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{\an8}‪嘿 瓦莱丽

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‪你说要写独家报道
‪然后就写了这么篇垃圾?

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‪怎么回事?

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‪我的盖布里尔沃尔夫采访呢?
‪他为什么抛弃了肉?

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‪听着 我觉得他根本不会告诉我

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‪你该对他穷追不舍

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‪-我不会发布这玩意
‪-请集中精神

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‪我为你冒了险 你却在耍我

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‪我现在不能推你去做评委

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‪你当然可以...该死!

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‪抱歉 有礼了

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‪你的负能量渗透了每个人的气场

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‪现在 鹰式

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‪我为养生狂

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‪我完蛋了

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‪我怎么就没像往常那样

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‪去盖布里尔家

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‪灌点龙舌兰
‪把报道从他嘴里挖出来?

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‪-为了那个叫做绿卡的小东西
‪-天啊 你真会讲逻辑

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‪我需要帮助!

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‪没结束就还有戏

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‪好吧?你只需要提醒瓦莱丽
‪你有多棒

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‪我跟她隔了半个世界 要怎么办到?

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‪也许你得不落窠臼才能打动她

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‪什么?

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‪(女士润滑剂)

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‪我没有这个问题 相信我

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‪《标准》有她的媒体招待会的名额

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‪“国际知名性和自我赋权大师”

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‪奥普拉都关注她

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‪她在为新书举办研讨会

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‪还要在养生中心办私人见面会

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‪卡密尔拉...

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‪拉维...

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‪拉维恩 没错 她是法国人
‪神龙见首不见尾

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‪从不做专访

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‪真稀奇 又一个神神秘秘的健康大师

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‪传言说 她曾加入了一个
‪法国阿尔卑斯山的邪教

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‪但没人了解她的背景

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‪她几年前突然出现了

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‪如果我能挖到她私生活的料
‪就绝对是独家了

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‪甚至可能会疯传

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‪-至少能制造足够声势打动瓦莱丽
‪-没错

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‪所以去跟海伦提议吧

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‪海伦还没给别人吗?

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‪算你走运

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‪一个白痴在澳记奖颁奖礼上
‪给了我们的生活方式作家可卡因

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‪他回去戒毒了

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‪你想来吗?

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‪是啊 真不幸

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‪(标准)

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‪嗨

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‪道格还在躲着你打飞机吗?

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‪-天啊 利维 工作场所
‪-那就是了

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‪你跟他谈过了吗?

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‪那就是没有了

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‪谢谢

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‪既然你在手淫 他也在手淫
‪你们显然都在痒

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‪我觉得手指插屁眼通常很有帮助

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‪是吧

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‪-你可以的 希利
‪-当然

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‪大家都想看到深入专访

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‪但卡密尔是个见过世面的女人

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‪她不会随便对任何人敞开心扉

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‪-得是个跟她相当的人
‪-你不是美食作家吗?

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‪我在拓展业务

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‪我的办公室里有一堆为我工作的记者

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‪-我为什么需要你?
‪-看看你的选择吧

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‪你的生活方式作家在戒毒

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‪你的调查记者攻势太猛

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‪其他人都太正经
‪不会聊口交的细节

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‪我喜欢禁忌 我为它而活

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‪我理解卡密尔 也理解你

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‪我知道你很想了解这女人的真面目

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‪你要怎么在15分钟的问答时间里

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‪打探出这么私人的事?

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‪就像我当年让娜塔莉波特曼

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‪参加素食热狗大胃王比赛那样

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‪强迫她吗?

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‪让她相信那是她的主意

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‪操纵他们吗?

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‪是满足他们的需要

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‪我可以让你看到真正的卡密尔拉维扬

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‪好吧

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‪那其实是我们的招牌动作
‪但你也在跳 好吧

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‪(《袒露自己》)

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‪“不管是性爱还是生活
‪都要真实到残忍

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‪不然 恐惧将决定你的道路
‪而不是欲望”

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‪这女人说得很好

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‪所以她的建议就是沟通

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‪真新鲜

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‪食物料理机

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‪-还是
‪-搅拌机?红色的

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‪我觉得要比那更微妙些 达利

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‪她说要打破舒适区 冒险

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‪比如别一本正经得像根搅拌棒

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‪再提醒我一下 你来这干嘛?

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‪妈妈的退休礼物

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‪你的婚礼不是唯一的要事

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‪-今天是
‪-给妈妈买床单怎么样?

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‪怎么?因为她没有起床的理由了吗?

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‪-这不是挺高档的吗?
‪-对 但泡沫牛奶她都觉得高级呢

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‪-给她买台奈斯派索
‪-这主意不错

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‪-要不要买几个搭配的咖啡杯?
‪-好

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‪能不能先考虑我们的清单?

