- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
[upbeat music]
- What's taking you guys so long?
- Life is busy as a mom.
- Where's the blankie?
- But tonight, we're taking a break...
- Cuddling up...
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- And tuning in to our favorite show...
- "Teen Mom OG."
- I'm ready. Let's go.
- Last week...
- Mackenzie lashed out at Josh.
- You're a dick, Josh.
I don't even want to be with him.
- Oh. - Damn.
- Leave his ass. What the [bleep]?
- Maci encouraged Taylor to see a therapist.
- What we can't do anything about
is what happened to Maci, but what we can do is show up.
You were there. - Good husband.
- Take notes, Sean.
- I was literally thinking that in my brain.
- Gary consulted a parenting coach.
- Amber wants the relationship. Leah don't.
- I should get a parenting coach
'cause I got some [bleep]-up baby daddies.
- Cate and her family visited Carly.
- It just never gets easier.
- No, but you know what?
You wouldn't be human if it did.
- Why am I crying real tears?
- It's okay.
- And Cheyenne went into labor.
- Breathe. Don't hold it in. Breathe.
- That's the most irritating thing, breathe.
Get out of my face.
- Oh, my God.
- And we can't wait to see what happens next.
- It's a "Girls' Night In."
- [laughs]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Bring me my snacks.
Bring me my snacks.
- I'll get the drinks, and you get the food.
- I'm trying to get comfy up in here.
- Abso-fru-tuely. - Do you want a blanket?
- Mm-mm.
- You like champagne. - I do.
- Right? - I like any liquor.
[laughter]
- Come on.
- Well, I'm just snug as a bug in a rug.
- Yes, cheese.
- You got the remote this time?
- Mm-mm. - Mm-mm?
- Why is there donuts on top of chicken?
- Donuts on top of chicken.
- She didn't know where to put it.
- I didn't know where to put it.
- Briana, what the [bleep]?
That is not the salty and sweet combo that I want.
- It's all right.
- That [bleep] is sitting on my [bleep] salami.
- It's okay.
It's all good.
- ♪♪ T-T-T-Talk to me ♪♪
- Gary got on pink shorts.
- Around the time when Amber was apologizing to us,
she had also mentioned to me about going
with her to her psychiatrist.
- So this is after the home-wrecking whore video.
- I'll probably let her know that I'm gonna go with her.
- Once again, I get put on the back burner.
- Aw, that's sad.
- I don't like her answer.
- I'm confused on how she's being put on the back burner.
- Right.
I'm suspicious of her.
That could have went-- - I got a eyebrow up.
- Right, right.
But if he goes to therapy with her and they talk--
- He ain't trying to get back with her...
- Right. - Or get booty.
- Right, but at least he can have a better understanding
or--or possibly gain something to help
Leah bring her forward.
That would be a great start.
But home chick, I'm not feeling her.
- She's his wife.
I feel like if I was her, I wouldn't really give a [bleep]
about what Amber was--is that needed?
- Because I'm not trying to be cool
with my--my ex's new boo.
- But I think she's pretty chill.
- Not cool like that.
- But I'm like, is that necessity for her, too?
- We have an understanding that my kid lives with you.
- Yeah.
- And like, we respect each other, but I don't--
I wouldn't want to know what you got going on.
- You want to go? - No.
- You think I should go?
- If it's gonna help. - Do you think I should go?
That's not an answer.
- If it's gonna help our relationship--
- If you don't want me to-- if you don't want me to go--
- I'm not gonna stop you from going.
- Why don't you both go, right?
- Because you're not the mother, boo.
Just have a seat for a second.
Let's deal with what's really the situation.
We appreciate you being here... - Right.
- As a bonus, but pipe down.
- Right, right.
- Let Gary navigate the waters and pat him on the back
as he goes. - Right.
- But I gotta commend Kristina for really being calm.
- She's always calm.
I've never seen this girl ever raise her voice.
- I mean, if it were me, I'd probably break down and cry.
I'd probably feel, like, intimidated that I was being,
like, the third wheel.
- Kristina shouldn't be mad that Gary's going.
It's for the benefit of Leah.
- I think they should all go.
- Yeah. - In due time.
- Unfortunately, I have a life to share
with Amber between my baby.
- Unfortunately? - Period. Yeah.
- He just said, unfortunately?
- That was rude.
- Mackenzie.
- ♪♪ Build each other up ♪♪
- No shoes on the couch.
- Shut up. [laughter]
[line trills]
- Hi.
- Who's that? - Who's that?
- Her brother. - Oh.
- I'm still praying every night that everyone
just wants to move to Florida and live a better life.
- She hyping up Florida way too damn much.
- Florida.
- I was about to say, I want to be in Florida.
- I would move to Sarasota.
- No.
Stop coming here.
Our housing's going to [bleep] up.
- I would love for Dad to come visit me.
- Yeah.
- I think she thinks that it would be a fresh start
for him, which is-- - I think it would be good.
- Yeah, it's very possible.
