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‪-早安,朋友!
‪-天啊,莉維,靠!

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‪妳在這裡做什麼?

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‪我得把身體調好才能拿回綠卡

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‪一般人出院後都會先休息個幾天

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‪-我說我們之後再約
‪-我知道,可是妳整個人變得很...

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‪-所以妳來跟蹤我跑步?
‪-我只是想確認我們沒事

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‪別鬧了

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‪等等,我知道妳很火大

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‪-天啊
‪-告訴我該怎麼做才好

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‪妳可以先向我老闆道歉

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‪沒問題

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‪天啊,可以停一下嗎?

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‪-我跑不動了
‪-不要

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‪天啊

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‪王八蛋

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‪靠

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‪養生狂女子

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‪妳要去找個健身教練
‪可以問妳弟弟

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‪我傳了好幾個簡訊給他
‪他只回我發怒的表情符號

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‪-妳能怪他嗎?
‪-媽,我們都知道他是妳的心頭肉

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‪把手臂伸直

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‪這個好稠

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‪對,妳要吃能撐開腸子的東西

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‪今天多少?

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‪一模一樣

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‪天啊,到底還要多久?

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‪妳才振作三天而已

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‪也不想想妳一輩子到現在

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‪身體累積了多少垃圾

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‪怎麼?所以我下半輩子
‪都要吃這個和運動?

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‪我是美食評論家,這怎麼可能?

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‪我吃什錦果麥粥,走五公里

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‪每天早上從不間斷

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‪洛琳,不是所有英雄都穿披風

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‪我拜託妳,奧莉維亞

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‪妳得認真看待自己的健康

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‪我不是在吃這個嗎?

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‪對,妳是為了回紐約工作

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‪然後繼續糟蹋身體

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‪妳要面對現實

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‪妳已經不是20歲了,人生沒有捷徑

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‪那是妳說的

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{\an8}‪(朋迪排毒療程)

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‪朋迪排毒?

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‪-真的假的?
‪-真的,千真萬確

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‪我之前訪問米蘭達寇兒的時候
‪她讚不絕口

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‪普萊斯醫生說

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‪那些排毒療程所費不眥

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‪說得天花亂墜

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‪結果會害死人

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‪普萊斯醫生才會害死人

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‪妳知道那天他完全忘了爸已經死了

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‪沒錯,難保他接下來
‪會開蝸牛精液治療爛瘡

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‪奧莉維亞

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‪不,我是認真的,媽
‪妳應該出聲免得他真的醫死人

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‪妳才應該去向妳弟弟道歉

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‪今天大家都要我道歉

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‪(按摩)

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‪嘿,薇樂莉

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‪妳一小時之後有什麼事?

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‪-怎麼了?
‪-出事了

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‪正好是我要妳寫的

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‪戴克斯特法比安要做鼻到尾全餐

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‪還讓你自己斬雞頭

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‪-天啊!這...
‪-正好對上節目高層的胃口

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‪我把妳的名字列在名單上

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‪可以先等一下嗎?

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‪抱歉,我人還在澳洲

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‪妳搞什麼鬼,莉維?
‪不是說星期一會回來

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‪我在這裡為妳做牛做馬

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‪而妳在世界另一端逍遙?

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‪我要妳給我回來刷存在感

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‪-我一定會盡快回來
‪-說得好聽

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‪對我一點屁用也沒有,對妳也是

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‪我可以寫這邊的報導

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‪-找珍過來
‪-我保證一定能...

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‪薇樂莉?搞什麼...

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‪關於那天晚上頒獎典禮的事
‪我要跟妳說

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‪對不起

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‪艾美最棒,我是豬頭

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‪-那《標準報》呢?
‪-獨立新聞媒體

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‪我是最新訂戶,死忠粉絲

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‪謝謝,這些話傳封電郵就可以

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‪天啊

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‪-妳還好嗎?
‪-抱歉

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‪我今天第一次跑步

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‪-我覺得像被卡車碾過
‪-海倫?

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‪我得把腸胃清乾淨才能回紐約

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‪說來諷刺
‪是為了把腸胃裝滿垃圾的工作

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‪我想去做朋迪排毒

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‪這好笑,妳應該寫一篇專題

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‪不好意思

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‪-各位,交期迫在眉睫
‪-嗨

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‪搞什麼?