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‪是要无柄杯 还是要有柄的?

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‪无柄的吧?更现代

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‪但这会让白葡萄酒更快变温

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‪-但我们主要是喝红酒
‪-天啊 戳我的眼睛吧

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‪那就用无柄杯

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‪也许你们可以把这个列入礼品登记表

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‪了解一些做个更慷慨的爱人的建议?

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‪我们的性生活没有问题

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‪其他方面也是 直男直女才需要大师

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‪是阴道

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‪嘿 不好意思 你们有拿铁杯吗?

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‪-双层的?
‪-没有了 你可以订购

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‪要不要订?还是太过了?

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‪我不在乎

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‪-买就是了
‪-嗯?

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‪-好
‪-好的

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‪天啊 达 还在这里

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‪记得吗?

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‪跟我们初夜纪念日时
‪住的那间家庭旅馆的一样 看

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‪亲爱的 看上去像那些小手
‪在给蜡烛打飞机

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‪真形象 我知道这很奇怪
‪但我挺喜欢的

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‪不 相信我
‪我有非常具体的设计美感

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‪好吧

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‪爱你

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‪-早上好
‪-嗨

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‪-早上好
‪-谢谢

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‪你都计划好了

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‪安排好最后一个做采访

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‪请他们去喝酒

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‪把他们灌醉 赞美一番
‪就能让他们有问必答

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‪操纵 狡猾

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‪如果对波特曼女士有用
‪对滴水不漏女士肯定也有用

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‪我10%支持你

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‪90%迫切需要建议

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‪好吧 冷静点南希紧张
‪你眼神都疯狂了

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‪我需要可行的解决方案 说吧

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‪大礼包!

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‪好啊

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‪阴道水晶要吗?

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‪披萨刀?

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‪不 是用在皮肤上的

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‪我知道这玩意是干什么的

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‪是啊

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‪-这直角太有野心了吧
‪-深呼吸就行

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‪聆听自己的声音

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‪重塑围绕性的语言

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‪我们必须挑战我们顺从的冲动

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‪挑战恐惧

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‪我们得让我们的性念
‪指导我们的所有决定

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‪我们的所有心情

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‪我们的每次遭遇

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‪我想让她给我喂奶

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‪我们要怎么做?

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‪性爱那种 别那么恶心

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‪接受你的真相

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‪你必须洗尽铅华 袒露自己

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‪那脆弱是你觉醒的关键

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‪冒险一试

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‪袒露你的欲望

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‪袒露你的恐惧

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‪裸露自己

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‪我觉得很像邪教

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‪对 我可能会加入

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‪裸体还挺大胆的 这我承认

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‪我得走了 但你可以的吧?

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‪她很迷人 你很迷人

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‪-会很有趣的
‪-谢谢 我知道 我爱你 再见

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‪今天就到这里

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‪-我只想要个原声摘要
‪-不是吧?

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‪-她不在里面
‪-胡扯

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‪感谢你们的到来

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‪-谢谢
‪-你好 抱歉 《标准》的利维希利

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‪-我是卡密尔最后一个...
‪-卡密尔今天不再接受采访

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‪安排好的都取消了

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‪-我只需要15分钟
‪-谁不是呢?

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‪不好意思?你能...

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‪天啊

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‪-她怎么能说不做就不做了
‪-卡密尔总是这样

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‪可能在手淫 抱歉 这太过分了

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‪-去她的 我要去酒吧
‪-我也去 你来吗?

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‪不用了

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‪怎么了 我就住这层

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‪不好意思?

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‪有人在楼梯间拉屎了

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‪是啊 不是我 澄清一下

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‪开着呢

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‪伊芙 第三次灯光提示又晚了

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‪我已经告诉过你了

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‪如果要用本地的工作人员
‪就一定要跟他们说明白

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‪我还需要布加勒斯特的日期

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‪抱歉 我撞倒了你的按摩棒

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‪你是谁?

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‪利维希利 我是《标准》的记者

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‪你闯进我的房间有理由吗?

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‪严格来说 是你邀请我进来的

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‪我知道这很奇怪 我不是疯子

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‪但我可以帮你

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‪我完全尊重你注重隐私

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‪但你还能触动更多人 如果他们知道

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‪真正的卡密尔什么样

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‪如果他们明白你是怎样的人

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00:11:41,723 --> 00:11:45,243
‪你从哪里来 是如何成为
‪让我们大家仰慕的这样

208
00:11:45,243 --> 00:11:47,403
‪这我可以帮你

209
00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:49,923
‪我可以将你袒露给全世界

210
00:11:51,923 --> 00:11:54,963
‪而且谁规定我们不能顺道享受一下?

