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‪希利小姐,妳還好嗎?

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‪妳不會像上次那樣昏倒吧?

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‪不會

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‪那是我的結果嗎?

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‪是的

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‪沒想到那個心理測驗很簡單

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‪我以為他會問更多

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‪不過我很高興他沒一路往下問

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‪根據所有專業見解
‪站在你面前是身心健全的人

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‪希利小姐,妳確定妳真的沒事?

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‪沒事

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‪如果妳感覺到任何症狀

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‪可能影響妳的綠卡申請

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‪妳依法有告知的義務

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‪我很好

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‪天啊,我過關了嗎?

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‪希利小姐

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‪歡迎回到美利堅合眾國

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‪-你他媽是認真的嗎?
‪-是的

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‪老天,你他媽是認真的嗎?察德

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‪USA!

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‪USA!

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‪你最棒了

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‪愛死你了!

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‪我要回家了!

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‪希利小姐!別這樣...

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‪-他們才不在乎,抱歉
‪-別碰國旗

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‪這...天啊,都是你的功勞!

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‪你應該加薪

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‪謝謝你的付出,天佑美國!

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‪好

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‪美國!

33
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‪養生狂女子

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‪嗨,辛醫師,妳好

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‪我只是順道過來

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‪送妳這個

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‪我出色的成績單

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‪我想這也許能啟發妳其他的病人

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‪我就放在這裡

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‪我要感謝妳始終相信我

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‪我沒有

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‪我百分之百認為妳會失敗

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‪而且可能會去坐牢

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‪或是妳想讓我這麼想
‪我才會更鞭策自己

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‪非也

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‪我今晚終於要飛出去了

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‪不過我希望我們能保持聯絡

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‪絕對不要,快滾出我的辦公室

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‪對了

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‪我們何不趁機做個抹片檢查

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‪順便聊聊兒時暗戀的對象?

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‪不要?好吧

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‪不過說真的,謝謝妳

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‪妳也許並不想或刻意去做
‪但妳改變了我的人生

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‪我是真的很擔心妳

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‪-我也愛妳
‪-我沒有這麼說

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‪妳的體檢或許過關,但妳有其他問題

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‪別擔心

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‪等我回到紐約又會是一尾活龍

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‪我會想念我們俏皮的小互動

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‪就是這個

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‪不,亮粉太俗氣
‪我們走脫衣猛男路線

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‪妳這身打扮好讚,阿嘉一定會愛死了

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‪-妳看起來像珍妮傑克森
‪-是吧?

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‪好,蛋糕快送到了

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‪甜點風暴行動照計畫進行

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‪甜點?也太老套了,謝謝妳的幫忙

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‪好熱鬧

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‪這裡的氦氣
‪足以讓一座大鵰火箭飛到月球

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‪不客氣

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‪太好了,芍藥要送來了

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‪真沒想到都過季了,妳還弄得到

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‪是不是?他的婚禮一切就緒

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‪-那妳的班機呢?
‪-對,9點30分

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‪儀式結束後,我和大家稍微聊一下

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‪然後發表感人肺腑的致詞

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‪接著直奔機場

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‪-這是什麼?妳怎麼了?
‪-我在吃抗生素

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‪我的泌尿道有點狀況

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‪真慘

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‪是啊,但太值得了

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‪道格給了我前所未有的高潮

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‪不用客氣了

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‪好,我們走吧

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‪完美的婚禮,我們來一展身手吧

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‪阿嘉,婚禮前瘦身有成喔?

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‪是啊,還不錯

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‪今天課上得不錯吧?

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‪謝了

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‪你的大喜之日,實在不想麻煩你

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‪你能不能來教我用腿部訓練機?

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‪當然,沒問題

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‪-太好了,謝了,老兄
‪-好

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‪好

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‪這是獻給阿嘉和達伯特的

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‪你誰都不要

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‪你一想起阿達就會自摸

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‪靠,抱歉

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‪你再也不會上別人

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‪再也不會

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‪嗨!

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‪現在進行切大鵰儀式

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‪切蛋糕...大鵰蛋糕

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‪-哇
‪-好耶

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‪等等,好喔

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‪好了,我覺得尷尬

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‪脫衣舞男太超過嗎?

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‪我自己很喜歡,不過...

