- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
- Kids. - Time for a photo.
- Ah!
- Kloie, that's enough screaming.
- Life is busy as a mom.
- [bleep] is heavy.
- But tonight, we're taking a break...
- Do you want a blanket? - Yes.
- Cuddling up... My favorite blanket.
- All right.
- And tuning in to our favorite show.
- You guys ready to see? - Press play.
[upbeat music]
- Last week, Cate tried to plan a babymoon,
but Tyler surprised her instead.
- OK, get it together, Tyler.
- Gary agreed to attend therapy with Amber.
- Are you serious? - Well.
- I love how they work together, though.
- Maci reconnected with Taylor.
- Sometimes it's annoying
because I just like him so much.
- Ooh, she want more of her daddy.
- While Mackenzie's dad came for a visit.
- You're here! - Everybody loves Brad.
- Yeah, I stan Brad, for real. both: Aw.
- And Cheyenne delivered baby Ace.
- Not the angle.
- I didn't expect to see the baby, like, raw like that.
- Raw, unseasoned.
And we can't wait to see what happens next.
- It's a "Girls' Night In." - You can press play on this.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Good to see you again. - Yeah.
You, too, man. - Yeah.
- All right, ladies and gentlemen.
- Sit my ass here and eat this [bleep] cinnamon roll
because this is the goddamn finale,
and I pray to God there's some type of drama.
- I'm so excited for--oh. [laughter]
- Where do you want to sit?
Are you going to stay on the floor and do your coloring?
- [chuckles] - No?
- No, no, no.
- I'm ready to see how this season ended.
- Me, too. - Me, too.
- I hope it ended awesome. - And I want to see the baby.
- You guys ready to see-- - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm. - What's on this week?
- Let's get this started.
- The monkeys are back.
- They always do monkeys for Mackenzie
and then a sloth for Amber.
- Josh and I are super busy with work,
and I have no idea what I'll do
for child care in the summer.
- How does she have the energy for that?
- I don't [bleep] get it.
- Oh my God.
- I wish I had the energy to work out like that.
- Same.
- I would have passed out during that workout.
- I need to start. As I'm shoveling food into my face.
- The kids are out of school.
- So what are you going to do? Are you going to have help?
- No.
- You definitely need to do something.
I mean, you cannot-- - Yeah.
- --do everything.
- Put them in a summer camp.
- Girl, summer camp is so freaking expensive.
- I got a fish. Oh, there he came out.
- That's a pretty fish.
- Brad caught a fish. - Cook it.
Season that [bleep]. - I love that.
- They better eat the fish after.
- I want to go fishing.
- For real.
I would love to catch a fish and eat it.
- What do you think about Jaxie coming and staying with me
for the rest of the summer?
- Why separate the kids?
Why not take all of them? I'm confused.
Why just her? - I was gonna say.
Why just Jaxie?
- I don't like that.
- Why doesn't he want to take the boys?
- Because they're bad as hell.
- Would you let our kids go?
- Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know if I'd take the offer.
I mean, because it's your kid, but you also--
you also need a break and it's good for the kid.
- I might be like, mm, they can go for the weekend,
and then they need to come back home.
- I could never send her anywhere.
Not having our kid a whole summer would be weird.
What would we do?
- Ah.
- She needs pampered a little bit.
- She needs pampered.
So you're going to take her to get her nails done?
- Huh?
Dang right, if that's what she wants.
- Her dad seems so sweet. - Come on, Mackenzie.
- I miss her. - I know.
- Girl, let your daddy take that baby.
- That is a little bit of time, though, the whole summer.
- Girl, you got plenty of other kids to worry about.
Let him take the baby.
- If I was Mackenzie, I would say yes, because I
think her dad really needs it. - Yeah.
- She can't go with Grandpa.
She--she finna go to summer school.
- Ugh.
I think I'd probably judge Mackenzie if she let her go.
- That's a lot of honesty.
But at least you're keeping it real, bitch.
- Yeah, I think I'd judge her on that.
I can't be friends with people that
ship their kids off for the summer.
- What the [bleep]?
You never know the circumstances.
- Nah.
- It's Cheyenne. - Oh, it's our friends, babe.
- [scoffs] Our friends.
all: Aw! - Oh my gosh, baby Ace.
- He's so cute. - He's so cute.
- He looks like Zach. - He's so cute.
- He's so adorable.
- Aw, I miss the baby stage. - Look at that bassinet.
- I know.
- That's when I'm like, OK, I want to have another baby just
for a second, just to smell the little baby smell,
and then I'm done.
- I am up so much.
- It's hard. - Yeah, Chey.
That's why I only got one, girl.
- I love babies, but the newborn stage is hard.
- Yeah, that was, like, the worst time of my life
was when she was a newborn.
- Yeah, I'm not going to cap.
I was a piece of [bleep], so--
- You didn't help, like, at all.
Like--
- Yeah, but if baby two ever happened--
- I'd be lounging around, chilling, feet up,
like, you remember what happened with Kloie?
So it's your turn.
I'd get one of them strap-a-titties.
- You'd make me breastfeed?
- Yeah. - [laughs]
- I helped you with Nova, but I do not help you with Stella.
I could not do it. If I touched her, she cried.
- Stella was just a crybaby. She just stopped crying.
She's five now.
- I mean, did she just stop crying?
Because I swore she was crying earlier.
- But we had two. - Yeah.
- We had two newborns at the same time.
So Ali might have woke up one time,
and then Aleeah would wake up a different time.
