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‪你没事吧 希利小姐?

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‪你不会像上次那样晕倒吧?

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‪不会

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‪那是我的报告吗?

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‪对

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‪心理测试出乎意料地简单

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‪我以为他会问更多问题
‪但我很高兴他没继续深究

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‪根据专业人士的说法
‪我是个很健全的人

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‪希利小姐 你确定你没事吗?

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‪当然

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‪如果你有任何会妨碍

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‪你申请绿卡的症状

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‪你有法律义务告知我们

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‪我没事

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‪天啊 我通过了吗?

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‪希利小姐

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‪欢迎回到美利坚合众国

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‪-你是认真的吗?
‪-是的

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‪天啊 真的吗?查德

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‪美国!

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‪美国!

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‪你最棒了!这家伙啊!

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‪我要回家了!

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‪希利小姐!请你...

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‪-他们不在乎 抱歉
‪-别碰国旗

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‪这...天啊 都是你!

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‪你应该多拿点薪水

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‪谢谢你的服务!上帝保佑美国!

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‪好了

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‪美国!

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‪我为养生狂

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‪辛医生 你好

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‪我就顺路过来 给你这个

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‪我很不错的体检报告

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‪这或许能激励你的其他病人

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‪我就放在这里

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‪我想感谢你一直相信我

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‪我没有

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‪我百分百以为你会失败
‪可能还会进监狱

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‪或者你想让我这么想
‪这样我就会更加努力

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‪不是的

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‪我今晚就要飞走了

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‪但我希望我们能保持联系

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‪绝对不行 滚出我的办公室

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‪我们何不抓紧时间
‪做个子宫颈抹片检查

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‪顺便八卦一下我们的年少暗恋?

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‪不吗?好吧

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‪但说真的 谢谢你

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‪你也许没想这样 也没这个意思
‪但你改变了我的人生

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‪我真的很担心你

51
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‪-我也爱你
‪-我不是这个意思

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‪你或许通过了医疗检查
‪但你还有其他问题

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‪没事 我一回纽约就会没事了

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‪我会想念我们之间有趣的互动

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‪就是这样

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‪不 亮片很俗气
‪还是走齐本德尔风吧

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‪你好美啊 盖兹一定会喜欢的

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‪-你看起来像珍妮杰克逊
‪-对吧?

59
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‪蛋糕就要到了
‪甜点风暴行动一切顺利

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‪甜点?好俗气啊 谢谢你帮忙

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‪伙计们

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‪这里氦气足够把火箭射上月球了

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‪不客气

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‪太棒了 牡丹要送过来了

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‪都不应季你居然还能拿到

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‪我知道 他的婚礼准备就绪了

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‪-那你的航班呢?
‪-9点30分

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‪仪式结束后 我去交际一下

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‪我会发表一番最棒的讲话
‪让大家都感动落泪

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‪然后径直去机场

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‪-这是干什么?怎么了?
‪-是抗生素

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‪尿路感染区有点火辣辣的

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‪糟糕

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‪对 但很值得

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‪道格给了我前所未有的高潮

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‪那你不用客气了

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‪好了 走吧

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‪完美婚礼 我们搞定它吧

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‪盖兹 婚前健身效果拔群啊

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‪是啊 很好

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‪课上得挺好吧

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‪谢谢

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‪我也不想在你的大日子麻烦你

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‪你能来举腿器帮我做个动作吗?

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‪行 当然

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‪-太好了 谢谢
‪-嗯

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‪好

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‪这首歌献给盖兹和达伯特

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‪你不想要其他人

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‪你一想到达尔就会自我愉悦

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‪该死 抱歉

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‪你再也不会跟别人

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‪上床

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‪嗨!

95
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‪该进行切鸡鸡仪式了

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‪蛋糕 鸡鸡蛋糕

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‪-哇
‪-是啊

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‪哇 好吧

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‪我觉得怪怪的

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‪脱衣舞男有点过吗?我很喜欢 但...

