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Celia, look at you.

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In our house. All alone.

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What are you doing here?

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Every year, we celebrate
Hartley's birthday

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at Madame Millicent's Tea House.

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She's coming down to model
the dress I got her

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for the tea party.

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Oh, I've always wanted to go
to a tea party.

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Mostly so I can squish all those
tiny finger sandwiches together

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into one multi-flavored masterpiece.

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Well, keep on wanting,
'cause you're not invited.

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Ooh!

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It looks even better than I imagined.

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It's better than I imagined too.

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-Who's a pretty princess?
-[camera shutter clicks]

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What do you think, baby?

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I love it. It's fantastic.
Can't wait for the tea party.

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Okay.

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Well, now that I know
these dresses are winners,

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I can go pick out mine.

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Tea you later.

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Still not invited.

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What's it worth to you to stop
me from posting this picture?

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Can you really put a price on your teeth?

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Eh, I'll take my chances.

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Hartley, how can you actually like this?

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I don't.

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I mean, I used to when I was little,

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but now it's just a tradition
that means a lot to my grandma.

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I don't want to hurt her feelings.

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So, you're willing to dress like a grandma

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to avoid offending your grandma?

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Very Hartley.

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What are the kids at school gonna say?

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Nothing.

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It's too embarrassing to invite them.

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So, usually it's just me, my grandma,

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and her friends who complain
that tea makes them gassy.

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Wow.

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And I thought it was bad enough
wearing the worst outfit ever.

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Second-worst outfit ever.

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For your information,

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this is what regular people wear
on vacation.

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And I got to say,
I do like all the pocket space

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in these shorts equipped for cargo.

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What vacation?

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Mom and Dad are taking me
to a water park for the weekend.

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Oh, that sounds like nice, wholesome fun.

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So we can pull
villainous pranks on people.

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And there it is.

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We're gonna clog
the waterslides with floaties

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and we're gonna dye the wave
pool a horrifying blood red.

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Or maybe even yellow.

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What's so scary about a pool
of yellow water-- Oh, no!

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Never mind. I got it.

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So, you're just gonna leave me
and Jake here?

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I mean, him I understand,
but I'm delightful.

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Sorry. No room.

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Our prank gear and giant
floaties take up the whole car.

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Well, can't you just deflate the floaties?

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And make your mother
blow them all up again?

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That's very inconsiderate, Amy.

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Great. Your family's gonna have
more fun than I am

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on my own birthday.

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No, this is perfect.

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You know, you've always been there for me.

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Now, it's my turn to be there for you.

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Tell your grandma
to cancel that tea party.

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What? Why?

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Because I'm throwing you
the best birthday party ever.

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Well, does it have to be this weekend?

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Yeah, because my parents are out of town.

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Oh, so you're worried
that they'd try to shut it down?

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No, I'm worried my dad would try
to drop it like it's hot,

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which usually ends with him
falling like he's old.

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[theme music playing]

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Your birthday party is really
coming together.

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I invited tons of people.

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Seriously? You can't stand people.

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I know. So, when I've had my fill,

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I'm whipping out the garden hose.

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Hartley! There you are.

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Oh, hey, Grandma.

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We need to choose your party package.

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I was thinking either Deluxe Delights

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or Classy Lassies.

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[chuckles] Uh...

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You know, that sounds like a big decision.

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Let's discuss it in private.

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You were supposed to cancel the tea party.

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Why is she still talking
about it like it's happening?

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Well, I was thinking,

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and I don't think your dad would want us

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throwing a party with all his
villain stuff downstairs.

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Hmm. Hey, Dad, I'm throwing
a party while you're gone.

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Okay.

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Seriously? You don't care

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if there's a bunch of kids in your house?

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-Your villain house?
-Nah.

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The lair will be locked up tight.

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In fact, since we're going away,
I added extra security

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that not even Amy and Jake's
powers can penetrate.

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Seriously?

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You don't trust your own kids?

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Nope.

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Anyway, I got to go finish
getting ready for the trip.

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I gave Eva and Colby
a bunch of stuff to do too,

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and if everyone does their part,

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we should make it on time
for our hotel reservation.

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Huh, never thought I'd hear a supervillain

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stressing about a hotel reservation.

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Hey, we may be evil,

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but no one wants to sleep
next to the ice machine.

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There you go.
My dad's cool with the party.

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Now, go cancel with your grandma.

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Okay. It's just hard to find
the right time.

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Aw, it's always the right time
to disappoint people.

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Here, I'll show you.

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Celia, I'm not going to the tea party.

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Fine by me. You were a plus one.

