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‪调度 742 女性病人一名
‪头部受伤 无意识

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‪奥利维亚 听到了吗?

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‪(澳大利亚 悉尼)

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‪奥利维亚 听到了吗?

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‪-该死
‪-没事的

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‪-没事的 别
‪-你没事 你在救护车里

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‪不 我得...

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‪你们得让我出去

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‪-没事的
‪-走开

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‪-住手
‪-你干什么?放我出去!

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‪-希利小姐
‪-我的胸!

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‪-什么?不 我得回家!
‪-抓住她!

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‪天啊 我想回家!

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‪(纽约 两天前)

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‪不好意思

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‪-眼神接触过多
‪-好 抱歉

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‪-该死 我要高潮了
‪-好

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‪你得赶紧走

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‪-不想一起吃点什么吗?
‪-不行啊

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‪你是...凯文?

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‪-明天?
‪-不行

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‪我明天去澳大利亚

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‪好吧

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‪不 真的 我最好的朋友过40岁生日

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‪我周末飞去给她个惊喜

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‪你的生活好紧张

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‪是啊 生得随机 生命短暂

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‪如果你不充分利用每一刻
‪还有什么意义?

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‪好吧

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‪嗨

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‪-嘿
‪-利维

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‪我老婆很喜欢你推荐的酒吧

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‪就说牡蛎很管用吧

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‪她来了

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‪(宴会)

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‪(利维希利吃遍布鲁克林)

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‪(皇家宴会节目)

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‪好了

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‪嗨 瓦莱丽

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‪我不会为做新电视节目评委的事烦你

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‪但我坚持我最初的说法

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‪“世界顶尖厨师
‪由《宴会》顶级美食作家来评委”

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‪我是肯定会看的

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‪我知道我不是首选 但我...

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‪我也会想看

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‪事实上 我认为120个地区的一百万人

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‪都会想看

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‪我就选你

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‪出去

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‪-你的文章写得好
‪-我的天啊

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‪你的味觉与众不同

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‪顶尖厨师都尊敬你

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‪还有澳大利亚的出身 可以营销一下

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‪我的天 我的脸都麻了

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‪这是真的吗?我的脸奇怪吗?

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‪有一个问题

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‪在美食界之外 利维希利毫无名气

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‪好残忍

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‪-是真的 但很残忍
‪-节目高管认为你是不定因素

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‪我要向他们证明

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‪你的声音能触及美食界之外的人

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‪好

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‪怎么做?

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‪我需要你写一篇文章

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‪我需要你写点
‪能在全球范围内提升你形象的东西

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‪得让高管看到你触及更大的受众

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‪混个脸熟 火爆全网

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‪节目四周后开播
‪我们明天再谈 聊聊策略

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‪可以周一再谈吗?
‪我周末得回澳大利亚

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‪行 祝你玩得开心

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‪好

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‪-周一就开始了
‪-我的天

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‪真的 这会让你从史蒂芬妮吉马诺塔

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‪变成嘎嘎小姐

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‪我爱死她了

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‪好 我得走了 我的狗需要服癫痫药

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‪我们回头聊

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‪-这可是大事
‪-哇

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‪别搞砸了

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‪我在庆祝

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‪好吃

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‪是啊

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‪-干杯
‪-谢谢

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‪女士们 先生们 我们即将在悉尼降落

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‪这里温度是火热的38度

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‪(悉尼机场)

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‪-可恶 怎么这么潮湿?
‪-欢迎来到悉尼

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‪祝你生日快乐

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‪祝你生日快乐 亲爱的艾米

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‪艾米

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‪天啊!

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‪我知道 这是史上最棒的礼物

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‪天啊!

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‪这怎么能跟我们给她买的空气炸锅比

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‪什么?

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‪-嗨
‪-这真是最好的礼物

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‪你能来我真高兴

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‪我怎么会错过 你个疯子

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‪给 拿一下

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‪我要去给你祝酒

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‪这个给我吧 谢谢

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‪-好
‪-我在喝呢

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‪大家好!

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‪嗨!

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‪艾米关

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‪你是个完美无瑕的人

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‪你从高中起
‪就是我的搭档和灵魂伴侣

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‪这世上没有谁...

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‪妈呀

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‪天啊!