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‪我沒事,放心

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‪今天有什麼新消息?

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‪妳不能這樣跑到公司突襲我老闆

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‪是妳叫我道歉的

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‪-天啊,妳寄一封電郵就好
‪-寄電郵,我知道

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‪-可是我想通了
‪-想通什麼?

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‪趁我困在這該死的城市時
‪如何幫薇樂莉創造話題

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‪-答案就在這裡
‪-拜託別說是性愛錄影帶

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‪不是,噁心,現在又不是2008年

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‪聽我說

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‪“專業美食家進行瘋狂排毒

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‪只出不進”

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‪妳看

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‪“為期四天的

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‪斷食、中藥排便
‪針灸、拔罐、灌腸...”

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‪-妳要向薇樂莉提這個案子?
‪-不用,我不必去提案

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‪我只要寫一篇會爆紅的文章

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‪這絕對會爆紅

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‪怎樣?這個排毒
‪絕對能讓我寫出豐富多汁的故事

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‪同時還能讓我的血壓...

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‪搞定!拿到綠卡,回家

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‪去它的減肥,去它的運動

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‪我只要餓肚子,把腸子洗乾淨

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‪文章自己就寫好了

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‪-好喔,我會想看
‪-好

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‪糟了

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‪-還好嗎?
‪-我被網路酸民出征

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‪妳的工作真是悠閒自在

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‪這個週末剛好是亞契的生日

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‪他在學校被一些小屁孩欺負
‪所以我想好好彌補他

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‪我去忙了,好嗎?

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‪等等,陪我一起去被人插管子灌腸

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‪妳可以去按摩,那裡就像水療館

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‪我不需要按摩,我要這吹哨者打給我

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‪妳不是記者嗎?

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‪妳不想看我的污洞有什麼被灌出來?

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‪不想,別提“污洞”

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‪我的污洞?

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‪我恨妳,給我滾

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‪我的污洞...

135
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‪好啦,我去,快閉嘴

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‪這不是我老闆要的鼻到尾全餐報導

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‪喔,好喔,也太直接

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‪妳會感覺到自己正在膨脹

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‪-心靈上?
‪-是妳屁屁裡面,親愛的

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‪看起來像在獸醫院

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‪-妳的如何?
‪-有點油

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‪我們排空室不能帶手機進來

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‪謝謝妳好意提醒

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‪我拒絕

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‪抱歉

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‪天啊,小姐,妳吃東西要嚼

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‪天啊,我太不健康了

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‪看我,我需要用水管沖乾淨

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‪好丟臉

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‪-我們應該來拍張照
‪-好喔

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‪拿高一點

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‪-搶到了
‪-莉維!

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‪姊妹,妳要放輕鬆,喝點茶

154
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‪分析我的內容物

155
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‪我的吹哨者!

156
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‪拜託別過來,還在導流

157
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‪靠,幹!

158
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‪相信我,最好別那麼做

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‪妳不能再回電嗎?

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‪不行,這是未顯示號碼

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‪別拉,拜託

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‪喂?

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‪幹!

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‪-也許...
‪-閉嘴,拜託妳

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‪-最近天氣真好
‪-真的,外面天氣真不錯

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‪我瞭解,我們保證不會再犯

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‪謝謝

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‪再次向您道歉

169
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‪-這次又怎麼了?
‪-他開錯藥了

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‪兩倍劑量

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‪威而鋼

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‪晚上鐵定是場硬仗

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‪很高興又見到妳...

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‪雪莉

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‪沒錯,雪莉

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‪祝妳的...

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‪-一切好運
‪-謝謝

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‪總之,我只是想讓你心裡有個底

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‪這...我的天啊

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‪希望他沒把藥一次全吃完

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‪否則他老婆走路都有困難

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‪也是,幸好我不是她

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‪只是這個星期已經發生第二次了

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‪當然人難免會出錯

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‪我們都難免會出錯

186
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‪但已經是常態了

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‪我只是覺得

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‪如果我保持沉默就是不負責任

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‪洛琳,妳到底想說什麼?

190
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‪我對這些疏失很擔心

191
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‪加上你的家族病史

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‪我認為你應該去做失智症檢查

193
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‪嘿,我剛好到附近

194
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‪艾美在嗎?

195
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‪姊妹,她可能不歡迎不速之客

196
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‪艾美,莉維來了

197
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‪什麼叫你們不能做
‪純素且無麩質香腸捲?

