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["Put The Work In"
by LG (Team Genius) playing]
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♪ Put the work in ♪
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{\an8}♪ Told the baby girl
She gotta do it with a purpose ♪
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{\an8}♪ Madonna by the mirror
Man, I heard that she a virgin, sheesh ♪
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♪ And I been in the gym all week ♪
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♪ Heavy bars
That's how I drop the gems y'all need ♪
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♪ I been workin'
On this body for beach all winter ♪
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♪ Yoga and Pilates
Watch me keep my figure ♪
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♪ Snapback like Beyoncé
Kill the beats like jigga ♪
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♪ Share the vision
But not everybody see my picture ♪
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- Morning, friend!
- Jesus, Liv, fuck!
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What are you doing here?
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What? I have to get fit
to get my green card back.
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Most people
wait a few days after a hospital visit.
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- I said we'd hang out later.
- Yeah, I know, but your whole vibe's very...
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So you're stalking me on my run?
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- No. I just wanna check that we're cool.
- No.
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[Liv] Wait. I get it, you're pissed.
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- God.
- Just tell me what to do.
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You can start by apologizing to my boss.
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Done.
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Oh, God. Can we please stop?
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- This is horrible.
- No.
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Oh, God.
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Ow.
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Motherfucker.
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[groans] Oh! Shit.
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[grunting]
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♪ You can call me the good-time girl ♪
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[Liv] Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow!
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You need a fitness professional.
If you'd asked your brother...
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Well, I text him several times,
and all I get back are angry face emojis.
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- Can you blame him?
- Oh, we get it, Mum, he's your favorite.
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Straighten your arm.
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This is very dense.
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Yes. Well, you need something
to open your bowels.
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What is it today?
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- Exactly the same.
- Oh, my God, how long is this gonna take?
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You've only been cleaning up your act
for three days!
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Imagine how much junk
you've accumulated over a lifetime.
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What, I'm just supposed to eat this
and exercise for the rest of my life?
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I'm a food critic. How's that possible?
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I eat Bircher
and walk 5Ks every single morning.
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Well, not all heroes wear capes, Lorraine.
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Oh, for God's sake, Olivia.
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You have got to take
your health seriously.
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I'm eating this, aren't I?
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Yes, that's so you can get back
to New York and a job and--
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And abuse your body further.
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Reality check, you're no longer 20.
There are no shortcuts in life.
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According to you.
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- [soothing music playing on phone]
- Oh.
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"Bondi Cleanse"?
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- Really?
- Yes, really.
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Miranda Kerr raved about it
last time I interviewed her.
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Dr. Price says those detoxes
cost an arm, promise you the world,
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then kill you.
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Dr. Price will kill someone.
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You know, he completely forgot
Dad was dead the other day?
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Yeah. He'll prescribe
snail semen for warts next.
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- [chuckles] Olivia.
- No, I mean it, Mum.
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You should say something
before he really hurts someone.
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And you should apologize to your brother.
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[sighs]
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A lot of people wanting apologies today.
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[phone ringing]
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Hey, Valerie.
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What are you doing in one hour?
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- [laughs hesitantly] Um, why?
- Something's come up.
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It's exactly the kind of story
I need you to write.
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Dexter Fabian's doing a nose-to-tail
where you can behead your own spatchcock.
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Oh, that's--
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Just the sort of story
the show execs will love.
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- I'm putting your name on the list.
- Oh, can you just take a pause on that?
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Sorry. I'm still in Australia.
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What the fuck, Liv?
You said you'd be back by Monday.
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I'm here working my ass off for you,
and you're on the other side of the world?
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I need you here, getting noticed.
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- Uh, I'm gonna be back so soon.
- Cute.
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Doesn't help me right now, or you.
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- Let me get a story here.
- Get me Jane.
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- I promise it'll be--
- [line disconnects]
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Valerie? Hel--
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So about the awards the other night,
I just wanted to say I'm sorry,
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Amy's the best, I'm a dickhead.
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- And The Standard?
- Um, independent journalism.
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Newest subscriber, big fan.
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Thank you
for what could have been an email.
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[groaning] Oh. Jeez.
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- You all right?
- Sorry.
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I jogged for the first time.
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- I feel I've been fucked by a truck.
- Helen?
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I need to de-garbage my guts
so I can get back to New York
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and a job which is, ironically,
being a professional garbage guts.
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I'm thinking, um, Bondi Cleanse.
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That's funny. You should write about it.
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Excuse me.
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Oh.
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- [Valerie] People, deadlines looming.
- [mouths] Hi.
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[mouths] What the fuck?
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[mouths] It's fine. Chill.
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Okay, so what have we got on today?
