolate chip cookies. That's bullshit, man. 14 00:00:47,603 --> 00:00:49,683 I haven't! You've eaten them all! 15 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,203 Keep talking to me like that, 16 00:00:51,203 --> 00:00:53,203 if you want to wake up with a nose full of crisps. 17 00:00:53,203 --> 00:00:54,963 Have you got everything you need? 18 00:00:54,963 --> 00:00:57,723 What, here? With a tramp who steals my clothes, empties my fridge 19 00:00:57,723 --> 00:01:00,483 and crawls all over my personal possessions? 20 00:01:00,483 --> 00:01:03,483 Absolute bliss. What even is this? 21 00:01:03,483 --> 00:01:05,083 TV: The whole cab... 22 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:07,563 Neo-Nazi Ice Trucker Wife Swap or something. 23 00:01:07,563 --> 00:01:10,203 Everybody's very light on teeth. 24 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,843 I love "my fridge", by the way. That's brilliant. 25 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:17,523 Well, technically, I did buy it...with my money from my job. 26 00:01:17,523 --> 00:01:18,643 Oh, God! 27 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:22,283 These dickheads have more fun than us and they eat frozen squirrel. 28 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,763 What do you expect? It's a Tuesday. 29 00:01:23,763 --> 00:01:27,203 We can't be out busting moves every night of the week 30 00:01:27,203 --> 00:01:29,283 at Club Woohoo, peaches. 31 00:01:29,283 --> 00:01:32,483 Peaches? Club Woohoo? 32 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,563 Listen, Scarface, what's for dinner? 33 00:01:34,563 --> 00:01:36,043 Consult thy fridge. 34 00:01:37,483 --> 00:01:39,363 If I'm at work all day, 35 00:01:39,363 --> 00:01:41,083 I want a proper meal, 36 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:43,483 like people, you know? 37 00:01:43,483 --> 00:01:46,203 Not freestyle fridge surfing. 38 00:01:46,203 --> 00:01:47,843 It's not living. Says who? 39 00:01:47,843 --> 00:01:49,843 Says the whole world, that's who. 40 00:01:51,123 --> 00:01:53,843 You know that Hayden quiz thing that we did? 41 00:01:53,843 --> 00:01:57,123 Mm. I still have the welts. Yeah, well, it came back 42 00:01:57,123 --> 00:01:59,483 saying that you were full of latent narcissism. 43 00:01:59,483 --> 00:02:01,923 What do you think about that? Latent, yeah? 44 00:02:01,923 --> 00:02:05,203 That's the good stuff. You want some? 45 00:02:05,203 --> 00:02:06,643 What are you...? 46 00:02:06,643 --> 00:02:09,043 CHUCKLING: You're looking at me like I'm a crime scene. 47 00:02:09,043 --> 00:02:10,923 SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY 48 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,323 You're off the hook, by the way, 49 00:02:12,323 --> 00:02:14,163 for Joy's dinner party tomorrow night. 50 00:02:14,163 --> 00:02:16,803 Maya said she'd come, help me. It's fine. 51 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,283 Well, I can go to support you. 52 00:02:18,283 --> 00:02:21,763 I'm sure you're much happier here, by the jelly tots. 53 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,203 Stressful and everything, isn't it, looking for work? Er... 54 00:02:26,203 --> 00:02:28,563 You don't want to get on down with a no-job loser. 55 00:02:28,563 --> 00:02:31,163 I don't want to listen to you complaining. 56 00:02:33,883 --> 00:02:36,563 I'm sure Maya's got you covered. How's she doing? 57 00:02:36,563 --> 00:02:39,203 Fine. How many job offers you got? 58 00:02:39,203 --> 00:02:41,963 Charming everyone to death, are you? Yeah, I'm looking good. 59 00:02:41,963 --> 00:02:44,363 Got a nice swish interview raincoat, now, you know, 60 00:02:44,363 --> 00:02:45,963 I look like I know shit. 61 00:02:45,963 --> 00:02:48,363 So I got that in the bag. 62 00:02:48,363 --> 00:02:49,843 PHONE RINGS 63 00:02:49,843 --> 00:02:51,483 Oh, God, who's...? 64 00:02:51,483 --> 00:02:53,203 Oh, it's Joy. I've got to get this. 65 00:02:54,563 --> 00:02:57,683 Hey. Hi. Yeah, let go of the ceiling. 66 00:02:57,683 --> 00:03:00,523 Love buffet getting cold. 67 00:03:00,523 --> 00:03:04,043 Yeah. Look... Yeah, it's dinner at your place. 68 00:03:04,043 --> 00:03:06,203 Just get caterers, you rich cow! 69 00:03:06,203 --> 00:03:09,083 Hey, come on! I have these. 70 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:10,603 Yeah, you're welcome. 71 00:03:11,763 --> 00:03:15,123 You're welcome. OK? Bye. 72 00:03:15,123 --> 00:03:18,963 Um, so tomorrow, I'm not going to be around that much, if... 73 00:03:18,963 --> 00:03:20,363 Oh! 74 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,283 Oh, have another. 