- ♪ MTV ♪
[upbeat electronic music]
- Someone get this bitch a Reese's.
She's trippin'.
- Life is busy as a mom.
- Punch. Shut up.
- But tonight, we're taking a break,
cuddling up, and tuning into our favorite show...
- That's too much. - "Teen Mom OG."
- Are y'all excited? - I'm excited.
- Yes. - I'm very excited.
- Last week... - Maci sought help for PCOS.
- She went to Whole Foods. - She went to Whole Foods.
- Get it, girl. - What are you making?
- Smoothie. It's not the kind you like.
It won't have ice cream.
- Mackenzie considered holding Jaxie back.
- You know, later on in life, it might actually help her out.
- That's the first intelligent thing I heard him
say this whole [bleep] time.
- Cheyenne planned for baby Ace's arrival...
- I'm nervous.
- They had to cut me all the way to my butthole.
- Shut the [bleep] up.
- While Catelynn and Tyler prepare to visit Carly.
- For the first time in two years,
we're seeing Carly at a park three hours away.
- Yeah, they ain't seen her in two years.
- I'd drive three hours to see my kid.
- I'd drive ten. I'd be on my way.
- Yeah.
- And for the first time in months, Amber saw Leah.
- Hi. - Hi.
- OK, I feel like the interaction should have
been a little bit [bleep] more.
- She twinkled her fingers. She said, hi.
- Twinkle at me.
- And we can't wait to see what happens next.
♪ ♪
- It's a girls' night in.
♪ ♪
- Ready to watch "Teen Mom"?
Here, do you want the popcorn? - I'm done.
One more.
- I think my food's here. - I'll get it.
- Oh, thanks, dude. - Thanks, man.
- Don't want to make you get up.
- I'm so sorry.
That broccoli literally smells like ass.
- You're right, though.
It does smell a little fishy up in here.
- Yeah. It smells like fart, though.
- Look at that, look.
- I want to wax--
- What, my face?
- I can get that line so [bleep] clean
if you let me wax it.
- I told you to wax it. You won't wax it.
- It's gonna hurt like a bitch.
- It's all good. My mama ain't raise no punk.
- Yes, she did. - She did.
I ain't gonna lie. Said, [bleep], for sure.
- When it comes to waxing, she might have raised a punk.
- No blanket? - OK.
- Thank you. - I'm excited.
- Are you guys ready? - Yes.
[upbeat music]
- Who's this?
- Mackenzie.
- ♪ When the rain comes ♪
- What the heck was that?
- I want to do that.
- Oh, that looks so fun.
- I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes
when I was 11 years old.
And when I'm stressed out, it gets even harder to manage.
- That's probably why she's really into fitness,
because she wants to make sure she
keeps taking care of her body.
- Yeah.
- So look what Mommy got.
A chore board!
- Yeah, I need that [bleep] for myself
because my kids don't be doing no type of chores.
- She's up here, and her kids are
down here with the excitement.
- Look again, they're not excited.
- She don't give a damn.
- Like, when I was a kid, there was no option.
Like-- - There was no--
- There was no board.
You just had to do that [bleep].
- We should get one of those. - There you go.
Good idea.
- Hell, I need a chore board.
- So Gannon's chores are going to be
clean room.
- Look at him. He don't want to hear it.
- Amour doesn't have chores.
I just make him pick his toys up.
- They like to help unload the dishwasher.
- Braeson too. - Yeah.
They think it's fun, so I'm like, all right.
Come here.
- Let me use you. - Let me use you.
- I just tell them to clean the room.
It better be clean when I get back.
- Kloie got chores right now. - Yeah.
I just got her a little stool.
So as soon as she can get up in that sink,
it's time for dishes.
- Will you talk?
- Hmm? Yeah, I'm listening.
- I'm gonna need Dad to talk.
- He looks not engaged at all at all.
- At all. - He's like, I'm listening.
- He never looks engaged to me.
- She needs help.
- Well, that's why they don't take her serious,
because he's not, like, backing her up.
- He don't take her serious.
- That part.
- I wonder what Josh is like without the cameras.
Like, is he-- - Normal?
- Flatlined, or is he alive?
Because it's really giving, like, zombie.
- You are literally so kind
when the cameras aren't rolling.
And then when you're filming, you literally look
like you hate everyone.
- She done answered my question.
So he's a nice guy when he wants to be.
- Funny is is that you let Gannon back talk you
and you don't do anything about it.
- If he had a problem with it, he should have just said,
no, you do not talk to your mother like that.
- Exactly.
- I'm not [bleep] doing this.
You're a [bleep], Josh.
- Oh, she cusses? Oh, she cusses?
- Oh, she said [bleep]. - Oh, she cusses?
- Gannon like, what the hell just happened?
- I'm [bleep] over him.
I don't even want to be with him.
- Oh.
- Leave his ass. What the [bleep]?
- I'm out of [bleep] Florida.
My life would be so much better.
- I don't wish this on any relationship ever
because everybody goes through something.
Everybody's tested at some point in their relationship.
