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‪急救勤務742,我們有位女性傷者
‪頭部受傷,無意識

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‪奧莉維亞,聽得到嗎?

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‪(澳洲雪梨)

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‪奧莉維亞,妳聽得到嗎?

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‪-幹
‪-來,別緊張

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‪-沒事,別亂動
‪-冷靜點,妳在救護車裡

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‪不,我要...

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‪快放我出去

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‪-冷靜
‪-放手

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‪-別亂動
‪-你們在做什麼...放我出去!

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‪希利小姐

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‪我的胸部!

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‪-什麼?不行,我要回家!
‪-抓住她!

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‪天啊,我要回家!

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‪(紐約,兩天前)

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‪抱歉,我的錯

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‪-眼神接觸太多了
‪-好

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‪-靠,我快到了
‪-好

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‪你可以滾了

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‪-不一起吃個飯?
‪-我不行

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‪聽我說...凱文?

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‪-明天呢?
‪-沒辦法

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‪我明天要去澳洲

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‪最好是

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‪是真的,我好姊妹40歲生日

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‪我週末要飛過去給她驚喜

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‪妳的生活也太充實了

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‪沒錯,世事難料,人生苦短

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‪不好好把握人生的每一刻
‪他媽的有什麼意義?

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‪好...好痛

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‪你好

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‪-嘿
‪-莉維

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‪我老婆超愛妳推薦的那間酒吧

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‪就說生蠔很有用吧

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‪她到了

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‪(盛宴)

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‪(莉維希利吃爆布魯克林)

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{\an8}‪(《皇家盛宴》電視版)

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{\an8}‪有了

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‪嗨,薇樂莉

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‪我不會纏著妳讓我當新節目的評審

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‪但我仍堅持原本的提案

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‪“世界頂尖名廚
‪由《盛宴》美食評論名筆評審”

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‪我本人,這節目我他媽的想看

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‪我知道我不是首選,可是我覺得...

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‪我也他媽的想看

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‪事實上,我認為
‪全球120個地區的100萬觀眾

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‪都他媽的想看

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‪妳就是我的首選

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‪別鬧了

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‪-妳寫的東西跟得上潮流
‪-天啊

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‪妳的品味無人能及

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‪所有名廚都敬重妳

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‪加上妳是澳洲人更是賣點

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‪天啊,我臉都麻痺了

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‪我沒聽錯吧?我的表情很怪嗎?

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‪有一個問題

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‪出了餐飲界,莉維希利就是個路人

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‪也太傷人了

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‪是真的,但很傷人

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‪節目高層覺得妳是來湊數的

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‪我要向他們證明

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‪妳的觀點能引發餐飲界以外的共鳴

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‪那當然

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‪要怎麼做?

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‪我要妳寫一篇報導

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‪對,我需要妳寫一些
‪能讓妳得到全球關注的東西

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‪對,那些高層要看到妳關注度夠高

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‪變得家喻戶曉,一夕爆紅

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‪節目四週後就要上檔了
‪我們明天見個面,討論策略

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‪可以改到星期一嗎?
‪我這個週末得去澳洲一趟

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‪好,沒問題,好好玩

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‪好

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‪-星期一見,這是玩真的
‪-天啊

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‪真的,這能讓妳從史蒂芬妮傑曼諾塔

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‪一夕成為他媽的女神卡卡

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‪我他媽的愛死她了

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‪好,我要走人了,我的狗要吃癲癇藥

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‪我們再聊

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‪-這次可不得了
‪-天啊

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‪別搞砸了

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‪我在慶祝

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‪好吃

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‪靠...好耶

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‪-乾杯
‪-謝謝

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‪各位女士先生,我們即將開始降落
‪準備抵達雪梨

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‪當地高溫38度

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‪(雪梨機場)

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‪-搞什麼,怎麼這麼潮濕?
‪-歡迎來到雪梨,朋友

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‪祝妳生日快樂

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‪生日快樂,親愛的艾美...

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‪艾美!

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‪他媽的,靠!

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‪我懂,這是史上最棒的禮物!

