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‪這是一個時代的結束

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‪25年一眨眼就過去了

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‪然而我差點就不想離開

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‪奧莉維亞

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‪和工作無關,而是...

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‪是一切

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‪全部

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‪不過,我們今天是來慶祝的

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‪-對
‪-沒錯

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‪我們是來為妳慶祝,妳快坐下

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‪時間很有意思,對吧?

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‪妳有一天開始去診所當櫃臺接待

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‪一轉眼,妳所有計畫都毀了

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‪妳的事業...被斬斷...

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‪這裡有口袋

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‪-總之...
‪-這些都無所謂

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‪妳還可以去灌腸

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‪或他媽的每天走個45萬步

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‪也可以把妳的外陰露給治療師看

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‪但這些都不重要

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‪因為人生中唯一可以確定的是...

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‪死亡,對吧?

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‪還是祝妳退休快樂,媽

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‪-靠
‪-奧莉維亞,妳真糟糕

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‪-不客氣
‪-坐下,妳這瘋子

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‪你才給我坐下

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‪我已經坐著了,豬頭

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‪-敬洛琳
‪-對,我們來敬洛琳

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‪敬洛琳

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‪-乾杯
‪-滾開

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‪敬健康

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‪養生狂女子

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‪(祝洛琳退休快樂!)

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‪-再給我一杯好嗎?
‪-沒問題

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‪洛琳說你要結婚了

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‪準備得怎麼樣了?

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‪我得了兩次皮蛇,所以還算順利

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‪那位幸運的小姐是誰?

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‪是我,是男人,因為我們是同性戀

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‪我最喜歡的病人也是

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‪他們每次性行為受傷都很有意思

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‪我有個病人

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‪跑來說他自己插了一根很...

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‪先...永遠別說

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‪我們該走了,明天還要去談外燴的事

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‪我不能,我有好幾個學員要接著上課

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‪阿嘉就是那麼健忘

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‪我們第一次見面
‪是他來申請租我的房子

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‪你們應該看看那張申請表
‪有一大半是空白的

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‪但我沉淪了,因為他的屁屁很可愛
‪我還是核准他了

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‪關我屁事

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‪抱歉,我們讓妳覺得無聊嗎?

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‪不會,這故事很甜蜜

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‪靠,不好意思

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‪天啊

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‪幹

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‪天啊

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‪莉維,妳為什麼要這樣對自己?

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‪妳原本不是好很多了?

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‪妳不能有兩個完美的孩子
‪媽,這樣太貪心了

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‪聽著,我知道現在狀況有點亂

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‪但只要妳讓自己保持健康
‪只有好處沒有壞處

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‪噢,莉維

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‪他媽的又是誰?

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‪薇樂莉,嗨,妳好

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‪莉維,我們得談談

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‪好

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‪-妳還在生我的氣,對吧?
‪-氣死了

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‪來,拿著,快走開

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‪怎樣...

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‪我看了妳寫卡蜜兒的那篇文章

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‪別太擔心,那真是一場災難

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‪那是妳這輩子最棒的決定

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‪等等,什麼?

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‪大家都在談論妳的文章,談論妳

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‪說妳有多好笑、多大膽、多真實

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‪妳做到了,莉維

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‪真的嗎?那太好了

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‪製作方的疑慮都沒了

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‪而且他們現在一副是他們早就想好

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‪要妳讓當節目的第三位評審

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‪妳星期二能到嗎?

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‪妳是說這個星期二?

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‪對,我要安排妳參加創意簡報

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‪我會把資料電郵給妳

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‪我要妳在開會前準備妥當

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‪我可以從澳洲遠距參加嗎?

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‪妳怎麼還在那裡?

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‪妳快給我滾回來!

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‪我知道,我家有些事要處理

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‪但節目推出時我一定會到場,我保證

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‪(美利堅合眾國)

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‪搞什麼?

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‪-妳害我尿到鞋子上了
‪-對不起,我真的不能在等了

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‪-我非回紐約不可
‪-這裡是男廁

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‪現在還用二分法區別男女
‪不覺得過時嗎?察德

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‪妳在這裡等了多久?

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‪夠久了

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‪我告訴你,我看到一些事

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‪聽到一些...也嗅到不少

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‪-反正...
‪-我要叫警衛了

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‪不要,等一下,察德

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‪我只想請你指派別的醫生給我

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‪-我不能回去找辛格醫生
‪-為什麼?

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‪因為她的臉不小心...

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‪被我的頭撞到

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‪-好,現在我真的叫警衛了
‪-不要

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‪聽我說,察德

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‪我得到一個翻轉事業的機會

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‪那是一輩子僅有的工作
‪我就差這麼一點

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‪關我什麼事?

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‪你還記得小時候嗎?

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‪你曾夢想過

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‪成為這麼高大、強壯

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‪領事館的人?

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‪其實我...

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‪一直夢想成為職業摔角手

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‪“法蘭基撕爛你的臉”

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‪我還有主題曲

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‪法蘭基撕爛你的臉...

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‪別擋在我面前...還有我的地盤
‪我是法蘭基撕爛你的臉

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‪好讚

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‪你還是可以圓夢

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‪要是我能幫你達成夢想

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‪我可以為你上山下海...

