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[man] Lights, camera, action!

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[man 2] Anubis!

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[man] Citizens of
the glorious nation of Anubis,

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we have caught this American spy
crossing our borders.

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[spy screams]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[plane whooshing]

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[woman] Your masters brainwashed children,

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sent them into battle,
in the name of freedom!

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As the voice of America,

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I proclaim here and now

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that our nation does not fear Anubis,

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but Anubis should fear America!

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[wind whooshing]

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The fanatical terrorist group
known as Anubis…

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-Concerned about Anubis?
-Anubis are sheep.

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America could eliminate
this infestation of cockroaches…

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[spraying]

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…with a single can of Raid.

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[in Russian] Reach out to Anubis Queen
about an alliance against America.

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[Knight Hawk] Marvelous Man
kept the world at peace for over 40 years.

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Now the Anubis Queen
and the Russian premier

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are going to spark
the nuclear inferno of World War IV.

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[woman] If we go to war today,
so will the rest of the world.

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We are better than you.

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We have bigger guns than you.

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Our military is far more skilled
than your military.

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Nuclear war is becoming
less of a whisper and more of a shout.

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In conclusion,

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if you want some,

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come get some!

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[whistling]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[Nukem] Well, I am not afraid.

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I am an American, and I live in America.

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You know why I like America?

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Only country in world
where poor people are overweight.

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I like America

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but I do not trust America.

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Did they kill the Marvelous Man?

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No, no, no, no, Dash… I mean, Sasha.

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[exhales] He was their golden boy.

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But if America found a way
to harness even 1% of his power…

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[exhales sharply]

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We must strike first.

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With no mercy!

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[Knight Hawk] Cortex, engage.

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[Cortex] Danger, danger, danger.

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Activating Cortex brain pairing.
You may experience some violent imagery.

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[gun fires]

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Cortex, any luck locating Motion Blur?

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[computer beeping]

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[tense music playing]

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[Cortex] I have been unable
to locate his heat signature.

55
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He must not be using his powers.

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[Knight Hawk] Then he's hiding.
Speed needs to find him.

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-[static]
-[computer beeping]

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[groaning]

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Oh, man.

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This motherfucker's no joke.

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[breathes deeply]

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[exhales forcefully]

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[device chiming]

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[Knight Hawk]
Have you located Motion Blur?

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[The Speed] There's a story
about to break, Atticus,

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that you're investigating the Guardians.

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Your leadership is undermining the team.

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I can't wait to see how you manipulate
your way out of this one.

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[dramatic music playing]

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Breaking news. Knight Hawk is not only
investigating select supervillains.

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He's also investigating
the Guardians of Justice themselves.

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Which Guardians are you investigating,
Knight Hawk?

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If the Guardians of Justice
don't trust each other,

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how are we supposed to trust them?

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How did the media
find out about your investigation?

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Walker.

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She's preparing.

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For what?

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To fucking crucify us.

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The world is crumbling,

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and if I have to burn you and your friends
as scapegoats, I will.

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[squelching]

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[growls]

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Good evening, America.
I'm award-winning journalist Van Dawson,

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and this is Van Dawson Tonight.

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[news theme playing]

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We begin our program with a question.

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Who can we trust?

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The beacon of hope that united our world
and kept chaos at bay for 40 years

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is gone.

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And now our last best hope,
the Guardians of Justice,

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are in disrepute.

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They are allegedly
at each other's throats.

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Trust in our institutions

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has evaporated.

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Now more than ever,

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we must come together…

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-…around a common…
-[door opens forcefully]

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[guns fire]

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[intense music playing]

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-[henchman] Put 'em up!
-Please! Please!

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[guns firing]

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No, no. You don't… No, no, no, no!

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Fuck me!

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This is what you get
for insulting us with your propaganda.

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Red Talon here. You're probably wondering,

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"What's the deal
with these Anubis douchebags?"

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They're pissant terrorist goat-fuckers
who proclaimed themselves a nation

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forty years after Marvelous Man
stopped all the wars.

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Today, every aspect of their lives
is controlled by the government.

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They can't even jerk off without warning
their dictator, Anubis Queen.

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They're the opposite
of everything that's dope about America.

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They all dress the same.
They don't like parties.

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They've never heard of beer pong.

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They outlawed rock music.

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[coughs] Losers!

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We need to nuke some star-spangled freedom
right up their asses.

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[crickets chirping]

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Mr. President, sir, Sepia Spider
has been deployed to infiltrate Anubis.

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He'll have intel for us within 12 hours.

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With all due respect,
we are on the brink of war with Anubis.

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It is inadvisable,
not to mention reckless,

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to send a barely-trained child
across enemy lines.

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It's just a recon mission.