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‪开始派对吧

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‪我为养生狂

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‪醒醒 笨蛋

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‪出去!

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‪你好臭

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‪天啊

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‪该死 你怎么在这里?

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‪跟妈妈商量婚礼的事

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‪-欢迎回家
‪-出去

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‪(新婚新娘)

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‪妈妈 主持人已经确认
‪但我联络过花商

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‪不幸的是 牡丹不应季

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‪我们只能用百合花了

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‪太可惜了 你那么喜欢牡丹

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‪但百合花也一样漂亮 不是吗 利维?

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‪你的同性恋祖先会怎么想

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‪你要加入这样过时的制度

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‪一个以压迫和所有为主的制度

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‪觉得我做得很漂亮

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‪来点维C

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‪吸管?

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‪-太好了!
‪-哇

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‪可悲到没眼看

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‪每周来看妈妈五次的人
‪还好意思说 盖斯

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‪-没那么频繁
‪-我喜欢你们俩都在家

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‪-你晚餐想吃什么?
‪-给我惊喜

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‪不 你的羊排 美味

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‪我有重大消息

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‪想象一下

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‪国际知名厨师争夺世界第一的名号

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‪今秋来袭 《皇家宴会》
‪你的新美食痴迷

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‪是一部电视节目 我是评委之一

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‪等等 你不是作家吗?

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‪好作家 所以他们想找我 要我发声

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‪让我跟数亿人分享我的品位

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‪你知道谁是个好厨师吗?

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‪安卓雅赛德曼

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‪记得吗 她打篮网球?

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‪-她爸爸很性感
‪-她爸爸很性感

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‪她为冲浪俱乐部筹款活动

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‪准备了吵美味的椰枣片

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‪这有什么关系?

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‪我就说说 做得很润

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‪对不起 我不知道是润的

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‪奥利维亚

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‪我要出去透透气

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‪这...

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‪妈妈 这有害健康

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‪你的脸才有害健康

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‪算了 我找个愿意公开的举报人吧

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‪伊薇 你能先把TikTok暂停
‪去收拾床吗?

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‪TikTok没法暂停

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‪如果你想去莎拉家 马上上楼

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‪天啊 别那么激动 艾米

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‪你得喊我“妈妈”

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‪她最近的态度好差

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‪跟你在这个年纪时一样

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‪我刚收到昨天的账单

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‪那桌子看着不像值700澳元

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‪至少这个生日让人难忘

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‪利维为你飞过半个地球真是不错

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‪但是你安排了一个场美妙的午宴

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‪而且 你这么贴心 善解人意

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‪应该不会介意我今晚带好闺蜜
‪去参加颁奖

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‪我先是赔了700澳元 现在又这样

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‪利维从大学时
‪就老听我说澳新闻奖的事

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‪求你了

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‪好吧 那我就穿着燕尾服看电影

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‪你最棒了

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‪小混蛋 那是我的东西!

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‪过来!报警!

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‪不 这个很贵

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‪天啊

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‪等等!好痛

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‪-我的天
‪-你没事吧?

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‪-那小子拿了我的东西
‪-跟我来

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‪你们是警察 就只能做到这个吗?

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‪我的绿卡在那个袋子里
‪我可不能困在这里

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‪如果找到了可以告诉我吗?

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‪我知道可能性很小 但...

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‪谢谢 尼哥有态度嘻哈团说得对

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‪喝点碱水?

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‪好 谢谢

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‪你的气场很紫

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‪刚刚变成了亮红

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‪来 我帮你清理一下

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‪谢谢 好心小姐

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‪谢谢你的魔法水 但我要走了

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‪等等

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‪我有东西要给你

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‪赤铁矿

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‪它会让你脚踏实地 稳定下来

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‪我不需要留在原地

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‪我明天还要赶飞机 却没有绿卡

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‪我得想办法回美国

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‪我们好像没有这样的水晶

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‪当然 我不需要水晶 我需要...

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‪我需要制造奇迹的人

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‪你真能制造奇迹

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‪谢谢 我欠你个大人情

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‪我的朋友给你安排了明天10点
‪去美国领事馆跟人会面

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‪他们会给你签发旅行证件
‪你下午就可以赶航班了

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‪你真是个有人脉的女神 谢谢

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‪是啊 这里不可以抽烟 好吗?

