1 00:00:12,963 --> 00:00:14,163 ‪这是一个时代的结束 2 00:00:14,163 --> 00:00:16,723 ‪那25年犹如白驹过隙 3 00:00:17,483 --> 00:00:22,123 ‪现在 我几乎不想离开 4 00:00:23,283 --> 00:00:24,563 ‪奥利维亚 5 00:00:24,563 --> 00:00:27,283 ‪这不仅是工作 而是... 6 00:00:27,283 --> 00:00:29,283 ‪是一切 7 00:00:29,283 --> 00:00:31,043 ‪一切 8 00:00:31,603 --> 00:00:33,883 ‪但这可是庆祝 9 00:00:33,883 --> 00:00:35,283 ‪-是啊 ‪-是的 10 00:00:35,283 --> 00:00:38,163 ‪是在庆祝你 你坐下吧 11 00:00:38,843 --> 00:00:41,403 ‪时间多有意思 12 00:00:41,403 --> 00:00:45,563 ‪前一天 你才刚成为诊所接待员 13 00:00:45,563 --> 00:00:48,483 ‪紧接着 你的计划就都泡汤了 14 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:51,563 ‪你的职业提前结束了 15 00:00:51,563 --> 00:00:52,603 ‪这衣服还有兜 16 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:55,323 ‪-总之... ‪-这不重要 17 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:57,363 ‪你可以去清洗肠子 18 00:00:57,363 --> 00:01:01,683 ‪你可以每天走45万步 19 00:01:01,683 --> 00:01:04,883 ‪你可以把外阴暴露给你的治疗师 20 00:01:04,883 --> 00:01:06,523 ‪一切都不重要 21 00:01:06,523 --> 00:01:10,203 ‪因为生活里唯一能保证的 22 00:01:13,043 --> 00:01:14,563 ‪就是死亡 对吧? 23 00:01:15,083 --> 00:01:17,163 ‪但退休开心 妈妈 24 00:01:17,843 --> 00:01:20,203 ‪-该死 ‪-奥利维亚 你说得糟透了 25 00:01:20,203 --> 00:01:22,203 ‪-不客气 ‪-坐下 疯子 26 00:01:22,203 --> 00:01:24,803 ‪-你坐下 ‪-我坐着呢 笨蛋 27 00:01:24,803 --> 00:01:27,523 ‪-敬洛瑞 ‪-说得好 敬洛瑞 28 00:01:27,523 --> 00:01:28,563 ‪敬洛瑞 29 00:01:29,883 --> 00:01:31,603 ‪-干杯 ‪-滚开 30 00:01:32,603 --> 00:01:33,603 ‪敬健康 31 00:01:39,363 --> 00:01:40,963 ‪我为养生狂 32 00:01:40,963 --> 00:01:42,243 ‪(退休开心 洛瑞!) 33 00:01:45,843 --> 00:01:47,923 ‪-可以再给我一杯吗? ‪-当然 34 00:01:48,643 --> 00:01:51,163 ‪洛瑞告诉我你要结婚了 35 00:01:51,163 --> 00:01:53,123 ‪准备得怎么样了? 36 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:58,323 ‪我出了两次带状疱疹 看来是不错 37 00:01:58,323 --> 00:02:00,003 ‪那位幸运女士是谁? 38 00:02:00,643 --> 00:02:03,963 ‪是我 是个男人 因为我们是同性恋 39 00:02:05,123 --> 00:02:07,043 ‪我最喜欢的病人也是 40 00:02:07,563 --> 00:02:10,843 ‪他们总出现最有趣的性伤势 41 00:02:10,843 --> 00:02:14,843 ‪我有个病人因为插了... 42 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,723 ‪永远别再提起了 43 00:02:18,403 --> 00:02:21,083 ‪我们快点走吧 ‪明天还要见酒席承办人 44 00:02:22,803 --> 00:02:25,803 ‪不行 我安排了很多客户 45 00:02:26,683 --> 00:02:28,523 ‪盖兹总是那么健忘 46 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:32,043 ‪我们第一次见面时 ‪他申请了我的租赁车 47 00:02:32,043 --> 00:02:35,203 ‪他的申请表一半是空白 48 00:02:35,763 --> 00:02:39,003 ‪但他的屁股很翘 而我就吃这套 ‪我还是让他租了 49 00:02:39,603 --> 00:02:41,043 ‪真是太棒了 50 00:02:41,643 --> 00:02:43,123 ‪对不起 我们让你无聊了吗? 51 00:02:43,123 --> 00:02:45,923 ‪不是 这故事很温馨 52 00:02:48,323 --> 00:02:49,763 ‪该死 不好意思 53 00:02:52,403 --> 00:02:53,363 ‪天啊 54 00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:55,443 ‪该死 55 00:02:56,923 --> 00:02:58,043 ‪天啊 56 00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:05,923 ‪利维 你为什么这么糟蹋自己? 57 00:03:05,923 --> 00:03:08,203 ‪你的进展那么好 58 00:03:08,203 --> 00:03:10,843 ‪你不能有两个完美的孩子 ‪那太贪心了 59 00:03:10,843 --> 00:03:14,803 ‪听着 我知道现在的情况有点麻烦 60 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:18,043 ‪但如果你保持健康 只会对你有益 61 00:03:18,883 --> 00:03:20,883 ‪哦 利维 62 00:03:21,403 --> 00:03:23,123 ‪是谁啊? 63 00:03:24,283 --> 00:03:26,283 ‪瓦莱丽 嗨 你好 64 00:03:26,283 --> 00:03:28,483 ‪利维 我们得谈谈 65 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:29,403 ‪好 66 00:03:30,003 --> 00:03:32,243 ‪-你还在生我的气吧? ‪-气坏了 67 00:03:32,243 --> 00:03:34,563 ‪拿着 走开 走 68 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:36,003 ‪怎么... 69 00:03:36,003 --> 00:03:37,883 ‪我读了你写的卡蜜尔的报道 70 00:03:37,883 --> 00:03:42,363 ‪别去想了 简直是灾难 71 00:03:42,363 --> 00:03:45,363 ‪那是你人生中最棒的决定 72 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:47,283 ‪等等 什么? 73 00:03:47,283 --> 00:03:50,123 ‪大家都在谈论你的文章 74 00:03:50,123 --> 00:03:53,763 ‪谈论你多幽默 多大胆 多真实 75 00:03:54,363 --> 00:03:55,683 ‪你成功了 利维 76 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,043 ‪真的吗?太好了 77 00:03:59,043 --> 00:04:02,123 ‪制作人的一切顾虑都消失了 78 00:04:02,123 --> 00:04:04,243 ‪他们现在还装作请你做 79 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:06,363 ‪节目的第三位评委是他们的主意 80 00:04:06,363 --> 00:04:07,603 ‪你周二能回来吗? 81 00:04:08,203 --> 00:04:10,403 ‪这周二吗? 82 00:04:10,403 --> 00:04:13,523 ‪我得让你看看创意简报 83 00:04:13,523 --> 00:04:15,083 ‪我会把资料发邮件给你 84 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:17,843 ‪见面之前 你要把它烂熟于心 85 00:04:19,443 --> 00:04:22,923 ‪我可以从澳大利亚连线吗? 