- Okay, the kids want to ask you something.
- Could you come to Florida with us?
- Hey, I was gonna say that.
- Yeah, I think this is gonna be good for him.
- Okay. - Bye, Papa.
- Say, love you, Papa.
- I love you, Papa.
both: That's good.
- Gosh.
- See? Yeah. - You kids.
- She's like, these mother-[bleep] kids.
Can't even get a mother-[bleep] phone call in.
I feel you, sis.
[bleep] kids, man. - [bleep] kids.
- No, Briana, you have kids.
- I love my kids, but they can be kind of annoying.
[gentle music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Oh, it's the music.
- Uh-oh, what's happening? - Is she giving birth?
- Is she having a baby?
- Oh, yeah.
- ♪♪ Happy birthday ♪♪
- Oh. - She in labor.
- She's having the baby right now?
- Yep. - Oh, my God.
- Five hours into labor.
Epiduraled up.
- Oh, my God.
- Ah, so emotional.
- Aw. - Oh, they're watching.
- That's crazy with COVID, though, how, like,
every--it's so separate. You can only have--
- Through Zooms. - Yeah.
- Like this is-- - This is the future.
I remember, all my family were just busting up in the room.
Hey, hon. And I'm straddled up.
I'm like, get the [bleep] out.
- How you feel?
- I'm okay. - You're okay?
- I'm just getting tired.
- You look great.
- Why don't you close your eyes?
- Ooh, I know she wore out.
- She was glowing her whole pregnancy, though, for real.
- Yeah, she looked-- she looked amazing.
- Mm-hmm.
- ♪♪ Still ♪♪
- 11 hours.
Ooh, my God.
- Wow. - Oh, wow.
- Not the angle.
[cheering]
- Oh, [bleep].
- Here we go. - Oh.
- I'm gonna cry. - I know.
We're not crying.
Oh, my God.
Aw. - Aw.
- That moment.
- I feel dizzy.
- Yay, Ace.
- That's the best moment as a mom.
- How can you have a beautiful moment
with your child when the [bleep]
is wide open like that? Like, I just--
- 'Cause you don't give a [bleep]
once the pain kicks in. - You don't care.
You've already been open like that for a long time.
Everyone's been looking.
- Hands been up there.
Flashlights been up there, like--
- Tools, everything.
- [bleep]
- She made that look so easy.
[laughter]
- Seriously.
- Bitch, that [bleep] look scary as [bleep].
- It is. It is. - That baby was fresh.
- I didn't expect to see the baby, like, raw like that.
- Raw? Unseasoned?
- Unseasoned, like, all, like, and I didn't--
- It was rare, unseasoned.
- You know, I thought they was gonna blur it out
like how they blur out, like, boobs or something
like that. No, the baby was--
- You were gonna blur out the baby?
- No, I'm not saying that.
Like, I don't know.
I didn't expect-- - The baby came out fresh.
- Fresh as [bleep].
- Fresh out of the coochie.
- Give me that [bleep] 'cause
the only thing entertaining right now is this
goddamn "cahoochie" board. - For real.
- "Kaboochie" board? - "Kahoochie."
- What's a "kahoochie?" - This.
- This board. - Duh.
- No, isn't called "charchuterie"?
"Charchuterie"?
"Charchery?"
- "Kahoochie."
- Charcuterie board.
- Charcuterie.
- Am I saying it right?
- I think it's "charchuterie."
- No.
It's a--
- "Carchuterie."
- It's a "karuchi" board.
[upbeat music]
- Wouldn't it be nice to just go away, just me and you,
and not have to cook dinner or anything
for a few days with no kids?
[laughter]
- It makes parenting seem so miserable.
You're like, I need a break.
- Yeah, that sounds like a dream come true.
- Well, I was really thinking, I would love to plan,
like, for a babymoon.
- A babymoon? What's that?
- A baby what? - Babymoon.
It's like a honeymoon, but it's like a vacation
before you give birth to the baby.
I never even heard of that till now.
It's called a babymoon.
- It depends how pregnant I am.
If I'm still, like, pretty early on,
I would definitely go on a babymoon.
But once I'm full-blown wobbling, hell to the no.
- Remember when we made you go to Universal before--
- Yeah.
- When you were super pregnant?
The next day, you went into labor.
- She could be in Hawaii going on a walk and then pfft.
- I was thinking about going back
to that place in Puerto Rico we went to with all the girls.
- That was really nice, yeah.
- Hey, Puerto Rico.
- Oh, she gonna go to an island?
Okay.
- Ah.
Honey, that's a terrible idea.
See, my anxiety goes,
"I'm gonna go into labor on my babymoon."
- On my babymoon.
- And what am I gonna do?
- Delivering in Puerto Rico.
- [bleep]
- I'm sure my mom would help.
I'm sure your mom would help,
especially when Nova's out of school.
- But you want to do it soon because
you won't be able to travel.
- Catelynn's like, let's go tomorrow.