The first few weeks, I wouldn't even say--
it's the first few months, it's a challenge.
- Yeah, it's a major adjustment.
- Right now I feel like I'm just getting zero sleep.
both: Aw.
I remember that feeling, feeling like I had to feed him
every two hours, but then I got to get
him to go back to sleep. - Yeah.
- So I can go back to sleep.
That takes maybe about 30, 40 minutes.
By the time I go to sleep and wake back up to feed him
again, I got, like, 20 minutes of sleep
within that whole time.
- And on top of that, Ryder wakes up still
Around, like, 4:00 a. m., and comes, and climbs,
and gets in our bed.
- Cut that out. Cut it out.
Mm-mm.
Sorry, Ryder girl.
[upbeat music]
That's a cute little bridge.
Isn't it? - It's just a bridge, baby.
- Oh, it's cute.
- We need that, like, night away or that weekend away.
- Y'all deserve it. - For real.
- Agree.
I think a night away just the two of us would be nice.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- I think every couple needs that.
- For sure. - Her hair looks cute.
- Hi. - Hi.
- What are you doing?
- We're going to do, like, this overnight date-night
thing at a bed and breakfast.
- Fun. - Oh, that'll be cute.
- And the whole night, we don't talk about the kids.
- Just act like they don't exist.
- What are you gonna talk about?
- Yeah, that's part of the problem.
If we don't talk about the kids, then...
- Have nothing to talk about.
- We're in deep doo-doo.
- I think a lot of couples go through that.
You get caught up in daily life.
And it's take care of the house, take care of the bills,
take care of the kids, all this stuff.
And you--
- It's like a roommate stage is kind of what it is.
I mean, that's what I call it, is the roommate stage,
because you feel like more like roommates
than, you know, significant others.
- What if we realize that we actually don't
enjoy each other's company?
- Who don't? - That just escalated quick.
- I was too busy eating a damn raspberry.
- Oh.
- That's scary.
- Maybe it doesn't feel like it used
to feel before they had kids.
- Yeah.
- Well, just show up naked. [bleep].
- Show up with no clothes on.
- Just go to the damn date night.
- No clothes at all.
[bleep], even take the hair ties out.
- [bleep] it, all of it.
- They need to have a little conversation.
- Like, what if this date night makes
me or him learn we don't want to have any more date nights?
- We should do that. - What?
- Do, like--like, where we go on a little
trip just me and you, and then act like we don't have a kid.
- Hey, don't put your hand on that.
You're about to knock all that over.
- Act like we're, like, hot, horny 20-year-olds again.
- When? [laughter]
- What happens when you're--when--
when there was a baby in her tummy?
- Then the baby eats the food.
- When Mommy got a baby in her tummy,
she has to make sure she eats enough for two people.
- Maybe I can have a baby sister?
- Let's play the next episode.
- Can you play the-- yeah, the next segment.
- How come white people got these nice bridges?
- We got some nice bridges.
- Golden Gate. - Yeah.
- That ain't orange.
It's rust. [laughs]
- It's actually red. - It's rust.
- I really wanted to go on a babymoon.
- What is a babymoon? - I don't know.
I done heard so many different baby-event terms
from this show.
- Yeah, a baby sprinkle, a babymoon.
- I would do a babymoon, but we vacation
together all the time. - But wait.
I still don't understand the concept.
Like, while she's pregnant?
Well, I know Jade, and you can't
drink while you're pregnant.
So it wouldn't really be much of a hurrah.
[laughter]
- How are you feeling? What's going on?
You feel good?
- I feel fine, besides my cankles.
- Yeah. - Can you see it?
- Oh, she got the cankles. Goddamn!
- Not the cankles, Cate.
- Them cankles are cankling. [chuckles]
- I got really bad cankles when I had Braeson.
- Yeah, my feet was swollen. - My feet are still big.
- You got that? - Nah--yeah.
- What happened to you when you were pregnant?
What's your body changes?
- I got fat.
I got--I had cankles.
- I'm like, everybody gain weight, girl.
- No, everything about me was fat.
That [bleep] was hard.
- That attitude was fat. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, for sure, girl. I seen them.
- Yeah.
- Yep, yep, they're just swelling.
- Yeah, if I was pregnant and he would have said that to me,
I would have probably cried. I was, like, very sensitive.
The doctor made me cry because out of nowhere,
I just gained a whole bunch of weight.
So I went to the doctor, and he was like, yeah,
I'm going to have to put you on a diet.
And he said in the sweetest way, though.
And I left out of there. I was bawling crying.
I was like, he thinks I'm fat and I'm a fat slob.
[bleep] this [bleep].
- Third trimesters always suck for me.
I've had restless legs with every single one of them.
- Oh, restless legs was the worst.
By that last month, remember, I cried at night
because I couldn't sleep.
So I wasn't sleeping.
- Yeah, I couldn't sleep, either.
- Oh, you couldn't sleep inside my tummy?
Why couldn't you sleep in my tummy?
- Because I wanted to get out of your tummy.
- Oh, OK. Yeah.
- Then everybody asks, like,
are you sure this is your last? [bleep] yeah.
- Period. - Pfft.
- Do y'all want more kids?
- [clears throat] - Yeah?
- Are you guys planning on having any more?
- Mm-mm. - You're sure?
- Yeah. - 110%?
- 100% sure.
- Later on down the road, I want one more.
- I think I, like, want to adopt or foster.
- Let's say it at the same time for our next one.
Ready? - No, wait, wait, wait.