86 00:04:22,923 --> 00:04:24,443 ‪你怎么还在那里? 87 00:04:24,443 --> 00:04:27,123 ‪快给我滚过来 88 00:04:27,123 --> 00:04:29,643 ‪我知道 我还有些家事要处理 89 00:04:29,643 --> 00:04:33,203 ‪但发布时我肯定会到 90 00:04:35,283 --> 00:04:36,403 ‪(美利坚合众国) 91 00:04:41,603 --> 00:04:43,683 ‪搞什么? 92 00:04:44,203 --> 00:04:46,923 ‪-我尿到鞋上了 ‪-对不起 我等不及了 93 00:04:46,923 --> 00:04:49,443 ‪-我必须回纽约 ‪-这是男厕 94 00:04:50,043 --> 00:04:52,723 ‪但性别不是过时的二元概念吗 ‪查德?拜托 95 00:04:52,723 --> 00:04:55,123 ‪你在这里等了多久? 96 00:04:55,123 --> 00:04:58,363 ‪够久了 告诉你 我看到了 97 00:04:58,363 --> 00:05:00,843 ‪听到了 还闻到了 98 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,723 ‪-总之... ‪-我要叫保安了 99 00:05:02,723 --> 00:05:06,283 ‪不 等等 查德 我只需要你 ‪把我指派给另一位医生 100 00:05:06,283 --> 00:05:08,283 ‪-我不能再去找辛格医生 ‪-为什么不? 101 00:05:08,283 --> 00:05:13,843 ‪因为 她不小心被我的头撞到了脸 102 00:05:14,763 --> 00:05:16,723 ‪-好吧 这下我真要叫保安了 ‪-不 103 00:05:16,723 --> 00:05:18,603 ‪嘿 听我说 查德 104 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:23,723 ‪我得到了一次能决定事业的机会 105 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:27,563 ‪千载难逢的工作 我就差一点了 106 00:05:27,563 --> 00:05:28,843 ‪我凭什么要在乎? 107 00:05:29,923 --> 00:05:31,963 ‪还记得你小时候吗? 108 00:05:32,683 --> 00:05:37,283 ‪你梦想成为一个重要又厉害的 109 00:05:38,243 --> 00:05:39,563 ‪领事馆人员? 110 00:05:40,683 --> 00:05:41,723 ‪其实 我... 111 00:05:43,403 --> 00:05:45,843 ‪我一直梦想成为职业摔跤手 112 00:05:46,523 --> 00:05:47,723 ‪撕你老脸弗兰基 113 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:50,043 ‪我还有主题曲 114 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:53,163 ‪撕你老脸弗兰基 ‪撕你老脸弗兰基 115 00:05:53,163 --> 00:05:57,203 ‪给我靠边站 ‪不然撕你老脸 我是弗兰基 116 00:05:57,203 --> 00:05:58,123 ‪好啊 117 00:05:58,123 --> 00:06:01,003 ‪你还是可以做到的 118 00:06:01,003 --> 00:06:04,043 ‪如果我能帮你得到梦想工作 119 00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:06,283 ‪我绝对会不惜一切 120 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:09,603 ‪-天啊 ‪-我很抱歉 121 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,523 ‪查德... 122 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:14,203 ‪你明白梦想的重要性 123 00:06:14,203 --> 00:06:16,923 ‪我的梦想就握在你手里 124 00:06:16,923 --> 00:06:20,523 ‪求你给我换个医生吧 125 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,683 ‪不是你想的那样 126 00:06:24,683 --> 00:06:27,443 ‪是啊 比你想的还糟 127 00:06:27,443 --> 00:06:29,723 ‪-联系保安 ‪-什么? 128 00:06:33,203 --> 00:06:35,003 ‪我觉得尺寸越来越小了 129 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,723 ‪-我们一定要去吗? ‪-这是盖兹的婚礼 不是利维的 130 00:06:38,723 --> 00:06:40,083 ‪我还是盖兹的朋友 131 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:43,203 ‪-我的旧西装不行吗? ‪-不行 你的旧西装很脏 132 00:06:44,283 --> 00:06:45,723 ‪你试试这个吧? 133 00:06:47,723 --> 00:06:48,843 ‪真的吗? 134 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:51,003 ‪我们刚认识时 你穿得很潮 135 00:06:52,043 --> 00:06:53,803 ‪我们刚认识时 还做很多事呢 136 00:07:01,803 --> 00:07:02,763 ‪好吧 现在吗? 137 00:07:02,763 --> 00:07:04,643 ‪-你常来这里吗? ‪-什么? 138 00:07:04,643 --> 00:07:07,643 ‪可以请你喝一杯吗? ‪你看起来喜欢马丁尼 139 00:07:07,643 --> 00:07:11,043 ‪-我们这是在干什么? ‪-假装我们刚认识 140 00:07:12,603 --> 00:07:15,123 ‪在更衣室里?这根本说不通 141 00:07:15,123 --> 00:07:17,483 ‪-这是什么口音? ‪-我是科林费斯 142 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:20,403 ‪-你听起来像扫烟囱的 ‪-别想太多 143 00:07:21,523 --> 00:07:22,483 ‪我的头发 144 00:07:23,523 --> 00:07:25,603 ‪-抱歉 好吧 ‪-没关系 快脱掉 145 00:07:25,603 --> 00:07:27,803 ‪-不 我穿的是旧胸罩 很恶心 ‪-我不介意 146 00:07:27,803 --> 00:07:29,163 ‪-好 ‪-好 转过去 147 00:07:29,163 --> 00:07:30,483 ‪-这是什么 ‪-等等 148 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,523 ‪-你脱掉裤子 ‪-好 149 00:07:32,523 --> 00:07:34,883 ‪-好 我们都脱裤子 ‪-好 150 00:07:34,883 --> 00:07:36,443 ‪-转过去 ‪-好 151 00:07:36,443 --> 00:07:37,803 ‪好吧 152 00:07:38,683 --> 00:07:39,723 ‪我的天 153 00:07:40,803 --> 00:07:41,843 ‪太恶心了 154 00:07:42,523 --> 00:07:43,643 ‪抱歉 我们没多想 155 00:07:43,643 --> 00:07:46,203 ‪听着 你在自己家里做什么 ‪是你们的事 156 00:07:46,203 --> 00:07:49,963 ‪我不想随便评判 ‪但在这里就是职业健康安全问题了 157 00:07:49,963 --> 00:07:52,163 ‪我懂的 我是建筑工人 158 00:07:52,163 --> 00:07:55,403 ‪好吧 ‪如果我去你工作地点做爱呢 兄弟? 159 00:07:57,683 --> 00:07:58,723 ‪我们能走了吗? 