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‪-我的天啊
‪-我真的很抱歉

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‪察德...

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‪你瞭解夢想有多麼重要

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‪我的夢想就掌握在你手裡

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‪拜託再指派一個醫生給我

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‪事情不是這樣的

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‪對,其實更糟

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‪-找警衛來
‪-什麼?

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‪我覺得尺寸越來越小了

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‪-我們非去不可嗎?
‪-當然,是阿嘉的婚禮又不是莉維的

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‪我還是阿嘉的朋友

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‪-我的舊西裝不是很好嗎?
‪-不,你的舊西裝爛了

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‪你試這件看看

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‪真的假的?

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‪我們剛認識的時候,你打扮得很酷

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‪我們剛認識的時候,常做很多事

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‪好,現在就要?

143
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‪-妳常來這裡嗎?
‪-什麼?

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‪可以請妳喝杯酒嗎?
‪妳看來像是喜歡喝馬丁尼

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‪-什麼...這是在做什麼?
‪-我們在假裝剛認識

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‪在更衣室裡?這根本不合理

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‪-那是什麼口音?
‪-是柯林佛斯

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‪-你聽起來像掃煙囪的
‪-別想太多

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‪我的頭髮

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‪-抱歉
‪-沒關係,把這脫掉

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‪-不行,我穿了舊內衣,很醜
‪-我不介意

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‪-好吧
‪-來,轉過去

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‪-這是什麼...
‪-等等...

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‪-你自己先脫褲子
‪-好

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‪-好,我們都把褲子脫掉
‪-好

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‪-轉過去
‪-好

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‪好了

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‪天啊

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‪太噁心了

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‪抱歉,是我們有欠考慮

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‪聽著,你們在家裡怎麼做我管不了

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‪我不評斷你們的癖好

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‪但這是衛生問題

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‪我懂,好嗎?我是建築業的

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‪好喔,要是我跑到你的工地做愛呢?

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‪能讓我們走嗎?

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‪不行,兄弟,這是公然猥褻

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‪這是犯法的,警方正要過來

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‪咿哈!

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‪咿哈!

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‪加油,女孩!

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‪方塊步

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‪妳好啊,搭檔

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‪-搞什麼?
‪-天啊,這比我想的還難

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‪退後,不然我就去申請禁制令

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‪好吧

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‪我只想跟妳說對不起,好嗎?

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‪我真的很抱歉

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‪我想為這整件事道歉

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‪妳怎麼知道我會來練舞?

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‪因為我發揮驚人的記者才能

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‪還有追蹤妳的IG

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‪-對了,貓咪很可愛
‪-我的天啊

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‪我只想請妳簽核我的體檢

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‪然後我們從此分道揚鑣

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‪-去找別人做
‪-我沒辦法

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‪察德不肯派其他人給我

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‪我懂了,妳一直往這邊
‪我就一直往這邊

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‪妳簽個名就好
‪妳也知道是形式上的文件要求

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‪妳別再說了

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‪妳是我見過最自戀

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‪最自以為是的人

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‪妳是個自私的巨嬰

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‪所以妳不肯簽核我的體檢?

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‪一二三,給我趕快閃

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‪跟我走,走到大門口

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‪一直走...

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‪-嘿
‪-嘿

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‪你好,抱歉...

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‪-我們走吧?
‪-好

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‪好

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‪卡布奇諾

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‪我要...

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‪我只要酪梨和蛋,不要吐司
‪麻煩妳了

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‪-就這樣,謝了
‪-好的

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‪婚禮前不能碰醣類

207
00:09:56,603 --> 00:09:59,403
‪外表很辣,內心很慘
‪經典的雪梨婚姻

208
00:10:00,723 --> 00:10:02,363
‪我是開玩笑的

209
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,243
‪我很替你高興

210
00:10:04,243 --> 00:10:06,323
‪艾伯特看起來很貼心

211
00:10:07,723 --> 00:10:08,963
‪他叫艾伯特沒錯吧?

212
00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:11,683
‪聽起來像艾伯特,只是有個達

213
00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:15,083
‪-艾伯達?
‪-不對,是...

214
00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,763
‪-艾達特?艾達達?
‪-是達伯特

215
00:10:16,763 --> 00:10:18,323
‪-達...
‪-艾達特?艾...

216
00:10:18,323 --> 00:10:21,523
‪-不,是達伯特
‪-我覺得自己好像中風了

217
00:10:21,523 --> 00:10:24,363
‪有可能,他叫達伯特

218
00:10:25,643 --> 00:10:26,523
‪-酷
‪-好

219
00:10:27,163 --> 00:10:28,483
‪-謝謝
‪-謝謝

220
00:10:30,203 --> 00:10:31,883
‪-糟了
‪-沒事

221
00:10:32,523 --> 00:10:33,923
‪-抱歉
‪-沒什麼

222
00:10:40,803 --> 00:10:43,883
‪我...我很高興你聯絡我

223
00:10:43,883 --> 00:10:47,963
‪聽說你要結婚
‪但我不確定你會想跟我聯絡

224
00:10:48,483 --> 00:10:49,403
‪我...