198
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‪好吧,那就做成兩種

199
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‪關伯伯和關媽媽,你們好

200
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‪-你們好
‪-妳好

201
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‪這看起來超好吃的

202
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‪莉維,要一起吃晚飯嗎?

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‪-別跟我們客氣
‪-我不行

204
00:09:26,923 --> 00:09:28,963
‪我也很想,但我正在斷食

205
00:09:28,963 --> 00:09:31,363
‪是朋迪排毒,我不能吃東西

206
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:35,203
‪他們白人應該多經歷一點飢荒

207
00:09:35,203 --> 00:09:36,203
‪莉維

208
00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,883
‪嘿!

209
00:09:41,683 --> 00:09:43,683
‪給生日快到的小壽星

210
00:09:44,203 --> 00:09:45,843
‪-是給我的嗎?
‪-沒錯

211
00:09:46,403 --> 00:09:47,603
‪我現在可以打開嗎?

212
00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:48,883
‪當然,有何不可?

213
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,643
‪-哇
‪-糟了

214
00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:55,563
‪-很好
‪-看莉維送了什麼給亞契

215
00:09:55,563 --> 00:09:57,443
‪不能以“興奮”來形容

216
00:09:58,043 --> 00:10:01,283
‪-我們能談一談嗎?
‪-怎麼了?我們要開飯了

217
00:10:01,283 --> 00:10:03,483
‪依菲,快去洗手,要吃晚飯了

218
00:10:03,483 --> 00:10:05,643
‪-好
‪-妳在生我的氣

219
00:10:05,643 --> 00:10:07,163
‪我只是壓力很大

220
00:10:08,363 --> 00:10:09,763
‪亞契,要說什麼?

221
00:10:09,763 --> 00:10:12,563
‪謝了,莉維,妳會來我的派對嗎?

222
00:10:12,563 --> 00:10:13,763
‪我就是來自告奮勇的

223
00:10:13,763 --> 00:10:15,643
‪有需要的話
‪我可以幫忙亞契的派對

224
00:10:16,363 --> 00:10:19,323
‪-莉維可以負責遊戲
‪-她可以

225
00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:20,803
‪她真的可以

226
00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:23,843
‪-好吧
‪-太好了

227
00:10:34,923 --> 00:10:38,923
‪頭髮有光澤、指甲結實、眼睛發亮

228
00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:41,923
‪嗅覺敏銳,完全不餓

229
00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:43,163
‪也不痛了

230
00:10:43,883 --> 00:10:46,763
‪還有,意外地慾火中燒

231
00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:49,483
‪激烈的夢,和半人馬做愛?

232
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,403
‪驚人的大鵰

233
00:10:50,403 --> 00:10:54,043
‪大鵰的話題可以下午再說嗎?
‪拜託妳,奧莉維亞

234
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:56,083
‪我是在錄工作筆記

235
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,723
‪妳沒事吧?妳氣色很不好

236
00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:00,963
‪謝了,我懂妳的暗示

237
00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:02,883
‪妳猜怎麼著?今天是周末

238
00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:06,283
‪我要跟妳去散步
‪“我每天早上走五公里”小姐

239
00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:07,323
‪今天不行

240
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,883
‪妳不是每天早上都要走?

241
00:11:10,883 --> 00:11:14,203
‪我沒那個心情
‪況且,妳不是快餓死了?

242
00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:16,923
‪對,但我現在活力充沛

243
00:11:16,923 --> 00:11:18,323
‪我覺得好像重生了

244
00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:20,443
‪這句說得真好

245
00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:23,563
‪活力充沛,覺得好像重生了

246
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:25,883
‪薇樂莉一定會愛死這篇報導

247
00:11:25,883 --> 00:11:27,083
‪媽,妳看

248
00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:29,363
‪我不痛了

249
00:11:29,363 --> 00:11:31,963
‪-其實還有一點
‪-去找個健身專家

250
00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:34,003
‪妳家族裡就有一個

251
00:11:34,643 --> 00:11:35,843
‪打給妳弟弟

252
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:40,283
‪附註,如果把半人馬老二
‪比擬為水果

253
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,323
‪應該是鳳梨吧?