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‪不 很好 这太好了

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‪我就是今天早上骑动感单车时
‪有点用力过猛了

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‪想靠骑车来缓解婚礼的紧张情绪吗?

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‪差不多吧

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‪您不用担心

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‪因为我安排了一整天的水疗放松

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‪让你和达尔为大日子做好准备

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‪大日?天啊 利维 那是你弟弟

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‪天啊 艾米 是“日子”
‪你是不是太执迷于性爱了?

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‪-我不能去
‪-为什么?

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‪我还要去取西服
‪安排送给宾客的小礼品

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‪还要去取花

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‪-我没时间
‪-都安排好了

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‪我听进去了 盖兹
‪再不是自私的利维了

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‪今天你才是重点 好吗?
‪我会做得很棒

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‪但你必须...

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‪感受氛围

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‪你再不会跟别人上床了

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‪别看我 看她 我的可食大麻起效了

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‪再无他人

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‪艾米?

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‪哇

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‪-我们可以坐下吗?
‪-好

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‪欢迎来到涅槃之巢 我叫格蕾塔

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‪我是你的放松导师
‪蓝绿藻含羞草?

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‪-好 好吗?好的
‪-好

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‪这个地方真不错

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‪别这么惊讶 我说我都安排好了

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‪-谢谢
‪-你好 我是来见我儿子的

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‪不 不用 谢谢

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‪等等 你邀请了妈妈?

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‪-我过敏
‪-你爱妈妈

133
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‪我可不想看你们俩拌嘴

134
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‪不 我们是成年人
‪我们可以客客气气的 好吗?

135
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‪今天都以你为重 看着

136
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‪-你好 洛琳 很高兴见到你
‪-这里味儿真重

137
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‪我的鼻孔像是要痉挛了

138
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‪准备好被捧上天了吗?
‪只剩五个小时了

139
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‪希利先生 请跟我去腌泡穴

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‪-去吧 盖兹
‪-好

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‪别脱内裤

142
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‪真的吗?

143
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‪你的背好恶心

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‪-恶心
‪-什么?

145
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‪比猫的屁眼还紧绷

146
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‪今天是我的婚礼 我的压力是挺大

147
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‪这也很正常吧?

148
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‪肌肉的负罪感好重 恶心

149
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‪-你真的不跟我说话吗?
‪-看到盖兹了吗?

150
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‪好吧 我们先度过这一天 明天再谈

151
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‪但告诉你 我不会道歉的

152
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‪你差点害我失去了
‪职业生涯中最重要的机会

153
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‪你比以前健康多了

154
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‪你将要参加你弟弟的婚礼

155
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‪你能别笑了吗?我还想吼你呢

156
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‪你能别再吼我了吗?你应该感谢我

157
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‪你精神错乱了吗?

158
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‪或许该送你去养老院了

159
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‪弄丢绿卡 是你经历的最好的事

160
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‪我没弄丢 是你偷的

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‪天啊!

162
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‪-别动
‪-我做不到!

163
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‪-我的天啊 别转了
‪-我做不到!

164
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‪好吧 你都伸进去了

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‪看吧?离小洞洞好近

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‪小洞洞?

167
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‪天啊!

168
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‪天啊

169
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‪这不代表我停止生你气了

170
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‪嘿 我们走吧

171
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‪我不想让她看上去像“新郎母亲”

172
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‪麻烦你把他弄得油光锃亮

173
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‪我要在他的脸上看到我的倒影 谢谢

174
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‪还有你 请修整我

175
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‪好 所有 人 我们对下手表

176
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‪离走红毯还有两小时

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‪我们得按时完成

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‪我一直在想

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‪-我做得对吗?
‪-什么?哦

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‪婚礼前有犹豫吗?这是不祥之兆

181
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‪他没有怀疑 他就是瞎想 是吧?

182
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‪我不确定

183
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‪在我记忆里 你一直都想结婚

184
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‪对 但...我们是不是太着急了?

