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{\an8}[phone ringing]
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{\an8}[Liv] Hey, Valerie.
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You pitched an exclusive,
and then delivered this shit?
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What's the deal?
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Where's my Gabriel Wolf interview?
Why did he ditch meat?
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Look, I just don't think
he was ever gonna tell me that--
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- Whoa!
- You should've pushed him harder.
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- I'm not publishing this.
- [instructor] Focus, please.
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I went out on a limb for you,
and you're screwing me.
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So right now, I can't sell you
as a judge for this show.
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No, you can. You absolut--
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- [line disconnects]
- Damn it! Argh!
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Sorry. Namaste.
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Your negative energy
is penetrating everyone's auras.
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Now, eagle.
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[serene music playing]
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- [thud]
- [Liv] Oh, ah.
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♪ You can call me the good-time girl ♪
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[Liv] I'm officially fucked.
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Why didn't I go back to Gabriel's
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and just chug some tequila
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and pry the story out of him
like I usually do?
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- Little thing called a green card.
- Oh, my God, you and your logic.
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[mock crying] I need help!
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Look, it's not over till it's over.
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Okay? You just need to remind Valerie
how awesome you are.
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How am I supposed to do that
when I'm on the other side of the world?
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Maybe you've just gotta think
outside the box to impress her.
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What?
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I have no issue there, trust me.
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The Standard's
already got a slot on her press junket.
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"Internationally-renowned
sex and self-empowerment guru."
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Oprah follows her.
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She's doing a seminar on her latest book,
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plus a few private sessions
at the Be Well Center.
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Camille Lav--
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La-- Lavigne-- La--
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Lavig--
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Lavigne. Yeah, she's French
and frustratingly elusive.
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Never does profiles.
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Ah, breaking news,
another elusive wellness guru.
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There's rumors
she was in a cult in the French Alps,
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but no one knows her background.
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She just appeared
on the radar a few years ago.
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So if I get a scoop on her personal life,
it will definitely be an exclusive.
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Might even go viral.
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- Or make enough noise to impress Valerie.
- Exactly.
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So go in, pitch your take to Helen.
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Helen hasn't given it to anyone else?
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Well, lucky for you,
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some idiot gave our lifestyle writer
coke at the AJAs.
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He's back in rehab.
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- You want in?
- [sniffs]
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Yeah, that's unfortunate.
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♪ Don't listen to no one but me ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got a trick or two
Right up my sleeve ♪
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♪ You're gonna see
All the trouble we'll get into ♪
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♪ Believe in this magic I put on you ♪
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[Liv] Hi.
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Is Doug still jerking off without you?
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- Jesus, Liv, workplace.
- Take that as a yes.
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Have you talked to him?
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[Amy sighs]
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Take that as a no.
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Thank you.
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If you're wanking and he's wanking,
there's obviously an itch.
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I find sticking a finger
up an arse usually helps.
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There you go.
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- [scoffs] Okay.
- [softly] Thank you.
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- You got this, Healy.
- Yeah.
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[exhales]
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An in-depth profile
is what everyone wants,
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but Camille
is a sophisticated, worldly woman.
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She won't open up to just anyone.
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- It needs to be someone on her level.
- Aren't you a food writer?
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Well, yeah, I'm diversifying.
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I have an office full of journalists
who actually work for me.
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- Why do I need you?
- Let's look at your options.
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Your lifestyle writer's in rehab,
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your investigative journo
is way too intense,
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and everyone else is too uptight
to lean into details of oral stimulation.
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I love the taboo. I live for it.
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I get Camille, and I get you,
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and I know you are desperate
to get a whiff of how this woman ticks.
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How do you propose
to get such a personal insight
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from a 15-minute Q and A?
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Same way I got Natalie Portman
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to compete
in a vegan hot-dog-eating contest.
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By forcing her?
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Convincing her it's her idea.
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You play them?
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I give them what they want.
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And I can get you
the real Camille Lavinyen.
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♪ Three, six, nine
Damn you fine ♪
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♪ Hoping she can sock it to me
One more time ♪
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♪ Get low, get low, get low
Get low, get low ♪
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♪ Get low, get low
To the window-- ♪
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Ooh! Okay.
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Hi. That was like a thing that we have,
but you're also here, okay.
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"Brutal honesty,
both in sex and in life, is essential."
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"Without it, fear will determine
your path, not desire."
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I mean, this woman is on point.
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So her advice is to communicate.
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- That's groundbreaking.
- [sighs]
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Hey, a food processor.
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- Or...
- Stick blender? The red one.
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I think it's a little more nuanced
than that, Dally.
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She talks about leaning
into the uncomfortable, taking risks.
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Maybe removing
said stick blender from one's arse.
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Remind me again why you're here.
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Mum's retirement gift.
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Your wedding
isn't the only thing on the agenda.
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- Today, it was.
- Hey, what about linen for Mum?
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Why? 'Cause she's got no reason
to get out of bed anymore?
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- I mean, it's fancy, isn't it?
- Yeah, but she thinks frothy milk's fancy.
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- Just get her a Nespresso.
- That is not a bad idea.
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- Should we get coffee cups to go with it?
- Yeah.
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Can we just focus
on our list for one second?
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Do we wanna get stemless or stems?
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Ooh. Uh...