254
00:11:42,323 --> 00:11:44,483
‪(滑翔健身房)

255
00:11:44,483 --> 00:11:45,883
{\an8}‪(嘉瑞斯,個人教練)

256
00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:21,763
‪糟了...好喔

257
00:12:21,763 --> 00:12:23,363
‪快來人救我,天啊!

258
00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:24,283
‪妳沒事吧

259
00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:25,483
‪來,拉著我

260
00:12:27,723 --> 00:12:29,243
‪天啊,我打到你的老二嗎?

261
00:12:29,243 --> 00:12:31,203
‪-沒關係
‪-天啊,我真的很...

262
00:12:31,803 --> 00:12:34,403
‪-沒事,我可以...
‪-來,沒關係

263
00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:36,443
‪-沒什麼大不了
‪-不行!

264
00:12:38,483 --> 00:12:39,643
‪-靠
‪-我的天啊

265
00:12:40,403 --> 00:12:41,723
‪幹,我真對不起

266
00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:42,843
‪你還好嗎?

267
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,523
‪-不好
‪-天啊,莉維

268
00:12:46,403 --> 00:12:47,403
‪妳在搞什麼?

269
00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:49,803
‪你隨時可以出手幫我,阿嘉

270
00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:52,403
‪不要,快滾,我們名額滿了

271
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:55,163
‪但我是你姐姐,媽說你一定要幫我

272
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,843
‪-這裡不是藥局
‪-怎麼?我需要阿斯匹靈,我全身痛

273
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,483
‪兄弟,真是對不起

274
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:03,643
‪她是破壞王

275
00:13:03,643 --> 00:13:04,843
‪沒關係

276
00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:09,083
‪閉嘴,別聽他的,我可是人體陽光

277
00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:11,043
‪看得出來

278
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:14,123
‪妳的確點亮了我的一天

279
00:13:17,243 --> 00:13:18,683
‪拜託,阿嘉

280
00:13:19,723 --> 00:13:21,843
‪你是真的為了婚禮的事在生氣?

281
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:25,403
‪妳是真的要我免費教妳健身?

282
00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:29,123
‪聽我說,為了回美國,我一定要...

283
00:13:29,883 --> 00:13:32,283
‪妳就是恨不得
‪趕快脫離我們,對吧?

284
00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:36,203
‪祝妳順利把這一身調好

285
00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:41,803
‪我覺得你們需要一點隱私
‪我自己去外面消腫好了

286
00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:43,243
‪好嗎?

287
00:13:47,563 --> 00:13:48,643
‪他是什麼來歷?

288
00:13:48,643 --> 00:13:50,323
‪前足球員...

289
00:13:50,323 --> 00:13:52,603
‪-不行,妳想都別想
‪-怎樣啦?

290
00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:54,203
‪這裡是艾薩克的避風港

291
00:13:54,203 --> 00:13:56,403
‪妳是危險人物

292
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,923
‪拜託你聽我說好嗎?

293
00:13:59,123 --> 00:14:00,763
‪那是灌腸排毒的關係

294
00:14:02,403 --> 00:14:03,843
‪-妳走吧
‪-好

295
00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:05,403
‪我走...

296
00:14:09,123 --> 00:14:10,083
‪不行,快走

297
00:14:12,483 --> 00:14:13,363
‪真是的

298
00:14:30,243 --> 00:14:31,243
‪我不懂

299
00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:32,843
‪我昨天感覺好極了

300
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:34,843
‪我還要幫我朋友替她的孩子辦派對

301
00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:36,483
‪每個人到這階段都一樣

302
00:14:36,483 --> 00:14:37,683
‪我知道很辛苦

303
00:14:37,683 --> 00:14:40,803
‪-但只要妳堅持下去絕對是值得的
‪-好吧

304
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:42,123
‪在開始之前

305
00:14:42,123 --> 00:14:43,443
‪我們要再確認一次

306
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:46,603
‪-今天沒去做水療?
‪-沒有

307
00:14:47,163 --> 00:14:48,763
‪-不會頭暈?
‪-不會

308
00:14:49,243 --> 00:14:50,483
‪過去24小時內有服用

309
00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:54,163
‪-抗凝血劑、阿斯匹靈等藥物嗎?
‪-為什麼?

310
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:57,363
‪安全起見,我們需要重新安排時間

311
00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:00,323
‪沒有,都很好

312
00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:02,003
‪太好了

313
00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:05,123
‪準備拔罐了嗎?