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‪不,這個很好,非常好

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‪我今天早上飛輪騎過頭了,所以...

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‪想把婚前恐懼拋到九霄雲外?

112
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‪差不多

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‪這你就不用擔心了

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‪因為我安排了一整天的水療放鬆行程

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‪讓你和阿達準備見紅

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‪見紅?天啊,莉維,是你弟弟耶

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‪天啊,艾美,是“紅毯”
‪妳別滿腦子都是性

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‪-我不行
‪-為什麼?

119
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‪我要去拿西裝,要準備小禮物

120
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‪還要去拿花

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‪-我沒時間去...
‪-全都安排好了

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‪我都聽進去了,阿嘉
‪自私的莉維沒了

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‪今天的主角是你,好嗎?
‪我會把婚禮辦得很棒

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‪但是你一定要...

125
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‪全神貫注

126
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‪永遠不會再上其他人

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‪別看我,看著她

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‪我的食用大麻發作了

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‪其他人

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‪艾美?

131
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‪好棒

132
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‪-可以坐下嗎?
‪-可以

133
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‪歡迎來到“涅槃之巢”,我是葛蕾塔

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‪我是二位的放鬆導師
‪來杯藍綠藻含羞草調酒?

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‪-好...好嗎?好的,謝謝
‪-好

136
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‪這地方真不錯

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‪別這麼驚訝,我說過都幫你搞定了

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‪-謝謝
‪-我只是來找我兒子的

139
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‪不,不用了,謝謝

140
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‪等等,妳也找媽來?

141
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‪-我會過敏
‪-你很愛媽媽

142
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‪我可不愛看妳們母女反目

143
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‪不會的,我們是大人了

144
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‪我們可以很文明,好嗎?

145
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‪今天的重點是讓你開心,看著

146
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‪-洛琳,真高興見到妳
‪-這裡味道有點重

147
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‪我覺得鼻孔好像當機了

148
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‪準備接受無微不至的呵護嗎?

149
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‪只剩五小時就要上場了

150
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‪希利先生

151
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‪請隨我到浸潤石窟

152
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‪-該你上了,阿嘉
‪-好

153
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‪內褲要穿著

154
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‪真假?

155
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‪你的背好噁心

156
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‪-噁心死了
‪-妳說什麼?

157
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‪比貓的屁眼還緊

158
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‪我今天要結婚,所以壓力有點大

159
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‪但這很正常吧?

160
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‪這些肌肉充滿愧疚,噁心死了

161
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‪-妳真的不跟我說話?
‪-有看到阿嘉嗎?

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‪好,我們先熬過今天,明天再談

163
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‪不過我要聲明一點,我不會道歉

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‪妳害我差點錯失人生最大的事業契機

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‪妳現在健康得不得了

166
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‪又可以參加弟弟的婚禮

167
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‪我在吼妳,妳別一直笑好嗎?

168
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‪拜託妳別吼我好嗎?
‪妳應該感謝我才對

169
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‪妳腦袋壞掉了嗎?

170
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‪我想該送妳去養老院了,洛琳

171
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‪把綠卡弄丟

172
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‪是妳這輩子最棒的一件事

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‪我沒弄丟,是被妳偷走了

174
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‪天啊!

175
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‪-別亂動
‪-我沒辦法

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‪-天啊,別這樣轉
‪-我沒辦法!

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‪好喔,妳直接刷進來

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‪是不是?離三角洲很近

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‪三角洲?

180
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‪我的天啊!

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‪天啊!

182
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‪我還是對妳超不爽的

183
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‪喂,我們走吧

184
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‪別把她弄成丈母娘的樣子

185
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‪麻煩把他打亮

186
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‪我要在他臉上
‪看到我自己的倒影,謝謝

187
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‪還有妳,麻煩幫我修一下毛

188
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‪各位,我們來對時

189
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‪還有整整兩個小時,婚禮就要開始了

190
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‪我們要按照行程走

191
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‪我一直在想...

192
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‪我這樣做對嗎?

193
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‪什麼?好痛

194
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‪婚禮前有疑慮?是壞兆頭

195
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‪他沒有疑慮
‪他只是想想罷了,對吧?

196
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‪我不太確定

197
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‪你從以前就整天念著要結婚

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‪對,可是...

199
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‪這會不會太匆促了?