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Maybe stemless? More modern.
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Although white wine gets warmer quicker.
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- But we mostly drink red.
- Oh, my God, stab me in the eye.
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[Dalbert] We're getting stemless.
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Maybe you guys
could add this to your registry.
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Get some tips on how to be
a more generous lover perhaps?
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We don't have a problem with our sex life.
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Yeah, or anything else for that matter.
It's the straights that need gurus.
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[mouths] That's a vagina.
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Oh. Hey, excuse me. Do you, um--
Do you have any of those latte glasses?
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- The double-walled ones?
- None left. You can order them in.
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Should we do it, guys?
Or is that too much?
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[sighs] I don't care.
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- Just get them.
- Yeah?
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- Sure.
- Okay, cool.
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Oh, my-- Dal, it's still here.
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Remember?
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Just like those ones from the B&B
we stayed at for our bone-aversary? Look.
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Honey, it looks like the tiny hands
are jerking off the candles.
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Graphic. I know it's weird,
but that's what I kind of love about it.
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Hmm, no. Look, trust me, I've got
a very specific design aesthetic going on.
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Yeah. Right.
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Love you.
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- [woman] Good morning.
- [Liv] Hi. Thank you.
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- So I've got it all planned out.
- Okay.
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Lucky last interview slot for the day.
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Yeah? You invite them out for a drink.
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Get them all boozy, compliments, whatever,
and then, bam, spill their guts.
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Hmm. Manipulative and clever.
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If it worked for Ms. Portman,
it will work for Little Miss Uncrackable.
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[Amy] I'm here
to support you like 10%. Okay?
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90% of me desperately needs pointers.
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All right, calm down, Nancy Screw.
You got crazy eyes.
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I need actionable solutions, okay?
So shoot me.
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Ah! Goodie bags!
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- Yeah.
- [chuckles excitedly]
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Oh.
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A crystal for your vag?
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Pizza cutter?
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No. [chuckles] It's for your skin, babe.
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- Oh.
- I know what these bad boys are for.
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Ah, yeah.
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- Oh, that's an ambitious right angle.
- Not if you breathe deep.
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[audience applauding, cheering]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Amy mouths] Wow.
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[Camille, in French accent]
Listen to your own voice.
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Reshape la langue around sex.
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We must challenge our urge to conform.
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Challenge that fear.
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We must allow our sexuality
to inform our every decision,
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our every mood,
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our every encounter.
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I want her to breastfeed me.
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- [Camille] How do we do this?
- Oh!
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Sexually. Don't be gross.
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[Camille] Embrace your truth.
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You must expose yourself sans fard.
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That vulnerability is the key
to unlock your awakening.
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Take the leap.
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Bare your desires.
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[woman cheers]
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[Camille] Bare your fears.
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Bare yourself.
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[up-tempo music playing]
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[audience cheering]
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[Liv] I'm getting definite cult vibes.
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Yeah, I would probably join.
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I mean, that naked thing
was pretty bold, I'll give her that.
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Hey, I've gotta go, uh,
but you've got this, okay?
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She's charming, you're charming.
It'll be disgustingly fun.
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Thank you. I know. I love you. Bye.
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- That's it for today. Thanks.
- Again, I just need a sound bite.
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- She's not in there.
- This is bull.
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We appreciate you coming.
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- Thanks.
- Hi. Sorry. Liv Healy with The Standard.
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- I'm Camille's last one--
- Yeah, Camille's done for the day.
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- All slots are canceled.
- I just need my 15 minutes--
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Don't we all?
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Excuse me? Can you--
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Oh, my God.
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- What-- She can't just bail like that.
- Camille pulls this shit all the time.
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Probably wanking.
Sorry, that's wildly inappropriate.
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- [woman] Screw her. I'm going to the bar.
- Yeah, me too. You coming?
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Uh, no, I'm good.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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What? This is totally my level.
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Excuse me?
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- Someone's taken a shit in the stairwell.
- [sighs]
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I know. It wasn't me. Just saying.
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Yeah.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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[sighs]
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[tapping on door]
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[Camille] It is open.
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Eve, the third lighting cue
was late again.
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I have told you,
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if we are having to use these local crews,
they must be briefed properly.
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Also, I need the Bucharest dates.
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[Camille screams]
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Oh! Sorry, I knocked your vibrator.
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Who are you?
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Um, Liv Healy.
I'm a journalist at The Standard.
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And you have a reason
you have broken into my room?
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Technically, you invited me in.
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And I know this is weird.
I'm not a crazy person.
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I can actually help you though.
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I completely respect
that you are a private person,
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but you could reach so many more people
if they knew who the real--
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The real Camille is.
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If they understood
what it is that makes you tick.
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Where you came from, how you became
the you that we all look up to.
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And I can give that to you.
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I can bare you to the world.
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Anyway, who says
we can't have a little fun while doing it?
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This usually works for you?
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This, uh, how you say,
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being full of la merde.
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- Bullshitting people.
- Uh, well--
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You can try to hoodwink me
with your sycophantry and alcohol,
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but until you can bare yourself,
you can bare no others.
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[vibrator chimes] I'm ready.
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It is time for you to leave.
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00:12:16,923 --> 00:12:17,763
Uh--
245
00:12:17,763 --> 00:12:18,763
- Vite.