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Dude, you can't just
ambush my boss at my workplace.
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Well, you told me to apologize.
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- God, you could've just sent an email.
- Sent an email. I know.
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- But I figured it out.
- Figured what?
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How to create buzz for Valerie
while stuck in this godforsaken city.
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- The answer's here.
- Please don't say sex tape.
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No, yuck. It's not 2008.
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Listen, "Professional foodie
undertakes radical cleanse
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where nothing goes in
and everything is flushed out."
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Look.
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"This four-day regime
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of fasting, herbal laxatives, acupuncture,
cupping, and fecal purging--"
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- And you've pitched this to Valerie?
- No, I don't need to.
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I just need to write a story
that's gonna make some noise,
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and this will make some noise!
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Oh, what? This cleanse
is gonna give me a juicy-as-fuck story,
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and at the same time,
get my blood pressure to go...
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[simulates missile exploding]
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Bam! Green card. Home.
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Fuck diet, fuck exercise.
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All I need to do is starve myself
and have my colon rinsed out.
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I mean, it basically writes itself.
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- All right. I would read that.
- Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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- You all right?
- Ugh, getting dragged to hell online.
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- [sighs deeply]
- Wow, your job's really relaxing.
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It's also Archie's birthday this weekend.
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Some little shits are bullying him
at school so I wanna make it good.
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I gotta go, okay?
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No, well, hey, just come with me
while I get penetrated by a hose.
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You can have a massage.
This place is like a spa.
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No. I don't need a massage.
I need this whistleblower to call.
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Aren't you a journalist?
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Don't you wanna see
what they flush out of my filthy hole?
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- No, don't say filthy hole.
- [in a silly accent] My filthy hole?
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I hate you. Get out of here.
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My filthy hole. My filthy hole.
[whispers] Filthy hole.
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[shushing]
All right, I'll come. Just shush.
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[Liv] This isn't exactly
the nose-to-tail story my boss was--
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Whoa! Okay, just right in there.
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- [exhales]
- You will feel yourself expand now.
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- Oh. Spiritually?
- In your arsehole, dear.
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- [machine whirring]
- Oh.
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Ugh.
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Uh, well, this looks veterinary.
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- How'd you go?
- Quite oily.
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We ask no phones in the shedding space.
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Oh, thank you for asking.
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And my answer is no.
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[mouths] Sorry.
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[moaning]
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Ugh, God.
Dude, you need to chew your food.
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God, I'm so unhealthy.
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- Look at me, I need to be hosed out.
- Hmm.
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This is humiliating.
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- Oh, we should get a photo.
- Ooh, yeah.
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Hold it up.
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- Yoink.
- Liv!
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No, mate, stop. You need to relax.
Drink some tea.
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Analyze my insides.
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- [exhaling]
- [phone ringing]
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- My whistleblower!
- Oh.
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Oh, please, not mid-drain.
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- Oh, fuck! Fuck!
- [Liv moaning]
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- [clinician] You don't wanna do that.
- Uh, can you call them back?
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No, it's an unlisted number!
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- [phone continues ringing]
- [straining] Don't pull, please.
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- Hello?
- [line disconnects]
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Fuck. [groans] Oh!
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- Maybe--
- Don't, just don't.
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[Liv grunting]
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[exhaling deeply]
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- Lovely weather we're having lately.
- Really is. Isn't it lovely out there?
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I understand.
We'll ensure it doesn't happen again.
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Thank you.
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Sorry again.
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- What was it this time?
- He's prescribed the wrong drug.
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Twice the dose.
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Viagra.
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Must have been a hard night, eh? Eh?
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Good to see you again, uh...
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Shirley.
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Of course, uh, Shirley.
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Uh, best of luck with...
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- With-- With all of it.
- Don't worry. Yeah.
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Anyway, I just thought
I'd put it on your radar.
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Uh, well--
[chuckles awkwardly] Well, goodness.
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I hope he doesn't take it all at once.
His wife won't be able to walk.
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Oh, yes, I wouldn't like to be her.
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It's just that this is the second time
it's happened this week,
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and, of course, human error.
[laughs nervously]
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It happens to the best of us,
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but there is a pattern,
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and I just felt it would be irresponsible
if I didn't mention something.
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Lorraine, what are you trying to say?
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I'm worried about these mistakes.
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And given your family history,
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I think you should be checked
for dementia.
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[knocking on door]
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Hey. I was in the neighborhood.
Is Amy around?
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Mate, I'm not sure she's up for a pop-in.
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Hey, Ams, Liv's here.
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What do you mean you can't do
vegan and gluten-free sausage rolls?
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Fine. We'll need both then.
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[Liv] Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Kwan.