314
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:06,843
‪準備好了

315
00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,723
‪看看妳這模樣

316
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:40,083
‪我早跟妳說過,那個排毒太荒謬了

317
00:15:40,683 --> 00:15:41,803
‪沒事的

318
00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:44,843
‪媽,我來幫妳...

319
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,643
‪妳每次想幫忙都會幫倒忙

320
00:15:47,643 --> 00:15:50,123
‪好喔,妳這是接近人格謀殺

321
00:15:52,363 --> 00:15:54,443
‪-奧莉維亞!
‪-天啊

322
00:15:55,843 --> 00:15:59,163
‪妳把這裡變成犯罪現場了

323
00:15:59,163 --> 00:16:01,923
‪是那個鬼阿斯匹靈
‪我不知道自己還在滲血

324
00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:03,003
‪妳是在滲血

325
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,803
‪好啦,因為妳把我結痂剝掉了

326
00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:09,203
‪都是我的錯,是吧?

327
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,003
‪媽,妳是怎麼了?

328
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,083
‪普萊斯醫生把我開除了

329
00:16:21,803 --> 00:16:22,643
‪什麼?

330
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,723
‪-為什麼?妳在那裡做那麼久了
‪-對,妳不說我也知道

331
00:16:26,723 --> 00:16:28,283
‪出了什麼事?

332
00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:30,323
‪因為我笨到聽妳的話

333
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,803
‪去跟普萊斯醫生說他記憶力衰退

334
00:16:32,803 --> 00:16:35,803
‪-他聽了不高興
‪-妳這麼做是對的

335
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:38,923
‪這不是對錯的問題

336
00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:40,443
‪我失業了

337
00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:42,483
‪也許是件好事

338
00:16:43,323 --> 00:16:45,883
‪妳這麼辛苦工作,該好好享受人生了

339
00:16:45,883 --> 00:16:47,083
‪像妳一樣?

340
00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:49,643
‪妳累積了什麼成績?

341
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:52,083
‪妳戶頭存了多少錢?

342
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,683
‪退休金呢?

343
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:57,203
‪妳也許是過一天算一天
‪但在現實世界...

344
00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:58,563
‪我是活在現實世界裡,媽

345
00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:01,203
‪別批評我的生活
‪只因為妳不敢開心過日子

346
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:03,843
‪我哪裡不敢開心,我開心得很

347
00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:06,443
‪我開心得不得了

348
00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:09,883
‪說出三件能讓妳開心的事

349
00:17:11,523 --> 00:17:12,643
‪來,說來聽聽

350
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:15,043
‪-咖啡
‪-天啊

351
00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:17,963
‪-電視
‪-哇,石破天驚,還有呢?

352
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,163
‪媽!

353
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,323
‪搞什麼?

354
00:17:31,323 --> 00:17:34,683
‪(今日公車服務全數取消)

355
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:43,803
‪停...

356
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:44,923
‪莉維希利

357
00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:46,403
‪史塔夫洛斯?

358
00:17:46,403 --> 00:17:50,603
‪嘿,兄弟,是千層麵莉維
‪妳不是住在紐約?

359
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,603
‪我是

360
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:55,883
‪我要去勃朗特找艾美
‪能送我一程嗎?

361
00:17:55,883 --> 00:17:57,483
‪有什麼問題,上車

362
00:17:58,523 --> 00:18:01,963
‪哇,你朋友好茫

363
00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:08,603
‪我跟你說,哪個運動最讓我意外

364
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,443
‪-好
‪-愛上高爾夫

365
00:18:10,443 --> 00:18:12,283
‪我一直想打高爾夫

366
00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:14,203
‪謝謝,這是法國產的麻布

367
00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:15,963
‪好多蒼蠅

368
00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,523
‪至少牠們有在吃東西

369
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,883
‪-謝了,史塔夫
‪-不客氣,莉維

370
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:34,763
‪-艾美,妳看是誰載我來的
‪-艾美

371
00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,203
‪-史塔夫洛斯
‪-聽說妳現在過得不錯

372
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,523
‪有人升級了

373
00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:39,683
‪好

374
00:18:40,883 --> 00:18:43,123
‪欣賞妳上個月扳倒財政部長

375
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:47,843
‪號外,史塔夫洛斯卡維拉斯
‪仍對妳念念不忘

376
00:18:48,483 --> 00:18:50,243
‪妳剛才哈草嗎?