- Okay.
246
00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:20,683
Okay.
247
00:12:26,603 --> 00:12:27,963
I just think if we had ten--
248
00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:29,123
Okay, thank you.
249
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:41,043
Mate, I've tried three different
detergents. Nothing's worked.
250
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:43,003
I'm telling you, you gotta pre-soak.
251
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:45,963
- Unless, of course, you want dull whites.
- [phone chimes]
252
00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:47,163
- [man] Fine.
- Yeah.
253
00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:48,723
Hey, hot or cold water, mate?
254
00:12:48,723 --> 00:12:50,603
Oh. Uh...
255
00:12:51,123 --> 00:12:52,363
I've got to, uh...
256
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:55,443
Hey, hot-- Hot or cold?
257
00:13:00,643 --> 00:13:01,523
What the...
258
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:03,483
Hello, lover.
259
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,083
What are you doing?
260
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:06,923
What?
261
00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:10,243
Did you wax?
Because you're very nude right now.
262
00:13:12,723 --> 00:13:16,043
[Amy] I'm baring myself
because I desire you, Doug.
263
00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:19,243
[seductively] Hear my voice
when I say, "I want you."
264
00:13:19,243 --> 00:13:22,243
Huh? Why are you speaking like that?
265
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:25,163
I-- Just shut up, and let's make love.
266
00:13:25,163 --> 00:13:26,123
[Doug grunts]
267
00:13:31,523 --> 00:13:33,003
[Doug groans]
268
00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:34,443
What-- What's wrong?
269
00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:36,083
[sighs] Nothing.
270
00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:37,723
Okay, well...
271
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:43,003
Just, um, had a double mocha
iced coffee before,
272
00:13:43,003 --> 00:13:45,843
and you know what coffee does to my guts.
273
00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:48,443
Well, to-- to everyone's guts.
274
00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:51,883
By all means, keep using the word "guts."
275
00:13:51,883 --> 00:13:53,283
Yeah, sorry. I--
276
00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:58,723
I'm all for this. I just-- I've only got
ten minutes left on my break anyway.
277
00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:02,603
Here.
278
00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:05,723
[whispers] Sorry, sweetheart.
279
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,963
[Gaz] As long as people have fun
and it's magical.
280
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:15,963
[Dalbert] Our friends will dance
whether it's a band or a DJ.
281
00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:20,083
Do you think these shoes would look best
with my cropped pants or my olive dress?
282
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,483
I don't... Dal, what'd you think?
283
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:25,683
Is your cousin's girlfriend's name
Kirsten or Kristen?
284
00:14:25,683 --> 00:14:26,883
- Kirsten
- Kristen.
285
00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:30,323
- I'll find out.
- Thank you.
286
00:14:30,323 --> 00:14:33,803
Oh, and pants, definitely pants.
Your ankles are gonna look amazing.
287
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,323
[Liv] Hey, kids, I'm back.
288
00:14:35,323 --> 00:14:36,803
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
289
00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:39,243
Shouldn't you be out
getting some sex guru drunk?
290
00:14:39,243 --> 00:14:42,803
- Didn't quite go as planned.
- Oh, Livvie. What happened?
291
00:14:42,803 --> 00:14:44,843
Nothing. She canceled.
292
00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:48,043
So I snuck into her room,
which she really didn't like.
293
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:50,363
She may or may not
have accused me of being full of shit.
294
00:14:50,363 --> 00:14:52,163
Oh, she is insightful.
295
00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:53,283
Oh, my God, fuck off.
296
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,083
What's all this?
297
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,803
Wedding favors. And yes, you can help.
298
00:14:58,803 --> 00:15:01,643
The sugared almonds
are going in the organza bags,
299
00:15:01,643 --> 00:15:04,123
and the stevia-sweetened pumpkin seeds,
300
00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:06,163
- they're gonna go in the, um--
- [phone chimes]
301
00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:11,563
[Dalbert] Oh, no.
302
00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:14,643
Just tell Bianga she can't bring
her chihuahua as a plus one.
303
00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:18,163
It's not that. It's the choreographer.
He's gotta cancel our dance rehearsal.
304
00:15:18,163 --> 00:15:19,203
Oh.
305
00:15:19,203 --> 00:15:23,443
Okay, no, maybe if I swap this around,
we can do, um, 3:00.
306
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:26,723
- But don't I have physio at 2:30?
- Oh, babe, you've gotta cancel.
307
00:15:27,363 --> 00:15:30,763
If we don't do this dance rehearsal,
your foxtrot is going to be a slothtrot.
308
00:15:32,283 --> 00:15:35,363
- Um, okay, yeah, I'll let the physio know.
- [Dalbert] Thanks.
309
00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:39,443
- So Dalbert has a tendency to dismiss you.
- What?
310
00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:42,883
- That thing before with the choreographer.
- Oh, it's fine.
311
00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:45,403
Well, he also vetoed
that candelabra that you wanted.
312
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:48,403
Well, he had a point.
It does look like a bunch of hand jobs.
313
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:54,243
Tell me, Gazareth, do you have a desire
to bare your voice to your betrothed?
314
00:15:54,243 --> 00:15:55,603
[shushing]
315
00:15:55,603 --> 00:15:57,963
Jesus. You read one self-help book...