- He's a disciplinarian, so she's looking at him
to say something when the kids are acting crazy.
- And put 'em right. - Hey, your mom's talking.
Shut the hell up... - Yeah, right.
- Before I smack you all to the sleep.
- Because oh, yeah, she pulling some bull[bleep],
I'd be like, no, go apologize to her right now.
- What if I had done that to you on camera?
- Don't do that to me on camera,
or off camera for that matter.
- I won't do it off camera either.
- It's the blood sugar.
[laughter]
- Someone get this bitch a Reese's.
She's trippin'.
[laughter]
- Oh, man.
- Hey.
- Look at all that broccoli.
- Novalee, didn't I ask you to put your shoes on?
- You know you're in trouble
when your mama says the middle name
after the first name.
- After two years, we're finally getting
a visit with Carly today.
- Dang, it's been two years?
- Two years? - Oh, my God.
This might actually make me [bleep] cry.
- Yeah, same.
- I can't believe she's 12.
Crazy.
- One, two, three!
- Who's Carly?
- Carly's their first baby, their first biological baby.
They gave her up for adoption.
- Oh.
That must be so hard though.
- That had to be so hard.
- So hard.
- You can see the love in his eyes.
- They really made such an adult decision,
and they were just [bleep] babies.
- ♪ Time to move on ♪
- That's rough. - 16 years old.
- She is our child.
We don't really want anyone else
posting pictures of our children.
- I get it.
I can understand them respecting her privacy.
- They probably didn't realize how big the show
was gonna get, but still.
- Then at least they still got to see her.
[bleep] the cameras. - Yeah, right.
[bleep] all that.
[soft music]
- ♪ Because time to move, time to move on ♪
- They went through a lot together.
- I would be so sad after that.
- I know.
- I would cry so [bleep] hard.
- Them [bleep] been.. - Damn, that's hard.
- Through hell and back.
- Like, we talked about adoption.
I'd want to do closed because I feel like
you never know those, like, boundaries that are--
- Yeah. - I don't know.
- Yeah.
- I think I would have picked closed adoption.
I think it would have been too much for me.
There's no way I would have been able to,
like, go on with life and getting,
like, pictures and visits.
Like, oh, my goodness, no.
I don't know how they do it. Literally, it's crazy.
- They're very strong for doing that.
I couldn't.
- I would never be able to do that.
- I'm crying watching them do it.
- I know. - Yeah, no.
I would never be able to do that.
- Whole family pulled up.
I know that's right.
- Everybody coming to see her.
- Pulled up deep, gifts and all.
- Thank you so much. - Where's Carly?
- She's coming, honey.
- I might cry.
I'm gonna cry.
Oh, I'm gonna cry.
- There she is.
♪ ♪
- [groans] - Oh, my--no way.
- My eyes are already tearing up--whew.
- [bleep], they always cut to commercial.
- Can they-- - Are you about to cry.
- Is this the one where Ty--
- I'm a crybaby. This is sad.
- For real. - It's OK, Kayla.
- It's sweet, but sad.
- I can't. - I can't.
- Absolutely, I can't.
Absolutely, I can't do it.
- The tears are going to come out.
- No, no. Oh, my God.
Oh.
- I'm blowing, so that the water doesn't come out my eyes.
- Do you have a surprise for me?
- Yeah. - What is it?
- Ugh. - What is it?
- A bug, a fly.
- Go, go. - [laughs]
- I thought that was, like, a little roach or something.
I was like--
- Did you just put it in your mouth?
What'd you just put in your mouth?
[laughs]
- ♪ We would never grow up ♪
- Amber. - Indianapolis.
I can't say it. - Indianapolis.
- Syllables.
- She should hang balloons by her chimney.
- It does look like the house from "Up."
- Right, right?
- That's funny. - It's cute.
- Looking like you're ready to go.
- OK, we're not on the couch.
- OK, but we're still talking to David.
- David, I'm tired of seeing you.
We need to see some of Amber's people.
- She needs more positive people in her life.
- It's hard to make friends as adults, girl.
- Leah is starting to become this young lady
who is realizing what my past was.
And she is coming into her own feelings about it.
- It's good that she's trying to understand
where Leah's coming from.
- Yeah, for sure.
- I have always wanted Gary to go to therapy
for a long, long time before Leah.
- Therapy is something that helped me out a lot, actually.
Like, I probably-- - I don't need some.
- I probably wouldn't be--
- You need that [bleep]. - Shut--
[laughter]
- No, I probably wouldn't be sitting on this couch here...
- Exactly. So therapy is good for you.
- If I didn't get some kind of therapy.
- I've never been to therapy.
You're my part-time therapist right now.
- No.
- Everyone can use a little bit of therapy
sometimes in their life.
I mean, not every day, not every week, not every month.
- [bleep], I need therapy every day, every week, every month.
- Yeah, every month, [bleep].
- At least you're trying, though, Amber.
That's all that matters.
- I can't wait to eat his food.
- All we talk about is Gary's food, Gary's garden,
the sandwiches Gary's making.
- I feel like I saw him wear that same shirt
at "Family Reunion."