377
00:18:50,243 --> 00:18:52,283
‪沒有,是二手煙

378
00:18:52,283 --> 00:18:54,163
‪怎麼...妳的背是怎麼了?

379
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:56,643
‪就是我在做的那個蠢朋迪排毒

380
00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:59,523
‪不准弄壞家具
‪不准批評我朋友的人生選擇

381
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,923
‪記住,這是小孩的派對

382
00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:05,883
‪各位,這是莉維,我高中的死黨

383
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:06,923
‪剛從紐約回來

384
00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:08,683
‪-莉維,跟大家問好
‪-嗨,大家好

385
00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,603
‪你好嗎?幸會

386
00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:12,923
‪我們其實在艾美的派對見過面

387
00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:16,243
‪妳把我們買給她的氣炸鍋弄壞了

388
00:19:16,243 --> 00:19:17,923
‪喔,糟糕

389
00:19:18,643 --> 00:19:21,323
‪抱歉,我不能吃這個,我...

390
00:19:21,323 --> 00:19:23,043
‪我在斷食,抱歉

391
00:19:23,043 --> 00:19:25,523
‪我的味覺可能歸零了,好難吃

392
00:19:25,523 --> 00:19:26,483
‪這是無敏食物

393
00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:28,643
‪要是碰了普通食物
‪有一半的孩子會爆炸

394
00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:30,563
‪總之,那是兩房的房子

395
00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:32,803
‪權狀1.65,是地面層

396
00:19:32,803 --> 00:19:33,923
‪沒有停車位

397
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,723
‪開價三百萬多一點

398
00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:38,163
‪沒有停車位

399
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:41,043
‪-拍賣會上無情地廝殺
‪-廝殺

400
00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:42,403
‪廝殺

401
00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:44,683
‪莉維,妳最近有看到什麼中意的嗎?

402
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,523
‪妳面前的39歲女人剛刷爆美國運通卡

403
00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:50,363
‪現在還跟媽媽住
‪妳問我有沒有在看房子?

404
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,843
‪當然有

405
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,043
‪找房子真讓人愛恨交加,對吧?

406
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:58,763
‪質疑人生抉擇的絕佳方式

407
00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:01,363
‪-所以妳在哪一行高就?
‪-我是作家

408
00:20:01,363 --> 00:20:03,163
‪寫些有的沒的,美食、生活時尚

409
00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:04,723
‪主要是《盛宴》雜誌

410
00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:07,043
‪我最近的斷食是為了寫一篇報導

411
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:09,963
‪-天啊,那真是我的夢想人生
‪-是她太謙虛了

412
00:20:09,963 --> 00:20:11,243
‪我能告訴大家嗎?

413
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:15,203
‪莉維將在一個全新的
‪酷炫烹飪節目裡擔任評審

414
00:20:15,203 --> 00:20:19,363
‪其實評審名單還沒正式公布

415
00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:21,363
‪但這的確是件大事

416
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,083
‪-我的吹哨者!
‪-爸?

417
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,523
‪-怎麼了?
‪-巴登說派對好無聊

418
00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:29,883
‪亞契,我相信他不是真心的

419
00:20:30,923 --> 00:20:32,963
‪-你知道嗎?我...
‪-妳去吧,交給我

420
00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:34,283
‪-好
‪-好

421
00:20:39,603 --> 00:20:41,043
‪天啊

422
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,963
‪也太無趣了

423
00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:47,603
‪妳好啊

424
00:20:47,603 --> 00:20:50,963
‪爸認為有教育意義的遊戲
‪能讓其他家長刮目相看

425
00:20:50,963 --> 00:20:52,363
‪我懂,真的不行

426
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,683
‪來吧,孩子們?

427
00:20:58,283 --> 00:20:59,323
‪玩遊戲了!

428
00:21:13,643 --> 00:21:15,443
‪加油,提米,要打頭!

429
00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:17,323
‪對了...不行

430
00:21:17,323 --> 00:21:19,163
‪妳不覺得這會助長虐待動物?

431
00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:21,083
‪驢子知道牠做錯了什麼,丹妮絲

432
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,043
‪-我是黛安
‪-來,我來...

433
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:24,283
‪喂!