160 00:07:58,723 --> 00:08:01,203 ‪不行 兄弟 公共场所行为不检 161 00:08:01,203 --> 00:08:03,723 ‪这是罪行 警察就来了 162 00:08:06,003 --> 00:08:07,403 ‪咿哈! 163 00:08:10,203 --> 00:08:11,683 ‪咿哈! 164 00:08:11,683 --> 00:08:12,803 ‪来吧 姑娘 165 00:08:14,923 --> 00:08:16,403 ‪嘟嘟 166 00:08:16,403 --> 00:08:17,643 ‪搭档 你好啊 167 00:08:18,643 --> 00:08:21,043 ‪-搞什么? ‪-天啊 这比我想的要难 168 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:24,123 ‪好吧 退后 不然我要出示限制令了 169 00:08:24,123 --> 00:08:25,363 ‪好吧 170 00:08:25,363 --> 00:08:28,523 ‪我只想说句对不起 好吗? 171 00:08:29,123 --> 00:08:32,683 ‪真的 我想为整件事道歉 172 00:08:32,683 --> 00:08:34,563 ‪你怎么知道我会来这儿? 173 00:08:34,563 --> 00:08:37,563 ‪我动用了我惊人的记者能力 174 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,643 ‪还跟踪了你的照片墙 175 00:08:39,643 --> 00:08:41,723 ‪-猫咪好可爱 ‪-我的天啊 176 00:08:42,963 --> 00:08:46,603 ‪我就需要你签我的医疗证明 177 00:08:46,603 --> 00:08:48,963 ‪我们就再也不用相见了 178 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:52,043 ‪-我叫你找别人去做 ‪-我不能 179 00:08:52,043 --> 00:08:54,643 ‪查德不肯给我分配别人 180 00:08:54,643 --> 00:08:57,523 ‪你总往那边走 我总往这边走 181 00:08:57,523 --> 00:09:00,963 ‪求你 签字吧 ‪你知道这只是官僚主义的手续 182 00:09:00,963 --> 00:09:03,603 ‪别说了 183 00:09:03,603 --> 00:09:07,003 ‪你是我见过的最自我为中心 184 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:10,083 ‪自以为是的人 185 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,883 ‪你是个自私的孩子 186 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,243 ‪所以你不肯给我签字咯? 187 00:09:14,923 --> 00:09:17,003 ‪离我远一点 188 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:23,603 ‪我们走 出门去 189 00:09:23,603 --> 00:09:24,843 ‪一路... 190 00:09:33,523 --> 00:09:34,363 ‪-嘿 ‪-嘿 191 00:09:34,363 --> 00:09:36,603 ‪抱歉 嗯... 192 00:09:37,763 --> 00:09:39,003 ‪-我们走吗? ‪-好 193 00:09:39,003 --> 00:09:39,963 ‪好 194 00:09:42,283 --> 00:09:43,203 ‪卡布奇诺 195 00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:47,203 ‪可以给我 196 00:09:47,203 --> 00:09:50,923 ‪牛油果和鸡蛋 不要吐司吗? 197 00:09:51,563 --> 00:09:52,843 ‪-酷 谢谢 ‪-好吧 198 00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:56,003 ‪婚礼日前不能吃糖 199 00:09:56,603 --> 00:09:59,403 ‪外表性感 内心凄惨 典型的悉尼婚礼 200 00:10:00,723 --> 00:10:02,363 ‪我开玩笑的 201 00:10:03,443 --> 00:10:06,323 ‪我为你高兴 阿尔伯特看起来很不错 202 00:10:07,723 --> 00:10:08,963 ‪他是叫阿尔伯特吗? 203 00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:11,683 ‪类似阿尔伯特 但是有达 204 00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:15,083 ‪-阿尔伯达吗? ‪-不 205 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,763 ‪-阿尔达特? ‪-达伯特 206 00:10:16,763 --> 00:10:18,323 ‪-达... ‪-阿达特? 207 00:10:18,323 --> 00:10:21,523 ‪-不 是达伯特 ‪-好吧 我像是中风了 208 00:10:21,523 --> 00:10:24,363 ‪也许是的 是达伯特 209 00:10:25,643 --> 00:10:26,523 ‪-酷 ‪-嗯 210 00:10:27,163 --> 00:10:28,483 ‪-谢谢 ‪-谢谢 211 00:10:30,203 --> 00:10:31,883 ‪-该死 ‪-不 212 00:10:32,523 --> 00:10:33,923 ‪-抱歉 ‪-没事 213 00:10:40,803 --> 00:10:43,883 ‪我很高兴你能联系我 214 00:10:43,883 --> 00:10:47,963 ‪我听说时 我不知道 ‪你是不是希望我联系你 215 00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:53,083 ‪发生了那些事 如果你恨我 ‪我也不怪你 216 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,283 ‪我是恨你 217 00:10:55,443 --> 00:10:58,763 ‪但我现在没事了 我们没事了 218 00:10:59,923 --> 00:11:00,803 ‪对不起 219 00:11:02,043 --> 00:11:02,963 ‪你值得拥有更好的 220 00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:07,123 ‪我很高兴你在达伯特那里 ‪找到了更好的 221 00:11:09,723 --> 00:11:12,283 ‪那么...结婚 222 00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:14,643 ‪你一定很兴奋 223 00:11:14,643 --> 00:11:19,363 ‪因为在我们开始交往之前 ‪你就特别想结婚 224 00:11:19,363 --> 00:11:23,443 ‪是啊 但要跟对的人嘛 225 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,123 ‪达伯特和我 我们... 226 00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:31,163 ‪这是合理的下一步 ‪你得做出承诺 是吧? 227 00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:33,203 ‪我不知道 228 00:11:33,923 --> 00:11:35,883 ‪要结婚的人是你 你说呢 229 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:38,403 ‪对 230 00:11:40,843 --> 00:11:43,043 ‪他们在...我该怎么说? 231 00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:44,243 ‪在更衣室里 232 00:11:44,243 --> 00:11:46,043 ‪这不是你想要的吗? 233 00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:48,003 ‪在更衣室里被抓包吗? 234 00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:50,243 ‪抱歉 妈妈 你得再照顾一阵阿奇 235 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,603 ‪不 是做爱 236 00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:52,963 ‪所以我应该感激你 237 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,283 ‪时隔多少个月 终于主动求欢吗? 