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‪-早上好 朋友
‪-天啊 利维 操!

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‪你在这里做什么?

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‪我得恢复健康 才能拿回绿卡

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‪大部分人去过医院后 会休息几天

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‪-我说了我们回头再一起玩
‪-我知道 但你的气场好...

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‪-你在跟着我跑步吗?
‪-我只想确认我们没事

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‪不

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‪等等 我知道 你生气了

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‪-天啊
‪-告诉我该怎么做

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‪你可以先向我老板道歉

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‪没问题

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‪天啊 可以停下吗?

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‪-这太难受了
‪-不行

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‪天啊

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‪混蛋

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‪该死

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‪我为养生狂

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‪你需要健身专家 如果你找你弟弟

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‪我给他发了好多短信
‪他就回我生气的表情符号

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‪-你能怪他吗?
‪-我们知道 妈妈 你最疼他了

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‪手臂伸直

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‪这个太稠了

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‪你需要能活动肠子的东西

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‪今天是多少?

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‪完全一样

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‪天啊 这还要多久?

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‪你才改头换面三天

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‪想想看你这辈子累积了多少垃圾

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‪怎么 你要我余生都吃这个
‪还锻炼吗?

30
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‪我是美食评论家 这怎么可能?

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‪我每天早上都吃牛奶什锦早餐
‪走五公里

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‪不是所有英雄都披斗篷 洛琳

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‪天啊 奥利维亚

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‪你必须认真对待你的健康

35
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‪我都吃这个了

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‪是 为了回纽约 回去工作

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‪继续虐待你的身体

38
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‪认清现实 你不是20岁了
‪人生没有捷径

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‪那是你的说法

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{\an8}‪(邦迪净体套餐)

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‪邦迪净体?

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‪-不是吧?
‪-就是的

43
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‪我上次采访米兰达可儿时
‪她对这个赞不绝口

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‪普莱斯医生说 那些排毒价格高昂
‪吹得天花乱坠 然后要你命

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‪普莱斯医生迟早会害死人

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‪你知道他那天完全忘记
‪爸爸已经死了吗?

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‪对 他接下来会为治疣子
‪给人开蜗牛精液做药

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‪奥利维亚

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‪不 真的 妈妈 在他真伤到谁之前
‪你该说点什么

50
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‪你应该向你弟弟道歉

51
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‪今天很多人要我道歉

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‪(按摩)

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‪嘿 瓦莱丽

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‪你一小时后有什么事?

55
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‪-怎么了?
‪-有情况

56
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‪这正是我需要你写的报道

57
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‪德克斯特法比安要做无浪费料理

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‪你可以自己给烤鸡剁头

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‪哇 这真是...

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‪是电视剧高管会喜欢的报道

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‪-我会把你加入名单
‪-可以暂停一下吗?

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‪抱歉 我还在澳大利亚

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‪搞什么 利维?
‪你不是说你周一会回来吗?

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‪我在这里为你忙活
‪你却在世界的另一边?

65
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‪我需要你在这里 受到关注

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‪-我很快就会回去
‪-好啊

67
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‪但这现在对我没用 对你也没用

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‪-我在这里做篇报道吧
‪-给我接简

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‪我保证会...

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‪瓦莱丽?喂...

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‪那天晚上颁奖典礼的事 我很抱歉

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‪艾米最棒了 我混蛋

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‪-那《标准》呢?
‪-独立新闻

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‪我刚订阅 非常喜欢

75
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‪谢谢 一封邮件不就说清楚了

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‪天啊

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‪-你没事吧?
‪-抱歉

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‪我第一次慢跑

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‪-我感觉像被一辆卡车上过
‪-海伦?

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‪我需要清理我的内脏 好回到纽约

81
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‪讽刺的是 是为了去做一份
‪职业塞垃圾的工作

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‪我在考虑邦迪净体

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‪真有趣 你应该写这个

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‪不好意思

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‪-好了 各位 截稿期要到了
‪-你好

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‪搞什么?

