1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,917 --> 00:00:11,166 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 4 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:14,083 as the evidence has shown, 5 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:16,000 my client is innocent... 6 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:18,500 but someone is responsible 7 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:20,417 for the crimes that were committed, 8 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,166 and that someone... 9 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:24,375 is in this very courtroom. 10 00:00:26,041 --> 00:00:27,875 Order! Order! 11 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:30,500 A warning, counselor. 12 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:31,583 Watch the antics, 13 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:33,125 or I will hold you in contempt. 14 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:35,166 That's funny. 15 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,041 I could say the same thing to you, 16 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:40,583 because your days of riding the bench are over. 17 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:41,792 Gentlemen? 18 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:45,625 Get away from me. 19 00:00:45,709 --> 00:00:46,458 What are you... You're not allowed to... 20 00:00:46,542 --> 00:00:47,625 I'm a judge! 21 00:00:47,709 --> 00:00:48,834 This isn't the last you'll hear from me, 22 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:49,875 Clint Handsome. 23 00:00:49,959 --> 00:00:51,834 You won't get away with this. 24 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:52,667 Let go! 25 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:53,792 I beg to differ. 26 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:56,250 This is the Big Apple, 27 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:58,667 and justice just took a bite out of you. 28 00:00:59,917 --> 00:01:01,000 Cut! Tail slate! 29 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,625 Happy holidays, everyone! 30 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:04,542 Marker 4 kilo, take 810 tail 1A. 31 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,959 Hey, welcome home, buddy! 32 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:13,667 Aah! 33 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:15,667 -Hi, babe. -Hi. 34 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:16,458 That was awesome. 35 00:01:16,542 --> 00:01:18,000 Thank you! 36 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:19,125 How was the trip? 37 00:01:19,208 --> 00:01:20,333 It was dynamite. 38 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:21,667 My dad taught me how to play pool and poker. 39 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:22,750 Dynamite. 40 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,125 Mm-hmm. 41 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:25,333 Can I go check out craft services? 42 00:01:25,417 --> 00:01:26,875 Um... 43 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,250 Please. 44 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:29,583 They have, like, every kind of Cheez-it. 45 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:30,417 Right, Mike? 46 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:31,834 They do. 47 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,750 Well, if they have every kind of Cheez-it... 48 00:01:33,834 --> 00:01:34,792 Thanks, Mom. 49 00:01:34,875 --> 00:01:35,875 I love coming here. 50 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:37,208 It's really cool. 51 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:41,083 Thanks. 52 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:42,542 Pool and poker, huh? 53 00:01:42,625 --> 00:01:43,709 Yup, 54 00:01:43,792 --> 00:01:46,166 and I think he also rode a motorcycle. 55 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,709 Sounds like a successful father/son trip. 56 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:51,041 Yeah. It was. 57 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,250 It's just, like, 58 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:53,458 the second I picked him up from the airport, 59 00:01:53,542 --> 00:01:54,333 he was like "Dad's coming to New York!" 60 00:01:54,417 --> 00:01:56,333 Well, that'd be great, right? 61 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,417 If it was actually gonna happen. 62 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,709 Zane just says things without thinking them through. 63 00:02:00,792 --> 00:02:02,709 I'm sorry. That's hard. 64 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:04,208 Yeah, well... 65 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,000 Hey, you know what's not hard? 66 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,208 Hiatus. 67 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:09,750 Oh, I honestly could not be any more excited 68 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:11,291 about hiatus... 69 00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:14,250 unless, of course, you wanted to reconsider... 70 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:15,291 Don't say it. 71 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:16,500 The Christmas House. 72 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:18,542 Andi, please, I can't. 73 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:20,667 I just wanna have a nice quiet break. 74 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:21,875 No expectations, no hoopla. 75 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:24,583 No production, no epic disaster. 76 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:26,709 What are the chances of that happening twice? 77 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:29,375 Okay, so here is what happened. 78 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:31,500 Last year, I was trying to out-do 79 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:33,000 The Christmas House to end all Christmas Houses 80 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:33,959 from the year before... 81 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:35,458 Which is really a set-up to fail. 82 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:37,458 ...and I decided we needed a big Santa 83 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:38,875 with reindeer and a sled on the roof. 84 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,875 Not like a paper sled. 85 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:41,917 No. A sled-sled. 86 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,458 Not like a paper Santa. 87 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:44,667 No. A real live Santa. 88 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:45,792 Not paper reindeer. 89 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:47,500 No, they were made of solid iron, 90 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,917 hand-crafted by an Austrian artist named Vlad. 91 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,417 Vlad. 92 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,875 That's really where I went overboard. 93 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:58,458 I think the roof was in need of repair anyway, 94 00:02:58,542 --> 00:02:59,959 so... 95 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:01,375 you know, the whole thing kind of just fast-tracked us. 96 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:03,125 But then there was my mother's house. 97 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:05,458 It was kind of a domino effect. 98 00:03:05,542 --> 00:03:06,917 Right into her living room. 99 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:07,834 No one got hurt. 100 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:10,250 It was a Christmas miracle. 101 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,458 All I want is time together, you, me, and Noah. 102 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:13,750 And your parents. 103 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:15,333 We will see them on Christmas, of course. 104 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:17,125 And your brother and Jake and the kids. 105 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:18,750 Yeah, but they'll be next door. 106 00:03:18,834 --> 00:03:20,083 That is still the plan, right? 107 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,667 Last I heard, she is sailing the Caribbean. 108 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:24,750 Hey, are you sad your mom won't be with us for Christmas? 109 00:03:24,834 --> 00:03:26,208 No, I'm not sad. 110 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:27,291 I'm happy for her. 111 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,667 She's in love, 112 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,834 and that is the best feeling in the world. 113 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:32,875 Yeah. 114 00:03:33,959 --> 00:03:35,208 Come on. 115 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,667 Come on, Noah! 116 00:03:42,709 --> 00:03:43,834 You get enough at Crafty, buddy? 117 00:03:43,917 --> 00:03:44,917 Oh, yeah. 118 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,375 Those Cheez-its were amazing. 119 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,083 Mike! Mike! 120 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:51,250 Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. 121 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:52,458 Whatever it is, let's talk in January. 122 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:53,333 I'm on hiatus. 123 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:54,458 No, I realize that, but-- 124 00:03:54,542 --> 00:03:56,125 Kathleen. Vacation. 125 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,333 It is awesome. You should try it. 126 00:03:57,417 --> 00:03:59,000 Deck Those Halls! 127 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:00,208 -You're in! -Deck whose halls? 128 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:01,208 -Are you serious? -Mike, come on! 129 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:02,166 What? 130 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,250 It's that holiday show 131 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:04,834 where they, like, get two celebrities, 132 00:04:04,917 --> 00:04:06,834 make them decorate their houses and all that stuff, 133 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:08,500 and then Macie Stevens, 134 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:09,750 -who Mom loves... -Who I love! 135 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:10,917 Oh. 136 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:11,959 ...picks the winner! 137 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:13,208 On live television. 138 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:14,333 On Christmas Eve. 139 00:04:14,417 --> 00:04:16,332 Huge ratings. Huge! 140 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:17,959 And they want you, Mike. 141 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:19,125 Well, they didn't want you at first, 142 00:04:19,207 --> 00:04:21,332 I'll be honest, I really had to push, 143 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:22,542 but when I told them 144 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:23,667 Mike Mitchell is the King of Christmas-- 145 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:24,834 You said what? 146 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:26,041 They couldn't resist! 147 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:27,834 This is so big for us! 148 00:04:27,917 --> 00:04:29,166 All the promotional materials, 149 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:30,332 all the fans, 150 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:31,750 and you just have to do your... your thing. 151 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:32,750 What thing? 152 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:33,834 The Christmas House thing. 153 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:35,207 The Christmas House is retired. 154 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,125 You're going up against Finn Rockland 155 00:04:37,207 --> 00:04:38,125 from Brooklyn Medical. 156 00:04:38,207 --> 00:04:39,125 The guy with the abs? 157 00:04:39,207 --> 00:04:40,166 Keep it together, Cruz. 158 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,457 Like yours. You have abs. 159 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,125 Yeah. Well, thank you for the offer, Kathleen, 160 00:04:44,207 --> 00:04:45,667 even though I know it is entirely self-serving, 161 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:46,667 but it's a pass. 162 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:49,000 Mike, come on, it's one week. 163 00:04:49,082 --> 00:04:50,250 Would we all be on TV? 164 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,750 Absolutely, 165 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,207 and can I just say, the camera would love you. 166 00:04:54,291 --> 00:04:56,207 Okay. 167 00:04:57,709 --> 00:04:59,166 Winner gets a trophy. 168 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,291 You love trophies... 169 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:03,709 I do love a trophy... 170 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,375 but... 171 00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:07,667 have a nice holiday, Kathleen. 172 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,166 Mike... 173 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:11,041 Don't worry. I'll work on him. 174 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:13,041 Thank you. 175 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,583 ♪ Old Mr. Kringle ♪ 176 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:16,291 ♪ Is soon gonna jingle ♪ 177 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,291 ♪ The bells that'll tingle ♪ 178 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:19,875 ♪ All your troubles away ♪ 179 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:22,834 ♪ Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag ♪ 180 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:26,667 ♪ 'Cause Christmas is coming again ♪ 181 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,291 ♪ He's got a sleigh full ♪ 182 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:29,834 ♪ It's not gonna stay full ♪ 183 00:05:29,917 --> 00:05:30,834 ♪ He's got stuff to drop ♪ 184 00:05:30,917 --> 00:05:33,542 ♪ At every stop of the way ♪ 185 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,332 ♪ Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag ♪ 186 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:39,667 ♪ 'Cause Christmas is coming again ♪ 187 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,250 ♪ He'll be here ♪ 188 00:05:42,332 --> 00:05:44,125 ♪ With the answer to the prayers ♪ 189 00:05:44,207 --> 00:05:47,250 ♪ That you've made through the year ♪ 190 00:05:47,332 --> 00:05:49,291 Each one is more exquisite than the next. 191 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:50,500 Aren't you... 192 00:05:50,582 --> 00:05:52,041 I am. 193 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:53,667 But this isn't the magic shop. 194 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:57,125 Oh, magic is everywhere, my friend. 195 00:05:57,207 --> 00:05:58,792 The moment has arrived? 196 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,166 I think so. 197 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:01,417 I want to ask her over Christmas. 198 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,208 It's kind of our time. 199 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:06,208 You know, I have been in here a lot. 200 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:07,208 How come I've never seen you before? 201 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:09,000 I go where I'm needed. 202 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:11,333 Huh. 203 00:06:11,417 --> 00:06:13,250 Well, how do you pick a ring that says 204 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,875 I almost had you, 205 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:16,082 but then I lost you, 206 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:17,582 but then I re-found you, 207 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:19,166 and now I never want to let you go? 208 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:22,834 I know just the one. 209 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:28,250 Wow. 210 00:06:28,332 --> 00:06:30,834 That looks just like this necklace I gave her. 211 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:33,332 I was going to give it to her when we were teenagers, but... 212 00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:35,375 she never takes it off. 213 00:06:35,457 --> 00:06:37,000 Mike? 214 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:40,709 Hey... hey, you. Hi. 215 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:44,250 Hi. I was just walking past, and I saw you. 216 00:06:44,332 --> 00:06:45,457 I was, um... 217 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:48,750 my Mom had a re-sizing thing that I needed... 218 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:53,625 Uh... 219 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:55,792 What? 220 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,500 Nothing. 221 00:06:57,582 --> 00:06:58,375 Oh, I was just heading to lunch. 222 00:06:58,457 --> 00:06:59,375 You wanna join? 223 00:06:59,457 --> 00:07:00,750 Yeah. Yeah. 224 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:10,875 Are you sure my Dad said spot 15? 225 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:13,000 50. 226 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:15,417 Are you saying 15, or are you saying or 50? 227 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,625 Hey, you have the diaper bag, right? 228 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:19,166 Because it's not down here. 229 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:20,291 Yeah. 230 00:07:22,291 --> 00:07:23,291 Ah, found it! 231 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,875 Nicely done, Bylis. 232 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:26,875 What? 233 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:27,834 No, we're not doing that. 234 00:07:27,917 --> 00:07:29,500 We're not smooshing their names. 235 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:30,750 I can ship your parents if I want to. 236 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:33,291 They're letting us use their brand-new car 237 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:34,500 when they know we're gonna return it to them 238 00:07:34,582 --> 00:07:36,000 smelling like spit-up and dirty diapers. 239 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:37,125 All right. 240 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,457 We're running behind schedule. 241 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,375 We need to load up, hit the market, 242 00:07:40,457 --> 00:07:42,417 and I've still got an order to pick up at the wine shop. 243 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,834 You know your family loves you 244 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:46,291 whether or not you cook them a four-course meal, right? 245 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:47,500 But they love me more when I cook. 246 00:07:47,582 --> 00:07:49,750 Yeah, but they don't, 247 00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:52,582 so let's not go overboard with preparations. 248 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:55,750 Babe, when was the last time I went overboard with anything? 249 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:59,082 All I'm saying is your family goes big 250 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,083 so we that don't have to. 251 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:01,041 We just get to show up. 252 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,083 I know. 253 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,250 I just don't want this Christmas 254 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,125 to be about my parents, or Mike. 255 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:12,875 We gotta make it special for our kids. 256 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,583 And it will be. 257 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:17,291 I just want to make sure that we're enjoying ourselves, 258 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:18,457 so don't get stressed. 259 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:20,332 Who's stressed? I'm not stressed. 260 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,709 Nobody's stressed. 261 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,582 It's gonna be great. 262 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,207 Hit the button. 263 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:32,375 See? 264 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:33,250 Best Christmas ever. 265 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:42,082 Brandon, those smell so good. 266 00:08:42,165 --> 00:08:43,667 I'm naming this one after you. 267 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:47,165 It's the Ham-some Justice panini. 268 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,208 I plan on eating so much while you're here 269 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:50,500 that I won't fit in my wardrobe when I go back, 270 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:51,750 so maybe they'll rename the character 271 00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:52,750 after your sandwich. 272 00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:54,458 Clint Hamsome. 273 00:08:54,542 --> 00:08:57,040 Hamsome Justice, NYC. 274 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,750 Oh! 275 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:02,625 So I realized she'll eat eggs 276 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,875 if I mix them in with mashed potatoes, 277 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:05,417 but on their own, she won't touch them. 278 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:08,125 Oh, well, Noah, for the first year, 279 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,917 he didn't eat green peas without grape jelly. 