185
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‪我怎么知道达伯特是我的真命天子

186
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‪或是我能不能做个好丈夫?

187
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‪你当然能做个好丈夫

188
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‪你们深爱彼此
‪达伯特也是个好小伙儿

189
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‪-利维说他很霸道
‪-什么时候?

190
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‪他不许我买那个大烛台的时候

191
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‪你还说我以前更有趣 比如跟赛...

192
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‪一些前男友在一起时

193
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‪我是说了 但我知道什么?

194
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‪这话说进我心里去了

195
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‪我做了件蠢事

196
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‪怎么了?亲爱的

197
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‪-花来了
‪-谢天谢地

198
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‪该死 那是什么?

199
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‪黑牡丹 非常勇敢的选择

200
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‪不 我订的不是黑牡...

201
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‪不 还真是

202
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‪好吧 这好像是我嗨到不行时点的

203
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‪黑花?死亡之兆

204
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‪我不能在婚礼上用死亡之花

205
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‪我仓库里还有一些粉百合

206
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‪我可以换掉 半小时 45分钟就够

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‪绝对不行 我们没时间了

208
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‪也许有时间 我得跟达伯特谈谈

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‪喂 你不需要跟达伯特谈

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‪你这只是婚前紧张

211
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‪这很正常 这是婚姻最常见问题吧?

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‪虽然我不想承认 但她说得对

213
00:10:52,763 --> 00:10:56,723
‪看 这不是死亡之花 挺好看的

214
00:10:56,723 --> 00:11:00,723
‪-发到网上会很棒的
‪-没错 #难忘的牡丹

215
00:11:03,003 --> 00:11:05,163
‪有一只鸽子状况不太好

216
00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:07,323
‪我们需要糖水 快点

217
00:11:07,323 --> 00:11:10,643
‪死鸽子?那是内疚和混乱之兆

218
00:11:10,643 --> 00:11:11,683
‪我要打给达伯特

219
00:11:11,683 --> 00:11:13,923
‪在婚礼前跟未婚夫谈话?预兆了...

220
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,963
‪滚边吧 黑暗女王
‪不是事事都预兆了什么

221
00:11:16,963 --> 00:11:21,043
‪你 冷静下来
‪我们只是遇到了一些麻烦

222
00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:24,203
‪-鸽子还没死呢
‪-天啊 鸽子发病了

223
00:11:24,763 --> 00:11:26,923
‪我有话需要说出来

224
00:11:26,923 --> 00:11:30,123
‪跟达伯特谈能让你感觉好些吗?

225
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,803
‪也许吧 是的

226
00:11:32,283 --> 00:11:35,323
‪我想是的 该死
‪我不能先跟他谈谈 就不能跟他结婚

227
00:11:35,323 --> 00:11:37,803
‪-好 我开车送你
‪-我们要去哪里?

228
00:11:37,803 --> 00:11:40,483
‪不 我们都安排好了的
‪你都没打扮好呢

229
00:11:42,283 --> 00:11:43,603
‪盖兹 盖兹 让开

230
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,643
‪-妈妈 钥匙给我
‪-喂

231
00:11:45,643 --> 00:11:48,243
‪-小心我的头发
‪-你到底怎么了?

232
00:11:48,243 --> 00:11:50,083
‪拜托 我们没这个时间了

233
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,363
‪大家都在等着你5点时走红毯

234
00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:56,923
‪大家肯定会理解的
‪我们可以推迟半小时

235
00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:58,683
‪绝对不行 不可能

236
00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:00,803
‪我把一切都安排得妥妥当当

237
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,203
‪这样我讲完话 还能赶上航班 走吧...

238
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:07,363
‪你今晚飞回去吗?

239
00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:11,643
‪对 节目发布会提前了

240
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:14,963
‪-你的绿卡呢?
‪-我新弄了一个

241
00:12:14,963 --> 00:12:17,123
‪你没有告诉我们?

242
00:12:17,123 --> 00:12:19,963
‪你打算什么都不说就离开吗?