200
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‪我怎麼知道達伯特是我的真命天子

201
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‪或我會是個好丈夫嗎?

202
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‪你當然會是個好丈夫

203
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‪你們倆如此相愛
‪而且達伯特是個很棒的年輕人

204
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‪-莉維說他很強勢
‪-什麼時候?

205
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‪他不讓我買那個大燭台那次

206
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‪妳還說我跟塞...比較開心

207
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‪跟我以前那些男朋友

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‪我是這麼說過,但我懂個屁

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‪妳害我開始胡思亂想,我就...

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‪我做了傻事

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‪出了什麼事?寶貝

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‪-花送來了
‪-謝天謝地

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‪靠,那是什麼?

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‪黑芍藥,很大膽的選擇

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‪不對,我沒有訂黑芍...

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‪我還真的訂了

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‪啊,我可能在嗑藥嗨時訂的

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‪黑色的花?是死亡的預兆

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‪我不能在婚禮上拿死亡花

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‪我倉庫裡有一些粉紅百合

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‪我可以拿來換
‪只要等我半小時到45分鐘

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‪絕對不行

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00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:43,083
‪-我們沒時間了
‪-也許還有時間

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‪我要找達伯特談一談

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‪不,聽我說,你不用找達伯特談

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‪你只是有婚前焦慮

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‪很正常,就是婚姻第一章,對吧?

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‪雖然我很不想承認,但她說得沒錯

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‪而且你看,這才不是死亡之花
‪其實很漂亮的

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‪-在IG上絕對吸睛
‪-沒錯,主題標籤“令人難忘的芍藥”

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‪有一隻鴿子狀況不太好

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‪我們需要馬上準備糖水

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‪死鴿子?是內疚和紛亂的預兆

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‪我要打給達伯特了

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‪婚禮前跟你的未婚夫說話?
‪那是凶...

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‪去妳的,死神棍
‪不是每件事都是凶兆

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‪你要放輕鬆,好不好?

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‪我們只是出了一點小狀況

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‪-鴿子又還沒真的死
‪-天啊,那隻鴿子在抽搐

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‪我只是心裡有話要說出來

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‪跟達伯特說會讓你好過一點嗎?

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‪也許會吧,會

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‪應該吧,靠

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‪我不能...
‪我要先跟他談過才能跟他結婚

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‪-好,我載你去
‪-我們要去哪裡?

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‪不行,我們要照行程走

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‪你都還沒弄好

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‪阿嘉,快走

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‪-媽,把鑰匙給我
‪-別這樣

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‪-小心我的頭髮
‪-妳到底是怎麼了?

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‪拜託,我們沒時間搞這些

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‪大家都在等你五點整走上紅毯
‪所以我們...

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‪我相信大家會理解的

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‪-我們可以往後延個半小時
‪-絕對不行,不可以

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‪我把所有行程都卡得好好的

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‪這樣我就能致詞又能趕上飛機
‪我們趕快...

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‪妳今天晚上要搭飛機?

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‪對,節目發布會提前了,所以...

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‪-那妳的綠卡呢?
‪-我領到另一張了

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‪妳一句話都沒說?

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‪準備就這樣不告而別?

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‪媽,該怎麼說呢?
‪我不想再讓妳有機會把綠卡藏起來

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‪原來這才是重點所在?

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‪妳根本不在乎要幫我辦個完美的婚禮

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‪妳只在乎妳的電視節目

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‪-不,不是那樣的...
‪-我們的鴿子沒了

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‪看來你們要參加的是葬禮了

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‪猜猜妳嗑藥嗨的時候誰去訂了禮車?

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‪好吧,那的確是凶兆

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‪也許我們能抽個幾分鐘
‪跟達伯特談,走吧

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‪你真是帥爆了

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‪你真是天才,我愛死你了

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‪記得我們剛認識的時候
‪你是很慢熟的人

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‪真的,像隻皺巴巴的毛毛蟲

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‪等著破繭而出,飛入花花世界

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‪-我的天啊
‪-沒錯

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‪但你現在騷得像裝滿古柯鹼的柏金包

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‪真可愛

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‪好,我們來乾一杯

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‪敬現金收購、開放式格局

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‪還有真愛

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‪敬達伯特和阿嘉

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‪-阿嘉,你搞什麼?
‪-快把頭髮藏起來

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‪女士們,我們新郎有緊急狀況

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‪還有...19分鐘處理一下

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‪-你們可以先...
‪-妳閃邊好嗎?