- One, two, three.
- Girl. - Boy.
[laughter]
- You want to have kids. - Yeah.
- I mean, I look forward to that one day.
- I'm good for right now.
- Maybe he's going to induce, you know?
- Yeah, but the only problem is,
is I don't want an epidural. - Oh.
- And if me being induced,
I'm going to have to have an epidural.
- Oh my gosh. She doesn't want an epidural.
- [scoffs]
- You don't want an epidural,
said every crazy woman I ever did encounter.
- I'm all about, listen, if it's going to save the pain,
save the pain because [bleep].
You want to do it natural, but the natural pain could be--
I mean, they say it's like the closest to death,
really, that women get--yeah.
- So that's why I'm just like, if I can poss--
if she can just come on her own, come on your own.
- Yeah, I would. I'll do it.
- Yeah.
Get the [bleep] out of here. [bleep]
[laughter]
But I don't think that they would even
let me have a natural birth because I've
already had two C-sections.
- Ooh!
- Everyone says each kid gets faster and faster.
That's when women have them in the car.
- Oh, that'd be sick-- - That would be crazy.
- To have the baby in the car.
- Well?
- I just saw the doctor.
So I'm four centimeters dilated.
- Ooh, girl. - [inhales through teeth]
Oh, [bleep].
- She's four centimeters dilated? Damn.
- And she's driving? - Yeah, right?
No contractions?
- My mama didn't let me drive when I was pregnant.
It was the weirdest thing ever.
I was like, Mom, my stomach does
not have anything to do with my eyes, or my hands, or my feet.
- I couldn't drive. I didn't have a license.
- So Dr. Niver did the membrane sweep,
which was uncomfortable.
- Ooh, she got that [bleep], too?
- Her glove, it was, like, blood.
And she's like, that's normal.
It's called, like, a bloody show.
- OK. [chuckles] - She's like--
- Mm-mm. - A bloody show?
- Mm-mm. - Cut the show.
- Hell no.
I would not get that.
- She's like, you know, if you're having contractions
you have to breathe through and they're
consistent, then go in.
- Mama, Mama, does that mean the baby can come tomorrow?
- She excited. - That's cute.
- Aw.
- Leading up to you having Ariah, was Zay excited?
- Kind of. - Did he understand?
- I feel like he understood a little bit.
But at the same time, I don't think he fully understood
until, like, she was there.
- I hope you come out soon.
- Me, too.
- I want to meet her, and you want her out.
- Uh-huh, yeah.
- Aw.
- I want to meet her, and you want her out.
- Oh my gosh. She's so cute.
- I love her accent.
- Yeah, I like how her Rs are still kind of Ws.
- I love the way she talks. - Her little voice.
- I just cannot imagine being pregnant with an alien-form,
life-like entity inside of me growing and sucking...
- It's trippy.
- My freaking energy and my soul.
It just makes me gag, and it's, like, sad
because it's a beautiful moment.
But like, for me--
- And they got mad kids, too. Like, I don't--that's a lot.
That's a party.
- And that [bleep] is pissing and [bleep] inside you.
Like, why? I cannot imagine.
And then pushing it out.
Oh my God.
[sighs] I feel nauseated.
- I could actually see you pregnant
and pushing out a baby. I can see it.
- I can actually see you catching
these hands for even putting that on me. Like, really.
- I can see it. - Not my thing out in the open.
- ♪♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪♪
- Mm-mm. We don't need that.
- [chuckles] - We don't need that.
- I'm making music.
- ♪♪ I've been waiting in the city ♪♪
Where is this? - Florida.
I didn't make that up.
- Oh, it's a lot happening in Florida.
- So fishing was fun. It was like--
- Was it good to get your dad out?
- Who is that? Oh, Josh, Josh.
[laughter] I'm not being [bleep] funny.
I am not being [bleep] funny.
He just looked different to me for a second.
- My dad just literally came out and asked me
if Jaxie could go home with him for the summer.
- What y'all think he going to say?
- Yeah.
He just seems to have, like, no emotion about anything.
- Yeah. - For real.
- I'm starting to see that's the kind of person
he is, just nonchalant.
- Yeah.
- Now, Jaxie is having trouble in school,
and she does need to do schoolwork over the summer.
- Pawpaw can handle it.
- Is he, like, actually going to be, like,
doing the schoolwork
and doing all the stuff that like--
- She needs.
- She really needs, yeah, to help her with school?
- I don't know, man.
Brad can barely keep up with his sugar.
I don't know if he can keep up with a little kid
and her schoolwork.
But that's just me speculating. Yo no sé.
Yeah, I don't know nothing.
- You know, life is starting to get busy
for the both of us, so--
- I wonder what businesses does her husband have?
- I want to know, too, because didn't she say he was,
like, a business man or something?
Maybe that's why she just want to leave him.
- Who? - Her husband.
Maybe he has money.
- You know, with Jaxie being gone,
we only have to worry about two.
- He didn't even seem to, like, hesitate at all, though.
- I'm judging.
- Yeah, I think it would be good for the both of them.
- Sounds like we've made a decision.
- Oh, that's good. I'm excited for the grandpa.
- Oh, good.
- I'm going to miss her a lot. - Well, yeah.
- [laughs]
- What the [bleep] is so funny?
- [laughing] Nothing, man. Nothing, man.
- You been cracking up. - I know, bro.
I can't help it. [laughs]
Just leave me alone about it.
- Amber.
- You ready for some therapy, some real [bleep]?