280 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:10,959 Ugh. 281 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:12,166 Billie also loves pears with ketchup. 282 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,083 Oh! 283 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:14,625 She does? 284 00:09:14,709 --> 00:09:15,375 Yeah, it's a new one. 285 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,291 Oh, yeah! 286 00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:19,583 Hi! Ho ho ho! 287 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,000 We're back! Look out! 288 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,417 -Look who's back! -Hi! 289 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,750 Hi, honey! 290 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,250 -Hi! -Look at her! 291 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,667 Oh, my gosh! Look how big they've gotten! 292 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:28,667 They're so big! 293 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,166 How was Bora Bora? 294 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,500 It was fantastic. 295 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,709 Our hut had a glass floor so we could see the fish. 296 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,290 Oh, yeah, we went kayaking and snorkeling. 297 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,333 Yeah, and we swam at sunset in the ocean. 298 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:40,083 Wait, I thought you guys were coming back last week. 299 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,040 Well, we were. We were going to, 300 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,667 but we were having so much fun, 301 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,750 we extended the vacation. 302 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,667 What about your holiday preparations? 303 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,290 Oh, I thought I told you guys, 304 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,165 we're going to go low-key this year. 305 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,417 When you say low-key...? 306 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,458 I mean that beautiful tree in our living room, 307 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:53,959 I'm gonna put a star on top of it, 308 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,875 presents underneath, and call it a day. 309 00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:57,834 That's not a tree, Mom. 310 00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,709 That's a fern. 311 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:01,375 Well, what are you guys doing? 312 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,500 I think we'll just hang out, us and the kids. 313 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,542 Yeah, same here. 314 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:06,875 Uh, Mike... 315 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,500 What? 316 00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:10,208 We should all be together on Christmas, 317 00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:11,333 don't you think? 318 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:14,083 I mean, we barely see these guys as it is. 319 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:15,208 Well, how is that my fault? 320 00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:16,792 I know that last year was a little... 321 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:17,834 traumatic. 322 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,208 -Embarrassing. -Upsetting. 323 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,083 -Humiliating. -Okay. 324 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,333 But that house, 325 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,375 that's where we always celebrate Christmas. 326 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,542 Just because he owns the house doesn't mean he has to host us. 327 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:28,917 He's not Santa Claus. 328 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,917 Well, Kathleen did say he's the King of Christmas. 329 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,667 I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. 330 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,375 She wasn't being serious. 331 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:37,542 She was just saying that to try to get me 332 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:38,417 to do something that I don't want to do. 333 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,750 Okay, Mike, 334 00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,542 don't you think we should all discuss this together? 335 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:43,500 -No. -Come on. 336 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:44,583 It's such a cool idea. 337 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:45,834 It could be so much fun, 338 00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:48,917 and, I mean, Macie Stevens... 339 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Macie Stevens? 340 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,583 You guys. Not happening. 341 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,583 Wait a minute, hold on. 342 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,417 Am I missing something? 343 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,875 What is not happening? 344 00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:58,250 You know that show, Deck Those Halls? 345 00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,333 Yeah. 346 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,709 They want Mike to do it this year! 347 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:04,250 It would be him against some guy with, like, abs! 348 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,083 Finn Rockland. 349 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,709 Yup. 350 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,083 And we'd all get to be on TV! 351 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,000 Well, we're pretty booked up. 352 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,208 We do have our theatre commitments. 353 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,375 Who does? 354 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:13,375 Your mother and I. 355 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,917 We're doing the holiday play. 356 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,792 It's a world premiere of You Sleigh Me. 357 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:18,834 Pretty interesting stuff. 358 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,250 We're co-supporting leads. 359 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,458 That's not a thing. 360 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:22,625 No, it's... it's a thing. 361 00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:24,250 It's not a thing. 362 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,792 Well, we do have a lot of lines to learn, 363 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,291 but I'm sure we could find some time. 364 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:28,875 It's Deck Those Halls! 365 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,375 And Macie Stevens! 366 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:31,667 If she's gonna be here, 367 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,875 well, I have to make sure everything is top-notch. 368 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,000 Mom, Macie Stevens isn't gonna be here 369 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,583 'cause it's not happening. 370 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,290 Um, as much fun as it sounds 371 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:40,375 to be little elves 372 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,290 in the background of the Mike show... 373 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:42,709 It's not the Mike show. 374 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,709 This is our family's Christmas. 375 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:48,083 First one as a family of four. 376 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,290 It's kind of a big deal, so... 377 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,917 sorry, but no. Right? 378 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 I mean, honey, I'm an architect. 379 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,000 How can I not pitch in? 380 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,417 Oh, come on. 381 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,000 Is this about Finn Rockland and his abs? 382 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,500 No. 383 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,166 This is about you guys. 384 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,625 It would be nice to see you working on the same team. 385 00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:08,125 That's something that I would love our kids to see, 386 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,291 so... I'm in. 387 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,208 Okay, fine. 388 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:18,834 But everyone has to wear t-shirts with my bakery logo, 389 00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:20,792 and face the cameras as much as possible. 390 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,208 And I'm, like, all the way in! 391 00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:24,250 And we already know that I am, 392 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,917 so it's really just you, Mike. 393 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,291 No. No. 394 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,333 Are you in? 395 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,125 Maybe this... will help. 396 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,250 Wow. 397 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,750 You just happen 398 00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:37,542 to have The Christmas House whistle in your pocket, huh? 399 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,583 Thought you might need it... 400 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:40,542 for motivational purposes. 401 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,667 Huh. 402 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,208 You know, I entrusted this whistle to you 403 00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:46,583 for a reason. 404 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,166 That's my boy! 405 00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,166 Well, I mean, everyone loves an archway. 406 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,458 Oh, Kathleen is probably going to want 407 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,917 to interview all of us. 408 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,291 Well, what are we supposed to talk about? 409 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:17,250 Uh, Christmas traditions, decorations, 410 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,333 why I'm your favorite son... 411 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,959 But Bill, you know that you can get long-winded, 412 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,166 so you've got to focus, all right? 413 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,750 We are in this to win it... 414 00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:27,333 because we have a family legacy to protect! 415 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:28,375 Yes. 416 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,834 Mom's right... 417 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:33,000 and we got one week to do it, gang. 418 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,290 So what are we thinking? 419 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,208 The indoor-outdoor Polar Bear Express of '99? 420 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,417 No, no, I'm still feeling that in my L5-S1. 421 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,917 Okay, that's a hard pass from Dad. 422 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,417 We could go for 423 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,917 the Rudolph the Red Nose Romper Room of '95. 424 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,834 Ooh, classic. 425 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,709 Or you could just create something new. 426 00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,250 Just... poof. Out of thin air? 427 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,208 You are Majestic Mike. 428 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,083 Ooh! 429 00:13:57,165 --> 00:13:59,875 Majestic Mike! 430 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,333 We have a huge problem. 431 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,458 Really? You just got here. 432 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:07,542 Finn is out. Ski accident, broken ankle. 433 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,291 It's kind of ironic. 434 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:10,917 On TV, he played a medic. In real life, he needed one. 435 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Life is funny. 436 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,959 Yeah. So is the show canceled? 437 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,333 That is a terrible, terrible word, Mike, 438 00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:18,166 and I never want to hear it come out of your mouth again. 439 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,542 We're on... 440 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,208 just as soon as yours truly 441 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,166 comes up with a brilliant idea to save the day. 442 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,125 I've got calls out to Becca Barrett 443 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,333 from Port Authority PD, 444 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,291 and Rory Jackson from Yesterday's Tomorrows. 445 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,333 Now, while we're waiting, 446 00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:30,333 why don't you introduce me to the rest of the cast? 447 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,250 I mean, family. 448 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,917 Family, right. 449 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,458 Kathleen, this is my brother, Brandon. 450 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,250 Ah, I can see the resemblance. 451 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,125 Handsome runs in the family. 452 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,290 Aww. I like her. 453 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:45,417 And this is Billie, 454 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,792 our newest addition to the family. 455 00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,208 I thought I'd get a head start 456 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,333 on Christmas decoration organization, 457 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,959 but it appears you already know where everything is. 458 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,250 Yeah. 459 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,250 Order has always been, like, a hobby for Mike, 460 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:58,625 even when we were little kids. 461 00:14:58,709 --> 00:14:59,750 He'd run up and down the street 462 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:00,917 to all the mailboxes, 463 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,750 organizing people's mail by size and color. 464 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,959 I think touching other people's mail is illegal, right? 465 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,959 Not touching. Sorting. 466 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,166 Also illegal. 467 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,375 Well, maybe I wouldn't have been so uptight 468 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,000 if you weren't so chaotic. 469 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,458 See, Brandon here used to wake up in the middle of the night 470 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:13,750 and steal everyone's bedding, 471 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,417 so you would just wake up confused and freezing, 472 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,875 and sure enough, there'd be Brandon, 473 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,166 asleep on the kitchen floor with everyone's sheets. 474 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,500 It's called sleepwalking, and I grew out of it. 475 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,750 Were you sleepwalking 476 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,166 when you drew a mustache on my face 477 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,417 in permanent marker? 478 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,333 The night before seventh-grade pictures? 479 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:28,125 No, I was awake for that one. 480 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,875 Yeah, no. 481 00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:31,125 I hope you grow up 482 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,667 to sleepwalk with a permanent marker. 483 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:34,917 And if you do, 484 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,500 I'm going to draw you a map 485 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,709 so you can sleepwalk yourself over to your Uncle Mike's house. 486 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,625 You guys are hilarious. 487 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,208 You guys! 488 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:46,125 Problem solved? 489 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,542 Solved...how? 490 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:51,040 Brother versus brother. 491 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,667 Handsome Justice NYC star Mike Mitchell 492 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,250 competing against his brother, 493 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,542 who's a... what do you do again? 494 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:57,834 I own a bakery in Colorado. 495 00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,792 A baker! 496 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,500 Deck Those Halls, 497 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,291 A Very... Handsome Christmas! 498 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:08,000 Uh, isn't the whole point to have two... stars 499 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,000 going head to head? 500 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,041 No, this is better. 501 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,458 We don't have to share the spotlight 502 00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:12,792 with another show, 503 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,083 and you're both experts in The Christmas House, 504 00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,041 and he's staying next door! 505 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,000 It's perfect. 506 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,709 And, think about it... 507 00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:21,542 everyone loves a rivalry between brothers. 508 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,083 Cain and Abel. Scar and Mufasa. 509 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,250 Matt and Ben. 510 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,750 They're not brothers. 511 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,166 They might as well be. And, of course, you'll win. 512 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,875 No offense, but he's organized people's mail, 513 00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:31,750 and he's Clint Handsome, 514 00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:32,959 and the King of Christmas. 515 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,875 Just because he bought the house 516 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,917 doesn't make him the rightful heir! 517 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,375 Dude, she's kidding about the King of Christmas thing. 518 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:39,709 I'm not kidding. 519 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,125 Okay, maybe she's not kidding, but she should be. 520 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,375 I'll do it. 521 00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,458 No, Brandon, I'm gonna save you from yourself. 522 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:48,542 We're not doing a brother-off on live television. 523 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,667 Scared? 524 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,083 Yeah, ooh, terrified. 525 00:16:51,165 --> 00:16:52,583 Then what's the problem? 526 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:53,792 Well, for starters, 527 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,040 we don't have enough people or supplies 528 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,040 to do two houses in less than a week. 529 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,458 We'll hire more PAs, 530 00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:58,333 ship in supplies, 531 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,583 contact prop houses. 