243
00:12:19,963 --> 00:12:23,123
‪我不知道 妈妈
‪但我不想再让你有机会把它藏起来了

244
00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:25,363
‪原来都是为了这个吗?

245
00:12:26,003 --> 00:12:28,803
‪你并不真在乎让我拥有完美的婚礼

246
00:12:28,803 --> 00:12:30,883
‪你只在乎你的节目

247
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,963
‪-不 不是的
‪-我们失去了鸽子

248
00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:37,123
‪看来你要去参加葬礼了

249
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,723
‪看来婚车也是你嗨的时候订的?

250
00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:44,283
‪好吧 这真是个坏兆头

251
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:48,003
‪也许我们有几分钟时间
‪跟达伯特聊聊 走吧

252
00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:53,683
‪你看起来棒极了
‪你真是个天才 我都看呆了

253
00:12:54,763 --> 00:12:56,763
‪记得我们初次见面时吗?
‪你还是个半成品

254
00:12:56,763 --> 00:12:58,883
‪是啊 皱巴巴的毛毛虫

255
00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,963
‪等着破茧成社交蝶

256
00:13:00,963 --> 00:13:02,443
‪-我的天
‪-是啊

257
00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:06,323
‪但你现在就像装满可卡因的
‪伯金包一样性感

258
00:13:06,323 --> 00:13:07,243
‪真可爱

259
00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:11,083
‪好 敬现金支付 开放式居住

260
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,603
‪和真爱

261
00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:14,403
‪敬达伯特和盖兹

262
00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:17,523
‪-盖兹 搞什么?
‪-把他的头发遮起来

263
00:13:17,523 --> 00:13:20,003
‪女士们 新郎有点紧急情况

264
00:13:20,003 --> 00:13:22,643
‪我们有19分钟解决问题

265
00:13:22,643 --> 00:13:24,363
‪-麻烦你俩快点...
‪-你能不能别说了

266
00:13:24,363 --> 00:13:25,803
‪好吧

267
00:13:26,563 --> 00:13:29,203
‪达尔 我们能聊聊吗?

268
00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:31,563
‪你们几个小时后就要结婚了
‪待会再聊吧

269
00:13:31,563 --> 00:13:32,923
‪这很重要

270
00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:35,483
‪宝贝 没关系 我也很紧张

271
00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:36,843
‪看啊

272
00:13:36,843 --> 00:13:39,763
‪一切都好 这很正常 我们这就走

273
00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:41,003
‪我出轨了

274
00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:42,563
‪我的天 什么?

275
00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:46,163
‪-你个贱人
‪-盖兹!

276
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:48,563
‪好吧

277
00:13:49,603 --> 00:13:51,083
‪我们谈谈吧

278
00:13:58,723 --> 00:14:00,043
‪你欠我六块钱

279
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,003
‪听着 我不是喜欢塞巴斯蒂安

280
00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:09,283
‪我觉得困惑

281
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,523
‪我又是那样钻了牛角尖
‪然后就错上加错...

282
00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:13,123
‪别说了

283
00:14:13,723 --> 00:14:16,363
‪你为什么现在告诉我这些?

284
00:14:16,363 --> 00:14:19,923
‪因为我不想以谎言开始我们的生活

285
00:14:20,523 --> 00:14:22,643
‪我需要你知道那毫无意义

286
00:14:22,643 --> 00:14:25,403
‪我只是有些犹豫吧

287
00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:26,843
‪对我们吗?