- Probably heard so much about me.
- [chuckles]
[laughter]
- Gary is so funny.
He takes nothing seriously, so let's see how this goes.
- Gary better be open to receiving knowledge
about Amber right now.
- I brought him in for my session
because he's always kind of been
a little skeptic about some of my mental illnesses.
- Mental illnesses are big. - Mm-hmm.
But I think it's good that Gary is willing to understand it
for her. - Mm-hmm.
It says a lot about him.
- Me and my wife, we're trying to have
a relationship with Amber.
- I feel like Kristina should have been here.
Kristina needs to also understand
her mental illnesses from a professional, not from Gary.
- But like, I feel like it'll be too overwhelming at first.
So do it with Gary first,
and then do it with Kristina and Gary.
- Many people with borderline personality disorder
do have a hard time.
- Leah is definitely affected by, you know,
her mom not coming around.
- Of course she is.
- So how do we help Leah?
How do we start to take this brick wall down?
- Can Gary also make an attempt and take Leah to see Amber?
I feel like why is it always on Amber?
- I think Leah wants to see her mom make an effort.
- But I feel like Gary should also.
- Girl, I don't know.
- Since he's such an advocate for Leah.
- Of course, Gary is not going to go to every session.
He has a wife. You know what I'm saying?
But for him to understand her better as a mother,
so then he can go to Leah and say, it's not personal,
but there is a mental illness going.
- Right.
- And eventually, you start to understand that.
- I think she needs an outlet to express her emotions.
- A therapist, maybe? - Yeah.
- Then my goal for her would be to kind of work
towards a family therapy session.
- That's always good.
Therapy is something that everybody need to go into.
- If you're living on this floating rock,
you need therapy. - You need therapy.
- We made that decision with the girls,
and I think it's definitely benefited them more
than it has been hard for them
because Ali's diagnosis has always
been a huge part of our lives.
And Ali also owning her identity
and accepting that she has muscular dystrophy.
So that safe place for them to be able to talk about it
has been definitely beneficial, and I think it will
be beneficial for Leah, too.
- The more he understands Amber, the more he can--
- [indistinct]
♪♪ ♪♪
- What's happening?
- I was looking to see if my legs was ashy.
[both chuckle]
- How often do y'all take time for y'all's selves?
Like, what do you do to take time for yourself?
- Shower.
- Yeah, the only thing I do is sleep.
- Sometimes I might hang out with friends,
but Hazelee always can go, like,
hang out with people with me
because I don't like to be out like that.
- Or I'll go to the gym. - Yeah.
- I might not even work out while I'm there.
I might go there and scream.
- Yep. - But I get out the house.
That's my stress reliever.
- Is she about to go into labor?
- We're watching another birth.
- I started having contractions,
and my labor goes quick.
- It's baby time. - Damn.
- [bleep] this is the worst.
- Hopefully she doesn't pop it out in the minivan.
- Oh my God. What is she has the baby in the car?
- Stop. - Oh my God.
- Any moment now.
- Is she gonna have this baby in the car?
- No.
- I was in labor for, like, 14 hours, yeah.
- We was at the hospital for a while before you had her.
- Days. - I know.
[laughter] We was killing.
- I was getting mail at the hospital before she came out.
- [bleep] had a residency set up.
- Exactly. - Paying rent and all.
- All bills coming to the hospital.
- Right.
- I remember watching the baby come out.
I saw her head come out, and then I saw the umbilical cord
around Kloie's neck.
- Mm-hmm.
- And the doctor just, finessed it.
- Popped it off.
- He just, like, stuck two fingers underneath the cord,
wrapped it around her head, and then boom, she came right out.
- Popped her out. I know.
- Whenever I started pushing, it only
took me, like, 30 minutes because I just, like,
took a nap after they--
I think broke my water.
- You took a nap?
- I took a nap.
- How the [bleep] did you take a nap?
- Yeah.
- Those contractions hurt so [bleep] bad.
They had to give me drugs to go to sleep.
See, this [bleep] is not fair.
Whatever, bro.
- Just go, go, go. I'll watch the girls.
- Just get out of here.
- Go, go, go. [laughter]
- She rode up ready.
- Mama to the rescue. - For real.
She came rushing.
- Is she driving? - No, she's not driving.
- Oh.
- Oh, [bleep]. This is her fourth baby.
So it's like, at that point, they're just popping out.
- And she was already dilated four. This is serious.
- Oh, he's nervous.
- Girl already knows.
She's like, I don't want to do this.
- Scary. - Yeah.
- I knew it.
That laughing gas ain't gonna do nothing for you, baby.
- Wouldn't you want the epidural
so it don't hurt your coochie?
- The epidural sucked, too. - Yeah.
- Like, it's so painful getting that,
and then after they gave it to me, remember,
I went paralyzed for 15 minutes.
- Oh, yeah.
- My whole body went paralyzed,
and I almost fell off the table.
And I was like, what the [bleep]?
And then when I finally got out of it,
they were like, it happens sometimes.
And I was like, what the [bleep]?
- Don't you still get sharp pains from that thing?
- Hell yeah. - Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- Aw, she's talking to herself. - You are a tough bitch.
- [laughs] - You are a tough bitch.
- Words of affirmation.
- Self-motivation talk.
- For a second, I thought that was Tyler saying it.
- No.
- You've been through hell and back, bitch.
This is not going to stop you.
- We love a strong queen. - You got this, Mama.
- She's a tougher bitch than me.