- He's wearing the same shirt.
That's right, Gary.
That's why we have washing machines.
- You're an outfit repeater.
So am I because I've worn this flannel 20,000 [bleep] times.
You know, when you like it, you like it.
- So what do you think our next step should be?
- My first thing is, I'm Leah's advocate.
I am here to support Leah at all costs.
Leah doesn't want to see you.
OK, Leah, you're not seeing her.
- Aw. Gary is such a good dad.
- Yeah. - Good dad.
- That's such a weird place to be in
because you do want to protect your daughter.
But at the same time, she has a mom
that's trying to be in her life.
So what do you do?
- It's Gary's job to acknowledge that anger,
but then facilitate it.
- You don't just say... - Right, right, right, right.
- Oh, you're mad at your mama? Well, [bleep] it.
We don't gotta to [bleep] with her.
That ain't right.
- I have been looking for, like, a--
some kind of therapist to talk to for myself.
I'm just looking to try to get some insight on,
am I doing the right thing by not
forcing Leah into something?
- That must be hard, like, not really
knowing how to navigate it.
- Absolutely. - He's a good dad.
- I love that. - Yeah.
- My first job is being a father right now.
So I'm seeing a parenting coach tomorrow.
- From personal experience, growing up,
when your parents divorce
and you don't have both of them there,
whether they're co-parenting or not,
that messes you up as a kid.
- Aww. - So I feel for Leah.
- I'm sorry, dude. - I feel for Leah.
- I think everybody needs to go to therapy.
And the sooner, the better, so you don't grow up
as a [bleep] up individual.
- I'm already a [bleep] up individual,
but that is why I'm in therapy.
[upbeat music]
- Cheyenne.
- I started to have contractions.
- Oh, [bleep]. - Ace ready to pop out.
- Uh-oh.
- She's about to give birth.
- I literally cannot explain the way
contractions feel to anybody.
Like, it's, like, one of the worst pains
I've ever felt in my life.
- It was the worst part of the entire thing.
- It was the worst pain I've ever felt
in my whole entire life.
- With the twins, I didn't feel anything.
They literally numbed-- I went straight to the OR.
Everything was super easy.
With Addie, I thought I was dying.
I thought I was dying the whole time.
That was so-- they messed up my epidural,
spinal tap, everything.
- [bleep] it up, come on.
- Zach, don't be irritating.
- Don't start clapping, bro.
- Yeah, don't be irritating, Zach.
Sit your ass down.
- Oh, she cussed me out last time with Ryder.
My mother and I, she just cursed us, like, for an hour.
- I did that to Jeremy's mom.
- Oh.
- [groaning]
- Is that, like, a long contraction?
- This is, like, the longest.
- Is that, like, a long contraction?
- Punch, shut up.
- I don't want to be touched.
I don't want to be talked to.
Don't put cool rags on me.
I don't even know if I want anyone this close to me.
- Ouch! - OK, OK.
- OK. - [bleep].
- Somebody-- - Somebody, do something.
Somebody, do something.
- Mom's like, come on. Assist, assist.
- You seen the mom? Like, go, go.
- No, probably don't.
- Breathe. Don't hold it in.
Breathe.
- That's the most irritating thing.
Breathe.
Get out of my face. Get the hell out of my face.
- Because you got to remember to breathe.
- I'm 25. I've been breathing.
Get the hell out of my face.
- Even, like, when you're working out--
- Get the hell out of my face.
- Sometimes, you don't breathe while you're working out.
It's part of, like, a natural human reaction
to hold your breath when certain things happen.
- I'm finna take the breath out of you
if you tell me to breathe again.
- Extreme pains, you...
- How was when I was--
I don't remember a lot of it.
How was I when I was going through, like--
remember, I didn't get my epidural or nothing for, like,
eight or nine hours?
Half of my labor, I was doing it natural.
- All I remember you saying is, I feel like I got [bleep].
[laughter]
- Like, [bleep] out that child, [bleep] out Kloie.
- Yeah.
- Breathe, breathe, babe. Breathe.
- Dad, she's breathing.
That's how she's alive.
- I feel like I'm trying to breathe
for Cheyenne right now.
- Mm. - [exhales loudly]
- No, ma'am.
- Those pains, those contractions,
I don't wish that on anybody.
That [bleep] hurt like a bitch.
And then cameras in your face?
No, no. - [bleep] it.
I wish I was a man.
[bleep] ain't for me.
♪ ♪
- He helped deliver Kloie.
Like, he was standing right there.
Like, she popped out.
He's, like, cutting the umbilical cord and everything.
- Did she poop?
[laughter]
I knew it. - I didn't say nothing.
She just got the hint.
- A lot of people poop when they give birth.
- The nurse said it was normal.
- I'm [bleep] out a baby.
You think I ain't going to [bleep] out a [bleep]?
[laughter]
- [bleep]. - I'm OK.
- Did anyone have any weird pregnancy cravings?
- I did. - What?
- I craved dirt.
[laughter]
- Was it good?
- I mean, it tasted like dirt.