532 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,750 Yeah, you can use all the old-school decorations. 533 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:05,290 I think... I think I'm going to go fresh and modern. 534 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,040 -Yes. -In a week? 535 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,458 This sort of down-to-the-wire drama 536 00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:10,125 is what makes for good TV. 537 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,875 And, Mike, if we don't do it, they'll just hire other stars. 538 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:14,541 All that promotion... out the window. 539 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:15,834 You really want to do this? 540 00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:17,750 Why not? 541 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:20,208 The Christmas House isn't a Mike thing. 542 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,750 It's a Mitchell thing. 543 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,000 Plus, it'd great publicity for my bakery, 544 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:28,040 and the chance to trounce you on national TV. 545 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:31,959 It's pretty much a win-win.... win. 546 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:35,250 Okay, well, there is one win you're not gonna win, 547 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,041 and that's the most important win, 548 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,500 the one that comes with a trophy. 549 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,000 Trophy. 550 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,208 So we're doing it. 551 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,667 Enough. 552 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,667 Okay. 553 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,250 And here we go, and camera. When you're ready, Mike. 554 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,250 Set. 555 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,333 My parents started The Christmas House 556 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,542 when we were little kids, 557 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:03,542 and, uh, let me tell you, it... it was magical. 558 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,041 You know, like, what kid 559 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,667 wouldn't want to spend every day of the Christmas season 560 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,250 in a holiday wonderland? 561 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,000 You know, there is nothing 562 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,750 like seeing the look on someone's face 563 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:12,834 when they see the dancing polar bears 564 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:13,834 for the first time, 565 00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,375 or all of the electric trains, 566 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:19,500 and now, I guess there's going to be two Christmas Houses, 567 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,166 right next door to each other. 568 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,542 How about that? 569 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,625 Double the Christmas... 570 00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:27,625 double the... fun! 571 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,166 So fun. 572 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,166 Ah, yes. 573 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,166 I'll be taking this. 574 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,375 These are mine. 575 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, guy. Those are my Santas. 576 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,875 They don't have your name on them, so, no. 577 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,125 Oh, okay. 578 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,208 All right. 579 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,208 Ooh, these are my penguins now. 580 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,875 Um, those actually do have my name on them. 581 00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,208 Look. 582 00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,667 Remember 1993? 583 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,834 Mike set Brandon's stocking on fire? 584 00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:54,875 That was a mistake. 585 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,166 It was, huh? 586 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,417 No, no, no, no. You're not taking my wreath. 587 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,375 -I don't see you name on them. -Put those back. 588 00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,041 Maybe you better get in there. 589 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,208 Are you kidding? A guy could get hurt. 590 00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,166 Put 'em back. Put 'em back! 591 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,458 Maybe I should get the hose. 592 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:06,667 We need to go shopping. 593 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:08,875 Would you guys be okay 594 00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:09,875 with getting the kids up from their naps? 595 00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,583 And play with our grandchildren? 596 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,875 -Twist our arms. -Yeah. 597 00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:13,917 Thank you. 598 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,583 This is why I ship Bylis. 599 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,250 Is "Bylis" a thing now? 600 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,375 -Absolutely not. -No. 601 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,041 It's a thing. 602 00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,041 Guard these with Dad's life. 603 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,458 I think we just got our own hashtag. 604 00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:41,959 Ooh. 605 00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:52,458 Ow! 606 00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:54,959 He has no idea how badly I'm going to deck his halls. 607 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:57,125 There's a Christmas sentiment I've never heard before. 608 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:03,041 Go, go, go, go, go! 609 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:05,834 Aah! 610 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,959 Yes! Yes! We got the trees! 611 00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,291 No! Sorry. So sorry. 612 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,458 These are ours. 613 00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:20,333 Santa... drop! 614 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,291 My 12-year-old 615 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,959 has never been as competitive as Mike and Brandon. 616 00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:27,291 I'm sorry. I'm talking about his husband. 617 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,500 No, please. 618 00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,166 My two-year-old has never been so emotional. 619 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,709 And your baby has definitely never been as exhausting. 620 00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,750 No, not even close. 621 00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,291 We've reached new lows here 622 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:36,959 at the Mitchell Family Christmas House. 623 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:37,959 Day One. 624 00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,250 17, 18, 19 Santas! 625 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,834 Oh, come on. 626 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,458 We're doing good! 627 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,083 Hi, these were in my cart, you little thief. 628 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:50,125 -Uh, actually, no, they weren't. -Yes, they were. 629 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,458 Thief? Where's your holiday spirit, bro? 630 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,834 Really? 631 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,500 What a terrible way to start the Christmas season. 632 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,250 It's not my fault. You're being terrible. 633 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,542 I come bearing reinforcements. 634 00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,458 Consider them your elves. 635 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,000 Can I say that? Is that offensive? 636 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,208 What's in the box? 637 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,959 Understated. 638 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,000 Hey, you want to hold it? 639 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,583 It might be your last chance. 640 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:18,166 Okay, you two with Brandon, and you two with Mike. 641 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,709 Oh! 642 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,166 Right on time. 643 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,583 The King of Christmas gets his trees... 644 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,291 delivered! 645 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,208 Work smarter, not harder. 646 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,375 You'll be fine. 647 00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,625 Mom! 648 00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:38,709 So, we drew straws for our parents, 649 00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,750 and I got Dad, 650 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,959 which is... it's great. 651 00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:43,917 It's great, yeah. 652 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,166 I'm super happy about it. 653 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,208 He's so not happy. 654 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,542 Who got Mom? 655 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:53,542 I got Mom! 656 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:58,166 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 657 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,875 ♪ Jingle all the... ♪ 658 00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:01,250 ♪ Way ♪ 659 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:02,667 ♪ Oh, what fun ♪ 660 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,875 Hey, Mom? 661 00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:05,250 What do you think about this one? 662 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,375 Oh, I think she's perfect. 663 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:11,583 I'm talking about the tree-topper. 664 00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,083 I'm looking for one with the most dramatic impact. 665 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,250 The theme of my Christmas House 666 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,875 is Rockefeller Center 667 00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:19,583 meets the Gingerbread House of your dreams. 668 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:21,750 Look at this. Did you see this one? 669 00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:23,000 Did you see this one? 670 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,625 Or I could just get a pear tree 671 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:25,709 and stick a partridge in it. 672 00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,041 Hmm? 673 00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:28,125 Oh, honey, I'm sure whatever you choose 674 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,667 will be a show-stopper. 675 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,125 I hope you remember 676 00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:34,542 this is supposed to be fun, right? 677 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,291 What happened to "in it to win it"? 678 00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,291 Oh, we're going to win. 679 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:40,750 I just said "have fun." 680 00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:43,125 You know how to have fun, don't you? 681 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:44,917 Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 682 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,834 Blows my mind. 683 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,500 A month ago, 684 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,500 she couldn't even hold her head up. 685 00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,792 Now she can hold her own bottle. 686 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:54,333 Yeah, the days are long, but the years are short. 687 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:57,583 You've got to enjoy every stage while you can, 688 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,458 You want to go in here? 689 00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:01,250 Okay. Mm-hmm. 690 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:04,792 How are you doing? 691 00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,333 Huh? 692 00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:09,166 Going from one to two, that's a big change. 693 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,667 Would you believe me if I said too blessed to be stressed? 694 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,291 Probably not. 695 00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:15,458 It's a lot... 696 00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:18,500 you know, and I don't want to miss anything. 697 00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:19,417 Jake works from home, 698 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,625 so he's around more, 699 00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:22,041 but, you know, 700 00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:24,959 he's just generally a more balanced person than I am. 701 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:28,875 Balance. That's an excellent quality... 702 00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:30,208 and so is passion. 703 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,792 You love what you do. 704 00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:36,000 Now, when you love your job and you love your family, 705 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,667 all you really want are more hours in a day, right? 706 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,875 I think Jake would tell you 707 00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:47,208 that I could spend the hours that I do have at home 708 00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,542 more wisely, 709 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,667 that sometimes, I tend to get a little-- 710 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:51,709 Obsessive? 711 00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:53,625 I was gonna say focused, 712 00:23:53,709 --> 00:23:56,083 but sure. 713 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,458 It's hard. 714 00:23:57,542 --> 00:24:00,000 Nobody does it perfectly. 715 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,834 That whole "it takes a village" thing, 716 00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:04,583 yeah, 717 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,792 which is why I wish you lived closer, 718 00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:08,333 because I could just pop in. 719 00:24:08,417 --> 00:24:11,083 I could help with the kids and I could help at the bakery, 720 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:14,125 and I'm not trying to pressure you. 721 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:17,458 I just wish that we could help more. 722 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,959 We're good, Mom. 723 00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:21,959 Thank you, though. 724 00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,375 I know you are. 725 00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,917 You guys are great partners... 726 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,458 and you're great parents. 727 00:24:30,542 --> 00:24:31,875 I'm not worried about you. 728 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,667 But this one... 729 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,542 needs a diaper change, dontcha? Mm-hmm. 730 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,166 I'm just happy you're happy. 731 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,917 Okay, well, don't get lost. Call me. 732 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 And check in. 733 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,000 Okay. Te amo. Ciao. 734 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:55,208 What are you doing here? 735 00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:57,375 I missed you. 736 00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:59,333 Also, I thought you might be hungry. 737 00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:01,291 Starving. Thank you. 738 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,125 I'm surprised you could get away. 739 00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,834 Yeah, you would not believe how good those PAs are... 740 00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:08,458 and they're working on the roof right now, 741 00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:09,709 and given what happened 742 00:25:09,792 --> 00:25:12,041 the last time I orchestrated roof decor, 743 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:13,500 I thought it better I sit this part out. 744 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:14,583 That's a good idea. 745 00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:17,125 Yeah. 746 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,542 Well, get this. 747 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:19,834 I just got off the phone with my mom. 748 00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:21,125 She wants to sell her house. 749 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,125 No way. 750 00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:23,709 My mother, moving away from her-- 751 00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:25,417 -Family. -Kitchen. 752 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:30,333 I mean, if that doesn't prove that love conquers all... 753 00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:32,250 I love that you never take that off. 754 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,709 Well, it took you long enough to give it to me. 755 00:25:34,792 --> 00:25:35,834 The only way it's coming off 756 00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:38,083 is if some other special piece comes on, 757 00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:40,208 and then, maybe, maybe I will take it off, 758 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:41,792 put it in a frame on the wall. 759 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:42,667 Uh-huh? 760 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,291 Yeah, I should get going. 761 00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,375 Uh... 762 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:48,458 What? 763 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,083 Nothing. 764 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:52,041 I don't know what you think you know, 765 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,417 but you don't know what you don't know. 766 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:56,625 You know? 767 00:25:56,709 --> 00:25:58,208 I don't know. 768 00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:10,375 What are you doing? 769 00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:15,750 Do you think Mike will notice if I take this? 770 00:26:15,834 --> 00:26:18,417 Uh, is this the part where I remind you 771 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,959 'tis the season not to poach decorations from your brother 772 00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:22,625 and to not take a reality-show competition 773 00:26:22,709 --> 00:26:23,875 too seriously? 774 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:25,333 Uh, it's not poaching if it's family property, 775 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,792 and I'm not taking it too seriously. 776 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:30,083 I'm taking it just the right amount of seriously 777 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:31,709 for hashtag: Team Brandon to win. 778 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:34,709 Oh, we're Team Brandon now? 779 00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:38,458 Hashtag: Team Brandon. 780 00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:40,375 You're all getting little buttons. 781 00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:50,458 Oof! I could really use some help with these lights. 782 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:55,250 Man, oh, man, they are so tangled. 783 00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:58,583 Ugh! I wish I knew someone 784 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:00,291 with the nimble hands and dexterity 785 00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:02,959 of a prolific gamer/ trained magician. 786 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,083 Subtle. 