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Your turn.

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Grandma, um, well, I...

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I...

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Here, let me help.

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Grandma, I need to talk to you
about the tea party.

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-What about it?
-This is where I leave you.

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Fly, little bird.

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You're not canceling, are you?

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It wasn't easy to book that tea house.

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I had to lean on the manager to fit us in.

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Do you know how hard it is
to threaten someone

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using proper etiquette?

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No, it's just, uh...

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Amy wants to throw me a party, too.

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So, are you saying you don't
want your tea party anymore?

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No. Of course, I do.

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Then why would you choose
that neighbor girl

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over your sweet grandmother

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who might not have that many
birthdays to share with you?

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I wouldn't.

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Good. Then go tell her to cancel.

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Absolutely.

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How'd it go? She take it well?

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Absolutely.

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Here we are, ready to go.

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Ah, great.

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Did you finish making the fake VIP passes

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so we can skip the lines?

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Uh, no, but I did have a delightful nap.

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What about you?
Did you finish the list I gave you?

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No. But, to be fair, it's kind
of hard to finish something

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you never started.

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Although, I did pick up
this sweet surfboard

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for the wave pool.

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I don't know how to ride it,

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but I'm excited to fall on people.

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I can't believe you two.

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The whole reason I made us each lists

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was so we could work as a team
to get out of here on time.

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But if you didn't do any of it,
we can't leave.

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-Did you finish your list?
-Of course not.

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You two were supposed to pick up my slack.

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Okay, look, let's just hurry up,

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finish our lists so we can hit the road.

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[doorknob jiggles]

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The door is locked.

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Oh, no. My surfboard
must have hit the button.

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I mean, this thing
is really hard to handle.

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See?

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Will you give me that?

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Take it. Take it.

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Okay, look, luckily, I can turn
off my new security measures

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using my phone.

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Oh, no. I must have left it in the car.

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Oh, well, that's a good place for it.

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Just use your phone to call Amy and Jake

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so they can get my phone
and open the lair.

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Fine.

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Yeah, my phone is also in the car.

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Okay, no worries.
I will just zap our way out.

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No, you can't.

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My new security system is impenetrable.

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Not even your powers can bust through it.

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So, we're stuck in here?

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Way to go, guys. Real responsible.

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-Well, where's your phone?
-I traded it for the surfboard.

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Jake, I need your help.

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I promised Amy that I'd tell my grandma

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that I didn't want a tea party

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so I could go to Amy's party instead.

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But then I told my grandma that
I'd tell Amy to cancel her party

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so I could go to the tea party.

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So, you're caught between making
Amy mad or making Celia mad?

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Have you considered
facial reconstructive surgery?

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I just have to find a way
to go to both parties.

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I know. You can come with me.

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That way, you can distract my grandma

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while I sneak over to Amy's party.

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Then I'll text you every time
we need to switch. You in?

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Well, going to the tea party
would allow me to live out

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my finger sandwich fantasy.

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I don't know what that means,
but if you're in, I don't care.

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I don't know. Seems like a lot of lying.

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Well, I never lie.

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Except for tonight
and all the lies up to now.

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So, as long as we agree that lying is bad

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and we shouldn't do it,
then maybe it's okay?

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-Works for me.
-Me too.

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[inaudible chatter]

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So, what do you think of my tux?

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Well, if your personality doesn't sparkle,

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at least your outfit will.

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Just remember, keep my grandma busy

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so she doesn't wonder where I am.

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[all] Happy birthday, Hartley!

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Thanks. Oh, I'm so excited
to spend my birthday

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with all of you right here,
where I will be all night--

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-Too much.
-Copy that.

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Oh, darn.

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My fascinator's coming loose.

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I should, uh, probably go
take care of that.

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Hartley, wait.

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You know what I love?

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Is how the teacups come
on their own little saucer.

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00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,770
It's like the saucer is the
plate and the cup is the food?

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00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,440
Don't worry. I won't eat the cup.

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00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,108
That's a mistake you don't make twice.

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Just for the record, he was not invited.

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Get off my head!

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Okay.

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[dance music playing]

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Oh, look, everyone,
it's the birthday girl.

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[all cheer]

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Where have you been?

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Sorry. I was apologizing to my grandma

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for canceling the tea party,
which I totally did.

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-[panting]
-Why are you out of breath?

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00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,524
Oh, uh, you know, parties are stressful.

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So I'm, uh, doing some
deep breathing exercises

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to stay calm and centered.

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[hyperventilating] See?

242
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Look, it's a party.

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If you want to let stress out,
just shout like this.