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- Hi.
- [Mrs. Kwan] Hello.
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Oh, wow, this looks so good.
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Hi, Liv. Here for dinner?
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- You're always welcome.
- Oh, I can't. I wish.
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I'm doing this fast.
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Bondi Cleanse. No food for me.
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[in Cantonese] White people
need to experience more famines.
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Liv.
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Hey, hey!
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Aww. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
[chuckles]
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It's the almost-birthday boy.
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- Is that for me?
- It is.
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Can I open it now?
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Yeah, why not?
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- Wow.
- Oh, no.
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[plays off-key and loudly]
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- Yeah.
- Look what Liv got Archie.
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"Thrilled" is not the word.
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- Hey, can we have a chat?
- What-- We're about to eat.
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Evie, can you wash your hands?
It's dinnertime.
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- [Evie] Okay.
- You're annoyed with me.
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- I'm just stressed.
- [Archie continues playing off-key]
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What do we say, Archie?
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Thanks, Liv.
Are you gonna come to my party?
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That's why I'm here. If you need help
with Archie's party, I can help.
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- Liv can help with games.
- She could.
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She really could.
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- Fine.
- Yes!
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[soft music playing]
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[snoring]
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Hair, shiny. Nails, strong.
Eyes, luminous.
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Sense of smell has sharpened,
not hungry at all, and pain free.
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00:10:43,883 --> 00:10:46,763
Also, weirdly horny.
241
00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:49,483
Intense dreams. Sex with a centaur?
242
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,403
Massive cock.
243
00:10:50,403 --> 00:10:53,803
Can we leave the cock talk
till afternoon, please, Olivia?
244
00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:56,083
Um, well, I'm actually
recording notes for work.
245
00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:57,243
[Lorraine sighs]
246
00:10:57,243 --> 00:10:58,723
You all right? You look rough.
247
00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:00,963
Thank you, hint taken.
248
00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:02,963
Well, guess what? It's the weekend.
249
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:06,283
So I'm gonna come for that walk with you,
Miss 5-Kilometers-Every-Morning.
250
00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:07,323
Not today.
251
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,883
But you go every morning.
252
00:11:10,883 --> 00:11:14,203
I'm not in the mood. Besides,
aren't you starving yourself to death?
253
00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:16,923
Yeah, but I've got,
like, a surge of vitality.
254
00:11:16,923 --> 00:11:18,323
I feel like I've been reborn.
255
00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:20,443
Actually, that's good.
256
00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:23,563
Surge of vitality,
feel like I've been reborn.
257
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:27,083
Valerie is going to eat this story up.
Mum, look at this.
258
00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:29,363
Like, no more pain.
259
00:11:29,363 --> 00:11:31,963
- Well, a bit.
- [Lorraine] See a fitness professional.
260
00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:34,003
Like the one you're related to.
261
00:11:34,603 --> 00:11:35,843
Call your brother.
262
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:40,283
Note, if centaur cock
had to be compared to fruit,
263
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,323
it would be pineapple?
264
00:11:42,323 --> 00:11:44,483
["You Sexy Thing" by Caleb Hawley playing]
265
00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:48,843
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
266
00:11:51,923 --> 00:11:56,603
♪ Where're you from, you sexy thing? ♪
267
00:11:56,603 --> 00:11:58,443
♪ You sexy thing ♪
268
00:11:59,563 --> 00:12:02,843
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
269
00:12:05,203 --> 00:12:11,083
♪ Since you came along, you sexy thing ♪
270
00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:17,603
♪ How did you know I needed you? ♪
271
00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:21,763
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, okay. All right, yeah.
272
00:12:21,763 --> 00:12:23,283
I need help! Help.
273
00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:25,483
Are you all right? Here you go. Grab this.
274
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,083
[Liv grunting] Um, okay.
275
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,243
- Oh! Oh, my God, was that your penis?
- [man groaning]
276
00:12:29,243 --> 00:12:31,803
- My fault. It's okay. It's fine.
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
277
00:12:31,803 --> 00:12:34,403
- It's fine. No, I'll just--
- Come on, just-- No, you're okay.
278
00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:36,443
- Nothing to it. It's okay.
- No!
279
00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:39,683
- Oh, jeez.
- Oh! Oh, my God!
280
00:12:39,683 --> 00:12:41,723
- [man groaning]
- Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry.
281
00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:42,883
Are you okay?
282
00:12:42,883 --> 00:12:45,523
- Uh, no.
- [Gaz] Jesus, Liv.
283
00:12:46,163 --> 00:12:47,403
Wha-- What the hell?
284
00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:49,803
You can help any time, Gaz.
285
00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:52,403
No, get lost, roster's full.