787 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,375 Houston, we've made contact. 788 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,542 Seriously, though, I could use your help. 789 00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:13,917 So, I was thinking, 790 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,542 what if we brought back our magic act? 791 00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:18,709 A one-night-only performance out back? 792 00:27:18,792 --> 00:27:19,917 Majestic Mike 793 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,750 and Noah the Nimble take the stage again? 794 00:27:20,834 --> 00:27:23,875 I'm pretty rusty, so... 795 00:27:23,959 --> 00:27:25,792 Oh, that's what rehearsals are for. 796 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:26,709 It'll all come back. 797 00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:27,583 It's like riding a bike. 798 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:30,667 No offense, Mike, but... 799 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,500 magic is kind of for little kids. 800 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,875 Oh. 801 00:27:34,959 --> 00:27:37,792 I'm not really into it anymore. 802 00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:40,917 So, what are you into? 803 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,875 Like, pool and poker and stuff like that. 804 00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:45,625 Right. 805 00:27:45,709 --> 00:27:47,208 Done. 806 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,917 Wow, how did you do that so fast? 807 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,375 Noah the Nimble. 808 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:06,625 So, I went back to the shop, 809 00:28:06,709 --> 00:28:08,083 and the guy wasn't there, 810 00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,875 and the woman that was had never even seen the ring. 811 00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:12,500 I don't know. I feel like I dreamt it. 812 00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:13,458 It's weird, right? 813 00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:15,375 No, what's weird 814 00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:17,458 is you have not yet popped the question. 815 00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:18,458 What are you waiting for? 816 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,083 I've got a lot of stuff to figure out. 817 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:23,417 The when, the how... 818 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,625 You know, when I proposed to your Mom, 819 00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:27,125 we didn't have anything. 820 00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,667 We didn't have rings for years, 821 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,125 and yet, those were some of the happiest years of our lives. 822 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,333 Yeah, I know. 823 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:35,041 I just... 824 00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:36,500 I want the proposal 825 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:38,166 to feel like it lives up to the rest of it all, 826 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,166 you know? 827 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,166 Like, our second chances. 828 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,000 Our near misses. 829 00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:43,333 Ah, the magic act, huh? 830 00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,083 Silly, right? 831 00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:48,208 No, no, it's not silly at all. 832 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,041 When two people create a relationship, 833 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:51,709 they become a third thing. 834 00:28:51,792 --> 00:28:53,083 You don't give yourself up, 835 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,166 but the two of you hopefully create something new, 836 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:59,208 and that creation has its own perfect energy, 837 00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:01,583 and yours and Andi's is magical. 838 00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:02,875 You know? 839 00:29:02,959 --> 00:29:04,667 -Thanks, Dad. -As a matter of fact, 840 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:07,917 is there any more romantic time 841 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,959 than the holidays? 842 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,125 I don't think so. 843 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:11,583 You know, you and your brother 844 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,250 were actually conceived between Christmas and New Years. 845 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,166 Wow. Let me stop you right there. 846 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,166 You were New Years, I believe, 847 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:17,625 but I can't remember 848 00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:20,041 whether it was before or after the ball dropped. 849 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:21,500 -Please stop talking. -TMI? 850 00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:22,583 -Yeah. -Okay. 851 00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,583 Mike, I want to get some footage 852 00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:25,834 of the whole gang at the Christmas carnival. 853 00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:26,875 Sure. 854 00:29:26,959 --> 00:29:28,125 Great. 855 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,875 My Dad has this exact same one. 856 00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:32,500 He was showing me how to use it. 857 00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:35,333 It is so cool when you, like, film underwater stuff with it. 858 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:36,500 Hey, Noah! 859 00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:39,041 I know magic's not your thing anymore, 860 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,208 but what are your feelings on carnivals? 861 00:29:41,291 --> 00:29:43,542 Yeah, I like carnivals. 862 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:59,583 Yeah, I can photoshop this one. 863 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,000 I think they're perfect the way they are. 864 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:03,959 There's literally spit flying out of my mouth 865 00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,333 in this one. Look. 866 00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:07,208 Well, it accurately captured the moment. 867 00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,709 Yeah, but is this the memory we want? 868 00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:11,625 I happen to love our imperfections, 869 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:13,083 and these photos are gonna be hilarious one day. 870 00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:19,625 I just want one of us looking cute and happy. 871 00:30:19,709 --> 00:30:22,250 How we look is not the issue. 872 00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:23,625 It's how we feel. 873 00:30:23,709 --> 00:30:24,959 Do we feel cute and happy? 874 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:30,625 We don't smell cute and happy. 875 00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,959 Yeah, as far as foods on a stick go, 876 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,917 there's just no topping the corn dog. 877 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,375 Yeah, I mean, they sound delicious. 878 00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:39,125 I'm really excited to try them. 879 00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:40,291 You're gonna love them. 880 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:42,834 Oh, well, well. 881 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:45,875 Ah. Wanna play? 882 00:30:45,959 --> 00:30:47,250 Sure. Wager? 883 00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:50,750 Winner gets the title "King of Christmas." 884 00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,542 Why would anyone want to be the King of Christmas? 885 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:53,959 Says the King of Christmas. 886 00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:55,208 I can't help it 887 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:56,583 if other people see me as royalty. 888 00:30:57,667 --> 00:30:58,667 Oh, gross. 889 00:30:58,750 --> 00:30:59,834 Okay, yep, that's our cue. 890 00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:01,417 Let's go find Grandma and Grandpa. 891 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,709 Then how are they going to see me 892 00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:05,875 wipe the floor with his face? 893 00:31:05,959 --> 00:31:06,792 Go ahead. 894 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:08,208 Back up. 895 00:31:08,291 --> 00:31:09,458 -Okay. -Give me some space. 896 00:31:09,542 --> 00:31:10,417 I'm backed up. 897 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:13,375 Mm. 898 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:16,458 Oh! 899 00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:20,291 Zero, zero, zero, zero. 900 00:31:21,542 --> 00:31:23,792 -Oh! -Oh. 901 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:25,000 -Go. -Okay. I'm up. I'm up. 902 00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:28,667 -Yes! Ha ha! -All right, yeah. 903 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:31,750 Oh! 904 00:31:31,834 --> 00:31:33,083 -Wait, then... -Uh, it's a tie. 905 00:31:34,875 --> 00:31:36,542 Huh. 906 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:37,583 -Darts? -Yeah. 907 00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:41,709 Ooh... 908 00:31:41,792 --> 00:31:43,208 -You're gonna break... -Told you. 909 00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:49,041 Wow. 910 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,333 Ha ha! 911 00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,041 Well, two apiece. 912 00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:56,041 You guys need a tie-breaker. 913 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,375 Ice maze. 914 00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:07,166 All right, here it is. 915 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:09,083 Whoever completes the maze in the fastest time 916 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:11,375 wins. 917 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:12,709 You go first. 918 00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:14,875 Age before beauty. 919 00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:16,500 Older and wiser. 920 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,583 Noah, time me. 921 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,000 On your mark... 922 00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:21,208 get set... 923 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:23,208 go! 924 00:32:29,959 --> 00:32:31,458 Where's Brandon? 925 00:32:31,542 --> 00:32:33,542 In the maze. 926 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,875 You guys think you'll ever outgrow this? 927 00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:37,000 No. 928 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:43,542 16 seconds. 929 00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,750 Beat that! 930 00:32:44,834 --> 00:32:46,417 Okay, Mike. 931 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,208 On your mark... 932 00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,583 get set... 933 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:50,625 go! 934 00:32:50,709 --> 00:32:52,667 Hunh! 935 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,208 Oof! 936 00:33:25,834 --> 00:33:27,333 Oh! 937 00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:28,375 Come on. Come on. 938 00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:31,291 Oh. 939 00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:32,375 Mike, this is my dad. 940 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:34,625 Hi. Zane. 941 00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:36,709 Hi. 942 00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:38,917 You're Noah's... dad. 943 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,417 You're here! 944 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,583 Uh, I'm... I'm Mike. 945 00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,083 Oh, yeah, yeah. 946 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:45,041 Yeah, I've heard a lot about you. 947 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,500 Likewise. 948 00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:48,792 How did you know-- 949 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:50,041 Oh, I stopped by the house. 950 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,625 One of the crew guys said you were all here. 951 00:33:51,709 --> 00:33:53,000 Thought I'd surprise Noah. 952 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,166 Dad could come to dinner, right, Mike? 953 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,250 I want to show him my room. 954 00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:58,667 Of course. 955 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:01,125 Dad, let's go play whac-a-snowman. 956 00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:02,083 It's so fun. 957 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,875 Okay. 958 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,500 Mike, dynamite to meet you, mate. 959 00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:07,750 Yeah. 960 00:34:07,834 --> 00:34:09,625 Dynamite. 961 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:12,083 Cut. 962 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,833 That was great. Just great. 963 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:14,958 A real-life soap opera. 964 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:17,917 Ooh! The audience is going to love this. 965 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,333 Yes! Yes! 966 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,792 Are you okay? 967 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,583 Did you know he was coming? 968 00:34:31,667 --> 00:34:33,792 I did not. 969 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:40,833 A hair tighter. 970 00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:45,542 Bbbbba. Bbbbba. 971 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,875 ...distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. 972 00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:47,917 Bee ba boo, bee ba bee... 973 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,500 Right into the lens, right? 974 00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:51,041 -Right into the lens. -Okay. 975 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,166 Let me see. 976 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:53,917 Yeah, you're good. You're good. 977 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,583 -Okay. -Thank you. 978 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,500 I wish I had her every day. 979 00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,834 We first did The Christmas House 980 00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:02,250 in 1993, I think. 981 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,875 Mm-hmm. The boys were little, 982 00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:05,250 and there was so much snow on the ground 983 00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:07,709 that they were trapped inside. 984 00:35:07,792 --> 00:35:10,000 So as an indoor activity, 985 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:14,125 we decided to decorate one room, but go all out. 986 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:15,750 We took out all the furniture, 987 00:35:15,834 --> 00:35:16,959 and we made Santa's Workshop. 988 00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:18,792 Yeah, they loved it so much 989 00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:20,375 that we did it again the next year, 990 00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:22,083 and we added another room, 991 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,417 and before you know it, we were doing the whole house. 992 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,458 -The whole house. -The whole house. 993 00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:26,667 It was so much fun. 994 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,125 So much fun. 995 00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:30,333 Almost as much fun as You Sleigh Me, 996 00:35:30,417 --> 00:35:32,000 at the Halfway Broadway Playhouse, 997 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:33,333 right here in town. 998 00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:35,208 Tickets are on sale now. 999 00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:38,291 It's really, really pretty good. 1000 00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:41,625 That's your phone. 1001 00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:43,875 -Oh. -Sorry. 1002 00:35:43,959 --> 00:35:46,333 Oh. It's Mike. 1003 00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:47,750 -Hello? - Whatcha doing, Dad? 1004 00:35:47,834 --> 00:35:49,375 Nothing. 1005 00:35:51,834 --> 00:35:52,875 What, Mom? No. 1006 00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:53,959 Oh, my god. That's my phone. 1007 00:35:54,041 --> 00:35:55,208 -Mom who? -I'm so sorry. 1008 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:56,417 I'm... I'm really sorry. 1009 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,375 I don't know where it is. 1010 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,250 Oh, thank you. 1011 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,625 Wow, you guys are so good. 1012 00:36:02,709 --> 00:36:03,792 Brandon. 1013 00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:05,792 Mom, are you selling our secrets? 1014 00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:06,709 Why can I hear you? 1015 00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,375 I'm not even mad. 1016 00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:13,834 I'm just disappointed. 1017 00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:16,917 What does Santa post on his Instagram? 1018 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,375 I don't know. What? 1019 00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:20,041 Elfies. 1020 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,083 Oh, Bill! 1021 00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:25,709 So, Zane, where are you staying while you're in town? 1022 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:27,250 Well, I've got a rental for now, 1023 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,792 but I'm looking for a place in the city. 1024 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:31,458 Oh! Looking for a place, like... 1025 00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:33,333 To live. Yeah. 1026 00:36:35,709 --> 00:36:37,083 You're in finance, right? 1027 00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,667 Uh, commodities trading, yeah. 1028 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,875 My focus these days is energy futures, 1029 00:36:40,959 --> 00:36:43,834 so, you know, natural gas, solar power, wind. 1030 00:36:43,917 --> 00:36:45,709 Personally, I think ETFs 1031 00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:47,500 are a safer investment than stocks, 1032 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,250 and a solid alternative to mutual funds. 1033 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,959 I... totally agree. 1034 00:36:52,041 --> 00:36:53,041 Huh. 1035 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:57,458 So, how many countries have you been to now, Dad? 1036 00:36:57,542 --> 00:37:00,792 Oh! Brrt... 1037 00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:04,625 I would have to say 158. 1038 00:37:04,709 --> 00:37:06,333 My old job involved a lot of travel, so... 1039 00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:08,542 -Oh. -Yeah. 1040 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:09,792 Tell them about the shark. 1041 00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,917 Oh, no, no, no. No. 1042 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,917 He loves this story. 1043 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,375 So I'm in Australia overseeing a business deal, 1044 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:20,166 and I'm free-diving off the Great Barrier Reef. 1045 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,834 That's scuba diving without the tank, you know, so... 1046 00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:24,667 Anyway, I've been down there seven, eight minutes 1047 00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:25,792 by this point, 1048 00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:27,875 and out of nowhere, 1049 00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:32,291 I just see this blur just coming at me, 1050 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,250 and instinct just took over. 1051 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:35,875 I just reacted. 1052 00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:38,125 He punched it. 1053 00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:39,709 Yeah. It was a Great White. 1054 00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:41,291 A 20-footer. 1055 00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,458 You punched... a shark? 1056 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:45,709 Yeah. Right in the snoot. Boo! 1057 00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:48,000 Who says "snoot"? 