- Yeah, it did. - Yeah, it did.
[laughs]
- It's almost like you forget how bad it is each time.
- You picked the bumpiest ride.
- Dude was just all of the streets.
- You picked the bumpiest road. - First of all--
- Let me tell you something. - The Bay area--
- As a man--no, no, no, let me tell you something right now.
- It's the Bay area. You tell me how many flat,
smooth streets we got in the Bay area.
- No, can you let me give this announcement?
As a man, I carry the baby for nine, ten months!
Don't say nine. Do the math.
Ten months.
The least you could do was get with the city planner
and find the best goddamn streets with no potholes.
That's the least you could do. I made a whole human.
- You did.
- And you couldn't go down into city center
and have a meeting? - You carried a baby.
I carry a lot of babies all the time, so--
- Oh, ha-ha. That's so funny.
- You better hurry up to the hospital, bro.
- I wonder how far they are from
a mother[bleep] hospital because they
are out in the country. - He is zooming.
You can see by his body language.
He is zooming.
- Ty, slap the minivan into sports mode.
- Yeah.
- She, for sure, going into labor right now, 100%.
- About to have that baby. - Oh, [bleep].
- That's giving my anxiety.
- Please don't give birth in the car.
Please don't do that. - Oh my God.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Taylor and I are having dinner
at a bed and breakfast tonight,
so we're dropping the kids off at my mom's house.
- Date night.
- Period. - That's good for them.
- With the crinkles. - I love that.
- Not a tri-curler. You seen that?
That curling iron had three curlers.
- It's called a crimper, love. A tri-curler?
You need to excuse yourself expeditiously.
- [bleep] is it? Like, it's--
- It's a crimper. Look at her hair.
See how it's wavy? - Oh.
- I hope it goes good for them. - Cute.
- We should do a bed and breakfast.
No, you're weird about people.
- My goodness.
- They're not allowed to talk about kids, right?
- Isn't it weird how oddly quiet it is?
- Yeah, because I don't have to get up
and get somebody some water. - Mm-hmm.
- Or yell at somebody for chewing with their mouth open.
- [bleep] You be yelling at me then,
girl, because I be chewing, I don't give a [bleep].
- They're, like, getting around talking about the kids.
- I know.
- They're not talking about them specifically.
- Y'all starting off bad. Zero out of then.
- I don't see the sparks.
[toast crunches]
- I'm gonna need earplugs for you eating that toast.
- Girl, if it's crunchy, it's crunchy. Like--
- Wasn't that, like, bruschetta?
Isn't it supposed to be crunchy?
- Was I supposed to be sucking on it, like, to make it soggy?
- There's no soft, silent way to eat those.
- Oh, no. What's wrong with her neck?
Why she doing that?
Is she stressed? - Ooh, goddamn.
- She's annoyed. - She seems irritated.
- Yeah.
- Oh, damn.
- You dropped a shrimp?
That's the best part, the shrimp.
- He's going to eat it? - No.
- Bless your heart. [laughter]
- That's Southern for, "You idiot."
- I thought this was going to be a relaxing dinner.
- Why is it not relaxing? Because the bread is too hard?
- He's trying. - Yeah, he is trying.
- I'm gonna go to bed.
- Oh, no.
- No, Maci.
You're supposed to make your husband's [bleep] [bleep]
not keep it soft.
- She should have just been under the table.
- Jesus Christ.
Make that [bleep] spicy because you
guys don't make that [bleep] spicy back at home.
- Girl, I would have been--
it would have been diablo hot sauce in that bitch.
- This is [bleep].
- Mm, salsa. - Mm!
- Ooh, salsa.
- Ah. - Close your mouth.
What? - It's hot.
- Spicy. - No way.
- Oh, oh! - [sighs]
[giggles softly]
- That's disgusting. - Blah.
- We're done. You're done.
- [breathing deeply] It's spicy.
- What's up with the sloth?
- The sloth is slothing.
I was going to say, damn, Gary is tall as hell.
- Oh, he stepped off the thing, and he got small again.
[laughter]
- I'm glad he went. - Mm-hmm.
- He's nice, isn't he? - Yeah.
- But things are coming.
- Do you understand her now or naw?
- It's crazy that they're sitting in a car together.
I can't do that [bleep].
Like, they're literally co-parenting right now.
I wish.
I don't know if I'll ever get there...
because I be wanting to...
both these baby daddies.
- I think it's interesting they drove together
instead of driving separate.
- You think so? - Yeah.
- Would you ever-- - Y'all bitches is shady.
- Kristina puts up with a [bleep] lot
because tell her ass to walk.
- If there's--
- I wonder, would Gary be equally
as cool if Kristina was this close with her ex.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Catelynn. - Racing.
- Oh, they about to have the baby.
- Baby time.
- [breathing rapidly]
- I will punch you for her.
- The emergency. Where is the emergency?
- Is it over here? - Tyler.
This is what I'm talking about. - Oh, Tyler, bro.
- Tyler, this is what I'm talking about.
- You asking too many questions.
- You should have mapped the entrance.
Negligence on your part. - Oof, I remember that feeling.
You get--you're so nervous
when you walking in the hospital.
Like, it smells like nervousness in there.
- Yeah, I'm here with my wife. She's in labor.
- Could someone open the damn door?
- Yeah. - And she's walking?
- Where's the wheelchair? Why you got her walking?
- I'm nine centimeters dilated.
- Ooh, nine centimeters?
- Ooh. - She barely made it.
- Ten, you start pushing.