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‪没关系 冷静

88
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‪今天有什么新闻?

89
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‪老兄 搞什么?
‪你不能来我的工作地点埋伏我的老板

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‪是你让我道歉的

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‪-天啊 你可以发一封邮件
‪-发邮件 我知道

92
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‪-但我想通了
‪-想通什么?

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‪怎么在这鸟不拉屎的地方
‪为瓦莱丽制造声势

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‪-答案就在这里
‪-可别说性爱录像带

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‪不是 恶心 又不是2008年了

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‪听着 “职业美食家
‪采取激进措施净化身体

97
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‪什么都不吃 全部排出去”

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‪看

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‪“四天的疗程

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‪包括禁食 草药泻药
‪针灸 拔火罐 排宿便...”

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‪-你跟瓦莱丽提了吗?
‪-不需要

102
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‪我只需要写一篇

103
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‪能制造轰动的报道
‪这肯定能制造轰动!

104
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‪怎么了?这净体活动
‪能让我写出很精彩的文章

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‪同时还能让我的血压...

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‪好了!绿卡 回家

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‪去他的节食 去他的运动

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‪我只需要饿着自己 把肠子清空

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‪简直是手到擒来

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‪-好吧 我愿意读
‪-对

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‪该死

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‪-你没事吧?
‪-在网上被喷了

113
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‪你的工作好轻松

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‪这个周末还是阿奇的生日

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‪学校有小混蛋在欺负他
‪所以我想好好办

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‪我得走了 好吗?

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‪不 跟我一起去被水管插吧

118
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‪你可以做按摩 那地方就像水疗中心

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‪我不需要按摩
‪我需要这个吹哨人打电话

120
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‪你不是记者吗?

121
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‪你不想看他们能从我肮脏的洞里
‪冲出什么来吗?

122
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‪-不 别说肮脏的洞
‪-我的肮脏洞?

123
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‪我恨你 滚出去

124
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‪我的肮脏洞 肮脏洞

125
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‪好吧 我去 闭嘴

126
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‪这并不是我老板所期待的
‪无浪费料理报道

127
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‪哇!进去吧

128
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‪你会感到自己在扩张

129
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‪-心灵上吗?
‪-你的屁眼 亲爱的

130
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‪这看起来像是兽医

131
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‪-你怎么样?
‪-挺油的

132
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‪去污空间不能用手机

133
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‪谢谢你问 但是不行

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‪抱歉

135
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‪天啊 伙计 你吃东西得嚼啊

136
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‪天啊 我太不健康了

137
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‪看看我 我需要被水管狂冲

138
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‪这太丢人了

139
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‪-我们应该拍张照片
‪-是啊

140
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‪抬高点

141
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‪-哎呦
‪-利维!

142
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‪不 伙计 停下 你得放松 喝点茶

143
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‪分析下我的内脏

144
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‪我的举报人!

145
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‪别这样 正在抽水呢

146
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‪该死!

147
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‪相信我 你不想那么做

148
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‪你可以再打回去吗?

149
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‪不 号码没记录

150
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‪别拉

151
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‪喂?

152
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‪该死!

153
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‪-也许
‪-别说了

154
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‪-最近天气真好
‪-是啊 外面很明媚吧?

155
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‪我明白 我们会确保下不为例

156
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‪谢谢

157
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‪再次抱歉

158
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‪-这次又怎么了?
‪-他开错药了

159
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‪两倍的剂量

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‪伟哥

161
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‪那一晚一定很坚挺吧?

162
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‪很高兴再见到你

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‪雪莉

164
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‪当然了 雪莉

165
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‪祝你好运

166
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‪-一切顺利
‪-别担心

167
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‪总之 我想让你注意一下

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‪真是的

169
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‪希望他没一口气都吃了
‪那他妻子要下不了床了

170
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‪是啊 我可不想当她

171
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‪但这是这周第二次发生这种事了

172
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‪人为错误嘛

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‪谁都难免

174
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‪但的确出现了规律

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‪我觉得如果我不说 就太不负责了

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‪洛琳 你想说什么?