286
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:55,163
But I'm your sister.
And Mum says you have to.
287
00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:59,843
- Oi, this isn't a chemist.
- What? I need aspirin. Everything hurts.
288
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,643
Mate, I'm so sorry.
She's a total nightmare.
289
00:13:03,643 --> 00:13:04,843
That's fine. [laughs]
290
00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:09,083
Shut up. Don't listen to him.
I'm a human sunbeam.
291
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,643
- [Gaz scoffs]
- I can tell. Ow.
292
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:14,123
You've, uh, certainly brightened my day.
293
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,563
Please, Gaz.
294
00:13:19,723 --> 00:13:21,843
Are you seriously pissy
about the wedding stuff?
295
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:25,403
Oh, are you seriously asking me
to help you get fit for free?
296
00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:28,603
Listen, for me to get back
to the US, I have to--
297
00:13:28,603 --> 00:13:32,283
Oh, just-- You can't get away from us
quick enough, can you?
298
00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:36,203
Good luck getting all this sorted out.
299
00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:42,963
I feel like you guys need some privacy,
so I'm gonna de-swell outside. Cool?
300
00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:45,083
[groaning]
301
00:13:47,563 --> 00:13:48,643
What's his deal?
302
00:13:48,643 --> 00:13:50,323
Ex-football player who--
303
00:13:50,323 --> 00:13:52,603
- No. No, don't even think about it.
- What?
304
00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:56,403
This is Isaac's safe space,
and you are not a safe person.
305
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,883
Can you please hear me out?
306
00:13:57,883 --> 00:13:59,043
[Liv farts]
307
00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:00,763
Oh, that's the cleanse. Did a colonic.
308
00:14:00,763 --> 00:14:02,323
[farting]
309
00:14:02,323 --> 00:14:03,843
- Go. Just--
- Yeah.
310
00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:05,403
[softly] I'm just...
311
00:14:07,643 --> 00:14:08,523
[exhales]
312
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,643
- No, go!
- [exhales] Oh, God.
313
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,243
[grunts and farts] Oh, jeez.
314
00:14:13,723 --> 00:14:14,563
Ugh.
315
00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:17,883
[whirring]
316
00:14:18,843 --> 00:14:20,043
[sniffling]
317
00:14:27,163 --> 00:14:29,003
[Liv blowing nose, clearing throat]
318
00:14:30,243 --> 00:14:32,843
I don't get it. I felt amazing yesterday.
319
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:34,843
I've gotta help my friend
with her kid's party.
320
00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:36,483
This happens to everyone at this stage.
321
00:14:36,483 --> 00:14:39,843
I know it's brutal,
but it's worth it if you push through.
322
00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:40,803
Okay.
323
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:43,843
Now, before we get started,
let's just double-check.
324
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:47,043
- So, haven't been to a spa today?
- No.
325
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:49,083
- Not feeling faint?
- No.
326
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:53,483
Any medications, blood-thinners, aspirin
in the last 24 hours?
327
00:14:53,483 --> 00:14:55,843
- Uh, why?
- Safety protocols.
328
00:14:55,843 --> 00:14:57,363
We'd need to reschedule.
329
00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:00,323
Oh, no, it's-- It's fine.
330
00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:02,003
Great.
331
00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:05,123
Ready to purge?
332
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:06,883
Yeah.
333
00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:10,003
[soft music playing]
334
00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:36,723
[Lorraine] Oh, look
at the state you're in.
335
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:39,843
I told you that cleanse was ridiculous.
336
00:15:39,843 --> 00:15:41,803
[Liv] Ow! It's fine.
337
00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:44,843
Here, Mum, let me help--
338
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,643
Any time you try and help,
somehow it makes it worse.
339
00:15:47,643 --> 00:15:50,083
All right. Slight character assassination.
340
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,003
Ow!
341
00:15:52,323 --> 00:15:54,443
- Olivia!
- Oh, God.
342
00:15:54,443 --> 00:15:59,043
[sighing] You're turning
this place into a crime scene.
343
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:01,923
It's the fucking aspirin.
I didn't realize I was still oozing.
344
00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:04,803
- Well, you are.
- Yeah, 'cause you just tore my scabs off.
345
00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:09,203
[tearfully] And that's my fault, is it?
346
00:16:11,243 --> 00:16:13,483
[Liv sighs] Oh, my God.
347
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,003
Mum, what is wrong?
348
00:16:19,363 --> 00:16:21,083
Dr. Price fired me.
349
00:16:21,803 --> 00:16:22,643
What?
350
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,723
- Why? You've worked there forever.
- Yes, I'm aware of that.
351
00:16:26,723 --> 00:16:28,283
Well, what happened?