225
00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:51,643
‪我不怪你,經過那些事

226
00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:53,083
‪你一定恨死我了

227
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,283
‪我恨死了

228
00:10:55,443 --> 00:10:56,563
‪但我現在沒事了

229
00:10:56,563 --> 00:10:58,763
‪都過去了

230
00:10:59,923 --> 00:11:00,803
‪對不起

231
00:11:02,043 --> 00:11:02,963
‪我配不上你

232
00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:05,003
‪我很高興

233
00:11:05,003 --> 00:11:07,123
‪你現在和達伯特一起

234
00:11:09,723 --> 00:11:12,283
‪所以...要結婚了

235
00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:14,643
‪你一定很興奮

236
00:11:14,643 --> 00:11:19,363
‪因為在我們交往之前
‪你就一心想結婚

237
00:11:19,363 --> 00:11:23,443
‪是啊,要找到對的人

238
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,123
‪畢竟我和達伯特,我們...

239
00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:31,163
‪順理成章的下一步
‪要全心投入,對吧?

240
00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:33,203
‪我怎麼知道

241
00:11:33,923 --> 00:11:35,883
‪要結婚的人是你,你說呢?

242
00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:38,403
‪對

243
00:11:40,843 --> 00:11:43,043
‪他們在...該怎麼說呢?

244
00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:44,243
‪在更衣室裡...

245
00:11:44,243 --> 00:11:46,043
‪這不就是妳想要的?

246
00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:48,003
‪在更衣室被抓?

247
00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:50,243
‪抱歉,媽
‪要請妳再多陪亞契一下

248
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,603
‪不,是做愛的事

249
00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:52,963
‪所以我應該感謝你

250
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,283
‪這幾個月來第一次主動?

251
00:11:55,283 --> 00:11:56,523
‪真是難為你了

252
00:11:56,523 --> 00:11:58,563
‪不,媽,亞契早就不吃肉了

253
00:11:58,563 --> 00:11:59,963
‪妳是什麼意思?

254
00:11:59,963 --> 00:12:01,403
‪我看過你打手槍

255
00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:02,603
‪不,不是說妳,媽

256
00:12:02,603 --> 00:12:04,003
‪我們聽得到你們說話

257
00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:10,403
‪告訴亞契那是豆腐,我們會盡快回家

258
00:12:11,803 --> 00:12:14,123
‪-你到底是怎麼了?
‪-我來告訴妳,我是怎麼了

259
00:12:14,123 --> 00:12:17,483
‪妳的閨蜜告訴全世界
‪“引擎發不動,妳上不了車”

260
00:12:17,483 --> 00:12:19,843
‪-我不想再聽到那句話了
‪-我也是

261
00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:22,043
‪但深植人心

262
00:12:22,043 --> 00:12:23,203
‪所以你看過了?

263
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:25,603
‪我看過了,全公司的人都看過了

264
00:12:25,603 --> 00:12:27,963
‪大家都知道我無法讓老婆在床上滿意

265
00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:29,683
‪不是所有人都看過

266
00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,243
‪《標準報》那篇文章?我看了

267
00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:33,243
‪寫得很棒

268
00:12:33,243 --> 00:12:35,163
‪對,我也看了

269
00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:39,403
‪天啊,妳就是那個閨蜜

270
00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:41,483
‪所以你就是...

271
00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:42,843
‪好慘

272
00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:45,243
‪所以你們才想在更衣室裡啪啪啪

273
00:12:45,243 --> 00:12:47,123
‪好,那現在怎麼辦?

274
00:12:47,123 --> 00:12:48,643
‪希望你們學到教訓了

275
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,683
‪那當然

276
00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:52,683
‪很好,因為我們會罰你們一千元

277
00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:55,603
‪你們還要做社區服務

278
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,763
‪當祂的孩子來到人間,祂告訴他們

279
00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:12,563
‪“答案就在這裡”

280
00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:14,243
‪“耶穌就是答案”

281
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:17,123
‪不,謝了,我需要實際的幫助

282
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,363
‪妳來對地方了

283
00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:26,723
‪妳今天想問什麼?

284
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,683
‪我得離開這個國家

285
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,203
‪如果有什麼鬼、幽靈

286
00:13:31,203 --> 00:13:33,603
‪或維京人之類的能幫我
‪那就太好了

287
00:13:33,603 --> 00:13:35,243
‪我們來問動物靈吧

288
00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:36,923
‪首先

289
00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,083
‪牡蠣

290
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,523
‪秘密守護者

291
00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,403
‪妳隱藏著內在寶藏

292
00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:43,923
‪對,我追求性

293
00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:47,483
‪第二,天鵝

294
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,403
‪優雅的力量,無盡的能量

295
00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:53,083
‪眾人欽羨,鮮少樹敵

296
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,963
‪天啊,真是太準了,謝謝

297
00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:57,243
‪最後

298
00:13:58,843 --> 00:13:59,883
‪水牛

299
00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:03,803
‪穩固、務實、隨時能度過難關

300
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,403
‪什麼意思?