- After--once we have three kids,
we ain't ever gonna be able to go on vacation ever again.
[laughter]
- He's like, after this-- do it right now.
- Lockdown, bro.
I appreciate my one child.
It is enough work.
- [bleep] it. Let's go to Hawaii.
- Hawaii it is.
- Well, let's work on it because I'm down for that.
- Look at him, a supportive husband.
- What are they cooking, anyways?
- Mac and cheese. - I don't know.
Mac and cheese is my [bleep] favorite.
- When's the last time when we didn't have no kids?
- Shoot, I don't know, man.
- It's the chicken in the background for me.
[laughter]
♪♪ ♪♪
[line trills]
- Hey, question.
Maci, she's not feeling good,
but I've got to pick Bentley up.
And then I can get Maverick after that,
but would you be able to get Jade from school?
- Oh, yes.
I'll be there with bells on.
- Thank God for friends like that.
- That's a real-life friend.
- I do have a bone to pick with you.
- Oh, she upset.
- For what?
- Why he's not giving her eye contact?
- I don't know, I might tell you
if you stop looking at your computer.
- Uh-oh.
- He's like, oh, [bleep]. What'd I do now?
- Ashley called me and was like, Taylor called yesterday.
And then you asked her to pick Jade up from school
because I was sick.
I get what you were trying to do,
but there's a layer to this that--
I would prefer it not happen again.
- In my mind, as your husband, I was helping you out
on a day you didn't feel good.
- Right.
- He they daddy.
If Bar was like, oh, I had your mom
pick Holly up because you was sick,
I would have been like, okay.
- Well, then why is she trying to control him like that?
- I don't know. That's they daddy.
That's why I'm confused.
- Well, that's a lot of control then.
- They daddy made a call.
You didn't feel good.
He had some support to pick up the kids.
- She tripping. - She is.
- You know, Maci a little bit of a control freak.
It's giving control freak.
- Next time, when I have something to do,
especially with our kids,
either don't do it or run it by me first.
- Oh, for God sakes.
- I'm confused because she's appreciative,
but then she's not.
- She's basically saying, I appreciate
and I'm thankful for what you did,
but next time, I would prefer if you did it this way.
- Yeah. - But she was sleeping.
- But I'm kind of like that, too.
Like, I want to know what's going on
with my child all the time.
Like, if Sean went behind my back
while I was somewhere and, like, didn't tell me,
like, you were gonna pick up Kloie, I'd be like,
why wouldn't you tell me?
Just because--so I knew where my kid was,
but it wouldn't be like, you need to ask me.
I would just want him to tell me.
You know what I mean? - Right.
- I mean, I think it's ridiculous.
- That's what I'm saying.
Like, I'm not allowed to be angry?
- Yeah, you're allowed to be angry.
- She's like a--she's like a--
- Control. - She's like a bitch, man.
- A control person.
- I don't think she's allowed to be angry,
but she's allowed to express her concerns.
- I don't think she is angry, either.
- Now I feel like they're arguing for nothing
because it's really not that big of a deal.
- I feel him because he feels like he actually
did something right or wanted to do something right.
- And he feels put down.
- And he's still getting, you know,
like crucified for it. - Yeah.
- That's hard.
- I don't know. I gotta get Bentley.
- We got absolutely nowhere.
[tense music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Girl, it takes a village.
Let your village help and quit tripping.
- And then he was trying to help.
- Caviar is fish eggs, you know?
- Well, I love fish. - It's lean.
- But does it taste fishy?
- Well, to me, it tastes just right.
Now, you can have as much or as little
a bite as you would like.
But the point is--
- I'll put a little bit just for the first time ever.
- Check it out, see what you think.
What do you think?
- Wait a minute.
Oh, my God. - Well.
- Nasty.
I don't--oh, I can't do that.
- You can't? Oh, no.
Well, just more for me, then, I guess.
- Oh, my God, you eat all that?
Ugh. - Look at that.
C'est la vie.
- It's on my fingers.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
Isn't that beautiful?
See, that's Sarasota.
- My dad is about to be here, and the house is a mess.
I've been trying a chore chart with the kids,
but it obviously hasn't worked.
- Uh-uh, they're old enough to be doing chores.
- Okay, ten minutes away, guys.
Let's make the couch.
Oh, my gosh. Come on, Broncs. Get up.
We gotta get trash.
Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo, woo.
- Chore charts are so difficult with kids, I feel like.
- What?
- Have you ever tried a chore chart?
- A chore chart? Yeah. - With stickers?
- No, it was just, you do this before you get on your game.
- Right, I'm saying an actual chart for them to, like,
come to every single time.
- Well, I have, like, a dry-erase board on my fridge.
- Yeah, and it has like a list--like, do this,
this, this, and then you can play
on your phone and your game. - Yeah.
- Until this is done, like, don't touch it.
- Don't touch your game. - Yeah.
- I feel like parenting nowadays
is, like, way more laid back. I feel like--
- I was doing [bleep] at, like, eight.