211
00:11:54,963 --> 00:11:56,523
‪你这样通常就能如愿吗?

212
00:11:56,523 --> 00:11:59,723
‪怎么说的 胡扯一番

213
00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:02,163
‪-唬人
‪-嗯...

214
00:12:02,163 --> 00:12:06,443
‪你可以试着哄骗我 巴结我 给我酒

215
00:12:06,443 --> 00:12:09,043
‪但除非你肯袒露自我
‪不然你别想袒露别人

216
00:12:10,643 --> 00:12:11,643
‪我准备好了

217
00:12:13,283 --> 00:12:14,603
‪你该走了

218
00:12:17,843 --> 00:12:19,203
‪-快点
‪-好

219
00:12:19,203 --> 00:12:20,203
‪好

220
00:12:26,603 --> 00:12:27,963
‪如果我们能有10分...

221
00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:29,123
‪好 谢谢

222
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:40,883
‪伙计 我试了三种不同的去污剂
‪都不好用

223
00:12:40,883 --> 00:12:42,963
‪我说了 你得先浸泡

224
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,883
‪除非你想洗成灰的

225
00:12:45,883 --> 00:12:47,163
‪-好吧
‪-对

226
00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:48,723
‪热水还是冷水?

227
00:12:51,123 --> 00:12:52,203
‪我得...

228
00:12:54,003 --> 00:12:55,443
‪热水还是冷水?

229
00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:01,163
‪搞什么...

230
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:03,483
‪你好 爱人

231
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,083
‪你在做什么?

232
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:06,923
‪什么...

233
00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:10,243
‪你打蜡了吗?
‪因为你身上真是干干净净

234
00:13:12,723 --> 00:13:16,043
‪我在袒露自己 因为我想要你 道格

235
00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:19,243
‪听我说 “我想要你”

236
00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:22,243
‪你为什么要这么说话?

237
00:13:22,963 --> 00:13:25,163
‪我...闭嘴 我们做爱

238
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,443
‪怎么了?

239
00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:36,083
‪没什么

240
00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:37,723
‪好吧

241
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:43,003
‪我才喝了两杯摩卡冰咖啡

242
00:13:43,003 --> 00:13:45,843
‪你知道咖啡对我的肠道有什么影响

243
00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:48,443
‪大家的肠道都这样

244
00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:51,883
‪好啊 继续说“肠道”吧

245
00:13:51,883 --> 00:13:53,283
‪抱歉 我...

246
00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:58,723
‪我也很想 但我的休息只剩十分钟了

247
00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:02,603
‪来

248
00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:12,963
‪没错 只要人们开心 而且很迷幻

249
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:15,443
‪不管我们请乐队还是DJ
‪我们的朋友都会跳舞的

250
00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:19,923
‪你觉得这双鞋是搭我的七分裤
‪还是橄榄绿裙子?

251
00:14:19,923 --> 00:14:22,483
‪我不...达 你觉得怎么样?

252
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:25,683
‪你表亲的女朋友是叫克丝汀
‪还是克莉丝汀?

253
00:14:25,683 --> 00:14:26,883
‪-克丝汀
‪-克莉丝汀

254
00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:30,323
‪-我去问问
‪-谢谢

255
00:14:30,323 --> 00:14:33,803
‪裤子 绝对配裤子
‪你的脚踝会很迷人的

256
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,323
‪孩子们 我回来了!

257
00:14:35,323 --> 00:14:36,803
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

258
00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:39,243
‪你不是去给性爱大师灌酒了吗?

259
00:14:39,243 --> 00:14:42,723
‪-没能如愿
‪-利维 怎么了?

260
00:14:42,723 --> 00:14:44,803
‪没什么 她取消了

261
00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:48,043
‪我就偷偷溜进她房间 让她很不爽

262
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:50,363
‪她可能或许说我满嘴胡话

263
00:14:50,363 --> 00:14:52,163
‪她真有洞察力

264
00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:53,883
‪我的天 滚开

265
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,083
‪这都是什么?

266
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,763
‪婚礼礼品 是的 你可以帮忙

267
00:14:58,763 --> 00:15:01,523
‪糖杏仁放进透明硬纱袋里

268
00:15:01,523 --> 00:15:05,403
‪甜叶菊味儿南瓜籽放进...