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Whoo!

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00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,996
[all] Whoo!

246
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,414
Whoo!

247
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,500
No, louder. Whoo!

248
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:17,093
Well, it's not a party till you
break something, am I right?

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-[all cheer]
-[music resumes]

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00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,889
[all laughing]

251
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:24,100
What is taking Hartley so long?

252
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,643
I better go check on her.

253
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,978
Oh, uh, I'm sure
she'll be back any second.

254
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,272
Uh, so, Celia, let's talk about you.

255
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,734
Tell me, what is your favorite
kind of, uh, sword?

256
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,361
Depends on the job.

257
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:38,698
You got your broadsword,
your katana, your cutlass.

258
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,908
But I'm partial to the scimitar.

259
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,744
Gets things done without too much mess.

260
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,163
I got one in the car. You want to see it?

261
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,000
No. I'm good.

262
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,002
[cell phone vibrates]

263
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,881
Be right back.

264
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,758
Don't rush on my account.

265
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,928
[giggling]

266
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,805
Hi, Grandma. I'm back.

267
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,724
Why are you all sweaty?

268
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,768
Oh, that's from dancing...
in the bathroom.

269
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,312
I was dancing in the bathroom.

270
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,859
-Why were you--?
-Because it's my birthday.

271
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,363
[gasps]

272
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,787
[dance music playing]

273
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,583
Hey, Amy. Great party.

274
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,334
Oh, did you just get here?

275
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,336
What? No. I've been here the whole time.

276
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,838
I've just been, uh, mingling.

277
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,548
You know me, I love to mingle.
I'm a mingler.

278
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,049
Mingle all the way.

279
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,803
-Have you seen Hartley?
-Uh, yeah.

280
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,472
I'm pretty sure I saw her getting a drink

281
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,015
at the, uh, the punch bowl.

282
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,558
There is no punch bowl.

283
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,019
Oh, then someone must have brought one.

284
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,314
Guess this party is BYOPB:
"bring your own punch bowl."

285
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,442
Could also be peanut butter
or pretzel bites.

286
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,943
Any of these working for you?
I don't know.

287
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,111
I've never been to a party before.

288
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,572
Yeah. It shows.

289
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,657
I'm gonna go get some punch.

290
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,825
Uh, you can't...

291
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,369
because Hartley drank it all.

292
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,914
She drank a whole bowl of punch?

293
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,373
Yeah, and she's your best friend, Amy.

294
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,958
How do you not know she's a punch guzzler?

295
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,045
-[cell phone vibrates]
-Well, back to mingling.

296
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,838
-Have I mentioned I'm a mingler?
-Just go.

297
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,008
What was that? And where is Hartley?

298
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,510
-Right here.
-Oh!

299
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:25,137
Did you drink a whole bowl of punch?

300
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,639
Is that what Jake said?

301
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,225
-Yeah.
-Then yes, I did.

302
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,230
We never would've gotten locked down here

303
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,232
if you hadn't had that stupid surfboard.

304
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,567
Why couldn't you have
shape-shifted into someone

305
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,110
who makes better decisions?

306
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,447
Well, maybe if you kept your phone

307
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,157
as close as I keep my surfboard,

308
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,700
we might have gotten out by now.

309
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,494
If you had both just contributed
to the team,

310
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,204
we would all be checking in right now

311
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:53,165
to a terrific hotel room we were
never even gonna pay for.

312
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,002
Okay. Okay. Your father's right.

313
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,964
I say we work together and blame him.

314
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,383
Yeah. I mean, if he's such a genius,

315
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,386
then why didn't he invent a way
to walk through walls?

316
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,639
Wait a minute. I did.

317
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,517
[objects clattering]

318
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,938
I invented a Particle-izer.

319
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,566
It'll temporarily rearrange
every cell in your body

320
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,192
so that you can pass through anything.

321
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,695
You know, for as much
as we made fun of you,

322
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,281
every so often you do come in quite handy.

323
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,825
Anyway, once I'm particle-ized,

324
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,618
I'll just run right through
the locked door.

325
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,078
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

326
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,788
-Why don't I run through?
-What's wrong?

327
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,248
Don't you trust that I'll let you out?

328
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,000
I mean, considering all the shady things

329
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,460
you've done throughout my life,
no, I don't.

330
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,422
Hey, don't look at me.

331
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,924
I'm well aware of what goes on
behind your curtain.

332
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,467
All right. Fine.

333
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,803
I'll particle-ize all of us
at the same time.

334
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,098
[device humming]

335
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,060
-But I'm going first!
-[Colby] Out of my way!