1058 00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:51,500 Anything I say like this is going to sound so great, 1059 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:53,709 even though I'm making up words as I go along, mate. 1060 00:37:53,792 --> 00:37:54,667 No. 1061 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,000 It swum away. 1062 00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:56,917 No big deal, really. 1063 00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:02,667 -Oh, there she is. -Thank God. 1064 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:05,083 Hi, everyone. 1065 00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:08,083 Zane, a heads-up would have been nice. 1066 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:10,250 Well, where's the fun in that? 1067 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,792 Yeah, Mom. Where's the fun in that? 1068 00:38:17,792 --> 00:38:19,250 So I guess Noah wasn't wrong, then, 1069 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,792 when he said his Dad was coming to New York. 1070 00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:21,709 Yeah, I guess not. 1071 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,250 You okay? 1072 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,834 Yeah, yeah. I'm just... I'm just a little worried. 1073 00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:31,625 Noah gets his hopes up when his dad does things like this. 1074 00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,375 Well, this is our home, you know. 1075 00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:34,667 We can set ground rules. 1076 00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:38,917 Yeah, I think I just, um, I need to talk to him. 1077 00:38:41,709 --> 00:38:44,125 He has a knack for showing up at the most stressful times, 1078 00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:45,375 and of course he would show up 1079 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:46,417 when we have camera crews all over. 1080 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,417 Kathleen was practically drooling. 1081 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,291 Oh, no. 1082 00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,375 It's all right. 1083 00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:52,333 We'll play nice. 1084 00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,417 Hey, did he really punch a shark? 1085 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,208 Who is this guy? 1086 00:38:58,291 --> 00:39:02,417 He's the guy that gave me Noah. 1087 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:04,667 It's complicated, how to feel. 1088 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:07,000 Yeah. 1089 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:08,250 I have these times where I think about 1090 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:09,583 how great it would have been 1091 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:10,750 if we'd just gotten together when we were kids. 1092 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:13,458 But then... 1093 00:39:13,542 --> 00:39:14,458 Noah. 1094 00:39:14,542 --> 00:39:16,041 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1095 00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:17,208 And Zane. 1096 00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:21,083 And Zane. 1097 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:23,333 Hey... 1098 00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:24,375 we got this. 1099 00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:26,208 -Yeah. -I love you. 1100 00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:29,291 I love you, too. 1101 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,458 Whoa. 1102 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:39,834 Were you up all night? 1103 00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:41,333 I had this idea 1104 00:39:41,417 --> 00:39:43,000 to put licorice bows on one of the trees, 1105 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:44,667 and then once I started, I just couldn't stop. 1106 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:45,667 Plus, Billie woke up, 1107 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,917 so I was with her half the night. 1108 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,834 You need to get some sleep. 1109 00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:51,667 I had a dream I was being chased by giant candy canes. 1110 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:54,083 And then that got me thinking, candy-cane cupcakes, 1111 00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:56,291 inspired by Macie Stevens' recipe. 1112 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:57,375 All I need you to do 1113 00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:58,583 is whip up a little candy-cane runway 1114 00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:00,333 type of architectural thingy 1115 00:40:00,417 --> 00:40:02,041 that I can display my candy cane cupcakes on, 1116 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:03,166 in a little candy-cane formation, 1117 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:04,667 and I swear it's gonna win us the trophy. 1118 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,917 Okay, babe, 1119 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,834 I will make you a runway for your cupcakes, 1120 00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:10,125 but promise me that if you don't win this thing, 1121 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:11,458 you don't let it ruin Christmas, 1122 00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:12,959 because it really doesn't matter to me or the kids. 1123 00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:14,834 I hope it matters a little bit. 1124 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,709 I just want to make sure the reality of our lives 1125 00:40:17,792 --> 00:40:18,500 takes priority over this reality show. 1126 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:22,417 Is that singing? 1127 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,542 ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ 1128 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:26,625 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 1129 00:40:26,709 --> 00:40:28,917 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 1130 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,667 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 1131 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,709 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 1132 00:40:32,792 --> 00:40:35,041 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 1133 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,333 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 1134 00:40:37,417 --> 00:40:38,542 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 1135 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:40,041 What is this? 1136 00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:41,375 The Kris Kringle Krooners. 1137 00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:44,208 They want to sing at The Christmas House, 1138 00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:45,542 and they're going to get to make their television debut. 1139 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:47,166 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 1140 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:48,458 Do they just keep singing? Is that it? 1141 00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:50,291 They just keep singing and singing? 1142 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:52,250 Well done. 1143 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,083 No, not well done. 1144 00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,834 Not at all. 1145 00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:58,000 Wait, those are your two PAs. 1146 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,333 Who are these other two people? 1147 00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:01,208 Oh, those are some fans that live down the street 1148 00:41:01,291 --> 00:41:02,500 that just wanted to help out. 1149 00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:03,750 That is the great thing about this community. 1150 00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:04,750 People like to pitch in. 1151 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:06,709 This is cheating. 1152 00:41:06,792 --> 00:41:07,750 You're cheating! 1153 00:41:07,834 --> 00:41:09,166 I want to see the rules. 1154 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,458 Okay, you are literally married to an architect. 1155 00:41:11,542 --> 00:41:12,959 That should be against the rules. 1156 00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:15,750 You can't just use randos who show up on your front porch. 1157 00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,375 Okay, keep your voice down. 1158 00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:18,583 I will admit, 1159 00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:20,500 being Clint Handsome does have some perks. 1160 00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:21,542 All of them! 1161 00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:22,625 All of the perks! 1162 00:41:22,709 --> 00:41:24,291 You literally get all of the perks. 1163 00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:25,667 Okay, hey, listen. 1164 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,458 This is why I didn't want to do this. 1165 00:41:27,542 --> 00:41:28,375 Oh, what, like I forced you? 1166 00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:30,083 You 100% forced me. 1167 00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,542 Gaah! 1168 00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:33,250 That is so... 1169 00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:34,375 that is so you! 1170 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:36,166 That is exactly what you would say! 1171 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:38,000 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1172 00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:39,208 Cut. Cut. 1173 00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:40,333 Come on, guys, give us a minute, please. 1174 00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:41,542 No, not a camera moment! 1175 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,375 I was fatigued. 1176 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,542 I just, uh... 1177 00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:53,834 I wish you'd given me some notice. 1178 00:41:53,917 --> 00:41:55,750 Well, I told Noah I was gonna be around more. 1179 00:41:55,834 --> 00:41:56,709 I figured he told you. 1180 00:41:56,792 --> 00:41:57,750 He did, 1181 00:41:57,834 --> 00:41:59,291 but given your track record... 1182 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,291 I know, I know, 1183 00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:02,125 but I woke up and realized 1184 00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:05,083 I've let too much time go by being a plane ride away, 1185 00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:07,625 and I found a job that gets me closer, and I took it. 1186 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:10,166 I never thought I'd do anything like that. 1187 00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:13,291 You know, put down roots... 1188 00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:17,709 but I don't want to miss any more of Noah's life. 1189 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,375 That sounds great. 1190 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,125 I want that to be true. 1191 00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,375 For Noah. 1192 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:27,041 But what happens when you get bored? 1193 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,083 Well, you have to let me try. 1194 00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:32,667 I mean, I am who I am, Andi, 1195 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:36,041 but I really want to try. 1196 00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:38,208 Help me buy a place in the city. 1197 00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:39,375 You know, the commission you'll get 1198 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:40,333 will be way bigger than you get around here. 1199 00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:41,500 Hey. 1200 00:42:41,583 --> 00:42:42,917 I didn't mean it like that. 1201 00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:47,166 Okay, maybe I did. 1202 00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:50,083 Well, I like it here. 1203 00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:51,041 It's home. 1204 00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:56,083 Of course. 1205 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,667 I just want to be home to Noah, too. 1206 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,458 So, do you think it's okay 1207 00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:09,625 that I just got everyone ornaments? 1208 00:43:09,709 --> 00:43:10,959 I think it's great. 1209 00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:12,250 Ornaments get used every year. 1210 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:13,792 They stand the test of time. 1211 00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,250 Very under-rated gifts, if you ask me. 1212 00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:16,250 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 1213 00:43:17,917 --> 00:43:19,333 Hey, uh... 1214 00:43:19,417 --> 00:43:21,083 I know you're not into magic anymore, 1215 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,375 but the shop's right there, 1216 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:23,917 and I want to see if someone's working. 1217 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,750 Can we...? 1218 00:43:24,834 --> 00:43:26,500 Sure. 1219 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:32,375 We could ask for his hours. 1220 00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:35,166 Uh, that's all right. 1221 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:39,125 So, why do you want to find Marvelous Jim anyways? 1222 00:43:49,625 --> 00:43:52,291 I find big moments are easier while in costume. 1223 00:43:53,667 --> 00:43:54,500 Is this a big moment? 1224 00:43:56,917 --> 00:43:59,875 There is something I want to ask you, 1225 00:43:59,959 --> 00:44:01,333 and ask your mom. 1226 00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:03,041 Oh. You're going to propose. Right? 1227 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,000 I'd like to, yes. 1228 00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:07,417 How do you feel about that? 1229 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,375 I mean, we're already pretty much a family, 1230 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:13,083 so... sure, why not? 1231 00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:15,375 Great. 1232 00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:16,625 Awesome. Wow. 1233 00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:19,542 Right on. 1234 00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:22,083 So when are you planning on asking her? 1235 00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:23,792 I don't know. 1236 00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:25,959 I want to find the perfect time. 1237 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:27,500 I was thinking now, over the holidays, 1238 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,834 but maybe I should give it a beat. 1239 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:30,750 'Cause my dad's here? 1240 00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:34,208 Yeah. Which is great, 1241 00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:36,166 but maybe right now 1242 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:38,834 while you guys are figuring out this new configuration, 1243 00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:40,000 I don't need to complicate things. 1244 00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:42,834 You're not complicating anything. 1245 00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:46,083 He's my dad, you're my... Mike. 1246 00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:51,542 I know we're in public, 1247 00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:53,041 and you might think it's really embarrassing, 1248 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,625 but... can we hug? 1249 00:44:54,709 --> 00:44:56,250 Sure. 1250 00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:58,333 Nice. 1251 00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:14,542 Hey. 1252 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:16,875 Your mom is leading the kids 1253 00:45:16,959 --> 00:45:19,000 in a rollicking game of patty-cake. 1254 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:27,125 You want to tell me what's up? 1255 00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:33,291 It's just... everybody always rallies around him. 1256 00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:34,583 Drives me crazy. 1257 00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:37,542 Are you trying to win, or are you trying to beat Mike? 1258 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,208 Both. 1259 00:45:41,291 --> 00:45:45,291 Brandon, you don't have anything to prove. 1260 00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:46,959 Oh, come on. 1261 00:45:47,041 --> 00:45:48,709 I'm Clint Handsome's brother. 1262 00:45:48,792 --> 00:45:50,375 And he's your brother. 1263 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:51,917 Who cares? 1264 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,500 Don't act like you don't get it. 1265 00:45:57,542 --> 00:45:59,959 We have to be better at everything, 1266 00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:02,166 career, marriage, parenting, all of it, 1267 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:04,667 because the second we're not, the second, 1268 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,583 you can just see the look on people's faces, 1269 00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:10,375 like, "Oh. Of course." 1270 00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:16,959 I'm not wrong. 1271 00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:19,875 Yeah, I'm not saying you're wrong. 1272 00:46:19,959 --> 00:46:22,041 I'm just saying, all those people, 1273 00:46:22,125 --> 00:46:23,208 their opinions, 1274 00:46:23,291 --> 00:46:25,041 they don't matter to me as much as yours, 1275 00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:27,291 and I wish they didn't matter to you as much as mine. 1276 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,333 Because I love you, 1277 00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:33,542 you sweet, obsessive maniac. 1278 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:39,208 I love you, too. 1279 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,333 I still got plenty of real estate. 1280 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:43,625 What do you think? 1281 00:46:43,709 --> 00:46:46,000 Smack in the center, off to the side? 1282 00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:47,250 I think off to the side would look good. 1283 00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:48,291 Yeah. 1284 00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:52,041 Maybe in like a corner like here? 1285 00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:53,625 This is going to be the best one yet. 1286 00:46:53,709 --> 00:46:55,583 -Dad! -Hey! 1287 00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:56,875 Hey, hey, hey. 1288 00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:00,583 So, this is the famous Christmas House, huh? 1289 00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:02,333 Zane. 1290 00:47:02,417 --> 00:47:03,625 Didn't know you were stopping by. 1291 00:47:03,709 --> 00:47:05,834 Well, I had to see what all the fuss is about. 1292 00:47:05,917 --> 00:47:06,917 Hmm. 1293 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,667 I can give you a tour. 1294 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:09,917 I have my own Christmas tree. 1295 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:10,917 You don't, do you? 1296 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,208 It's a family tradition. 1297 00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:15,417 Right. 1298 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,458 Zane! Good, you made it. 1299 00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:18,375 Hi. Hi, yeah. 1300 00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:22,041 Well, I have a great idea. 1301 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:23,166 Let's get some footage 1302 00:47:23,250 --> 00:47:25,375 of you guys talking about decorations. 1303 00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:26,208 Aw, I'm sure Zane isn't interested-- 1304 00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:27,417 That sounds great. 1305 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,792 Great. Great. 1306 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,000 -Right there? -Yes. 1307 00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:31,458 -Okay. -Okay. 1308 00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:32,375 Next to, um... 1309 00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:35,583 Uh... 1310 00:47:36,917 --> 00:47:38,250 Okay. 1311 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:41,917 Decorations. 1312 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,250 Since we were kids, our family has gone all out 1313 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:45,500 when it comes to Christmas decorations, 1314 00:47:45,583 --> 00:47:47,458 and a couple of years ago, 1315 00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:49,709 I decided to revive the tradition. 1316 00:47:49,792 --> 00:47:50,625 Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. 1317 00:47:50,709 --> 00:47:51,750 Yes. 1318 00:47:51,834 --> 00:47:53,542 Although have you ever been concerned 1319 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,834 that by emphasizing the decorations, 1320 00:47:55,917 --> 00:47:57,041 you're actually underscoring 1321 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:58,500 the materialism associated with the holiday? 