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‪好啦,好兇

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‪小達,我們能談一談嗎?

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‪你們過幾小時就要結婚了
‪要聊待會再聊

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‪這個很重要

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‪寶貝,沒關係,我也很焦慮

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‪看吧

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‪一切都很好,很正常,我們可以去...

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‪我背著你偷吃了

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‪我的天,什麼?

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‪-你這蕩婦
‪-阿嘉!

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‪好

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‪我們來談吧

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‪妳欠我六塊錢X

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‪聽著,我對塞巴斯蒂安沒感覺

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‪我只是...我一時暈船了

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‪我以為我想要,結果一發不可收拾...

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‪別說了,拜託

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‪你為什麼現在跑來告訴我這些事?

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‪因為我不想用謊言開始我們的生活

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‪我要你知道那對我毫無意義

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‪我猜我只是有疑慮

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‪對我們的事?

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‪不是

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‪也許吧

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‪我是指婚禮,一切都太倉促了

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‪所有決定都是你做的
‪我覺得我只是被拖著走

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‪如果我不做決定
‪根本會一事無成,阿嘉

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‪-你也很清楚自己是怎樣的人
‪-對,我很清楚

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‪我知道很蠢

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‪我和塞巴斯蒂安親吻的那一刻
‪我就知道是天大的錯誤

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‪因為你才是我想共度一生的...

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00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,963
‪但你非要回去找他才能想通

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‪對不起

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‪如果你不能找我商量,道歉是沒用的

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‪真想不到阿嘉會這樣對達伯特

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‪我們都不清楚細節

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‪可能沒那麼嚴重

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‪妳還在替他找藉口?

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00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:14,603
‪難怪他覺得自己的行為沒問題

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‪謝謝妳,碧昂卡,但請妳別雞婆

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‪我是梅岡,她才是碧昂嘉

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‪分析現實面,達伯特就像是豪宅

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‪他是性感的房地產經紀人
‪是明日之星

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‪而阿嘉...在健身房工作

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00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:30,883
‪妳那個化名難聽得要命

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00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:32,723
‪勸妳最好去含個薄荷

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00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:36,723
‪好,現在已經變成八點檔鬧劇了

334
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:38,083
‪我看得很高興

335
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,403
‪我的諮商師要我避免衝突

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‪那東西怎麼會在那裡?

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00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,843
‪是達伯特買給阿嘉做為驚喜

338
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‪那個無私的混蛋

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00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:50,443
‪我把整件事搞砸了,是吧?

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‪今天的重點是我們要成為一家人

341
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‪我們還是可以

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‪小達,你是我真命天子

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00:16:02,683 --> 00:16:06,363
‪我愛你,我今天真的很想跟你結婚

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00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:10,323
‪你還願意跟我結婚嗎?

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00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:25,483
‪達伯特沒有家人嗎?
‪為什麼伴娘是她們?

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00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:28,003
‪她們怎麼穿成那樣?

347
00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:30,363
‪真的,她看起來像是關著燈打扮的

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00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:33,203
‪請起立

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00:16:37,683 --> 00:16:39,443
‪我們要這樣吃悶虧嗎?

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‪-我覺得我們該說點什麼
‪-閉嘴,奧莉維亞,別鬧了

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00:16:49,683 --> 00:16:51,683
‪敢傷害達伯特,我們會殺了你

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‪妳敢再威脅我兒子,我會殺了妳

353
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‪而且不會有人發現
‪妳們瘦骨如柴的屍體

354
00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,563
‪她是個瘋子

355
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,083
‪所以...同志愛

356
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:21,963
‪艾美...

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‪我的行程搞亂了,我不能留下來跳舞

358
00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:29,683
‪但妳會錯過我經典的派對舞步

359
00:17:30,803 --> 00:17:32,043
‪天啊,別跳了

360
00:17:33,403 --> 00:17:35,363
‪妳的致詞準備得如何?