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‪我在教育我家准青春期儿童
‪毒品不好

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‪我不能让他们知道我是伪君子

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00:11:16,603 --> 00:11:18,203
‪好嗑

218
00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:23,323
‪好 我要穿什么?

219
00:11:24,723 --> 00:11:28,163
‪-你觉得这个怎么样?
‪-骚气冲天

220
00:11:29,163 --> 00:11:32,163
‪-很有骚气的意思
‪-滚蛋 我都有两个孩子了

221
00:11:32,163 --> 00:11:34,763
‪我的天啊 这是夸奖 是好事

222
00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:37,563
‪你写好得奖致词了吗?

223
00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:41,083
‪-能提名我就很高兴了
‪-胡说八道 关

224
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:44,083
‪-我知道你想赢
‪-当然了 但不能这么说

225
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,043
‪为什么?你最棒了

226
00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:50,003
‪那也不代表一个亚裔女人
‪能赢过四个叫克里斯的男人

227
00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:52,923
‪好 那你的未得奖体面表情呢

228
00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:54,163
‪嗯

229
00:11:56,603 --> 00:12:00,803
‪不 停下 你像是在便秘 不

230
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,403
‪我不擅长这个

231
00:12:02,403 --> 00:12:03,723
‪-是啊
‪-好

232
00:12:04,403 --> 00:12:08,043
‪我在想 你今晚跟我一起来吧?

233
00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:09,043
‪什么?

234
00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:12,003
‪去一个坐满了
‪拒绝过我或解雇过我的人的房间?

235
00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:14,283
‪-是啊
‪-那就是我的地狱

236
00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:15,243
‪是啊

237
00:12:15,243 --> 00:12:17,963
‪这就是我搬去纽约的原因 你知道的

238
00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:20,683
‪拜托 你现在多厉害 好吧?

239
00:12:20,683 --> 00:12:21,923
‪最好的复仇是什么?

240
00:12:21,923 --> 00:12:24,523
‪如果你说活得逍遥
‪我就锤你坚挺的胸

241
00:12:24,523 --> 00:12:28,003
‪不 是在那些混蛋面前炫耀你的成功

242
00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:30,843
‪你要去高级电视节目做评委了

243
00:12:30,843 --> 00:12:34,403
‪况且我才卖了个大人情
‪才帮你安排了领事馆的会面

244
00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:38,603
‪好吧 我去

245
00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:43,003
‪但前提是 我穿这个去

246
00:12:43,603 --> 00:12:45,003
‪你敢吗?

247
00:12:45,923 --> 00:12:48,043
‪记得我在你婚礼上
‪和道格的弟弟上了床吗?

248
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,763
‪-什么?
‪-什么?

249
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:51,643
‪谢谢

250
00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,603
‪是的 非常感谢

251
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:57,403
‪-嗨
‪-亲爱的

252
00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:00,203
‪-嗨 玛丽
‪-听说你包包的倒霉事了

253
00:13:00,203 --> 00:13:02,123
‪-是啊
‪-要吃棒棒糖吗?

254
00:13:02,123 --> 00:13:06,043
‪-要 谢谢你
‪-这真是惊喜

255
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:08,763
‪-你来这里做什么?
‪-我只想见普莱斯医生

256
00:13:08,763 --> 00:13:09,923
‪怎么了?

257
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,883
‪那是我和医生之间的事

258
00:13:11,883 --> 00:13:14,003
‪而且 今晚的晚饭我不能吃了 抱歉

259
00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:17,763
‪我答应做艾米的新闻奖晚宴女伴了

260
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,203
‪所以你选择她而不是你的家人

261
00:13:21,203 --> 00:13:22,203
‪艾米就是家人 妈妈

262
00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:25,403
‪但更重要的是
‪明天可以送我去趟领事馆吗?

263
00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:28,483
‪-我得换张绿卡
‪-你为什么急着回纽约?

264
00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:31,563
‪你都回来了
‪为什么不留下来参加婚礼?

265
00:13:31,563 --> 00:13:36,203
‪妈妈 电视节目 改变人生的天大机会

266
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:39,523
‪我上午要送盖瑞斯和达伯特去试西装

267
00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:42,363
‪好 我搭你和盖伯特的便车就行

268
00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:44,723
‪或者是达盖斯

269
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:45,923
‪盖伯特怎么样?