434
00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:38,363
‪我有腎上腺素針

435
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:40,723
‪-奔牛!
‪-奔牛!

436
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,643
‪-食物大戰!
‪-食物大戰!

437
00:21:51,963 --> 00:21:53,803
‪史上最棒的派對!

438
00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:10,043
‪爸!

439
00:22:17,963 --> 00:22:21,083
‪-嘿,妳還好嗎?
‪-不好,我很不舒服

440
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,363
‪-來,快坐下
‪-好

441
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:25,403
‪來,吃這個
‪這是無麩質,但有糖分

442
00:22:25,403 --> 00:22:27,523
‪-不行,我正在排毒
‪-吃吧

443
00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:29,523
‪這...

444
00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:37,283
‪有得到消息嗎?

445
00:22:37,283 --> 00:22:38,523
‪有

446
00:22:39,203 --> 00:22:40,483
‪快提升妳的血糖

447
00:22:45,963 --> 00:22:48,323
‪很抱歉,那天晚上頒獎典禮
‪我沒有留下來陪妳

448
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,283
‪別說沒關係

449
00:22:49,883 --> 00:22:51,243
‪我知道明明有

450
00:22:51,243 --> 00:22:53,163
‪我只是想讓妳知道,我很抱歉

451
00:22:54,603 --> 00:22:55,723
‪謝了

452
00:22:57,163 --> 00:22:59,603
‪-我們沒事吧?
‪-當然沒事

453
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,923
‪真抱歉,我讓那孩子過敏了

454
00:23:06,923 --> 00:23:08,443
‪他死不了的

455
00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:11,323
‪巴登是個小混蛋

456
00:23:12,163 --> 00:23:13,243
‪(電費)

457
00:23:15,043 --> 00:23:16,683
‪謝謝你幫忙,達伯特

458
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,603
‪你的工作已經夠忙了

459
00:23:19,603 --> 00:23:23,443
‪拜託,以現在的房市
‪房子會自己賣出去

460
00:23:23,963 --> 00:23:25,163
‪況且,我們是一家人了

461
00:23:25,163 --> 00:23:28,843
‪所以妳應該知道我不可告人的小秘密

462
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,563
‪我超愛理財的

463
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,283
‪我是說真的,整理阿嘉的退休金

464
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:37,923
‪是我人生中最美好的一天

465
00:23:39,963 --> 00:23:43,003
‪我只想知道我是否存夠老本

466
00:23:43,003 --> 00:23:44,763
‪再去找別的工作

467
00:23:44,763 --> 00:23:47,483
‪好,我們來看看目前的狀況

468
00:23:48,123 --> 00:23:51,483
‪說來好笑,自從葛拉罕死後
‪我就在那裡工作

469
00:23:51,483 --> 00:23:53,323
‪風雨無阻

470
00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:55,203
‪是那個工作拉了我一把

471
00:23:57,243 --> 00:23:59,123
‪要是沒有這份工作,我不知道會怎樣

472
00:23:59,723 --> 00:24:01,083
‪洛琳,我老實跟妳說

473
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,163
‪妳現在毫無後顧之憂

474
00:24:03,923 --> 00:24:07,083
‪以妳的積蓄加上退休金

475
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,523
‪妳不想工作的話,隨時可以休息

476
00:24:10,523 --> 00:24:12,443
‪-你是說...
‪-退休

477
00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:15,363
‪今天就可以,妳已經過著夢想生活了

478
00:24:16,443 --> 00:24:18,603
‪-什麼?
‪-邁向妳嶄新的人生吧

479
00:24:27,803 --> 00:24:31,403
‪這次排毒療程到此結束

480
00:24:32,843 --> 00:24:34,763
‪張開眼睛

481
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:37,883
‪感覺如何?

482
00:24:40,323 --> 00:24:41,803
‪感覺很好,真的

483
00:24:43,323 --> 00:24:44,643
‪不過我搞砸了

484
00:24:45,163 --> 00:24:46,203
‪怎麼說?

485
00:24:46,723 --> 00:24:47,803
‪我吃了一個杯子蛋糕

486
00:24:49,603 --> 00:24:51,123
‪大部分的人都會破戒

487
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,843
‪-真的嗎?
‪-沒有人是完美的

488
00:24:54,523 --> 00:24:57,843
‪一個杯子蛋糕不會破壞整個排毒效果

489
00:24:57,843 --> 00:25:02,443
‪一次排毒也無法洗淨
‪我們這輩子對身體所做的破壞

490
00:25:03,163 --> 00:25:05,563
‪妳的旅程才剛開始而已

491
00:25:11,763 --> 00:25:13,563
‪這到底是怎樣的過程?