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‪我担心这些错误

178
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‪鉴于你的家族病史

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‪我认为你应该接受痴呆检查

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‪喂 我正好在附近 艾米在吗?

181
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‪伙计 她恐怕没心情见客

182
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‪艾米 利维来了

183
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‪什么叫你不能做
‪素食和无麸质的香肠卷?

184
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‪好吧 那两个都要

185
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‪你好 关先生和太太

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‪-嗨
‪-你好

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‪天啊 看起来好棒

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‪嗨 利维 来吃晚餐吗?

189
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‪-随时欢迎
‪-我不能

190
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‪我也想 但我在禁食

191
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‪邦迪净化 不能吃饭

192
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‪白人该多经历几次饥荒

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‪利维

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‪喂!

195
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‪是准小寿星

196
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‪-那是给我的吗?
‪-是的

197
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‪我能现在打开吗?

198
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‪好 行啊

199
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‪-哇
‪-糟了

200
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‪-对
‪-看看利维给阿奇买了什么

201
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‪我可不觉得兴奋

202
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‪-我们能聊聊吗?
‪-我们要吃饭了

203
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‪伊薇 洗手吃饭了

204
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‪-好
‪-你在气我

205
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‪我只是压力很大

206
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‪我们该说什么 阿奇?

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‪谢谢 利维 你要来参加我的派对吗?

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00:10:12,563 --> 00:10:15,643
‪我就是为此而来 如果阿奇的派对
‪你需要帮忙 我可以的

209
00:10:16,363 --> 00:10:19,323
‪-利维可以帮忙玩游戏
‪-是啊

210
00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:20,803
‪这她是可以

211
00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:23,843
‪-好吧
‪-好啊

212
00:10:34,923 --> 00:10:38,923
‪头发闪亮 指甲坚硬 眼睛发光

213
00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:43,163
‪嗅觉更敏锐了 一点都不饿
‪也没有痛感

214
00:10:43,883 --> 00:10:46,763
‪还莫名的饥渴

215
00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:49,483
‪梦很激烈 跟马人做爱?

216
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,403
‪巨大的鸡鸡

217
00:10:50,403 --> 00:10:54,043
‪鸡鸡的话题能不能放到下午再说
‪奥利维亚?

218
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:56,083
‪我是在为工作记笔记

219
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,723
‪你没事吧?你气色不太好

220
00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:00,963
‪谢谢 我知道了

221
00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:02,883
‪你猜怎么着?今天是周末

222
00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:06,283
‪我要跟你一起去散步
‪每天早上的五公里

223
00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:07,323
‪今天不行

224
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,883
‪但你每天早上都去

225
00:11:10,883 --> 00:11:14,203
‪我没心情 再说 你不是在挨饿吗?

226
00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:16,923
‪对 但我涌出一股活力来

227
00:11:16,923 --> 00:11:18,323
‪感觉像是重生了

228
00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:20,443
‪这个说法不错

229
00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:23,563
‪涌出一股活力 感觉像重生

230
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:27,083
‪瓦莱丽会爱死这篇报道
‪妈妈 看看这个

231
00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:29,363
‪不疼了

232
00:11:29,363 --> 00:11:31,963
‪-还有点
‪-去见健身专家

233
00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:34,003
‪就像你的某位亲戚

234
00:11:34,643 --> 00:11:35,843
‪给你弟弟打电话

235
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:40,283
‪记录 如果要把马人的鸡鸡
‪跟某种水果做比较

236
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,323
‪应该是菠萝吧?

237
00:11:42,323 --> 00:11:44,483
‪(滑翔健身房)

238
00:11:44,483 --> 00:11:45,883
{\an8}‪(盖瑞斯 私人教练)

239
00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:21,763
‪不!好吧

240
00:12:21,763 --> 00:12:23,363
‪我需要帮助 救命 天啊

241
00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:25,483
‪你没事吧?来 抓住

242
00:12:27,723 --> 00:12:29,243
‪天啊 那是你的屌吗?