288
00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:28,683
‪不是

289
00:14:31,123 --> 00:14:34,483
‪也许吧 对于婚礼 对于急着操办一切

290
00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:38,563
‪你包揽了一切决定
‪我好像只是个搭车的

291
00:14:38,563 --> 00:14:41,283
‪如果我不做决定
‪那就什么都做不了 盖兹

292
00:14:41,283 --> 00:14:45,243
‪-你知道自己是什么样的人
‪-对 我知道自己是什么样

293
00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:48,043
‪我知道那很蠢

294
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:51,003
‪我一和塞巴斯蒂安接吻
‪就知道自己犯下了大错

295
00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:53,643
‪因为你才是我想共度余生的人

296
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,963
‪但你要找到他才能想明白

297
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,203
‪对不起

298
00:14:57,203 --> 00:14:59,683
‪如果你不愿跟我沟通 对不起也没用

299
00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:06,003
‪真不敢相信盖兹会这样对达伯特

300
00:15:06,603 --> 00:15:08,683
‪我们又不知道具体情况

301
00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,723
‪也许没听起来那么糟

302
00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:12,603
‪你还为他找借口吗?

303
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:14,603
‪难怪他觉得自己的行为没问题

304
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:16,923
‪谢谢你 碧昂卡 但你少管闲事吧

305
00:15:16,923 --> 00:15:19,203
‪我是梅根 她才是碧昂加

306
00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:22,683
‪看看事实 达伯特就像一栋豪宅

307
00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:25,883
‪他是个越来越火的性感房地产经纪人

308
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,763
‪盖兹在健身房工作

309
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:30,883
‪你的名字假得不行

310
00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:32,723
‪能不能别装了

311
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:36,723
‪这简直是《娇气秀》里的闹剧

312
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:38,083
‪我好喜欢

313
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,403
‪我的治疗师让我避免冲突

314
00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:42,083
‪那个怎么会在那里?

315
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,843
‪达伯特买的 是给盖兹的惊喜

316
00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:48,163
‪那个无私的混蛋

317
00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:50,723
‪我毁了一切 是吗?

318
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,523
‪今天本该是我们成为一家人的日子

319
00:15:58,323 --> 00:15:59,363
‪还是可以的

320
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:02,083
‪达尔 你是我的真命天子

321
00:16:02,683 --> 00:16:06,363
‪我爱你 我今天真的很想跟你结婚

322
00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:10,323
‪你还愿意跟我结婚吗?

323
00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:25,483
‪达伯特没有家人吗?
‪为什么是她们做伴娘?

324
00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:28,003
‪他们穿的是什么?

325
00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:30,363
‪是啊 她看起来像是穿衣服时没开灯

326
00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:33,203
‪请起立

327
00:16:37,683 --> 00:16:39,443
‪你觉得我们该继续下去吗?

328
00:16:39,443 --> 00:16:43,123
‪-我觉得我们该说点什么
‪-闭嘴 奥利维亚 别闹笑话

329
00:16:49,683 --> 00:16:51,683
‪敢伤害达伯特 我们就杀了你

330
00:16:51,683 --> 00:16:54,203
‪再敢威胁我儿子 我就杀了你

331
00:16:54,203 --> 00:16:57,443
‪你被剥皮的枯骨永不会被发现

332
00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,563
‪她是个疯子

333
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,083
‪那么...同性之爱

334
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:21,963
‪艾米

335
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,323
‪我的时间表都乱套了
‪我都不能留下来跳舞了

336
00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:29,683
‪那你要错过我使出经典的派对舞步了

337
00:17:30,803 --> 00:17:32,043
‪我的天啊 快停下

338
00:17:33,403 --> 00:17:35,363
‪你对讲话的感觉如何?

339
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:37,723
‪我需要弥补过去39年来
‪给家人带来的失望

340
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,603
‪所以我绝不能搞砸

341
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:41,083
‪你不会搞砸的

342
00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:44,803
‪这可是我 我总把一切搞砸 记得吗?
‪这是我的专长

343
00:17:45,603 --> 00:17:47,643
‪妈妈和盖兹都气坏了

344
00:17:51,643 --> 00:17:54,323
‪我以为我还有更多时间

345
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,003
‪-这样离开感觉很不好
‪-艾米

346
00:17:58,523 --> 00:18:00,803
‪我们得在建议树上写点东西

347
00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:02,523
‪我有一堆想法

348
00:18:02,523 --> 00:18:04,003
‪你们记得写上

349
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,403
‪干翻天之后要记得撒尿

350
00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:07,923
‪-闭嘴 利维
‪-你好

351
00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:09,763
‪好建议

352
00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:15,203
‪我在想 也许你稍后可以
‪留支舞给我?