- I'm too far along to get any pain medication.
- Too late to get epidural?
- For anxiety, yeah.
- I would have turned back around.
I'm not having this baby.
- Why is he pushing his thumb in her foot then?
- So Tyler is using a pressure point
the nurse showed him to help me.
- I know damn well she don't think that is
about to help with labor.
- Think about it like this, though.
If your foot hurts, if I punch you in the arm,
it's going to take your mind off your foot
for a little bit.
- Three hours into labor, and Rya Rose is born.
- Oh, [bleep]. - Aw.
- That's a cute name.
- Yay. We got the baby.
- The baby fell right out. - Oh my God.
- She's still got blood on her. Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
- This is the part in my birth when I was like,
uh-uh, wash him off first.
- How you feeling, Daddy? - [laughs]
- How you feeling, Pops?
- The moment you meet your kid for the first time.
- It's very special.
- Seriously, though. - Mm-hmm.
- That's a moment you don't forget.
- Cute. - Oh, look at her little nose.
- What a little shnookums.
- Man, bro, she really just had a person.
- We do be having people. - Y'all do be having people.
- Oh, Tyler.
- Four kids later, look at y'all.
- Tyler's going to cry. Oh, yeah. He's crying.
- Yeah, yeah, he's already crying.
- He let them tears out when he needs to.
He does not hold back.
- Guess what? No epidural.
- Ooh, that's what you wanted, girlie.
- Damn, she's a pro.
She's acting like this ain't [bleep].
- I was just about to talk [bleep] to her,
saying epidural. - Mm-hmm.
- And then I realized that that's how you spell it.
- OK, what did you think it was?
- "Epiduro."
- OK, let's never say that again.
- That's why--[laughs] - Hey, can I get an epiduro?
She finna to have a baby.
- Hey, she need an epiduro, cuz.
[laughter]
Ain't epiduro done by, like, an epidemiologist?
- Bar, stop.
- [laughs] I'm just playing. - You stop now.
- [laughs]
- That [bleep] hurt so bad.
- I could not have done it without the epidural.
- Me, neither.
- Just imagine, like, being able to feel
your whole vagina rip.
- No. - Just--[blows raspberry]
- So your bones that you have right here
are stretching apart ten centimeters.
- You ain't got to tell me. I know it hurts.
- You understand that, right? - I understand.
- She's a boss.
- All right, honey, you get some rest.
- I will. I love you.
- Hi, little baby. I miss when Amor was so little.
- I think you have more baby fever than I do.
- I just want to hold her.
- Or smell her little neck. - I know.
- If I had another kid, it would probably be when--
- With another bitch because I ain't having another kid.
I'm not. I don't want to.
- I'm gonna be a Pawpaw at some point.
- You will.
You gonna be a young Pawpaw too, a fine Pawpaw.
Just telling you what I know. - Yeah, and you know.
- Mm-hmm.
And I'm going to be a fine granny.
- What they say? Black don't crack.
- Well.
- I might crack a little bit because I'm--
- I was gonna say half of you might crack.
- I might a crack a little bit. - You'll be all right.
Botox for people like you.
[laughing] No, I'm just kidding.
[upbeat music]
- I want to go kayaking again.
- Brianna, every time you see somebody doing something,
AKA, Mackenzie, you want to [bleep] do it.
- I want to do it. - Fishing...
[bleep] kayaking. - Stuff in the water.
- I wanted to talk to you about something.
- Oh, they're really letting her go.
- She's sending her.
- Pawpaw asked me if you would want to come home with him.
- Oh, she hype.
- Ooh, she's really excited. - She's so excited.
Let that baby go with her grandpa.
- That's a yes, Mama.
- Here's the thing. You have to do work.
I'm going to send you your tablet.
I know Pawpaw ain't going to make you.
I know Pawpaw is going to let you do whatever you want to do.
- So then why send her?
- Hopefully, she just does her schoolwork.
- Do you think this kid is going to do her schoolwork
on her own?
- So why [bleep] send her there,
knowing that she's falling behind?
- What if I start missing you,
and I get really sad and start crying?
- I'll put my thumb on the moon.
- Yes, that's what we'll do.
Every night, we'll put our thumb on the moon
and know we're putting our thumb on the same moon.
- Why didn't I think of that? - That's so cute.
- When I was away from you guys,
I would--at night, I would stare at the moon.
- And then you would know I was staring at the same moon?
- No.
- You know what, Mackenzie?
I talk a lot of [bleep] about you, girl,
but I'm finna to take that one.
- That was cute. - I'm snatching it.
- OK, Jaxie has a surprise for everyone.
Say, I'm coming home with you guys.
both: Whoo.
- Nah. Nope.
I don't want to watch this.
Where is Gannon? How is he feeling?
Where is Broncs? How the [bleep] is he feeling?
Hell no. Why the two can't go?
And why is she even going?
- I just know that if it ain't all the kids,
it's none of the kids.
- You're gonna get spoiled.
- I know why Jaxie is excited.
Grandparents let you by with everything, so--
- Grandparents are questionable.
- They are. - They suspect.
- Suspect.
[upbeat music]
all: Cheyenne.
- Oh, she looks pretty.
- Her hair is always laid.
- It looks like a fake baby.
- I'm a big sister.
[laughter]
- Are you going to help me plan the wedding, Ry?
- Yeah, Mommy, I know what's for a wedding.
I'm being the flower girl. I'll practice it right now.
- OK, go practice on being a flower girl.