And it was a specific type of dirt that I wanted.
Like, I wanted the dirt that was, like--
had a little bit of dust to it.
Like, I don't know.
I would put it on my teeth and, like, grind my teeth together,
and, like, I love it.
- ♪ I was always a wreck ♪
- Maci.
- I love that all her kids have the red hair.
- Me too. It's so cute.
- It's an aesthetic. - Yeah.
- Her daughter's name is Jayde, but with a Y, the cool way.
- You're going to get Bentley.
Go to the golf match.
You have Maverick's baseball stuff.
- [laughs] He's like, I think I got it.
I think I got it.
If we ain't got it, we'll figure it out.
- Damn. They have a busy-ass schedule.
- They are busy. I love it.
- So Tyler, how's life treating you right now?
- We are busy.
That's why I need this golf today.
- Good thing she let the man go golfing.
- Has Maci been doing better?
- I don't know. I just feel helpless.
- Aww.
- Yeah, being helpless is the worst.
- I want to be there for her and protect her.
I don't know.
- Look at his little golf outfit.
- What the [bleep] is golf?
Like, what are you doing, just standing in the goddamn sun
[bleep] balls and some holes?
- Men love it because they get to go away
from their normal lives.
- You won.
- That's why they love it so much.
- Could have cleaned the garage, though, but--
- He asked me how you were doing since, like,
the gas station incident.
It's not easy.
- I feel like, Sean,
you feel the same way with my anxiety
when it's really bad, like, especially at nighttime.
- Yeah.
- Sometimes I really think I'm, like, having a heart attack.
Like, I think-- I've told him multiple times
that I need to go to the hospital.
They're awful, but I get myself through it.
And I feel like having a good partner,
having a good best friend--
- You're doing a good job.
You ain't had one of them in a long time.
- Bitch, I had one two nights ago.
- Oh.
- Have you thought about maybe talking to Dr. Carroll,
my therapist, just for you?
- Yeah, I don't know. I guess I could.
- I love a man that's open to therapy.
- Same. - Suck it up.
- That was really, like, the breaking point for Luke
and I is that he refused to do therapy
for himself and get better.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
Obviously, he had a lot of problems.
But that kind of, like, pushed it over the edge
because he refused to get help for himself.
- All right. I'll reach out to Dr. Carroll.
- That's the second one. - Power couple.
- Gary, Taylor.
This is good.
- Feeling helpless is a terrible feeling.
But there's only so much that you can really do.
So him going to therapy would be a good thing.
- Was there a time you've ever felt helpless?
- I'm a parent, yeah.
Duh.
- Most, like, the OGs started with someone,
but they're not with them anymore.
But they found, like, such great significant others
that are willing to film, but also are great
for them and everything.
And it's like, I feel like I wonder,
am I ever going to find that?
- You're going to find it.
- You said you might? - I said you will.
- Oh. I thought you said you might.
- No.
- Time will come, but I don't know.
I feel every time I watch them,
I'm always like, that's awesome.
Like, that's amazing.
I hope, like, one day, I get there.
- You're going to get there.
- Mackenzie.
- Hey. - Hey, girl.
- How are you?
- Who's this? - Friend.
- Her bestie.
We done seen her back in the day.
- I'm fried.
It is very hard to do life with messed up blood sugars.
It's made me do and say really wacky stuff.
- Or are you just wacky?
- You called your man a dick in front
of all of America and the UK.
- In front of the kids.
- You think she overreacted?
- Yeah.
- Is it to blame, or is it the excuse?
- Well, my grandma's got diabetes,
and she's sweet as pie.
- She's sweet as pie.
- Even when you get to that point
where you say things that you don't mean
or you're acting how you don't want to act,
just start saying that.
"I'm sorry.
This is my own problem that I'm dealing with right now."
- Nah, she meant it.
She don't want to be with him.
- You said they're going through a divorce.
- She like, I don't want this man.
- Is it fact, though, that they're going
going through a divorce?
- Yeah, she's, like, single now.
- Where you see this at? - It's on the internet.
- It's not who I am.
I don't know who this person is.
- When I was addicted to the medication,
going through rehab, I was like, who am I?
I remember thinking to myself, who am I?
But I think that's why you got to figure out who you are.
You got to figure out who you are.
- Not the rock candy. - The rock candy though.
What's dripping off of it, blood?
- I don't [bleep] know.
- Who came up with that one? - A little dark, y'all.
- Yeah, somebody--whoever is in the animation department
needs a therapy session.
- It's on those [bleep] gossip sites.
- I cannot believe the child of God, like--
- Mackenzie McKee is single now.
- They could get back together.
- The way she was going off on the internet,
she'd be looking real dumb if she went back.
Or maybe she's trying to get back on TV.
♪ ♪
- The tea kettle is whistling.
[upbeat music]
- [laughs]
- The hell, man?
- I didn't mean to do that.
I was trying to fix your shirt.
Why did you look at-- - I appreciate it.
♪ ♪
- I just got embarrassed because you
looked at me like that.
I got so embarrassed.
- I mean, do it, baby, but do it right now?