316
00:15:58,483 --> 00:16:01,203
Well, it just doesn't feel like
Dalbert listens to you.
317
00:16:01,203 --> 00:16:04,763
Okay, you barely know him
or anything about our relationship.
318
00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:06,843
All the others were different, remember?
319
00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:08,323
Nick,
320
00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:11,083
Scotty, Sebastian.
321
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,003
- They just weren't as pushy.
- Oh.
322
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:16,243
Yeah, sure. Sebastian only cheated on me
with a whole bunch of random dudes.
323
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,403
Look, I know Seb fucked up,
but you were different with them.
324
00:16:19,403 --> 00:16:20,683
You were more you.
325
00:16:20,683 --> 00:16:21,723
I'm just saying.
326
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:29,763
♪ Do you really wanna funk it up?
Do you really wanna funk it up? ♪
327
00:16:29,763 --> 00:16:30,883
♪ Funk it up now ♪
328
00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:32,123
♪ Do you really wanna... ♪
329
00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:35,123
[Camille over headphones]
What is it that brings true fulfillment?
330
00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:37,603
We crave to be seen, to be heard,
331
00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:40,163
and yet we do everything in our power to...
332
00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:42,203
Ah!
333
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:43,203
Fuck it.
334
00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:53,923
- Really?
- What? I'm doing my squats.
335
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:56,083
That Camille woman
was right about one thing.
336
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:58,083
You are full of shit.
337
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:11,883
[Liv] Hi.
338
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,803
I hate orange wine!
339
00:17:30,323 --> 00:17:32,523
[Camille] Obviously painted by a man.
340
00:17:32,523 --> 00:17:34,083
Too symmetrical.
341
00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:40,963
[Liv] Um, you were right.
I wasn't being sincere.
342
00:17:40,963 --> 00:17:43,043
I knew both of these things.
343
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:45,763
Well, the truth is,
I need to write a profile on you
344
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:48,003
that is so fucking great, it goes viral,
345
00:17:48,003 --> 00:17:50,643
and my editor in New York,
you know, can forgive me
346
00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:52,523
for choosing my health over my job.
347
00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:53,683
But don't ask about that.
348
00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:56,163
That's a whole other shit show
that I'm trying to deal with,
349
00:17:56,163 --> 00:17:59,563
and it's just still a bit raah!
And just really fucking hard.
350
00:18:00,403 --> 00:18:05,083
[clears throat]
So there, I just bared my voice.
351
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,243
My desire.
352
00:18:06,243 --> 00:18:09,843
So can you please help me
and let me write a profile on you?
353
00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:11,923
No.
354
00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:14,963
Why?
355
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:18,083
You spout all this crap
about baring yourself,
356
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:21,443
and then you refuse
to let anyone know anything about you.
357
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:24,403
My work isn't about me.
It's about the people I help.
358
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,163
Right, and you just expect
those people to trust you?
359
00:18:27,163 --> 00:18:29,763
How do they know
you're not the one that's full of shit?
360
00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:31,843
Okay.
361
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:34,683
Okay what?
362
00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:38,923
We do my workshop,
my Bare Yourself Intensive.
363
00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:41,443
Then we will see
who is truly full of the shit.
364
00:18:46,203 --> 00:18:47,083
[fart sound]
365
00:18:47,723 --> 00:18:48,603
That was the couch.
366
00:18:48,603 --> 00:18:52,363
[Camille] Uh, well, feel free
to relax however you see fit.
367
00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:54,683
Yeah, I disinfect it after every session.
368
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,203
I don't understand
why we both need to be naked.
369
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:02,203
Nudity makes us vulnerable.
370
00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:06,243
It sheds us of the layers
we use to hide behind.
371
00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:09,003
Now, close your eyes.
372
00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:14,963
Listen to your voice.
373
00:19:16,163 --> 00:19:18,683
- Oh, am I supposed to be talking?
- Your internal voice.
374
00:19:18,683 --> 00:19:22,443
The inner voice
we have trained ourselves to ignore.
375
00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:23,843
Right, okay.
376
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:33,003
- Yeah, I got nothing, lady.
- Breathe.
377
00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:38,643
Breathe deep into your stomach.
378
00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:42,203
Let your senses overwhelm you.
379
00:19:45,363 --> 00:19:46,243
Now, listen.
380
00:19:48,123 --> 00:19:49,443
What do you hear?
381
00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:54,403
No. There's no voice.
382
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,043
But there is a sound?
383
00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:57,643
[ocean waves crashing]
384
00:19:57,643 --> 00:19:58,963
I guess. Um...
385
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,963
Water, the beach.
386
00:20:01,963 --> 00:20:03,563
So you crave the ocean?
387
00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:05,483
What? Oh, no.
388
00:20:05,483 --> 00:20:08,243
What is it, your desire, then?
389
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,083
- Uh...
- [ocean waves crashing]
390
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,203
I don't know.
391
00:20:12,203 --> 00:20:15,763
You do. Listen to that voice.
392
00:20:15,763 --> 00:20:18,723
[overlapping muffled sounds]
393
00:20:21,363 --> 00:20:22,683
I wanna run.
394
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:24,443
From the water?
395
00:20:24,443 --> 00:20:27,243
- I just wanna run away from here.
- Why?
396
00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:29,763
- Because it's scary.