353
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:17,403
‪我可以跳给你看 但不行

354
00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:19,363
‪我得提早走 去赶飞机

355
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:23,443
‪-你今晚就去纽约?
‪-对

356
00:18:23,443 --> 00:18:27,523
‪我的日程安排得很紧
‪甚至没时间留下吃甜点

357
00:18:28,323 --> 00:18:29,163
‪好吧

358
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:33,683
‪那我们这就要道别了吧

359
00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:37,123
‪是的 我想是的

360
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:43,363
‪除非

361
00:18:43,883 --> 00:18:47,203
‪你终于要屈服于终极诱惑

362
00:18:52,723 --> 00:18:53,603
‪哇

363
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:55,723
‪真不错

364
00:19:01,843 --> 00:19:03,923
‪我很高兴我们终于能一起吃冰淇淋了

365
00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:07,083
‪味道有点...

366
00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:09,723
‪像燕麦腰果奶味儿

367
00:19:09,723 --> 00:19:10,683
‪对

368
00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:13,323
‪-但挺好的 我喜欢
‪-是很好

369
00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:14,283
‪嗯

370
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,683
‪我得说 回家这段日子不轻松

371
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:23,403
‪但遇见你不是最糟的部分

372
00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:29,123
‪嗯 我会想念你的

373
00:19:30,643 --> 00:19:32,163
‪当然 伙计 我很值得想念

374
00:19:40,323 --> 00:19:44,803
‪通常我们现在就该接吻了

375
00:19:45,323 --> 00:19:46,163
‪是啊

376
00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:49,563
‪对

377
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:54,683
‪等一下

378
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,603
‪好吧

379
00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:07,123
‪该死

380
00:20:08,563 --> 00:20:10,363
‪真希望我们在别的时候相识

381
00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:14,043
‪我知道

382
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,523
‪别看我了 吃你的冰淇淋

383
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:20,883
‪嗯

384
00:20:41,563 --> 00:20:42,603
‪嘿

385
00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:44,963
‪嘿

386
00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:47,483
‪想跳舞吗?

387
00:20:57,003 --> 00:21:01,243
‪你对此感到后悔吗?

388
00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:08,763
‪我知道你这人优柔寡断

389
00:21:09,963 --> 00:21:13,963
‪如果是选酒杯 这没什么

390
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,203
‪但对于我们的事

391
00:21:19,283 --> 00:21:20,563
‪我们的关系

392
00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,043
‪我需要你确定

393
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:27,163
‪达尔 我这辈子从没这么确定过

394
00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:31,083
‪如果再发生这种事

395
00:21:32,963 --> 00:21:34,363
‪你得来找我

396
00:21:35,723 --> 00:21:38,523
‪-我们得能沟通
‪-对 我知道

397
00:21:40,203 --> 00:21:41,643
‪这不是小事 盖兹

398
00:21:43,883 --> 00:21:46,363
‪-这本可能终结我们的关系
‪-我知道

399
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:49,163
‪达尔 相信我 我知道

400
00:21:52,003 --> 00:21:56,003
‪我发誓 我绝不会再做任何

401
00:21:56,003 --> 00:21:58,483
‪会危及我们的事

402
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:00,963
‪再不会了

403
00:22:02,683 --> 00:22:04,163
‪你就是我的生命

404
00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:13,723
‪我希望我没有毁了这一切

405
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:16,963
‪我太蠢了

406
00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:18,763
‪最完美的人生

407
00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:24,723
‪是由一辈子不完美的日子构成的

408
00:22:32,163 --> 00:22:36,363
‪能和你度过人生 我好幸运

409
00:23:06,163 --> 00:23:08,923
‪(瓦莱丽 妹子 你的行程发你了
‪一路顺风)

410
00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:11,723
‪宝贝 我有个好主意

411
00:23:12,323 --> 00:23:15,283
‪你想不想角色扮演
‪我们装作婚礼上性感的陌生人?