243
00:12:29,243 --> 00:12:31,203
‪-没关系
‪-我的天啊 我很抱...

244
00:12:31,803 --> 00:12:34,403
‪-没事 我...
‪-来 别 你没事

245
00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:36,443
‪-没事
‪-不!

246
00:12:37,203 --> 00:12:38,723
‪-天啊
‪-天啊

247
00:12:40,403 --> 00:12:41,723
‪我操 对不起

248
00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:43,123
‪你没事吧?

249
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,523
‪-有事
‪-天啊 利维!

250
00:12:46,403 --> 00:12:47,403
‪搞什么?

251
00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:49,803
‪随时欢迎帮忙 盖兹

252
00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:52,403
‪不 滚蛋 我们满员了

253
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:55,163
‪我可是你姐姐 妈妈说你必须帮我

254
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,843
‪-这里不是药房
‪-什么?我需要阿司匹林 我到处都疼

255
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,643
‪伙计 我很抱歉 她简直是个噩梦

256
00:13:03,643 --> 00:13:04,843
‪没关系

257
00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:09,083
‪闭嘴 别听他的 我是人形阳光

258
00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:11,043
‪我看得出来

259
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:14,123
‪你让我开心极了

260
00:13:17,243 --> 00:13:18,683
‪求你了 盖兹

261
00:13:19,723 --> 00:13:21,843
‪你还在气婚礼的事吗?

262
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:25,403
‪你是要我免费帮你健身吗?

263
00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:28,603
‪听着 为了回美国 我得...

264
00:13:28,603 --> 00:13:32,283
‪你就是等不及离开我们 是吧?

265
00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:36,203
‪祝你能调理好你这具身体

266
00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:41,803
‪我觉得你们需要隐私
‪我出去消肿吧

267
00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:43,243
‪行吗?

268
00:13:47,563 --> 00:13:48,643
‪他怎么回事?

269
00:13:48,643 --> 00:13:50,323
‪前足球员 他...

270
00:13:50,323 --> 00:13:52,603
‪-不 想都别想
‪-怎么了?

271
00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:56,403
‪这里是艾萨克的安全空间
‪你不是个安全的人

272
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,003
‪你能听我说完吗?

273
00:13:59,123 --> 00:14:00,763
‪是净体的关系 我洗肠来着

274
00:14:02,403 --> 00:14:03,843
‪-你去吧
‪-嗯

275
00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:05,403
‪我...

276
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,083
‪不 走人

277
00:14:12,443 --> 00:14:13,363
‪真是的

278
00:14:30,243 --> 00:14:32,843
‪我不明白 我昨天感觉很棒

279
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:34,843
‪我还得帮朋友办她孩子的派对

280
00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:36,483
‪到了这个阶段都这样

281
00:14:36,483 --> 00:14:39,843
‪我知道这很残忍
‪但坚持下去是值得的

282
00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:40,803
‪好

283
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:43,843
‪在开始之前 我们再确认一下

284
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:47,043
‪-所以 今天还没去水疗吗?
‪-对

285
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:49,083
‪-没有想昏倒吗?
‪-没有

286
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:53,643
‪过去24小时里服用任何药物了吗
‪血液稀疏剂 阿司匹林?

287
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,843
‪-怎么了?
‪-安全规章

288
00:14:55,843 --> 00:14:57,363
‪不然就得重新安排时间

289
00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:00,323
‪没有

290
00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:02,003
‪很好

291
00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:05,123
‪准备好排毒了吗?

292
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:06,843
‪嗯

293
00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,723
‪看看你的状态

294
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:40,603
‪我跟你说了 那净体很荒唐

295
00:15:40,603 --> 00:15:41,803
‪没关系

296
00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:44,843
‪来 妈妈 我帮你...