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‪我的天啊!

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‪怎麼贏得過我們送的氣炸鍋?

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‪不會吧?

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‪-嗨
‪-這真是最棒的禮物

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‪我真高興妳來了

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‪我怎麼會錯過,妳這傻瓜

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‪來,先幫我拿著

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‪我要敬酒

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‪喔,這先給我,謝了

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‪-好
‪-我明明在喝

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‪哈囉,大家好!

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‪大家好!

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‪艾美關

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‪妳美麗又完美無瑕

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‪妳從高中開始就是我的死黨

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‪是我的靈魂伴侶

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‪世上沒人能讓我...

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‪喔,靠

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‪幹,有夠慘!

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‪大家開始狂歡吧!

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‪養生狂女子

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‪起床了,大笨豬!

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‪出去!

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‪妳臭死了

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‪天啊

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‪滾開,你在這裡做什麼?

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‪和媽準備婚禮的東西

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‪-歡迎回家
‪-出去

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‪(婚禮新娘)

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‪媽,證婚人已經確定了
‪但我去找花藝師談過

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‪可惜芍藥季節過了

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‪我們只能選百合花了

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‪真可惜,你最愛芍藥了

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‪但百合花也一樣漂亮
‪莉維,妳說是不是?

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‪不知道你的同志祖先

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‪對你步入守舊制度會怎麼想

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‪畢竟那是以壓迫和佔有為主軸

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‪我會把它變得有聲有色

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‪來點維他命C

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‪吸管管呢?

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‪-耶!
‪-天啊

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‪真是可悲到慘不忍睹

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‪聽這每週五天回家看媽媽的阿嘉說的

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‪才沒那麼頻繁

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‪我喜歡你們倆回家看我

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‪-所以你們晚餐想吃什麼?
‪-給我驚喜

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‪不,妳的羊排,超好吃

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‪我有天大消息要宣布

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‪想像一下

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‪國際名廚爭奪世界第一寶座

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‪今年秋天,請收看《皇家盛宴》
‪您最新的銷魂美食饗宴

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‪是電視節目,我是評審之一

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‪可是,等等,妳不是作家嗎?

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‪優異的作家,所以他們才會要我

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‪還有我的見解
‪讓我和無數觀眾分享我的品味

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‪妳知道誰才是廚藝高手?

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‪安卓雅賽德曼

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‪記得她打過籃網球嗎?

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‪-她爸爸很性感
‪-她爸爸很性感

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‪她上次為衝浪俱樂部募款

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‪做的棗泥糕太好吃了

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‪妳突然說這個要做什麼?

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‪我只是說那棗泥糕很濕潤

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‪真抱歉,我不知道有那麼濕潤

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‪奧莉維亞

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‪我要去透透氣

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‪搞什麼?

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‪媽,那會有害健康

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‪你那張臉才有害健康

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‪算了,我去找願意出面的吹哨者

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‪依菲,能不能先把抖音暫停
‪去把床鋪好?

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‪抖音是不能暫停的

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‪如果妳想去莎拉家,現在就上樓去

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‪天啊,艾美,妳也太易怒了

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‪可以這樣跟妳媽說話嗎?

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‪她最近態度很差

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‪和妳小時候一樣

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‪剛收到昨天的帳單

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‪那張桌子不像是值700澳幣

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‪至少是個難忘的生日

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‪莉維為妳飛半個地球回來很酷

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‪不過你安排了很棒的午宴

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‪而且,像你這麼貼心又善解人意

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‪應該不介意今晚
‪我帶好姊妹去參加頒獎典禮

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‪先是要我賠700塊,現在又來這個

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‪莉維從大學就一天到晚
‪聽我唸著澳洲新聞獎的事

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‪拜託嘛

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‪好吧,我就穿著燕尾服看電影

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‪你最棒了

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‪你這臭小子,那是我的東西!

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‪過來,你這個混蛋!

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‪不行,這雙很貴

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‪天啊!

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‪等等!喔,好痛!

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‪-天啊
‪-妳還好嗎?