75 00:03:26,923 --> 00:03:28,163 Oh, God! 76 00:03:31,363 --> 00:03:32,763 You don't trust me. 77 00:04:04,003 --> 00:04:07,683 We run. We flee from our potential as if we'd rather die 78 00:04:07,683 --> 00:04:10,003 than find out who we really are. 79 00:04:11,603 --> 00:04:13,923 You know we're all going to die. 80 00:04:15,443 --> 00:04:18,683 Maybe you'll allow yourself to live. 81 00:04:18,683 --> 00:04:19,963 Maybe today. 82 00:04:24,283 --> 00:04:25,723 You Daniel? Yep. 83 00:04:27,763 --> 00:04:30,603 So then after this one, I did Burgertinis, 84 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,843 which was a fairly big campaign 85 00:04:32,843 --> 00:04:36,243 for these kind of pizza-burger hybrid things. 86 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,203 And that went, you know, pretty well. 87 00:04:38,203 --> 00:04:40,683 And I came up with the name and... 88 00:04:40,683 --> 00:04:43,283 ..you know, it did well. There was a... 89 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,763 ..big spike in obesity. 90 00:04:46,443 --> 00:04:47,483 What? 91 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,603 It doesn't matter. 92 00:04:51,603 --> 00:04:55,003 What I need to know is, what can you actually do 93 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,523 apart from doodling? I just brought... This is what I have. 94 00:04:57,523 --> 00:05:00,323 I mean, I don't have anything else because people-people have... 95 00:05:00,323 --> 00:05:02,723 That's... You know, when you make something, you make it. 96 00:05:02,723 --> 00:05:05,003 And that's what you have and there isn't anything else. 97 00:05:05,003 --> 00:05:07,323 I'm trying to stay positive. Mm-hm. 98 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:09,123 Dan, I'm trying to stay positive. 99 00:05:09,123 --> 00:05:11,083 But to me, this feels like... 100 00:05:15,123 --> 00:05:16,483 It was amazing. 101 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:20,163 He looked at the card and then right into me like I was a mirror 102 00:05:20,163 --> 00:05:22,723 or Death or something, 103 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,243 as I took all his money. 104 00:05:25,643 --> 00:05:28,923 I thought, it's the second best thing that's ever happened to me. 105 00:05:30,883 --> 00:05:32,403 There you go. 106 00:05:32,403 --> 00:05:33,443 Two grand. 107 00:05:33,443 --> 00:05:36,323 DAN CACKLES So fantastic. 108 00:05:36,323 --> 00:05:39,603 Thank you. Listen, um, the other thing... 109 00:05:39,603 --> 00:05:42,203 Do you think you might have something to take the edge off...? 110 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:44,403 Hey, remember this? 111 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:46,123 The Yes Babes. 112 00:05:46,123 --> 00:05:48,483 Know why I came up with that name? Why, Pete? 113 00:05:48,483 --> 00:05:50,043 Cos I'm a fucking visionary. 114 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:51,963 We were so great. 115 00:05:51,963 --> 00:05:54,963 Your brother Declan said that our thing in that crappy pub 116 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:56,963 was one of the best gigs he ever saw. 117 00:05:56,963 --> 00:05:58,523 Declan enjoyed how small it was. 118 00:05:58,523 --> 00:06:00,883 You copped off with Sally-Ann Bonaparte 119 00:06:00,883 --> 00:06:03,243 cos you're a prick. 120 00:06:03,243 --> 00:06:05,523 Mad about her, or was it...? 121 00:06:06,563 --> 00:06:08,603 She said she liked my eyeliner. 122 00:06:08,603 --> 00:06:10,163 That's the only thing I can remember. 123 00:06:10,163 --> 00:06:13,043 Listen, Pete, do you have anything you can give me, anything? 124 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:15,043 Yeah. I'll have it very soon. 125 00:06:16,923 --> 00:06:19,523 I'm in a thing right now. I'm in a... 126 00:06:19,523 --> 00:06:22,843 It's walls coming at me all the time, OK? Like in the park, 127 00:06:22,843 --> 00:06:26,523 there's walls coming at me, so it's a kind of a wallsy vibe. 128 00:06:26,523 --> 00:06:29,883 Pete, I'd really... If you could give me something, 129 00:06:29,883 --> 00:06:33,403 it'd be good, you know? Tomorrow morning, I walk in by the river, 130 00:06:33,403 --> 00:06:35,363 I'll meet you at the little bridge. 131 00:06:35,363 --> 00:06:39,003 OK? And for now, I've got one of these left. 132 00:06:39,003 --> 00:06:41,763 Nice muscle relaxant, tide you over. 133 00:06:41,763 --> 00:06:44,043 That's bollocks, Pete! Give me something proper! 