297
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,643
‪你每次帮忙总让事情更糟

298
00:15:47,643 --> 00:15:50,123
‪好吧 有点伤人了

299
00:15:52,323 --> 00:15:54,443
‪-奥利维亚!
‪-天啊

300
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:59,043
‪你把这里变成了犯罪现场

301
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:01,923
‪是阿司匹林的问题
‪我不知道我还在渗血

302
00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:04,803
‪-你是在渗血
‪-因为你把我的痂都撕开了

303
00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:09,203
‪这是我的错吗?

304
00:16:12,243 --> 00:16:13,483
‪天啊

305
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,003
‪妈 怎么了?

306
00:16:19,363 --> 00:16:21,083
‪普莱斯医生解雇了我

307
00:16:21,803 --> 00:16:22,643
‪什么?

308
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,723
‪-为什么?你在那里工作那么久
‪-是的 我知道

309
00:16:26,723 --> 00:16:28,283
‪发生了什么?

310
00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:30,323
‪我愚蠢地听从了你的建议

311
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,803
‪跟普莱斯医生说了他忘事的问题

312
00:16:32,803 --> 00:16:36,443
‪-他不喜欢听
‪-你做得没错

313
00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:38,883
‪错没错不重要

314
00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:40,443
‪我没有工作了

315
00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:42,563
‪也许那是件好事

316
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,883
‪你工作得那么辛苦
‪现在可以尽情玩了

317
00:16:45,883 --> 00:16:47,083
‪像你那样?

318
00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:49,643
‪你有什么成果?

319
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:52,083
‪你存了多少钱?

320
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,683
‪有多少退休金?

321
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:57,203
‪你也许是活一天算一天
‪但在现实世界里

322
00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:58,563
‪我就活在现实世界里

323
00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:01,203
‪别因为你害怕快乐
‪就糟蹋我的生活

324
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:03,843
‪我才不怕快乐 我很快乐

325
00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:06,443
‪我是个快乐的人

326
00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:09,883
‪说三样能给你带来快乐的东西

327
00:17:11,523 --> 00:17:12,643
‪说啊 说出来

328
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:15,043
‪-咖啡
‪-天啊

329
00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:17,963
‪-电视
‪-太棒了 还有什么?

330
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,163
‪妈

331
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,323
‪拜托

332
00:17:31,323 --> 00:17:34,683
‪(今天所有巴士取消)

333
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:43,803
‪这里

334
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:44,923
‪利维希利

335
00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:46,403
‪斯塔夫罗斯?

336
00:17:46,403 --> 00:17:50,603
‪兄弟 是千层面利维
‪我以为你住在纽约

337
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,603
‪是啊

338
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:55,883
‪我要去勃朗特找艾米
‪可以送我一程吗?

339
00:17:55,883 --> 00:17:57,483
‪当然 上来

340
00:17:58,523 --> 00:17:59,363
‪哇

341
00:18:00,323 --> 00:18:01,963
‪你朋友真壮

342
00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:08,603
‪知道体育方面让我惊讶的是什么吗?

343
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,443
‪-嗯
‪-喜欢高尔夫

344
00:18:10,443 --> 00:18:12,283
‪我一直想试试高尔夫球

345
00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:14,203
‪谢谢 这是法国产的麻布

346
00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:15,963
‪好多苍蝇啊

347
00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,523
‪至少它们在吃

348
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,883
‪-谢谢 斯塔夫
‪-不客气 利维

349
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:34,763
‪-艾米 看我搭了谁的车
‪-艾米

350
00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,203
‪-斯塔夫罗斯
‪-听说你住在这边

351
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,683
‪-某人混得不错
‪-好吧

352
00:18:40,883 --> 00:18:43,123
‪你上月扳倒财长可真帅

353
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:47,843
‪头条新闻 斯塔夫罗斯卡瓦拉斯
‪还喜欢着你

354
00:18:48,483 --> 00:18:50,243
‪你是刚抽过大麻吗?

355
00:18:50,243 --> 00:18:52,283
‪没有 是二手烟

356
00:18:52,283 --> 00:18:54,163
‪天啊 你的背怎么了?