- I was about to say, I was making--
helping my mom prep for dinner.
She was in college. I was cleaning.
- Dishes and all types of [bleep], laundry.
- I was literally putting stuff in the stove.
- Yes, like, I was very much doing stuff.
- They ain't doing [bleep].
[horn honks]
[screaming]
- Open the door! Open the door!
Ah!
- I love her dad.
- Everybody loves Brad.
- Yeah, I stan Brad, for real.
- Aw.
- He just seems like such a kind soul.
- And like, seeing that connection
he has and the love he has for his grandkids is like, ah.
- Cute.
I'm happy they brought Dad down.
- Right, right, right. He needs that support.
- I like seeing her dad.
He's--he's sweet.
- You're here.
- Oh, he sweaty.
I told you it's hot in Florida.
- It probably was raining.
- Y'all want to come here. [bleep] around and find out.
- It's raining. You see her? She got drops on her shirt.
- Oh, I thought that was sweat.
I was like, I told y'all mother-[bleep] don't come here.
It's too damn hot.
- I've never been--
I've never been to Florida, never.
- Barb, you're missing out.
They have more rich, eligible bachelors down there.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, and they're all retired.
And they--a lot of them have boats.
I don't mean just a boat like a fishing boat.
- Yeah, like a yacht. - I mean like a yacht.
- Wow.
Well, I might just have to go down there.
We'll have to go--
I'll have to go do my lips and Botox and--
♪♪ ♪♪
- Hey, Ryder.
I got a surprise for you.
- Ooh.
- Oh, I bet she's gonna see the baby.
- You know, after Ryder, you looked like you
had been through a fight.
- Yes. [laughter]
The labor was--was--
was pretty easy or--
- When it was time to push, it took less than, like,
five minutes to get him out.
- Damn. - Damn.
- See, I told you it was easier with the second one.
- She look stressed to me. - [laughs]
- Who does he look like?
- Me.
- He looks like me, duh. - I love her.
- Every time I would wake up,
Zach would be looking over him.
And then at one point, I woke up,
and Zach was just sitting next to me,
holding the baby, sobbing.
all: Aw.
- Stop. Hold the phone.
Can't do it.
- I love that.
- He looks so handsome, like a prince.
all: Aw.
- I feel Kloie is gonna be such a good big sister.
- I don't think she'll be here for it.
Give her a couple more years.
- Yeah, though I feel like she would be a little jealous
because I feel like all kids get a little jealous.
- She's jealous with the dog sometimes.
- Yeah, yeah. - What do you mean?
- Yeah, she's jealous of the dog.
- [laughs]
- Ry, it's your baby brother.
- Hi, Dad.
- I want to see him.
- That moment.
- That's such a beautiful moment.
Nova was so happy to be a big sister,
wanted to help, super attentive.
It was really nice to see.
I have a picture of Nova and Stella
sleeping in the hospital.
Such a beautiful picture.
- Such a beautiful moment.
You never forget that as a mom. - Chey's kids are so pretty.
- Yeah, try and tuck that in.
- Oh, his little feet.
This outfit is so cute.
- So grown right now.
- She got her a little brother to boss around now.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Stop it.
I need a baby.
- Oh, you hear her?
- I need a baby.
Who do I know that could possibly be getting
pregnant any time soon?
- I don't know what you're looking at me for.
- [bleep] it, I'm just gonna get pregnant tonight.
[laughter]
- No, you're not.
- Just eat these grapes.
- You know they say pregnant coochie is the best coochie?
- I've heard that. - I've heard that.
- I've also heard that men are more attracted
to their woman pregnant.
- Yeah, I think it's like an animalistic thing.
- But I know dudes that be cheating on they bitches
while they pregnant. - [laughs]
- So what's up?
Is that--can somebody, like, fact check me?
- [bleep] men.
That's all that is. [bleep] men.
[upbeat music]
- So, yeah, that ain't happening.
- Hmm? - That ain't happening.
- What? - Ma can't watch the kids.
She's gotta work. - Hmm.
- Well, welcome to my life.
I couldn't tell you the last time me and Sean had
a vacation alone, like, ever.
We take Kloie everywhere.
We never have a babysitter.
- I know my mom was saying, too, she's like,
I can't this time.
- This is what happens.
I mean, listen, I don't think a lot of people
get to go on babymoons, anyway.
- They don't call them, babe-- like, people will go away
with their significant other. - I know.
I would like to know how much that actually occurs.
- Even, you know, raising a child by yourself, like,
you still want to be able to, like,
have some time to yourself sometimes.
- And now you have a kid. - Yeah.
- But then you have a kid.
- You have to find someone to help you.
- Yeah, someone that you can trust that's
gonna take care of your kid like you
would take care of your kid.
- I'm super grateful to have such, like, a supportive family
because I feel like if I didn't, I would never
really be able to get a break, and it
would be so much for me.
I wouldn't even know what to do.