412
00:23:16,843 --> 00:23:18,083
‪我要讲话了

413
00:23:21,723 --> 00:23:22,923
‪讲话

414
00:23:33,683 --> 00:23:34,523
‪你可以的 利维

415
00:23:38,603 --> 00:23:39,683
‪抱歉

416
00:23:43,203 --> 00:23:44,043
‪盖兹

417
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:50,043
‪我是个自私的混蛋 你说得对

418
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:56,443
‪但我很高兴看到你这么开心

419
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,363
‪你是最好的弟弟

420
00:23:59,363 --> 00:24:01,203
‪最好的教练

421
00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:04,123
‪也是最好的朋友

422
00:24:05,003 --> 00:24:06,523
‪我核心地爱着你

423
00:24:08,123 --> 00:24:09,003
‪-是吗?
‪-不错

424
00:24:09,003 --> 00:24:11,643
‪你们该多喝点 那是个有趣的笑话

425
00:24:14,923 --> 00:24:15,803
‪妈妈

426
00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:22,123
‪尽管你经历了那么多
‪你一直是我们的主心骨

427
00:24:23,923 --> 00:24:27,443
‪你的坚强团结了我们
‪你的爱让我们变得强大

428
00:24:29,043 --> 00:24:30,883
‪谢谢你做我们的氧气

429
00:24:38,483 --> 00:24:43,363
‪我知道这件事我们家人不怎么喜欢谈

430
00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:46,443
‪但今天有人不能到场

431
00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:51,363
‪爸爸

432
00:24:53,043 --> 00:24:55,203
‪你总说我们是你的超赞四人组

433
00:24:56,003 --> 00:25:01,323
‪你曾是派对的中心 家庭的核心

434
00:25:02,203 --> 00:25:06,923
‪我真的好希望你也可以在场
‪跟我们共度此刻

435
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:09,043
‪他会为你骄傲的 盖兹

436
00:25:12,123 --> 00:25:13,243
‪抱歉

437
00:25:14,923 --> 00:25:16,243
‪还有达伯特

438
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,043
‪谢谢你爱我弟弟

439
00:25:20,043 --> 00:25:22,003
‪谢谢你给他应得的爱

440
00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:26,443
‪谢谢你买了那个丑得要死的大烛台

441
00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,883
‪因为你 我们家又是四个人了

442
00:25:41,043 --> 00:25:42,723
‪敬盖兹和达伯特

443
00:25:43,323 --> 00:25:44,963
‪盖兹和达伯特

444
00:25:57,883 --> 00:26:00,003
‪我真为你骄傲

445
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,923
‪说得很好

446
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,643
‪搞什么?

447
00:26:10,123 --> 00:26:10,963
‪什么?

448
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:20,483
‪好吧 这好奇怪

449
00:26:20,483 --> 00:26:22,523
‪不 这太棒了

450
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:28,203
‪我的天啊

451
00:26:28,203 --> 00:26:29,323
‪查德?

452
00:26:40,803 --> 00:26:42,883
‪我觉得我们该做朋友 利维

453
00:26:42,883 --> 00:26:45,883
‪因为你很健康

454
00:27:01,723 --> 00:27:03,283
‪(美国)

455
00:27:13,723 --> 00:27:14,563
‪该死

456
00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:28,363
‪你可以的 利维

457
00:27:28,363 --> 00:27:29,963
‪天啊!

458
00:27:29,963 --> 00:27:31,043
‪天啊

459
00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:31,963
‪利维?

460
00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:35,523
‪利维 你能听到吗?

461
00:27:36,043 --> 00:27:37,243
‪叫救护车

462
00:28:38,123 --> 00:28:40,403
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