- No, I didn't mean to.
Stop.
- We just went to the park with Carly, and it went well.
Seeing her for the first time in two years was amazing.
- Oh, [bleep], I wanted to see it.
- She is so tall.
- I knew she was gonna be tall.
- I feel like I feel like I can feel Cate's, like,
processing it all right now.
- It is always hard to say goodbye.
- Group hug.
- Cheese!
- See you later, alligator.
- I'm over here trying not to tear up.
- I know.
- ♪ And if it feels like ♪
- Oh, look, a wedding.
Oh, took me the [bleep]-- oh, no!
- Oh!
♪ ♪
- He's crying.
♪ ♪
- My eyes is getting--
somebody's cutting onions in this [bleep].
- [laughs]
- [sighs]
- That's too much.
That's too much. I can't.
- That was something. - Oh, my gosh.
- That's crazy.
- We're meeting Carly and her parents for dinner.
- Oh. They get to meet again.
- It's not done?
[laughs]
- I'm so grateful for this time,
but I'm not looking forward to saying goodbye.
- They all look so defeated.
- Oh, I'm going to cry. I can feel it coming.
- I know.
- The worst part is saying goodbye or see you next time,
not even goodbye, but see you next time
because you know that there's so many things
that's going to happen in between seeing you
next time that you may not get to see happen.
- She adores you guys so much.
You know that?
It's so meaningful to her.
- It just never gets easier.
- No, well, you know what?
You wouldn't be human if it did.
- I can't.
- When this [bleep] cries, I just want to punch the wall.
He does it to me every time.
- Aw.
That's so sad.
- That [bleep] just breaks me as a dad.
- Oh, I'm sure it does.
- I feel for him. My chest hurts.
[somber music]
- That is so sad. - Oh, my God.
- Why am I crying real tears?
- Same.
Like, seriously?
- Somebody better show Carly these clips when she's older,
so she knows how much they love her.
- She's going to get curious.
She's going to watch it.
- She better. - She's going to figure it out.
♪ ♪
- You OK? Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- He's not OK.
Definitely not OK.
- Oh, my gosh, emotional.
I feel like Cate's always, like, the really strong one.
I feel like she has to always be really strong for Ty.
- I couldn't even imagine.
- That's hella sad, man.
- Sad, but also not
because Carly has a really good--you know?
- Yeah, I know, but you could imagine something like that
probably eating them up.
- But you got to look glass half full.
They couldn't give Carly what they
could give Nova and Vaeda.
- That wedding scene was unnecessary,
like, because I remember that episode where his dad wanted
to, like, talk to his granddaughter and something
about like, don't approach her or something like that.
- I think he ended up approaching her.
- Oh, yeah, I remember.
[bleep], I would approach Stella.
- Really?
- Bitch, I'm your [bleep] aunt.
I'm your [bleep] mama's older sister.
Yeah, you're coming home with me.
I would have [bleep] kidnapped her ass too.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, you would've dropped the charges with your ass.
You would've dropped the [bleep] charges.
- Sour Patch and raspberry.
Why are you over here concocting?
- That was a fruit and a candy.
That goes together commonly, a raspberry--
- I wonder where that's a delicacy.
- In Bar's Bistro.
- Oh, well, I'd love to see it.
I'm reporting y'all ass and getting y'all shut down
because I don't like weird [bleep] like that.
- That's good.
We already paid off the health board.
[upbeat music]
- Gary, where the hell do you live?
- That man is--
- And where is the nearest 7-Eleven?
Because I'm getting nervous.
- Or Target. - Hello.
- Hi, Gary? - Yes, I'm Gary.
- Hi, I'm Elizabeth. - It's nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
- I should get a parenting coach
because I got some [bleep] up baby daddies.
I feel like that would be a good thing.
- Amber wants the relationship. Leah don't.
- I think if you force her into that relationship,
I mean, then you're basically saying,
all these feelings you have, they're not that important.
- You know how you be saying that I'll never
force nobody to go to Devoin's house,
I'll never force Stella?
She's literally saying to Gary, don't force your kid
because you're gonna cause more trauma.
- For sure, I would never force.
- So why the [bleep] do you need a parenting coach?
They need the parenting coach, not you.
- You know what?
I'm going set it up for Devoin and Luis.
I'm going to set it up.
- I'm over here like, you're doing a good job.
- She's literally saying-- [bleep], telling him
to do what you're doing.
It's not you that needs the coaching, bitch.
It's them.
- I'ma call one. - Call one?
Call both. Set it up.
- So what do you think I should do?
- Everybody needs someone to talk to.
There's a wound in her heart, and that has to be healed.
- I mean, I have respect for Gary saying,
you know, I don't know if I'm making the right decision.
I want to be her advocate, but is it OK
to listen to an 11-year-old in these situations?
So I think him seeking advice from someone
is definitely going to be beneficial for all of them.
Proud of you, Gary.
- Parents can really [bleep] up a kid.
- [snorts] - I don't think--no, I know.
I'm saying-- - No, I agree.