301
00:14:06,163 --> 00:14:07,283
‪結果很清楚

302
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:10,723
‪穩固、優雅、滿足
‪妳已經在妳該歸屬的地方

303
00:14:10,723 --> 00:14:11,683
‪什麼?

304
00:14:12,363 --> 00:14:14,563
‪不...不對,就這樣嗎?

305
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:15,523
‪對

306
00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:17,443
‪我剛付了妳200元

307
00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:19,043
‪動物們都顯靈了

308
00:14:19,043 --> 00:14:21,003
‪況且我要帶孩子去做治療

309
00:14:21,003 --> 00:14:23,403
‪不行,妳要再算一次

310
00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:25,643
‪有沒有什麼

311
00:14:25,643 --> 00:14:28,403
‪坐飛機或紐約之類的?

312
00:14:28,403 --> 00:14:31,243
‪或是偽造美國文件?

313
00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:34,123
‪我是來找妳幫忙,我需要妳指點迷津

314
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,683
‪妳比我更需要這個

315
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,083
‪這是什麼?

316
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,763
‪是加了微劑量迷幻藥的茶

317
00:14:39,763 --> 00:14:42,003
‪我不是來這裡找樂子的,小姐

318
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:43,843
‪不,這能排解焦慮

319
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:46,683
‪讓妳頭腦清晰,解決問題

320
00:14:47,243 --> 00:14:49,163
‪我已經喝了好一陣子,效果...

321
00:14:50,883 --> 00:14:51,723
‪再來一杯,拜託

322
00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:54,763
‪這是微劑量,一杯就夠了

323
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,683
‪妳說能幫我解決問題

324
00:14:57,283 --> 00:15:00,483
‪我有99個問題
‪而迷幻藥不是其中之一

325
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,083
‪裝滿

326
00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:34,643
‪奧莉維亞?

327
00:15:35,843 --> 00:15:36,803
‪奧莉維亞?

328
00:15:38,363 --> 00:15:39,363
‪辛格醫生

329
00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:42,403
‪妳就差這麼一點

330
00:15:42,923 --> 00:15:45,443
‪妳走對方向了

331
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,203
‪哇

332
00:15:48,803 --> 00:15:51,523
‪這樣看著妳好辛苦

333
00:15:53,323 --> 00:15:56,803
‪告訴我該怎麼做才能回美國

334
00:15:56,803 --> 00:15:58,683
‪很簡單

335
00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:04,043
‪答案一直在妳面前盯著妳

336
00:16:05,243 --> 00:16:07,363
‪妳要做的是...

337
00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:12,203
‪什麼?

338
00:16:15,483 --> 00:16:17,763
‪不,等一下,別走,快回來

339
00:16:17,763 --> 00:16:18,923
‪天啊

340
00:16:19,483 --> 00:16:21,803
‪(依菲來電)

341
00:16:21,803 --> 00:16:22,803
‪依菲

342
00:16:24,163 --> 00:16:26,163
‪-莉維,妳在嗎?莉維?
‪-嘿

343
00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:27,763
‪-莉維
‪-親愛的

344
00:16:27,763 --> 00:16:30,163
‪-我需要妳幫忙,莉維
‪-好,深呼吸

345
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,283
‪出事了

346
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:35,043
‪親愛的,妳哭成這樣
‪我聽不清楚妳在說什麼

347
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,043
‪-妳在哪裡?
‪-我在月神樂園,莉維

348
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:38,203
‪妳聽我說,妳先...

349
00:16:38,203 --> 00:16:40,283
‪-妳快來救我
‪-妳待在這裡別動

350
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:44,763
‪我要打給妳媽
‪因為我現在真的不方便

351
00:16:44,763 --> 00:16:47,483
‪-不行,妳不能打給媽
‪-好,我不打給妳媽

352
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:49,963
‪等我過去就馬上打給妳,好吧?

353
00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:52,683
‪我靠

354
00:16:54,283 --> 00:16:55,723
‪我要找人幫忙

355
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:01,763
‪好,我吃你的吐司這件事
‪完全沒發生過

356
00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,923
‪-天啊,我好想念麵包
‪-看得出來

357
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,203
‪-是嗎?
‪-我很高興我們約了見面

358
00:17:06,203 --> 00:17:07,603
‪我希望我們能當朋友

359
00:17:07,603 --> 00:17:09,843
‪對,我也是這麼想的

360
00:17:10,883 --> 00:17:11,723
‪好

361
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,723
‪-再見,阿嘉
‪-再見,塞巴

362
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:34,003
‪該死

363
00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:54,043
‪依菲,我們到了,妳在哪裡?

364
00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:58,083
‪我不知道這是哪裡

365
00:18:01,243 --> 00:18:02,083
‪依菲?

366
00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:05,683
‪哇靠

367
00:18:07,843 --> 00:18:09,403
‪我想她的手機沒電了

368
00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:17,523
‪依菲,她長什麼樣子?