134 00:06:44,043 --> 00:06:46,443 And there it is. You were exactly like that 135 00:06:46,443 --> 00:06:48,003 when you broke up the band. 136 00:06:48,003 --> 00:06:50,043 I cannot pretend to care 137 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:54,123 about the fucking college band right now, Pete. 138 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:58,523 Seriously, that's the stuff that they give to astronauts, OK? 139 00:06:58,523 --> 00:07:02,683 Before they have to go outside and fix the space flaps. 140 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:03,803 What, it's for muscles? 141 00:07:03,803 --> 00:07:06,243 Muscles, brain, wazoo, everything. 142 00:07:08,283 --> 00:07:10,763 Yeah. Thank you for helping me accept myself. 143 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,803 Hey, I'm a natural. 144 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,243 Yeah. 145 00:07:19,563 --> 00:07:21,003 What are you working for? 146 00:07:22,403 --> 00:07:25,563 More money to jail you in empty choices? 147 00:07:25,563 --> 00:07:29,043 Or maybe you'll deal with your one real choice - 148 00:07:29,043 --> 00:07:31,683 to live in fear of the dragon inside you, 149 00:07:31,683 --> 00:07:34,603 or to set fire to the sky. 150 00:07:37,243 --> 00:07:38,723 How will you decide? 151 00:08:14,163 --> 00:08:16,763 SHE EXHALES 152 00:08:21,883 --> 00:08:23,563 Joy? 153 00:08:23,563 --> 00:08:24,603 Hmm? 154 00:08:24,603 --> 00:08:26,443 We have to stop. 155 00:08:26,443 --> 00:08:30,163 If you do any more deep breathing, you're going to swallow your eyes. 156 00:08:30,163 --> 00:08:31,683 Oh, God. 157 00:08:32,883 --> 00:08:35,043 I'm so tired. Yeah. 158 00:08:35,043 --> 00:08:36,923 I'm just so tired. 159 00:08:38,043 --> 00:08:41,763 All these years of, like, "Ah, ah, ah" with Kurt. 160 00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:43,443 You know, he's so thrilled that he's busy 161 00:08:43,443 --> 00:08:44,923 and that we're booked out. 162 00:08:44,923 --> 00:08:47,003 He refuses to believe that it's because, 163 00:08:47,003 --> 00:08:48,483 hey, the quiz actually works. 164 00:08:48,483 --> 00:08:49,803 He just trusts nothing. 165 00:08:49,803 --> 00:08:52,123 He's such a fucking purist about everything. 166 00:08:52,123 --> 00:08:53,883 Yeah. 167 00:08:53,883 --> 00:08:56,803 You've got to keep on making the effort, because... 168 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,003 Because... 169 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:02,203 Because, erm... 170 00:09:05,443 --> 00:09:07,923 Anyway, he says he might not even come to dinner tomorrow. 171 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,443 What a looney! 172 00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:14,163 So your ex Maya's coming to dinner here? 173 00:09:14,163 --> 00:09:15,483 Yeah. 174 00:09:15,483 --> 00:09:17,363 Full marks all round for maturity. 175 00:09:17,363 --> 00:09:18,763 Maturity? Mm. 176 00:09:18,763 --> 00:09:20,563 Yeah. That's us. 177 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:25,403 Sorry. I've been a bit, like, "Ning, ning, ning" lately. 178 00:09:25,403 --> 00:09:26,643 I promise that I'll be... 179 00:09:26,643 --> 00:09:28,923 I'll be better once the Americans have come to dinner 180 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:31,203 and everything's totally over. 181 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:34,243 Does that make sense? Done. OK. 182 00:09:34,243 --> 00:09:36,243 Thanks for putting up with me, though. 183 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,883 Oh, shush. 184 00:09:37,883 --> 00:09:41,043 I need the money. Hmm. 185 00:09:42,523 --> 00:09:44,963 PIANO PLAYS 186 00:09:51,283 --> 00:09:53,643 SPOKEN WORD JAZZ STYLE: # I don't have no job 187 00:09:55,443 --> 00:09:57,323 # My woman thinks I'm a yob 188 00:10:01,323 --> 00:10:05,003 # My friends call me Bob, even though my name's Dave. # 189 00:10:06,283 --> 00:10:07,683 Hey. 190 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,363 I get it. 191 00:10:10,363 --> 00:10:11,883 You know, you're busy. 192 00:10:11,883 --> 00:10:15,003 I just thought we could hang out in your downtime, which is never. 