357
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:56,643
‪是我在做的破邦迪净体

358
00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:59,523
‪别弄坏家具
‪别批评我朋友的人生选择

359
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,923
‪记住 这是儿童派对

360
00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:06,923
‪各位 这是利维 我的高中闺蜜
‪从纽约回来的

361
00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:08,683
‪-利维 这是大家
‪-大家好

362
00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,603
‪你好吗?很高兴认识你

363
00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:12,923
‪我们在艾米的派对上见过面

364
00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:16,243
‪你把我们买给她的空气炸锅弄坏了

365
00:19:16,243 --> 00:19:17,923
‪该死

366
00:19:18,643 --> 00:19:21,323
‪抱歉 我不能吃

367
00:19:21,323 --> 00:19:23,043
‪我在禁食 抱歉

368
00:19:23,043 --> 00:19:25,523
‪我的味蕾好像重置了 这好难吃

369
00:19:25,523 --> 00:19:26,483
‪是不会引起过敏的

370
00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:28,643
‪碰一下寻常食物
‪半数的孩子都会爆炸

371
00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:30,563
‪总之 那是栋两居室

372
00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:33,923
‪挂牌价是165万 一层 没有停车场

373
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,723
‪拍了三百多万

374
00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:38,163
‪快杀了我吧

375
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:41,043
‪-拍卖会简直是屠杀
‪-屠杀

376
00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:42,403
‪屠杀

377
00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:44,683
‪你现在看好什么了吗 利维?

378
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,523
‪我可是刚刷爆了信用卡的39岁女人

379
00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:50,363
‪跟妈妈住在家里 我想找房子吗?

380
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,843
‪当然想

381
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,043
‪看房子刷仇恨最棒了 是吧?

382
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:58,763
‪非常能让你质疑人生选择

383
00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:01,363
‪-你是做什么工作的?
‪-我是作家

384
00:20:01,363 --> 00:20:04,723
‪零碎的文章 美食 生活方式
‪主要是给《宴会》杂志写

385
00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:06,963
‪禁食也是为了些报道

386
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,963
‪-天啊 我真想过这种生活
‪-她是在自谦

387
00:20:09,963 --> 00:20:11,243
‪我可以跟他们说吗?

388
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:15,203
‪利维将成为一档很棒的
‪令人激动的新厨艺节目的评委

389
00:20:15,203 --> 00:20:19,363
‪评委还没正式宣布呢

390
00:20:19,963 --> 00:20:21,363
‪但的确是件大事

391
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,083
‪-我的吹哨人!
‪-爸爸?

392
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,523
‪-怎么了?
‪-巴登说派对很无聊

393
00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:29,883
‪阿奇 他肯定不是那个意思

394
00:20:30,923 --> 00:20:32,963
‪-你知道吗?我...
‪-去吧 我搞定

395
00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:34,283
‪-好
‪-好

396
00:20:39,603 --> 00:20:41,043
‪天啊

397
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,963
‪天啊 真没劲

398
00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:47,603
‪嘿

399
00:20:47,603 --> 00:20:50,963
‪爸爸觉得如果游戏有教育意义
‪能让其他家长眼前一亮

400
00:20:50,963 --> 00:20:52,963
‪真是蠢爆了

401
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,683
‪好 孩子们?

402
00:20:58,283 --> 00:20:59,323
‪玩游戏!

403
00:21:13,643 --> 00:21:15,443
‪加油 提米 打它的脑袋

404
00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:17,323
‪不

405
00:21:17,323 --> 00:21:19,163
‪这会不会鼓励对动物施暴?

406
00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:21,083
‪驴子知道它做了什么 丹妮丝

407
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,043
‪-是黛安
‪-喂 孩子...谢谢

408
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:24,283
‪喂!

409
00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:38,363
‪我拿肾上腺素注射剂来了!

410
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:40,723
‪-斗牛!
‪-斗牛!