352
00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:30,323
Well, stupidly, I took your advice
353
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,803
and talked to Dr. Price
about his memory loss.
354
00:16:32,803 --> 00:16:36,443
- He did not like hearing it.
- Well, you did the right thing.
355
00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:38,883
It doesn't matter
if it's wrong or it's right.
356
00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:40,443
I don't have a job.
357
00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:42,563
Well, maybe that's a good thing.
358
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,883
You work so hard.
Now you can have some fun.
359
00:16:45,883 --> 00:16:47,083
Like you?
360
00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:49,683
What have you got to show for it?
361
00:16:49,683 --> 00:16:52,083
How much have you got in savings?
362
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,683
In superannuation?
363
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:57,203
You might live day by day,
but in the real world--
364
00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:58,563
I live in the real world.
365
00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:01,203
Don't shit all over my life
because you're afraid of joy.
366
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:03,843
I am not afraid of joy. I'm full of joy.
367
00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:06,443
[tearfully] I am a joyful person.
368
00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:09,883
Name three things that bring you joy.
369
00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:12,643
- Um...
- Go on, name them.
370
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:14,923
- Coffee.
- Oh, God.
371
00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:17,963
- Television.
- Wow, riveting. What else?
372
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,163
Mum!
373
00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:28,483
♪ Softly, just break it to me softly ♪
374
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:30,403
♪ Be straight with me but... ♪
375
00:17:30,403 --> 00:17:31,323
Oh, come on.
376
00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:34,683
[vehicle approaching]
377
00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,363
[car horn honking]
378
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:44,923
- [man] Here.
- Liv Healy.
379
00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:46,403
Stavros? [chuckles]
380
00:17:46,403 --> 00:17:50,603
Hey, bro, it's Lasagna Liv.
I thought you lived in New York.
381
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,603
I do.
382
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:55,883
Hey, uh, I'm going to Bronte to see Amy.
Reckon I can get a lift?
383
00:17:55,883 --> 00:17:57,483
[Stavros] Sure thing. Jump in.
384
00:17:58,003 --> 00:18:01,803
[Liv] Wow. [laughing] Your mate is munted.
385
00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:04,283
[flies buzzing]
386
00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:08,603
[man] I'll tell you
what was a surprise for me sporting-wise?
387
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,443
- [Doug] Yeah.
- [man] Loving golf.
388
00:18:10,443 --> 00:18:12,283
Well, I've always wanted to get into golf.
389
00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:14,203
Thank you. It's flax linen from France.
390
00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:15,963
[in Cantonese] There are so many flies.
391
00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,523
At least they are eating it.
392
00:18:17,523 --> 00:18:19,203
[indistinct chatter in English]
393
00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:21,723
[car approaching]
394
00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:23,803
[loud music playing on car stereo]
395
00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:32,883
- Thanks, Stav.
- [Stavros] Pleasure, Liv.
396
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:34,763
- [Liv] Amy, look who I got a lift with.
- Amy.
397
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:37,203
- Stavros.
- [Stavros] Heard you lived this way.
398
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,683
- Someone leveled up.
- Okay.
399
00:18:40,883 --> 00:18:43,123
Loved your take-down
of the treasurer last month.
400
00:18:44,403 --> 00:18:47,843
Um, breaking news, Stavros Karvelas
still has the hots for you.
401
00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:50,243
[sniffs] Did you just punch some cones?
402
00:18:50,243 --> 00:18:52,283
No, it's second-hand smoke.
403
00:18:52,283 --> 00:18:54,163
What-- Jeez, what's with your back?
404
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:56,643
Oh, it's the stupid Bondi Cleanse
that I'm doing.
405
00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:59,523
No broken furniture,
no judginess of my friends' life choices,
406
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,923
and remember, this is a kids' party.
407
00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:06,883
Everyone, this is Liv, my best friend
from high school, back from New York.
408
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:08,683
- Liv, this is everyone.
- Hello. Hi.
409
00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,603
How you going? Nice to meet you.
410
00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:12,923
[man] We've actually met
at, um, Amy's party.
411
00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:16,243
You broke the air fryer
that we bought her.
412
00:19:16,243 --> 00:19:17,923
Oh, shit.
413
00:19:18,643 --> 00:19:21,323
Sorry. I can't have that, I'm--
414
00:19:21,323 --> 00:19:23,043
I'm fasting. Sorry.
415
00:19:23,043 --> 00:19:25,483
Uh, my taste buds have reset.
That is horrible.
416
00:19:25,483 --> 00:19:26,483
It's allergy-free.
417
00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:28,643
Touch normal food
and half the kids explode.