- Oh, there she goes throwing the flowers out,
trying to pretend she a flower girl.
[laughing] That's so funny.
It's like, here we go. Let's throw them.
- Now, they're trying to plan a wedding.
- Right after a baby, planning a wedding.
Ooh.
- I'm going to give you a slight break right now.
- No, that is for you. This is your look.
- You want no input?
- You think I tried to throw it in with my colors and my suit.
And you were like, no. - Oh, yeah.
- Sounds familiar. - That's why we click.
- I feel like their wedding is gonna be big.
- Yeah, knowing them, their baby sprinkle was like--
- Amazing. It was beautiful.
- Yeah, I'm not even thinking about a wedding.
- Yeah, not right now.
- I'll take your suggestions when the time comes.
But just know they may-- may or may not be over--
- Overruled? - Overridden.
Overruled. Veto.
- Overwrote, stepped on, covered up.
- Overtyped, yes.
- I think our future wedding,
if you ever get lucky enough, all black.
Everyone wears black attire besides me and you
be in white.
It will be outside, super elegant,
greenery, bachelorette party, Vegas, me, Chau.
- Remember what Zach said? We're getting a titty tunnel.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Do you want to have a date? - Going on a date?
- In that bedroom.
- No. - Damn it.
[laughter]
- He's like, damn.
- Not yet, bud. I'm so sorry.
- Damn. [laughs] - Shot his ass straight down.
- Now, you got to get up and walk away, bro.
- Literally just gave birth to a human.
He's like, so what's up? - Yeah.
- How about the bedroom?
- So you're supposed to wait after you go to the doctor,
and they check you and they give you the clear.
- Some people don't wait, though.
- [bleep]. I was.
- Eight weeks or ten weeks, probably.
- I definitely waited longer than that.
- I was, like, messed up.
Like, I couldn't get, like, horny, at all.
So I literally like--
- I wanted nothing to do with sex.
- Until, like, nine months after.
- It makes you feel nasty. - Yeah.
- And I had to, like, force myself to do it.
[laughter]
- Even sometimes now, I don't--
like, I feel like I force myself, too.
Like, I don't want you, for real.
I'd rather, like, watch a movie.
- What are we about to truth or dare each other?
- All right, well, I pick truth.
Someone ask me a question.
- Is it true that you had sex with Ryan?
- Oh, [bleep].
- On Thanksgiving? - Just in general.
- In general, yes. On Thanksgiving, no.
- Truth or dare, Madison?
- Truth. - Don't get mad.
- Oh, what is it?
- If Christian were to, like,
want to have sex with you again, would you do it?
[laughter]
As like a sneaky, like, type thing?
[laughter]
- I want to say no, but I would be lying.
[laughter] - Oh my God.
- Truth or dare? - Goddamn.
- Damn. Um, truth.
I'm scared. - Is it true--
- I'm so scared. Shut up.
- Is it true that you miss Briggs,
or do you just miss the [bleep]?
[laughter]
Which one?
- I miss the [bleep]. [laughter]
Mama, don't kill me. [laughter]
My grandma watches this [bleep].
- I'm going to make more of an effort to connect with Taylor
because it's been tough.
- Good. As you should.
- I feel like that's more there--
- Now, this is more of their vibe.
- Just chug a few.
Take a beat, chug-a, chug-a, choo, choo.
- So in your head, when you're like,
eff this, I'd rather be by myself,
or rather find somebody else, or whatever you're thinking,
like, why do you stay?
- Why would he not stay, girl? That's the better question.
- Because I love you.
- But I mean, I love a lot of people
that I can't freaking stand.
- I love you.
So if I want to fight for it because I love you,
that's why I'm fighting for it. - That's enough for you?
- Yes, girl. - That's all you need.
- Is it not enough for her?
- Oh my gosh.
- This is making me sad.
- Maci, let him love you.
- I think because Maci is going through
so much as an individual, it's very hard to love other people
when you aren't happy with yourself.
- Also all the trauma that, like, Ryan has put her through
and stuff, I think it's very hard for her
to, like, accept the fact that somebody
finally actually loves her and appreciates her for her.
- Yeah, have a sip and calm it down, girl.
- So what's your reason?
- You better not say the kids. - The kids.
She gonna say the kids. - You cannot say the kids.
- Damn, taking her this long to answer?
- That's a big hesitation.
- Because I like you.
- Ah, OK, that's a good answer.
- But why she use "like" instead of "love?"
That's kind of weird.
- Because you can love somebody and not like them.
- You can also like someone and not love them, though.
- Yeah.
- I'd rather put up with your [bleep]
than not have your [bleep] to put up with.
- I like that answer. - Cheers to that.
- Cheers. [laughter]
- I love how he brought champagne,
and they both got beer.
- ♪♪ Yeah, that's how we do it ♪♪
- That's marriage.
- Because you're going to go through hard times
with somebody. It's got to be worth it.
- You know what's crazy is I can't imagine what
my life would be like if I didn't meet you
and wasn't married with three children.
- It'd be terrible. You'd be a bum under a box.
- I always think that. - Me, too.
- I can't imagine life without you and Kloie.
- I know I'll be OK without you.
- [gasps] - [gasps]
- What the [bleep]? - What?
- [bleep] damn.
Well, maybe he wouldn't be a bum under a box.
- She a little bit cold.
- Brr. - Be like, damn, bitch.
- I thought she was gonna tell the man
he couldn't live without you.
You told him, go on and live. [bleep] it.
I'll show you.