336
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,397
[Eva yelps]

337
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,905
Wait, is something off here?

338
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,617
Why is Mom wearing my hoodie?

339
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,661
And why does it feel
like it's still on me?

340
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,914
Probably because my body's over there.

341
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,207
What did you do?

342
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,961
Our particles got mixed up.

343
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,671
Our heads are on the wrong bodies.

344
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,341
See? This is what happens
when you don't let me go first.

345
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,094
Wait, why did you stand up
when I tried to stand up?

346
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,431
Don't ask me, I'm still
processing the whole hoodie issue.

347
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,266
Whoa.

348
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,768
Oh, my.

349
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,979
Our heads still control our own bodies

350
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,606
even though we're not attached to them?

351
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,899
Stop walking.

352
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,317
You're making me motion sick.

353
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,693
And if I puke right now,

354
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,820
I don't know whose mouth
it's gonna come out of.

355
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,036
You've gotta try these crumpets.
They're scrumpet...tious.

356
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,454
I'm sorry, ladies.

357
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,122
I really thought I had something there.

358
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,376
[gasps]

359
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,586
Finger sandwiches.

360
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,676
-Jake!
-Hartley.

361
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,469
Didn't you get my text?

362
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:11,637
No.

363
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,431
Yes.

364
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,895
But... But finger sandwiches.

365
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,315
Hartley, where have you been?

366
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,025
And why do you keep disappearing?

367
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,111
Your friends have been asking for you.

368
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,571
Grandma, these are your friends.

369
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,325
Not if they keep running up
the bill on these hors d'oeuvres.

370
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,743
[cell phone vibrates]

371
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,707
Uh, I think I left my phone
in the bathroom.

372
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,125
Be right back.

373
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,044
That girl's up to something.

374
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,964
Why would she say she left
her phone in the bathroom

375
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,340
when it was in her hand?

376
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,176
Beats me.

377
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,306
I want answers, Willy Wonka,

378
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,893
or you can use your pure imagination

379
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,730
to figure out what's gonna happen next.

380
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,322
Hey, Amy. I'm back.

381
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,575
[laughs] I mean, I never left.

382
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,160
Where would I have gone?

383
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,371
Maybe you should start talking.
Ready, set, go.

384
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,832
Is that your weird tea party hat?

385
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,043
Hat? What hat?

386
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,712
Oh. This one.

387
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,882
Have you been sneaking off
to your grandma's tea party?

388
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,926
No. I just wanted to wear the stupid hat.

389
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,054
Stupid hat?

390
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,264
[gasps] Grandma.

391
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,059
You told me she was canceling this party.

392
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,685
[scoffs] What?

393
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,979
You told me she was canceling hers.

394
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,733
Well, the important thing
is we are all together now.

395
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,194
Wait, Grandma.

396
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,528
How did you even know I was here?

397
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,489
He told me.

398
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,115
Hello.

399
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,242
You snitched on me?

400
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,494
I had no choice.

401
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,454
She took away my finger sammies.

402
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,790
Don't worry, Hartley.

403
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,333
I know it must have been tough

404
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:08,253
to choose between her
and your grandmother.

405
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,756
Your family.

406
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,883
Your flesh and blood.

407
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,886
Yeah, but, in the end,
she made the right decision,

408
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,597
so nighty-night, Nana.

409
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,683
Oh, no, no, no.

410
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,312
It's clear that Hartley wants
to attend both parties,

411
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,272
so why make her choose

412
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,734
when I can just bring the tea party here?

413
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,986
-Wait, what?
-Come on in.

414
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,366
Time to party like it's 1979.

415
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,037
We worked up a little something
in the driveway.

416
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,372
Ready, girls?

417
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,040
[funky hip-hop music playing]

418
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,761
Oh, no. I know what you're doing.

419
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,305
You are not turning my party
into a grandma get-down.

420
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,976
Let's see if they can keep up those moves

421
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,310
at a thousand beats per minute.

422
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,399
[music accelerating]

423
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,235
[Celia] Keep it hot, ladies.

424
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,654
You've been drinking tea for hours.

425
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,365
You've got the caffeine jitters
on your side.

426
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,996
[all] Whoo!

427
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,542
Okay then. Time to add a little bass.

428
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,753
[loud rumbling]

429
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,672
Keep your feet planted!

430
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,717
Gladys, it's time to get
your money's worth

431
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,552
out of that hip replacement!

432
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,766
Okay, I can modify the Particle-izer

433
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,018
to get us back to normal.

434
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,978
But since my head is on the wrong body,

435
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,396
I'm gonna need your help.