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‪-那小鬼搶了我的東西
‪-跟我來

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‪你們是警察,就只能做這些嗎?

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‪我的綠卡在包包裡,我不能困在這裡

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‪要是找到,拜託盡快通知我

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‪對,我知道機率很小,可是...

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‪謝了,NWA那首歌果然是對的

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‪喝點鹼性水?

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‪好,謝謝

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‪妳的氣場很紫

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‪哇,突然變成鮮紅色了

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‪來,我來幫妳淨一淨

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‪好心的女士

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‪謝謝妳的符水,我要走了

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‪等等

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‪我有東西要給妳

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‪赤鐵礦

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‪能幫妳穩定心神

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‪我不需要被定下來

208
00:10:36,963 --> 00:10:39,563
‪我明天要搭飛機,可是綠卡丟了

209
00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:41,843
‪我得想辦法回美國去

210
00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:46,243
‪好,我們應該沒有那種水晶

211
00:10:46,243 --> 00:10:49,203
‪真的,我不需要水晶,我需要...

212
00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:52,563
‪我需要奇蹟仙子

213
00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:53,803
‪你真是奇蹟仙子

214
00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:55,403
‪感謝,我無以回報

215
00:10:56,763 --> 00:11:00,243
‪好了,我找人幫妳約了
‪明天早上10點到美國領事館

216
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,763
‪他們會幫妳辦旅行證件

217
00:11:01,763 --> 00:11:03,403
‪妳下午就能順利上飛機

218
00:11:03,403 --> 00:11:06,243
‪妳真是人脈廣闊的女神,太感謝了

219
00:11:06,243 --> 00:11:08,163
‪我的確是,而且...

220
00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:10,443
‪這裡不能抽煙,好嗎?

221
00:11:10,443 --> 00:11:13,243
‪我正在教小學的孩子毒品壞壞
‪不能被發現說一套做一套

222
00:11:16,603 --> 00:11:18,203
‪這好讚

223
00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:23,323
‪好,我該穿什麼好呢?

224
00:11:24,723 --> 00:11:28,163
‪-這套如何?
‪-陰爆了

225
00:11:29,163 --> 00:11:32,163
‪-陰道力爆發
‪-爆妳個頭,我生了兩個孩子

226
00:11:32,163 --> 00:11:34,763
‪我是在稱讚妳,就是...

227
00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:37,563
‪妳的得獎感言寫好沒?

228
00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:41,083
‪-我被提名就很開心了
‪-那根本是幹話,小關

229
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:44,083
‪-我知道妳想得獎
‪-當然,但妳不能說那麼白

230
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,043
‪有何不可?妳最棒了

231
00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:50,003
‪好吧,這個亞洲女人
‪不見得能打敗四個叫克里斯的男人

232
00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:52,923
‪酷,那得體的失敗者表情呢?

233
00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:54,163
‪好

234
00:11:56,603 --> 00:11:57,523
‪完全不行

235
00:11:58,603 --> 00:12:00,803
‪別鬧了,妳根本是一臉便秘

236
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,403
‪我是真的不會

237
00:12:02,403 --> 00:12:03,723
‪-沒錯
‪-好吧

238
00:12:04,403 --> 00:12:08,043
‪所以我在想
‪妳今晚陪我一起去,好嗎?

239
00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:09,043
‪什麼?

240
00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:12,003
‪走進一個場合,裡面的人
‪不是拒絕過我,就是開除過我?

241
00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:14,283
‪-對
‪-那就是我所謂的地獄

242
00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:15,243
‪對,有道理

243
00:12:15,243 --> 00:12:17,963
‪我就是因為這樣才搬到紐約
‪妳明明很清楚

244
00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:20,683
‪拜託,可是妳現在出頭天了,好嗎?

245
00:12:20,683 --> 00:12:21,923
‪最好的復仇是什麼?