1322 00:47:58,583 --> 00:48:00,291 Um... 1323 00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:02,083 You know, I remember one year, 1324 00:48:02,166 --> 00:48:04,333 I spent Christmas in the highlands of Peru 1325 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:07,041 with the Quechuan people, 1326 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:10,125 completely cut off from civilization. 1327 00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:11,500 You know, it really makes you think 1328 00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:13,500 about... what's important. 1329 00:48:16,667 --> 00:48:17,834 Okay, cut. 1330 00:48:17,917 --> 00:48:19,959 Gold. Pure gold. 1331 00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:21,583 -What? I-- -No, it's just what we needed. 1332 00:48:21,667 --> 00:48:22,625 -It's perfect. -Okay. 1333 00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:23,667 Dad, come on. 1334 00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:24,625 Let me give you the tour. 1335 00:48:24,709 --> 00:48:26,041 Uh, good to see you. 1336 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:28,500 This is all really... cute. 1337 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:33,542 Wow. 1338 00:48:33,625 --> 00:48:35,166 Oh, I would love to get some footage of you and Andi later, 1339 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:36,709 talking about your reactions to having her ex-husband here. 1340 00:48:36,792 --> 00:48:37,625 What? 1341 00:48:37,709 --> 00:48:39,250 Maybe Noah, too? 1342 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:40,500 You know, a lot of people 1343 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:41,667 deal with this sort of thing at Christmas. 1344 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,458 It will really help engage the audience. 1345 00:48:43,542 --> 00:48:44,500 We're not going to do that. 1346 00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:46,041 Why? 1347 00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,625 Okay, look, it's one thing to have all the cameras here 1348 00:48:47,709 --> 00:48:49,125 for The Christmas House of it all, 1349 00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:50,667 but this is my real life... 1350 00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:51,959 our real lives. 1351 00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:54,166 It's not just about entertaining an audience. 1352 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:57,875 Please tell me you haven't forgotten that. 1353 00:48:57,959 --> 00:48:58,709 Mike... 1354 00:49:11,917 --> 00:49:14,125 Ooh. Does that snow need some fluffing, Dad? 1355 00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:16,000 It's feeling a little flat, am I right? 1356 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,458 Got it. More fluff. Yes, sir. 1357 00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:20,959 I'm sorry. You know, just... we're down to the wire here. 1358 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,041 Speaking of which, you know, 1359 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,375 my show opens too pretty soon. 1360 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:25,458 Right. 1361 00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:26,625 Yeah. Uh... 1362 00:49:26,709 --> 00:49:27,542 Is it... is it going well? 1363 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:28,667 I think so, 1364 00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:30,208 but, listen, I was wondering, 1365 00:49:30,291 --> 00:49:32,417 um, if you might run some lines with me. 1366 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,250 I have this one scene, 1367 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,417 I'm just having the hardest time figuring it out, 1368 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,208 and I thought maybe you could just help me out with it. 1369 00:49:38,291 --> 00:49:40,166 Yeah, of course. 1370 00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:41,583 Okay, uh, we'll start at the top. 1371 00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:44,041 You'll read Mrs. Kringle, and I'll read Kris Kringle, 1372 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:45,500 Santa. 1373 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:46,834 Right. Co-supporting leads. 1374 00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:48,709 Co-supporting leads. Right. 1375 00:49:48,792 --> 00:49:49,709 All right? 1376 00:49:49,792 --> 00:49:50,792 Uh, go for it. 1377 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:52,959 Okay. 1378 00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:53,959 Honey, I'm covered in soot, 1379 00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:55,500 and now you're in the mood? 1380 00:49:55,583 --> 00:49:58,083 Dirty Santa is my favorite Santa. 1381 00:49:58,166 --> 00:49:59,333 What kind of play is this? 1382 00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:00,542 Mike, if you're gonna judge-- 1383 00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:01,875 Not judging. 1384 00:50:01,959 --> 00:50:04,291 I don't judge the material on your show. 1385 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:05,667 I've seen it. I mean, what kind of lawyer talks like that? 1386 00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:07,709 Okay, all right, you're right. 1387 00:50:07,792 --> 00:50:08,625 It's all make believe. 1388 00:50:08,709 --> 00:50:10,125 All about having fun... 1389 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,291 Yeah, that's really it. 1390 00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:14,000 Just have fun. 1391 00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:16,291 When you have fun, they have fun. 1392 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:17,333 And you know what? 1393 00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:20,625 That goes for this competition. 1394 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,000 Don't forget to be having fun on this, too, okay? 1395 00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:24,917 Hey, I am not the competitive one. 1396 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,041 All right? 1397 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:27,333 Brandon's the one who's lost his mind. 1398 00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:28,834 It's like he's dying for a chance to embarrass me. 1399 00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:31,083 Mike, it can't be easy 1400 00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:33,417 to have a brother who has his own television show, 1401 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:35,125 who bought the childhood home... 1402 00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:36,500 Dad... 1403 00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:37,667 I'm just asking to see yourself 1404 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:39,166 from Brandon's perspective, okay? 1405 00:50:39,250 --> 00:50:41,458 -All right. -All right. 1406 00:50:41,542 --> 00:50:43,542 Ooh! I gotta take this. 1407 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:44,792 Can I have my script back, please? 1408 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,417 Yeah. 1409 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,583 Guess I'll just fluff this myself. 1410 00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:04,291 Hi. 1411 00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:05,625 Hey! How's it going over there? 1412 00:51:05,709 --> 00:51:07,375 Oh, I need a break. 1413 00:51:07,458 --> 00:51:08,333 Or a mimosa. 1414 00:51:08,417 --> 00:51:10,792 Or a massage. 1415 00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:12,041 How about you? 1416 00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:13,625 Oh, my back is killing me. 1417 00:51:13,709 --> 00:51:15,583 Oh, honey. 1418 00:51:15,667 --> 00:51:16,917 Your back? 1419 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,375 That sounds like train duty to me. 1420 00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:21,625 Hey, are you using me for intel? 1421 00:51:21,709 --> 00:51:23,500 I would never. 1422 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:28,625 No fraternizing with the enemy! 1423 00:51:30,417 --> 00:51:31,834 Yeah, that's right! I got one, too! 1424 00:51:33,792 --> 00:51:35,041 Dad! 1425 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:36,333 Step away from the hedge! 1426 00:51:36,417 --> 00:51:37,667 I was just... 1427 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:38,834 No. Mom... 1428 00:51:38,917 --> 00:51:40,709 don't make me come over there! 1429 00:51:40,792 --> 00:51:42,792 Get in the house! 1430 00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,792 Double time, William Mitchell! 1431 00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:52,875 I think two Christmas Houses is better than one. 1432 00:51:52,959 --> 00:51:55,458 Oh. No. 1433 00:51:55,542 --> 00:51:56,625 No, we can cut that, right? 1434 00:51:56,709 --> 00:51:58,750 I don't want to give them any ideas. 1435 00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:02,208 Yeah, let's just cut that. 1436 00:52:02,291 --> 00:52:03,625 Cut it. 1437 00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:09,709 Am I doing this right? 1438 00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:12,834 Yes. That is the perfect size buñuelo. 1439 00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:15,792 My mother would be so proud of you right now. 1440 00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:17,375 Look at that! 1441 00:52:18,417 --> 00:52:19,750 Maybe it's Kathleen. 1442 00:52:19,834 --> 00:52:22,041 Oh. 1443 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,583 How's that looking? 1444 00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:24,667 Ooh, that's great. 1445 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:25,625 We can just pour it and let it sit, 1446 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,834 and then in a few hours, boom, 1447 00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,875 we have a delicious natilla. 1448 00:52:29,959 --> 00:52:31,291 Pour a little cinnamon on top. Be perfect. 1449 00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:32,250 Holiday greetings! 1450 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:34,333 Dad! 1451 00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:35,875 We're making natilla. 1452 00:52:35,959 --> 00:52:37,500 Oh, dynamite! 1453 00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:38,709 Is that buñuelo dough? 1454 00:52:38,792 --> 00:52:40,208 Zane, what are you doing here? 1455 00:52:41,709 --> 00:52:43,166 Well, Noah said you were making Elena's recipes, 1456 00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:45,625 so I couldn't resist. 1457 00:52:45,709 --> 00:52:47,375 Uh, well, you should have called. 1458 00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:49,625 We could have saved you some. 1459 00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:52,125 Oh, buñuelos are better when they're hot and fresh. 1460 00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:54,000 And they're Dad's favorite. 1461 00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:56,041 The oil looks like it's hot enough. 1462 00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:57,333 -Okay, Noah, are you ready? -Yep. 1463 00:52:57,417 --> 00:53:00,125 Uh, yeah, Mike was going to help him with those. 1464 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,750 Oh. 1465 00:53:01,834 --> 00:53:02,667 Oh, sorry, mate. 1466 00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:04,875 Uh, no. It's... it's fine. 1467 00:53:04,959 --> 00:53:06,917 Go ahead. 1468 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,834 Thanks, Mike. 1469 00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:14,291 Got some stuff to take care of. 1470 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,291 Thanks for tonight. 1471 00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:25,917 It was really nice to have some family time, 1472 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,834 instead of having dinner alone... again. 1473 00:53:28,917 --> 00:53:31,583 I, uh, I need you to give me a heads-up 1474 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:33,917 next time you want to come by. 1475 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,917 I want this whole co-parenting thing to work, 1476 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:36,917 but we need a better system. 1477 00:53:38,792 --> 00:53:40,250 All right, Noah asked me to come. 1478 00:53:40,333 --> 00:53:42,041 You know, he clearly wanted me here. 1479 00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:43,750 Of course he did. 1480 00:53:43,834 --> 00:53:46,667 He'd prefer we'd all be together all the time, 1481 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,083 but that's not realistic, 1482 00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:50,959 and I'm trying to give him realistic expectations. 1483 00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:52,375 I'm not going to start asking 1484 00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:54,291 for permission to see my own son. 1485 00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,583 Noah and I always accommodated to your schedule, 1486 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,250 traveling nine months out of the year, 1487 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,208 holidays all over the place. 1488 00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:04,875 I am glad that you have decided to make Noah a priority, 1489 00:54:04,959 --> 00:54:07,917 but what happens when you're done with New York? 1490 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,417 Who said I'm gonna be done with New York? 1491 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,291 You know, it almost feels like you want to keep us apart. 1492 00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:17,000 Oh, Zane, grow up. 1493 00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:20,458 All Noah wants is for us to get along 1494 00:54:20,542 --> 00:54:22,417 and make having divorced parents easier. 1495 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,208 That's our job now. 1496 00:54:49,542 --> 00:54:52,000 That was a bit awkward. 1497 00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:53,917 Yeah. 1498 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,208 Trying not to let it be, but... 1499 00:54:57,959 --> 00:54:58,792 Hey, can I ask you something? 1500 00:54:58,875 --> 00:54:59,959 Yeah. 1501 00:55:00,041 --> 00:55:01,792 When you proposed to Brandon, 1502 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,417 how did you decide when to do it, 1503 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,333 and how to do it? 1504 00:55:06,291 --> 00:55:07,542 Oh. Really? 1505 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:09,500 Yeah. 1506 00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:10,834 Well, your brother was gonna ask me. 1507 00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,250 I didn't know that. 1508 00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:14,500 Oh, yeah. 1509 00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:15,542 A Brandon proposal was in the works. 1510 00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:17,041 So, subtle. 1511 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:19,000 Exactly. 1512 00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,917 And I just thought, I'm going to cut him off at the pass. 1513 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,458 He is gonna go so over the top, 1514 00:55:24,542 --> 00:55:25,458 but the most romantic part 1515 00:55:25,542 --> 00:55:26,875 is just realizing 1516 00:55:26,959 --> 00:55:29,291 you want to spend the rest of your lives together... 1517 00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:30,875 so I kept it simple. 1518 00:55:30,959 --> 00:55:32,208 I asked him out over take-out 1519 00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:33,542 on the three-year anniversary of our first date. 1520 00:55:33,625 --> 00:55:35,375 Efficient. 1521 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:37,291 Yeah. 1522 00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:38,917 Wait, would you consider your first date--? 1523 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,417 Christmas. Yeah. 1524 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:44,500 Talk about a way of swooping in and winning this thing. 1525 00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:47,417 Do not tell your brother I said that, 1526 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:49,000 'cause then Christmas will be the date of your engagement 1527 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:49,875 and the date of my divorce. 1528 00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:52,959 Thanks, Jake. 1529 00:55:53,041 --> 00:55:54,709 Any time. 1530 00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:04,834 -Hey. -Hey. 1531 00:56:05,959 --> 00:56:06,875 You okay? 1532 00:56:06,959 --> 00:56:09,458 I'm great. 1533 00:56:09,542 --> 00:56:12,792 Oh, thank you. 1534 00:56:12,875 --> 00:56:14,709 This is our time of year. 1535 00:56:14,792 --> 00:56:16,917 Nothing's gonna change that. 1536 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,834 Not even my entitled ex? 1537 00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:21,375 Especially your entitled ex. 1538 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:22,375 Although it is definitely my turn 1539 00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:24,166 to make buñuelos next year. 1540 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,667 Buñuelos. 1541 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:26,709 Hmm. 1542 00:56:28,792 --> 00:56:30,417 I just pray that the rest of the holidays 1543 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,792 are as low-key as possible. 1544 00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:34,375 With a little sprinkling of magic. 1545 00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:36,333 Yeah, I mean, sure... 1546 00:56:36,417 --> 00:56:38,917 but mostly, I'm just praying for chill. 1547 00:56:40,417 --> 00:56:41,333 No more changes. 1548 00:56:41,417 --> 00:56:44,041 No more drama. 1549 00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:45,750 No more surprises. 1550 00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:51,125 A proposal is technically a surprise, right? 1551 00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:59,083 We are approaching the finish line. 1552 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:01,417 This is when we kick this sleigh into high gear, 1553 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,041 we knock down Mr. Snowman, 1554 00:57:03,125 --> 00:57:05,125 and we drive this baby home! 1555 00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:06,166 Did we win? 1556 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,792 What? No. Not yet. 1557 00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:22,166 They both down? 1558 00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:23,750 Judy Garland works every time. 1559 00:57:23,834 --> 00:57:25,709 Do you think we have enough presents? 1560 00:57:25,792 --> 00:57:26,834 You're joking. 1561 00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:29,750 What if Billie doesn't like her wagon? 1562 00:57:29,834 --> 00:57:31,834 It's yellow. Is she into yellow? 1563 00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,208 She'll probably love the box it came in more. 1564 00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,166 How are you so Zen about this? 1565 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:39,333 It's called coming from a big family. 1566 00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:41,166 The holidays were never about gifts, 1567 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,458 because there weren't that many. 1568 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,542 It was about singing carols the night before 1569 00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:47,500 and making breakfast together on Christmas morning. 1570 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:50,917 As long as we were all together, it felt like Christmas. 1571 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,291 It's not about the toys, 1572 00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:55,542 or the spectacle, or a trophy. 1573 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:56,792 You could do the entire Christmas House 1574 00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:58,166 with twigs and toothpicks, 1575 00:57:58,250 --> 00:58:00,208 and the kids would think it's the coolest thing ever. 1576 00:58:00,291 --> 00:58:01,792 Toothpicks. 1577 00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:02,750 Interesting. 1578 00:58:04,041 --> 00:58:06,625 Brandon, hey... 1579 00:58:06,709 --> 00:58:08,250 you know the thing our kids are going to remember 1580 00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:09,625 about this time of year 1581 00:58:09,709 --> 00:58:11,458 is when both of their dads took time off of work 1582 00:58:11,542 --> 00:58:12,417 to be together. 1583 00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:26,875 Macie Stevens will arrive at six. 1584 00:58:26,959 --> 00:58:27,959 We'll film her walk-though of each house, 1585 00:58:28,041 --> 00:58:29,125 inside and out. 1586 00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:30,333 You guys will be staged across the street 1587 00:58:30,417 --> 00:58:31,792 so we can see both houses, 1588 00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:33,250 Mike with Andi and Noah, 1589 00:58:33,333 --> 00:58:34,291 and Brandon with Jake and the kids. 1590 00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:35,417 One question. 1591 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:36,250 Are we leading her through the house? 1592 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,542 No. 1593 00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:39,208 Worried you can't win on design alone, huh? 1594 00:58:39,291 --> 00:58:42,458 No, just don't want her to miss some of my more subtle details. 