- What is?
397
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,323
[tense music playing]
398
00:20:31,323 --> 00:20:32,403
[whining] I don't know.
399
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:33,723
What are you afraid of?
400
00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:35,443
- I don't know!
- Bullshit.
401
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,603
Listen to the voice.
402
00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:40,643
[tearfully] Of fucking up.
Of being a fuckup.
403
00:20:40,643 --> 00:20:43,283
Of... letting people down.
404
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,363
Why?
405
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:48,163
- [exhales]
- Bare your fear. Own it.
406
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,083
Why are you afraid? What did you fuck up?
407
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,763
Who did you let down?
408
00:20:52,763 --> 00:20:54,643
[music intensifies]
409
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:57,243
[gasping]
410
00:21:02,603 --> 00:21:05,883
[music slows and softens]
411
00:21:08,203 --> 00:21:10,203
[Liv breathing deeply]
412
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,403
Tea?
413
00:21:20,603 --> 00:21:22,603
[exhales deeply]
414
00:21:28,843 --> 00:21:32,883
Hey, uh, I'm picking up an order
for Gaz Healy. It's just some glasses.
415
00:21:32,883 --> 00:21:35,083
- Yeah, I'll go look.
- Cool, thanks.
416
00:21:50,323 --> 00:21:52,843
Oh, hey, babe. I made quinoa.
417
00:21:55,643 --> 00:21:58,723
That candelabra
would have gone perfectly here.
418
00:21:58,723 --> 00:21:59,763
We still on that?
419
00:21:59,763 --> 00:22:01,763
Well, I never got off it.
420
00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:04,923
I mean, come on, it'd be
a great centerpiece for this whole room.
421
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:06,803
That's where our wedding photo's gonna go.
422
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,203
Okay, so next to it.
423
00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:13,643
Look, I'm gonna
make this place look so amazing.
424
00:22:13,643 --> 00:22:18,163
And relationships are about compromise,
so can we drop the candelabra, please?
425
00:22:24,163 --> 00:22:26,203
Make you up a plate?
426
00:22:33,283 --> 00:22:34,443
How do you feel?
427
00:22:36,003 --> 00:22:36,963
Embarrassed.
428
00:22:38,403 --> 00:22:39,603
Weirded out.
429
00:22:40,283 --> 00:22:42,403
Like a giant knob, basically.
430
00:22:44,123 --> 00:22:45,923
Welcome to being human.
431
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:50,083
Are all your clients a bit blah afterward?
432
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:52,683
Oui, it's confronting.
433
00:22:52,683 --> 00:22:56,083
But I always let them decide
how much they want to bare.
434
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,523
I'm simply a guide.
435
00:22:59,283 --> 00:23:00,443
A guide to confusion.
436
00:23:01,283 --> 00:23:05,283
Well, opening up to your inner voice
takes practice.
437
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:08,123
Even when you listen
and acknowledge your fears,
438
00:23:08,123 --> 00:23:10,043
it takes time to understand them,
439
00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:13,163
recognize how much
they are holding you back.
440
00:23:14,243 --> 00:23:17,403
Just the first step.
I've been hearing a lot of that lately.
441
00:23:17,403 --> 00:23:21,523
Well, do you feel your fear of fucking up
is holding you back?
442
00:23:23,003 --> 00:23:25,763
- I don't know.
- No, not do you know.
443
00:23:25,763 --> 00:23:27,123
Do you feel?
444
00:23:29,563 --> 00:23:30,723
Uh, maybe.
445
00:23:31,403 --> 00:23:32,563
Probably.
446
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,323
You run from things.
447
00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:39,123
Hide parts of yourself, oui?
448
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,803
Uh, yeah, but...
449
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:51,363
I think if I'm not this, like, you know,
fun-loving, life of the party,
450
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,883
then who am I? I'm...
451
00:23:55,243 --> 00:23:58,803
I'm scared that the real me
will disappoint people.
452
00:24:04,363 --> 00:24:06,043
[in Australian accent]
I know how you feel.
453
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:07,843
I fear it too.
454
00:24:07,843 --> 00:24:09,243
Yeah, but you're ju--
455
00:24:09,243 --> 00:24:10,403
Wait, what?
456
00:24:10,403 --> 00:24:12,083
We're more similar than you think.
457
00:24:12,763 --> 00:24:13,963
Holy shit!
458
00:24:15,603 --> 00:24:19,243
- My name's... Karen.
- [whispers] Oh, my God.
459
00:24:19,243 --> 00:24:23,003
I tried publishing a book
on sex psychology under my real name,
460
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,363
but, uh, the sales were shocking.
461
00:24:26,843 --> 00:24:31,003
No one wants to hear Outback Kazza
talk about self-improvement and sex,
462
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,363
even with a master's degree.
463
00:24:32,363 --> 00:24:34,963
They wanna hear it
from some European woman.
464
00:24:34,963 --> 00:24:37,723
So Karen became...
465
00:24:39,443 --> 00:24:40,723
[in French accent] Camille.
466
00:24:42,843 --> 00:24:48,243
But you're all about baring yourself,
and you're the one that's--
467
00:24:48,243 --> 00:24:49,963
[in Australian accent] Hiding myself?
468
00:24:50,683 --> 00:24:51,523
Yeah.