246
00:12:21,923 --> 00:12:24,523
‪如果妳說過得很好
‪我會把妳尖挺的胸部揍扁

247
00:12:24,523 --> 00:12:28,003
‪不,讓那些混蛋親眼看到妳成功

248
00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:30,843
‪妳即將在厲害的電視節目上當評審

249
00:12:30,843 --> 00:12:34,403
‪而且我欠了人家大把人情
‪幫妳約了領事館

250
00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:38,603
‪好吧,我去

251
00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:43,003
‪除非讓我穿這件

252
00:12:43,603 --> 00:12:45,003
‪妳最好敢穿

253
00:12:45,923 --> 00:12:48,043
‪還記得我在妳婚禮上
‪跟道格的哥哥上床嗎?

254
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,763
‪-什麼?
‪-什麼?

255
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:51,643
‪謝謝

256
00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,603
‪好的,非常感謝

257
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:57,403
‪-嗨
‪-親愛的

258
00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:00,203
‪-嗨,瑪麗
‪-聽說妳包包被搶的事了

259
00:13:00,203 --> 00:13:02,123
‪-對
‪-要吃棒棒糖嗎?

260
00:13:02,123 --> 00:13:06,043
‪-好,我要吃,謝謝
‪-真是意外的驚喜

261
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:07,123
‪妳來做什麼?

262
00:13:07,123 --> 00:13:08,763
‪我只是來找普萊斯醫生

263
00:13:08,763 --> 00:13:09,923
‪為什麼,妳怎麼了?

264
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,883
‪那是我和醫生之間的事

265
00:13:11,883 --> 00:13:14,003
‪還有,我今晚不回家吃飯,抱歉

266
00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:17,763
‪我答應艾美要陪她去新聞獎

267
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,203
‪所以妳為了她拋棄家人

268
00:13:21,203 --> 00:13:22,203
‪艾美也是家人,媽

269
00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:25,403
‪先別說那個了
‪妳明天能載我去領事館嗎?

270
00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:28,483
‪-我要換新綠卡
‪-妳幹嘛急著回紐約?

271
00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:31,563
‪妳人都回來了
‪怎麼不留下來參加婚禮?

272
00:13:31,563 --> 00:13:36,203
‪媽,那是電視節目
‪這次會改變我一生的命運

273
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:39,523
‪我早上要帶嘉瑞斯和達伯特去試西裝

274
00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:42,363
‪太好了,我可以搭妳和嘉伯特的便車

275
00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:44,723
‪還是阿達與阿嘉

276
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:45,923
‪那阿嘉特呢?

277
00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:47,723
‪太讚了,瑪麗,手來

278
00:13:50,483 --> 00:13:53,483
‪我通常不開這種鎮靜劑

279
00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:56,843
‪只是讓我今晚參加盛會不那麼焦躁

280
00:13:56,843 --> 00:13:58,563
‪我紐約的醫生像糖果一樣隨便給

281
00:13:58,563 --> 00:14:00,803
‪-這裡不是紐約
‪-我知道

282
00:14:00,803 --> 00:14:03,043
‪妳最近過得好嗎?

283
00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:05,963
‪很好,我壯得像頭牛

284
00:14:05,963 --> 00:14:08,003
‪-我還是像20歲那樣狂歡
‪-我知道

285
00:14:08,003 --> 00:14:09,683
‪我有追蹤妳的IG

286
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,003
‪你能跟上科技潮流真是太棒了

287
00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:14,003
‪喔,這不太對勁

288
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,443
‪血壓150/90

289
00:14:16,443 --> 00:14:19,683
‪那對妳這年紀的人來說太高了

290
00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:22,963
‪可能是因為我今天被搶才會飆上去

291
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,723
‪還有我媽對我很不爽
‪因為我今晚不在家吃飯

292
00:14:25,723 --> 00:14:28,443
‪-洛琳,她的脾氣像鞭炮說炸就炸
‪-沒錯

293
00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:33,843
‪但能跟爸媽敘敘舊很不錯

294
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,283
‪我爸已經死24年了

295
00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:43,643
‪你身為他的醫生,如果不是嚴重誤診

296
00:14:43,643 --> 00:14:45,243
‪不然就是有什麼瞞著我

297
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,483
‪我的天啊

298
00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:54,403
‪真的很抱歉,我不知道自己在想什麼