- Even right now,
think about how we think we're doing everything right,
how they could grow up and be like,
you guys are terrible parents.
- Aw.
- We just don't know.
- She better [bleep] not.
- Knock her ass out and put her whole life
in a contractor bag.
- Oh, are we going to see baby Ace soon?
- Time to get this baby out.
- Time to get the Ace out the hole.
- In through your nose and out through your mouth.
Breathe. - This is intense.
- If I was her, I would have ran to the hospital
and got an epidural immediately.
- She's strong.
- Imagine being in labor in LA traffic.
Girl, you better have that baby at home.
- Are you having another one? - No.
There's just a foot or something stabbing me
on this other side.
- God damn.
- Grandma can't wait to meet you.
- That's another one, right? - Yeah.
- When you're going through a contraction,
all you want to do is think about how
your life just got here.
- What the [bleep]?
- I don't want you to talk to me.
It's not a time for us to talk.
It's a time for me to talk to God about if he
gets me out of this, I'm never going to drink again,
I'm never--I'm going to go to church every Sunday.
- You get me out of this,
God, I ain't going to never drink again.
- I'm trying to make a pact with the Lord to stay alive,
and you're trying to talk.
It just--no.
- We got action, guys.
What's up, man?
- Yeah, so what's going on with you guys?
- Oh, man.
- It's good they can talk. - Yeah.
- They're, like, cool with each other.
- I think it's so nice to see Cory and Zach interact.
And they seem like they have such a great relationship.
Co-parenting for the win, for sure.
- I'm hoping everything goes well.
- Why he look like he's in a [bleep] portal?
- Is he doing "The Challenge"?
- It looks like he's on "The Challenge."
- Yeah, he's gone for, like, months when he does that.
- Daddy!
- All right. [laughs]
- I missed you.
- I missed you too.
- She loves her daddy.
- She heard Cory and came running.
That's cute.
- That must be hard for him to be away for that long though.
- I got to tell you something.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
I love you a lot.
- That's so cute. - That's so sweet.
- Aw.
- Give me a kiss, OK?
- That's so cute.
I love that.
- He's a good dad. - He is.
- Y'all say he's annoying, but at least he's a good dad.
- Yeah, no. He's so sweet.
- If she was going to have the baby this episode,
she'd had it right there.
- I feel like--yeah.
I feel like they're dragging it out.
- The last scene is going to be her with her legs up,
Zach on the other side, and then it's going to cut.
Watch. - Yeah.
- Is that a ghost in the back?
Did you guys hear that? - What?
- You guys didn't hear back there?
- What was it? - I don't know.
Something's back there. - There's a dog.
What the [bleep]? There's a dog.
- I don't like dogs. - Is this anybody's dog?
- Hi.
- What the [bleep]? - Watch your head.
- Hi, pups.
- I got the dog. - Hi, pups.
- Oh, my goodness. You're so cute.
- Hi, puppy. - I love dogs so much.
- You like me? OK.
- Hi, baby.
- ♪ What's it going to take you to say ♪
- Where's Cate?
I don't want to watch nobody else right now but Cate.
- Yeah, I want to know what the [bleep] went on with Carly.
- I love Maci's kids.
They're so freaking cute.
- Hey. - Hi, Taylor.
- How are you? - I'm OK, you?
- Tired. - Yeah?
You're kind of outnumbered by babies.
- Yeah.
- I feel like I wouldn't be able to do a therapy session,
and it being filmed, I feel like I wouldn't be able
to give everything I want to give.
- Oh, yeah, that's why I've been going to a secluded place.
- Like, that's hard.
- And I be spilling the beans. I really do.
- When I did my therapist session with the cameras,
it was a little awkward just because, like,
the cameras are there.
And therapy is, like, a very personal thing.
But I think it's also good that we're showing, like,
therapy is a good thing and is normal
and kind of destigmatizing it.
So I was OK with doing it because I wanted
to set an example for, like, you know,
when my kids watch the show one day
because I'm sure they will.
They'll see me going to therapy and trying to get better.
- Yeah.
- Maci's been doing better with the PTSD.
Like, she's taken steps.
But if there was something I could do to fix it,
I would just do it, no questions asked.
But like, I don't know what to do.
- Good husband.
- Take notes, Sean.
- I was literally thinking that in my brain.
- I'll say it for you.
- It's OK, baby. You do a good job.
- So I understand where he's coming from.
He wants to be that person that has the answer to the problem.
- What we can't do anything about
is what happened to Maci.
- Right.
- But what we can do is show up.
You were there. - Yeah.
- I love when therapists give, like, good advice.
Personally, I don't like therapists that just listen...
- Yeah, yeah. - And don't give feedback.
Like, I really wanted someone that was
going to, like, call me out on my [bleep],
give me a new ideas.
- Agreed.
- You know, I think one of the things
that's most interesting is trying to figure out
what you can do something about and what you can't.
- Yeah.
- Actually though.
- I think sometimes, you think you're helping
when really, you're just, like, making things harder,
overcrowding, not giving space.
- Yeah, exactly.
I do that sometimes. - You do.
- I also used to think I knew what was going on...