270
00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:47,723
‪很好 玛丽 击个掌

271
00:13:50,483 --> 00:13:53,483
‪我通常不开安定剂

272
00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:56,843
‪只是为了让我在今晚的疯狂活动上
‪不那么紧张

273
00:13:56,843 --> 00:13:58,563
‪我在纽约的医生拿它们当糖开

274
00:13:58,563 --> 00:14:00,803
‪-这里不是纽约
‪-我知道

275
00:14:00,803 --> 00:14:03,043
‪你总得来说怎么样?

276
00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:05,963
‪嗯 我壮得像牛

277
00:14:05,963 --> 00:14:08,003
‪-还像20岁时那么疯
‪-我知道

278
00:14:08,003 --> 00:14:09,683
‪我在照片墙上关注了你

279
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,003
‪你真棒 还能跟上新技术

280
00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:14,003
‪这不可能

281
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,443
‪收缩压150 舒张压90

282
00:14:16,443 --> 00:14:19,683
‪对于你这个年纪的人来说太高了

283
00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:22,963
‪可能是因为我的物品今天被偷了
‪才会飚高

284
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,723
‪今晚我又不能回家吃饭
‪还被妈妈念叨

285
00:14:25,723 --> 00:14:28,443
‪-洛琳 她真是个暴脾气
‪-是的

286
00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:33,843
‪不过 能跟爸妈叙叙旧很好吧

287
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,283
‪我爸已经死了24年了

288
00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:43,643
‪作为他的医生 这要么是严重误诊

289
00:14:43,643 --> 00:14:45,243
‪要么你知道点别的什么

290
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,483
‪我的天啊

291
00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:54,403
‪对不起 我不知道是怎么想的

292
00:14:54,403 --> 00:14:55,323
‪对

293
00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:01,163
‪(澳大利亚新闻奖)

294
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,323
‪是挺烦人的

295
00:15:11,323 --> 00:15:14,683
‪-澳大利亚的新闻界名人
‪-无名还差不多

296
00:15:14,683 --> 00:15:17,323
‪艾米 祝福你

297
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:21,123
‪利维希利 这是杰里米杰克逊
‪《标准》的生活方式作家

298
00:15:21,123 --> 00:15:22,683
‪-有礼了
‪-有礼了

299
00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:24,763
‪好吧 我们多喝点酒

300
00:15:26,603 --> 00:15:29,403
‪不 我需要这两样 这里就是战场

301
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,003
‪我想让海伦知道

302
00:15:32,003 --> 00:15:34,563
‪离开办公室的艾米
‪又酷又能保持专业水准

303
00:15:34,563 --> 00:15:37,843
‪-你是迷上你的上司了吗?
‪-是啊 她好可怕

304
00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:39,683
‪我爱她 想不想去交际一下?

305
00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:42,403
‪不要 我讨厌这里除你之外的所有人

306
00:15:42,403 --> 00:15:45,003
‪但你忙你的 我爱你

307
00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:51,843
‪斯蒂芬罗杰斯

308
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:55,163
‪奥利维亚希利

309
00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:56,603
‪认识你很高兴

310
00:15:57,563 --> 00:16:00,443
‪你在《星空》的时候
‪我给你做过实习生

311
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:03,163
‪你以前下班后会给我发短信
‪抱怨你老婆

312
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:06,883
‪-你说的一定是别人
‪-不 绝对是你

313
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:10,803
‪你还毙掉了我所有的照片
‪说我“思想浅薄”

314
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:12,843
‪我现在在纽约工作 没错

315
00:16:12,843 --> 00:16:16,403
‪主要为顶级刊物供稿
‪美食 生活方式什么的

316
00:16:16,403 --> 00:16:19,883
‪那么你已经不是“思想浅薄”的人了

317
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,803
‪不好意思 奥利维

318
00:16:24,803 --> 00:16:27,323
‪我要去为我的终身成就奖做准备

319
00:16:32,443 --> 00:16:34,363
‪(男女混用厕所)

320
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,123
‪滚开

321
00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:42,563
‪振作起来 女人

322
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,403
‪再忍12个小时

323
00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:54,963
‪20澳元一包?