Just having my mom and my sister to give me those
little breaks here and there, oh, it's so appreciative.
Imagine not having that and like--
- No, it would be really hard.
- So hard.
- #nokids.
- It's easy to get a babysitter for one kid.
Harder to get a babysitter for two.
And it's gonna be nearly impossible to get
a babysitter for three.
- [bleep]
- He said, all right, this babymoon [bleep] is fake.
You just made it up ten minutes ago.
- You just made up a word, and it sounded cool.
- Yeah.
- We're not going on vacation.
We're not having no babymoon.
- Tyler, damn.
- You see how he just busted her out?
We ain't going on vacation. We ain't having no babymoon.
It's like, gee whiz.
- Have some hope.
- But why would you want to go away
when you're that pregnant?
What kind of fun are you gonna have?
They should just go to, like, all you could eat buffet.
- [laughs]
- He got something up his sleeve.
He better.
- He better pull something out of his hat
mighty, mighty fast.
- Oh, he's surprising. - He's lying.
He's lying.
- And here I was talking that [bleep].
- Mother!
- Ty-Ty!
- What are you doing?
- I'm outside.
What are you doing, anyway? - I'm hiding.
I have to hide because I'm trying
to surprise Cate because we can't do anything
with the babymoon thing.
So I figured I'd, like, set up a nice, like,
outside, lit up with lights dinner.
- That's romantic.
- He can wear a grass skirt, make, like, a tropical.
- She's gonna be like, this isn't Puerto Rico,
but it's cute. - It'll do.
- It's beautiful, babe. - But it'll do.
- How is she gonna not know you're doing it?
- I don't know, Mom. I'm trying.
I have a whole plan. I have a whole vision.
It's gonna be outside in the front yard with all lights.
I got, like, a little table.
- He's such a good husband.
- That's so nice.
- Men, start taking notes. - Yeah.
- Period. - That's so cute.
- Put the podcast down and start taking notes
from mother-[bleep] Tyler.
- I think it's cool. I think it's a good idea.
- It's the last time she's gonna ever been pregnant, so--
- I love it, good idea. - Yeah.
- So well, good luck.
Love you. - Bye.
- She might sit down like,
so can we still go to Puerto Rico?
[laughter] - He's gonna be like--
- So this is nice and everything.
- He's gonna be like, I'll flip this table over.
- The whole charcuterie board.
- Amber.
[upbeat music]
- I love how they work together, though.
They do, even when they don't see eye-to-eye.
- So I know you mentioned to me about going
to you with one of your appointments
for your psychiatrist.
And I'm probably gonna go with you on one if you
talk to your person about it.
- Are you serious? - Well.
- He seems so uncomfortable with it.
- Yeah, he is.
- It's Einstein in the back for me and Curious George.
- I can't take it serious.
- I can't take Justine serious.
- Just, like, smiling at me.
- With the [bleep] dolls. - No, I can't.
Like, why are they there?
It's, like, sitting on his shoulder.
It's bothering me.
- It's funny.
- Like you're doing the right thing, Gary.
- [laughs]
- Good work, Gary.
- Another Wednesday. Come on, [bleep] Gary.
You better take your ass to [bleep] therapy
with me, bitch.
- We gotta find you some true love.
- I don't want a true lover.
- Girl, there's somebody out there
that could just knock your socks off
or your fur off your feet.
[laughter]
I have just been so impressed
in how strong of a woman you are.
- Oh, thanks.
That means a lot to me. - You are.
You're very strong. - Thank you.
- But I really down deep inside my soul,
I feel like you deserve a man that is [bleep] incredible.
- You're like Dr. Drew, making me cry.
- Oh, my God.
He knows how to press your buttons.
- Christ.
[laughter]
[soft music]
- ♪♪ Wish I could promise you a New York apartment ♪♪
- Oh, sad music.
- And the goddamn [bleep] golf.
- Well, I reached out to Dr. Carol.
- Well, that'll be good.
I love me some Dr. Carol.
- They seem disconnected. - Mm-hmm.
- All right, hi. both: Hey.
- Well, tell me a little bit about
what you're thinking today.
What's on your mind?
- I would say, like, a disconnection.
We got into a fight the other day about picking up the kids.
- I'm confused. - Right.
- Is she mad that he had her friend help pick up the baby?
- Maybe it was the evil auntie that he sent them to,
or the lady they really don't like her on the down,
or she evil. I don't know.
- I say what I think and feel when I think and feel it.
- I'm very much like that. - Mm-hmm.
- Very much like that. - Mm-hmm.
- And Taylor is the exact, complete opposite.
- No wonder you picked him.
- Right?
- No, if I feel some type of way, like,
I gotta talk about it. - I gotta say it.
I gotta get it off my chest.
- I'll marinate on that [bleep] all day.
- All day.
- And then I'll just blow up. - Yep.
- I have to say it when it's on my chest in that instant,
but it's not like we're calling each other names
or being rude and disrespectful.
I feel like our communication is so good.