238 00:11:55,283 --> 00:11:58,563 ‪抱歉让你这么辛苦 ‪不 妈妈 阿奇现在不吃肉了 239 00:11:58,563 --> 00:11:59,963 ‪那是什么意思? 240 00:11:59,963 --> 00:12:01,403 ‪我见过你打飞机 241 00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:02,603 ‪不 不是你 妈妈 242 00:12:02,603 --> 00:12:04,003 ‪我听得到 243 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:10,403 ‪告诉阿奇那是豆腐 ‪我们会尽快回家的 244 00:12:11,803 --> 00:12:14,123 ‪-你是怎么了? ‪-我告诉你我怎么了 245 00:12:14,123 --> 00:12:17,483 ‪你最好的朋友告诉全世界 ‪你在移动房屋里都干不上一炮 246 00:12:17,483 --> 00:12:19,843 ‪-我再也不想听到那句话了 ‪-我也是 247 00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:22,043 ‪但这很令人难忘 248 00:12:22,043 --> 00:12:23,203 ‪所以你读过了? 249 00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:25,603 ‪我读了 我同事都读了 250 00:12:25,603 --> 00:12:27,963 ‪大家都知道我无法在床上取悦我妻子 251 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:29,683 ‪好吧 不是所有人都读过 252 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,243 ‪《标准》的那篇文章吗?我读过 253 00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:33,243 ‪写得真好 254 00:12:33,243 --> 00:12:35,163 ‪我也读了 255 00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:39,403 ‪我的天 你就是那个好闺蜜 256 00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:41,483 ‪那么你... 257 00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:42,843 ‪哎呦 258 00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:45,243 ‪所以你才想在更衣室里干起来 259 00:12:45,243 --> 00:12:47,123 ‪好吧 现在怎么办? 260 00:12:47,123 --> 00:12:49,683 ‪-我们希望你们能吸取教训 ‪-那是当然 261 00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:52,683 ‪很好 因为我们要罚你们一千澳元 262 00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:55,603 ‪你们还得做社区服务 263 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,763 ‪他的孩子们下来时 他告诉他们 264 00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:12,563 ‪“答案就在这里” 265 00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:14,243 ‪“基督就是答案” 266 00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:17,123 ‪不用了 谢谢 我需要合理的解决办法 267 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,363 ‪你来对地方了 268 00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:26,723 ‪你今天想问什么? 269 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,683 ‪我需要离开这个国家 270 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,203 ‪如果有什么鬼 幽灵 271 00:13:31,203 --> 00:13:33,603 ‪或维京人能帮到我 就太好了 272 00:13:33,603 --> 00:13:35,243 ‪我们来问问动物的幽灵 273 00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:36,923 ‪首先 274 00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,083 ‪是牡蛎 275 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,523 ‪保密者 276 00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,403 ‪你在掩藏内心的宝藏 277 00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:43,923 ‪是的 我很性感 278 00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:47,483 ‪第二个 天鹅 279 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,403 ‪优雅的力量 无尽的能量 280 00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:53,083 ‪备受羡慕 少有敌人 281 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,963 ‪天啊 太准了 谢谢 282 00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:57,243 ‪最后 283 00:13:58,843 --> 00:13:59,883 ‪是水牛 284 00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:03,803 ‪扎实 务实 做好了应对风暴的准备 285 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,403 ‪这是什么意思? 286 00:14:06,163 --> 00:14:07,283 ‪你的解读很明显 287 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:10,723 ‪扎实 优雅 满足 ‪你就在你应该在的地方 288 00:14:10,723 --> 00:14:11,683 ‪什么? 289 00:14:12,363 --> 00:14:14,563 ‪不 就这样吗? 290 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:15,523 ‪对 291 00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:17,443 ‪我给了你两百元 292 00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:19,043 ‪动物之灵发话了 293 00:14:19,043 --> 00:14:21,003 ‪我得带孩子去做治疗了 294 00:14:21,003 --> 00:14:23,403 ‪你得重新看看 295 00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:28,403 ‪有没有说什么航班或纽约的事? 296 00:14:28,403 --> 00:14:31,243 ‪或是伪造美国文件? 