269
00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:11,563
‪不

270
00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:14,403
‪告诉碧昂佳 她不能把吉娃娃当携伴

271
00:15:14,403 --> 00:15:18,163
‪不是 是编舞
‪他要取消我们的舞蹈排练

272
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:23,443
‪好吧 如果我换换 我们可以三点去

273
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:26,723
‪-我2点30分不是得做理疗吗?
‪-宝贝 你得取消了

274
00:15:27,363 --> 00:15:30,763
‪如果我们不做舞蹈排练
‪你的狐步舞会一团糟

275
00:15:32,643 --> 00:15:35,363
‪-好 我会告诉理疗师
‪-谢谢

276
00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:39,883
‪-达伯特总是打击你呢
‪-什么?

277
00:15:39,883 --> 00:15:42,883
‪-之前编舞的事
‪-没关系

278
00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:45,403
‪他还否决了你想要的大烛台

279
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:48,403
‪他说得有道理
‪的确看起来像打飞机

280
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:54,763
‪告诉我 盖兹勒斯
‪你是否想向你的未婚夫袒露心声?

281
00:15:55,683 --> 00:15:57,963
‪天啊 你读了一本自助书

282
00:15:58,483 --> 00:16:01,123
‪达伯特似乎不怎么听你的

283
00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:04,763
‪好吧 你根本不了解他
‪也不了解我们的关系

284
00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:06,723
‪其他人都不一样 记得吗?

285
00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:08,323
‪尼克

286
00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:11,083
‪斯科特 塞巴斯蒂安?

287
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,523
‪-他们没那么霸道
‪-当然

288
00:16:13,523 --> 00:16:16,243
‪塞巴斯蒂安只不过是
‪背着我跟一堆人偷腥

289
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,403
‪我知道塞巴搞砸了
‪但你和他们在一起时不一样

290
00:16:19,403 --> 00:16:20,683
‪你那时更像你

291
00:16:20,683 --> 00:16:21,723
‪我只是说说

292
00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:32,123
‪(滑翔健身房)

293
00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:35,123
‪究竟什么能带来真正的满足?

294
00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:37,603
‪我们渴望被看见 被倾听

295
00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:40,163
‪但我们却不惜一切...

296
00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:43,203
‪该死

297
00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:53,923
‪-不是吧?
‪-怎么了?我在深蹲呢

298
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:56,083
‪那个卡密尔说对了一件事

299
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:58,083
‪你真能胡扯

300
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:11,883
‪嗨

301
00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:15,843
‪(养生中心)

302
00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:17,803
‪我讨厌橙酒!

303
00:17:30,323 --> 00:17:32,523
‪显然是男人画的

304
00:17:32,523 --> 00:17:34,083
‪太对称了

305
00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:40,963
‪你说得对 我之前并不真诚

306
00:17:40,963 --> 00:17:43,043
‪这我都知道

307
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:45,763
‪其实 我需要给你写篇专访

308
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:48,003
‪好到能疯传的那种

309
00:17:48,003 --> 00:17:50,643
‪这样我纽约的编辑就能原谅我

310
00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:52,523
‪为了健康而放下工作

311
00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:53,643
‪别问了

312
00:17:53,643 --> 00:17:56,163
‪就是件麻烦事 我在处理呢

313
00:17:56,163 --> 00:17:57,443
‪还有点...

314
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,563
‪真是太难了

315
00:18:01,483 --> 00:18:05,083
‪好了 我袒露心声了

316
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,243
‪我的欲望

317
00:18:06,243 --> 00:18:09,843
‪你可以帮帮我 让我给你写专访吗?

318
00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:11,923
‪不行

319
00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:14,963
‪为什么?

320
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:18,083
‪你说了一堆关于袒露自己的屁话

321
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:21,443
‪却不肯让任何人了解你

322
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:24,403
‪我的工作重点不是我
‪而是我帮助的人

323
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,163
‪好吧 你指望他们就相信你吗?

324
00:18:27,163 --> 00:18:29,763
‪他们怎么知道你不是在胡说的那个?

325
00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:31,843
‪好

326
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:34,683
‪好什么?

327
00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:38,923
‪我们做我的课程
‪我的袒露自己疗程

328
00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:41,443
‪然后我们看看究竟是谁满口胡言

329
00:18:47,723 --> 00:18:48,603
‪那是沙发

330
00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:52,363
‪按你的需要放松

331
00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:54,683
‪每次疗程后我都会消毒

332
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,203
‪我不明白为什么我们都得裸体

333
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:02,203
‪裸体让我们脆弱

334
00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:06,243
‪让我们褪去了
‪我们通常用来掩藏的外皮

335
00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:09,003
‪闭上眼睛

336
00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:14,963
‪聆听你的声音

337
00:19:16,163 --> 00:19:18,683
‪-我要说话吗?
‪-你的内心声音

338
00:19:18,683 --> 00:19:22,443
‪我们总让自己忽视的内心声音

339
00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:23,843
‪好吧

340
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:33,003
‪-我什么都听不到 女士
‪-呼吸

341
00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:38,643
‪气沉丹田

342
00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:42,203
‪让你的感官充盈你

343
00:19:45,363 --> 00:19:46,243
‪听

344
00:19:48,123 --> 00:19:49,443
‪你听到什么了?