324
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,203
‪一百

325
00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:02,083
‪天啊 包里剩下的多少钱?

326
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:03,923
‪两百

327
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:06,923
‪成交 但我要说

328
00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:10,123
‪这个国家毒品的价格太离谱了

329
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,323
‪知道了

330
00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:17,603
‪杰兹 欢迎参加派对 来点吗?

331
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,403
‪我很久没尝过恶魔的头皮屑了

332
00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:24,163
‪常言道 及时行乐 朋友

333
00:17:27,643 --> 00:17:28,803
‪谢谢

334
00:17:36,363 --> 00:17:37,403
‪不是吗 利维?

335
00:17:41,323 --> 00:17:43,283
‪艾米是难得的天才

336
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:45,843
‪她在后世留下宝贵遗产

337
00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:46,883
‪对 她非常厉害

338
00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:50,003
‪但就像你说的 亲爱的
‪赢的肯定是哪个白人

339
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,763
‪因为系统就对你不利

340
00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:55,163
‪所以我不怎么看重这些奖

341
00:17:55,163 --> 00:17:57,403
‪很好 因为这里之外的人

342
00:17:57,403 --> 00:17:59,203
‪都不在乎这件事

343
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:01,923
‪这我可不同意 利维

344
00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:04,243
‪就在今年 我们的一篇报道

345
00:18:04,243 --> 00:18:07,043
‪揭开了一宗人口贩卖案件

346
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,403
‪《标准》关注的...

347
00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:11,563
‪但你和我都知道
‪《标准》根本配不上艾米

348
00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:15,443
‪但在这穷乡僻壤
‪这也就是最佳选择了

349
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,043
‪什么?

350
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:19,803
‪你可得捧住她 小心庙小装不住大佛

351
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:24,203
‪我去找座位了

352
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:25,843
‪好

353
00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:30,363
‪-老兄 搞什么?
‪-什么?

354
00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:33,483
‪-你羞辱了我老板
‪-没事 我说了你好话

355
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:37,523
‪好吧 你把这当笑话
‪但这对我来说很重要

356
00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:40,483
‪所以我才来了 尽管这让人难受

357
00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:42,803
‪你嗑嗨了吗?

358
00:18:43,763 --> 00:18:47,683
‪-找点乐子有什么不对?
‪-因为你总是太过分

359
00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:49,443
‪对不起 我让你丢脸

360
00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:52,803
‪-是你求我来的
‪-显然这是个坏主意

361
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:57,963
‪好吧 如果你这么想 我就走了

362
00:18:58,923 --> 00:19:00,083
‪我们坐下吧

363
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,123
‪-不 算了我走了
‪-利维!

364
00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:04,403
‪让开

365
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,043
‪晚上好 女士们 先生们

366
00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:12,963
‪欢迎参加澳大利亚新闻奖

367
00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:30,603
‪真让人兴奋 不是吗?

368
00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:34,123
‪我喜欢新闻!

369
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,203
‪得奖的是

370
00:19:36,203 --> 00:19:37,883
‪克里斯怀特曼!

371
00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:42,603
‪下次吧

372
00:19:51,043 --> 00:19:52,843
‪看看警察带来了什么

373
00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:54,723
‪我的绿卡

374
00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:57,483
‪颁奖怎么样?

375
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,323
‪艾米赢了吗?

376
00:20:01,483 --> 00:20:02,523
‪不见了

377
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,123
‪他们还拿走了我的月经杯

378
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:08,923
‪操

379
00:20:08,923 --> 00:20:10,763
‪谁会拿别人的绿卡?

380
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,083
‪烦人

381
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,163
‪天啊

382
00:20:23,403 --> 00:20:24,483
‪宝贝

383
00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:27,443
‪奖还有很多

384
00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:32,563
‪老实说 我不在乎奖的事

385
00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:41,963
‪请不要碰我的喇叭

386
00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:43,563
‪抱歉 达 但我要迟到了

387
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:46,003
‪你不是唯一有不便的人

388
00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:49,203
‪亲爱的 凡妮莎一家请到了保姆
‪他们同意了

389
00:20:49,923 --> 00:20:53,523
‪那么 利维就是唯一
‪没回复我们的婚礼邀请的人了

390
00:20:53,523 --> 00:20:55,683
‪不是吗?新郎的姐姐还需要回复?