418
00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:31,843
Anyway, look, it was a two-bedroom.
It's listed at 1.65.
419
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:34,003
It's ground floor. There's no parking.
420
00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:36,723
It went for just over three million.
421
00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:38,163
Oh, God, kill me now.
422
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:41,043
- Auction, just total carnage.
- Carnage. Carnage.
423
00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:42,403
[man laughing] Carnage.
424
00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:44,683
You got your eye
on anything at the moment, Liv?
425
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,523
You're talking to a 39-year-old
who just maxed out her Amex
426
00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:49,043
and lives at home with her mum.
427
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:51,043
Am I looking for property? [chuckles]
428
00:19:51,043 --> 00:19:52,843
Absolutely, yeah.
429
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,043
Gotta love
hate-browsing real estate, right?
430
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:58,763
Excellent way
to question your life choices.
431
00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:01,363
- So, what do you do for a living?
- I'm a writer.
432
00:20:01,363 --> 00:20:04,723
Bits and pieces, food, lifestyle.
Mainly for Banquet magazine.
433
00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:06,963
The fast is actually
for an article I'm writing.
434
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,963
- God, I wish that was my life.
- Oh, she's totally being humble.
435
00:20:09,963 --> 00:20:11,243
Can I tell them?
436
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:15,203
Liv is gonna be a judge on a very cool
and very exciting new cooking show.
437
00:20:15,203 --> 00:20:19,363
Well, the judges
haven't officially been announced yet,
438
00:20:19,963 --> 00:20:22,643
- but it's a pretty big deal.
- [phone ringing]
439
00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:25,083
- My whistleblower!
- Dad?
440
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,523
- What's wrong, mate?
- Baden said the party's boring.
441
00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:29,883
Oh, Arch, I'm sure he didn't mean it.
442
00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:32,963
- Um, look, I--
- Go. Just go. I've got it.
443
00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:34,283
- Go.
- Okay.
444
00:20:39,603 --> 00:20:41,043
[Liv] Oh, God.
445
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,963
Jeez, that's grim.
446
00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:47,603
Hey.
447
00:20:47,603 --> 00:20:50,963
Dad thought it'd impress the other parents
if the games were educational.
448
00:20:50,963 --> 00:20:52,963
Yeah, that's a no.
449
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,683
Okay. Kids?
450
00:20:58,283 --> 00:20:59,323
Games!
451
00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:00,683
♪ Whores in this house ♪
452
00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:04,083
♪ There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house ♪
453
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,763
♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
454
00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:09,483
♪ I said certified freak
Seven days a week ♪
455
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:13,283
♪ Wet-ass pussy
Make that pullout game weak ♪
456
00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:15,443
Oh, come on, Timmy, get its head!
457
00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:16,803
Yeah-- Ugh, no.
458
00:21:16,803 --> 00:21:19,163
You don't think
this might promote animal cruelty?
459
00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:21,083
The donkey knows what it did, Denise.
460
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,043
- It's Diane.
- Hey, kid-- Thank you.
461
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:24,283
Hey!
462
00:21:25,323 --> 00:21:27,723
[children screaming]
463
00:21:27,723 --> 00:21:31,483
♪ Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard ♪
464
00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:34,723
♪ Put this pussy right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card ♪
465
00:21:34,723 --> 00:21:36,403
♪ Hop on top, I want a ride... ♪
466
00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:38,363
I've got the EpiPen!
467
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:40,723
- Bullrush!
- Bullrush!
468
00:21:40,723 --> 00:21:43,163
[children screaming]
469
00:21:44,123 --> 00:21:45,923
- Food fight!
- Food fight!
470
00:21:45,923 --> 00:21:49,723
♪ I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage ♪
471
00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:51,883
♪ Make it cream, make me scream... ♪
472
00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:54,203
- Best party ever!
- [Liv laughs] Oh.
473
00:21:54,203 --> 00:21:56,803
♪ I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring ♪
474
00:21:56,803 --> 00:21:59,843
♪ Gobble me, swallow me
Drip down the side of me... ♪
475
00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:02,683
[overlapping muffled sounds]
476
00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:10,043
[girl] Dad!
477
00:22:16,643 --> 00:22:17,883
[exhales]
478
00:22:17,883 --> 00:22:21,083
- Hey, hey, you okay?
- No, I don't feel great.
479
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,003
- Oh, sit down, sit down.
- Okay.
480
00:22:23,003 --> 00:22:25,403
Here, eat this. Okay?
It's gluten-free, but it has sugar.
481
00:22:25,403 --> 00:22:27,523
- I can't, the cleanse.
- Eat it.
482
00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:38,563
- Did you get the story?
- Oh, yeah.