469
00:24:52,043 --> 00:24:53,003
The irony, eh?
470
00:24:55,843 --> 00:24:59,243
The thing is, I think that Camille
471
00:24:59,883 --> 00:25:03,123
is my inner voice, my truth.
472
00:25:04,323 --> 00:25:07,163
And she's way more confident
than Karen ever was.
473
00:25:09,683 --> 00:25:11,083
People will find out.
474
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,323
I'm sure they will.
475
00:25:13,563 --> 00:25:15,283
But... [inhales deeply]
476
00:25:15,283 --> 00:25:17,123
...when that happens, I'll face that fear.
477
00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:20,363
[in French accent]
But the longer I can keep Camille alive,
478
00:25:20,363 --> 00:25:22,243
the more people I can help.
479
00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:28,083
She's from Wagga Wagga?
Are you kidding me?
480
00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,203
I don't know if I should use it though.
481
00:25:30,203 --> 00:25:32,643
What are you talking about?
That's your story.
482
00:25:32,643 --> 00:25:35,043
"Lauded Sexpert
Revealed to be Basic Bogan."
483
00:25:35,043 --> 00:25:36,403
Oh, that's a bit harsh.
484
00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:38,283
Uh, and well deserved.
485
00:25:38,283 --> 00:25:40,683
She's peddling bullshit
under false pretenses.
486
00:25:41,283 --> 00:25:44,523
You know she has a psychology degree?
Two in fact.
487
00:25:44,523 --> 00:25:47,723
So all the ideas and research are hers.
488
00:25:47,723 --> 00:25:52,203
Uh, okay, her entire philosophy
is about being honest, and she's lying.
489
00:25:52,203 --> 00:25:54,723
Yeah, but does it matter
if it helps people?
490
00:25:54,723 --> 00:25:56,803
She doesn't, okay?
491
00:25:56,803 --> 00:25:59,603
I tried her whole
"bare your desires" bullshit.
492
00:25:59,603 --> 00:26:01,403
I... I turned up to Doug's work,
493
00:26:01,403 --> 00:26:05,323
and I surprised him in his office,
wearing nothing.
494
00:26:05,323 --> 00:26:08,083
It was a huge failure, okay?
Talk about embarrassing.
495
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:09,963
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
496
00:26:10,483 --> 00:26:11,403
Are you serious?
497
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,523
[Amy sighs]
498
00:26:12,523 --> 00:26:17,003
But I think embarrassment is part of it.
It happened in my session as well.
499
00:26:17,003 --> 00:26:19,163
- So--
- No, don't even, okay?
500
00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:21,523
I'm not taking any more advice.
You need to expose her.
501
00:26:21,523 --> 00:26:23,323
"Expose" sounds violating.
502
00:26:23,323 --> 00:26:26,203
Liv, this is your job, okay?
503
00:26:26,203 --> 00:26:29,003
It's not about feelings
or tiptoeing around anyone.
504
00:26:29,003 --> 00:26:31,603
It's about being truthful
to your audience.
505
00:26:31,603 --> 00:26:34,003
Okay, you need
to go viral for Valerie, right?
506
00:26:34,003 --> 00:26:36,123
- Yeah.
- This is your ticket home.
507
00:26:36,123 --> 00:26:37,963
Lean into the juice.
508
00:26:39,523 --> 00:26:40,363
[Liv groans]
509
00:26:40,363 --> 00:26:42,243
♪ Come on over, come on in ♪
510
00:26:42,843 --> 00:26:44,603
♪ Come on over ♪
511
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,243
♪ Welcome back, we're here again ♪
512
00:26:47,243 --> 00:26:49,083
♪ Come on over ♪
513
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:50,643
♪ Come on over, come on in... ♪
514
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,203
All right, my car's up here.
515
00:26:52,203 --> 00:26:53,403
Go, write.
516
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:56,763
I'll go home, pretend that whole thing
at Doug's work never happened.
517
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,123
What?
518
00:26:58,803 --> 00:27:00,003
[Liv] That's Isaac.
519
00:27:00,003 --> 00:27:02,523
Huh? Even hotter than you described.
520
00:27:02,523 --> 00:27:03,723
See ya, babe.
521
00:27:04,603 --> 00:27:06,203
♪ Come on over ♪
522
00:27:06,203 --> 00:27:08,083
♪ Come on over, come on in... ♪
523
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,403
[exhales]
524
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,283
♪ Welcome back, we're here again ♪
525
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:14,803
♪ Come on over ♪
526
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:19,003
- Isaac? Hello.
- Whoa!
527
00:27:19,523 --> 00:27:20,643
Uh, Liv. Hi.
528
00:27:20,643 --> 00:27:22,763
- Hi.
- Sorry, I'm just waiting on a wrap.
529
00:27:22,763 --> 00:27:25,883
So... feeling better?
530
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:29,723
Yeah, fine.
Um, I wanna bare myself to you.
531
00:27:31,123 --> 00:27:32,283
- Okay?
- [man] Zack.
532
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:35,563
- Nope.
- Yeah. See...
533
00:27:38,563 --> 00:27:41,883
I like you, and I had heaps of fun
the other night, sober,
534
00:27:41,883 --> 00:27:45,323
and that really scares me, because--
535
00:27:45,323 --> 00:27:47,563
- But, like, fuck you actually 'cause--
- Excuse me?