- Has gotten a lot better than a few years ago, yes.
- Yes, I feel like our communication
is really healthy now. It's so good.
It's--and I--it's the ideal relationship
that I always wanted, I have.
And I'm very grateful.
But we've also done a lot of growing.
We got together when we were, like, kids.
- You guys--
- We had to learn how to be healthy.
- Your relationship is, like, a complete 180.
- I know. 360.
- 360 is at the same spot.
- Oh, 180.
- [laughs] Yeah.
- So ideally, talking about something hard with you,
when do you notice is the best time?
- I know when the exact right time is.
- What do you think?
- After morning sex would work, too.
That's what I was gonna say, but--
- [bleep] - I'm weak!
I'm weak.
- I want more of Taylor. [laughs]
- Can you tell him?
- I want more of Taylor, you.
I want more of you.
- I'm confused.
She never addressed why she was mad that she had
somebody else pick up the kid.
- No, because it was all stupid.
- It was, but I'm like, they made such a big thing.
I wanted to know why.
Was it the evil auntie that he invited?
- Right, right.
It's like, [bleep] this lady.
You know, is she, like, the-- - Whatever. Good for them.
- Like, the babysitter with the--you know,
with the little panties on or something?
I don't know.
- Sometimes it's annoying
because I just like him so much.
[laughter]
- Ooh, she want more of her daddy.
- Just make sure the teeth is brushed and the tip is wiped.
- Wow.
- Because I'm not in the mood for that funky and skunky.
- What if he showered the night before?
- No. Not with me, girl. - No.
- At night, you be sweating.
- No, you gotta shower between. - So you get up--
- Yeah, you gotta shower. - In the morning--
- Shower and climb back.
- Shower, brush your teeth, get ready,
and then go back into bed? - You don't get ready.
You just shower, brush your teeth, and get back into bed.
- At least wipe-- [bleep] wipe.
- Hell no. As soon as our eyes open.
- So you went the night before. - With nasty-ass breath?
- The night before and then the morning of.
- You went the night before? You slept and just kept going?
- No, the night before, before you go to sleep, you shower.
- Oh, so that--
- Why would you sleep in all that nasty gunk?
- That's what I'm saying. - That's disgusting.
- I mean, people are nasty and disgusting.
- So you finish having sex.
You shower in the nighttime. You go to bed.
And you wake up in the morning, eyes open,
get it done, start your day.
- Oh, you're nasty, bitch.
- Who cares?
- Mm-mm.
[upbeat music]
[phone rings]
- Hey.
- Daddy is back in town, baby!
- That makes me so uncomfortable
when you call yourself that.
[laughter]
- Yeah, no. - That's weird.
His energy is so much.
- Are you okay? - I'm healthy. I'm good.
Most importantly, I miss Ryder.
- So I think Ryder's dad's
been out of town for "The Challenge."
- I'm excited to meet Ace tomorrow.
I haven't got to meet him yet, so--
- It'll be a good, good day.
- Aw.
- If you ever have to co-parent like that,
like, that's how it should be.
- I know Ryder's going to be super excited
that Cory's home, especially
since it's Father's Day weekend.
To celebrate, we invited over some of my favorite dads.
- Who's your daddy? - Who is he on the right?
- You trying to holler?
- He's cute.
Oh, that's-- - Oh, [bleep].
That's his brother.
- Yo, hit up-- text Zach and be like--
- Yo, what's up? - Who's the brother?
- What's his name, Connor?
- Why didn't we ever ask that-- - Exactly.
- If Zach had a brother? - You got any brothers?
- Because the daddy already taken, so--
- Clearly.
- So-- [laughter]
Oh, he gonna be at the wedding.
- He gonna be at the wedding, bitch.
- Shows up with his wife.
- [bleep]
- What you think, man? How you like it?
- I love it. - Yeah?
- I love it, yeah, this is a dream come true right here.
- Yeah, he getting initiated to the men's club.
- Aw, this is such a cute moment right now.
Look at all the dads.
- Tell me this, with Ryder not being a biological kid
and then Cheyenne's kid and then sharing a son,
and how is that relationship? - I don't know.
Ryder, I mean, literally, I look at her as if she is mine.
- If only all men thought that way.
- Men are so [bleep] toxic.
Thank God for men like them.
- I was just gonna say.
All of them seem like incredible men.
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
- Well, you know, there's one thing I want to share
with you guys on this Father's Day.
- Yeah.
- You know the old stigma about Black men being fathers?
- Yes.
- Skedaddle.
Went to go get milk and never came back.
- Like our dad, unfortunately.
- A minute and you're gone.
- Now, I challenge people all the time,
you know, about my Blackness.
You know, I ask them about, you know, what do you think
about Black Lives Matter?
You know, they gave me their opinion,
but they always want to fall back to,
well, you know, with the Black household, the father always,
and then that ends up incarceration.
I want to kill that part of the conversation so bad.
- Such a negative stereotype.
- For real.