483
00:22:38,563 --> 00:22:40,483
- Mmm.
- Get your blood sugar up.
484
00:22:45,923 --> 00:22:48,323
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you
at the awards the other night.
485
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:51,243
And don't say it's okay,
'cause I know it's not.
486
00:22:51,243 --> 00:22:53,323
I just want you to know that I'm sorry.
487
00:22:54,603 --> 00:22:55,723
Thanks.
488
00:22:57,163 --> 00:22:59,603
- We're cool?
- Yeah, we're cool.
489
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,963
Hey, sorry
for giving that kid anaphylaxis.
490
00:23:06,963 --> 00:23:08,443
Oh, he'll live.
491
00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:11,323
Baden's a little cunt.
492
00:23:15,043 --> 00:23:16,763
Thank you for doing this, Dalbert.
493
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,683
As if you're not busy enough with work.
494
00:23:19,683 --> 00:23:23,443
Oh, please, in this market, the houses
are practically selling themselves.
495
00:23:23,963 --> 00:23:25,163
Besides, we're family now,
496
00:23:25,163 --> 00:23:28,843
so that means you should probably know
my dirty little secret.
497
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:33,603
I love sorting out finances. I'm serious.
498
00:23:33,603 --> 00:23:37,923
Consolidating Gaz's superannuation
was the best day of my life.
499
00:23:39,963 --> 00:23:43,003
I just need to know
that I've got enough to tide me over
500
00:23:43,003 --> 00:23:44,843
before I find something else.
501
00:23:44,843 --> 00:23:47,483
Okay, well, let's just see
what we're looking at here.
502
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:51,483
It's funny, I've worked there
ever since Graham died,
503
00:23:51,483 --> 00:23:53,323
rain, hail, or shine.
504
00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:55,203
That job saved me.
505
00:23:57,283 --> 00:23:59,043
I don't know who I'd be without it.
506
00:23:59,723 --> 00:24:03,163
Lorraine, I gotta say,
you are really well-positioned here.
507
00:24:03,923 --> 00:24:07,083
I mean, between your savings
and superannuation,
508
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,523
you could say goodbye
to work altogether if you wanted to.
509
00:24:10,523 --> 00:24:12,443
- You mean--
- Retirement.
510
00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:15,323
Today. [chuckles]
You are living the dream.
511
00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:16,683
[exclaims] What?
512
00:24:16,683 --> 00:24:19,203
- Say hello to your brand-new life.
- Oh.
513
00:24:21,683 --> 00:24:22,883
[Dalbert chuckling]
514
00:24:23,403 --> 00:24:25,763
[serene music playing]
515
00:24:27,803 --> 00:24:31,403
[clinician] And this brings us
to the end of your cleanse.
516
00:24:32,843 --> 00:24:34,763
Open your eyes.
517
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:37,883
How do you feel?
518
00:24:40,403 --> 00:24:41,883
[Liv] Really good, actually.
519
00:24:43,323 --> 00:24:44,643
Although I screwed up.
520
00:24:45,163 --> 00:24:46,643
[clinician] What do you mean?
521
00:24:46,643 --> 00:24:47,803
I had a cupcake.
522
00:24:47,803 --> 00:24:48,723
[chuckles]
523
00:24:49,603 --> 00:24:51,123
Most people slip up.
524
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,683
- [Liv] Really?
- [clinician] Mm. No one's perfect.
525
00:24:54,523 --> 00:24:57,843
And one cupcake
doesn't undo the whole cleanse.
526
00:24:57,843 --> 00:25:00,083
And one cleanse doesn't undo
527
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,443
everything we do
to our body over a lifetime.
528
00:25:03,203 --> 00:25:05,563
This is just the start of your journey.
529
00:25:11,363 --> 00:25:13,563
[sighs] So, what happened exactly?
530
00:25:14,363 --> 00:25:16,563
From death breath and diarrhea,
531
00:25:16,563 --> 00:25:19,323
to shiny hair and centaur sex dreams,
532
00:25:19,323 --> 00:25:21,563
this story has been full of surprises.
533
00:25:22,403 --> 00:25:25,923
But I did sleep better,
and I am thinking more clearly.
534
00:25:27,203 --> 00:25:28,963
And by putting nothing in my mouth,
535
00:25:28,963 --> 00:25:32,403
I realized just how much shit
I was putting into it before.
536
00:25:33,403 --> 00:25:36,483
Although sometimes life does call
for the occasional cupcake.
537
00:25:37,523 --> 00:25:39,723
Also, my blood pressure went down,
538
00:25:40,963 --> 00:25:43,363
just not as much as I needed.
539
00:25:43,363 --> 00:25:44,803
What'd you think was gonna happen?