1595 00:58:42,542 --> 00:58:44,709 Don't worry, Clint Handsome, I'm sure there are worse things 1596 00:58:44,792 --> 00:58:47,125 than losing to your brother on national TV. 1597 00:58:47,208 --> 00:58:50,750 I'm not sure what they are, but I know they exist. 1598 00:58:50,834 --> 00:58:52,083 Oh, I'm not worried. 1599 00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:54,250 Remember that time we went kayaking in the bay, 1600 00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:55,875 and you tried to race me, but capsized instead? 1601 00:58:55,959 --> 00:58:59,000 Yeah, this is going to be like that. 1602 00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:00,917 Actually, I think this is going to be 1603 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,875 like the time you fell down the stairs at school 1604 00:59:02,959 --> 00:59:04,583 in front of the entire freshman class 1605 00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:06,583 and had to get stitches in your chin. 1606 00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,667 You tied my laces together! 1607 00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:09,834 I just want you to know 1608 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,709 that you can fly to Colorado 1609 00:59:11,792 --> 00:59:14,000 and hold the trophy and cry whenever you want. 1610 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:16,083 No, the trophy's gonna be where it belongs, 1611 00:59:16,166 --> 00:59:19,000 in the one and only Christmas House. 1612 00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:21,917 I love how you pretend like you don't care, 1613 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,750 but you care so much. 1614 00:59:23,834 --> 00:59:26,917 You're like, "Oh, look! The Christmas House!" 1615 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,959 The Christmas House! The Christmas House! 1616 00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:29,458 Oh, look, it's my Christmas House! 1617 00:59:29,542 --> 00:59:30,625 Hey, did you know I own The Christmas House?" 1618 00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:32,333 Do you hear yourself? 1619 00:59:32,417 --> 00:59:34,458 The Christmas House that has a new roof on it 1620 00:59:34,542 --> 00:59:35,667 because I put iron reindeer on top of it. 1621 00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:37,667 Dude. Back off. 1622 00:59:37,750 --> 00:59:40,542 What? Someone's got to take you down a notch. 1623 00:59:40,625 --> 00:59:42,083 You're not the King of Christmas! 1624 00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:43,000 -Oh, and you are? -Maybe I am! 1625 00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:44,291 But you're not, Brandon! 1626 00:59:50,709 --> 00:59:51,542 We'll see about that. 1627 00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:53,208 Meaning? 1628 00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:55,500 Whoever wins the trophy 1629 00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:59,083 is the reigning King of Christmas, and... 1630 00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:01,375 hosts The Christmas House. 1631 01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:03,792 But this is The Christmas House. 1632 01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:06,500 Doesn't have to be. 1633 01:00:06,583 --> 01:00:08,875 The tradition doesn't belong to you, Mike. 1634 01:00:10,834 --> 01:00:11,750 Deal? 1635 01:00:14,917 --> 01:00:15,834 Deal. 1636 01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:21,041 Okay. 1637 01:00:23,417 --> 01:00:24,667 Sorry. 1638 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:28,917 What's going on with you guys? 1639 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,542 It was just talk. 1640 01:00:30,625 --> 01:00:33,291 Well, we have to be at the theater in an hour. 1641 01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,291 Okay. 1642 01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:46,417 He actually bet you hosting The Christmas House? 1643 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,375 We shook on it. 1644 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:49,041 Is that what you want? 1645 01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:50,792 Maybe. I don't know. 1646 01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:52,542 What are you gonna do? 1647 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:53,875 I'm not worried. 1648 01:00:53,959 --> 01:00:55,458 He's not gonna win, so... not gonna happen. 1649 01:00:57,834 --> 01:00:59,166 -Oh, this is us. -Yeah. 1650 01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,875 All right, excuse us. 1651 01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:04,667 Sorry. 1652 01:01:15,041 --> 01:01:15,875 Switch with me. 1653 01:01:15,959 --> 01:01:16,875 Sit down. 1654 01:01:31,709 --> 01:01:33,333 Ho, ho, honey, I'm home! 1655 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:39,417 Hi, Kris. How was your eve? 1656 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:42,166 Oh, I swear that commute gets longer every year. 1657 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:44,000 My arm was here first. 1658 01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:46,333 Santa needs a good, stiff drink. 1659 01:01:46,417 --> 01:01:47,792 Hold the ice... 1660 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:49,125 but add the coal. 1661 01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,917 That bad, huh? 1662 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:51,834 That naughty. 1663 01:01:53,959 --> 01:01:56,542 You don't own the armrest, 1664 01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:57,875 just like you don't own Christmas! 1665 01:01:57,959 --> 01:01:58,917 Ouch! 1666 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,291 -Ahem. -Sorry. 1667 01:02:00,375 --> 01:02:03,458 Oh, look at all that soot on your beautiful suit. 1668 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:06,583 -Fine. Take it. -I will. 1669 01:02:06,667 --> 01:02:08,208 ...fill everyone's stocking... 1670 01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:12,333 Ow! Are you this many years old? 1671 01:02:12,417 --> 01:02:15,083 ...Santa's going to fill everyone's stocking 1672 01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:17,458 with his dry cleaning bill! 1673 01:02:17,542 --> 01:02:20,375 I don't know why so many people 1674 01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:22,792 still have wood-burning fi-- 1675 01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,625 ...fireplaces, 1676 01:02:25,709 --> 01:02:29,333 when electric is so affordable now! 1677 01:02:29,417 --> 01:02:30,333 Get electric. 1678 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:31,709 Better for you. 1679 01:02:31,792 --> 01:02:32,959 Better for Santa. 1680 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:36,333 At your local Sears. 1681 01:02:36,417 --> 01:02:37,959 Stop it. 1682 01:02:38,041 --> 01:02:39,166 You stop. You stop. 1683 01:02:47,875 --> 01:02:48,959 Can't believe they kicked us out. 1684 01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:54,875 Mom and Dad are going to be so mad. 1685 01:02:54,959 --> 01:02:56,291 Are we the worst sons ever? 1686 01:02:56,375 --> 01:02:58,834 No. Not even close. 1687 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:04,041 I don't think I own Christmas... 1688 01:03:04,125 --> 01:03:07,000 but I do have this thing that I have to live up to, 1689 01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:08,792 and I know you probably think it's stupid, 1690 01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:10,500 but it's a lot of pressure. 1691 01:03:10,583 --> 01:03:11,792 I know what it's like 1692 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,417 to live under a microscope, Mike, trust me. 1693 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,875 So stop fighting me. 1694 01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:16,709 I've already got 1695 01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:18,792 my girlfriend's shark-punching ex 1696 01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:20,250 making Colombian food with Noah. 1697 01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:22,542 I don't need you trying to out-do me, too. 1698 01:03:25,041 --> 01:03:26,875 Is this... 1699 01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:29,500 This is about Noah, isn't it? 1700 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:39,875 I'm trying, you know? 1701 01:03:39,959 --> 01:03:43,750 To become part of their family, 1702 01:03:43,834 --> 01:03:45,625 and that just got harder, 1703 01:03:45,709 --> 01:03:48,792 and I don't even feel like 1704 01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:51,375 I'm allowed to feel that way, 1705 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:55,041 which is also hard. 1706 01:03:55,125 --> 01:03:59,166 I... I don't know how to do this. 1707 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,291 What? 1708 01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:08,375 You do realize, Noah knows how lucky he is, right? 1709 01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:09,792 He's got more love than most kids. 1710 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,625 It's complicated, sure, 1711 01:04:11,709 --> 01:04:14,000 but I can promise you... 1712 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:15,542 blood is not what makes a family. 1713 01:04:21,041 --> 01:04:21,792 What about you? 1714 01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:23,458 What about me? 1715 01:04:23,542 --> 01:04:25,792 Why do I make you so crazy? 1716 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,959 How much time do we have? 1717 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,625 Because life's always just been so easy for you. 1718 01:04:32,709 --> 01:04:34,792 At least, it seems that way. 1719 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:38,583 It's tough having your straight, charming, 1720 01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:40,458 handsome-and-everyone-knows-it and-tells-you-all-the-time 1721 01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:41,500 younger brother outshine you. 1722 01:04:43,917 --> 01:04:45,583 No one outshines Brandon Mitchell. 1723 01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:56,250 Do you want to know the truth? 1724 01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:59,041 Yes. Please. 1725 01:05:03,250 --> 01:05:07,000 I'm scared that my kids are gonna feel 1726 01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:09,750 the same way my friends did growing up. 1727 01:05:09,834 --> 01:05:11,291 And my first boyfriend felt. 1728 01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:14,959 I'm scared that 1729 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:19,750 their Uncle Mike is gonna be their favorite person. 1730 01:05:22,917 --> 01:05:25,542 Um... 1731 01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:26,750 well... 1732 01:05:28,417 --> 01:05:29,250 if it helps, 1733 01:05:29,333 --> 01:05:32,291 you've always been mine. 1734 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:36,667 Stop. 1735 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:39,166 I'm serious. 1736 01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,625 Brandon, you have always been so fearless. 1737 01:05:41,709 --> 01:05:44,709 Like, you knew who you were, 1738 01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:46,500 and even when it was hard, 1739 01:05:46,583 --> 01:05:50,709 you never pretended you were anyone else. 1740 01:05:50,792 --> 01:05:53,709 I wish I was like that. 1741 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:55,500 I pretend I'm other people for a living. 1742 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:01,333 You're so stupid. 1743 01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:10,000 You think anyone in the theater 1744 01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:12,000 is having as cathartic an experience 1745 01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:13,375 as we're having in the lobby? 1746 01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:16,041 I really doubt that. 1747 01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:23,959 Jake said that there might be a proposal happening? 1748 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,917 I don't think it's the right time. 1749 01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,125 I also gotta, like, track down this ring. 1750 01:06:32,208 --> 01:06:34,583 It's a long story. 1751 01:06:34,667 --> 01:06:38,125 But at some point, yes. 1752 01:06:41,959 --> 01:06:42,834 I'm so happy for you. 1753 01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:44,917 Thanks. 1754 01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:51,875 All right, we should sneak back in, 1755 01:06:51,959 --> 01:06:53,166 catch the rest of the show. 1756 01:06:54,917 --> 01:06:55,792 Hold up. 1757 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:59,375 It's Kathleen. 1758 01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:01,500 Hey, we are about to head back in... 1759 01:07:11,834 --> 01:07:13,375 One of the PAs hit the gas instead of the brake, 1760 01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:16,166 and... it got away from them. 1761 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,625 We can fix this. 1762 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:28,375 Yeah, there's time. 1763 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:33,333 You know, it's cold, I'm tired... 1764 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,500 I'm just gonna go to bed. 1765 01:07:36,709 --> 01:07:37,417 Hey, Brandon... 1766 01:07:52,583 --> 01:07:53,458 Ta-dah! 1767 01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:55,750 What is all this? 1768 01:07:55,834 --> 01:07:57,625 Is that one of the Schuler sisters 1769 01:07:57,709 --> 01:07:58,667 from fifth grade? 1770 01:07:58,750 --> 01:08:00,041 Hey. 1771 01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:01,375 Everyone wants the show to go on. 1772 01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:02,333 New lights are on their way, 1773 01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:03,667 and Kathleen sent someone 1774 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:07,166 to every store within 60 miles for more garland. 1775 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,750 Why are you doing all this? 1776 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:11,750 Because. 1777 01:08:11,834 --> 01:08:13,333 You're my brother. 1778 01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:14,291 I've got your back. 1779 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:19,875 Hey, superstars! 1780 01:08:19,959 --> 01:08:23,709 Listen, we are so sorry. 1781 01:08:23,791 --> 01:08:26,125 Save it. 1782 01:08:26,208 --> 01:08:28,875 You two have forgotten something crucial. 1783 01:08:28,959 --> 01:08:30,041 We're retired. 1784 01:08:30,125 --> 01:08:31,500 We've moved on from The Christmas House. 1785 01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:32,583 Literally. 1786 01:08:32,666 --> 01:08:34,750 Mm-hmm, and yet here we are, 1787 01:08:34,834 --> 01:08:37,541 rushing around, helping you to decorate, 1788 01:08:37,625 --> 01:08:39,208 to babysit... 1789 01:08:39,291 --> 01:08:40,666 we're supporting you... 1790 01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:43,208 And you couldn't even make it through our stage debut, 1791 01:08:43,291 --> 01:08:44,375 so we're retiring again. 1792 01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:45,416 From all of this. 1793 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,916 What does that mean? 1794 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,709 That means we're going to brunch. 1795 01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:56,916 About that "worst sons ever" thing... 1796 01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,083 ...that would be a yes. 1797 01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:04,709 Is this our fault? 1798 01:09:04,791 --> 01:09:06,541 That our two sons let this competition 1799 01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:09,125 overshadow every commitment and relationship in their lives? 1800 01:09:09,208 --> 01:09:10,416 Yes. That. 1801 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,709 How could that be our fault? 1802 01:09:12,791 --> 01:09:15,041 Well, that year that you drove overnight 1803 01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,709 to pick up those ten-story blow-up candy canes, 1804 01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:20,041 or the year that we wallpapered every room in the house 1805 01:09:20,125 --> 01:09:21,666 with wrapping paper, including the furniture. 1806 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:25,000 We originated the "go big or go home." 1807 01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,041 Yeah, because we never forgot why. 1808 01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,250 Well, tell me. 1809 01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:29,583 Tell you why? 1810 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,875 Because when we were wallpapering the furniture, 1811 01:09:32,959 --> 01:09:34,291 we had two teenage boys 1812 01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:36,709 who chose to spend all of their free time with us. 1813 01:09:36,791 --> 01:09:39,416 We were making memories. 1814 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,791 And here we are, 20 years later, 1815 01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:43,625 still talking about them. 1816 01:09:43,709 --> 01:09:45,834 And you know what? 1817 01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:47,750 I can't even remember who wrapped more 1818 01:09:47,834 --> 01:09:50,166 or whose wrapping was better. 1819 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:51,666 Okay, all right, your wrapping was better. 1820 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:52,625 Yours was always the best. 1821 01:09:52,709 --> 01:09:54,583 Uh-huh. 1822 01:09:56,541 --> 01:09:58,291 All right, they're our kids, 1823 01:09:58,375 --> 01:10:00,709 and we are not perfect. 1824 01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:02,916 I only hope we gave them as many good qualities 1825 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,583 as complicated ones. 1826 01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:05,583 Honey... 1827 01:10:07,458 --> 01:10:09,416 We gave them the best of us. 1828 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:12,791 Yeah. 1829 01:10:18,291 --> 01:10:20,333 Careful. Careful. Careful with that thing. 1830 01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:22,291 30 minutes 'til we go live! 1831 01:10:22,375 --> 01:10:23,375 Can somebody move this truck? 1832 01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:24,916 I know, I know. I'm on it. 1833 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,166 My pleasure. 1834 01:10:34,208 --> 01:10:35,083 You ready? 1835 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:37,041 Think so. 1836 01:10:37,125 --> 01:10:38,875 Wow. You look nice. 1837 01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,834 I, um... I wanted to tell you 1838 01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:44,625 that Noah invited Zane... 1839 01:10:44,709 --> 01:10:46,541 and it's Christmas Eve, and I couldn't say no. 1840 01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:48,666 He's probably hoping to witness my failure. 1841 01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:50,208 Probably. 1842 01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:52,750 Oh. 1843 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:57,375 Merry almost Christmas. 1844 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:00,583 Merry almost Christmas. 1845 01:11:01,666 --> 01:11:03,750 Woo-wee, For Goodness Cakes. 1846 01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:05,416 I got the swag of the season. 1847 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:08,416 I got your hats, mugs, sweaters, cups, 1848 01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:10,250 and for one night only, justice is best served handsome. 1849 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:13,083 Yeah. Yes. It is going be great. 1850 01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:14,041 We're just seconds away. 1851 01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:15,500 Mm-hmm. 1852 01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:16,625 Yeah. I promise you. 1853 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,041 Oh, good. Babysitter's got the kids down. 1854 01:11:21,125 --> 01:11:22,125 Oh, good. 1855 01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:26,875 Hey, where are our parents? 1856 01:11:26,959 --> 01:11:29,000 You don't think they're protesting, do you? 1857 01:11:29,083 --> 01:11:30,791 Uh... 1858 01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:32,583 Yeah. Copy. 1859 01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:34,666 Okay, here we go! 1860 01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:36,291 Macie Stevens is on the move. 1861 01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:55,583 -Thank you so much for coming. -It is my pleasure. 1862 01:11:58,834 --> 01:12:00,083 Let's go make some great TV. 1863 01:12:07,541 --> 01:12:09,291 Good evening, America, 1864 01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,333 and welcome to "Deck Those Halls, 1865 01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:13,250 A Very Handsome Christmas." 1866 01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,500 I'm Macie Stevens, 1867 01:12:14,583 --> 01:12:16,083 coming to you live from upstate New York, 1868 01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:19,750 where there is a Battle Of The Handsome happening! 1869 01:12:19,834 --> 01:12:20,875 That's right! 1870 01:12:20,959 --> 01:12:23,291 I am talking a very handsome actor, 1871 01:12:23,375 --> 01:12:25,875 Clint Handsome himself, 1872 01:12:25,959 --> 01:12:27,709 is facing off against a very handsome baker. 1873 01:12:27,791 --> 01:12:29,375 Now, you may be thinking, 1874 01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:31,458 just who is this handsome baker you speak of? 1875 01:12:31,541 --> 01:12:32,916 Well, I'm here to tell you, 1876 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,333 that not only is he handsome, not only can he bake, 1877 01:12:35,416 --> 01:12:38,250 but he just happens to be Mike Mitchell's brother! 1878 01:12:38,333 --> 01:12:40,125 That's right, America. 