345
00:19:52,803 --> 00:19:54,403
‪没有话声

346
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,123
‪但有声音吗?

347
00:19:57,643 --> 00:19:58,483
‪我想是吧

348
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,843
‪水 海滩

349
00:20:01,843 --> 00:20:03,563
‪所以你渴望大海?

350
00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:05,483
‪什么?不是

351
00:20:05,483 --> 00:20:08,243
‪那你有什么渴望?

352
00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:12,203
‪我不知道

353
00:20:12,203 --> 00:20:15,763
‪你知道 听那个声音

354
00:20:21,363 --> 00:20:22,683
‪我想逃跑

355
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:24,443
‪逃离水吗?

356
00:20:24,443 --> 00:20:27,243
‪-我只想逃离这里
‪-为什么?

357
00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:29,923
‪-因为这里可怕
‪-什么可怕?

358
00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:32,403
‪我不知道

359
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:33,723
‪你怕什么?

360
00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:35,443
‪-我不知道
‪-胡扯

361
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,603
‪聆听声音

362
00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:43,283
‪搞砸 没用 让人失望

363
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,363
‪为什么?

364
00:20:45,803 --> 00:20:48,163
‪袒露你的恐惧 承认它

365
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,083
‪你为什么害怕?你搞砸了什么?

366
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,763
‪你让谁失望了?

367
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,403
‪喝茶吗?

368
00:21:28,843 --> 00:21:32,883
‪我来拿盖斯希利订的一些杯子

369
00:21:32,883 --> 00:21:34,483
‪-好 我去看看
‪-好 谢谢

370
00:21:50,323 --> 00:21:52,843
‪宝贝 我做了藜麦

371
00:21:55,643 --> 00:21:58,723
‪那个大烛台放在这里会很适合的

372
00:21:58,723 --> 00:21:59,763
‪我们还要讨论这个?

373
00:21:59,763 --> 00:22:01,763
‪我一直在想

374
00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:04,923
‪拜托 它可以是整个房间的核心装饰

375
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:06,803
‪我们的婚礼照片要放在那里

376
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,203
‪好 那就放旁边

377
00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:13,643
‪我会把这地方装扮得很棒

378
00:22:14,243 --> 00:22:18,163
‪感情是需要妥协的
‪大烛台的事可以到此为止吗?

379
00:22:24,163 --> 00:22:25,363
‪给你做一盘?

380
00:22:33,283 --> 00:22:34,443
‪你感觉如何?

381
00:22:36,003 --> 00:22:36,963
‪不好意思

382
00:22:38,403 --> 00:22:39,603
‪很奇怪

383
00:22:40,283 --> 00:22:42,403
‪像个大傻蛋

384
00:22:44,123 --> 00:22:45,923
‪人生就是如此

385
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:50,083
‪你们的客户事后都挺那个吗?

386
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:52,683
‪对 要面对现实嘛

387
00:22:52,683 --> 00:22:56,083
‪但我总是让他们自己决定要袒露多少

388
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,523
‪我只是个向导

389
00:22:59,283 --> 00:23:00,443
‪导向困惑

390
00:23:01,283 --> 00:23:05,283
‪聆听内心声音是需要练习的

391
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:08,043
‪即便你倾听并承认自己的恐惧

392
00:23:08,043 --> 00:23:10,043
‪也需要时间才能理解

393
00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:13,163
‪并认识的 它们多么拖累你

394
00:23:14,243 --> 00:23:17,403
‪这只是第一步
‪我最近总听到这样的话

395
00:23:17,403 --> 00:23:21,523
‪你觉得你对搞砸的恐惧在拖累你吗?

396
00:23:23,003 --> 00:23:25,763
‪-我不知道
‪-不 不是知道不知道

397
00:23:25,763 --> 00:23:27,123
‪你有这种感觉吗?

398
00:23:29,883 --> 00:23:30,723
‪也许吧

399
00:23:31,723 --> 00:23:32,563
‪可能吧

400
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,323
‪你逃避

401
00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:39,123
‪掩藏自己 对吧?

402
00:23:42,643 --> 00:23:43,803
‪是的

403
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:51,363
‪但我觉得如果我不是个喜欢找乐子
‪喜欢派对的人

404
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,883
‪那我是谁?我...