391
00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:56,883
‪如果她想有东西吃的话

392
00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:59,523
‪就好像你为了博关注而不肯回复

393
00:20:59,523 --> 00:21:02,403
‪-闭嘴 我为什么要这么做?
‪-因为你就是这样

394
00:21:02,403 --> 00:21:04,043
‪你抢风头

395
00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:06,923
‪我天生好取悦别人 我也没办法

396
00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:08,843
‪快走 混蛋!

397
00:21:08,843 --> 00:21:11,603
‪-友情提醒 司机才能摁喇叭
‪-天啊

398
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,923
‪记得你抵制奶奶的
‪最后一次圣诞节吗?

399
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:15,203
‪是为了好事

400
00:21:15,203 --> 00:21:19,683
‪跟踪一个国际特赦的男孩
‪不叫好事 奥利维亚

401
00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:22,923
‪在我12年级的舞会上
‪你跟我的约会对象做爱了

402
00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:25,723
‪我帮你避免了非常尴尬的经历

403
00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:28,923
‪爸爸的葬礼 你喝得烂醉
‪在花园里昏睡过去

404
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:31,283
‪-睡在了我的牵牛花上
‪-对

405
00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:32,683
‪我是在伤心

406
00:21:32,683 --> 00:21:34,083
‪我们都很伤心

407
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,603
‪但你总能引人瞩目

408
00:21:37,603 --> 00:21:39,683
‪既然我这么让人受不了
‪为什么还找我来?

409
00:21:39,683 --> 00:21:42,403
‪得了 我们就是说笑 利维

410
00:21:42,403 --> 00:21:43,603
‪是吗?

411
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:47,123
‪好吧 你的家人觉得你是个笑话
‪有什么好笑的?

412
00:21:47,123 --> 00:21:48,923
‪不只是我们

413
00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:55,123
‪我不回来参加婚礼了

414
00:21:56,763 --> 00:21:58,363
‪-奥利维亚
‪-不

415
00:21:58,363 --> 00:21:59,403
‪不

416
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:03,363
‪反正也太接近节目开始的日期了
‪算了 让我下车吧

417
00:22:03,963 --> 00:22:06,883
‪-不 不能停车
‪-不 我不在乎 靠边停车

418
00:22:06,883 --> 00:22:08,043
‪-停车
‪-我可不想拿罚单

419
00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:09,203
‪奥利维亚

420
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,563
‪我们之间还是隔片海洋吧
‪大家都能开开心心的

421
00:22:14,403 --> 00:22:15,523
‪(美利坚合众国)

422
00:22:22,923 --> 00:22:24,203
‪奥利维亚希利

423
00:22:24,203 --> 00:22:27,203
‪-奥利维亚希利在吗?
‪-是 我来了 你好

424
00:22:31,243 --> 00:22:32,083
‪嗨

425
00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:33,683
‪烦人

426
00:22:37,843 --> 00:22:40,123
‪女士 请保管好随身物品

427
00:22:40,883 --> 00:22:42,163
‪不必叫我“女士”

428
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,843
{\an8}‪好了 查德 我这几天很不顺

429
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,803
‪需要你把我给弄出去

430
00:22:48,803 --> 00:22:50,563
‪看得出你真的很不顺

431
00:22:51,443 --> 00:22:54,603
‪是的 我其实东西被人偷了

432
00:22:54,603 --> 00:22:57,923
‪所以如果你能盖个章什么的

433
00:22:57,923 --> 00:22:59,923
‪那就太好了

434
00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:02,403
{\an8}‪我听从美国政府命令 不是你

435
00:23:03,403 --> 00:23:06,723
{\an8}‪而且我需要彻查每个案件

436
00:23:06,723 --> 00:23:09,803
{\an8}‪因为一点小错就能使申请失效

437
00:23:11,163 --> 00:23:14,483
{\an8}‪-好吧 一切东西都就绪
‪-这得我说了算

438
00:23:21,603 --> 00:23:25,123
{\an8}‪我觉得我们闹得有些不愉快
‪我其实是个不错的人

439
00:23:25,123 --> 00:23:26,723
‪你看起来很棒

440
00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:29,363
‪的确

441
00:23:29,363 --> 00:23:31,763
‪你碰上了我不顺的日子 我道歉

442
00:23:31,763 --> 00:23:34,203
‪我真的需要回家

443
00:23:34,203 --> 00:23:36,763
{\an8}‪麻烦你安静五秒 我好完成我的工作

444
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,243
‪你能不能别敲了?