- I would be alone with Benny. - Mm-hmm.
- That's it, simple as that.
- With just one kid?
- He looks really hurt.
- Everybody should be able to depend on their self,
and that's OK. - Yes, absolutely.
- But whenever he's like, I couldn't imagine a life
without you, you don't just look and be like,
well, I definitely [bleep] could.
- Imagine it without you.
- I don't like people.
- That must have just, like, broke his heart.
- She said I don't like people.
That's basically saying that she doesn't like him.
- She don't like people? Damn. She was nice to us, though.
- She probably low-key don't like us.
- Damn. - Me, neither, girl.
- So the fact that I even liked you was impressive.
- No, she's saying she was impressed by him.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but the way that she worded all that,
that was kind of harsh.
- But she was like, I'll be fine.
- Here's to another five years, babe.
- Phew. - Maci's a little firecracker.
- [bleep] you.
[laughter]
- That's the appropriate response, the same way.
Whatever [bleep], bruh. [laughs]
- Oh.
Smoochy, smoochy.
- Just because they did it doesn't mean we have to do it.
[laughs]
- Punk-ass. - Yeah.
- I think they're just in that rough patch,
but as long as two people are willing to work,
and they both love each other and they want to make it work,
they can make it work.
- That's something that's common
in, like, a lot of marriages.
You got to throw a little more flavor in there.
You got to do something else to--
- Spice it up, wake it up. Have another baby. [bleep].
- [bleep] it.
That always make it interesting.
- If that won't wake you up, [bleep] it.
At least it'll give us a good show.
[laughter]
- Catelynn. - That's pretty.
What is that? - Mm-mm-mm.
- Is that cotton? - Answer that.
- Hi, Mama. - Hi, Nova.
- Can we see the baby?
- OK.
- Oh my gosh.
- Hi, Rya.
- I'm still a little upset that they chose that name.
Not gonna lie.
- You don't own it, girl. - I know.
Hi, Rya.
- I keep looking at their boobs, her and Cheyenne's.
After that baby, boobs.
Whoo.
- Does she weigh OK?
- She's so mature. - She's so concerned.
- She's six pounds. - Six pounds?
That's actually really normal for a newborn.
[laughter]
- She sounds so grown... - She's so smart.
- But so little at the same time.
- She's six pounds and I'm six.
- Period. What a great correlation.
- She had it like, wait. [laughs]
- Epiphany. - Aw.
- She's so excited and cute.
- I'm so happy. I got all my babies.
- Yeah, but that means you're going to have
to take good care of weekends.
And it's going to be a lot of work.
- She's so grown. - She telling them the real.
- I love her. - I love Nova.
- She is giving me main character vibes.
- Because she is the main character.
- Yeah, you're right.
It's a lot of work, but I think me
and your mom do a pretty good job.
- I'm proud of you.
all: Aw.
- That is so sweet. - That is so sweet.
- Look at the baby.
- This is the ending. Ah, it's over.
- She loves her kids. - Aw.
- She's beautiful. - I hope it works out for them.
- Uno, draw, or reverse.
[bleep] one of them kids if I was playing Uno.
Pow, pow, pow, po.
- Mm. - Aw.
- That is so cute.
The "Teen Mom" family just keeps multiplying.
- I hate when they show these montages
and it's always Amber alone.
- Right, and it always finish out on her being alone.
- Yes.
- Aw. Oh my God.
Ace looks like one of those fake babies.
- Aw. - They are so cute.
- Yes, ma'am. Cheyenne is always serving.
- She is so pretty. - Yes, bitch, yes.
- She's too [bleep] pretty. - Uh-huh.
- OK, serve.
- Aw. - Look how ready she is.
- Why she don't got no damn shoes on?
- She has her bags and everything, but no shoes.
- She really let her daughter go.
That's some [bleep]. - [indistinct] though.
- Oh, no.
- She about to have a lit rest of the summer.
- Mm-hmm.
Now that's a mom, if I see one,
holding the newborn and pushing the baby.
- They got their baby. - With the baby in her arms.
- That is so cute.
- That is cute. - Those swings are cute.
- Yes, that is so cute. That looks fun.
I want to swing. - That does look like fun.
That is so cute.
- Why do those always make me want to cry?
- [dramatic voice] Executive producer, Morgan J. Freeman.
- That was a good episode.
- That was a really good episode.
- Whoo! - I think we done.
- Well, good on them. - [yawns]
- I hope they all work it out.
That's really ugly, and I'm leaving.
[laughter]
- I can't wait to see the reunion.
I'm sure it's going to be good.
Dr. Drew better ask why the [bleep] the other two kids
ain't go with Pawpaw.
- [dramatic voice] Did you have a baby as a teenager?
Is your life in shambles?
Do you feel cheated, abandoned, and used?
[slate claps]
- Who put this mic back here?
Because I was back here farting.
[laughter]
- All right, well, this is your house.
You clean up that mess. I got to go.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- On the season of "Girls' Night In"... - It's a reunion. - Fight, fight, fight.
- Everything that he does is for television.
I'm out. Bye.
- Here we go again.
- I want to talk to you about the visit with Carly.
- I might do a snatch-and-grab. - Oh, God.
- I felt like I got a bad rap from this season.
- No, girl, your hormones were off the hook.
- Physical connection... - Yeah.
- Is very important.
- Come on, Taylor, smack her ass, kiss her cheek.
- We figured out no one wants us together.
- Who said that?
- Everybody needs to give her a [bleep] break.