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Mr. President, sir, it is imperative
that we rely on diplomacy

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and not on masculine showboating.

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Diplomacy is for punk-ass bitches.

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[laughs]

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[thunder rumbling]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[piano playing]

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[computer beeping]

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[door closes]

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[trainer] Come on!

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[computer beeping, chiming]

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[in Spanish] Hey, homie! I got in!

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You did good, kid. You found the compound.
Now, get back here.

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[in Spanish] What?

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[in English] No fucking…

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[whispers] No fucking way.

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[in Spanish] I'm taking
these fuckers down.

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Slow down. This is a recon mission.

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Anubis is too dangerous.

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Look, kid. I was a teen hero once too.
You got plenty of time.

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[in Spanish] No.
No. I don't have the time.

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[in English] And honestly, you were
Knight Hawk's boy sidekick.

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-Boy sidekick.
-[electro pop music playing]

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♪ Boy sidekick ♪

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[lasers zapping]

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♪ Boy sidekick ♪

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♪ Don't you ever let them put you down ♪

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[inaudible]

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[roars]

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♪ Don't you ever let them put you down ♪

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[Sepia Spider] Uh-uh.

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[in Spanish] I'm gonna get them.

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Do not engage. I repeat, do not--

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[Sepia Spider in English]
I'm gonna take these fuckers down.

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[Knight Hawk] The government
has been recruiting teen superheroes

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for a covert task force run by Red Talon
to execute the president's orders.

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Sepia Spider?

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Well, he's their star pupil.

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[Red Talon] Listen, bro, do not engage.

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Do not--

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Fuck.

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[electro rock music playing]

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[in Spanish] I am Sepia Spider.

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[grunts, groans]

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[Sepia Spider efforts]

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[in English] Sepia smash!

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[in Spanish] Those green eyes
are no match for my Spider movements!

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[energy weapon whooshing]

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[henchman grunts]

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[henchman 2 grunts]

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[Sepia Spider in Spanish] Spider power!

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[in Spanish] You'll do evil no more.

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[grunts]

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[bones crack]

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[henchman 3 grunting]

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[in Spanish] That was easy.

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00:10:08,484 --> 00:10:09,568
[henchman 4 groans]

182
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,322
[in Spanish] Punk.

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[in Spanish] Fuck you, Red Talon.

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[lasers firing]

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00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,373
[Sepia Spider gasps]

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[grunts]

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[in Spanish] Okay. Okay.

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[in Spanish] I surrender.
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

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[both grunt]

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[Sepia Spider groans]

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[efforts]

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[Sepia Spider grunting]

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[grunting]

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[Sepia Spider in Spanish]
You'll do evil no more!

195
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[Sepia Spider breathing heavily]

196
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,789
-[in Spanish] I surrender. Don't shoot.
-[buttons beeping]

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00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,582
[computer] Activating stun protocol.

198
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,292
-[Sepia Spider grunts]
-[laser pulsating]

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00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,128
[door opens]

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00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:12,798
[gun cocks]

201
00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:18,137
[Sepia Spider screams, groans]

202
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,806
[Sepia Spider groans, moans]

203
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,436
[in Spanish] Good will always
triumph over evil!

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00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,938
[thunder rumbling]

205
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:29,773
[Sepia Spider moans]

206
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:37,573
[in Spanish] Please… please…
I want to go… I want to go home.

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-[Queen Anubis] Child.
-[gurgling]

208
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,910
Since your masters
branded us as villains,

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we are gonna do what evildoers do best.

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[in Spanish] What? Help me!

211
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,714
-[breathing heavily, whimpering]
-[Anubis Queen cackling]

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00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,591
[in Spanish] Help me! Help me!

213
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,759
[sobbing]

214
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:57,843
[knife unsheaths]

215
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:58,886
[knife clanks]

216
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,596
[horse neighs]

217
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,681
[suspenseful music playing]

218
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:08,437
[henchman] This cartoon
is being hijacked by Anubis.

219
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,981
[Sepia Spider grunts, breathes heavily]

220
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,860
You are ideological slaves.

221
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,529
A global thought police,

222
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:21,450
hiding your rhetoric
of filthy fucking lies!

223
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,035
-Isn't that so?
-[Sepia Spider screams]

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00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,161
[gun fires]

225
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,962
I'm going in to take out Anubis Queen.

226
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,090
[Knight Hawk] You should be looking
for Motion Blur.

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Our government will handle Anubis.

228
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,805
-No one will see me.
-[Knight Hawk] Exactly the problem.

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I want the world to witness
the dismantling of Anubis piece by piece,

230
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just like they witnessed
what happened to Sepia Spider.

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00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,858
You're risking more lives, Atticus.

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[henchman] America should be afraid
for what comes next.