297 00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:34,123 ‪我是来找你帮忙的 我需要指引 298 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,683 ‪你比我更需要这个 299 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,083 ‪这是什么? 300 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,763 ‪是茶 含有微量的迷幻药 301 00:14:39,763 --> 00:14:42,003 ‪不 我不是来跟你开派对的 女士 302 00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:43,843 ‪不 这对焦虑有帮助 303 00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:46,683 ‪让头脑清晰 能帮你解决问题 304 00:14:47,243 --> 00:14:49,163 ‪我已经用了 一段时间了 305 00:14:50,883 --> 00:14:51,723 ‪再来点 306 00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:54,763 ‪是微量的 你不需要更多了 307 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,683 ‪你说这能帮我解决问题 308 00:14:57,283 --> 00:15:00,483 ‪我有99个问题 迷幻剂不是其中之一 309 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,083 ‪填满 310 00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:34,643 ‪奥利维亚? 311 00:15:35,843 --> 00:15:36,803 ‪奥利维亚? 312 00:15:38,363 --> 00:15:39,963 ‪辛格医生 313 00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:42,403 ‪你就差一点了 314 00:15:42,923 --> 00:15:45,443 ‪你走上正路了 315 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,203 ‪哇 316 00:15:48,203 --> 00:15:51,523 ‪真不容易直视你 317 00:15:53,323 --> 00:15:56,803 ‪告诉我 该怎么做才能回到美国 318 00:15:56,803 --> 00:15:58,683 ‪很简单 319 00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:04,643 ‪答案一直在你面前 320 00:16:05,243 --> 00:16:07,363 ‪你只需要... 321 00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:12,203 ‪什么? 322 00:16:15,483 --> 00:16:17,763 ‪等等 不 回来 323 00:16:17,763 --> 00:16:18,923 ‪天啊 324 00:16:19,483 --> 00:16:21,803 ‪(伊薇来电) 325 00:16:21,803 --> 00:16:22,803 ‪伊薇 326 00:16:24,163 --> 00:16:26,163 ‪-利维 你在吗?利维? ‪-喂 327 00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:27,763 ‪-利维 ‪-亲爱的 328 00:16:27,763 --> 00:16:30,163 ‪-我需要你帮忙 利维 ‪-好 深呼吸 329 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,283 ‪出事了 330 00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:35,043 ‪亲爱的 我听不懂你在说什么 ‪你哭得太厉害了 331 00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,043 ‪-你在哪里? ‪-我在月神公园 利维 332 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:38,203 ‪你知道吗?你... 333 00:16:38,203 --> 00:16:40,283 ‪-快来帮我 ‪-就待在那里 334 00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:44,763 ‪我给你妈妈打电话 ‪我现在真的很不方便 335 00:16:44,763 --> 00:16:47,483 ‪-不 你不能打给我妈 ‪-好吧 我不打给你妈 336 00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:49,963 ‪我在路上打给你 好 337 00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:52,683 ‪该死 338 00:16:54,283 --> 00:16:55,723 ‪我需要帮助 339 00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:01,763 ‪好吧 但我才没吃你的吐司 340 00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,923 ‪-天啊 我好想念面包 ‪-我看得出来 341 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,203 ‪-是吗? ‪-我很高兴我们见了一面 342 00:17:06,203 --> 00:17:07,603 ‪我想和你保持友谊 343 00:17:07,603 --> 00:17:09,843 ‪对 我也是 344 00:17:10,883 --> 00:17:11,723 ‪好 345 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,723 ‪-再见 盖兹 ‪-再见 塞巴 346 00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:34,003 ‪该死 347 00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:54,043 ‪伊薇 我们来了 你在哪里? 348 00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:58,083 ‪我不知道那是哪里 349 00:18:01,243 --> 00:18:02,083 ‪伊薇? 350 00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:04,523 ‪哇 351 00:18:04,523 --> 00:18:05,683 ‪该死 352 00:18:07,843 --> 00:18:09,403 ‪她的手机好像没电了 353 00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:17,523 ‪伊薇 她长什么样? 354 00:18:18,203 --> 00:18:19,043 ‪对 355 00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:21,443 ‪她有一张脸 356 00:18:22,283 --> 00:18:25,003 ‪有时候 她的头发是扎起来的 357 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,003 ‪但有时候是放下来的 358 00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:30,683 ‪她有种超越年龄的成熟感 359 00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:33,323 ‪但又不是早熟 360 00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:35,723 ‪她的自我意识 361 00:18:36,243 --> 00:18:41,003 ‪非常了不起 非常强大 362 00:18:41,803 --> 00:18:43,363 ‪有时候她会戴手表 363 00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:44,963 ‪很好 364 00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:48,643 ‪-给我看看你的手机吧? ‪-好 365 00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:53,443 ‪-就是她 ‪-很好 太好了 366 00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:54,883 ‪-好 ‪-好吧 367 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,403 ‪-走吧? ‪-好 368 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:03,123 ‪好 她说她在镜子厅 369 00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:05,883 ‪我们在这里 370 00:19:06,643 --> 00:19:08,163 ‪你看它也在动吗? 