369
00:18:18,203 --> 00:18:19,043
‪好

370
00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:21,443
‪她有一張臉

371
00:18:22,283 --> 00:18:25,003
‪她有時會把頭髮綁起來

372
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,003
‪但有時候會放下來

373
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:30,683
‪而且她散發出超齡成熟的韻味

374
00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:33,323
‪但不會覺得她太早熟

375
00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:35,723
‪而是她的自我意識

376
00:18:36,243 --> 00:18:38,523
‪非常驚人

377
00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:41,003
‪非常強大

378
00:18:41,803 --> 00:18:43,363
‪有時候她會戴手錶

379
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:44,963
‪太好了

380
00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:48,643
‪-讓我看看妳的手機好嗎?
‪-好

381
00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:53,443
‪-這個...那就是她
‪-太好了,終於看到本尊

382
00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:54,883
‪-好
‪-好的

383
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,403
‪-我們走吧?
‪-好

384
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,003
‪好的

385
00:19:01,003 --> 00:19:03,123
‪好,她說她在鏡廳

386
00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:05,883
‪我們在這裡

387
00:19:06,643 --> 00:19:08,163
‪你也看到圖一直動嗎?

388
00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:12,923
‪我去售票處問問,看有沒有人見到她

389
00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:13,883
‪好

390
00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:15,603
‪天啊

391
00:19:18,763 --> 00:19:19,683
‪依菲?

392
00:19:37,483 --> 00:19:38,683
‪天啊

393
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,283
‪依菲?

394
00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:47,963
‪依菲?

395
00:19:48,443 --> 00:19:50,563
‪-哇
‪-真丟臉

396
00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:53,843
‪莉維,妳還在那裡做什麼?
‪我需要一個可靠的人

397
00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:55,403
‪妳到底還想不想要這份工作?

398
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,203
‪薇樂莉,聽我說
‪我已經盡力了,好嗎?

399
00:19:58,203 --> 00:20:00,083
‪真的,但我現在得找到依菲

400
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,563
‪-妳毀了一切
‪-才沒有

401
00:20:02,563 --> 00:20:03,963
‪妳根本自顧不暇

402
00:20:03,963 --> 00:20:05,723
‪更別說留下來參加妳弟弟的婚禮

403
00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:06,723
‪-爸?
‪-伊薇

404
00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:08,123
‪-依菲?
‪-爸?

405
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,803
‪奧莉維亞,妳都快40歲了

406
00:20:12,443 --> 00:20:14,723
‪看看妳這樣子

407
00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:16,683
‪嗑了藥跑來月神樂園

408
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,363
‪人生不是無止盡的痛苦,媽

409
00:20:19,363 --> 00:20:21,243
‪艾美最懂我了

410
00:20:21,243 --> 00:20:22,283
‪是嗎?

411
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:23,363
‪是的

412
00:20:23,363 --> 00:20:24,803
‪是我在找妳女兒

413
00:20:24,803 --> 00:20:26,923
‪我比妳更讓她信任

414
00:20:26,923 --> 00:20:28,443
‪但妳把這件事也搞砸了

415
00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:40,163
‪莉維?

416
00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:44,443
‪依菲?我來了

417
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:47,923
‪天啊

418
00:21:01,483 --> 00:21:03,003
‪艾美

419
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,483
‪等等,妳要去哪裡?

420
00:21:12,723 --> 00:21:14,083
‪-依菲
‪-莉維

421
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,203
‪天啊

422
00:21:18,203 --> 00:21:19,163
‪找到妳了

423
00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:23,003
‪-依菲
‪-依菲,這是我朋友艾薩克

424
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:25,803
‪來吧,我們送妳回家,好嗎?

425
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,323
‪妳還好吧?

426
00:21:32,683 --> 00:21:35,643
‪我認為一對夫妻
‪不記得上次何時做愛是個問題

427
00:21:35,643 --> 00:21:37,843
‪好,妳稱之為問題沒有幫助

428
00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:39,843
‪孩子都出去了,房子裡沒別人

429
00:21:39,843 --> 00:21:42,243
‪我們現在應該幹得昏天暗地才對

430
00:21:42,243 --> 00:21:43,923
‪我們到底怎麼了?

431
00:21:44,523 --> 00:21:46,643
‪-你有外遇?
‪-天啊

432
00:21:47,203 --> 00:21:48,763
‪我哪裡會有空?

433
00:21:48,763 --> 00:21:50,003
‪你覺得無聊?憂鬱?

434
00:21:50,003 --> 00:21:52,403
‪-艾美...
‪-你還覺得我有吸引力嗎?

435
00:21:52,403 --> 00:21:54,603
‪天啊,當然有,看看妳自己

436
00:21:55,203 --> 00:21:57,443
‪你也很吸引我,所以到底是怎麼了?

437
00:21:57,443 --> 00:21:59,883
‪妳能不能先把記者那一套放下來?

438
00:22:08,883 --> 00:22:10,883
‪也許莉維對我們的看法是對的

439
00:22:11,443 --> 00:22:13,243
‪也許我們最好的日子已經過去了

440
00:22:14,523 --> 00:22:16,123
‪我每天都這麼想

441
00:22:16,123 --> 00:22:17,243
‪你是說真的嗎?

442
00:22:17,243 --> 00:22:19,763
‪不是我們最美好的時光,而是...