405
00:23:55,243 --> 00:23:58,803
‪我怕真正的我会让人失望

406
00:24:04,363 --> 00:24:05,643
‪我明白你的感受

407
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:07,843
‪我也害怕

408
00:24:07,843 --> 00:24:09,163
‪对 但你...

409
00:24:09,163 --> 00:24:10,403
‪等等 什么?

410
00:24:10,403 --> 00:24:12,083
‪我们比你想的要更相似

411
00:24:12,763 --> 00:24:13,963
‪天啊!

412
00:24:15,603 --> 00:24:19,203
‪-我的名字是 凯伦
‪-我的天

413
00:24:19,203 --> 00:24:23,003
‪我试过用真名出版一本
‪性心理学的书

414
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,363
‪但销量惨淡

415
00:24:26,843 --> 00:24:31,003
‪没有人想听内陆的土包子
‪谈论自我提升和性

416
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,363
‪哪怕我有硕士学位

417
00:24:32,363 --> 00:24:34,963
‪他们想听欧洲女人说这些

418
00:24:34,963 --> 00:24:37,723
‪所以凯伦变成了

419
00:24:39,443 --> 00:24:40,283
‪卡密尔

420
00:24:42,843 --> 00:24:46,843
‪但你总在说袒露自己

421
00:24:46,843 --> 00:24:48,243
‪你却在...

422
00:24:48,243 --> 00:24:49,563
‪掩藏自己吗?

423
00:24:50,683 --> 00:24:51,523
‪对

424
00:24:52,043 --> 00:24:53,003
‪多讽刺

425
00:24:55,843 --> 00:24:59,243
‪问题是 我觉得卡密尔

426
00:24:59,883 --> 00:25:03,123
‪是我的内心声音 我的真身

427
00:25:04,323 --> 00:25:07,163
‪她比凯伦自信多了

428
00:25:09,683 --> 00:25:11,083
‪人们会发现的

429
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,323
‪当然了

430
00:25:13,563 --> 00:25:17,123
‪但等那天到来 我会面对恐惧

431
00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:20,363
‪但我扮演卡密尔越久

432
00:25:20,363 --> 00:25:22,243
‪就能帮助越多的人

433
00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,923
‪她来自沃加沃加?你在开玩笑吗?

434
00:25:27,923 --> 00:25:30,203
‪我不知道我该不该说

435
00:25:30,203 --> 00:25:32,643
‪你在说什么?这就是你的报道

436
00:25:32,643 --> 00:25:35,003
‪“知名性专家其实是乡野村妇”

437
00:25:35,003 --> 00:25:36,403
‪这有点过分了

438
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:40,683
‪她活该 她在以假身份兜售胡话

439
00:25:41,283 --> 00:25:44,523
‪你知道她有心理学学位吗?两个呢

440
00:25:44,523 --> 00:25:47,763
‪所有的想法和研究都是她的

441
00:25:48,283 --> 00:25:52,203
‪好吧 她的理论都在讲诚实
‪可她在撒谎

442
00:25:52,203 --> 00:25:54,723
‪对 但如果能帮助他人
‪那些还有关系吗?

443
00:25:54,723 --> 00:25:56,803
‪她没帮助谁 好吗?

444
00:25:56,803 --> 00:25:59,603
‪我试了她“袒露欲望”的那套鬼扯

445
00:25:59,603 --> 00:26:01,403
‪我去道格的工作地找他

446
00:26:01,403 --> 00:26:04,403
‪在他办公室里给了他个全裸惊喜

447
00:26:05,323 --> 00:26:07,883
‪结果超级失败 好吗?丢死人了

448
00:26:07,883 --> 00:26:10,403
‪-我的天
‪-我的天

449
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,403
‪你是认真的吗?

450
00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:15,483
‪但我觉得丢人也是正常的

451
00:26:15,483 --> 00:26:17,003
‪我上课的时候也是

452
00:26:17,603 --> 00:26:21,483
‪够了 好吗?我不接受任何建议了
‪你得曝光她

453
00:26:21,483 --> 00:26:23,323
‪曝光听上去很过分

454
00:26:23,323 --> 00:26:26,203
‪利维 这是你的工作 好吗?

455
00:26:26,203 --> 00:26:29,003
‪重点不是感情 或担心谁

456
00:26:29,003 --> 00:26:31,603
‪而是要对读者坦诚

457
00:26:31,603 --> 00:26:33,883
‪你需要为瓦莱丽爆火起来 是吧?

458
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,123
‪-对
‪-这就是你回家的票

459
00:26:36,123 --> 00:26:37,883
‪爆猛料吧

460
00:26:50,723 --> 00:26:52,203
‪好吧 我的车在这里

461
00:26:52,203 --> 00:26:53,403
‪去写吧

462
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:56,563
‪我要回家去
‪假装去道格工作地的事没发生过

463
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,123
‪什么?