371 00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:12,923 ‪我去售票处 问问有没有人见过她 372 00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:13,883 ‪好 373 00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:15,603 ‪天啊 374 00:19:18,763 --> 00:19:19,683 ‪伊薇? 375 00:19:37,483 --> 00:19:38,683 ‪天啊 376 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,283 ‪伊薇? 377 00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:47,963 ‪伊薇? 378 00:19:48,443 --> 00:19:50,563 ‪-哇 ‪-真丢脸 379 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:53,843 ‪你怎么还在那里 利维? ‪我需要个可靠的人 380 00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:55,403 ‪你还想不想要这份工作? 381 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,203 ‪瓦莱丽 我真的尽力了 好吗? 382 00:19:58,203 --> 00:20:00,083 ‪真的 但我得找到伊薇 383 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,563 ‪-你毁了一切 ‪-才不是呢 384 00:20:02,563 --> 00:20:03,963 ‪你都没法调整好状态 385 00:20:03,963 --> 00:20:05,723 ‪待在这里 等到你弟弟结婚 386 00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:06,723 ‪-嘿 爸爸? ‪-我 387 00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:08,123 ‪-伊薇? ‪-爸爸? 388 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,803 ‪奥利维亚 你快40岁了 389 00:20:12,443 --> 00:20:14,723 ‪看看你的状态 390 00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:16,683 ‪在月神公园嗑药 391 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,363 ‪人生不是无尽的痛苦 妈妈 392 00:20:19,363 --> 00:20:21,243 ‪艾米理解我的意思 393 00:20:21,243 --> 00:20:22,283 ‪是吗? 394 00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:23,363 ‪是的 395 00:20:23,363 --> 00:20:26,923 ‪我在找你女儿 她信任我胜过你 396 00:20:26,923 --> 00:20:28,443 ‪但你还是搞砸了 397 00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:40,163 ‪利维? 398 00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:44,443 ‪伊薇?我来了 399 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:47,923 ‪我的天啊 400 00:21:01,483 --> 00:21:03,003 ‪艾米 401 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,483 ‪等等 你要去哪里? 402 00:21:12,723 --> 00:21:14,083 ‪-伊薇 ‪-利维 403 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,203 ‪天啊 404 00:21:18,203 --> 00:21:19,163 ‪你在这里 405 00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:23,003 ‪-伊薇 ‪-伊薇 这是我朋友艾萨克 406 00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:25,803 ‪我们送你回家吧 好吗? 407 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,323 ‪你没事吧? 408 00:21:32,683 --> 00:21:35,643 ‪我觉得夫妻长时间不做爱是个问题 409 00:21:35,643 --> 00:21:37,843 ‪把这称为问题让它更成问题 410 00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:39,843 ‪孩子们都出去了 家里没人 411 00:21:39,843 --> 00:21:42,243 ‪我们现在按说该干个昏天黑地 412 00:21:42,243 --> 00:21:43,923 ‪我们是怎么了? 413 00:21:44,523 --> 00:21:46,643 ‪-你在跟别人约会吗? ‪-天啊 414 00:21:47,203 --> 00:21:48,763 ‪我怎么可能有空? 415 00:21:48,763 --> 00:21:50,003 ‪你觉得无聊吗?沮丧? 416 00:21:50,003 --> 00:21:52,403 ‪-艾米 ‪-你还喜欢我吗? 417 00:21:52,403 --> 00:21:54,603 ‪天啊 当然了 看看你 418 00:21:55,203 --> 00:21:57,443 ‪我也喜欢你 所以到底是怎么回事? 419 00:21:57,443 --> 00:21:59,883 ‪你能不能别像个记者那样? 420 00:22:08,883 --> 00:22:10,883 ‪也许利维对我们的看法是对的 421 00:22:11,443 --> 00:22:13,243 ‪也许我们的好日子已经过去了 422 00:22:14,523 --> 00:22:17,243 ‪-我每天都这么觉得 ‪-你是认真的吗? 423 00:22:17,243 --> 00:22:22,283 ‪不是我们最好的日子 ‪但我最好的日子 是过去了 424 00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:24,283 ‪你在说什么? 425 00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:27,443 ‪我要秃头了 426 00:22:28,523 --> 00:22:30,043 ‪-不 没有 ‪-是的 427 00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:32,723 ‪我家两边都是秃头 428 00:22:32,723 --> 00:22:35,643 ‪这条发际线原本在这里 429 00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:40,843 ‪我觉得又老又恶心 430 00:22:42,123 --> 00:22:44,923 ‪-道格 你这种感觉有多久了? ‪-你拿到独家新闻了 431 00:22:45,683 --> 00:22:47,043 ‪可以别说了吗? 432 00:22:50,963 --> 00:22:52,763 ‪我每天早上都会发现新的白头发 433 00:22:52,763 --> 00:22:55,163 ‪不是吧 我都没看到过 434 00:22:55,163 --> 00:22:56,843 ‪因为我把白头发拔了 435 00:22:57,523 --> 00:22:58,723 ‪我今天拔了12根 436 00:22:58,723 --> 00:23:00,163 ‪一根是下面的 437 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:06,763 ‪听着 我们在一起变老 438 00:23:06,763 --> 00:23:10,203 ‪这不是世界末日 你还是很性感 439 00:23:10,883 --> 00:23:13,203 ‪事实上 我觉得你没毛了会更性感 440 00:23:13,203 --> 00:23:15,003 ‪得了 你就是在安慰我 441 00:23:15,003 --> 00:23:16,403 ‪我的嘿咻卡发给谁了? 