- So like [bleep]. - And knew how to cure it.
- And he'd be like--
- I'd be like, "It's in your head.
Stop thinking about it."
- Yeah, I'd be like, well, I'm anxious.
He'd be like, well, stop thinking about it.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
Why didn't someone tell me that?
Now my anxiety is cured. - Is gone.
Think positive thoughts. - [bleep] prick.
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- She's probably gonna apologize.
- She better [bleep] not apologize.
- Oh, God.
It's about to be a sit-down, with the kids there too.
- Oh, where's Broncs?
Where is Broncs?
- Hey, it's me.
- Can I sit right there? - Yeah.
- You're so sweet.
- She's really sweet to her kids.
- Yeah.
- But they take her sweetness for a weakness though.
- I flipped out the other day.
- At least she's apologizing.
- I mean, don't get me wrong.
He probably is a good dad.
But I don't understand why she's apologizing
for this [bleep] argument.
- I don't either.
- And he's not saying [bleep].
He's not even apologizing for what made her go off
in the first [bleep] place.
- Yeah.
- You know, sometimes, you shut down,
and you're not connecting.
- Well, it's not that I'm shutting down.
It's like, can never get comfortable with--
- With the cameras. - It's different, yeah.
- Some people are like that though.
Know who your man is, girl.
- With Noah, literally, he acted so different on camera
because he just didn't know how to communicate.
- You were like that for a long time, Sean.
- I was. - You were weird.
- I definitely was. - You were definitely weird.
- Everyone thought you were, like, such an [bleep],
such a, like, [bleep] mean person.
- I ain't going to lie. - I was.
- For a long time. - She was trying to jump you.
I'm not going to lie. - Yeah.
- I think some people are cut out for TV, and some aren't.
- So let's say like you're married, right?
And you have an opportunity to be on a TV show.
And one spouse is like, I'm not with it,
and one spouse says, like, we're going to do it.
Like, it's never going to really work out
if the spouse doesn't want to be a part of the show.
- When I first met Luke, he didn't want
any part of the show.
And I kind of had to explain to him,
like, if we're going to be together,
you have to do the show.
It's just not going to work for my life.
- If I ever get married, and my husband is like,
"I'm not with the cameras,"
I'm going to have to get a divorce.
- He was like, "I don't want to do the cameras."
I was like, you're going to get up and do it, goddammit.
And he would always be like,
I didn't even sign up for this [bleep].
I'm like, well, I did.
- When my blood sugar is high, I should learn how to behave.
I've done this for--
I've been a type 1 diabetic for 12 years.
- I thought she said she's been diabetic since 11.
- She did.
- She ain't 23.
- Is she 23?
Where's Google? - She ain't no 23.
- How old is Mackenzie? - I'm 22.
- She didn't start-- - I'm 23.
- She ain't no damn 23. - Huh.
The math is not mathing.
- I don't cuss.
And here I am flying the F-bomb around my kids.
I never heard my mom say that.
- You know she ain't really never
told nobody to [bleep] off because she's very apologetic.
- Like, [bleep]. Get the [bleep] out of my face.
- Yeah, me and him got into a fight earlier.
- Just because we're moms doesn't mean
we have to be perfect.
Moms cuss sometimes too.
Get your ass upstairs right now.
[laughs]
- I want to be a good friend to you.
- Yeah.
- She got a lot going on.
- I feel like his energy has been like this.
- And Josh is giving very much nada.
- I know you're forgiving,
but I'm going to say sorry anyways.
- I don't take anything personal.
- Josh is serving zero out of ten.
That's OK, Josh. - That's what I'm saying, bro.
You got to go with something a little bit more than,
"I don't take anything personal."
- But she said, oh, my life would be
so much better without you.
If you care about what y'all have...
- You're gonna take it personal.
- You would take it personally. - I don't like him.
- Red flag, red flag, red flag.
Mackenzie, get the [bleep] up out of there.
- Josh is like, [bleep] this.
- He said, you said said sorry for cussing
in front of the kids.
You said sorry for letting your sugars get the best of you.
- But you ain't say sorry.
- But what you didn't say sorry for
was telling me, and the crew, and all of America
that you do not want to be with me.
This is why they got the divorce because she never
[bleep] apologized for telling his ass
she didn't want to be with him.
- [wheezing] - Got my [bleep] answer.
Damn, bitch.
- Are you done with this? Because I am.
- Yeah. - [bleep] smells disgusting.
- Mm-hmm.
Put your feet up.
You got cute toes.
No free feet pictures. Put them away.
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both: Catelynn.
- Stop. I'm going to cry again.
- I know.
- If y'all make me cry again...
- I feel like Cate keeps a lot in, you know?
- Well, what do you think?
- Exhausting, emotional.
- I know.
- I bet there's so many people that either have went
through adoption or going through adoption
that can relate to their story.
- Carly said to Teresa this time,
are you excited to go?
And she goes, yeah, I'm excited,
but I don't want it to happen because then it'll be over.
- But if Teresa's hearing that,
then she should be setting up more frequent visits.