411
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,203
‪-食物大战!
‪-食物大战!

412
00:21:51,963 --> 00:21:53,803
‪最棒的派对!

413
00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:10,043
‪爸爸!

414
00:22:17,963 --> 00:22:21,083
‪-嘿 你没事吧?
‪-有事 我不舒服

415
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,003
‪-坐下吧
‪-嗯

416
00:22:23,003 --> 00:22:25,403
‪吃这个 无麸质 但含糖

417
00:22:25,403 --> 00:22:27,523
‪-我不能吃 在净体
‪-吃吧

418
00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:29,523
‪它...

419
00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:38,523
‪-你的报道拿下了吗?
‪-是的

420
00:22:39,203 --> 00:22:40,483
‪提高一下血糖吧

421
00:22:45,963 --> 00:22:48,323
‪很抱歉颁奖那天晚上我没能陪伴你

422
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:51,243
‪别说没关系 因为我知道有关系

423
00:22:51,243 --> 00:22:53,163
‪我只想告诉你 我很抱歉

424
00:22:54,603 --> 00:22:55,723
‪谢谢

425
00:22:57,163 --> 00:22:59,603
‪-我们没事了?
‪-我们没事了

426
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,923
‪抱歉害那个孩子过敏了

427
00:23:06,923 --> 00:23:08,443
‪他会没事的

428
00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:11,323
‪巴登是个小混蛋

429
00:23:12,163 --> 00:23:13,243
‪(电费单)

430
00:23:15,043 --> 00:23:16,683
‪谢谢你这么做 达伯特

431
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,603
‪你的工作就够忙的了

432
00:23:19,603 --> 00:23:23,443
‪得了 现在的市场 房子自己就能卖

433
00:23:23,963 --> 00:23:25,163
‪而且我们现在是一家人了

434
00:23:25,163 --> 00:23:28,843
‪所以你该知道我的肮脏小秘密了

435
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,563
‪我喜欢解决财务问题

436
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,283
‪真的 整理盖兹的退休金计划

437
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:37,923
‪是我人生中最美好的一天

438
00:23:39,963 --> 00:23:43,003
‪我只想知道 在找到别的工作前

439
00:23:43,003 --> 00:23:44,763
‪我能让自己渡过难关

440
00:23:44,763 --> 00:23:47,483
‪来看看现在的情况如何吧

441
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:51,483
‪说来好笑 自格雷厄姆死后
‪我一直在那里工作

442
00:23:51,483 --> 00:23:53,323
‪不管疾风骤雨 还是阳光明媚

443
00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:55,203
‪那个工作救了我

444
00:23:57,243 --> 00:23:59,123
‪我不知道没有了它我又是谁

445
00:23:59,723 --> 00:24:03,163
‪洛琳 我得说 你的情况很不错

446
00:24:03,923 --> 00:24:07,083
‪你的积蓄 加上退休金

447
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,523
‪如果你想的话 可以不用工作了

448
00:24:10,523 --> 00:24:12,443
‪-你是说
‪-退休

449
00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:15,363
‪今天就行 你实现了梦想

450
00:24:16,443 --> 00:24:18,603
‪-什么?
‪-跟你的新生活打个招呼吧

451
00:24:27,803 --> 00:24:31,403
‪你的净体就此结束了

452
00:24:32,843 --> 00:24:34,763
‪睁开眼睛

453
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:37,883
‪你感觉如何?

454
00:24:40,323 --> 00:24:41,803
‪真的很好

455
00:24:43,323 --> 00:24:44,643
‪但我搞砸了

456
00:24:45,163 --> 00:24:46,203
‪什么意思?

457
00:24:46,723 --> 00:24:47,803
‪我吃了纸杯蛋糕

458
00:24:49,603 --> 00:24:51,123
‪大部分人都有疏忽

459
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,843
‪-真的吗?
‪-没有人是完美的

460
00:24:54,523 --> 00:24:57,843
‪一个纸杯蛋糕不会抵消净体的效果

461
00:24:57,843 --> 00:25:00,083
‪一次净体也不能

462
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,443
‪抵消我们这辈子对身体做的一切

463
00:25:03,163 --> 00:25:05,563
‪这只是你旅程的开始

464
00:25:11,763 --> 00:25:13,563
‪到底发生了什么事?