442 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,603 ‪斯坦利图奇 443 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,723 ‪我可以坐在他脸上 让他给我调杯酒 444 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:26,643 ‪那我这些年为什么 445 00:23:26,643 --> 00:23:28,883 ‪还留着这一头的头发? 446 00:23:29,723 --> 00:23:30,843 ‪我不知道 447 00:23:42,283 --> 00:23:43,123 ‪怎么样? 448 00:23:46,963 --> 00:23:47,923 ‪你自己看 449 00:23:55,403 --> 00:23:56,683 ‪你有小胡子 450 00:23:58,523 --> 00:24:01,123 ‪幸好我的嘿咻卡发给了弗里达卡洛 451 00:24:01,123 --> 00:24:03,883 ‪你喜欢吗? 452 00:24:05,923 --> 00:24:06,883 ‪如果是呢? 453 00:24:06,883 --> 00:24:08,283 ‪你说吧 454 00:24:08,283 --> 00:24:11,323 ‪如果我就喜欢 455 00:24:11,963 --> 00:24:14,163 ‪小胡子浓密的性感的女人呢? 456 00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:17,243 ‪那等我绝经期时 457 00:24:17,243 --> 00:24:18,763 ‪能省荷尔蒙替代疗法的钱了 458 00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:23,243 ‪我有个主意 459 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:24,603 ‪什么? 460 00:24:25,123 --> 00:24:26,763 ‪为什么只剃头皮? 461 00:24:27,483 --> 00:24:28,963 ‪你个重口混蛋 462 00:24:34,763 --> 00:24:35,963 ‪我们到了 463 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,003 ‪要我跟你一起进去吗? 464 00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:41,843 ‪我还不想进去 可以等一会让吗? 465 00:24:41,843 --> 00:24:45,443 ‪得了 亲爱的 跟我说 到底怎么了? 466 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,923 ‪他们把我丢下了 他们觉得很好笑 467 00:24:49,443 --> 00:24:51,723 ‪等我出来时 大家都走了 468 00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:54,843 ‪好像今天出来 就是为了恶搞我 469 00:24:54,843 --> 00:24:57,523 ‪真遗憾 你打给我是对的 470 00:24:57,523 --> 00:24:59,163 ‪我就知道你会理解 471 00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:02,123 ‪好吧 我就当这是赞美了 472 00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:04,723 ‪不 对不起 473 00:25:04,723 --> 00:25:07,763 ‪我知道现在很难 ‪但会好起来的 我保证 474 00:25:09,443 --> 00:25:10,883 ‪谢谢 475 00:25:10,883 --> 00:25:12,403 ‪来 拿着 476 00:25:12,403 --> 00:25:14,123 ‪我给你讲个故事 477 00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:16,003 ‪在我的学校里 478 00:25:16,523 --> 00:25:18,723 ‪有个女孩 她有点奇怪 479 00:25:19,323 --> 00:25:21,243 ‪她太喜欢电子宠物了 480 00:25:21,243 --> 00:25:23,403 ‪她从一开始就像个离群者 481 00:25:23,403 --> 00:25:25,283 ‪她听起来像个废柴 482 00:25:25,883 --> 00:25:26,803 ‪那个女孩就是我 483 00:25:28,043 --> 00:25:28,883 ‪对 484 00:25:29,603 --> 00:25:32,603 ‪多谢了 我们在聊私事呢 485 00:25:32,603 --> 00:25:33,803 ‪-抱歉 ‪-对 486 00:25:33,803 --> 00:25:35,963 ‪但你知道吗?她才不在乎 487 00:25:35,963 --> 00:25:38,803 ‪在她人生最糟糕的那天 488 00:25:39,443 --> 00:25:41,803 ‪她以为整个世界都结束了 489 00:25:42,283 --> 00:25:44,603 ‪她跟学校的另一个怪小孩成了朋友 490 00:25:44,603 --> 00:25:46,123 ‪也是个废柴吗? 491 00:25:46,723 --> 00:25:49,283 ‪-那个孩子是你妈妈 ‪-绝对是个废柴 492 00:25:49,283 --> 00:25:52,363 ‪你妈妈可不是废柴 伊薇 493 00:25:52,363 --> 00:25:54,843 ‪她是终结者 ‪你知道她扳倒了好多政客吗? 494 00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:58,123 ‪她很不会跳舞 这我承认 495 00:25:58,843 --> 00:26:00,723 ‪但这也是我喜欢她的一点 496 00:26:01,323 --> 00:26:03,523 ‪我在人生最糟的一天遇见了你妈 497 00:26:04,883 --> 00:26:09,443 ‪我当时以为自己再也无法呼吸了 498 00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:15,403 ‪但渐渐的 情况变好了 因为我还有她 499 00:26:16,003 --> 00:26:18,803 ‪这些所谓的朋友 才不是真朋友 500 00:26:18,803 --> 00:26:21,323 ‪我知道这现在很难理解 501 00:26:21,323 --> 00:26:22,803 ‪但你能知道是好事 502 00:26:24,763 --> 00:26:27,963 ‪你会找到真朋友 你只需要点时间 503 00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:29,563 ‪就像你找到了妈妈? 504 00:26:29,563 --> 00:26:30,603 ‪是的 505 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,963 ‪你们能拥有彼此真幸运 506 00:26:32,963 --> 00:26:36,123 ‪你们怎么会是朋友?你那么不一样 507 00:26:39,443 --> 00:26:42,723 ‪你知道不管发生什么 ‪你都可以给我打电话 好吗? 508 00:26:42,723 --> 00:26:44,803 ‪不管我在这世上什么地方 509 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:47,643 ‪什么时区 都没关系 ‪打个电话就能找到我 好吗? 510 00:26:48,283 --> 00:26:49,203 ‪好 511 00:26:49,803 --> 00:26:51,803 ‪好 走吧 进去吧 512 00:27:00,563 --> 00:27:03,123 ‪-伊薇 你怎么... ‪-我不想谈 513 00:27:04,443 --> 00:27:05,523 ‪什么... 514 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:09,243 ‪露比和她的朋友邀请伊薇去月神公园 515 00:27:09,243 --> 00:27:11,643 ‪他们觉得把她丢在那里会很搞笑 516 00:27:11,643 --> 00:27:13,723 ‪青少年还那么混蛋 就是这样 517 00:27:13,723 --> 00:27:15,163 ‪天啊 我... 518 00:27:15,163 --> 00:27:17,603 ‪她今天很不好受 但她会没事的 519 00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:20,203 ‪-她为什么没打给我? ‪-她不想让你紧张 520 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:21,683 ‪我当然紧张了 521 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:22,963 ‪就是啊 522 00:27:26,323 --> 00:27:29,643 ‪-我要走了 艾萨克还等着呢 ‪-艾萨克啊? 523 00:27:30,323 --> 00:27:31,923 ‪抱歉 你脸上那是根阴毛吗? 