536
00:27:48,243 --> 00:27:49,523
- [man] Mack.
- Oh.
537
00:27:50,323 --> 00:27:52,443
That came out way harsher than I intended.
538
00:27:52,443 --> 00:27:55,283
It's just you got really weird
when I went out after our non-date,
539
00:27:55,283 --> 00:27:57,403
and I don't know why that is.
540
00:27:57,403 --> 00:27:58,763
- [man] Lilac.
- Lilac?
541
00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:01,043
Are you fucking kidding me? Lilac?
542
00:28:01,563 --> 00:28:04,163
Oh, hi. Sorry. Lovely name.
Gorgeous flower.
543
00:28:06,283 --> 00:28:07,323
[sighs]
544
00:28:08,163 --> 00:28:09,003
You're right.
545
00:28:10,043 --> 00:28:11,083
I did, yeah.
546
00:28:12,363 --> 00:28:15,403
In the spirit of honesty,
you scare the shit out of me too.
547
00:28:16,123 --> 00:28:16,963
Really?
548
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:19,963
Okay.
549
00:28:20,483 --> 00:28:22,963
I'm new to all this, at being clean.
550
00:28:24,283 --> 00:28:25,963
I've no idea
what I'm supposed to be doing,
551
00:28:25,963 --> 00:28:29,403
other than the complete opposite
of what I always do.
552
00:28:30,363 --> 00:28:31,763
Which is what exactly?
553
00:28:34,043 --> 00:28:36,203
Dive headfirst into temptation.
554
00:28:42,683 --> 00:28:43,923
So, what then?
555
00:28:50,403 --> 00:28:51,243
Gym buddies?
556
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:55,643
Yeah. Gym buddies.
557
00:28:56,243 --> 00:28:57,443
[man] Isaac.
558
00:28:59,643 --> 00:29:00,723
- That's you.
- Hmm?
559
00:29:00,723 --> 00:29:02,243
- Your thing.
- Oh.
560
00:29:02,243 --> 00:29:03,483
Yeah. Isaac.
561
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:13,963
Hello.
562
00:29:24,203 --> 00:29:26,203
[soft music playing]
563
00:29:36,683 --> 00:29:37,923
[recorder app chimes]
564
00:29:46,443 --> 00:29:47,803
Camille Lavigne is--
565
00:29:52,403 --> 00:29:56,443
Camille Lavigne is a lot of things.
566
00:30:05,923 --> 00:30:07,643
What do you wanna watch tonight?
567
00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:10,683
Um...
568
00:30:11,523 --> 00:30:12,683
Uh, whatever you want.
569
00:30:33,723 --> 00:30:35,923
♪ Too, too, too easy ♪
570
00:30:35,923 --> 00:30:37,283
♪ I make it look too easy... ♪
571
00:30:37,283 --> 00:30:42,163
[phones chiming]
572
00:30:42,163 --> 00:30:44,683
♪ Too, too, too easy ♪
573
00:30:44,683 --> 00:30:46,603
♪ I make it look too easy ♪
574
00:30:46,603 --> 00:30:48,683
♪ Too, too, too, too easy ♪
575
00:30:49,763 --> 00:30:51,243
[Helen] Mm, yes, agreed.
576
00:30:51,843 --> 00:30:54,323
- Well, I'll speak with the writer...
- [object clanking]
577
00:30:54,323 --> 00:30:56,963
...and I will send the details over. Great.
578
00:30:56,963 --> 00:30:57,883
Thank you.
579
00:30:59,563 --> 00:31:00,403
Okay.
580
00:31:04,443 --> 00:31:05,963
I know it's not what I promised.
581
00:31:05,963 --> 00:31:06,923
Uh, no, it's not.
582
00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,203
It's ballsy, raw,
583
00:31:11,883 --> 00:31:16,443
but judging by the page traffic,
a lot of our readers relate.
584
00:31:18,683 --> 00:31:20,563
- And that's a good thing, right?
- Yes.
585
00:31:20,563 --> 00:31:23,923
The readership is going up steadily,
shares are sizable,
586
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,763
and our New York masthead
587
00:31:25,763 --> 00:31:28,123
just decided to run it
in its weekend edition.
588
00:31:28,123 --> 00:31:30,403
Yeah! Yes.
589
00:31:32,003 --> 00:31:35,083
Now you're up to speed, shoo.
I've got calls to make.
590
00:31:37,123 --> 00:31:38,683
Thanks. Thank you.
591
00:31:38,683 --> 00:31:40,163
- Liv?
- Yes.
592
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:43,483
We're all afraid of something,
593
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:46,643
but what matters
is what we do in the face of it.
594
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,723
[phone ringing]
595
00:31:49,723 --> 00:31:51,003
Helen King, Standard.
596
00:31:52,123 --> 00:31:54,243
Ah, yes, you read the Healy piece?
597
00:31:54,243 --> 00:31:56,123
Yeah, she's a great writer.
598
00:32:00,603 --> 00:32:02,043
- [Amy] Liv.
- Yes.
599
00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:03,243
What the fuck?
600
00:32:03,243 --> 00:32:04,843
- What?
- You didn't expose Camille.
601
00:32:04,843 --> 00:32:07,443
- You exposed me.