299
00:14:54,403 --> 00:14:55,323
‪好

300
00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:01,163
‪(澳洲新聞獎)

301
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,323
‪很煩,我懂

302
00:15:11,323 --> 00:15:14,683
‪-澳洲新聞界的大咖都來了
‪-不如說那些算什麼咖

303
00:15:14,683 --> 00:15:17,323
‪艾美,我要幫妳集氣

304
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:21,123
‪莉維希利,這位是傑瑞米傑克森
‪《標準報》的生活風格主筆

305
00:15:21,123 --> 00:15:22,683
‪-祝福妳
‪-祝福你

306
00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:24,763
‪來,我們去灌酒

307
00:15:26,603 --> 00:15:29,403
‪不,我要拿兩杯,這裡簡直是戰場

308
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,003
‪我一定要讓海倫知道

309
00:15:32,003 --> 00:15:34,563
‪出了辦公室的艾美很酷
‪依然維持專業形象

310
00:15:34,563 --> 00:15:37,843
‪-妳也太在乎老闆了
‪-對,她好可怕

311
00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:39,683
‪我超愛她的,要去到處聊嗎?

312
00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:42,403
‪靠,才不要
‪這裡除了妳,我都討厭

313
00:15:42,403 --> 00:15:45,003
‪但妳要去就儘管去,我愛妳

314
00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:51,843
‪史提芬羅傑斯

315
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:55,163
‪奧莉維亞希利

316
00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:56,603
‪幸會

317
00:15:57,563 --> 00:16:00,443
‪其實你在《星》雜誌時
‪我當過你的實習生

318
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:03,163
‪你常在下班後傳簡訊給我抱怨老婆

319
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:06,883
‪-妳一定是記錯人了
‪-不,是你沒錯

320
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:10,803
‪你還砍了我所有的照片
‪說我“思想膚淺”

321
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:12,843
‪我現在在紐約工作了

322
00:16:12,843 --> 00:16:16,403
‪主要替一流刊物
‪寫美食和生活時尚的東西

323
00:16:16,403 --> 00:16:19,883
‪所以妳的思想不再膚淺了

324
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,803
‪失陪了,奧莉維亞

325
00:16:24,803 --> 00:16:27,323
‪我要準備去領終身成就獎了

326
00:16:32,443 --> 00:16:34,363
‪(性別友善廁所)

327
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,123
‪去你的

328
00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:42,563
‪振作點,姊妹

329
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,403
‪再忍個12小時就好

330
00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:54,963
‪20塊一包?

331
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,203
‪一百

332
00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:02,083
‪天啊,把妳剩下全包了要多少?

333
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:03,923
‪兩百

334
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:06,923
‪成交,但我要鄭重聲明

335
00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:10,123
‪澳洲的毒品真他媽的貴得離譜

336
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,323
‪收到

337
00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:17,603
‪阿傑,歡迎來到狂歡現場
‪要來一點嗎?

338
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,403
‪我很久沒碰惡魔頭皮屑了

339
00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:24,163
‪俗話說“把握當下”,朋友

340
00:17:27,643 --> 00:17:28,803
‪謝了

341
00:17:36,363 --> 00:17:37,403
‪莉維,妳不覺得嗎?

342
00:17:41,323 --> 00:17:43,283
‪艾美是個難得的人才

343
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:45,843
‪她正在建立典範

344
00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:46,883
‪沒錯,她是個刺客

345
00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:50,003
‪但就像妳說的,寶貝
‪最後贏的還是平庸白男

346
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,763
‪因為體系本身就對妳不利

347
00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:55,163
‪所以我對這些獎不抱任何希望

348
00:17:55,163 --> 00:17:57,403
‪很好,因為出了這四道牆

349
00:17:57,403 --> 00:17:59,203
‪沒人會鳥這些東西,相信我

350
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:01,923
‪其實我不太同意,莉維

351
00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:04,243
‪就在今年,我們的一則報導

352
00:18:04,243 --> 00:18:07,043
‪揭發了人蛇集團的運作

353
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,403
‪我們《標準報》著重的是...