I feel like this--
this generation has changed, though,
that, like, stereotype.
I know so many good dads, Black good fathers.
- It's like, look how Cory is like, oh,
I can't wait to meet Ace.
Like, I want to meet Ace and how Zach loves Ryder,
like, gave Ryder a ring when he gave Cheyenne a ring.
Like, it's all about blending and coming together.
So I feel like their family is a really good representation
of what real family is like.
Relationships might not work out, and that's okay.
- What real love is like.
- And we can love the people you bring in,
and we can be a big, blended--blended family.
- My dad, my biological father, was there,
but he wasn't there, you know?
And you go through life, but I just always said, you know,
I'm just gonna forgive my father.
He did the best he can do.
But when you grow up with wanting love
from your own dad, you're angry.
- Do you think you were angry?
Or looking for love from your dad, or anything like that?
- Maybe, but I didn't grow up without a strong Black man.
I grew up with multiple strong Black men in my life.
Any Black man in my life was a doctor or a surgeon.
- Well, well.
- So I didn't have my dad, but my grandfather, my uncles.
- Right, right.
- I never had a moment to where I looked over
and someone other kid's dad was there,
and my dad wasn't there.
- Got you. - I never had that moment.
So even though it was--
I got used to seeing either Papa or Dad.
It just wasn't my biological dad.
- Right.
- I'm--I'm--I'm--you know what? - That's respect.
- Life is a highway.
- I love how much he is hyping him up and supporting him.
- Aw, he's gonna give him a hug.
That's so cute. - I love that.
That's how every dad should be with their husband.
- Dad, dad, dad, dad. - I love that.
- I was just thinking about my grandpa, how he just passed.
That's sad to spend your whole life with somebody
and still have to lose them.
- That's why I feel like you can never love out of fear,
because there's the inevitable, but that's why you gotta live
in every moment 100% to the fullest
and appreciate every little moment, because one day,
you won't have that moment.
And that's what makes love special.
Wow, someone write that down.
- Why am I about to cry? - Uh.
- I'm over here like, wow.
- Someone write that down right now.
- I can't. I don't remember.
- Exactly. - They were filming me.
You got that, didn't you?
- You got that. - We got that.
- Are you gonna cry? Go ahead. - I'm trying not to.
- Go ahead and just-- okay, play something sad.
I want her to cry.
- ♪♪ Silver snow ♪♪
- Oh, is this the dinner?
Yes, it is.
- Oh. - Okay, Tyler.
- How did he pull this off while she was in the house?
What?
How did he pull it off?
- Who helped him decorate?
He has the touch.
- Okay, get it together, Tyler.
- He hired an event planner.
- Look at him. - He had to.
He didn't come up with all that by hisself.
- Putting the kids to bed.
Oh, you know it's on tonight.
- All right? - Mm-hmm.
- She getting [bleep] tonight.
Oh, definitely, she got it.
- Babe? - Yeah?
Oh, my God, you're so funny.
What the hell is this for?
- So she's clueless.
- What do you mean?
What do you mean, what for?
It's for you. - Oh, you're sweet.
- We gotta give him brownie points for this.
- Aw. - Yeah.
He got it all lit up. Okay.
- I love Tyler. - Okay.
- It looks pretty.
- Yeah, you got all the lights.
- That's really beautiful, actually.
- Aw. Thanks, babe.
It's so pretty.
- It ain't no babymoon.
- Ain't no babymoon.
- She's like, ain't Puerto Rico.
- It's not, like, a getaway babymoon,
but it's a dinner--a special dinner date in our front yard.
- Well, thanks, honey.
- It's good enough. - Mm-hmm.
- Don't you miss having someone to have some romance with?
- No. - Oh, yes, you do.
- Oh, yeah. [laughter]
- Oh, a card.
- "Every love story is beautiful,
but ours is my favorite."
- That's so true. - Oh.
- "Thank you for choosing me every day.
"Thank you for bringing our beautiful children
"into this world.
"Thank you for selflessly loving me
"and our amazing family that we created together.
"I love you so much and always remember, you're beautiful,
you're strong, you're worthy, and you're safe."
- I do be loving him.
He's so sweet.
- Beautiful, strong, and you safe, period.
- Period.
- You're so sweet. - So sweet.
- I love you.
- I knew you were gonna say that.
It's not a-- - You deserve a blowie.
[laughter]
- Literally, literally.
- About to give him that Gok-Gok 3,000.
- [bleep] Slurper 250.
- A what? - You heard her.
- What did she call it?
- You heard it.
- I've never, ever heard anyone...
- This went from romance-- - Call it a "blowie."
- How did I get so lucky to have somebody so romantic?
- I just felt bad because I know you're kind of like--
you were bummed out. - Yeah.
- But I still think just because we
can't go somewhere--
- You can do something nice for her.
- Right. - And that was nice, Tyler.
- That's why their marriage last so long
because he puts in the work.
A lot of these men don't.
- And our--and our love.