464
00:26:58,803 --> 00:27:00,003
‪那是艾萨克

465
00:27:00,963 --> 00:27:02,523
‪比你描述的还要性感

466
00:27:02,523 --> 00:27:03,723
‪再见 宝贝

467
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,843
{\an8}‪(霍尔街果汁)

468
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:18,923
‪艾萨克? 你好

469
00:27:19,523 --> 00:27:22,763
‪利维 你好 抱歉 我在等东西

470
00:27:22,763 --> 00:27:25,883
‪感觉好点了吗?

471
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:29,723
‪挺好的 我想对你袒露自己

472
00:27:31,123 --> 00:27:32,283
‪-好吗?
‪-扎克

473
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:35,563
‪-不是
‪-好 是这样...

474
00:27:38,563 --> 00:27:41,843
‪我喜欢你 那天晚上我很开心
‪还没喝酒

475
00:27:41,843 --> 00:27:45,323
‪这让我很害怕 因为

476
00:27:45,323 --> 00:27:47,043
‪去你的 因为

477
00:27:47,043 --> 00:27:48,803
‪-什么?
‪-麦克

478
00:27:50,323 --> 00:27:52,443
‪我没想说的那么难听

479
00:27:52,443 --> 00:27:55,283
‪我们的非约会之后 你变得很奇怪

480
00:27:55,283 --> 00:27:57,403
‪我不知道这是为什么

481
00:27:57,403 --> 00:27:58,683
‪-丁香
‪-丁香?

482
00:27:58,683 --> 00:28:01,043
‪你他妈逗我呢?丁香

483
00:28:01,563 --> 00:28:02,763
‪嗨 抱歉 名字很好听

484
00:28:02,763 --> 00:28:04,163
‪很漂亮的花

485
00:28:08,163 --> 00:28:09,003
‪你说得对

486
00:28:10,043 --> 00:28:11,083
‪是这样

487
00:28:12,363 --> 00:28:15,403
‪本着诚实的精神 你也把我吓坏了

488
00:28:16,123 --> 00:28:16,963
‪真的吗?

489
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:19,963
‪好

490
00:28:20,483 --> 00:28:22,963
‪我是第一次这样 戒瘾

491
00:28:24,283 --> 00:28:25,803
‪我完全不知道自己该做什么

492
00:28:25,803 --> 00:28:29,403
‪只能做跟以前完全不一样的事

493
00:28:30,363 --> 00:28:31,763
‪那是什么呢?

494
00:28:34,043 --> 00:28:36,203
‪一猛子扎入诱惑之中

495
00:28:42,683 --> 00:28:43,923
‪所以 怎么办?

496
00:28:50,403 --> 00:28:51,243
‪做健身房伙伴?

497
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:55,643
‪好 健身房伙伴

498
00:28:55,643 --> 00:28:56,843
‪艾萨克

499
00:28:59,643 --> 00:29:01,323
‪是你了 你的

500
00:29:02,243 --> 00:29:03,483
‪对 艾萨克

501
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:13,963
‪有人吗?

502
00:29:25,523 --> 00:29:26,843
‪(《袒露自己》 卡密尔拉维恩)

503
00:29:27,443 --> 00:29:28,803
‪(改变人生)

504
00:29:46,443 --> 00:29:47,803
‪卡密尔拉维恩

505
00:29:52,403 --> 00:29:56,443
‪卡密尔拉维恩是个多面体

506
00:30:05,923 --> 00:30:07,643
‪你今晚想看什么?

507
00:30:11,723 --> 00:30:12,683
‪随便你

508
00:30:15,163 --> 00:30:21,883
‪(盖兹 好久没...)

509
00:30:32,043 --> 00:30:33,643
‪(塞巴 你好吗)

510
00:30:37,243 --> 00:30:38,443
‪(收件箱 《标准》)

511
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:41,203
‪(真相曝光)

512
00:30:41,723 --> 00:30:42,683
‪(不止是我的外阴)

513
00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,203
‪(欧洲情色女王)

514
00:30:46,683 --> 00:30:48,683
‪(卡密尔拉维恩
‪袒露的不止是我的外阴)