361
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:37,723
‪我得彌補過去39年來

362
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,603
‪虧欠家人的一切,所以我絕不能搞砸

363
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:41,083
‪妳不會搞砸的

364
00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:44,803
‪是我耶,我做什麼都搞砸,記得嗎?
‪算是我的專長

365
00:17:45,603 --> 00:17:47,643
‪媽媽和阿嘉從沒這麼生氣過

366
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‪我只是...我以為會有更多時間

367
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,083
‪我就這麼走掉好像不太對

368
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‪艾美

369
00:17:58,523 --> 00:18:00,803
‪我們要去建議樹寫點東西

370
00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:02,523
‪我列了一整張報表

371
00:18:02,523 --> 00:18:04,003
‪嘿,別忘了加一條

372
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,403
‪大幹特幹後記得要尿尿

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00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:07,923
‪-閉嘴,莉維
‪-你好

374
00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:09,763
‪真是好建議

375
00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:15,203
‪我在想,也許妳能留一支舞給我

376
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:17,403
‪我可以教你幾招,但我沒辦法

377
00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:19,363
‪我要早點走去趕飛機

378
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:23,443
‪-妳今晚就要去紐約了?
‪-對

379
00:18:23,443 --> 00:18:27,523
‪而且我的行程很緊
‪連吃甜點的時間都沒有

380
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‪好吧

381
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:33,683
‪看來要說再見了

382
00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:37,123
‪我想是吧

383
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:43,363
‪除非,就是...

384
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‪你願意屈服於終極誘惑

385
00:18:52,723 --> 00:18:53,603
‪好棒

386
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‪真好吃

387
00:19:01,843 --> 00:19:03,923
‪很高興我們終於一起吃冰淇淋了

388
00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:07,083
‪這其實是...

389
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‪那種燕麥腰果做的

390
00:19:09,723 --> 00:19:10,683
‪對

391
00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:13,323
‪-但是很好吃,我喜歡
‪-是很好吃

392
00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:14,283
‪對

393
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,683
‪老實說,這趟回家諸事不順,不過...

394
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:23,403
‪認識你不算是最糟的

395
00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:29,123
‪對,我是真的會想妳

396
00:19:30,643 --> 00:19:32,163
‪靠,老兄,想念我沒什麼不好

397
00:19:40,323 --> 00:19:44,803
‪通常這個時候我們會接吻,不過...

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‪對

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‪對

400
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‪等一下

401
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‪好

402
00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:07,123
‪靠

403
00:20:08,563 --> 00:20:10,363
‪真希望我們在不同的時空相遇

404
00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:14,043
‪對,我懂

405
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,523
‪別盯著我看,吃你的冰淇淋

406
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:20,883
‪好

407
00:20:41,563 --> 00:20:42,603
‪嘿

408
00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:44,963
‪嘿

409
00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:47,483
‪想跳舞嗎?

410
00:20:57,003 --> 00:21:01,243
‪你會不會希望...沒有遇到這些事?

411
00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:08,763
‪我知道你個性優柔寡斷

412
00:21:09,963 --> 00:21:13,963
‪在我們選酒杯時沒關係

413
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,203
‪但牽涉到我們...

414
00:21:19,283 --> 00:21:20,563
‪我們的感情問題...

415
00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,043
‪我要你很確定

416
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:27,163
‪小達,我這輩子從沒這個篤定過

417
00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:31,083
‪要再發生這種事...

418
00:21:32,963 --> 00:21:34,363
‪你要跟我說

419
00:21:35,723 --> 00:21:38,523
‪-我們要能夠談這種事
‪-好,我知道

420
00:21:40,203 --> 00:21:41,643
‪這不能等閒視之,阿嘉

421
00:21:43,883 --> 00:21:46,363
‪-我們有可能就這麼完了
‪-我知道

422
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:49,163
‪小達,相信我,我知道

423
00:21:52,003 --> 00:21:56,003
‪我發誓我絕不會再做任何事

424
00:21:56,003 --> 00:21:58,483
‪來危害這一切,危害我們

425
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:00,963
‪絕對不會

426
00:22:02,683 --> 00:22:04,163
‪你是我的生命

427
00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:13,723
‪我真後悔做了傷害我們的事

428
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:16,963
‪要是我沒有那麼笨...

429
00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:18,763
‪最完美的人生...