443
00:22:21,003 --> 00:22:22,283
‪我最美好的時光

444
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:24,283
‪你到底在說什麼?

445
00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:27,443
‪我禿頭了

446
00:22:28,523 --> 00:22:30,043
‪-你才沒有
‪-我有

447
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:32,723
‪沒錯,我父母兩邊都有禿頭

448
00:22:32,723 --> 00:22:35,643
‪看,這個以前在這邊

449
00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:40,843
‪我覺得自己又老又噁心

450
00:22:42,123 --> 00:22:44,923
‪-道格,你這種感覺有多久了?
‪-妳挖到獨家新聞了

451
00:22:45,683 --> 00:22:47,043
‪我們別再說了,拜託?

452
00:22:50,963 --> 00:22:52,763
‪我每天早上都會發現新的白髮

453
00:22:52,763 --> 00:22:55,163
‪哪有?我從來沒看過

454
00:22:55,163 --> 00:22:56,843
‪因為都被我拔掉了

455
00:22:57,523 --> 00:22:58,723
‪我今天拔了12根

456
00:22:58,723 --> 00:23:00,163
‪有一根還是下面的

457
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:06,763
‪聽著,我們越來越老了
‪我們倆一起老

458
00:23:06,763 --> 00:23:08,283
‪不是什麼世界末日

459
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:10,203
‪你還是很性感

460
00:23:10,883 --> 00:23:13,203
‪其實,我覺得你沒頭髮會更性感

461
00:23:13,203 --> 00:23:15,003
‪少來,妳只是說說而已

462
00:23:15,003 --> 00:23:16,403
‪誰是我的性幻想偶像?

463
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,603
‪史丹利圖奇

464
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,723
‪我可以坐在他臉上
‪讓他把我調出一杯尼格羅尼

465
00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:26,643
‪那我何必多年來一直糾結

466
00:23:26,643 --> 00:23:28,883
‪要保住這愚蠢的頭髮?

467
00:23:29,723 --> 00:23:30,843
‪誰曉得

468
00:23:42,283 --> 00:23:43,123
‪好看嗎?

469
00:23:46,963 --> 00:23:47,923
‪你自己看

470
00:23:55,403 --> 00:23:56,683
‪妳長鬍子了

471
00:23:58,523 --> 00:24:01,123
‪幸好我的性幻想是芙烈達卡蘿

472
00:24:01,123 --> 00:24:03,883
‪原來你喜歡這一套?

473
00:24:05,843 --> 00:24:06,883
‪我就是喜歡,怎樣?

474
00:24:06,883 --> 00:24:08,283
‪繼續說

475
00:24:08,283 --> 00:24:11,323
‪我就是喜歡性感女郎

476
00:24:11,963 --> 00:24:14,163
‪有一臉鬍渣,怎樣?

477
00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:16,523
‪等我到了更年期

478
00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,763
‪可以省下荷爾蒙補充治療的錢

479
00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:23,243
‪等等,我有個想法

480
00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:24,603
‪什麼?

481
00:24:25,123 --> 00:24:26,763
‪只把頭皮剃光太可惜了

482
00:24:27,483 --> 00:24:28,963
‪妳這變態妹

483
00:24:34,763 --> 00:24:35,963
‪我們到了

484
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,003
‪要我陪妳走進去嗎?

485
00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:40,043
‪我還不想進去

486
00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,843
‪可以再等一下嗎?

487
00:24:41,843 --> 00:24:43,203
‪別這樣,親愛的

488
00:24:43,803 --> 00:24:45,443
‪跟我說,到底怎麼了?

489
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,323
‪他們把我丟在那裡,以為這樣很好笑

490
00:24:49,443 --> 00:24:51,243
‪等我出來,大家都走了

491
00:24:51,803 --> 00:24:54,843
‪好像這次出來玩就是為了整我

492
00:24:54,843 --> 00:24:57,523
‪妳好可憐,妳打給我是對的

493
00:24:57,523 --> 00:24:58,563
‪我就知道妳會懂

494
00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:02,123
‪好,我就當作是讚美吧

495
00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:04,723
‪天啊,對不起

496
00:25:04,723 --> 00:25:07,763
‪我知道妳現在很難過
‪但一定會變好的,我保證

497
00:25:09,443 --> 00:25:10,883
‪謝謝

498
00:25:10,883 --> 00:25:12,403
‪來,這給妳

499
00:25:12,403 --> 00:25:14,123
‪我說個故事給妳聽

500
00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:16,003
‪在我們學校裡

501
00:25:16,523 --> 00:25:18,723
‪有個女生有點怪

502
00:25:19,323 --> 00:25:21,243
‪沉迷於電子雞無法自拔

503
00:25:21,243 --> 00:25:23,403
‪從第一天就格格不入

504
00:25:23,403 --> 00:25:25,283
‪她聽起來像個魯蛇

505
00:25:25,883 --> 00:25:26,803
‪那個女生就是我

506
00:25:28,043 --> 00:25:28,883
‪對

507
00:25:29,603 --> 00:25:32,603
‪謝謝你喔
‪我們在講女生的話,好嗎?