540
00:25:45,843 --> 00:25:49,083
You've wasted days, days where
you could've been doing something right.
541
00:25:49,963 --> 00:25:51,403
Well, my blood pressure went down.
542
00:25:51,403 --> 00:25:53,603
- Marginally.
- And my eyes are luminous.
543
00:25:53,603 --> 00:25:54,803
Not medically relevant.
544
00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:58,403
The woman at the cleanse
actually said that our metabolism--
545
00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:01,243
And what medical qualifications
does the woman at the cleanse have?
546
00:26:03,123 --> 00:26:03,963
[sighs]
547
00:26:06,203 --> 00:26:07,523
[on voicemail] Valerie here.
548
00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:10,043
Don't know how you thought
writing about your bowel movements
549
00:26:10,043 --> 00:26:11,723
would impress the show execs.
550
00:26:11,723 --> 00:26:16,243
Get your ass back here.
I need you in New York, writing stories.
551
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:19,363
Fuck.
552
00:26:30,203 --> 00:26:31,643
[sighs]
553
00:26:39,803 --> 00:26:42,123
- Gaz.
- Oh, Jesus. What--
554
00:26:42,123 --> 00:26:43,163
Oh, sorry.
555
00:26:44,123 --> 00:26:45,363
I really need your help.
556
00:26:45,923 --> 00:26:47,723
I need your help with this.
557
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:51,883
This job in New York is huge,
and I can't fuck it up.
558
00:26:53,483 --> 00:26:56,123
I'm really sorry
about what I said about your wedding.
559
00:26:56,123 --> 00:26:57,083
I didn't mean it.
560
00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,843
And I've actually, um,
hooked you up with a contact
561
00:26:59,843 --> 00:27:03,643
who can source peonies overseas,
even though they're not available here.
562
00:27:03,643 --> 00:27:06,963
Pretty sure the environmental impact
is massive, but they'll look great.
563
00:27:07,643 --> 00:27:09,043
And if you want,
564
00:27:09,043 --> 00:27:11,323
I would be more than happy
to emcee your wedding.
565
00:27:11,323 --> 00:27:14,323
- No.
- That's fine, I totally get it.
566
00:27:15,163 --> 00:27:17,243
But I really wanna help, any way I can.
567
00:27:20,683 --> 00:27:21,923
[Gaz sighs]
568
00:27:23,363 --> 00:27:24,203
Okay.
569
00:27:25,843 --> 00:27:27,443
All right, well, see you around.
570
00:27:27,963 --> 00:27:29,363
See you tomorrow.
571
00:27:30,243 --> 00:27:32,523
Boot camp, 6:00 a.m.
572
00:27:33,923 --> 00:27:37,443
- I'm gonna fucking hate this, aren't I?
- [gleefully] Oh-ho, absolutely.
573
00:27:38,363 --> 00:27:40,683
[Gaz whistling]
574
00:27:40,683 --> 00:27:41,923
[Liv sighs]
575
00:27:45,723 --> 00:27:47,483
Hey, human sunbeam.
576
00:27:47,483 --> 00:27:49,523
Oh, hey. Hi.
577
00:27:55,203 --> 00:27:56,603
[upbeat music playing]
578
00:27:57,563 --> 00:27:59,363
♪ We took a ride ♪
579
00:28:00,283 --> 00:28:02,603
♪ To that place we know ♪
580
00:28:03,403 --> 00:28:06,483
♪ And now we're dancing in the afterglow ♪
581
00:28:10,283 --> 00:28:11,523
♪ You bring me up ♪
582
00:28:12,243 --> 00:28:13,723
♪ You never let me down ♪
583
00:28:14,603 --> 00:28:18,243
♪ You take the mess that I have made
And you turn it around ♪
584
00:28:19,123 --> 00:28:21,243
♪ It's so simple ♪
585
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,643
♪ Like one, two, three ♪
586
00:28:23,603 --> 00:28:27,243
♪ You take your fingers
And I'm falling to my knees ♪
587
00:28:28,883 --> 00:28:30,243
♪ You and I ♪
588
00:28:31,683 --> 00:28:34,003
♪ Yeah, we're ready to go ♪
589
00:28:37,523 --> 00:28:39,323
♪ We took a ride ♪
590
00:28:40,603 --> 00:28:42,843
♪ To that place we know ♪
591
00:28:43,803 --> 00:28:46,883
♪ And now we're dancing in the afterglow ♪
592
00:28:49,123 --> 00:28:52,003
♪ Dancing in the afterglow ♪
593
00:28:53,003 --> 00:28:56,123
♪ Yeah, we're dancing in the afterglow ♪