- Yeah, I love you. - Cheers.
- Thanks, honey. - I love ya.
- And we'll remind Jay about this scene,
though, because that was super sweet, like, the lanterns.
- Jay, hint, hint.
- The lanterns-- he does so much.
- He's so romantic. - He is so romantic.
- Like spur of the moment romantic.
You haven't seen those videos he puts together?
- You know I don't do social media or anything.
- Oh, my gosh, you'll cry.
[romantic music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I didn't know that I like surprises until I met Jay.
At first, I was like, please don't do that to me.
I'll get scared. I'll cry. - Yeah, right. Me, too.
- I don't want to do any of the above.
- I'll stop breathing, and my face will get red.
- Now, I'm like, what's next, babe?
- Right.
- I hope he surprises me this month.
- What's the next surprise?
- You deserve a blowie.
- I never called a blowie, but toot-toot.
- I wonder what life would be like if I didn't have kids.
- You'd be a common whore. - Probably.
- You'd be getting vaccinated for monkeypox.
- Probably, 110%.
- I don't believe that. - Working in the strip club.
- No. - Living in the strip club.
- I think you would be really good stripper.
- No, you're a grandma. You go to bed at 8:00.
- That's because I have kids.
- That's because she has kids, girl, but--
- If I did not have kids, I would be taking flights.
- Briana was a wild child, child.
- I don't know that side of you.
- She long gone. - I don't know that side.
- She--she done. She--
- Yeah. - No.
- Do you prefer relationships over being a whore?
Answer with precaution because your man could be watching.
- Mm.
[upbeat music]
- We're back to Cheyenne.
Is that an outhouse?
Hold up, stop.
- An outhouse? - Stop it.
Is that an outhouse? Is that a porta potty?
- I have no idea.
- Oh, my God, it's a porta potty.
- Larry, Larry, is this a porta potty moment?
[laughs]
- Oh, my God, it's the Farrah porta potty moment?
- We're gonna have Larry pick up a porta potty.
So we'll have a porta potty set up outside of the house
so you can do your business.
- By the way, no one can still use my bathroom.
Don't try it.
- Yay. - That looks great.
- Larry, are you trying to be kid friendly over there?
- She made the whole crew,
including Larry and all the executives,
use that porta potty. - Jesus God.
- And so to see this porta potty
in front of Cheyenne's house brings back all those memories
of the porta potty days in Austin, Texas.
- Jesus. Why do you think they had that?
Maybe because of COVID.
- All I know is, the other girls don't have a porta potty.
- I like this outfit.
This is a nice--
- Jacket.
It's from my daddy.
- Ryder is funny as hell.
- Guess what? - What?
- Amazon is dropping off a package for you right now.
- Close your eyes. Come here. Come here.
Keep your eyes closed.
- This is gonna be so cute.
- I love her.
- Cory is gonna come out. - Yeah, you know it.
- It's a really, really, really large surprise.
- It's a scorpion.
- It's not a scorpion.
- Oh, God.
[laughter]
That would be a disaster, not a surprise.
- No, keep 'em closed.
Keep 'em closed.
- It's another chicken.
- Keep 'em closed.
- Oh, okay, I'm gonna cry.
- All right, open.
- Yay!
- Aw.
- I knew it.
Like, you can just tell how much she adores her dad.
- It reminds me of when Addie sees Jeremy
from when he's out of town.
I mean, she bawled.
Hey, Addie. Somebody's at the door.
[soft music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Daddy! - [laughing]
- ♪♪ Weren't no never stronger ♪♪
- Aw.
- ♪♪ Since we come together ♪♪
- She was a little bit older than Ryder,
but she just, like, wrapped her arms around him
and was just, like, crying.
- I'm back.
I love you.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- Okay, that's enough.
You know how many tears I've fought back
this [bleep] episode?
I'm done.
- Aw, that's good.
They kissed and made up.
Look at Leah.
She's so big now.
- Okay, grown girl.
- It's giving grown.
- Oh, that was cute.
- They did therapy, but we gotta wait
till next [bleep] episode?
- Yeah, that's a cliffhanger.
- [bleep] that.
- This was good.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Sweet, sad, serious.
- Oh, my gosh.
- All right, the blowie.
- I was about to say, a little blowie.
- Aw.
- That's so cute.
- I love that.
- Good episode.
- Indeed.
- I'll see you when I see you, and I damn sure
wouldn't want to be you.
- Well, damn.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Next week on "Girls' Night In"...
- This is the goddamn finale.
[laughter]
- The emergency. Where is the emergency?
- Is it over here?
- Gonna have this baby in the car?
- I feel like I'm just getting zero sleep.
- We had two. We had two newborns.
- I wanted to talk to you about something.
- So then why send her?
She really let her daughter go. That's some [bleep].
- I love you, so if I want to fight for it
because I love you, that's why I'm fighting for it.
- Maci, let him love you.
- Oh, man, how do I fix this?
- Kristina puts up with a [bleep] lot.