508
00:25:32,603 --> 00:25:33,803
‪-抱歉
‪-好

509
00:25:33,803 --> 00:25:35,963
‪但妳知道嗎?她才不在乎

510
00:25:35,963 --> 00:25:38,803
‪在她人生最慘的一天

511
00:25:39,443 --> 00:25:41,803
‪她以為整個世界都完蛋了

512
00:25:42,283 --> 00:25:44,603
‪她和學校另一個怪胎成了朋友

513
00:25:44,603 --> 00:25:46,123
‪又一個魯蛇?

514
00:25:46,723 --> 00:25:47,643
‪那是妳媽

515
00:25:47,643 --> 00:25:49,283
‪絕對是魯蛇

516
00:25:49,283 --> 00:25:52,363
‪妳媽才不是魯蛇,依菲

517
00:25:52,363 --> 00:25:54,843
‪她所向無敵
‪妳知道她會扳倒政客嗎?

518
00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:58,123
‪她完全不會跳舞,這我就老實說了

519
00:25:58,843 --> 00:26:00,723
‪我就是喜歡她這一點

520
00:26:01,323 --> 00:26:03,523
‪我在人生最慘的一天遇到妳媽

521
00:26:04,883 --> 00:26:09,443
‪我以為我活不下去了

522
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,603
‪但是多年下來

523
00:26:12,603 --> 00:26:15,403
‪我越來越好,因為有她陪在我身邊

524
00:26:16,003 --> 00:26:18,003
‪好嗎?妳那些所謂的朋友

525
00:26:18,003 --> 00:26:19,003
‪不是真正懂妳的人

526
00:26:19,003 --> 00:26:21,323
‪我知道妳現在一定很難理解

527
00:26:21,323 --> 00:26:22,803
‪但現在知道對妳是好的

528
00:26:24,763 --> 00:26:27,963
‪妳會找到懂妳的人
‪只是需要一點時間

529
00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:29,563
‪就像妳找到媽一樣?

530
00:26:29,563 --> 00:26:30,603
‪對

531
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,963
‪妳們有彼此真是幸運

532
00:26:32,963 --> 00:26:36,123
‪妳們怎麼可能成為朋友?
‪妳們天差地別

533
00:26:39,443 --> 00:26:41,123
‪聽著,無論發生什麼事

534
00:26:41,123 --> 00:26:42,723
‪妳都可以打給我,好嗎?

535
00:26:42,723 --> 00:26:44,243
‪不管我在世界哪個角落

536
00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:45,923
‪在哪個時區都無所謂

537
00:26:45,923 --> 00:26:47,643
‪一通電話就能找到我,好嗎?

538
00:26:48,283 --> 00:26:49,203
‪好

539
00:26:49,803 --> 00:26:51,803
‪來吧,我們送妳進去

540
00:27:00,563 --> 00:27:03,123
‪-依菲,妳是怎麼...
‪-我不想說

541
00:27:04,443 --> 00:27:05,523
‪什麼?

542
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:09,243
‪聽我說,露比和她的朋友
‪邀依菲去月神樂園

543
00:27:09,243 --> 00:27:11,643
‪他們把她一個人丟下覺得很好玩

544
00:27:11,643 --> 00:27:13,723
‪反正青少年就是混蛋,報告完畢

545
00:27:13,723 --> 00:27:15,163
‪天啊,我...

546
00:27:15,163 --> 00:27:17,603
‪她今天心情很亂,不過應該沒事了

547
00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:18,843
‪她怎麼沒打給我?

548
00:27:18,843 --> 00:27:20,203
‪她不想讓妳太擔心

549
00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:21,683
‪我擔心死了

550
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:22,963
‪所以囉

551
00:27:26,323 --> 00:27:28,083
‪好,我要走了,艾薩克在等

552
00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,643
‪那個艾薩克?

553
00:27:30,323 --> 00:27:31,923
‪不好意思,妳臉上那個是陰毛?

554
00:27:32,843 --> 00:27:34,643
‪噢,那是...是道格的

555
00:27:34,643 --> 00:27:36,563
‪妳終於上了車,真好

556
00:27:42,523 --> 00:27:44,643
‪妳覺得如果我們現在才認識
‪會成為朋友嗎?

557
00:27:50,523 --> 00:27:53,203
‪-好,我知道了
‪-莉維...

558
00:28:14,763 --> 00:28:16,603
‪-小可愛,怎麼樣?
‪-嗨

559
00:28:17,123 --> 00:28:18,283
‪什麼?誰怎樣?

560
00:28:19,923 --> 00:28:22,283
‪你今天和學員們

561
00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:23,843
‪喔,對

562
00:28:23,843 --> 00:28:26,763
‪忙翻了,你不會想聽的

563
00:28:27,563 --> 00:28:30,683
‪-天啊,你的腦袋一定快炸了
‪-是啊

564
00:28:30,683 --> 00:28:32,083
‪-過來
‪-好

565
00:28:46,483 --> 00:28:48,043
‪-妳還好嗎?
‪-我沒事

566
00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:50,923
‪那個...