354
00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:11,563
‪可是妳和我都很清楚
‪艾美在《標準報》是大材小用

355
00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:15,443
‪但在地球的屁眼這裡
‪再拼也只有這樣了

356
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,043
‪怎樣?

357
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:19,803
‪妳要好好呵護她,免得她爬到妳頭上

358
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:24,203
‪我要去找我的位子

359
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:25,843
‪好

360
00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:30,363
‪-妳在搞什麼?
‪-怎樣啦?

361
00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:33,483
‪-妳剛剛侮辱了我老闆
‪-她不錯...我說妳很棒啊

362
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:37,523
‪好,妳覺得這一切都是笑話
‪但對我很重要

363
00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:40,483
‪所以我才會陪妳來
‪雖然我痛苦得要死

364
00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:42,803
‪妳是嗑藥嗎?

365
00:18:43,763 --> 00:18:47,683
‪-開心一下有什麼不對?
‪-因為妳老是玩得太過火

366
00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:49,443
‪真抱歉,我害妳丟臉了

367
00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:52,803
‪-是妳自己求我來的
‪-顯然是我判斷錯誤

368
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:57,963
‪好吧,如果妳那樣想,那我要走了

369
00:18:58,923 --> 00:19:00,083
‪別這樣,我們先坐下來

370
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,123
‪-不要,沒關係,我要走了
‪-莉維!

371
00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:04,403
‪讓開

372
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,043
‪晚安,各位女士先生

373
00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:12,963
‪歡迎來到澳洲新聞獎

374
00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:30,603
‪真是令人興奮,是吧?

375
00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:34,123
‪我愛新聞!

376
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,203
‪得獎的是...

377
00:19:36,203 --> 00:19:37,883
‪克里斯懷特曼

378
00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:42,603
‪下次吧

379
00:19:51,043 --> 00:19:52,843
‪看警察送了什麼來

380
00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:54,723
‪我的綠卡

381
00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:57,483
‪頒獎典禮如何?

382
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,323
‪艾美有得獎嗎?

383
00:20:01,483 --> 00:20:02,523
‪不見了

384
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,123
‪他們連我的月亮杯都拿走了

385
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:08,923
‪幹

386
00:20:08,923 --> 00:20:10,763
‪偷綠卡要做什麼?

387
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,083
‪真是太好了

388
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,163
‪天啊

389
00:20:23,403 --> 00:20:24,483
‪寶貝

390
00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:27,443
‪以後還有很多得獎機會

391
00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:32,563
‪其實我才不在乎什麼獎

392
00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:41,963
‪拜託別碰我的喇叭

393
00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:43,563
‪抱歉,阿達,可是我要遲到了

394
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:46,003
‪不是只有妳有事要辦,好嗎?

395
00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:49,203
‪寶貝,凡妮莎他們找到保姆了
‪所以他們會來

396
00:20:49,923 --> 00:20:53,523
‪所以現在只剩莉維
‪還沒回覆婚禮邀請函

397
00:20:53,523 --> 00:20:55,683
‪真假?新郎的姊姊還需要回覆?

398
00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:56,883
‪如果她不想餓肚子的話

399
00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:59,523
‪妳好像故意不回覆想引起注意

400
00:20:59,523 --> 00:21:02,403
‪-閉嘴,我為什麼要這麼做?
‪-因為妳就是會這麼做

401
00:21:02,403 --> 00:21:04,043
‪妳搶走別人的光環

402
00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:06,923
‪沒辦法,我是天生的藝人

403
00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:08,843
‪開快點,混蛋!

404
00:21:08,843 --> 00:21:11,603
‪-溫馨提醒,只有駕駛能按喇叭
‪-天啊

405
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,923
‪還記得妳抵制奶奶最後一次聖誕節?