1879 01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:43,083 Because really, what says holiday cheer 1880 01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:44,666 more than, well, 1881 01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:47,500 some good old-fashioned sibling rivalry? 1882 01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:50,125 Now, before we get into the whole meat 1883 01:12:50,208 --> 01:12:51,458 of this handsome sandwich, 1884 01:12:51,541 --> 01:12:53,041 I have been told 1885 01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:55,541 that these brothers would like to say something, so, boys... 1886 01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:56,500 have at 'er. 1887 01:12:56,583 --> 01:12:57,916 All you. 1888 01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:00,333 Um... 1889 01:13:00,416 --> 01:13:02,500 Live TV, bud. 1890 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:04,125 Yeah, okay. 1891 01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:06,166 Uh, ha ha ha! 1892 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:08,583 Thank you, Macie Stevens! 1893 01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:10,125 I can't believe you're in our front yard! 1894 01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:12,333 -Ha ha! -Breathe. 1895 01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:13,709 Um... 1896 01:13:13,791 --> 01:13:16,709 Mike and I would like to call up 1897 01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:18,666 two very special people... 1898 01:13:20,541 --> 01:13:23,208 Bylis. 1899 01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:29,541 Bylis? 1900 01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,416 Bylis! 1901 01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:32,416 Oh, Bylis! That's us! 1902 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:33,500 Oh! Oh! 1903 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:34,625 -We're Bylis! -We're Bylis? 1904 01:13:34,709 --> 01:13:36,208 Yes, Bill, we're... 1905 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:37,083 Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous. 1906 01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:38,458 Hi. Hello. I'm not nervous. 1907 01:13:38,541 --> 01:13:39,959 Stay calm. I am. 1908 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:42,416 -What's going on? -Are we on camera? 1909 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:43,416 Yes, you are, Dad. 1910 01:13:46,416 --> 01:13:49,458 So... Mike and I, 1911 01:13:49,541 --> 01:13:52,083 we let this competition get to our heads, 1912 01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:53,959 and we lost track of the whole point. 1913 01:13:54,041 --> 01:13:57,583 You see, you guys started The Christmas House 1914 01:13:57,666 --> 01:13:59,416 as a way to bring us together, 1915 01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:04,333 and... we nearly let it tear us apart. 1916 01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:07,709 And we're sorry. 1917 01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:10,416 We're also very sorry for missing most of your show, 1918 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,666 which is running through the end of the month 1919 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:14,875 at the Half-Way Broadway Playhouse, 1920 01:14:14,959 --> 01:14:17,083 and seems to be some sort of commentary 1921 01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:19,125 on gender roles in the media, 1922 01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:22,250 and is also sort of a farce, 1923 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:24,666 and also a commercial. 1924 01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:26,416 For Sears. 1925 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,291 Check it out. 1926 01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:30,250 So, what we really want to say is 1927 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:32,583 the only people who have earned that trophy 1928 01:14:32,666 --> 01:14:34,500 are you two. 1929 01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:36,250 Which doesn't mean we don't want you 1930 01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:38,458 to tell us which one of us crushed it. 1931 01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:40,583 It just means that... 1932 01:14:40,666 --> 01:14:43,041 you guys are the legends. 1933 01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:44,375 There wouldn't be a Christmas House without you... 1934 01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:47,666 no sibling rivalry to make for good television, 1935 01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:48,916 no traditions to hold onto. 1936 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,875 We all lose our way sometimes, 1937 01:14:51,959 --> 01:14:53,500 but we're lucky enough 1938 01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:58,250 to have something amazing to find our way back to. 1939 01:15:00,041 --> 01:15:01,375 Back to you, Macie. 1940 01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:04,333 Uh, well, yes. 1941 01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:06,791 All I can say is thank the good Lord 1942 01:15:06,875 --> 01:15:07,709 for waterproof mascara! 1943 01:15:09,959 --> 01:15:12,250 And, without further ado, 1944 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:14,583 let's go see those decked-out halls! 1945 01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:22,959 Oh... 1946 01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:28,000 ♪ Come on, let's celebrate ♪ 1947 01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:30,500 ♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1948 01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:33,416 ♪ Bring on the cheer! ♪ 1949 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:36,500 ♪ The snow is falling everywhere ♪ 1950 01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:40,333 ♪ You know that I'll be there ♪ 1951 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,834 ♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1952 01:15:42,916 --> 01:15:44,959 ♪ Bring on the cheer! ♪ 1953 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:48,083 ♪ Take a look at all the joyous faces ♪ 1954 01:15:48,166 --> 01:15:50,333 ♪ Getting cozy by the fireplaces ♪ 1955 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:52,791 ♪ I... ♪ 1956 01:15:52,875 --> 01:15:57,250 ♪ Oh, I... ♪ 1957 01:15:57,333 --> 01:16:00,416 ♪ Sleigh bells ring and carolers singing ♪ 1958 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:03,000 ♪ Bundled up with a warm winter feeling ♪ 1959 01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:05,208 ♪ I... ♪ 1960 01:16:05,291 --> 01:16:07,834 ♪ It's my favorite time ♪ 1961 01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:10,000 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1962 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:13,666 ♪ It's a merry holiday ♪ 1963 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:16,834 ♪ Come on, let's celebrate... ♪ 1964 01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:19,750 Mm! 1965 01:16:19,834 --> 01:16:23,750 This has been absolutely phenomenal, 1966 01:16:23,834 --> 01:16:25,875 and a very tough choice, America, 1967 01:16:25,959 --> 01:16:28,416 but I've made my decision. 1968 01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:34,834 These are really fantastic, right? 1969 01:16:34,916 --> 01:16:35,791 Thank you. 1970 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:37,500 Yeah, copy that. Sixty seconds. 1971 01:16:37,583 --> 01:16:39,666 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 1972 01:16:40,791 --> 01:16:41,709 Sixty seconds. 1973 01:16:41,791 --> 01:16:42,959 My young sir! 1974 01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:46,041 Hey. 1975 01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:47,583 Mike was looking for you. 1976 01:16:47,666 --> 01:16:49,041 And I was looking for you. 1977 01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:50,333 Why me? 1978 01:16:50,416 --> 01:16:53,500 There are certain fantastical moments 1979 01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:56,834 that require a very specific kind of magic, 1980 01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:59,500 one that takes a willingness to see it. 1981 01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:00,500 Are you willing, Noah? 1982 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,375 Uh, yeah, sure. 1983 01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:04,625 Your back pocket. 1984 01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:19,208 All right, everyone, it's time. 1985 01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:20,834 Okay, places. 1986 01:17:20,916 --> 01:17:21,791 And settle. 1987 01:17:24,791 --> 01:17:27,125 Welcome back. 1988 01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:29,333 Now, we've all seen the insides and outsides 1989 01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:31,416 of these handsomely decked-out halls 1990 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,666 by these handsomely handsome men, 1991 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,291 and I have to say that both displays 1992 01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:39,500 showed very impressive holiday cheer 1993 01:17:39,583 --> 01:17:42,625 and very impressively-high power bills. 1994 01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:47,000 It has been a very difficult choice, 1995 01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:49,875 but candy-cane cupcakes, full display, 1996 01:17:49,959 --> 01:17:52,250 inspired by my peppermint pie? 1997 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:55,541 Well... pretty hard to beat that one. 1998 01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:59,000 So, America, the winner is... 1999 01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:12,458 Brandon Mitchell! 2000 01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:14,041 Yes! 2001 01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:22,583 Oh, my gosh! 2002 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:23,916 Victory is ours! 2003 01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:28,583 Mom, I want you to have this. 2004 01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:29,500 Are you sure? 2005 01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:30,916 Yes! It's kind of heavy, right? 2006 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:34,041 You okay? 2007 01:18:35,750 --> 01:18:37,500 Are you kidding? 2008 01:18:37,583 --> 01:18:38,750 This is the perfect ending. 2009 01:18:38,834 --> 01:18:40,750 He is never going to let you live this down. 2010 01:18:40,834 --> 01:18:42,208 I know. 2011 01:18:47,583 --> 01:18:50,166 Hey. What's this? 2012 01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:51,375 It's your Christmas present. 2013 01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:52,666 From me. 2014 01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:55,208 What about opening gifts on Christmas morning? 2015 01:18:55,291 --> 01:18:58,834 Mike should probably open this one now. 2016 01:18:58,916 --> 01:19:02,083 Oh. Okay. 2017 01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:06,666 Ah! I love it! 2018 01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:07,625 Thank you, buddy! 2019 01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:11,291 Big moments are easier in costume, right? 2020 01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:14,125 Is this a big moment? 2021 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:15,875 I think it is. 2022 01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:25,291 How did you...? 2023 01:19:26,959 --> 01:19:27,875 What is that? 2024 01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:32,375 I-- I think you know 2025 01:19:32,458 --> 01:19:35,666 I've been trying to figure out the best way to do this. 2026 01:19:35,750 --> 01:19:37,666 I really wanted it to be magical, 2027 01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:40,000 but the truth is, our life just is. 2028 01:19:41,709 --> 01:19:43,333 You know, we're always going to face challenges, 2029 01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:46,583 but the way that we face them together... 2030 01:19:46,666 --> 01:19:48,166 that's the magic. 2031 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:52,458 I can't imagine my life without you and Noah, 2032 01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:55,333 and whether we decorate or not, 2033 01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:57,000 start new family traditions or stick with the old ones, 2034 01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:58,416 or even stay in this house, 2035 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:02,083 I want all of our Christmases from here on out 2036 01:20:02,166 --> 01:20:04,625 to be together. 2037 01:20:04,709 --> 01:20:09,333 It doesn't matter what we do, or where we go from here, 2038 01:20:09,416 --> 01:20:12,041 you are my real home, Andi. 2039 01:20:18,709 --> 01:20:20,166 Will you marry me? 2040 01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:22,375 Yes! 2041 01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:31,208 Wow. 2042 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,416 Mikey! Mikey! 2043 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,750 Oh, my goodness. 2044 01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:43,416 How wonderful. 2045 01:20:46,834 --> 01:20:47,791 Oh, honey! 2046 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:50,750 I thought he'd never ask. 2047 01:20:50,834 --> 01:20:52,416 Well done, buddy. 2048 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:53,375 So proud of you. 2049 01:20:55,125 --> 01:20:56,875 Wait, does this mean Mike actually won? 2050 01:20:56,959 --> 01:20:59,541 Yeah, babe, I think it does. 2051 01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:04,583 Oh... 2052 01:21:04,666 --> 01:21:05,666 Actually... 2053 01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:10,834 you're the one I should be apologizing to. 2054 01:21:10,916 --> 01:21:12,916 I'm sorry that I was so... 2055 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:13,916 I was just... 2056 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,041 It's okay. 2057 01:21:16,125 --> 01:21:19,166 I heard you, though. 2058 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:22,416 All the very wise things you said to me 2059 01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:24,875 when I was spinning out. 2060 01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:27,666 I heard you. 2061 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:30,416 Oh. Good. 2062 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:36,375 And I'm thinking it might be time for a change. 2063 01:21:36,458 --> 01:21:37,333 A big one. 2064 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:41,709 ♪ Nothing has changed ♪ 2065 01:21:41,791 --> 01:21:45,208 ♪ I still wish you could be ♪ 2066 01:21:45,291 --> 01:21:47,916 ♪ Wrapped up in my arms ♪ 2067 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:52,083 ♪ Spending Christmas with me ♪ 2068 01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:54,083 ♪ When it gets cold ♪ 2069 01:21:54,166 --> 01:21:59,834 ♪ Is when I notice the most ♪ 2070 01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:01,791 ♪ With all the lights on the trees ♪ 2071 01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:05,041 ♪ Even Christmas can't compete with your glow ♪ 2072 01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:09,500 Oh, well, you've always been family, 2073 01:22:09,583 --> 01:22:11,000 but welcome anyway. 2074 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:12,834 Oh... 2075 01:22:12,916 --> 01:22:14,709 Told you this is the most romantic time of year. 2076 01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:15,791 Proud of you. 2077 01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:16,834 -Thanks, Dad. -It's beautiful. 2078 01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:22,333 Congratulations on your engagement. 2079 01:22:22,416 --> 01:22:24,125 -Thanks. -Thank you. 2080 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:25,500 I'm really happy for you... 2081 01:22:25,583 --> 01:22:27,166 and for Noah. 2082 01:22:29,083 --> 01:22:30,000 Merry Christmas. 2083 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:31,791 Merry Christmas! 2084 01:22:33,791 --> 01:22:35,291 So, I'm heading back to the city tomorrow, 2085 01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:39,959 but I'll give you guys a call about scheduling some visits. 2086 01:22:40,041 --> 01:22:41,166 Yeah, sounds good. 2087 01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:43,500 Okay. See you. 2088 01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:45,291 Let's go. 2089 01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:46,458 Hey, Zane... 2090 01:22:46,541 --> 01:22:48,250 we're doing a family breakfast 2091 01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:49,500 tomorrow morning around 10:00 if you want to join. 2092 01:22:49,583 --> 01:22:51,375 Really? 2093 01:22:51,458 --> 01:22:53,166 Yeah. 2094 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:55,000 It's Christmas... and you're family. 2095 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,834 Thanks, Mike. 2096 01:22:59,916 --> 01:23:01,416 That, uh, means a lot. 2097 01:23:08,250 --> 01:23:10,041 Wow, looks like we both won a trophy. 2098 01:23:11,791 --> 01:23:12,916 I was talking about the ring! 2099 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,875 Congratulations. 2100 01:23:14,959 --> 01:23:16,959 Thanks. Back atcha. 2101 01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:18,375 So, does this mean 2102 01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:20,750 that you'll be hosting The Christmas House next year? 2103 01:23:20,834 --> 01:23:21,834 No. 2104 01:23:21,916 --> 01:23:24,250 This is The Christmas House. 2105 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:27,500 Always has been, always will be. 2106 01:23:27,583 --> 01:23:28,625 Yeah. 2107 01:23:28,709 --> 01:23:31,166 But... 2108 01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:34,125 I hear your mom is looking to sell. 2109 01:23:34,208 --> 01:23:35,166 Wait. 2110 01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,125 Does this mean that you--? 2111 01:23:37,208 --> 01:23:38,834 We've talked about it, 2112 01:23:38,916 --> 01:23:41,959 and we've been away long enough. 2113 01:23:42,041 --> 01:23:44,041 I mean, they like baked goods in New York, right? 2114 01:23:44,125 --> 01:23:45,750 I just... 2115 01:23:45,834 --> 01:23:49,458 we want our kids to grow up here... 2116 01:23:49,541 --> 01:23:52,041 with family... 2117 01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:53,791 because they've got a great one. 2118 01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:56,125 We all do. 2119 01:23:56,208 --> 01:23:58,500 ♪ Nothing has changed ♪ 2120 01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:01,500 ♪ I still wish you could be... ♪ 2121 01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:05,625 ♪ With all the lights on the trees ♪ 2122 01:24:05,709 --> 01:24:09,083 ♪ Even Christmas can't compete with your glow ♪ 2123 01:24:10,916 --> 01:24:12,250 ♪ It's a shame you can't see ♪ 2124 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,666 ♪ Even Christmas can't compete with your glow ♪ 2125 01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:19,666 It's so nice 2126 01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:21,625 that our grown sons are acting like grown-ups again. 2127 01:24:23,333 --> 01:24:25,709 Mike! Did you eat my pizza? 2128 01:24:25,791 --> 01:24:26,791 You animal! 2129 01:24:29,041 --> 01:24:30,125 Almost always. 2130 01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:33,666 Billie said her first word. 2131 01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:34,500 It was... 2132 01:24:35,709 --> 01:24:37,000 -What was it? -It was "Dada"! 2133 01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:38,916 It was! 2134 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:41,083 -And it was amazing. -It was amazing. 2135 01:24:41,166 --> 01:24:43,083 But it... 2136 01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:45,166 it was about me, though. 2137 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:46,416 She said it my direction. 2138 01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,709 Doesn't matter. We're both "Dada". 2139 01:24:49,791 --> 01:24:51,834 Great. Everyone wins. 2140 01:24:51,916 --> 01:24:53,083 Yup. 2141 01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:54,416 But it was about me. 2142 01:24:56,625 --> 01:24:58,250 Still in New York. 2143 01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:01,834 I'm finding ways to keep things interesting. 2144 01:25:06,291 --> 01:25:07,916 Oh, it's... it's mine. 2145 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,083 I gotta... I gotta take this. 2146 01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:15,750 She's the best. 2147 01:25:15,834 --> 01:25:18,416 Noah is doing magic again, 2148 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,875 and he has a little friend now who has joined his act. 2149 01:25:20,959 --> 01:25:22,791 Mom... stop. 2150 01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:25,041 She's very into magic. 2151 01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:27,916 This is so embarrassing. 2152 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,959 You could always make yourself disappear. 2153 01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:31,000 Oh, yeah. 2154 01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:35,875 The student has become the teacher. 2155 01:25:35,959 --> 01:25:39,375 I mean... he's getting really good at this. 2156 01:25:39,458 --> 01:25:40,541 It's kind of creepy. 2157 01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:44,250 Members of the jury, have you reached a verdict? 2158 01:25:45,916 --> 01:25:46,791 We have, Your Honor. 2159 01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:50,875 We find the defendant not... 2160 01:25:52,541 --> 01:25:53,750 Line? 2161 01:25:53,834 --> 01:25:54,750 -Guilty. -Guilty. 2162 01:25:54,834 --> 01:25:58,375 Very, very not guilty. 2163 01:25:58,458 --> 01:26:02,250 Not... guilty! 2164 01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:03,375 How was that? 2165 01:26:03,458 --> 01:26:04,750 -Was it... a little too much? -Cut!