515
00:30:50,043 --> 00:30:51,243
‪对 我同意

516
00:30:52,363 --> 00:30:56,963
‪我会跟作家说说
‪然后把细节发过去 好

517
00:30:56,963 --> 00:30:57,883
‪谢谢

518
00:30:59,563 --> 00:31:00,403
‪好

519
00:31:04,443 --> 00:31:05,963
‪我知道这不是我承诺的

520
00:31:05,963 --> 00:31:06,923
‪的确不是

521
00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,203
‪很大胆 鲜活

522
00:31:11,883 --> 00:31:16,443
‪但从页面访问量来看
‪获得了很多读者的共鸣

523
00:31:18,683 --> 00:31:20,563
‪-这是件好事吧?
‪-是的

524
00:31:20,563 --> 00:31:23,843
‪读者人数在稳步上涨 分享量可观

525
00:31:23,843 --> 00:31:25,763
‪我们的纽约报头

526
00:31:25,763 --> 00:31:28,123
‪决定在周末版里发布

527
00:31:29,563 --> 00:31:30,403
‪太好了

528
00:31:32,003 --> 00:31:35,083
‪你都知道了 去吧 我还要打电话

529
00:31:37,123 --> 00:31:38,643
‪谢谢

530
00:31:38,643 --> 00:31:40,163
‪-利维?
‪-嗯

531
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:43,883
‪我们都有恐惧

532
00:31:43,883 --> 00:31:46,643
‪但重要的是如何面对它

533
00:31:49,723 --> 00:31:51,003
‪《标准》的海伦金

534
00:31:52,403 --> 00:31:54,243
‪是的 你看希利的文章了吗?

535
00:31:54,243 --> 00:31:56,123
‪对 她是个很棒的作家

536
00:32:00,603 --> 00:32:02,043
‪-利维
‪-嗯

537
00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:03,243
‪-搞什么?
‪-什么?

538
00:32:03,243 --> 00:32:05,523
‪你没有曝光卡密尔 你曝光了我

539
00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:07,243
‪好吧 那个故事...

540
00:32:07,243 --> 00:32:10,683
‪“有些人把卡密尔的建议
‪按字面意思理解 比如我的闺蜜

541
00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:12,763
‪赤身裸体地跑去了她丈夫的工作地

542
00:32:13,363 --> 00:32:16,003
‪虽然她很性感 也没法在活动房屋里
‪跟人共赴巫山”

543
00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:17,443
‪这多好笑

544
00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:20,363
‪我的名誉 我的婚姻
‪对你来说是个笑话吗?

545
00:32:20,363 --> 00:32:23,483
‪不 当然不是 就这么几行
‪我都没点出你的名字

546
00:32:24,523 --> 00:32:27,483
‪你以为大家不会知道是我吗?
‪到处看看 利维

547
00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:31,843
‪我写了可以让人产生共鸣的东西

548
00:32:31,843 --> 00:32:33,643
‪我照你说的做了 我爆了猛料

549
00:32:33,643 --> 00:32:36,203
‪卡密尔的猛料 不是我的

550
00:32:36,203 --> 00:32:38,163
‪你为什么要保护她?

551
00:32:38,163 --> 00:32:41,723
‪你明明有个好故事
‪可你却坑了我 写这么篇烂玩意

552
00:32:42,683 --> 00:32:44,723
‪这不是烂玩意 艾米

553
00:32:44,723 --> 00:32:46,323
‪我为此袒露了我的灵魂

554
00:32:46,323 --> 00:32:47,963
‪天啊 什么?

555
00:32:48,603 --> 00:32:50,403
‪你害怕自己是废物吗?

556
00:32:51,043 --> 00:32:51,923
‪你就是 利维

557
00:32:51,923 --> 00:32:53,683
‪大家早就知道了

558
00:32:53,683 --> 00:32:56,563
‪天啊 你真的不知道
‪你对别人的影响 是吧

559
00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:59,363
‪等你回了纽约 我们会更好

560
00:33:07,203 --> 00:33:08,203
‪不好意思

561
00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:10,763
‪这是紧急情况
‪我得马上见辛格医生

562
00:33:10,763 --> 00:33:12,123
‪利维 我们说过了

563
00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:14,603
‪你不能不预约就突然跑来

564
00:33:14,603 --> 00:33:17,083
‪-你得签我的医疗证明
‪-你得别来这里

565
00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:20,803
‪听着 我保证
‪我会在纽约继续保持健身

566
00:33:20,803 --> 00:33:22,243
‪但我现在得回家了

567
00:33:22,243 --> 00:33:24,123
‪-求你签字吧
‪-我不会签的

568
00:33:24,123 --> 00:33:25,123
‪签吧

569
00:33:27,043 --> 00:33:29,763
‪把文件签了吧!操!

570
00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:36,603
‪天啊

571
00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:38,803
‪我很...

572
00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:45,323
‪我搞砸了

573
00:33:48,723 --> 00:33:49,603
‪操

574
00:34:50,443 --> 00:34:52,723
{\an8}‪字幕翻译:刘牧园