- Yeah.
- Especially because of the siblings.
- I don't ever want to cry in front of her.
I feel like if I cry in front of her,
it's going to be like--
- In front of Carly?
- I want to cry just watching it.
- That must be hard because they don't probably want
to do anything to make, like--
what's her name, Teresa and the fathers.
- I'm starting not to like Teresa's ass.
[laughter]
- You say you want to be honest with your kids.
You got to be honest with her too.
- My heart.
My heart can't take this.
I can't take it.
- It's healthy to cry.
Like, it's good to cry. You need to cry.
So seeing your parents express healthy emotions
in a healthy way in a normal way,
I think it's a really good representation
for children to know it's OK to express your feelings.
- Yeah.
- I've never cried in front of her, not once, ever.
- Well, you might be surprised...
- I was just going to say-- - How she handles that.
- Mm, it's kind of hard to show certain emotions to your kids.
But at the same time, I think your kids need
to see that you're human too.
So if you can cry, maybe it'll let the kids know
that it's OK for them to cry too.
- Yeah, I was raised by Christine Smith.
And she boxed for 15 years.
- Enough said. - She was not a crier.
Like, every time-- if I cried about anything,
she would always say I was emotional.
So then it would make me feel bad.
Like, I'd be feeling like I'm a [bleep].
But then my mamaw, oh, she was a crier.
So I'd be going over to her house crying my eyes out.
And then I'd have to go home and be like,
I'm tough, because my mom was like,
"You ain't gon' come back if you gon' be crying."
I'm like, all right.
- We're always so excited to see you.
But this is the sad part. It's hard to say goodbye.
- That grandma's very wise.
- I love Grandma.
- Oh, Grandma knows the [bleep] she's saying, though.
- Preach.
- But on the bright side--
- I know, for sure, when she turns 18, like,
they're gonna be closer than ever.
- Yeah. - Like, for sure, for sure.
- But you know, one thing, the hellos are always
worth a goodbye, you know?
Like, seeing that. - That's a good one.
That was--
- I'm like, is that about to make you cry?
- Write that down. Write that down.
Somebody, write that down. - Write that [bleep] down.
- I thought I heard it in your voice.
- Let's have this baby. - Let's all do this.
Let's all have this baby.
- Today, we know we're going to have a little boy.
- Yeah. - Isn't that a trip?
- That is a trip.
- It's going to be great for Zach--no.
- Goddamn. Pop's smile white as hell.
- I don't think that's his real teeth.
If so, they're amazing.
- For real.
If that's your natural teeth, Grandpa...
- Have a good time.
- They have a really good support system
with their family.
- I love how her whole support system's
just, like, so ready for her.
- This ride with Ry when I was in labor
going to the hospital, I was, like,
screaming the whole way there.
- You took the bumpiest road.
- No, [bleep].
Everything was bumpy to you.
- You took a bumpy road. I'm in labor.
It's your job to know which road--
- It is the Bay area. - Has the least potholes.
That's the least you can [bleep] do.
- It ain't not one road that don't got potholes.
- You should have went around and marked that [bleep].
- Oh, what did we do?
- It's party time, baby.
- I think you'll be a nervous wreck.
- I will be. Who wouldn't be?
- You will have everything lined out.
- I'm going to give the doctor a timeline.
This is when you need to-- no, I'm joking.
- No, you're really not joking. - No.
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- ♪ We are young, and we know right now ♪
- Amber.
I hope her and Leah get it together, man.
I really do. - Me too.
- I hope they're OK.
- And I hope his ass cries in front of Carly.
- Air hugs for Tyler.
- This was a really good episode.
- Mm-hmm. - Like, emotional AF.
I had to fight back the tears.
- You're going to be OK, Mackenzie.
OK, there you go, Josh.
Giving five out of ten.
- Hey, get off Josh neck.
- Oh, the baby.
- Oh, it's time.
- I'm so excited.
I want to see it so bad.
- She's so cute. - That was a good ending.
- That was a really good ending.
- Cheyenne waving, that was cute.
- That was pretty good. - Did you like it?
- I just knew they was not going to have that baby,
like, for real.
- No, they was toying with our emotions really.
- I feel some type of way right now.
- Yeah, Mackenzie brought the heat this episode.
I'm not going to lie.
Little miss house on the prairie
did her [bleep] thing.
[bleep].
She came through with the heat.
- Oh, my God.
- Mackenzie came with the smoke.
I don't even want to [bleep] be with you anymore, Josh.
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- [laughs]
- That, my friend, was a TV show.
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- Next week on "Girls' Night In"...
- What do you think? - Agh, like, nasty.
- Once again, I get put on the back-burner.
- I'm suspicious of her.
- Would you come to Florida with us?
- I told you, it's hot in Florida.
- We're not having no babymoon.
- Tyler!
- I do have a bone to pick with you.
- She's, like, a bitch, man.
- There we go.
Aw, I'm gonna cry. - Aww.
I know, and we're not crying.
- I didn't expect to see the baby, like, raw like that.
- Raw, unseasoned? - Fresh as [bleep].
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