193 00:10:15,003 --> 00:10:17,403 You're just feeling lonely, cos you've eaten four bowls 194 00:10:17,403 --> 00:10:19,763 of cereal, and you're blaming me. 195 00:10:19,763 --> 00:10:20,843 Five. 196 00:10:20,843 --> 00:10:25,243 MOBILE RINGS I saw your face in everyone. Oh, shit, hang on, here we go. 197 00:10:25,243 --> 00:10:26,723 Hi. 198 00:10:28,443 --> 00:10:29,963 OK. OK. OK. 199 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,083 I want you to walk out to your garden, put your hands 200 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:36,523 on your hips, breathe through your nose, and call me back 201 00:10:36,523 --> 00:10:38,243 when you're only half mad. 202 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:41,003 OK, OK, bye. 203 00:10:41,003 --> 00:10:42,603 It's just never enough. 204 00:10:42,603 --> 00:10:43,803 It's never enough. 205 00:10:43,803 --> 00:10:47,963 She's always like, "It's all about to go bang." 206 00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:50,803 Well, probably very difficult living with Kurt. Joy's probably jealous. 207 00:10:50,803 --> 00:10:52,123 I mean, you're just here grooving. 208 00:10:52,123 --> 00:10:55,043 Can we just not talk for just a minute, please? 209 00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:56,683 Sure. I understand. 210 00:10:56,683 --> 00:10:58,083 It's just I'm... 211 00:10:59,043 --> 00:11:02,523 I'm just, you know... Yeah. Tired and annoyed. I understand. 212 00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:06,563 Angry and exhausted... Mm-hm. ..and angry. 213 00:11:06,563 --> 00:11:08,003 I understand. 214 00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:10,363 Please stop saying you understand. It doesn't help. 215 00:11:13,523 --> 00:11:15,123 OK. All right. 216 00:11:15,123 --> 00:11:17,363 What's the cure? You want a glass of wine? 217 00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:22,283 You want me to oil those achy thighs? 218 00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:23,683 Something sweet. 219 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,803 There's only nonsense left in the kitchen. 220 00:11:26,963 --> 00:11:28,643 No. 221 00:11:28,643 --> 00:11:32,163 What about those...stupid things with the disgusting jam 222 00:11:32,163 --> 00:11:34,243 inside... What, the muffins, the muffinettes? 223 00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:36,323 'Fraid not. Or anything. 224 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:40,803 This isn't human. 225 00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:44,843 There was, er... half a chocolate Santa 226 00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:47,483 in a woolly hat in the cupboard the other day. 227 00:11:47,483 --> 00:11:49,003 Where is it? 228 00:11:49,003 --> 00:11:51,003 I had it in a muffinette. 229 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:52,163 It was pretty good. 230 00:11:54,283 --> 00:11:56,163 You're a fucking animal. 231 00:11:57,643 --> 00:11:58,683 I understand. 232 00:12:03,163 --> 00:12:05,403 Do you love me? Yeah. 233 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:07,963 Do you love me? Yes. 234 00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:10,523 Like an inferno, in a tornado, in a hurricane. 235 00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:12,363 Oh, that's juvenile bullshit. 236 00:12:13,763 --> 00:12:15,323 It's a dumb joke. 237 00:12:16,683 --> 00:12:18,203 Whoa. Wait a minute. 238 00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:20,003 What jet stream is this? 239 00:12:20,003 --> 00:12:21,723 You want to talk about a family now? 240 00:12:21,723 --> 00:12:25,163 Oh, what is it? I'm too old? I have no job? What? 241 00:12:25,163 --> 00:12:26,563 Shrinking penis. 242 00:12:26,563 --> 00:12:29,043 What is it? You need someone to open the jars, right? 243 00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:32,123 Or you should stop being so fucking sensitive, about being old 244 00:12:32,123 --> 00:12:34,643 and unemployed and sad. And fat. 245 00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:36,123 Oh, that's nice! 246 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,403 Well, I wish you'd be in the fucking room sometimes. 247 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:45,923 Is this it, though? 248 00:12:45,923 --> 00:12:48,083 Is this it, just me flat out and you just farting about 249 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,123 like an old fart, is that it? 250 00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:51,923 When are we going to get things going? 251 00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:53,603 Like, when am I going to have a kid? 252 00:12:53,603 --> 00:12:55,403 Like, when are we going to get out of here? 253 00:12:55,403 --> 00:12:58,283 When are you going to get a job? What is your answer for this?