465
00:25:14,363 --> 00:25:16,563
‪从口气熏天和腹泻

466
00:25:16,563 --> 00:25:19,323
‪到头发发亮和梦里跟马人做爱

467
00:25:19,323 --> 00:25:21,683
‪这个故事充满了惊喜

468
00:25:22,403 --> 00:25:25,923
‪但我睡得更好 思维也更清楚了

469
00:25:27,203 --> 00:25:28,883
‪什么都不吃

470
00:25:28,883 --> 00:25:32,403
‪让我意识到我之前吃了多少垃圾

471
00:25:33,403 --> 00:25:36,683
‪但生活也偶尔需要一个纸杯蛋糕

472
00:25:37,523 --> 00:25:39,763
‪而且 我的血压下降了

473
00:25:40,963 --> 00:25:43,363
‪但还不够

474
00:25:43,363 --> 00:25:44,803
‪你以为会怎么样?

475
00:25:45,843 --> 00:25:49,083
‪你们浪费了时间
‪你本可以做正确的事

476
00:25:50,043 --> 00:25:51,403
‪我的血压下降了

477
00:25:51,403 --> 00:25:53,603
‪-就一点点
‪-我的眼睛也很亮

478
00:25:53,603 --> 00:25:54,803
‪没有医学关联

479
00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:58,403
‪净体的那位女士说 我们的新陈代谢...

480
00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:01,243
‪净体的那位女士有什么医疗资质?

481
00:26:06,203 --> 00:26:07,523
‪我是瓦莱丽

482
00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:10,043
‪不知道你怎么会以为写你排便

483
00:26:10,043 --> 00:26:11,723
‪能打动剧集高管

484
00:26:11,723 --> 00:26:16,243
‪快点回来 我需要你在纽约写东西

485
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:19,363
‪操

486
00:26:27,403 --> 00:26:29,363
‪(盖瑞斯 私人教练 滑翔健身房)

487
00:26:39,843 --> 00:26:42,083
‪-盖兹
‪-天啊 什么...

488
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,163
‪抱歉

489
00:26:44,123 --> 00:26:45,283
‪我真的需要你帮忙

490
00:26:45,883 --> 00:26:47,723
‪我需要你帮我调理

491
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:51,883
‪纽约的这份工作很重要
‪我不能搞砸

492
00:26:53,443 --> 00:26:56,043
‪我为我对你婚礼的评价道歉

493
00:26:56,043 --> 00:26:57,083
‪我不是那个意思

494
00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,843
‪我还给你找了个人

495
00:26:59,843 --> 00:27:03,643
‪可以在国外买到牡丹 哪怕这里没有

496
00:27:03,643 --> 00:27:06,963
‪应该会对环境有很大影响
‪但会很好看

497
00:27:07,763 --> 00:27:09,043
‪如果你愿意

498
00:27:09,043 --> 00:27:11,323
‪我很乐意主持你的婚礼

499
00:27:11,323 --> 00:27:14,323
‪-不
‪-没关系 我完全理解

500
00:27:15,163 --> 00:27:17,243
‪但我真很想尽力帮忙

501
00:27:23,363 --> 00:27:24,203
‪好

502
00:27:25,843 --> 00:27:27,523
‪好吧 再见

503
00:27:28,043 --> 00:27:29,363
‪明天见

504
00:27:30,243 --> 00:27:32,523
‪新兵训练营 早上6点

505
00:27:33,963 --> 00:27:37,243
‪-我会讨厌死的吧?
‪-绝对的

506
00:27:45,723 --> 00:27:47,483
‪嘿 人形阳光

507
00:27:47,483 --> 00:27:49,523
‪嗨

508
00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:58,523
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