492
00:25:14,363 --> 00:25:16,563
‪從口臭和腹瀉

493
00:25:16,563 --> 00:25:19,323
‪到光澤頭髮、和半人馬做愛的夢

494
00:25:19,323 --> 00:25:21,683
‪這個歷程充滿驚奇

495
00:25:22,403 --> 00:25:23,523
‪但我的確睡得比較好

496
00:25:24,283 --> 00:25:25,923
‪思緒也更清晰

497
00:25:27,323 --> 00:25:28,883
‪在什麼東西都沒吃的過程中

498
00:25:28,883 --> 00:25:32,403
‪我才發現
‪過去吃了太多亂七八糟的東西

499
00:25:33,403 --> 00:25:36,683
‪雖然人生偶而還是需要杯子蛋糕

500
00:25:37,523 --> 00:25:39,763
‪還有我的血壓也降下來了

501
00:25:40,963 --> 00:25:43,363
‪只是還不夠低

502
00:25:43,363 --> 00:25:44,803
‪不然妳以為結果會是怎樣?

503
00:25:45,843 --> 00:25:47,003
‪妳浪費了好幾天

504
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:49,083
‪妳明明可以好好利用這幾天

505
00:25:50,043 --> 00:25:51,403
‪我的血壓下降了

506
00:25:51,403 --> 00:25:53,603
‪-勉強
‪-我的眼睛都亮起來了

507
00:25:53,603 --> 00:25:54,803
‪沒有醫學上的意義

508
00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:58,403
‪那個做排毒的女人說,我們的代謝...

509
00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:01,243
‪那個做排毒的女人有什麼醫學資歷?

510
00:26:06,243 --> 00:26:07,523
‪我是薇樂莉

511
00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:10,043
‪我不懂妳寫自己清腸排毒的事

512
00:26:10,043 --> 00:26:11,723
‪要如何博取節目高層青睞

513
00:26:11,723 --> 00:26:16,243
‪妳快給我回來
‪我要妳在紐約好好寫報導

514
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:19,363
‪幹

515
00:26:27,403 --> 00:26:29,363
‪(嘉瑞斯,個人教練,滑翔健身房)

516
00:26:39,843 --> 00:26:42,083
‪-阿嘉
‪-天啊,怎麼...

517
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,163
‪對不起

518
00:26:44,123 --> 00:26:45,283
‪我真的需要你幫忙

519
00:26:45,883 --> 00:26:47,723
‪我真的需要你幫我

520
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:51,883
‪這份紐約的工作很重要,我不能搞砸

521
00:26:53,443 --> 00:26:56,043
‪我不該那樣說你的婚禮,對不起

522
00:26:56,043 --> 00:26:57,083
‪我沒那個意思

523
00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:01,483
‪而且我幫你找到
‪可以從國外買到芍藥的人

524
00:27:01,483 --> 00:27:03,643
‪畢竟這裡買不到了

525
00:27:03,643 --> 00:27:06,963
‪我知道對環境衝擊很大,但花很漂亮

526
00:27:07,763 --> 00:27:09,043
‪還有,如果你要的話

527
00:27:09,043 --> 00:27:11,323
‪我很樂意幫你主持婚禮

528
00:27:11,323 --> 00:27:14,323
‪-不用
‪-沒問題,我完全瞭解

529
00:27:15,163 --> 00:27:17,243
‪但我是真的想幫忙

530
00:27:23,363 --> 00:27:24,203
‪好吧

531
00:27:25,843 --> 00:27:27,523
‪好,回頭見

532
00:27:28,043 --> 00:27:29,363
‪我們明天見

533
00:27:30,243 --> 00:27:32,523
‪魔鬼訓練,早上六點

534
00:27:33,963 --> 00:27:37,243
‪-我一定會痛恨到極點,對吧?
‪-那當然

535
00:27:45,723 --> 00:27:47,483
‪嗨,人體陽光

536
00:27:47,483 --> 00:27:49,523
‪嗨,你好

537
00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:58,523
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