233
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,780
[Knight Hawk] This is a fight
between governments.

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Marvelous Man believed
it is not the Guardians's place

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00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,452
to get involved in human politics.

236
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,204
I think you want chaos.

237
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,874
A distraction keeps your investigation
out of the news.

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00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,167
[electro music playing]

239
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,086
[package whirring]

240
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,177
[sighs heavily]

241
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,472
You know, Speed, you'd get farther in life

242
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,307
if you smiled more.

243
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,235
[henchman] We resume your propaganda.

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00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:41,738
[whooshing]

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00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,366
[squelching]

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00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,328
[sword grinds]

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[monster groans]

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[narrator] Night Hawk knew
the war with Anubis

249
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would be won or lost
in the arena of propaganda,

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by splashing bloodshed
across America's TV sets.

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00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,475
And thus he called upon a man

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who could give the world
a spectacle they wouldn't forget.

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[Knight Hawk] Computer,

254
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,484
locate Red Talon and transmit.

255
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,653
Red Talon, come in.

256
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,655
[exhales] Didn't I already
tell you to fuck off?

257
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,991
Listen. I need your help.

258
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,493
Fuck you. What you need is to retire.

259
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,872
[Knight Hawk] I'm sorry
about Sepia Spider.

260
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,586
Mick, I know he was there on your orders.

261
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,631
No. I ordered him to return to base.

262
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,799
It was a recon mission.

263
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,093
[shouts, grunts]

264
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,722
The president is thinking
about nuking Anubis into oblivion.

265
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:53,477
[Knight Hawk] What the fuck? Nuking them
would make us look like the bad guys.

266
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,645
So you take them out.

267
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,314
You've still got that penis-head,
lightning-shooting guy,

268
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,608
that rock 'n' roll tweaker guy,

269
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,693
and that hot goddess
with no personality.

270
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:02,903
-Yeah?
-[weights clank]

271
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:06,615
We need to show the American people
that they're strong enough on their own.

272
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,867
They need to see a man,

273
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,828
not a super man,
stand up to these bastards.

274
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,872
Go in with the Freedom Cam3000.

275
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,833
Fight terrorism with voyeurism.

276
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,127
The ratings will be historic.

277
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,713
Let the world know once and for all

278
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:26,593
that Red Talon is a bad motherfucker.

279
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,136
[glass shatters]

280
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,097
[gun firing]

281
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,683
[crowd cheering]

282
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:37,312
[crowd chanting] Red Talon!
Red Talon! Red Talon! Red Talon!

283
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:39,690
[camera shutter clicks]

284
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:45,821
Okay.

285
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,698
I'll talk to the president.

286
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,533
Give 'em a hell of a show.

287
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,743
You always do.

288
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:53,787
-[gun fires]
-Whoa.

289
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:58,291
I interrupt your programming
to bring you a very special announcement.

290
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:02,921
Twenty-four hours ago, an act of cowardice
was broadcast worldwide.

291
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,508
The fanatical terrorist group
known as Anubis

292
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,094
executed an American hero.

293
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:10,929
The Sepia Spider.

294
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,142
Anubis wants us to be afraid.

295
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,980
If I was afraid, would I be sitting here,

296
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,607
in plain sight, above ground,

297
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:27,154
in the White House of the greatest country
history has ever conceived of?

298
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,448
And with that pearl of wisdom…

299
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,365
[computer beeping]

300
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:32,659
…I take you live to our latest mission.

301
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:36,913
What you are about to witness is history.

302
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,707
[announcer] Streaming live.

303
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,083
[computer beeping]

304
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,796
Let's do this for the Spider.

305
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,965
[suspenseful music playing]

306
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,015
[computer beeping]

307
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:00,812
[computer beeps]

308
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,522
[henchman] Hey!

309
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,107
[henchman grunts]

310
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:11,823
Whoo!

311
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,492
That is America!

312
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:14,951
[electro music playing]

313
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,333
You got your public spectacle, Atticus.

314
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,584
-[gun fires]
-[henchman grunts]

315
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,339
[boy] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

316
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,718
Mom, this is so cool! Bam, bam…

317
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,763
No one will be talking
about your investigation now.

318
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,642
[computer chiming]

319
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,520
[henchman grunts]

320
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,109
[beeping]

321
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,486
[screaming]

322
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,406
What do you mean you lost him?
Get that goddamn feed back!

323
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,866
[tense music playing]

324
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,243
[chuckles]

325
00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,830
Little Wing!

326
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,540
I have work for you.

327
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,876
The glorious nation of Anubis proclaims

328
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:11,591
that we will slaughter every ugly,
obese, capitalist soldier America sends,

329
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:18,473
just like your costumed celebrities,
Red Talon and Sepia Spider.