567
00:28:53,043 --> 00:28:54,403
‪我要向你自首

568
00:28:54,403 --> 00:28:55,843
‪好

569
00:28:56,443 --> 00:29:00,883
‪你一定想不到,我今天嗑藥了

570
00:29:00,883 --> 00:29:02,083
‪不會吧?

571
00:29:02,083 --> 00:29:03,963
‪你早就知道了?

572
00:29:04,763 --> 00:29:07,243
‪但我把你扯進來真的很抱歉

573
00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:09,883
‪對還在復原期的人一定很難受

574
00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:13,603
‪相信我,我沒立場批評誰

575
00:29:15,723 --> 00:29:17,603
‪看來我也是個自私鬼

576
00:29:19,643 --> 00:29:23,323
‪在我看來,妳今天救了一個年輕女孩

577
00:29:24,123 --> 00:29:25,523
‪我倒覺得妳還蠻無私的

578
00:29:26,123 --> 00:29:28,563
‪不是什麼凡事搞砸的人會做的事

579
00:29:31,443 --> 00:29:33,643
‪-你看了我的文章
‪-對

580
00:29:34,683 --> 00:29:35,643
‪謝謝

581
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:44,843
‪我真的很想好好謝謝你
‪今天這麼幫我

582
00:29:46,683 --> 00:29:48,163
‪有時間吃冰淇淋嗎?

583
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,163
‪其實我要去參加聚會

584
00:29:51,163 --> 00:29:52,843
‪我加入《龍與地下城》社團

585
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:56,403
‪天啊,我是開玩笑的

586
00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:57,763
‪天啊

587
00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:59,403
‪就是匿名戒毒者互助會

588
00:30:00,523 --> 00:30:01,483
‪但妳知道嗎?

589
00:30:02,203 --> 00:30:03,163
‪妳可以欠我一次

590
00:30:05,243 --> 00:30:06,123
‪就這麼辦

591
00:30:35,963 --> 00:30:38,083
‪-拉著妳的舞伴,一、二、三
‪-別跳了

592
00:30:40,163 --> 00:30:42,443
‪妳今天難得預約了

593
00:30:42,443 --> 00:30:45,323
‪但我先聲明,我有警衛快撥鍵

594
00:30:45,323 --> 00:30:47,323
‪好,聽我說,我搞砸了

595
00:30:47,323 --> 00:30:51,443
‪但我是成人了,我知道當一個成人

596
00:30:51,443 --> 00:30:54,963
‪要懂得承擔和負責

597
00:30:54,963 --> 00:30:56,563
‪所以我有東西要送妳

598
00:30:57,643 --> 00:31:00,323
‪我真的很抱歉

599
00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:03,523
‪喔,是藍光碟

600
00:31:03,523 --> 00:31:04,523
‪(《心靈捕手》)

601
00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:06,083
‪我說過這電影很好看

602
00:31:08,883 --> 00:31:11,483
‪好吧,我幫妳簽體檢單

603
00:31:11,483 --> 00:31:12,723
‪天啊,真的嗎?

604
00:31:12,723 --> 00:31:14,483
‪-有一個條件
‪-是什麼?

605
00:31:14,483 --> 00:31:16,363
‪妳要先通過領事館核准的

606
00:31:16,363 --> 00:31:18,963
‪心理醫師的精神評估

607
00:31:18,963 --> 00:31:21,043
‪我不是要刁難妳

608
00:31:21,043 --> 00:31:24,003
‪但我要確定妳精神沒問題
‪才能幫妳簽核

609
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:25,803
‪妳覺得我精神不穩定?

610
00:31:25,803 --> 00:31:28,803
‪-妳確實以肢體攻擊醫生
‪-我是不小心的

611
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,083
‪然後又跟蹤她

612
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:31,883
‪說跟蹤太言重了

613
00:31:31,883 --> 00:31:34,923
‪妳為了找美國領事館的員工

614
00:31:34,923 --> 00:31:36,043
‪還一路跟進男廁去

615
00:31:36,043 --> 00:31:38,083
‪好,妳跟察德談過了

616
00:31:38,683 --> 00:31:41,283
‪妳只要通過精神評估
‪我就簽准妳的體檢

617
00:31:41,923 --> 00:31:44,003
‪我們就永遠不必再見面

618
00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:58,523
‪這是什麼?

619
00:31:59,683 --> 00:32:00,883
‪只是想說妳會想喝杯茶

620
00:32:07,563 --> 00:32:09,363
‪天啊

621
00:32:11,923 --> 00:32:12,803
‪莉維?

622
00:32:12,803 --> 00:32:14,243
‪我在這裡

623
00:32:16,163 --> 00:32:17,643
‪妳在裡面做什麼?

624
00:32:19,243 --> 00:32:22,123
‪妳不是要我整理舞衣?

625
00:32:22,123 --> 00:32:23,363
‪我的天啊

626
00:32:23,363 --> 00:32:24,923
‪我是怎麼把全身塞進去的?

627
00:32:24,923 --> 00:32:26,563
‪拿來當髮圈都很困難

628
00:32:26,563 --> 00:32:27,523
‪幹

629
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:41,923
‪我的綠卡?

630
00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:46,603
‪搞什麼鬼?

631
00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:48,363
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