524 00:27:32,843 --> 00:27:34,643 ‪是道格的 525 00:27:34,643 --> 00:27:36,563 ‪很高兴你干上了 526 00:27:41,483 --> 00:27:44,643 ‪如果我们是现在认识的 ‪还会成为朋友吗? 527 00:27:50,523 --> 00:27:53,203 ‪-知道了 ‪-利维 我... 528 00:28:14,763 --> 00:28:16,603 ‪-小可爱 怎么样? ‪-你好 529 00:28:17,123 --> 00:28:18,283 ‪什么?跟谁怎么样? 530 00:28:19,923 --> 00:28:22,283 ‪你今天怎么样 你的客户怎么样 531 00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:23,843 ‪嗯 532 00:28:23,843 --> 00:28:26,763 ‪好疯狂 你不想知道的 533 00:28:27,563 --> 00:28:30,683 ‪-天啊 你累昏头了吧? ‪-对 534 00:28:30,683 --> 00:28:32,083 ‪-过来 ‪-嗯 535 00:28:46,483 --> 00:28:48,043 ‪-你没事吧? ‪-嗯 536 00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:50,923 ‪嘿 537 00:28:53,043 --> 00:28:54,403 ‪我得坦白一件事 538 00:28:54,403 --> 00:28:55,843 ‪好 539 00:28:56,443 --> 00:29:00,883 ‪这可能令人意外 但我今天嗑药了 540 00:29:00,883 --> 00:29:02,083 ‪不是吧 541 00:29:02,083 --> 00:29:03,963 ‪你知道了? 542 00:29:04,763 --> 00:29:07,243 ‪抱歉这样麻烦 543 00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:09,883 ‪对于正在康复的人来说 肯定不容易 544 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:13,603 ‪相信我 我不会评判他人 545 00:29:15,723 --> 00:29:18,203 ‪原来我有时有点自私 546 00:29:19,643 --> 00:29:23,323 ‪在我看来 你今天救了一个年轻姑娘 547 00:29:24,123 --> 00:29:25,523 ‪要我说 这挺无私的 548 00:29:26,123 --> 00:29:28,563 ‪这并不是废物会做的事 549 00:29:31,443 --> 00:29:33,643 ‪-你读了我的文章 ‪-对 550 00:29:34,683 --> 00:29:35,643 ‪谢谢 551 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:44,843 ‪我想好好感谢你今天的帮助 552 00:29:46,683 --> 00:29:48,163 ‪你有时间吃冰淇淋吗? 553 00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,163 ‪其实 我有个会面 554 00:29:51,163 --> 00:29:52,843 ‪跟是我的《龙与地下城》小组 555 00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:56,403 ‪天啊 我在开玩笑 556 00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:57,763 ‪天啊 557 00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:59,403 ‪就是匿名戒酒会 558 00:30:00,523 --> 00:30:03,163 ‪不过 你可以欠我一个人情 559 00:30:05,243 --> 00:30:06,123 ‪成交 560 00:30:35,963 --> 00:30:38,083 ‪-拉上你的搭档 好 ‪-停下 561 00:30:40,163 --> 00:30:42,443 ‪你可算知道预约了 562 00:30:42,443 --> 00:30:45,323 ‪但告诉你 ‪我一个电话就能打到保安那里 563 00:30:45,323 --> 00:30:47,323 ‪好吧 听着 我搞砸了 564 00:30:47,323 --> 00:30:51,443 ‪但我是个成年人 我知道做为成年人 565 00:30:51,443 --> 00:30:54,963 ‪就要承担责任 要负责 566 00:30:54,963 --> 00:30:56,563 ‪所以 我有东西给你 567 00:30:57,643 --> 00:31:00,323 ‪我真的很抱歉 568 00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:03,523 ‪蓝光 569 00:31:03,523 --> 00:31:04,523 ‪(《心灵捕手》) 570 00:31:05,123 --> 00:31:06,683 ‪我说过这部电影很好看 571 00:31:08,883 --> 00:31:11,483 ‪好吧 我给你做体检 572 00:31:11,483 --> 00:31:12,723 ‪天啊 真的吗? 573 00:31:12,723 --> 00:31:14,483 ‪-有一个条件 ‪-什么? 574 00:31:14,483 --> 00:31:16,363 ‪你先找一位领事馆批准的专家 575 00:31:16,363 --> 00:31:18,963 ‪做一次心理评估 576 00:31:18,963 --> 00:31:21,043 ‪我不是在给你增加难度 577 00:31:21,043 --> 00:31:24,003 ‪但我要知道你没有心理问题 ‪才会给你签字 578 00:31:24,723 --> 00:31:25,803 ‪你觉得我有问题吗? 579 00:31:25,803 --> 00:31:28,803 ‪-你袭击了一个医生 ‪-无意的 580 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:31,883 ‪-然后又跟踪她 ‪-说跟踪有点过了 581 00:31:31,883 --> 00:31:34,923 ‪还在男厕所里 582 00:31:34,923 --> 00:31:36,043 ‪引诱美国领事馆员工 583 00:31:36,043 --> 00:31:38,083 ‪好吧 你跟查德聊过了 584 00:31:38,683 --> 00:31:41,283 ‪你能通过心理评估 ‪我就给你签体检报告 585 00:31:41,923 --> 00:31:44,003 ‪我们就再不用见面了 586 00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:58,523 ‪这是什么? 587 00:31:59,683 --> 00:32:01,563 ‪我只是觉得你可能想喝杯茶 588 00:32:07,563 --> 00:32:09,363 ‪天啊 589 00:32:11,923 --> 00:32:12,803 ‪利维? 590 00:32:12,803 --> 00:32:14,243 ‪嗯 我在这里 591 00:32:16,163 --> 00:32:17,643 ‪你在那里做什么? 592 00:32:19,243 --> 00:32:22,123 ‪我在按你说的 翻我的舞衣 593 00:32:22,123 --> 00:32:23,363 ‪我的天 594 00:32:23,363 --> 00:32:26,563 ‪我的身体怎么进得去?当发圈都嫌小 595 00:32:26,563 --> 00:32:27,523 ‪该死 596 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:41,923 ‪我的绿卡? 597 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:46,603 ‪搞什么? 598 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:48,363 {\an8}‪字幕翻译:刘牧园