330
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:23,520
Word on the street is that Americans
have lost faith in our president.

331
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,855
[ticking, bell rings]

332
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,189
[crowd jeering]

333
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,361
You little pissant!

334
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,781
If we weren't in this bunker,
I'd kick your ass! Fuck!

335
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,366
Let's go!

336
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,661
[woman coughs]

337
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,539
Rick, I need a distraction.

338
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,457
-Okay.
-Find me somewhere to bomb!

339
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,626
-That's a brilliant idea, Mr. President.
-You're right.

340
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,752
Just do it!

341
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:48,920
[exhales sharply]

342
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,214
-[woman] Okay. Well… [clears throat]
-[Rick clears throat]

343
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,215
So how do we…

344
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,216
I'll just…

345
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,467
Should I… should I point?

346
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,385
Sure.

347
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,805
[bomb whistling]

348
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:14,529
[inhales] America
is a money-grabbing, batshit-crazy idiot

349
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:17,574
with big balls, but small, tiny penis.

350
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,326
[breathes deeply, exhales]

351
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:23,121
What happens if they decide
to attack us next?

352
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,581
[exhales]

353
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,999
[tense music playing]

354
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,672
Move troops into Canada

355
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:37,427
and prepare V-2 rockets
with nuclear warheads.

356
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:39,679
Move!

357
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:45,352
[man vocalizing indistinctly]

358
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,410
It'll be the end of the human race.

359
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,914
[electro music playing]

360
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,416
[women screaming]

361
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,377
[Knight Hawk] I found him
covered in blood.

362
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,711
[screams]

363
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,715
[Knight Hawk] The scared little boy
I took in after his family was murdered.

364
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,052
I trained him,

365
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,596
made him my protégé.

366
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,766
I loved him like a son.

367
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,643
[voice echoing] Like a son.

368
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,560
[phone ringing]

369
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,063
[exhales]

370
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:33,817
Atticus?

371
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:34,901
[Knight Hawk breathing]

372
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:35,986
Atticus!

373
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,406
-What? [seething]
-For fuck's sake, Atticus!

374
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,949
I raised him too!

375
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,201
I'm busy, Alex.

376
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,160
[Alex] You're busy?

377
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,413
You're completely cut off!

378
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,332
Mick is dead. For what?

379
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:53,461
To have him die in some foreign land,
surrounded by strangers?

380
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,005
He died a soldier.

381
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:56,548
[inhales deeply]

382
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:57,674
A hero.

383
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,010
Who are you?

384
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,305
[breathes heavily]

385
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,223
Death comes to all of us, Alex,

386
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,601
one way or another.

387
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,355
And when it's our time to go,

388
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,860
we won't just walk
side-by-side with death.

389
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,986
[thunder rumbling]

390
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:21,239
[Knight Hawk] We'll race
that bastard to the gates of hell,

391
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:23,867
and we'll win.

392
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,538
[engine whirring]

393
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,632
[suspenseful music playing]

394
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,428
[sizzling]

395
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,555
[soldiers marching]

396
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,892
[guns cocking]

397
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,522
Kill him.

398
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,275
We'll fucking win!

399
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,651
[electro music playing]

400
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:00,904
[guns cocking]

401
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,331
[henchman grunts]

402
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,051
[horn blares]

403
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:26,304
-[henchman screams]
-[woman screams]

404
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,826
[Knight Hawk] Marvelous Man may be gone…

405
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,664
but something far more powerful is here.

406
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:53,832
[Little Wing] And that's me.

407
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,917
[announcer] Boss battle!

408
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,887
[General Orsted screaming]

409
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,643
[grunts, groans]

410
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,687
What are you?

411
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:17,772
[breathing heavily]

412
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:20,942
[whimsical whistling]

413
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:21,985
[grunts, groans]

414
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,698
[screams]

415
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,664
[squelching]

416
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:40,670
[in Arabic] Reports suggest
Anubis Queen is dead.

417
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:45,341
[in Hebrew] Our source inside the CIA
says Knight Hawk is responsible.

418
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,302
[in Arabic] Will Anubis
end their aggression?

419
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:50,805
[in French] We're hearing
that Anubis is releasing hostages.

420
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:54,392
[in Russian] Terminate
our alliance with Anubis!

421
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,602
NUCLEAR LAUNCH INTERRUPTED

422
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,354
[mechanical whirring]

423
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,816
[in Arabic] The world
has pulled back from the brink--

424
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,904
Our glorious nation
will never be defeated.

425
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,322
The villainous Hawk

426
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:11,201
is only trying to distract you
from his investigation into the truth.

427
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:16,206
That the Guardians of Justice
killed Marvelous Man.

428
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:17,749
[whistling]

429
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:18,833
[screams]

430
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:24,214
[electro music playing]