- All right. That story's about--
602
00:32:07,443 --> 00:32:10,683
"Some people take Camille's advice
too literally, like my best friend
603
00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:13,363
who turned up
to her husband's work buck naked."
604
00:32:13,363 --> 00:32:16,523
"As hot as she is, even she couldn't
get mounted in a demountable."
605
00:32:16,523 --> 00:32:17,443
That's funny.
606
00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:20,363
So my reputation, my marriage,
they're a joke to you?
607
00:32:20,363 --> 00:32:23,483
No, of course not. It's only a few lines.
I didn't even name you.
608
00:32:24,523 --> 00:32:27,483
You don't think everyone knows it's me?
Look around, Liv.
609
00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:31,763
Well, I just-- I wrote something
that people can connect with.
610
00:32:31,763 --> 00:32:33,643
I did what you said.
I leaned into the juice.
611
00:32:33,643 --> 00:32:36,203
Camille's juice, not mine.
612
00:32:36,203 --> 00:32:38,163
Why are you protecting her?
613
00:32:38,163 --> 00:32:41,723
You had a good story, and you chose
to screw me over and write this shit.
614
00:32:42,683 --> 00:32:44,723
It's not shit, Amy.
615
00:32:44,723 --> 00:32:46,323
I bared my soul for that.
616
00:32:46,323 --> 00:32:47,963
Oh, my-- What?
617
00:32:48,603 --> 00:32:50,563
You being scared that you're a fuck-up?
618
00:32:51,043 --> 00:32:51,923
You are, Liv.
619
00:32:51,923 --> 00:32:53,683
It's not news to anyone.
620
00:32:53,683 --> 00:32:56,843
God, you really don't see how
your shit affects other people, do you?
621
00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:59,363
We'll be better off
when you go back to New York.
622
00:32:59,363 --> 00:33:01,403
[tense music playing]
623
00:33:01,403 --> 00:33:02,323
[exhales]
624
00:33:07,203 --> 00:33:08,203
[Liv] Sorry, excuse me.
625
00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:10,763
This is an emergency.
I need to see Dr. Singh stat.
626
00:33:10,763 --> 00:33:12,123
[woman] We've been through this.
627
00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:14,603
You can't just show up
without an appointment.
628
00:33:14,603 --> 00:33:17,483
- You need to sign off for my medical.
- I need you to not be here.
629
00:33:17,483 --> 00:33:20,883
Look, I promise I'll keep up
all that wellness stuff back in New York,
630
00:33:20,883 --> 00:33:22,243
but I have to go home now.
631
00:33:22,243 --> 00:33:24,283
- Please just sign it.
- I'm not gonna do that.
632
00:33:24,283 --> 00:33:25,723
Just sign it.
633
00:33:27,043 --> 00:33:29,763
[loudly] Just sign
the fucking paper! Fuck!
634
00:33:30,963 --> 00:33:32,803
- Whoa. Oh!
- [Dr. Singh gasps]
635
00:33:33,603 --> 00:33:35,043
[Liv] Oh!
636
00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:36,603
Oh, God.
637
00:33:37,443 --> 00:33:38,883
- [Dr. Singh moaning]
- I'm so...
638
00:33:39,483 --> 00:33:41,563
[continues moaning]
639
00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:45,323
I fucked up.
640
00:33:48,723 --> 00:33:49,603
Fuck.
641
00:33:51,803 --> 00:33:54,603
♪ It's funny
How these people come around ♪
642
00:33:54,603 --> 00:33:57,083
♪ As the world
Seems to go round and round ♪
643
00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:59,403
♪ It never stops spinning ♪
644
00:33:59,403 --> 00:34:01,523
♪ And I won't stop winning ♪
645
00:34:01,523 --> 00:34:05,363
♪ This is only the beginning
This is only the beginning ♪
646
00:34:05,363 --> 00:34:08,203
♪ I'm young and accepted
Just marking my checklist ♪
647
00:34:08,203 --> 00:34:09,563
♪ Only concern is the check-in ♪
648
00:34:09,563 --> 00:34:11,363
♪ I keep 'em strung and rejected ♪
649
00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:12,923
♪ Keep 'em feeling neglected ♪
650
00:34:12,923 --> 00:34:16,123
♪ Won't reply to no message
But let 'em see that I read it ♪
651
00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:19,203
♪ It's funny
How these people come around ♪
652
00:34:19,203 --> 00:34:21,723
♪ As the world
Seems to go round and round ♪
653
00:34:21,723 --> 00:34:24,003
♪ It never stops spinning ♪
654
00:34:24,003 --> 00:34:26,003
♪ And I won't stop winning ♪
655
00:34:26,003 --> 00:34:28,643
♪ This is only the beginning ♪
656
00:34:28,643 --> 00:34:31,483
♪ It's funny
How these people come around ♪
657
00:34:31,483 --> 00:34:34,003
♪ As the world
Seems to go round and round ♪
658
00:34:34,003 --> 00:34:36,323
♪ It never stops spinning ♪
659
00:34:36,323 --> 00:34:38,323
♪ And I won't stop winning ♪
660
00:34:38,323 --> 00:34:42,763
♪ This is only the beginning
This is only the beginning ♪
661
00:34:45,803 --> 00:34:49,083
♪ This is only the beginning ♪