445
00:23:59,883 --> 00:24:02,883
{\an8}‪我的天啊 别敲了

446
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,323
{\an8}‪-别冲我大呼小叫
‪-抱歉

447
00:24:10,843 --> 00:24:13,603
‪-你没事吧?你看起来不太好
‪-我没事

448
00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:16,763
{\an8}‪-如果你生病了就不能飞行
‪-不 我没生病

449
00:24:17,443 --> 00:24:19,603
‪我有理由认为你在撒谎

450
00:24:19,603 --> 00:24:22,323
{\an8}‪如果是这样 我不能让你过审

451
00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:24,203
‪女士?

452
00:24:24,723 --> 00:24:25,923
{\an8}‪女士?

453
00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:31,083
‪该死 我得回家

454
00:24:32,283 --> 00:24:33,363
‪我想回家

455
00:24:33,363 --> 00:24:35,323
‪-别担心 你很快就能回家
‪-抓住她

456
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,123
‪你体内一团糟

457
00:24:46,123 --> 00:24:48,003
‪好吧 我从没见过的女士

458
00:24:48,003 --> 00:24:50,363
‪你可以在表格上签名吗?

459
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,923
‪血脂高得吓人 血压高得不喜欢

460
00:24:52,923 --> 00:24:55,203
‪还有家族心脏病史

461
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,243
‪我不能让你过

462
00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,083
‪-过什么?
‪-医疗检查

463
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:02,403
‪-这是拿到绿卡的第一步
‪-不 我有绿卡

464
00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:03,323
‪现在没有了

465
00:25:03,323 --> 00:25:04,563
‪什么?为什么?

466
00:25:05,163 --> 00:25:08,123
‪你出事后 领事馆认为
‪你糟糕的健康状况

467
00:25:08,123 --> 00:25:09,763
‪会让你成为美国的负担

468
00:25:09,763 --> 00:25:11,843
‪作为悉尼领事馆批准的两位医生之一

469
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:16,723
‪我被派来评估你 我说...你没过

470
00:25:17,243 --> 00:25:18,443
‪不!

471
00:25:19,043 --> 00:25:20,563
‪该死 抱歉

472
00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:22,163
‪我老板以为我已经上了飞机

473
00:25:22,163 --> 00:25:25,363
‪她要推荐我去参加一部电视剧
‪这非常重要

474
00:25:25,363 --> 00:25:27,283
‪很遗憾 但不是我的问题

475
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,123
‪你的关怀态度真差

476
00:25:30,123 --> 00:25:31,843
‪你的静息心率也很差

477
00:25:34,523 --> 00:25:37,683
‪好 让我再做一次医疗检查

478
00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:39,683
‪给我时间 让我好起来

479
00:25:40,363 --> 00:25:42,163
‪好 一年后见

480
00:25:43,203 --> 00:25:47,043
‪一年...不 我四周内就得回纽约

481
00:25:47,043 --> 00:25:51,403
‪听着 你的胆固醇得从6降到4.5

482
00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:54,043
‪血压得降到120/80

483
00:25:54,043 --> 00:25:58,403
‪静息心率得从105降到至少75

484
00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:00,563
‪一个月内是绝对做不到的

485
00:26:00,563 --> 00:26:03,563
‪-你不了解我
‪-对 我也不想了解

486
00:26:06,403 --> 00:26:09,643
‪我会好起来 通过这破医疗检查

487
00:26:09,643 --> 00:26:11,043
‪然后回纽约去

488
00:26:11,043 --> 00:26:14,803
‪成为这世上最好的电视评委

489
00:26:14,803 --> 00:26:16,123
‪不太可能

490
00:26:16,123 --> 00:26:18,563
‪瞧我的吧

491
00:26:21,363 --> 00:26:23,563
‪我为养生狂

492
00:26:23,563 --> 00:26:26,283
‪-是要开着 还是...
‪-关上

493
00:27:26,283 --> 00:27:28,603
{\an8}‪字幕翻译:刘牧园