406
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:15,203
‪我是為了做善事

407
00:21:15,203 --> 00:21:19,683
‪奧莉維亞,跟蹤國際特赦組織的男生
‪不算是做善事

408
00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:22,923
‪然後在我12年級的時候
‪妳竟然跟我的男伴上床

409
00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:25,723
‪是我救了你免於尷尬情境

410
00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:28,923
‪還有爸的葬禮,妳喝茫醉倒在花園裡

411
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:31,283
‪-就倒在我的牽牛花上
‪-對

412
00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:32,683
‪我太傷心了

413
00:21:32,683 --> 00:21:34,083
‪我們都很傷心

414
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,603
‪反正最後注目焦點都在妳身上

415
00:21:37,603 --> 00:21:39,683
‪既然我這麼討人厭
‪你們為什麼還要我來?

416
00:21:39,683 --> 00:21:42,403
‪別這樣,我們只是逗著妳玩,莉維

417
00:21:42,403 --> 00:21:43,603
‪喔,是嗎?

418
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:47,123
‪被家人當成笑話有什麼好玩的?

419
00:21:47,123 --> 00:21:48,923
‪不只有我們

420
00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:55,123
‪我才不要回來參加婚禮

421
00:21:56,763 --> 00:21:58,363
‪-奧莉維亞
‪-不要

422
00:21:58,363 --> 00:21:59,403
‪不

423
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:02,323
‪反正離節目上檔太近了

424
00:22:02,323 --> 00:22:03,363
‪讓我在這裡下車

425
00:22:03,963 --> 00:22:06,883
‪-不行,這裡不能停
‪-我不管,快靠邊停車

426
00:22:06,883 --> 00:22:08,043
‪-停車!
‪-我會被開單

427
00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:09,203
‪奧莉維亞

428
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,563
‪我們之間還是隔著一片海洋
‪才能繼續和樂融融

429
00:22:14,403 --> 00:22:15,523
‪(美利堅合眾國)

430
00:22:22,923 --> 00:22:24,203
‪奧莉維亞希利

431
00:22:24,203 --> 00:22:27,203
‪-奧莉維亞希利在嗎?
‪-有,我在,你好

432
00:22:31,243 --> 00:22:32,083
‪嗨

433
00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:33,683
‪太棒了

434
00:22:37,843 --> 00:22:40,123
‪請把妳的東西收回去,女士

435
00:22:40,883 --> 00:22:42,163
‪不必用這種口氣對我說話

436
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,843
{\an8}‪察德,我這幾天過得很不順

437
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,803
‪所以你要幫我離開這裡

438
00:22:48,803 --> 00:22:50,563
‪看來妳真是歷盡風霜

439
00:22:51,443 --> 00:22:54,603
‪沒錯,我還是竊盜案受害者

440
00:22:54,603 --> 00:22:57,923
‪所以麻煩你幫我蓋個章

441
00:22:57,923 --> 00:22:59,923
‪把該做的都弄一弄,謝了

442
00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:02,403
‪只有美國政府能命令我,妳不行

443
00:23:03,403 --> 00:23:06,723
‪我每個案子都要仔細檢視

444
00:23:06,723 --> 00:23:09,803
‪因為一個小瑕疵就能駁回申請

445
00:23:11,163 --> 00:23:13,243
‪好吧,該有的都有了

446
00:23:13,243 --> 00:23:14,483
‪這由我來判斷

447
00:23:21,603 --> 00:23:23,283
‪我們一開始可能有點小誤會

448
00:23:23,283 --> 00:23:25,123
‪其實我這個人很好的

449
00:23:25,123 --> 00:23:26,723
‪妳看起來很親切

450
00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:29,363
‪我是啊

451
00:23:29,363 --> 00:23:31,763
‪我今天剛好心情不好,我道歉

452
00:23:31,763 --> 00:23:34,203
‪我是真的一定要回家

453
00:23:34,203 --> 00:23:36,763
{\an8}‪如果妳能安靜五秒,我就能好好做事

454
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,243
‪拜託你別再敲了,好嗎?