430
00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:24,723
‪是由人生中各種不完美構築而成

431
00:22:32,163 --> 00:22:36,363
‪我很幸運能和你攜手共度

432
00:23:06,163 --> 00:23:08,923
‪(薇樂莉:妹子
‪行程在收件匣裡,一路順風)

433
00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:11,723
‪寶貝,我有個很棒的主意

434
00:23:12,323 --> 00:23:15,283
‪要不要假裝我們是
‪在婚禮上邂逅的性感陌生人?

435
00:23:16,843 --> 00:23:18,083
‪我要去致詞了

436
00:23:21,723 --> 00:23:22,923
‪致詞

437
00:23:33,683 --> 00:23:34,523
‪妳可以的,莉維

438
00:23:38,603 --> 00:23:39,683
‪抱歉

439
00:23:43,203 --> 00:23:44,043
‪阿嘉...

440
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:50,043
‪你說得對,我是個自私鬼

441
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:56,443
‪但是天啊,我真高興看到你這麼開心

442
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,363
‪你是最棒的弟弟

443
00:23:59,363 --> 00:24:01,203
‪最棒的教練

444
00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:04,123
‪也是全天下最棒的閨蜜

445
00:24:05,003 --> 00:24:06,523
‪我愛你愛到核心裡

446
00:24:08,123 --> 00:24:09,003
‪-不錯吧?
‪-很會

447
00:24:09,003 --> 00:24:11,643
‪你們喝得還不夠多,明明就很好笑

448
00:24:14,923 --> 00:24:15,803
‪還有,媽...

449
00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:22,123
‪雖然妳經歷了那麼多事
‪妳一直是我們的基石

450
00:24:23,923 --> 00:24:25,443
‪是妳的毅力把我們團結在一起

451
00:24:25,443 --> 00:24:27,443
‪妳的愛讓我們更堅強

452
00:24:29,043 --> 00:24:30,883
‪謝謝妳當我們的氧氣

453
00:24:38,483 --> 00:24:40,123
‪我知道這是我們...

454
00:24:41,003 --> 00:24:43,363
‪我們家不太提起的

455
00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:46,443
‪但今天有一個人缺席了

456
00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:51,363
‪老爸

457
00:24:53,043 --> 00:24:55,203
‪你都說我們是超讚四人組

458
00:24:56,003 --> 00:24:57,723
‪你是大家的開心果

459
00:24:57,723 --> 00:25:01,323
‪是我們家的心臟

460
00:25:02,203 --> 00:25:06,923
‪我真希望你能在這裡和我們分享喜悅

461
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:09,043
‪他會以你為榮的,阿嘉

462
00:25:12,123 --> 00:25:13,243
‪抱歉

463
00:25:14,923 --> 00:25:16,243
‪還有,達伯特...

464
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,043
‪謝謝你愛我弟弟

465
00:25:20,043 --> 00:25:22,003
‪他真是三生有幸

466
00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:26,443
‪謝謝你買了那該死的醜燭台

467
00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,883
‪多虧有你,我們家又是四人組了

468
00:25:41,043 --> 00:25:42,723
‪敬阿嘉和達伯特

469
00:25:43,323 --> 00:25:44,963
‪阿嘉和達伯特

470
00:25:57,883 --> 00:26:00,003
‪我真以妳為榮

471
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,923
‪妳說得真感人

472
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,643
‪搞什麼?

473
00:26:10,123 --> 00:26:10,963
‪什麼?

474
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:20,483
‪好,這真的太怪了

475
00:26:20,483 --> 00:26:22,523
‪不,這太棒了

476
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:28,203
‪我的天啊

477
00:26:28,203 --> 00:26:29,323
‪察德?

478
00:26:40,803 --> 00:26:42,883
‪我想我們應該當朋友,莉維

479
00:26:42,883 --> 00:26:45,883
‪因為妳真的很健康

480
00:27:01,723 --> 00:27:03,283
‪(美國)

481
00:27:13,723 --> 00:27:14,563
‪靠

482
00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:28,363
‪妳可以的,莉維

483
00:27:28,363 --> 00:27:29,963
‪我的天啊!

484
00:27:29,963 --> 00:27:31,043
‪天啊!

485
00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:31,963
‪莉維?

486
00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:35,523
‪莉維,妳聽得到嗎?

487
00:27:36,043 --> 00:27:37,243
‪快叫救護車

488
00:28:38,123 --> 00:28:40,403
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