436
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:52,107
Eva, I want you to grab
that soldering iron

437
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,527
and very delicately solder
that capacitor to the circuit.

438
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,201
Ow.

439
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,911
Sorry, son.

440
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,163
Okay, Eva, that wasn't a soldering iron.

441
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,456
That was a hammer.

442
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,333
It's complicated. I get it.

443
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,169
Hey, maybe you should use your own hands.

444
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,545
Well, then how will I see what I'm doing?

445
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,923
I know. Move me over there.

446
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,260
No, I still can't see.

447
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,846
How about now?

448
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,516
Oh! That's using your invisible head, son!

449
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,435
I'll have this fixed in no time.

450
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,604
This is just like being on my own body.

451
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,232
Aside from having to make sure
I don't look down

452
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,485
and see my own gaping neck hole.

453
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,946
Reversing the swap
will take an extra power boost.

454
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,948
-Eva?
-Gladly.

455
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,158
Wow!

456
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,619
Shooting lighting from
your fingers really is cool.

457
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,829
I mean, my fingers. I mean, your fingers.

458
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,123
You know, I'll be glad when this is over.

459
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,168
[device humming]

460
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,634
-Yes! I'm back in one piece!
-We did it.

461
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,761
We finally worked together as a team!

462
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:03,887
[laughs]

463
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,515
And it got us nowhere,

464
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,267
because we're still stuck in the lair.

465
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,560
[cell phone chimes]

466
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,853
Hello?

467
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,146
Oh, it's the hotel.

468
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,356
Yeah, we're running a little late.

469
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:15,565
We got locked in the basement.

470
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,942
I didn't have my, uh--

471
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,112
Can I call you right back?

472
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,658
You had your phone this whole time?

473
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,618
Huh. I must have missed a pocket.

474
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,663
These cargo shorts have way too many.

475
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,042
-[fast music playing]
-Fight that bass!

476
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,586
Don't let those ankles crumble!

477
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,298
Stop the music!

478
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,718
That's it. Party's over. Everyone out.

479
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,177
Oh, come on.

480
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,346
The little one was getting
wobbly at the knees.

481
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,058
Well, I'd love to stick around
and see how this plays out,

482
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,935
but I have a pocketful
of finger sandwiches

483
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,228
in urgent need of refrigeration.

484
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:56,898
I can't believe you lied to me.

485
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,026
You lie to me all the time.

486
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:00,569
Exactly.

487
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,529
Which means you stole my thing.

488
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,657
So now you are a liar and a thief.

489
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,410
Ha!

490
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,748
Never mind her.

491
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,667
I can't believe you lied
to your own grandmother.

492
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,252
What is this all about, Hartley?

493
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,713
I thought you loved
having those tea parties.

494
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,924
I used to, Grandma,
but I've outgrown them.

495
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,177
And I know how much you love them, so,

496
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,928
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

497
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,639
-I'm sorry.
-Sorry for what?

498
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,309
I've been waiting years
for this day to come.

499
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,729
I only kept doing it because
I thought you liked it.

500
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,939
-Really?
-Yes, really.

501
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,524
I don't even like tea.

502
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,526
Although, I do like to spill it.

503
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,072
I guess I should've spoken up sooner.

504
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:48,075
You can always be honest with me.

505
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,785
Even if it hurts my feelings,

506
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,453
at least I'll know it's the truth.

507
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,330
You can't live your whole life

508
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,415
trying to make other people happy.

509
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:56,875
I know I don't.

510
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,211
Thanks, Grandma.

511
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:04,841
You were right.

512
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,260
If I had just taken your advice
in the first place,

513
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,012
none of this would've happened.

514
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,139
Yeah, well, you know,

515
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,474
sometimes you just have
to learn things on your own.

516
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,351
I mean, there are plenty of bad situations

517
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,645
I could have avoided
if I had just taken your advice.

518
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,356
Hmm. Does that mean
you'll listen next time?

519
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:20,857
No.

520
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:26,530
I spent the whole day trying to
not let you and my grandma down,

521
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,782
and all I did was let myself down

522
00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:31,493
by turning my birthday into a big mess.

523
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,246
I went from having two parties
to no party at all.

524
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,958
Not necessarily.

525
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,627
[techno music playing]

526
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,429
Whoo! Now, this is a party.

527
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,722
Happy birthday to me!

528
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,016
[all cheer]

529
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,144
Time for me to drop it like it's ho--

530
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,855
[screams]

531
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,899
Hey, it's not a party till
you break something, am I right?

532
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,609
[music resumes]

533
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,617
[theme music playing]