455
00:23:59,883 --> 00:24:02,883
‪天啊,他媽的別再敲了

456
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,323
‪-別跟我大小聲
‪-抱歉

457
00:24:10,843 --> 00:24:12,523
‪妳還好嗎?妳臉色不太好

458
00:24:12,523 --> 00:24:13,603
‪我沒事

459
00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:15,563
‪妳要是生病就不能上飛機

460
00:24:15,563 --> 00:24:16,763
‪我沒有生病

461
00:24:17,443 --> 00:24:19,603
‪我有理由認定妳在騙我

462
00:24:19,603 --> 00:24:22,323
{\an8}‪如果是這樣的話
‪我不能核准妳的申請

463
00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:24,203
‪女士?

464
00:24:24,723 --> 00:24:25,923
{\an8}‪女士?

465
00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:31,083
‪幹,我要回家!

466
00:24:32,283 --> 00:24:33,363
‪我要回家!

467
00:24:33,363 --> 00:24:35,323
‪-別擔心,妳馬上就能回家了
‪-抓住她

468
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,123
‪妳的體內充滿垃圾

469
00:24:46,123 --> 00:24:48,003
‪好,這位素昧平生的小姐

470
00:24:48,003 --> 00:24:50,363
‪這張表格幫我簽一下,麻煩了

471
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,923
‪膽固醇高得可怕,血壓破表

472
00:24:52,923 --> 00:24:55,203
‪還有家族心臟病史

473
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,243
‪我不能讓妳過關

474
00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,083
‪-過什麼關?
‪-身體檢查

475
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:02,403
‪-這是申請綠卡的第一關
‪-不對,我已經有綠卡了

476
00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:03,323
‪已經沒有了

477
00:25:03,323 --> 00:25:04,563
‪什麼?為什麼?

478
00:25:05,163 --> 00:25:08,123
‪妳出事後,領事館認定妳健康欠佳

479
00:25:08,123 --> 00:25:09,763
‪會給美國帶來負擔

480
00:25:09,763 --> 00:25:11,843
‪身為領事館認證的兩位雪梨醫生之一

481
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,203
‪我受指派評估妳的健康,我說...

482
00:25:15,443 --> 00:25:16,563
‪妳不合格

483
00:25:17,243 --> 00:25:18,443
‪不!

484
00:25:19,043 --> 00:25:20,563
‪靠,對不起

485
00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:22,283
‪我老闆以為我在飛機上

486
00:25:22,283 --> 00:25:25,363
‪她要把我弄進一個電視節目
‪此事非同小可

487
00:25:25,363 --> 00:25:27,283
‪很遺憾,這也跟我無關

488
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,123
‪妳對病人的態度糟透了

489
00:25:30,123 --> 00:25:31,843
‪妳的靜息心率更糟

490
00:25:34,523 --> 00:25:37,683
‪好,讓我再做一次體檢

491
00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:39,683
‪給我足夠的時間好起來

492
00:25:40,363 --> 00:25:42,163
‪好,一年後見

493
00:25:43,203 --> 00:25:47,043
‪一年...不行
‪我四週後要到紐約上節目

494
00:25:47,043 --> 00:25:51,403
‪聽著,妳要把膽固醇從6降到4.5

495
00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:54,043
‪血壓降到120/80

496
00:25:54,043 --> 00:25:58,403
‪靜息心率從105降到至少75

497
00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:00,563
‪妳絕對不可能在一個月內完成

498
00:26:00,563 --> 00:26:01,763
‪妳不瞭解我

499
00:26:01,763 --> 00:26:03,563
‪我是不瞭解,也不想瞭解

500
00:26:06,403 --> 00:26:09,643
‪我一定會好起來
‪直接通過那個什麼爛體檢

501
00:26:09,643 --> 00:26:11,043
‪然後我要回紐約去

502
00:26:11,043 --> 00:26:14,803
‪成為全世界最棒的電視評審

503
00:26:14,803 --> 00:26:16,123
‪似乎不太可能

504
00:26:16,123 --> 00:26:18,563
‪好,妳等著瞧

505
00:26:21,363 --> 00:26:23,563
‪養生狂女子

506
00:26:23,563 --> 00:26:26,283
‪-妳要把門打開,還是...
‪-關上

507
00:27:26,283 --> 00:27:28,603
{\an8}‪字幕翻譯:蔡宛玲